V EDITION>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62027921
ITT prediction: endless oil baggot seetheget fucked, we won the war.
First for
>>62028718Silver if full-size saloon, racing green if 2 door, coupe. Black is also acceptable for either.
Why isn't Volkswagen pumping off the iron dome news?
>I won (again)
>>62028730Iran hasn't confirmed anything or is likely to trust them so i wouldn't plan the parade yet
Insider who told you that trump will taco on Monday and said war will end this weekend. My next tip is we pump until early summer. Have a pullback and intraday correction and after that we pump again and reach aths for a few months of the new year
>>62028730If this were true he would have waited until market open to say it.The opposite is likely true.
>mission accomplished
>>62028730>>62028737>Promises I'll get tired of winning>Am now tired of winningI cant really blame him
>>62028736VW is making iron dome now?
I got all hyped up about BP, read the financial statements, bought the hat. After all that I find out it's easier to just buy XDW0
>>62028749kek it has been a lot of winning many times now almost says it every day we are winning winning winning
>>62028754I don't blame you for not knowing about it earlier . It took effort to find a non cucked energy etf on the London exchange
Andy Jassy and Mark Zuckerberg are financial terrorists
>futuresOIL BAGGIES KEEP SEETHING WW3 COMING SOON! JUST TWO MORE WEEKS TO $200 OIL!
>>62028749>>62028762>Im tired of winning
>>62028766oops, wrong pic
>>62028769kek
Trips and we rips then tiny dips followed by massive rips
>>62028736They're just in talks with Jews. Who can trust them? Almost as bad as Americans.
>>62028765ok babe. whatever you say. you want me to lift you up high so more people can hear you when you shout it?
>>62028778Still, no movement on the news is crazy.
>>62028751Yep. Mr drumph won't be happy. >https://www.reuters.com/business/volkswagen-shift-production-missile-defense-one-factory-deal-with-israeli-2026-03-24/
>>62028765Mark Zuckerberg is ruining my systemd
> futures
>futes
>>62028784Idk drumph is literally short missiles so I can see him liking more western production
>>62028779No need. I can do it myselfAndy Jassy and Mark Zuckerberg detonate large sums of money for their own egos.They areFINANCIAL TERRORISTSINANCIAL TERRORISTSNANCIAL TERRORISTSANCIAL TERRORISTSNCIAL TERRORISTSCIAL TERRORISTSIAL TERRORISTSAL TERRORISTSL TERRORISTS*breathes*TERRORISTSERRORISTSRRORISTSRORISTSORISTSRISTSISTSSTSTSS
WHOMST is buying the SPRs oil swaps?I need to know.I’m no longer asking.
>>62028767>BaggiesGulf oil now permanently has about a $10/barrel war risk premium on it, a few dollars more if you include the Iranian tolls which are about 1-2% of a VLCC's crude cargo at $2m per crossing.That means non-gulf oil equities will get a higher bid and will be more preferred for capital allocation.
>>62028793You think we will sell him any? Lmao. He doesn't have the cards.
I warned you smiggers. My calls are gonna PRINT this week.
>>62028772Why did you poast my folio brah
Damn Brent at 98, how does Donald do it?
>>62028795>detonate large sums of moneyLike, with Semtex?
>>62028767>JUST TWO MORE WEEKS TO $200 OIL!basically this unfortunately will know this weekend probably
>https://litter.catbox.moe/squ0y7uckfubhg74.MP4Footage of Iraqi fpvs drones taking out a radar and blackhawk at US Victoria base. Saudis now bombing Iraqi rebels....Thinks are getting spicy.
>>62028799Isreal will just arbridge trade
>>62028795>do it myselfwhy though? i wanna be your stepstool to better. this reminds me of one of my favorite babeposts, not sure if you read it or not, it was in /ptg/, someone was on a racist rant, probably you but not sure, and they were mad about accommodations for black people in education, and i responded "babe, you need accommodations to reach the cookie jar." cracking up again. but the point is we're more together.
>>62028766>>62028772Lmao. I literally keep that losers performance saved too, it's in one of my PowerPoints I use for teaching basic investing at a community college I do out of the goodness of my heart. The slide is titled "Orange Man Bad? The Perils of Overemotional Stock Investing"
>>62028807Lock it, pop it.
>>62028812>that loser
>>62028804winning winning winning how do people not get this
>random voice mail>who the fuck called me>GOOD MORNING SAAR THIS IS JOHN SMITH FROM MARYLAND CALLING ABOUT YOUR JOB APPLICATION>it's morning in india, it's 8 pm hereFucking JEETS
Thank God Trump won the warBull run is back
>>62028821This the jeet from Africa?
>>62028818Not only is there 0 evidence of talks, he was exposed as a liar by Iran just yesterday. It's unbelievable that the markets are still believing anything he says.
>>62028832>It's unbelievable that the markets are still believing anything he says.The markets are algobots tuned to social media signals.
>>62028827the winning winning winning is really nice but, the bull can't happen until he opens hormuz, not sure what he's wanting for maybe it's like playing with his food to him
>>62028832yet the market pumped. all the firms and funds believe trump is the truth teller.
>>62028832are the 0 evidence of talks in the room with you right now?
>>62028837are the talks in the room with you right now?
my nikkei is pumping saars
>>62028835Turns out the importance of the Hummus strait to the global economy is way less than what "experts" told us it was.
>>62028837they're in the room with me along with a really valuable present trump gave me. big important present
>>62028842the gooks believe fully in trvmp that he speaks the truth and nothing but the trvth.it's trvmptrvmthtrvmptrvththat's it. we actually did win the war, oil will be cheaper than water soon. and iran is surrendering this friday.
>>62028832States usually lie to their domestic audiences but rarely lie to each other. That's why re-establishing diplomacy has been more difficult than Trump anticipated
>>62028841he was awarded a significant present from the talks he had over the last days
>https://www.walb.com/2026/03/24/ga-farmers-face-fertilizer-crisis-iran-blocks-key-shipping-route/>“The southeast will consume 60% of our yearly needs for nitrogen products in the next 45 days,” said Knapp Boddiford, a Sylvania-area farmer.>“A lot of people are having to change planting intentions. A lot of folks that were intended to plant corn are backing it up, budgets are not working with their banks to be able to grow this crop,” he said. “In some cases, some folks are considering laying land out and not farming it,” Boddiford continued.What am I supposed to do without my corn syrup?I'm allergic to corn syrup and it makes me shit extremely violently and gives me cramps, and even I can't get enough of the stuff.
>>62028848kekthis "deal" is pure comedy.
>>62028848Big and important present, probably oil and gas related. Can’t say what it is though.
>>62028833Worse than that.ESL algobots.
>>62028843>Turns out the importance of the Hummus strait to the global economy is way less than what "experts" told us it was.I wouldn't say that, it's just that oil is not a just in time commodity, there are large industrial and government stockpiles, on water storage, supply in tankers, etc.A lot of the effects were not felt until multiple weeks in, which is Southeast Asia and Australia are currently experiencing some shortages.
>>62028851how will this effect georgia peaches?
>>62028854This is actually not that unreasonable.
>>62028860Less Nissan altimas on the road
>>62028854They will probably want to keep tolling the straitI don't know how that's going to work. Maybe America wants some of the toll money
>>62028860GA will never run out of peaches so long as we have Walmart.
>>62028859>A lot of the effects were not felt until multiple weeks in, which is Southeast Asia and Australia are currently experiencing some shortages.Remember when you said the same during the rona and then nothing happened?
>>62028854>>62028862The missile and nuclear limitations are way to much for the negotiating power Iran has with control of the strait .
>>62028854Point 15 is they pay the orange migger $100 billion dollars to his personal account as a thank you
>>62028868What do you mean? Early into covid the grocery stores were cleaned out and had shortages for the month of march at least.
>>62028862>missile program will have a decision at a later period aka no missiles but we dont want to say it>dont have nukes, aka let us fuck you over again laterkike deal
>>62028818>winning winning winningRemember when he said you'd get tired of winning?
>>62028829MILLIONS of jeets live in south africa.
>>62028832POST YOUR OIL BAGS HAHA
>>62028848Was it a big wooden horse?
now i know how three for free felti got the mcdicks $5 meal and they loaded up my small fry with as much as a large fry, and there were 6 nuggets in my 4 piece
Now I can have a mid life crisis an realize I have always wanted to die for Israel at 43 years old. Its never too late.
>>62028876Libtards like you and oilbaggies don't get to win. You didn't get the memo?
prepare your anus for this weekend when zion don put boots on the ground and we get drone videos of them dying for Israel and then claim he won again for the Monday pump.
If vix market maker paypig anon is still out there, thank you
>>62028887I'm not a libtard. I'm likely more right wing than you. Maga is a retard movement. Simple as.
>>62028886Are they drafting 43 year olds? Just turn up to the recruitment office in a dress.
>>62028882it's because you're so cute babe.
all those "greatest traders of all time" are hacks. they wouldnt cut it in todays world. they didnt have to trade through insanity that could happen and propagate in seconds. they didnt have to trade through an orange man tweeting "thank you for your attention to this matter".
>>62028894You're arguing with a bot anon.That being said, you will not be allowed to profit from oil and the bot is right.
>>62028874>Early into covid the grocery stores were cleaned out and had shortages for the month of march at least.That was due to sperg panic buying.Shelves were replenished before hoarded stockpiles ever ran dry.Nobody who didn't panic buy toilet paper had to wipe their ass with bare hands. Soap was available, too.Nobody has gone hungry.Peoples dilation paraphernalia from AliExpress arriving in seven days time instead of three is not a supply chain breakdown.Remember the supposed diesel truck axle shortage? No more domestic shipping. Empty shelves!>didn't happenRemember the diesel fuel shortage. No more domestic shipping. Empty shelves!>didn't happenRemember LE BULLWHIP EFFECT (picrelated) which would've lead to over ordering, over stocking, over everything and therefore a collapse of manufacturing due to le whipping when no one put in any orders forever again? (Don't even try to act like you don't know what I'm talking about)>didn't happenFood shortages?>didn't happenFertilizer shortages?>didn't happenBut this time will be different with literally 100% of the world economy still producing whilst NOTHING happened when the world stood still during le coof?Nah, mate.Ain't buying that bullshit again>ES HOY '26 ~7499pts
Oil is going straight to TWO HUNDREAAAACK
>>62028904Sad but true .The reserves will probably outlast this disaster
>>62028904ha noob
>>62028906The lumber shortage from everyone doing home renos was real though
Ukies have just hit ust luga port tonight. After destroying primorsk yesterday. More oil, liquid natgas and fertilizer off the export market. That's Russia unable to use it's Baltic sea ports altogether now.
>>62028910When everybody was able to do renos was there really a shortage?
>>62028904My north sea oil play will make me plenty. I'm 90% sure of it.
>>62028908No, it just doesn't matter if there's not one last drop of oil left you won't be allowed to profit.Society and the legal system doesn't support protection for speculators in times of crisis.They will do whatever they can to beheem you and make it legal after the fact, and not one will cry for you.That is how speculators are always dealt with historically.You are permitted to gain only when you aren't in the way.
>>62028915No just more expensive. Actually a great analogy to oil, it took a year to build supply back up to cope with the spur in building.
>>62028913Doesn't matter.The global population is fatter than ever and 70% of all edible food gets trashed due to over-supply anyhow.Nothing will happen.
So let me get this straight. The US sends a 15 point peace plan to Iran through Pakistan, and the Iranians go ok we'll look at it, and then Trump lies and says he's talking with somebody in Iran (whom he can't name for some reason) and they've already agreed to part of the plan, and then the market takes this and assumes the war will be over soon and the strait will open. Did I get that right? Because if I did, we may be looking at the fakest and gayest market of all time. Jesus fucking christ the Iranians are going to reject this immediately.
>>62028907where’s that faggot that called $250? He called me a Jew and I want an apology
>>62028913Sounds like cheap oil is back on the menu
>>62028913Priced in
>>62028918IRL yes, I watched small traders get shut down on Ebay for trying to sell sanitiser during covid. On the financial market however no-one seems to give a fuck, in fact it is encouraged in the hope that the speculators will be left holding the bags.
>>62028812Bro didn't long Europe and short the dollar when orange buffon entered and make like 30% more than the S&P and thinks he should teach investing classes weirdchamp
>>62028918>You'll never be able to collect At a certain point yes but just sell right before then , withdraw the cash , exchange for physical gold and then bury it
>>62028922>be (you), frymaker>out of fries>see picrel>"sorry ma'am, we're out of fries"Average life expectancy?
>>62028785now I will probably need to switch from arch because faggots will to make it even gayer than before. Gay ass faggots systemd AHGHH
>>62028895Just walk in there, look em straight in the eye and start bating.
>>62028936Is this what Americans mean when they talk about a front bottom? Unfortunate ID btw. Noob.
So much $disney fud when their 1billy sora investment was never finalized and the licensing of their IP revokes back now. AI twitter jeets desperate to frame it as a Disney fail to distract from the sinking ship OpenAI is. God I wish it was a public stock to short
>>62028936Two more weeks
>>62028903>all those "greatest traders of all time" are hacksBut what if I am objectively the best black female lesbian (identifying) trader this general has ever seen through?
>>62028940
>cease-fire
>>62028906>Peoples dilation paraphernalia from AliExpress arriving in seven days time instead of three is not a supply chain breakdown.Tell that to the bussy in need of dilation!
>>62028936That thing will easily outlive any average or below average BMI person in a real shortage or calamity that doesn't require running for survival.
>>62028903the winning move is the same its always been retard, buy every dip
>>62028946Israel has been getting splattered relentlessly today. Kuwait airport too after USA fired ATACMs from their territory. They took out the patriot defending the airport then hit the fuel tanks.
Tranny op picCowardly trump jeets and jews celebrating oil stock manipulation hours after the market has closed and as gas prices rise and the last shipments reach their ports, such hubris, this is why you always lose
Why isn't ZIM up more with all this stuff going on?
>>62028895I'd like to remind everyone here that Scott Bessent knows all your trades that you make and your phone number and your home address through your brokerage. If we do decide to invade Iran they'll pull a McNamara's Morons but it'll be Bessent's Bussyboi's. Everyone that longed oil is going straight to the front. He knows you're poor and desperate.
>>62028955But..but… Trump said 5 day cease fire
>>62028946>Israel warns
>>62028944>mfw reading this
>>62028946false flag
>>62028866I want that dumptruck bbw to sit on my lap, let me play with her hips a lot and then sit right on my face
XDW0 is the safe option but BP has a cool logo and I can go around telling normies that I own the local petrol station. That is technically correct right?
>>62028946So Mossad will launch missiles at Israel, got it
>>62028929Policy makers will make decisions that will benefit the real economy, even if it means using fake and gay shit to do it.Speculators will get heemed. This has been done literally thousands of times, by Venice in 1200s, by the Britts in the Napoleonic wars, and so on and so forth going all the way back to Ur and Uruk.The entire idea of shorting Oil comes from what the Empire did to grain futures during Gallipoli, when the Turk straights were closed.
>>62028970
>>62028973don't do it, there is so much to live for
>>62028973
I got 60% cash burning a hole in my eyeballs. I need some action. My current positions are not feeding my endorphins enough and my current positions are storage and optical. I need drugs.
anyone get tacos today?
>A Required Minimum Distribution (RMD) is the mandatory annual withdrawal amount from tax-deferred retirement accounts—such as Traditional IRAs, 401(k)s, and 403(b)s—that you must take once you reach age 73. RMDs prevent indefinite tax deferral, with failure to withdraw resulting in a 25% tax penalty on the amount not taken. What the fuck is this shit, I'm penalized for saving my money too well in a tax advantaged account what the hell? What's even the fucking point of these things then?
>>62028995Why didn't you buy the generational bottom on Friday?
>>62028977i would like to know more
Buy BP petrol. It's the best petrol.
>>62029007To keep your money locked up until you’re 70
>>62029008I got bamboozled
>>62029009Imagine if we were all cute anime girls living in Hong Kong luxury apartments
>>62029007>What's even the fucking point of these things then?They are for the goys. It's an account that Mr shekelstein sets up for his shabbos with the rules ensuring they remain shabbos. But the goys get to login and see the number go up and feel good so they continue to set their alarm clocks for 6am every day.
>>62028916what is the north shore oil play?
>there are people ITT that belief Iran gave up and it's not the US that wants to negotiate to open the strait and assassinate the iranian leadership later down the line>Imagine trusting the US and Israel after the Gaza "ceasefire">Implying the last point would be the only reason to not trust them
>>62028995Canadian oil & gasNintendoMicrosoft
>>62029032The strait is open if you pay a toll, pay attention
>>62029006Actually yes, potato soft tacos
>>62029009It put the Great Satan (Keynesian Economics) on the map. Well not really but it was his idea.His idea when he was just a wee lad no one had heard of in the trade office to short grain futures.Most of England's grain came from Ukies back then, and Turks closed the straights. Ultimately, if failed, because it proved too expensive.But back then, you couldn't inifini-print the way we can today.>https://www.cbha.ca/book-reviews/war-lords-gallipoli
>>62029033>Microsofthope that piece of trash goes to zero
BP sells tasty food mmm buy BP.
>>62029041Fortunately or unfortunately Windows has massive inertia
Someone still me Canadian small cap oil producers
>>62029040>John Maynard Keynes>Diedgood
>>62028939Don't worry I'm sure there will be an AUR package to fix it that only makes your system unbootable 10% of the time you update
>>62029041I haven't used fagsoft since 2018. Idk why more people don't use Mint.
This "deal" is bullshit right? Going long oil is free money at this point.
>>62029032Man if they weren't on MY TEAM I'd REALLY HATE those GUYSBut they ARE ON MY TEAM and brownoidz, chinkoidz, and any other oidz are just COPING AND SEETHING.
>>62029047BP.
>>62029053Ya Iran's demands just dropped and they are not close at all to zogs
>>62029053I am bullish on it but the futures market is being fucked with heavily, if you take a position you are safer in equities
>>62028995>I got 60% cash burning a hole in my eyeballs. I need some action.I got that same feeling around January.Ooooopsiiiieeee.
>>62029053probably this sht is never stopping. it's not winning if you can't provide safe passage through the damn hormuz
>The U.S. Treasury’s own accounting shows $6.06 trillion in assets against $47.78 trillion in liabilities. That’s a negative net position of $41.72 trillionNothing ever happens bros.........
>>62029048>>62029040>I don't understand debt based economies reeeeee
>>62029053Yes but the markets swing regardless. I'd wait till Friday before buying. He might be able to lie his way down to 95. It will rip when he sends in boots over the weekend. Get out at 120, he will have to tweet something by then or else the markets will melt down.
>SOLUTION!https://www.sciencealert.com/worlds-first-antimatter-delivery-by-truck-signals-a-new-era-in-physics>SOLUTION!WE ANTIMATTER BOMB TEHRANNOT A NUKE, NOT A WAR CRIME
>>62028977wrong. The free market is based and efficient. You sound anti american.
>>62029063What about the gold in fort knox?
>>62029063Did they include the implicit right to steal the collective wealth of Americans which is valued at around $162.6 trillion
>>62029007Government needs your money eventually goyim
>>62029071By this logic both Roosevelts were anti-American.
>>62029067I thought antimatter was still theoretical
>>62029071>im trying to profit from israeli and iranian civies getting bombed and the rest of the world getting beheemed financiallyyou are a parasite and will be dealt with accordingly
>>62029072I think you'll find, it's actually choco'lit.
What's Israel's situation? None of these peace talks or allusions to talks matter if Israelis continue to chimp out. Australian mining is doing well at least.
>>62029079No it's been produced for decades. >>62029082I know but the game is so rigged this is our only chance to make it. I will give back to charity.
>>62028720Im feeling bullish on blue owl capital junk debt dividend plays rn for some reason
>>62029079The reaction can be run and observed in a particle accelerator just not elsewhere.
>>62028720so. mumu. hows the straight of hormuz doing huh. im sure it'll reopen any day now... haha..
>>62029092The strait is open if you pay a $2m toll
>Japan is pumpingWhat happened? What did I miss? I solded the bottom didnt I..
>>62029092Strait is closed forever. Only way to buy oil is from BP who has refineries all over the world.
>>62029099Bear rally tomorrow
>>62029087Saved kek
>>62029007this nigga thought he could defer taxes forever, that's only for traditional iras though. use a roth and it's your money forever
>>62028795love you like crazy babe. and i miss you even worse.
>>62029099What even goes on in the Nikkei? All I know about is Toyota and Mitsubishi. Aren't they dead boomer dinosaur companies?
>>62029093gotta pay the troll toll
How's Dubai holding up?
I'm important
>>62029082>im trying to profit from israeli and iranian civies getting bombed and the rest of the world getting beheemed financiallyNo. I, using my superior intelligence, have identified a supply and demand gap and expect the invisible hand (praise be its glory) to do its thing. Maybe some jews and sandniggers die in the process, though
>>62029110Who do you think makes that fancy sports car that you drive around and pick up chicks in?
>>62029110>Toyota>DeadToyota cars still have a premium on them. Well made cars. There will be a market for ICE vehicles long into the future. Once good battery tech exists they will jump into EV's but not before.Sensible business decisions IMO
>>62029113>investing in a company called troonixanon....
>>62029064>debt basedok jew
>>62029082>im trying to profit from israeli and iranian civies getting bombedMe 3. By sponsoring free makeup vouchers to whorify their women.
>>62029114>No. I, using my superior intelligence, have identified a supply and demand gap and expect the invisible hand (praise be its glory) to do its thing. Maybe some jews and sandniggers die in the process, though
>>62029121are you a europoor? wait, no...a ukpoor (i.e. brown)?
>>62029031I'm in harbour energy. It's a gamble on UK having to credit licences and lower taxes on the north sea. I think they'll have to eventually. Company has been diversifying since the green bollocks anyway. They've got other oil interests and are moving into carbon storage in 2028. I did minimum DD on it though. It's a gamble on opening north sea for me.
>>62029122>the invisible hand>he spoke our name Great now we gotta nuke the general
>>62029113Your voice matters.
>>62029043Do they sell Greggs?
>>62029072I think he's been selling that this last month.
>>62029029one of the jews favorite tricks: >I'll match youwhat they really mean is they won't put in a dime
>>62029128Tones. Let's get them appropriate.
>>62029121There is heavy competition in the makeup space>>62029133BP abandoned the green bollocks. >>62029139No but they sell sausage rolls
>>62029139Yes.
>>62029148>No but they sell sausage rollsNot Gregg's? You fucked up.
>>62029082When in rome
>>62029151Fucking redeemed.
>>62029057what was iran's demands
>>62029154I don't understand how you could be pro-market when we have the greatest communist of this century in power:>anti-free trade>uses price controls>new initiative for housing controlsThe free market is out pal.Communism is in.
>>62029156Indeed. There's a BP garage about one minutes drive from me right now with a greggs in it.
>>62029158>what was iran's demands- Closure of all American bases in the Gulf.- A new order for the Strait of Hormuz allowing Iran to collect fees from ships transiting the waterway, similar to the Suez Canal.- Guarantees that the war would not restart and an end to Israel’s strikes on the Iran-aligned Lebanese militia Hezbollah.- Lifting all sanctions on Iran.- Permitting Iran to keep its missile program with no negotiations to limit it.
>>62029113>troonix holdingsgrim
>>62029165>Hot and flaky. Just like my last gf.
>>62029158I don't have a WSJ subscription to screenshot but you can see them on /pol/ in full Summary is >Hurmuz tax for Iran >no us basses in gulf >agreement for no new strikes >Stop attacking Lebanon >no restrictions on missiles >war reparations from zog
>>62028953Starving people die when they lose a high percentage of their body mass. That this could have tons of fat left, yet still die.
>>62029144>I'll match you>You eagerly contribute the max to get maximum matchGood to know your soul was worth just a measly 3% "match".
>>62029172this is maximalist and so is the US position, but I guess they both have to start somewhere
I already told you niggers what was going to happen:>goyim were getting too comfortable with cheap oil>israel installs a shadow leader (no one has actually seen the alleged leader alive)>fake war happens. Concession is a hormuz tax that secretly goes to israel >jews still have their boogeyman>the goyim get poorer
>The Trump administration is considering a seizure of Iran's Kharg Island, according to U.S. officials -WaPo>Iranian officials suspect Trump's peace talk push is another trick -Axios >“We don’t want to be fooled again.”
>>62029154>RussiaI supported them until they went after the trannies>UkraineI never liked them. The Ghost of Kyiv propaganda, the forced conscription of males, the clearly Nazi Azov Batallion, trying to drag NATO into WW3 and the rampant corruption. I respect them for holding on against odds though. >IsraelI supported them until Iran. They have at least tried to negotiate with the Palestinians who point-blank refuse and Hamas throw gays off rooftops. Israel took their mask off with this Iran shit though. Every /pol/ conspiracy about ZOG turned out to be true.>PalestineSee above>IranI support them purely because I want to see USA/Israel fall. Their government is despotic but at least they are standing up to the world bully.>Military Industrial ComplexHonestly I like them, they used to put out cool shit like the B-2. Still waiting for Aurora.
silver marines we're so back
>>62029172The only real news on this front is that Americans have fully exited Iraq in the last 48 hours, and are currently blowing up the last of their equipment.This is either incredibly bullish (low key deal for a buffer state) or incredibly bearish (US will now need to face 140 million enemies) depending on your point of view.You decide.
>>62029165Make sure to buy your petrol from there when prices go up. I need the money.
>>62029191>>The Trump administration is considering a seizure of Iran's Kharg Island, according to U.S. officialsCalled it ages ago.>not enough troops to invade Iran>gives trump his little prize (this is by far the highest priority)>provide excuse for freedom of navigation in waters>can park loads of missiles, radars and electronic listening equipment on it to continuously spy on and deter iran, up closeThey'll go for that
>>62029194don't jinx it
>>62029186>the goyim get poorerSo nothing ever happens SPX 7500?
HAAHAH BARRELIES
>>62029196I should be immune to them leaving billions of military gear behind by now. But I'm not. Holding my RTX....
>another episode of orange migger lied about everything
