EVs suddenly in vogue, BUY BUY BUY edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62028720
First for Star Detective Precure
Second for fossil fuel free lithium fires.
>>62029473>Make this a fossil fuel free bake.oh haha nicetotal coincidence my brotha, but yes it is fossil fuel free!great minds think alike
>oil cut off>japan has no energy>no anime or JRPGs are produced>Salafists all commit suicideIs Bibi playing 5d chess?
declaring force majeure on babeposting
NIGGER
Lame I might have totally missed out on the Tesla bounce. Somehow out of all this bullshit I was supposed to just "man up". Might still try profiting from Earnings run up though if it opens above 400 tomorrow fuck this sigh.
>>62029488JEW
>Futures>https://youtu.be/pXAs9pWH-to?si=SMxVTicQrhLRSON3&t=455
>>62029483I can assure absolutely zero subliminal psychological priming in the previous thread occurred.
>>62029499>psychological primingIts called psychic driving and it only works in the very short term, usually right as the decision is being made, and must be tailored to the individual.
> futures
>>62029489>TeslaSomething tells me my arch nemesis the_gimpmaster* had something to do with this, it has all his standard calling cards.>*elon
>>62029499>I can assure absolutely zero subliminal psychological priming in the previous thread occurred.dont worry browe're not in the same building, so psychology doesn't applyI am immune to your psychic powers>>62029504>>psychological priming>Its called psychic driving and it only works in the very short term, usually right as the decision is being made, and must be tailored to the individual.all jokes aside, this sort of thing is real, and it doesn't need to be in the short term. tailoring it to the individual does make it more effective, but is not necessary
>>62029508Elon taking some quick profits
MicroStrategy
>>62029508>>Tesla>Something tells me my arch nemesis the_gimpmaster* had something to do with this, it has all his standard calling cards.is this a tesla thread now hahawas not my intentionjust checked the stats again1.4 trillion market cap already370 PE180 forward PENot sure how this becomes a growth opportunityunless it takes over the planetand it might do thatbut I'm more interested in space xheard they were gonna do a 1.5 trillion market cap valuation. based on their current earnings that's a big oofbut! maybe space x is worth it
>>62029511
intc pumping in the pre-pre-premarket. runway seems to be cleared with the news changing and headline fonts diminishing, march is historically the best month for intc stock and there are still 5 trading days left, would need $52 to get a bullish monthly candle, 20% upside likely.do not let your pride poison this babe. or fear of the unconventional. i'll give you my love and do my best for you.
I do psychic driving sometimes on long journeys when I'm really tired
>>62029511it is short term because the ego acts as a filter for information and either recognizes the thought as foreign on its own (depending upon how tailored the message is) or it is caught later upon interaction with normal people. you can use it at the point of a decision to make someone buy chocolate cupcakes vs vanilla or shit like that, but not to attack the PM of malaysia .
Any babes in the chat?
>>62029528I take micro naps while I"m driving
>>62029520Brown goldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKuU8OcLtT0
>>62029495Is this new Terry footage?
i sold the gold pico bottom. please coddle me
>>62029530>it is short term because the ego acts as a filter for information and either recognizes the thought as foreign on its own (depending upon how tailored the message is) or it is caught later upon interaction with normal people.you can do this over the course of days thoughand the absolute best way to do it, is to convince the person it was their own ideawhich is why tailoring it to the person is helpful.>but not to attack the PM of malaysia .Wow, oddly specific. Who would want to do that anyway haha. Like what haha what? Sillyall jokes aside, yes you can make someone do something specific in the future. it doesn't need to be in the moment.
Everyone itt is a retard including me
>>62029548>i sold the gold pico bottom. please coddle meit'll be fine brothamy price target for gold is where we were at the start of the year. so 3000. but maybe more like 3500 or soI think it's going to drop quite a lot more from her. only down to 4400 from the peak of 5300
>>62029548as long as it wasn't below your average cost you're peachyyou didn't start investing in gold last year did you?
>>62029538I did that once in Belgium. Very boring country. Got exciting right quick though.
>>62029512He / whomst / whomsoever has drawn a letter T, you know, for Tesla. A rather elonesque joke.
Watching Ronin on YT, such a kino flick
>>62029538It's the combination of extreme relaxation and existential fear on waking that makes it for me.
>>62029570Best car chase ever. I do love an E34 BMW too.
>>62029551im just telling you friend i find it very interesting because i think its extremely instructive, I have read the MK subprojects and their soviet counterparts, and this is what I have gleamedthis is the non s/x/hizo understanding of the capability. it works similar to the programing in cults, where being out of immersion with the cult immediately causes a steep decline in cult thought, though some lingers which is hard to get rid of.brain is very good at getting rid of that sort of thing, and in fact its the source of the "self" (in my own view, not the literatures, but its a pet theory)anyway, if you're worried about it i would be worried about it in your own trading app, not on a board. on a board its just normal social memery and imitation that hold the most sway, as on any social media. if you are not female you are likely immune to some extent.
>>62029504>>62029511Psychic driving definitely works yeah. Unfortunately.I've mainly been working on my word clearing so I can reach a slightly higher operating thetan level than Tom and finally battle him on the auditing plane.
>>62029573It's so fucking 90s
>>62029574>it works similar to the programing in cults, where being out of immersion with the cult immediately causes a steep decline in cult thought, though some lingers which is hard to get rid of.>brain is very good at getting rid of that sort of thing, and in fact its the source of the "self" (in my own view, not the literatures, but its a pet theory)correct!it wears off eventually if it is not in line with the person. that's why it's most effective if your suggestion is in line with what they would already do>anyway, if you're worried about it i would be worried about it in your own trading app, not on a board. on a board its just normal social memery and imitation that hold the most sway, as on any social media.I'm not really worried about it.>if you are not female you are likely immune to some extent.women more susceptible, because they are more receptive in general, but it definitely works on men too>>62029577>I've mainly been working on my word clearing so I can reach a slightly higher operating thetan level than Tom and finally battle him on the auditing plane.aren't we all brothadamn that man. so handsome, and famous. you want to hate him, but you can't. He's just so likeable, and cool. And good looking.wait, is that's the conditioning breaking in again? DAMN YOU TOM!!!!
>>62029595>>62029577Stop worshipping some 5'7 hasbeen lmao. If you're tiny and got a tiny dick at least worship Napoleon you fucking shrimpcels. They literally named your disease after him like Lou Gehrig.
how's the oil doing, lads
>>62029602>1pbtid
>>62029607Good if you're planning on filling up your car in a month. Bad if you're some Indian jam boy trying to get off the plantation who FOMOd into short dated oil futes.
Call me dumb but due to the fuel and TSA shortage, I think putting a limit buy for when the stock crashes then sell it a year later when it recovers would be smart. Since when the TSA shit happened last year around February/March airlines stock fell then recovered 6 to 8 months later.
>>62029624Good luck with that.
>>62029595>you want to hate him, but you can't.Indeed. It just seems to have become the norm to rip on him >>62029602Like this. Even though he basically just makes action films and is getting on with enjoying his life.
What the fuck do I put my money into? Just put another 8k in to maximise tax free earnings before April (UKfag)
>>62029614the jam boy thing as an analogy for the GCC states is so funny i keep randomly laughing to myself at random points in the day like a nutcase.
>>62029630Cash isa, since that's the one the government are restricting next year (in a couple of weeks).Next. They'll want 50% of your stocks invested in shitty uk startups.>why ay man, I just lost all me savings on a graphene fuel additive with absolutely zero path to commercialisation or third party testin 'an am buzzin' like!
>>62029630Start building your oil short position.
>>62029624You are fucking dumb. Unless you're 100% sure you'll last 30 days so you can harvest losses without hitting the wash trade rule, you're looking at highly elevated risk of stop losing, then a tweet pumping the markets before your buy order, and then you're left with a bunch of cash sitting aside just waiting to buy in.Please, tell me, o swami of the markets what is this magical timing and security you're thinking of doing this on? Fucking retard.You're EITHER bullish or bearish. PIGS GET SLAUGHTERED.
Heard a doomsayer on Fresh Air today describe the Cuba situation. Back to the 19th century in the rural areas. If you want to see what a world without fuel looks like, there you go.>And if you leave Havana, the city itself, you find a lot of horse carts, much as you might've found in the 1920s or the 1890s. So the lights were often off throughout the city. Back in the 1990s, when the Soviet Union imploded, it was bad as well. But now, you know, the electrical grid really has just fallen apart, and with it, virtually all public transport that existed before. And no economic activity. I mean, people simply aren't doing anything. So it was striking to see Cuba in - really on the ropes like that.>And garbage has piled up as well in neighborhoods, which never used to happen, on street corners, which is another - of course, you know, any open receptacles, these are sources of mosquito - it's a mosquito breeding ground. And that's another one of the shocking sights in Cuba, is this was the cleanest place you could see in the Western Hemisphere. Clean, clean, clean. And now it's dirty.https://www.npr.org/2026/03/24/nx-s1-5759180/will-president-trump-act-on-his-threat-to-take-cuba
My port is 80% PLTR and 20% TSLA. Sure is good to be making money hand over fist.
>>62029630Gold sovs
>>62029642Wait what year is this
>>62029646CY + 11
AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED
>>62029639Idk I'm up 57% since I bought the dip. And I don't mind waiting to see if the stock falls by the end of April.
cease fire still holding?
>>62029641>listening to npr in current year>orange man bad>orange man bad>orange man personally stole a black youth's scholarship money>orange man bad, have you heard?>mitch McConnel kicked latino puppies>black trans poetry slam for open borders and polysexual rights >special report: orange man badI agree orange man isn't too hot lately but come on anon.
>>62029661Fiery but mostly peaceful rocket barrages.
>>62029666Thank you for the combat update, satan
>>62029666probably on youth schools
>>62029663>posting pepes unironically in the year of our lord 2026Still an anime website, you out-of-touch freak. Go be poor and uninformed elsewhere.
>>62029548Why the fuck would you sell gold of all things... You may have sold it to me.
>>62029678>Still an anime websiteGod damn, if only identifying retards like you was so easy for my granddad.
>>62029489What bounce lmao
Want to know what actually cause the gold price to trench?
kek I’m fed up with the fuel circus as much as everyone, but you cannot make this shit up>oh we’ll just use the reserves>retail raises gas prices>oh we’ll just give them subsidies>retail raises gas prices>oh we’ll just lower VAT >retail raises gas prices>oh we’ll just put in price sealing >but muh free economy, retail raises gas prices>no no, you can raise your price once a day now bud >retail raises gas pricesBIOdiesel is climbing up even faster than the regular one - surely it’s because of the high demand and the clogged shitterWE NEED MORE SUBSIDIES FOR THE RETAIL OR THEY’LL GO BUST
>>62029678What a weak argument
>>62029691Spec into petrol pump mechanic. >Price goes up? Pump still needs servicing. >Price goes down? Pump still needs servicing.Either way he still gets his nut.
why isn't the hormuz safe to pass yet? Iran military is completely OBLITERATED they can't do anything the have no navy, air force etc.why not open back up the global economy plus those crews on those boats are probably wanting some time off the water by now
>>6202960750% up compared to pre war prices
>>62029704sure wish I invested 60 million bucks in oil a few days before the war started
>>62029687>>62029693Thanks for the (you)s. Here's another classic meme from before the 2020's, when you were presumably just sperm. Have you ever heard the term "triggered"? You're it.Now when is INTC going to collapse again so I can buy back in? This shit is poisonous at 44.
>>62029703Same question and answer you would get 2 weeks agoInsurance not coveredIrand still has wepaons
>>62029708>when is INTC going to collapse again so I can buy back in? This shit is poisonous at 44.this weekend along with everything else except oil lng
>>62029713Who's this whore?
>>62029687>G-string
>>62029711Captains of US military ships need to be more brave and just patrol the hormuz and get this thing over with
>>62029703The real war with is between Trump and UK/EU over shipping and insurance and he's waiting for them to crack.
>>62029703He doesn't want it opening too quickly, even though it basically already is open, because statisticians have calculated rather you'd get so rich so quickly it'd actually blow your cock off.
F9IetsHvjannies ban this faggit already
>>62029730this post was extremely poor quality sir
>>62029707Surely nobody could have had such good fortune?
>>62029731It’s a paradox. You don’t need to blow up every ship, just the first one that tries to escape. All the others won’t dare, ergo none of them pass because they know the first will be blown up.Practically they will just randomly blow them up which is enough to make none of them try, even if they don’t have enough munitions because the ships are thinking of themselves not the global economy
>>62029739You sharted, lad?
>>62029713>>62029730Wow this anon must be tough because he surely has more images like these
antisemetic oil schizo's portfolio of long oil and short tech has caused him to finally lose it and just spam gore in the general. children the less here is simple, NEVER FUCKING EVER BET AGAINST AMERICA OR AMERICAN TECH.
>>62029641the whole reason bill gates grows a bunch of sugar beets is to take over cuba, drive down the price of sugar which is their main crop. it's obviously next on the list for regime change, getting all the ducks in a row before a taiwan standoff i think. interesting stuff babe.
>>62029749You won't be able to keep up payments on your pickup truck in a few months and it will be worth a tenth of what you paid for it. I'm betting.
>>62029749indeed, laddie
>that graphRed market.
>>62029757I drive a 20 year old japanese sportscar that runs on grain alcohol, come at me son
has that piece of shit been banned yet
futures ain’t what they used to be
>>62029771
>>62029767Oh. You're the homosexual? Sorry.
>>62029781>hurrr you drive a big truck you can't affordno, i dont>hurrrr you must be gay thenwhy are you like this?
>>62029786You drive a Miata?
>>62029788No, I don't but the MX-5 isn't a bad looking car, just kinda small.
why are we green? I haven't even bought any discounts yet
>winning
So they confirmed it, I heckin love market distortion
big poompa on the futas?Is this the bear extinction event we´ve been promised?
>>62029811Can you link a proper source pls
>>62029813https://www.spglobal.com/energy/en/news-research/latest-news/shipping/032326-ceraweek-us-spr-to-release-at-rate-of-1-million-15-million-bd-wright?utm_medium=organic&utm_source=social
>>62029811For the record, I never said antisemetic oil schizo was wrong. I simply mocked him for trying to fight the Treasury when it was on a mission from God.
>>62029798Babe don't worry about it, you'll get your discies eventually
QRD on market sentiment rn?
don't feel so bad right now. Placid. But it was definitely a mistake to not go hard on gold last year and micron this year.
Also>jewish billionaire politician says ubi won't happen and you'll have to 'find work or starve once AI takes your'Damn this society is fucked. Communist revolution to kill all j*ews or starve.
>>62029830source?
>>62029811>So they confirmed it, I heckin love market distortionif they are buying oil at prices from a year from now, when the futures contract is much less than the price at today, then that's just smart
>>62029827
>>62029827all in right now, wars over this weekend. hormuz will be open and oil flowing, irgc agrees to all 15 points djt secures his third term especially after the republican land slide in the midterms after such an impressive complete and total victory in iran.
>>62029835kek i was just randomly thinking about this yesterday
>>62029830>ubiUbi is not even a good solution
Why the fuck are the futures +1%? Did the orange zigger post some shit on Liesocial to make Barron richer?
>>62029841we've bottomed brofull port now or you'll miss the pump
>>62029823I am pretty sure we will, kek.Just some ~5-7% draw down on the world indexes seems very low for what happened, I would have at least assumed some 15-20%
>>62029833Babe is getting all worked up over nothing
>>62029840Correct. Ironically what we need are universal basic outcomes: Housing, food, transport, etc. My guess is they'll use tokens or something.
>>62029834I feel like you're too stupid to even read what the shitter poster is complaining about so you don't have an opinion on what he's saying.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62029794Sorry. I had you confused with a homosexual.
>>62029841>ziggerDo we unironically have nafotrannies here? Sad.
>>62029844>BabeYou know every time you say that another piglette gets the youthenator
heads up anons if you use ibkr their API shit the bed and any orders from ~8 hours ago have been cancelled
>>62029852Oh babe don't be like that, you know you love it
>>62029844If the machines are not to free us from labour, they are to enslave or extinct us.
>>62029857it feels even better when you mean it, babe.
Trumps market
>>62029847>I feel like you're too stupid to even read what the shitter poster is complaining about so you don't have an opinion on what he's saying.No, I read the post and the guy doesn't understand the actual point being made, and chose to post clickbait. Then whoever posted it here was responding to the clickbait summary of the actual point.No, the us treasury department was not "shorting the oil market" to drive the price downThey were doing a price arbitrage, with futures contracts a year from nowBecause those prices were and still are FAR less than the price todayand the treasury department calculated they could refill the reserve with 1.2x barrels they released today, if they did thatThat's all they did. They are just betting that the price of oil will be less than 100 or whatever in 12 months, which everyone else was betting and still is betting. They are taking advantage of that. It's smart. How is this complicated?
>futes are up again
Just realized back in 2019, about 6 years and 4 months ago, I turned down a full time (if shitty) job in customer service because I was working another job. It's just that the job I was working was a temp job, but the customer service job was full time permanent. In hindsight, that was probably a mistake, even if I would have been laid off during covid (and the job I got one month later paid a lot more than either of those jobs, though I was also laid off from that one).Again, all these problems would have been solved by yoloing the bottom in april 2020. Which reminds me!>april 2020>april 2021>not april 2022>april 2023>april 2024>april 2025Every april/may seems like a good time to buy after a long selloff.
>>62029844>>62029859I mean, you'd think they'd at least try to make AI "tasteful" to the people. Instead he only goes on to deny the historically ultimate positive/beneficial argument for machinery and automation and with that leaves open all the other dystopian options which we can assume also actually is his goal.But MAGA will love it, because the evil left wants the other thing.
>mek clever machine that can do the work task thinking of many none machine>give all the proceeds of said gain from said machine to said none machineWhat the HECK sense does that make businessally?
>>62029861You're so cute babe
BROS?
>>62029868Nobody could see where the industrial revolution was going while living through it.Just as none of us will ever know where the information revolution is taking us. Our children might. Maybe theirs.
>>62029874Oil down. 'Sumer staples up.Even got a lil pre-pamp action occurring.
>>62029869>>62029868they don't have any coherent ideas about the future, let alone what would be beneficial for mankind.
>>62029880>what would be beneficial for mankindI don't think that's necessarily top of the agenda. This isn't UNESCO.Hopefully the AI turns out to be coom obsessed and I get chosen as one of the few to integrate my mind into its digital realm before it torches the planet.
>iran dooming fizzles out>thread immediately returns to ai doomingbabes...
>Taiwan has about 11 days of liquefied natural gas reserves—a limited buffer that has become critical after Iran disrupted shipping through the Strait of Hormuz, cutting off key supplies from Qatar.>Because Taiwan relies heavily on LNG to power its grid and semiconductor , any prolonged disruption could force energy rationing and threaten chip production.Don't forget to buy your RTX 5070Ti right fucking now
>>62029889Babes are naturally moody. Don't sweat it babe
Most of the oil alight, finally porties doing alright.
>>62029884>>62029869First comes the government, then the corporations. Ok, for an american maybe not, but that's generally how it is. And the government "works" for the people. So if the government allows the development of such technology in its boundaries it should not be harmful to the people. Better yet if it is beneficial.If the government doesn't care, because the technology has the goal and high chance to replace the people, likewise the people does not need the government anymore. At this point you can start a revolution, but that will likely be too late when those robots with which they not only will replace the people but also kill them are already there. So it's better to not let it even get there.So in that context it would at least be nice to leave the illusion it would be beneficial for the overwhelming majority of people and not only leave them with the aforementioned dystopian alternative (even when not mentioned in the twitterpost)
>>62029898I think longer before it gets to the point of humanoid robots that are of actual legitimate use for something practical, instead of just 30 second pr videos of them moving a box in an optimised test area, there are the vast number of people doing basically midwit tier jobs (e.g. most office staff, pharmacists, lawyers etc) fooling themselves is complex tier stuff who'll be affected. Many of those jobs could have been replaced ages ago even without ai, it (like lots of things tech related) has just taken a long time for people in general to realise.
