survival edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62027128
First for propoganda
>“Because they're going to make a deal. They're going to make a deal. They did something yesterday that was amazing, actually. They gave us a present, and the present arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. And I'm not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize. And they gave it to us, and they said they were going to give it. So that meant one thing to me, we’re dealing with the right people. No, it wasn't nuclear related. It was oil and gas related. And it was a very nice thing they did.”
> futures
>>620279335% commission on oil
Fifthly, prices.
>>62027933Trump would never lie or do insider trading.The only reason people vote for him is because he's an honest man who doesn't lie.
>>62027938>According to a parody twitter account
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I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed
another wave cominghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VehGieRi72w
I've been yapping about this company for months, but I decided to not invest in it and wait for my July allocation to do it.Their second LNG producing unit will be up and running towards the end of 2026 / early 2027 so I thought waiting for summer 2026 would be good enough to get in "early".Fuck.
>>62027945no I read it on a major news site
>>62027946>manufacturing giant manufactures No big surprise when they have lots of idle factories with VW car sales down
>>62027948Its fine bigot its a mostly peaceful barrage of strikes deal is inbound.
>>62027949Time to buy the top again
>>62027943how? he don't even take a sallory *spits dip in your general direction*
>>620279534chan?
can we just go to DC and "talk" to the warmongers and inside traders in minecraft yet
>>62027949buy the next dip? unless it's a memepeople will still want to move out of this region i feel and qatar say they are about 5 years away from fixing their damage...saying that if you wait it'll keep running up, as it always does
>>62027933I know he's lying, but he lies so convincingly and gives these small details that you can't help but think maybe there's a grain of truth in there. Like it's hard to believe the president of the United States would tell a blatant, in your face lie like that.
it was me btw, i called trump and told him we can make a deal
>>62027953Major news sites also posted the following a few days ago."At present, Iran essentially has no floating crude or surplus available for international markets. The U.S. Treasury Secretary's remarks appear aimed at reassuring buyers and managing market sentiment."
>IRAN ON POTENTIAL US GROUND INVASION:>"For years, we have been awaiting the Americans' entry. We have just one message for the American soldiers: Come closer."
The last stand of the USA in Iraq is happening right now. It doesn't sound good. >A major security incident involving US forces at Harir Air Base, Erbil Governorate, Kurdistan Region, Iraq
>>62027946
>>62027972kinda like iran is the babeposter and america is babe
I'm going to assume GME missed earnings because that one faggot hasn't posted anything lmfao kek baggies
When this shit all blows over in like November, is it a bad idea to go all in on TQQQ?
>>62027973The POTUS says on Monday they won't hit the power stations until Friday to make oil go down and then an hour after that israel hits all their power stations rendering what the POTUS said obsolete.
I found a $100 AMEX gift card under my couch.What (physical) stuff do I invest in in light of the fact that all the Asian slave factories are shutting down due to a lack of oil? How will supply chain disruption differ from COVID? This is supposed to be the happening schizo website yet things finally happened and no one seems to be prepared?
>>62027946Auto sector is dead in Germany, China killed it
>>62027987No one can be prepared for Trump's random whims. No matter time or day, we're all a second away from him deciding he wants to gift his insider friends a new yacht on our dime.
>>62027987we are the "nothing ever happens" site now thanks to organic grassroots user campaigns
>>62027987>What (physical) stuff do I invest in in light of the fact that all the Asian slave factories are shutting down due to a lack of oil?95% of all porcelain comes through the strait of Hormuz. Start buying physical adult disposable underwear or buy KMB shares since they make the best ones. As soon as toilets are done, the demand for diapers is going to moon.
DA FUTURES ARE COMINGTRIPS AND WE RIPS
>>62027982I've been buying every day, I have 210k in tqqq and I'm buying more tomorrow and all week. Fuck that orange retard
>>62027979i wish she had their courage
>>62027992Right right, orange man bad etc, but what do I buy? Trash bags? Tylenol? Vitamins? What am I going to get raped on in 30 days when prices jump?
>>62027999
>>62027999checked
you've been warnedhttps://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2036457976878268581
>>62027987Buy deens. Does anyone actually take amex anymore?
>>62028013Silver was trading much higher in china but it didn't mean anything and collapsed anyway.
>>62027938source???
>>62028013This is the nigger the US is in talks with, he was recently in Pakistan after being cleared to leave Iran by the Israeli Air Force
>>62027966I mean that's what most liars and scammers do. Add an irresistible promise that you can't ignore.
>>62027987this ones gonna blow your mindgasoline
>>62027966Why would trump lie?They voted for him because he doesn't lie.
NIGGER WEDNESDAY
>>62028024The silver manipulation was successful because there wasn't a hostile state undermining their efforts.
>>62027987The fun part about a major fuel shortage is you're gonna get raped on everything
>>62028046Idk, the one time I opened /pmg/ they were all screeching about china
my tank is DCAing up every time i fill up now
anyone catch the oval office presser ?Iran is totally defenseless, no navy, air force, radar, or anti airwar is already wonI don't get why the hormuz is still shut though
>Taiwan, whose electrical grid relies on LNG for 40% of power generation, has an LNG emergency stockpile that will last around 11 days. Taiwan may be forced to ration power or reduce electricity to its industrial sector - POLITICOOooohohohooooo chips mmhmhhmmmmmm
>Microsoft CEO: The biggest obstacle to expanding artificial intelligence is persuading people to change the way they work.How did these AI retards ever get promoted to CEO???
>>62027966>he lies so convincinglySo this is how the low-IQ see the worldhilarious
>>62028059and people responded to that ceasefire rumour which came out literally 30 mins after that wrapped up which had no real basisif there was something, trump would have certainly said so, but didn'tmarkets still reacted though lol
>>62028059>trump just blasé letting the world know that the entire US navy can be brought to a halt by the literally possibility of mines being present without a single observation He gives just as readily as he takes.
>>62028060Did Trump get Iran's energy for free with this month long ceasefire? SOXL is mooning AH.
>>62028059They honestly sound like Comical Ali.>>62028061This is why I'm done with technology. Since the early 2010s they've been trying to shove shit that we don't need down our throats in order to increase profits.
>>62028059Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Closed Strait Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Tanker Through The Hormussy Like Nigga Full Speed Ahead Haha
>>62028060China is retarded for not taking advantage of the Iran shitshow, grow a pair and go after Taiwan right now
LMAOhttps://x.com/PauloMacro/status/2036553256432771406
>>62028080china can't do shit retard
>>62028028America isn't talking to anyone. Trump is bullshitting.
>OpenAI is shutting down its AI video slop-making platform SoraAI bubble just got even bigger now and it will pop kek
>>62028059We have seen this before with the houthis.No amount of bombing can stop them.Every few weeks, a containership from China will arrive and restock their supplies.
>>62028092It gets better, Disney exited their billion dollar agreement as well.
>>62028080They can’t take the little islands a stone throw’s away from their own coast without massive casualties and sanctions, you really think they would lose millions of soldiers to depopulate Taiwan and become a pariah?
Fuck is happening now. I have market fatigue.
>>62028091There's undeniable proof of this guy in Pakistan recently
>>62028100post it
>>62028100Trump isn't negotiating anything with anyone. Iran is not interested in the slightest.
>>62028092How are the AI sloptubers going to get clips now?
>>62028098Trump actually seems to be ending the war and Iran is cucking out it seems
>Japanese bilingual fluency required>pay: UP TO 23 dollars an hourWhy can't we fill this job bros?
>>62028108Why would Iran give up when they are winning?
>>62028106Sloptubers do local anyway
>>62028060Wouldn'ti tm ake more sense to have nuclear power? Since if the chinks invade they can just pozz the island in a final fuck you.
How much of this pump burns off by open?
OHHHH OIL BAGGGIIIESSS
>>62028087guy on the right is dead, IRGC runs the country now.
>>62028109I can't speak japanese and lol 23 bucks an hr lmao. You wanna work for 150 a day?>>62028116all of it
>>62028092ORCLsissies...
>>62028118I'm not normally one for conspiracies but I'm genuinely starting to believe this
>>62028109The jeet who will take it is still learning Japanese. Give it a year.
>>62028078I miss Tyler. What happened to him?
it's gonna be ok babe. it always was too. imagine if you'd had me to soothe you this last year, how much better things would have been, what we could have had already if we had both trusted our hearts. my feelings are still there, i've guarded them and cherished them. and whether i was right or wrong about things (i've been right about basically everything) shouldn't even matter babe, i'm not trying to outdo you or prove you wrong, i'm trying to guide us the best i can. i value your opinion and i adore you but i am not going to just yield to your thoughts when you're wrong. i need you too, you have the same effect on me when you disagree, make me mad, but there's times i should have listened to you and been more cautious too. we'd make a great team is what i'm saying babe, us together is worth more than the two of us apart.
>>62028108>gathered my last 3k after getting rugged on oil futures>about to go all in on BP once they release their dividend on Friday>War endingOh well I guess i'll buy the dip on my old bank stocks. I want solid proof this time though, not just an orange man tweet.
>>62028136yo that nigga ZESTY
>>62028124He is definitely seriously injured at least. No other reason to hide him like this. Makes me wonder why did they even appoint him leader? Maybe it's Iranian 4-D chess; Israel can't assassinate an Ayatollah that's already dead.
>>62028150are you me from 2 days ago?don't do it
>>62028150>heavy oil bags>soon to be permanent losses on techYou're like a little pinata kek
>>62028153I GOT HIS PIC ON THE WALL WITH THE MOUTH CUT OUTPAPER CUTS ON MY BALLS BECAUSE MY DICK'S IN HIS JAW
>>62028154>whyBecause why would military guys who hold all the cards continue to take orders from a guy in a bathrobe? Appoint a puppet, someone dead or in a coma, and run the country as his appointed stand in.
>could have 5x in 2020, 20x in 2021, 5x in 2022, 6x in 2023, 20x in 2024, 20x in 2025It didn't used to bother me, like in 2022, when I was fumbling trades and being such a pissy pants I didn't even invest 1000 bucks into the "long shot highly volatile plays" like Hgiraffe but as I get older and it becomes more obvious society will probably collapse in 10 years.... in 2020 when I was young and had Free Government Money out the wazoo I should have fuckin gone for broke, a million or zero.
>>62028150One tweet and it is over for you.
My gut feeling says we start forming a bottom 2nd week of april
B WET chads where we at
>>62028171If you're such a hot-shot investor then 20x your money now.
>>62028001BACK OFF SHE'S MINE
Robinhood stock buybacks Babeish or Broish?
>>62028155>>62028156>>62028176I don’t have faith in the tech bubble or cheap oil. Yeah trumps tweets already fucked me up, don’t want to play this twitter market anymore, one last gamble.
>>62028178we already bottomed and i already called it.>>62019569>>62028181show her love then, what good does hating me do?
I'm not invested anything before the war or now. I'm waiting for the big crash before the war and especially now with this global mess.all of you buying and holding through this dumpster fire I think are crazy... however I'm hoping that orange migger solves the iran thing and it's true he has them beat and iran capitulates and all your bags go to the moon while I watch on the sidelines.because ww3 doesn't happen we all win. I'm just not sure this thing is over and I won't be buying in
I sold my SLV for -35% and Im going to buy TSLA calls.
You burgers ready for war?
>crude
>>62028192>the shoeshine boy thinks im crazy for holding my long term positions and not reacting like an effeminate redditor over meme newsRemember when tarrifs were supposed to cause a global economic meltdown? What's the matter, you didnt lose enough money then to learn your lesson? Kek baggie
>>62028193crikey
Asian countries running out of fuel is priced in, right
>>62028197I just assume everyone here qualifies for mental health exemption
>>62028193>I MAY BE HOMELESS, BUT MY HANDS ARE DIAMONDS - IM GOING TO GAMBLE MY TENT ON DICE, HERE WE GO!
>>62028197>let recruit the GWOT generationkek the military is cooked.
>>62028192You seem to watch the news too much. Are your hands soft?
we fuckin won the war bros!
>>62028200>didnt lose enough money then to learn your lessonno because I didn't fuck with stocks than either idiot
>>62028213yeah you really got him, faggot
>>62028219Trading the news will always lose. That’s feminine drama trading. You need an actual plan.
>>62028217WE WON SO FUCKING GOOD THE MARINES ARE ALREADY DOING A VICTORY PARADE TO CELEBRATE THE NEW REGIME IN TEHRAN!!!
>>62028165>take orders from a guy in a bathrobe?Its a military bathrobe
>>62028217>Israel hits another oil facility and attacks the gas
>>62028206>IM GOING TO GAMBLE MY TENT ON DICE, HERE WE GO!
>>62028228well it does say >BREAKING NEWS:must be real
I'm demoralized, my bags are heavy and none of this shit makes any sense anymore
>>62027987Do you mean prepping?>.22 LR gun and 1000's of bullets>Rice, beans, salt, sugar, oil and other shelf stable long term calorie storage and spices>Propane burner and propane cans>Rain barrels or a well or some other water source>Water filter or bleach to purify>Generic Medicine (Antibiotics, Anti-Inflammation)>Fishing equipment>Tools (Shovel, hatchet, saw, firestarter, grill, spit, tent, tarps, rope, etc.)>Firewood>Other stuff, ymmv depending on location I mean its kind of a meme if you don't have some land to do this on - complex civilization can only support this many people due to the extensive supply chains. If you're an urbanite your best investment is a weapon to steal things from other people.But if you don't think civilization will collapse then just secure your next month of essentials now in a non-perishable form.
So the DoE is doing arbitration swaps on oil.What i would like to know is who they are swapping with.20% interest is pretty brutal for whoever’s on the paying end of this.
>>62028257i don't think city slickers are allowed weapons
>>62028217This is the most won war in history! MAGA!
>>62028197make sure you set your stop losses before you head out to the middle east lads
>be panican>lose money
>>62028268Potbros...
>>62028197It's funny how all these things that people get kicked out of the military for don't matter when there is a draft.
>>62028263they're swapping with the general market, oil producers and such. prices are in the $70s a year out on the curve
>>62028244I hate that red flashing light emoji so much
>>62028274There are so many rules in life that exist simply because some retard in charge wanted to be punitive with his power and they only ever get unwound once there's some kind of crisis
>>62028274As soon as they legalized sodomy, they should've just opened the doors for anybody that can put on a helmet.
>>62028217>>62028266I get that we won the war I know because he has told me about 20 times shouldn't he open the straight of hormuz now since it's all over. those oil tanker crews have been trapped for almost a month now
>>62028060I remember TSMC complaining and dragging their feet so much about their American fabs.Now those same fabs will be the only ones profitable, maybe even functional. Purely on energy costs.
>>62028274Where can I place a bet he empties the prisons before this is over?
>>62028180That's not how it works. When the market shits itself, like in 2020 or 2022, or august 2024, or spring 2025 there's a huge window for opportunity. But if you piss your pants like a bitch and put only a little in, you miss out on stuff like Opendoor or Hgiraffe, when you should have just said YOLO because I would already have made it if I did so in 2020.
>>6202828118% of all officers are women. This is going to be spectacularly bad.
>>62028257The thing the preppers always fail to realise is that the #1 way to survive an apocalypse is to simply cooperate with others. No point having all this shit when a bunch of guys who also have guns just surround you and take it.
>>62028197my brother keeps talking about joining the space force. But he's been talking about wanting to be air force/space force since 2012 and never actualyl does anything.
>>62028293>18% of all officers are women.>This is going to be spectacularly bad.Not if you invest in diapers anon...
>>62028274The system fucks you over until it needs yo..... then it keeps fucking you over, but makes exceptions so you can get fucked harder.
>>62028277I guess that makes sense. So the break even would be $80 in a year.
ALL I'M HEARING IS, WE HAVE WON, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. STOCKS? ARE THEY OK?
>>62028060The Alaska LNG pipeline for Taiwan comes online in 2031. BE PATIENT.
>>62028296Yeah that's true also, gangs are a better strategy than any kind of solo strategy. Works best if you have an extended family compound like the Amish.
>>62028298>>62028293>>62028281Can you imagine a flamboyant gay dude or female drill sergeant
>>62028296>prepper shitI think one of the most underrated things to have during this time would be a local LLM. You'd basically have all of human knowledge crammed into your PC and would be an IRL oracle.
>>62028315how make llm on your computer
>>62028313>Can you imagine a flamboyant gay dude drill sergeantMy drill sergeant drove a Miata, I don't have to imagine anything. Very sweet man.
>>62028304FUTURES ARE UP BIG SO I GUESS SO
>>62028288>there are no opportunities now
>>62028060TSMC will have produce less ram
>>62028315how much of that knowledge would be relevant to your situation and unreachable without an LLM?
>>62028315You absolute mongYour local LLM depends on a connection to the internet to gather information
>>62028333checked and retard pilled.
>>62028333dummy loclal llms have all their weights on your PC, the entire point is that the big ones have basically the entire internet trained. The problem is that to run a big one locally takes a beefy PC which means lots and lots of power which I doubt you would have access to.
A second victory just hit the hormussy
>>62028333really bad bait
>>62028347Or just like actual retardation
>>62028320Is this car gay? Asking for a friend.
Cunt administration tried to pump the market on more lies right before closing and failed and has been yapping constantly since market close
>>62028352Yes>source?I sleep with men
we're all just little pawns in trumps wild game
>>62028354`futures are up almost 1%, I woulnd't say they failed, you sound like a mad bear
>>62028354Maybe if you dealt in the real world instead of schizophrenic 3rd world telegram channels you'd be happier :)
>>62027987Buy mountain house meals, contract overrun MREs, propane, mapp gas torches, antibiotics, mid tier 9mm and 5.56, water filters. There will be a medicine shortage due to india not getting LNG.
You'd think if Iraq had declared war some non-us news at least would be talking about it
>>62028358When will that fat fuck die? He's like 80 years old, obese and lives on McDonalds.
>>62028364with the goyim? gross
lmaoing at all the obvious seething bears in this thread right now
so are we in some kind of cease fire?I'm sick of this Iran thing and want it to be over. so we can move on already
>>62028360>>62028364You live in a house of lies
>>62028337>>62028342>>62028347Retards being fooled by smoke and mirrorsLLMs only parse information they can find and shoddily spit out some shit cobbled together from all the pieces it gatheredUnless you have the entirety of the written knowledge stored into your computer, good luck with that, it WILL need the internet to find shit
>>62028376you will not pass goyou will not collect $200you will go straight to jailmay god have mercy on your soul
>>62028320A lot of Miata drivers are gay. Almost 100% in fact.
>>62028380shut the fuck up nigger you don't know how to hookup searxng to an mcp
KEK OIL BAGGGGIEEEEESSS
>>62028376Israel is bombing Tehran as we speak targeting “infrastructure”, trump said 5 day cease fire, Iran denies this. Who knows in clown world.
>>62028372Because they didn't declare war they just gave Iranian militias (think Hezbollah but Iraq) freedom to fight in the war
MUniggers, when do I buy back in? It's on a nice discount now but I'm anxious about boots on ground.Maybe wait until Monday at least?
>>62028352The car isn't gay. Any man driving it is a homosexual though.
>>62028380Another fun round of Bait or Brainlet
>>62028376follow VIX seasonality, it predicted this war and will predict the end
>>62028383Ah yesSearxng famously not needing an internet connection to get results from the internetDo you even think about the retardation you write?Why even ask, you already delegated your thinking to an RNG
>>62028396nigger oil
>>62028380Just download Wikipedia?
>>62028380I used to use a set of encyclopaedias when I was a kid. Has everyone forgotten about that? Tbh I still use them sometimes because the articles aren't constantly edited by SJWs or Nazis. The article on Space Rockets was written my Wehrner vo... lol bad example but yeah at least it wasn't written by a sweaty neckbeard.
>>62028352100%>t.owns a prostate messager and trannie porn
>>62028398>DURRRRR DURRRR WHATS A PROXY DURRR EVERYTHING I DO MY IP COMES FROM MY IP MY ISP. I CATC HECKING CACHE ANYTHING FROM THE INTERNET YOU HAVE TO BE LIVE INTERNET MUST BE LIVE TO USE OH MY WHAT IS AN ARCHIVE I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW WHAT ARCHIVE IS SAARfucking fuckwad holy shit kill yourself.
>>62028263All around the Pacific, they need oil to move products, if the machine stops or perhaps rather when it stops it will take considerably more than a 20% haircut to get it going again.
>>62028398 <- this subhumans's "mind" (he's brainless) will be blown when he realizes he can download data.honestly I am surprised you haven't kill yourself from sheer stupidity.
>>62028389>militiasThere's 240,000 of them.
>>62028407So you're planning on storing the whole internet at home?Good luck retard
>>62028391MU technicals (and the very real hydrogen constraint) have it on a downtrend. In the immediate immediate term I think asians really know what's up and are feeling this supply limitation so they will continue to dump all tech. Yeah I'm not thinking it's buy time this week
>>62028414unplug your internet bro, go have fun. wow, so smart. your argument is shit and you have nothing to say other than the same thing, I am pleased to know you will make others happy as they take advantage of your dim, dull brain.
>>62028413Like that matters in a air and missile war They occupy very useful territory though
>>62028398>>62028407>>>/g/
>>62028414Couple of WD green in a raid... Be grand.
>>62028263That's 20% oil if I'm reading that right, so they're actually essentially longing oil and the person who bought the contract to deliver 1.2 barrels is short oil. Isn't that the opposite of what schizos said?
>>62028424They are currently attacking Erbil after the drone/missile strikes. With men and guns.
>>62028426Leave them be I like my /giz/
