trade offer edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62026329
If there's anything the Covid crash taught me it's to never counter-trade zog
MCD is green. The economy is saved
Surely it will be over by October right? I need to fly through the area
You are trusting the plan, right?
talk me out of a cheeky MSFT slurperino
>>62027139two more weeks
>Apollo has capped withdrawals at one of its private credit funds for retail investors, per BloombergBros, what's going on with private credit equity? Even fucking BLACKROCK is stopping withdrawals..........
>>62027144Cramer shilled it this morning
>>62027139Every day of choke is roughly 1 week of supply chain disruptionThere's now an active route through Iran's waters if you pay a $2m toll so we're up to about 24 days of near full disruption and 2 days of partial disruption, 25 net say.That means 25 weeks of supply chain issues/inflation, or until late September.
>>62027144Why would I talk you out of a good investment?
>>62027144Google "microslop"
>>62027147I don't believe there is a deal coming, I think they are buying time until the ground invasion can begin.>>62027152I can lock in prices now and they are still fine. But I'm not flying through a warzone.
>>62027151I wish they would make Cramer ETFs and reverse Cramer ETFs of every pick he has ever made in his lifetime.
>>62027144jeetsoft is going to zero
>>62027144Buying individual stocks is gambling. You should slurp an ETF instead to lower the risk
>>62027140the long oil short tech plan?i'm getting raped but i'll probably cum soon
>>62027150It's been slowly collapsing for like 2 years, they did a bunch of PIK loans to push out collapse. Everyone is freaking out though because they don't know the difference between middle market and private credit apparently is what I'm finding.
>>62027159They existed for a bit look up SJIM
>>62027144>MSFTOdd way of spelling Autotrader.
Is this the present Iran gave him?>BREAKING NEWThe IRGC Aerospace Force will intensify its offensive operations starting tonightAn informed official announced to Fars News that a significant increase in the operational capabilities of the IRGC will take place.'In order to counter the savagery of Trump and the White House, the IRGC will increase the volume of its drone operations by up to 20%. The use of ultra-heavy and strategic missiles will also double, increasing by 100%.'– FARS
>>62027168>Liquidation: Announced for February 13, 2024, after failing to attract significant interest.Yeah I too sometimes forget Cramer exists sometimes until the curse hits again. He is like the Chris Chan of stocks.
>>62027168They should have put greater weight on his most recent picks, he is usually just a top or bottom signal.
does anyone else see how obvious the red herring fake talks are just another layer on top of the kharg island red herring?there's no way those ships are making it to kharg it's so out of the realm of possibility they're more likely to land on the moon than step foot on that island within the next 2-3 monthscan't really trade on this information but the level of incompetence in trying to obscure their moves does not inspire any confidence...puts
Is Israel getting bombed to shit part of the negotiations?
>>62027180>Cramer is usually top or bottom kind of guy but still a 100% gay
>>62027163This is not wrong. i wish my hunch or strategies were better than an ETF but ultimatetly i'm just gambling
> nows
>>62027163If you allocated your portfolio exactly like an ETF is would be the same amount of risk anon. Allocation of your funds is all that matters.
Last 30 minutes are going to be a bloodbath.
>>62027183If they don't report it then the goyim will never know so it didn't happe--aaackkk
>>62027183the most important part, ask any Irani
why googlel down 3 percent
>>62027190And tons of work. I held 120 positions at some point in past and I will never do that again.
>>62027183I doubt there is negotiations but even if they were they would still bomb isreal until an agreement is made. Same with team Epstein and Tehran
>>62027199Iran announced bombs on google
>>62027205Not the mooglies!!!
>>62027201Yes. That's what you pay fund management fees are for if you own ETFsI'm just saying, owning one particular stock in one particular industry has high risk exposure, if you allocate your money across several in different industries you mitigate your risk no different than ETFs do.
>>62027194I TRVST....
Times like this I wish I had some cute huge breasted Japanese wife so I can rub her soft size 12 feet while watching the stock markets crash and burn
>>62027199>MAGS is down ytdSupposedly it's ai capex. I honestly have no idea.
>>62027209The only real ETF worth holding is Cathie's ark of the covenant. Yolo me to the promised land mama Cathie!
I got the worst fill of my life on a spread and instead of immediately eating the loss I've sat here angrily watching the roulette wheel spin to see if I have to roll.What a waste of life but it was a penny shaver with a high theo loss and low probability I'm not paying to get out.
>>62027214I'm gonna go be a sugar daddy in tokyo fuck my job
>>62027201>will never do that again.I have about 11 different bank accounts and had five or so crypto exchanges accounts and few stoci trading accounts.Trying to keep up with the document storage, e.g. transaction record history, is tedious as fuck but also somewhat necessary.
>>62027214>size 12 feetPls explain.
>>62027224You don't have to be a sugar daddy. Just act like you are broke and be a total fuckboy instead. That works too unironically if not better.
Why is it power hour anyways?
>>62027226From my perspective it was just too exhausting mentally to try and keep up with everything. At some point I stopped trying to add to existing positions and was just adding new ones, because it was too much work to try and figure out which existing position is best.It was quite satisfying to see all the dividends to roll in though from some of them.
>>62027233He likes getting boned by BJC.
So they gave him a gift, it arrived today, and it’s related to oil and gas. What the fuck could that be? Or is it just his dementia talking again. It’s not like they can give him Kharg island.
>>62027214>size 12 feet
>>62027233what's to explain?>>62027165as always you know best babe. good afternoon darling.>>62027199;_;still think the s&p closes green today.
anyone explain why everyone is jizzing over a 4% 2y , or 4.4% 10y? Within very recent history we already had 5%+ and no one gave a fuck
>>62027237Is it?
>>62027159>>62027159>I wish they would make Cramer ETFs and reverse Cramer ETFs of every pick he has ever made in his lifetime.autopilot has one, there was a tracker out there too but can't find it...
>>62027244They seized a shadow fleet tanker laden with Iranian oil?
>>62027234in Tokyo? I wouldn't know where to score crack over there and I don't speak chinese. I'd rather just spend the money
>>62027214>size 12 feetdoes that mean they have a bigger cock?
>>62027255My MUD is getting raped. MU is inversing the market
>>62027244He says whatever he needs to say to keep markets up
>Special Forces headed to Iran to collect/destroy the nuclear material>82nd Airborne Division is going as well and has a long history of working with the special forces to create a cordon for them>Israel says it's about half way done with its targets wants another three weeks>US still doesn't have the vessels in the region to protect shipping like they did during the Tanker War>US allies like Britain who played a role during the Tanker War(Was an international effort) also have a much smaller and weaker navyThis war will be over by the end of April at the latest and like the Tanker War some may still get attacked by the traffic will largely be resumed, now it depends on how damaged the energy facilities are
>>62027241>dividendsProbably going to be the only perk of the coming months.There's not much point maintaining more than ten or twenty because at that point you'd likely be better off just buying a single fund covering that area for simplicity.
>>62027272been having my mom do bench press and it's helping a lot with that.
>>62027267but the traffic*
>>62027267I thought trump said we won the war again? didnt he give iran until friday to surrender or else we nuke tehran or something? we won, that's why the markets rallied yesterday right?
>market just flat out doesn't believe anything this lying migger says anymoreLMAO
>>62027279Who does every beta male anime fag I meet come from a single mom.
>>62027268I recommend bonds. The risk premium on stocks seems not worth it right now, at least to an europoor like me. I put half my savings into bonds last year (5-6% yield) and so far I'm not complaining with USD value collapse and all that.
>>62027287did he say something new today?
Donald Trump is a fucking clownincompetent wannabe fascist fucking clown
Bought some SPY $625P 4/2 as insurance against a drop this week.. Hope I don't need them. It's hard to pay for insurance but I'd lose $8k if it dropped big this week. Hoping to dump them on Fridays close or convert to a spread.
>>62027267yeah bro it's all a big nothing burger we won everything is good now we just need to assess the multi year damage to energy supply and all that stuff but who cares it's all priced in now>retards actually believe this
>>62027178Ooh! More DRONES!FUCKING SCARY!
>>62027287>>62027292im wondering if this is the first time firms didn't just lap up what trump said as 100% TRUTH (it's truth social for a reason) and just shifted the markets for his lies.
>>62027295Unironically this
>>62027287the fascist clown who cried
smiggies how do I feel about this
>>62027286Trump may declare "official victory" after they get/destroy the enriched uranium but there are still no assets in the region to protect shipping, this is guaranteed to go until April
Unconfirmed reports that trumps "gift" is an oil tanker from Iraq being allowed to transit the gulf after the US was driven from Iraq
>>62027295It’s just boots.It has to be boots now.It didn’t have to be but now it does.Half of Israel is basically Americans we are not going to let them get nuked.Down the road, those who fucked it up will be punished by the powers that be, but for now, it’s boots.
>>62027302yeah, it's looking like a technical recession for the US this year. grim.
>>62027294Probably aren't dropping THAT low...
>>62027297a large part of it is retail participation is close to record lowsretail was already too busy chasing after the SaaS dump and now they're hearing $4 gas on the news so there's less mongoloids chasing "slurpies"
>>62027295Iran barely has the ability to attack, by April this will be reduced to nearly nothing, the $200 billion the pentagon requested is to replenish missile defence stocks
why are my pm bags keep dumping on literally all news whether good or bad i'm being raped out here
US abandoning Israel would actually be a black swan event. Unlikely since everyone and their burger mother worships the star of David.
>>62027314Its over, buy puts.
>>62027314Have you considered you may have bought an overpriced asset?
>>62027315why would the US abandon itself?Israel and America are the same anti-european evil empire
>>62027297I think the Truth posts get consolidated into a format for the news wires and the spastics/algos see the short form on their trading terminal and just smash buttonsWhen he rambles in person, the translation is more nuanced
>>62027253>anyone explain why everyone is jizzing over a 4% 2y , or 4.4% 10y? Within very recent history we already had 5%+ and no one gave a fuckUS debt servicing is becoming a harder problem
>>62027320I packed my bags years ago, doesn't mean I don't want them to keep going up though. Only sold about 5% close to the top
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62027306you're assuming we know how those assets will be deployed...see >>62027182there's exactly a gorillion ways this could go wrong and only a handful of those support your viewto assume we have a full picture now is literally unequivocally the most retarded assessment possibleyou could instead say you choose to hold throughout all of this and not sell and that would probably be the smart move if you're diversified/hedged, but to try and DCA downwards or fade the dump is lemming tier suicidal
>>62027312>Iran barely has the ability to attackIn that case US barely has the ability to defend because US bases and Tel Aviv are still being hit
>>62027310The retail call volume is absolutely eviscerated. All the zoomie wallstreetbet types have been shaken out for the time being since December.
>>62027330Today: -0.72%This Week: +1.01%This Month: -7.31%This Year: -12.57%still shit
>>62027330
>>62027330-.12%. Still 50% cash parked in SGOV. It's whatever
SANDISKGODS are we eating good rn? the market is bright red yet our portfolio is still green. also kek MUsissies
>>62027330-.01%My gay spread held to max profit such as it was.
>>62027330>+.44%
>>62027252I'm 6 ft tall and have size 10 ft. Size 12 seems overkill. Girl could ski without boots.
>>62027330-0,23%
>>62027330+0.014% ( 100% sandisk)
>>62027333They're very likely going to do raids on Qeshm Island, Hormuz Island and Larak Island, Iran is using Larak to navigate tankers and they have a large underground base on Qeshm Island from which Iran has been sending boats out from to attack, threaten and guide vessels in the strait
>>62027348>SNDKGODS
>>62027335As I said this will go into April before any actual attempt to resume traffic through the Strait of Hormuz
>>62027252I can't tell if your memeing on me babe poster
>>62027327I’m buying. And I’m buying with a deep urgency.
>>62027330+2.15%
>>62027330-0.00%
>>62027330Today: +0.09%This week: +0.89%This year: -2.38%t. index fag
>>62027165i love you and miss you babe. we could be happy together and i still hope for it.
do you think if i wrote larry ellison a nice note i can still get the thirty bucks?
>>62027330>2.26%Way more than I thought
>>62027321the only anti-europeans are europeans
>>62027290+1
is babeposting reportable?
>>62027330+2.08%still down -1.85% for the past 7 days
>>62027397i dont think they care about off topic anymorenot getting paid enough
>>62027397Only if you report me to a babe copI'm already handcuffed ;)
What's the gift, Donnie
>>62027381You must have me confused babe posted
babe I think this is the bottom
>>62027404the gift of friendship
>>62027411of oil or index?
>>62027413of QQQ
>>62027330-1.33%, but I think that's wrong. Basically same as yesterday, waiting for my weekly condors to close at profit. Until then it's just noise.>>62027309That's the level where I'm giggafucked though, so I needed that hedge + OTM puts are cheaper than ATM. If we don't have any craziness by Friday open, I'm just going to roll into either a bull call or condor for the weekend to recoup some of the cost. If this week goes well I'm up $10k and the cost for the hedge til Friday's close is only $1-2k depending on price movement. So if I can end up rolling into a profitable condor bull spread it seemed chill as a pill.
>>62027287I mean why would theyeven the class retard could tell you he is blatantly manipulating markets and there's massive insider trading related to it it's more insane the algos have bought his shit for so long
>>62027411i thought about taking a bull position overnight but whats the pointif were going up, ill have plenty of time to long tomorrow
I request more babeposts
>>62027421Stop trying to make babe posting a thing
i dont want any more babeposts they make me sad ;-(
Is coinbase computer going out of business?
>>62027411babe I'm gonna swat your bottom you lil minxI just bought a heated diaper off AMZN. KMD BTFO
of course they nigger pump it right after options closeOH WELL
what happening
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>62027427thanks for trusting in my expert financial advicehttps://youtu.be/iACt2K7CFX0?si=i_qIzS6BM7dHm2Kx
kek oil baggies
it's happening again, post the tweet
NEWS
>Israeli Channel 12: A ceasefire for a period of one month will be announced according to a mechanism that Witkoff and Kushner are working on#OOTTIn the meantime every official of Iran will get assassinated, very clever
woahstill going up
israeli channel 12 is literally the kikest of the kikes, i wouldnt trust itif fox news isnt breaking the story, its fake news
>>62027259you know what they say about big shoesbig [spoiler]socks[/spoiler]
he boughted ze oil?
I'm 100% up on INTC but I'm gonna sell it if this keeps up on the off chance POTUS is just lying like a 10 year old this much tacos is a bit too much for me
>>62027457nice, nice
brent 99.5 to 96.5wti 91.8 to 88.8 holy shit still droppingand spx 6550 to 6606
>>62027464ahh i fucked it
HOLY KEK OIL BAGGIES LMAO
>>62027424Sorry... i haven't found an interesting stock in a while so i just sit on cash and browse the thread
Looks like we might not be hitting the 200USD per barrel after all.
o i l
>>62027466wti 87.5 brent 95.01
i did NOT panic sell!
WHAT IS GOING ON? MORE LIES?
hows everyone enjoying their rigged kiked and manipulated nigger market?
i solded my MU and it giga pumps after hours
really glad I closed my long oil this morning lol
>wait for sandisk to fill the gap>wait for it>wait for itIt's not gonna go down is it. 678 was the lowest it will go.
Unbelievable these fucks wait until the stock market closes to announce anything EVERY FUCKING DAYIM SO TIRED OF THIS SHIT
i WILL slurp oil if it dips like 5% more
so what was the 'news' even if it's fake?
>>62027482Yes. Big, stinky, desperate lies.
AAAAA I panic shorted and it keeps going up
>>62027482peace soon and totally for real this timeLMAO
>>62027479brent 94.5wti 86.7spx 6625oil keeps going down, market doesn't respond that much
>>62027489only the insiders win fren
I can't believe there were people who thought Iran was going to be able to do anything to our economy. Like look I know some of you guys are european and proud of your 300 billion dollar market cap companies, but here in america we're going for valuations of like 5 trillion in one company, its more money than iran has and it's just one company boss.
I haven't found any recent news able to justify the sudden oil dip wtf
>GameStop>Beat earningsSo tired of this shitco what the fuck
what did he say now?
>>62027482Yup and directly from isreal this time
what in the nig, what did they announce
>>62027498we bouncing nowlooks like its over
this is why i chose no overnight risk today. i like actually being able to sleep instead of laying in bed holding my phone and sweating the market for the next 17 hours
why are things moving so aggressively on NO FUCKING NEWS
This is pure nonsense lol
all of my stuff pumped after hours, qrd?
>>62027506War is over and unicorns for everyone.
>>62027505kek gme baggiesalso nice revenue miss baggie
wars been cancelled, peace deal for 30 days.
>>62027512theres news, you just dont know it. insiders win
>>62027510I hold overnight anon I just learned not to care
>>62027470Kek I just misquoted mean girls
According to /pig/ isreal channel 12 said there will be 30 day ceasefire
I'm so tired of gamestop baggie cope>>62027503
>>62027445Kek
>>62027341Up to a few weeks ago: +38% Now: 15.9%
WHAT HAPPENEND??oil Dumping nq pumping???
>>62027516>goy idkick assblessed
>>62027525And the 3000 paratroopers and 2500 Marines are going there to sightsee?
>>62027525compeltely unfinalized, no agreement has been made yet, I hope all these izaelites lost money panic selling
>>62027533bless the goyim with many green candles in stocks and many red candles in oil KEK oil baggies
>>62027333The straight doesn't matter.The IAEA isn't in Iran.You don't know where the spicy uranium is. You need control of the whole country to be sure the spicy Uranium isn't inside of a C4 soccer ball that could turn Tel Aviv into a crater. They were probably correct in assuming they could have forced a revolution all things being equal but unfortunately they gave the other side a huge propaganda victory in striking the most sympathetic target imaginable which changed the internal equation. So now, its boots. Boots are the only way to ensure Israel doesn't get nuked, and no one is actually going to let that happen. And being realistic, unless your antijoo anon posting 50 burning big nose images a day from the long term care facility, you don't actually think that would be a good thing either and know boots it must be.
>>62027525>isreal channel 12haven't they come out with some bullshit before? like within the last two days?
honestly I don't even understand why oil is going down. It's been mathematically proven that even if the war stops fully tomorrow, there will still be a supply deficit lasting for months. Why the fuck would oil prices go back to normal so fast?
Insanely Jewish market. Actually unreal.
so is this simply literal jewish tricks? Who tf can I believe
>>62027551don't blieve in urselfblieve in me who blieve in u
Kek, bears fell for it again.
>>62027551>>62027550>>62027545Oil baggy
Iraq just officially joined the war on Iran's side btw
Essentially Iraq has just joined the war against USA and Israel. Who lost earlier, again. >BREAKING: The Iraqi Armed Forces and the Iraqi Council of National Security have given the Popular Mobilization Forces full authority to respond to and retaliate against any U.S. and Israeli attacks, effectively giving them the green light to enter the war formally.
>>62027560me when I lie
>>62027551were in a market that will move on any headline, cant really do anything about it
>>62027534>>62027540What makes this more likely to be real is the recently created accounts on Polymarket over the weekend that placed bets of a ceasefire before the 31st of Marchhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/23/bets-us-iran-ceasefire-show-signs-of-insider-knowledge-say-experts-polymarket
>iraq joins>jews claim ceasefire imminentgorilla nigger of a market
>>62027558>Oil baggyi'm cashi just want to know what the fuck is moving the markets, even if it's nonsenseits kind of important anon
>>62027563oh
Pardon my Hebrew but this is nuts no matter your bags.
>>62027560Why you frontrun me like this?
>>62027563yeah you're just very very poorly informed for a trader
>>62027560>>62027561Sorta but no They gave Iranian militias a legal right to fight for Iran inside iraq but they have already been the war for a week unofficially
>>62027549priced in bubs
>>62027579apparently it's more than this, I read the following :>The Iraqi Armed Forces have been ordered to join the Popular Mobilization Forces and other groups and retaliate against American and Israeli attacks on Iraqi citizens
KEK OIL BAGGIESOIL IS GOING TO $60
Is it happening again? Something might be happening.
>>62027549Because there isn't one a lot of the oil countries that had sanctions on them like Russia have had them lifted for a little
Literally after hours scams again. Insane
>>62027589nothing ever happens
>>62027589What? probably not its not friday
holy shit, he actually won the war
>>62027574Jk buddyI want to know as wellI am the biggest baggy here anyway
pre-pre-pre-pre-premarket is really green...
>>62027287How does he keep winning every time?
>>62027579They've cleared Iraq already. Now firing on American bases in Syria. This war against Iran sure is throwing up some MAJOR fucking geopolitical losses for America.And they haven't even got there yet. I'm making plans for severe catastrophe now. Markets are fun and all but I've got family I need to start planning for. Things are so far out of control there's no stopping it.
>>62027596Indeed, looks like a false alarm. Time to get back to buying S&P for couple of decades to reach enough compound interest to be considered almost rich.
>>62027602>Bombs them so hard they pay the US reparationsWe'll see what happens within the IRGC I am sure there are many not too happy about this
>>62027602>twitter who >no source I hate you so much its unreal
postmarket hyperbart still wish i had my calls, but i also kinda dont care because lol if we open up unched tomorrow
>>62027603even if it's fake news or trump spazzing out on truth... it still comes out within minutes of the market move... still i've seen nothingthis is fucking mental
We won you guys, why aren't you celebrating?
>>62027549Oil is not a just in time market, there's roughly 2-3 months worth of industrial stockpiles collectively.
I got stopped out of my oil long. Motherfucking clown market.
>>62027615its a trusted account and shoving LE SOURCE down your throat instantly makes me distrust a post
>>62027534one theory outside the obvious being that everything is a smokescreen is that they're sending them to protect as they negotiate. not likely but maybe
>BOTTOM.>OF.>THE.>V.So this was current years talmudic scheduled manufactured downturn to get better entry prices before the +25% pump for the remainder of the year so the SPX can have it's mandatory +15% more or less.>SPX 77O0p fall 2026.
>>62027605Midas touch
kek
>>62027633pretty sure drumfs account is a trusted accounti rest my case
>>62027635the funny thing is that it happens every year, take a look at VIX seasonality, you can practically run this war based on the chart
>>62027606Grocery store off brand enriched long grain white rice is 3.99 for 5lbs just FYI prepper anon.I have been stacking as well.
maybe the algos have been so fine tuned to volume to catch and ride insider trading, they all react to any volume change, which in turn cascades through to other algos with bigger thresholds and it just snowballs
I'm all cash until boots on the ground.
>>62027644Exits the video generation business?Really?!
omg guise???>BREAKING: According to sources briefed on President Trump's way of thinking, sources inside the Whitehouse have overheard the President praising Iran's gift of a giant wooden horse. "It's like nothing anyone's ever seen before. It's this big horse, it's very beautiful. I have my guys working on it right now adding some gold touches to really bring out the finishing. It will go great in the new ballroom.">Israel and Iran declined to comment due to lack of substantive niggers tonguing one's anus according to one source reached we reached out to who declined to be named.
>>62027633>its a trusted twitter account >you shouldn't question it ever Please kill yourself
SNDKGODS
>>62027330+8.11% no leverage
>>62027606>>62027651>I have been stacking as well.me too, good luck frens
>>62027649It's the other way round.Wars are being ran so that the charts look like this.Threadly reminder that Iran went 100% along with the rona jabbing. Which was the strongest indicator we ever received that le new world order is already firmly in place.
And mumu said...let there be LITE.
who is even in charge in iran? havent they killed like everyone?
>>62027667Salty that I did not slurp the big dip around the 9th. LITE is doing crazy numbers right now.
I doubled down on oil today :( You can laugh at me
>>62027667my entire portfolio is lite, semtech, teradyne, and tower semi
>>62027673At least you're not a GME baggie
The indexes pump and dump like a penny stock whenever Trump tweets
>>62027673I almost did this but decided to take my gains and run yesterday .
repeat after me>the niggerjews will not scam me out of my positions
>>62027671Buy some on the next dip. LITX as well if leverage is your bag. Its good until earnings at least. I dont know where its gonna top though.
>>62027677That’s why gold, bonds, equities are all crashing. Every asset class has retardedly high volatility. Orange ape is going to trigger a flash crash when some real shit actually does happen
This is the last fucking time I bet on anything that actually makes sense happening in the market I swear to god. This ancient boomers handlers attacked Iran unscathed apparently it's over.
>>62027686If you believe this you’re retarded as fuck and most likely 86 IQ, my man. If you understood Iran or Iranian history you’d understand they will never sign a ceasefire
>>62027677Just get into his inner circle or befriend someone who is and you'll become a billionaire
>>62027688I must be 86IQ then because I am fucking beheemed right now by this market reaction
Israel is at war with my portfolio
>>62027330+0.15%Tiny but at least I'm in the green
>>62027631Bro, are you a member of the Trump family or part of Trump's inner circle? No? Then you're gambling.
>>62027686he brought back presents too apparently.
I don't know who's jewing who any more.
>>620276611:1 leverage is still an amount of leverage
>>62027695It was promised to them 3000 years ago
>>62027697Gambling is a sin doe>>62027702Truth nuke
So I guess this was it...They are just working on a ceasefire plan, bear in mind this is Kushner and Witkoff.... the two retards that couldn't understand the nuances in the discussions prior to this war kicking off with Oman that actually sparked it in the first place
I just hit +50% this year on my port, no leverage, stocks only, 3 trades total this year, six figures account
>>62027710>couldn't understand the nuances They understood 100% and war was their only plan
>>62027233>>62027246>>62027259What, I have a foot fetish and also like busty women. I don't care for that gay shit.
>>62027713May I see it?
>>62027693Having shitty expirations is entirely different than being right/wrong.Trump is jawboning because he sees bond yield price action. He thinks he can keep markets floating until this weekend with the invasion of kharg island, and then Iran surrenders by next Mondays globex open. That’s his “plan”. Keep oil under 100, keep yields below 4/5%. Win the war this weekend.
>>62027689Half the time it’s after hours and I mainly trade options. Still able to scalp this stupid volatility for a small profit though
>>62027685What if it’s not merely just volatility? What is its the global supply of liquidity drying up?
>>62027602“TERROR ALARM” How fucking stupid are you?
who is fake and who is gay anymore idk
>>62027655The fruit was hanging too low and it hurt their back picking it
>>62027724everybody
>>62027673lmao chill it wont go lower here
>>62027724Is it going to be the first global schizo war of the FIAT et derivatives? W T F is going on? Is this the time to go 100% physical gold and just ignore everything?
kek>BREAKING: The United States has sent Iran a 15-point plan to end the war, according to New York Times report.so they have just sent iran a plan, also>It does not appear that the Iranian leadership will quickly move toward a ceasefire - Yedioth Ahronoth on senior Israeli officials
jewish turboniggers
>>62027741what a surprise
>>62027741why isn't it pumping doe?
>>62027741WAR IS OVER LETS GOOOOOO
>>62027748Who's going to buy when they might be loading the next tweet?They are killing the market.
Honestly they should investigate these guys for insider trading. They won’t but they should.
>>62027755this is good. they are just accelerating the fallwhen people no longer want to buy, then, and only then can we get the real dump
>>62027756this has been happening for as long as markets have existed, you just didnt get to see it so easily
>>62027741>Israel says Iran won't move quickly towards a ceasefireIsrael wants full on regime change and the complete destruction of Iran, Israel can weather the Strait of Hormuz being shut, the US will accept denuclearisation, it's in Israel's interest to keep this going and to escalate it, it's the only chance they will ever get for regime change in Iran
CRCLbros....WHO MADE PUTS TODAY!?
>>62027756they never will, barron trump made $30 million in oil before any of this shit took off, he made those bets late february. he's gonna get away with it
im still sitting on 5% cash waiting for another dip to slurp, please don't tell me i missed the chance to slurp
>>62027745>@MOG_CHINA kek
>>62027764the reason our other parts of government wont do anything is because they are all just as crooked as well
>>6202776625% here. dont worry it will keep going down over the next few months.
>>62027715thisthey won't stop
>>62027770yup>>62027777nigger oil
NIGGER WEDNESDAY
>>62027756rules for thee but not for me
>>62027761>CRCLGODS
This move feels a way for insiders to slurp oil while the rest of the market can get excited over their index pumps. Same as Monday. I closed my oil short and am no longer bearish on oil as of this week. Hope to see some sick nasty DXY pumps as this trainwreck gets worse and worse.
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>>62027719Are you being legitimate, because boots on the ground means a 10 year block sweep operation that never ends, it's what's happened in the rest of the middle east
>>62027786>source: twitter news outlet with no linksnot selling my oil
>>62027784it's a national security interest that they insider trade to obtain cheap oil
Something odd I've noticed in the last few days.Some countries or industries are just choosing to give up.Power producers in Bangladesh saying they cannot pass on these price increases, it would "break their backs". So they're just doing blackouts.A packaging factory in Incheon saying polyethylene prices are high, so they are just shutting down next month.Textile manufacturers saying their margins are too thin to support an increase in input costs, so they are running out of stock in 2-3 weeks.Even on a country level, Japan only has three (3) crude oil cargoes inbound for all of remaining March and April. One from Yanbu, one from Fujairah, and one from elsewhere. They gave up.Pakistan decided not to bid high enough for spot LNG cargoes, and will simply run out of gas in the coming days.I think this is a big reason why oil prices did not go ballistic. Companies and even entire countries chose to not start a bidding war and simply commit suicide.
>>62027786>15 point planAre they using the one from the Russia/Ukraine talks?
>>62027259It's incorrect, hand size usually correlates to cock size desu.
in what world oil didn't skyrocket to 130$ ToTIraq literally entered the war and Iran said they'd mine the whole gulf if american got its soldiers close
>>62027794It's called demand destruction sweetie
>>62027794Thankfully, we have built strong infrastructure in solar and wind, so we can harvest spare oil from the wind turbines and sell the solar panels for scrap to offset these costs.
Down 12% this year haha!
>>62027803It's too early to just give up.
>>62027801Jew Jitsu
>>62027805That's cute.
>>6202779615 point plan. 1 point per day. Day 15 Iran surrenders. Let’s work backwards from there.
>>62027801don't worry, next week trump will say hes going to nuke iran, oil will go to 160, then the next day he will say: 'no i didn't say nuke, i said juke, as in we are finalizing a deal to sell one million juke boxes to iraq in exchanged for all its oil rights!' and oil will fall to 40 dollars
>>62027801Guess you missed the big news, Trump said we won the war again today
>>62027807Everything is already too expensive. Consumers are cracking then trump pulls this. It's got to be the most retarded foreign policy move EVER made by anyone. The next ten years are going to be fucking torture at best.
>>62027794Total microplastics starvation.
>>62027786This was already part of the deal before the US attacked Iran, they wanted the destruction of their nuclear facilities and enriched material, the US also offered to build and supply nuclear fuel and material for civilian use to Iran for free, indefinitely
>>62027813I thought you were going to send 1m nissan jukes. Even Iran doesn't deserve that horror.
>>62027816holy shit it's only the 45th time he won the war!!!! what a great man he is
>>62027794>Something odd is happening>Describes textbook demand destruction which has been documented by economists for thousands of yearsLmao. Anon, I'm going to blow your fucking mind right now but find an apple and throw it upward. What happens next WILL SHOCK YOU.
>>62027794yeah companies don't have the margins in what they charge, and neither do the companies buying it to pass on to consumers, who don't have it eitherthis is why i'm bearish on the overall economy, as the shortages don't just go away and the things shut down take too long to ramp back upthe fertiliser issue has come at planting time too, it's not like you can undo that once that window has passed and catch up
This peace is bullshit but I don't have the balls to buy get back into a crude 2xL with this much manipulation going on
>>62027820Again I think it was a big gamble but likely would have been successful if they didn't make that one fuck up which allowed the regime to turn moderates to their side. This is more proof that you really can't predict the future, and that it's all about risk management.The world really doesn't turn on either great men theory or long term socioeconomic forces, but on dice rolls.
>>62027718You've got your magic binoculars right?
>>62027841I’m taking one last stupid trade and I’m sitting it out for 6 months if it doesn’t hit.
keklooks like the deal isn't signed yet bros...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VehGieRi72w
>PSRHFHELIUMGODS? HELP?
>>62027330+1.3%, I hold enough Exxon to be immune to the rest of the market shitting itself.
> futures
>>62027867Should have bet on peace and love babe
>>62027858hope iran responds by blowing up some oil
I think the shorting just stopped~~~They gave the insiders their lil re-entry point dip.. My patience shall be rewarded.
>>62027899Chill babe
>>62027858sounded like 7 or 8 hit, but at the bottom of the thing it said erbil, isn't that iraq?
>>62027907yeah they sent a few to various placessome to kuwait, some to eliat in israel and looks like iraq too
>>62027876Good to see he's still following my course basics.Looks like he may need a refresher or level up soon though.
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>>62027923fuck sake sorry fren>1 post aparti did refresh before hitting send, will post to merge
>>62027924Bro I thought you were ded
Oh dear oh dear.>baka
Anons announcing their bakes challenge [impossible]
>>62027931i'm not the baker, just thought it needed one have deleted now once again, apologies to /smg/
The last stand of the USA in Iraq is happening right now.>A major security incident involving US forces at Harir Air Base, Erbil Governorate, Kurdistan Region, Iraq
>>62027940No prob thanks for not spreading propaganda
baking
