gambling edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62034152
you know what we call that? DRILL BABY DRILL
I don't wanna hear I don't wanna knowPlease don't say you're sorry
when will the 10y hit 5%
Babe, you're doing a great job monitoring the situation. keep it up
praise be to the bakers.babeposting and bossposting get the rope
I hope Raj covered his oil shorts yesterday since it looks like things are about to explode
Don’t think we’ll go green, but there will be a massive recovery this afternoon.
>>62035254They fight over everything in India to retain that sweet izzat tho
This is not wholesome.
6500 seems impregnable impenetrable
>>62035254If you can turn fruit juice to alcohol I'm sure you can turn piss to fuel
This is exactly what I voted for>Retarded youtube influencers running key roles>5.00$ gas>New war>Higher debt and higher budget>More inflation and tariffs>Less manufacturing>Illegals still everywhere>Markets/Crypto going down>Higher unemployment On the bright side at least there is few less feds for a bit till they need to hire em back
I have 21 $GUSH calls am i going to make it?
>>62035236Too early bake! -1 babe point
>Trump speaking about ungrateful europoors
Okay is everyone here? I'm about to make my announcement!
i was supposed to hit 6 figures today after a near miss yesterday.im not gonna graduate boot camp this week, again.
>>62035268Yes
>>62035265That’s why I think we’ll get a slight recovery this afternoon. Market has no taste to go below 6500
how many times have we beat Iran today?
>Iranian Lawmakers Call To Continue War Until Enemy Deterred – ISNA Citing Parliament Statement
>>62035272Maybe he should be angry at Bibi for dragging him into this instead.
>>62035278>Market has no taste to go below 6500>the market
>>62035282$5 gas would deter the enemy pretty darn quick
>>62035286If he bites AIPACs hand he won't get the donations he needs to try and salvage the mid terms
>AMD down 5% todayAny reason why?
Robinhood glitching out so we either retard pumped or dumped
>lying orange migger thursday I'm beginning to not appreciate him
>>62035292>and salvage the mid termsA little too late for that, I think.
>>62035297As soon as the war ends his polling will go back up somewhat and if he has money to campaign he can keep enough miga seats to avoid a full impeachment
>you don't want a person with mental diability to be your president>I don't want a stupid person being the presidentjust give me something for the pain and let me die
>>62035272He doesn't want our toy aircraft carriers. We weren't sending them.Win/win.
>calls Biden a retard>calls Obama a retard>refuses to elaborate >challenges any challengers to a cognitive testYea I'm thinking we are back
>>62035309he's not stupidin fact he's the greatest conman aliveI am in awe
So what did Bussy say?
Has Trump taken a shit in the blue cupboard, as we say in Sweden
babe, i am the opposite of desperate. i dont care
I'm going to give it another 10 minutes before I make my announcement.
OH GOD I'M DOOOOOOMPING I'M GONNA DOOOOOMP
>>62035323I won't be here, so I will say it now, congrats on your sex change baggie!
>>62035323Nobody wants to hear about your tranny relationship
Why is it going down?It’s supposed to go up! Is it broken? Did you break it?
>>62035323you're finally getting those ribs removed?
>>62035323new deepthroat record?
>>62035318he is walking like the cat around hot porridge
650 HAS BEEN BREACHED AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62035323>he racemixed with the gookah doesn't matter anyways when you're one of the chosen people
RH is totally broken.They’re doing it again.We are at the precipice.Which way will it go?
>>62035254Rajesh is dead. Hopefully babeposter will be next.
She's a bulleaterMAKE YOU LOSE HARDMAKE YOU RAGE HARDWISH YOU NEVER EVER INVESTED AT ALL
Oil sisters, we're ordering Chinese take away tonight!
>>62035336it was probably this statement
Bought Prince vinyl with my oil gains. Gonna party like it's 1999!
>>62035318It's 'blue cabinet' not ' blue cupboard', it's a reference to the workshop cabinets that are traditionally blue.
>>62035318I suspect owls in the bog.
>>62035360I think cupboard sounds better, and your opinion is gay
Babe but nasdaq computer
>>62035359Smart investment with LPs being a petroleum product
>>62035356I'm going for lobster to honour the goymarines.
>>62035360What does the idiom mean?>>62035361Lmao did she really say this?
>>62035357buy now. 3est we will get another we won post.
DEPLOY THE FUD TWEET, DO SOMETHING TRUMP
*sigh* And now I am tempted to jump out of my SWBI to SOXS...
>>62035254>Fighting around / with / over cans of highly flammable, volatile liquid in a subtropical climate around open flames and running engines
>>62035265Nice jinx retard. We are now certainly gamma negative so expect the unexpected.
>>62035372sounds like jeets are cooked
>>62035363Blue cabinet works better since cabinet is also a term for the government administration, which is currently blue under the leadership of the moderates and Ulf.
>>62035367>did she reallyYes
>>62035272Wonder if he's going to come fix nordstream for us. Mebe the US tax payer would like to get the bill for that.
>>62035371SWBI is a nice defensive hold. It’s been good to me for a year, though I rode it down deep. It’s interesting it’s done well with a “republican” president
OIL CHADS SHOW YOURSELVES
>GOOG>NVDAheh baggies>META>TSLAkek baggies>MSFTKEK BAGGIES
>>62035385MSFT baggies deserve this and worse
>>62035372I always get nervous watching videos of people pumping petrol in the Middle-East.
gold is doing that thing again
>>62035383I didn't falter after the last scam dump but it did shake me enough not to put more into it at the dip.
>>62035323I called it in the last thread... how can I make money from knowing what Trump will say?>>62034837>Trump says he will announce a new Iran deadline soon.HAHAHAHA... will it be 2 days more? or 2 weeks?
kek baggies
>>62035318He's getting a turd in a pail of water for christmas.
>>62035389I don’t think it can tap any lower than $3800 for the foreseeable future. But I am retarded
>>62035367It's means doing something stupid that that could have been excused had it not been in an important context. Shit in your pants and everyone laughs at you. Shit in the cabinet to avoid shitting your pants and everyone hates you.
>>62035389It had a good run. I feel sorry for people hiding money from HMRC though.
>>62035383
>>62035386>>62035385Get jeet’d baggies
My portfolio is up 5% today. Who’s panican now
I’m new to trading.Is this what you call “bullish”?
>>62035404jewgle has a jeet ceo, short it next
>>62035405>water is wetgood anouncement, retard
>>62035396It skyrocketed because of covid money printing and then the flight from U.S treasuries. The covid money is probably here to stay so if anything it could go back to pre-tariff prices once Trump is gone.
>>62035404People actually thought yeah, let’s buy msft after seeing windows 11
todays action is pretty jewish but i made a good trade, im somewhat content but starting to feel greedy
>>62035385It's insane the market is so high with the fag7 being so heemed
>>62035415He is jeeting google at a much slower pace then the msft guy . Google will have some short term gains from it and won't start to fall out for another year at least
>>62035315i did tell you babe. and i tried so hard to change your mind.
>>62035318MJÄÄÄÄÄÄThat can man say.
>>62035366Spam fritters chippy tea for me.
>>62035419I think they will start the next (((not QE))) well before then at this rate. If you know you know
>>62035420People didn't care much because windows doesn't make much money for Microsoft forgetting its just a trojan horse for their buinsess software cashcow
>META 2025 April low 480>MSFT 2025 April low 345Just saying
>msftmore like MACRO SHARTnot actively slaying and exterminating or pursuing the process thereof to eradicate all pajeets is a morally grave sin
>>62035420I hate Microsoft too but what other options are there if you are unwilling to pay for Apple hardware and don't have a clue about Linux?
Boots.
my war port doin a lil sum
>>62035441pick one of the retard proof linux distros
WHY IS ROBINHOOD SHITTING ITSELFI NEED TO SELL MY SHITTY STOCKS BEFORE THEY ALL GO TO $0LET ME OUTTTTTT
>>62035444CheckedMine dropped 1% during the retards Ted talk.
>>62035294cause it was up 5% yesterday
>>62035449
>>62035444what is this tranny shit
I got stopped out of my oil long yesterday goddammit. My hunch was correct, that the Iranians wouldn't negotiate, much less surrender and that Trump was lying to bring oil prices down, but the dump triggered my stop loss. You can't not use a stop loss because you have to manage risk, but then shit like this happens. It's impossible without insider information ffs.
>>62035441I use Windows too mainly for Excel. Excel is one of the coolest pieces of software ever made which I think they will eventually fuck up. But I am saying I wouldn’t invest in something showing the trajectory it’s on
>>62035449It's in the name.
>>62035441I'm sorry but your only options are to stop being a poor or become a GNU tranny
I should've sold all of my MU and MUU holdings before earnings and then completely avoided the stock. What a fucking terrible ride it has become. I can't even get a high exit pump anymore just to drop this bag, it'd have to pump so much for a decent exit now.I'd be 10k wealthier had I just sold it/closed it out entirely right before close on earnings. In other news my life irl also continues to get worse.
>>62035442Don't—don't—don't—don't—look at what's in front of you.(Boots—boots—boots—boots—movin' up an' down again);Men—men—men—men—men go mad with watchin' em,An' there's no discharge in the war!
>>62035383GUSH hit my limit sell for a 20% profit, kind of wish I set it higher but gains are gains desu
>>62035383OIL?OIL.
>>62035455>stop lossYou like giving banks info how to shake you out? No fucking stops on my rape train.
>>62035449thanks for playing lol
>>62035455well you knew prices would go back to the 100 range if trump was lyingwhy are you risking so little
>>62035441Just buy a Windows Pro license. It has none of the ads, you can disable whatever you want, and it runs great. Don't fall for the troonix fud unless you want to get 20% less performance, you get what you pay for.
>>62035456Yeah goal seek and solver doesn't work as well on LibreOffice Calc. I gave up and just bought Excel when I was doing iterative aerodynamic calculations. Interestingly it was the last time I ever bought boxed software. I got it off a shelf in the Apple Store in 2021. Don't know why they were still doing this but it was cool.
to be less reliant on oil we must breed our women to produce more natural gas
>>62035294It’s called Advanced Money Destroyer for a reason
>>62035467>No fucking stops on my rape train.That's how you end up with catastrophic losses.>>62035471Yeah it was my own fault as well for being a pussy.
>SOFI
>>62035441Install Temple OS. Let us know how it goes.
>>62035455I don't do stop losses unless I am already in the green and I set them to take profits in case the trend reversesif you monitor regularly enough you can be the stop loss yourself
>>62035473>20% performance loss Very circumstancal since its sometimes a performance gainLong Valve if you're connected enough to do so
Does I buy Google or will it continue nosediving
I'm short oil here btw
>>62035473>gayman performance Growup
>>62035476My ex gf had an ass so big her leggings would become see through in the sun. She exclusively wore thongs. My dick was diamonds nearly 24/7.
I'm holding the MSFT bags, thank me for my service. Time in the market beats timing the market or something haha!
>>62035441Linux is not that hard anymore. Takes a while to mentally adjust to the terminal and the file system but you probably spend most of your time in a browser, game or other software than you do inside the actual guts of the OS.
Thoughts on this chart pattern?
>>62035486You don't need a stop loss if you just buy a blue chip such as BP . I sleep soundly at night knowing it is comfortably established and undervalued.
>>62035491holding over the weekend?
>>62035275what's you do, load up on 1DTE puts yesterday?
>>62035498If you bought it at peak of dot com you would have bag holden it for 15 years or so.Imagine that.
>>62035503quality on sale.
Btw I sold. Sitting in cash.
>>62035503looks like a turd in a street
>>62035503the hill to die on pattern
>>62035506Yeah. Small position and then I go all in if oil spikes from a US ground operation.
>>62035511PUSSIIEEEEEEEEEEEES
big balls trading tip: buy 1% otm puts for tomorrowyou can also buy 1% otm calls insteadsome shit is gonna happen
How ya doing shiny rock holders
>>62035503You can see the moment everyone priced in the top for hyper scaling data centers. It's the same with Oracle
>>62035503Why the fuck is anyone investing in a 3T Mcap company? Where do they expect the money to double the share price will come from?
>>62035441Apple hardware is cheap these days - are you kidding? It's like $500 for a complete desktop. I've used linux desktop for ten years but still bought a Mac due to the price.
>GAUZ 1 month chart
>>62035522bbbbbut its microslop and you must start appreciating copilot right NOW or you are antisemitic
>>62035495>my ex gf was a whorenice one anon
> nows
>>62035495>ass so bigDisgusting.
any copium that we'll V from here or into tomorrows close?
Dubs for Syria-Iraq canal
>>62035536this isnt a market that goes up anymore. if you look at the minute candles you can clearly tell this market is getting sold. scamwicks everywhereit will go up again later, but barring some taco tweet, not right now. money mangers are selling the garage into the end of the month
>>62035528>>62035533You sound like Fags
>>62035519Not all of them chase momentum to aths…gold bugs are probably pretty happy
garbage not garage wtf
>>62035536
>>62035539I I ironically think someone should get Trump's number (he's famously answering calls from random journalists) and plant this idea in his retarded mind. For the keks.
>>62035536biotech is still green and we're at the bottom of a range. i can see it. amazing turnarounds happen all the time.
>>62035545>Big assAnd you sound like a nigger.
>>62035523I remember spending almost all of the 2010s dreaming of owning a Mac but I could never save even £1k. Finally in 2018 I managed to save £1.5k and bought their second cheapest model. I was so happy. Now since doing stock investing I could afford a couple of them but never even thought of that. It's crazy how as you become wealthier you don't even feel any wealthier.
>>62035503holy FUCK what value. microsoft is clearly an incredible company with a strong moat and leadership. I can't wait to buy and hold for 5 years as I desperately tell myself it has to go up because it was at 500 before
>>62035560you are literally going to slurp shit from a street in indianah, need baggies to puke below the 200 before i start thinking about a buy
>>62035481>end up withCoward
>>62035554If some old white guy in a tweed jacket had written (wrote?) this it would have been celebrated as literary genius.
>>62035548What goes back down must come back up?
>>62035318He shouted Hello before he crossed the bridge, I tell ya hwhatGot his beard caught in the ol' mailbox
>hot women spreading their ass cheeks and farting straight into my mouthbuy (female) natural gas
>>62035554why are niggers so fucking bad at english
>>62035546The one's who bought some years ago are happy for sure. Those that fomod recently not so much.
>>62035572i dont have to pay for that bitches line up around the block to fart on me
>>62035545Ignore the fags, I like fat asses too.
>>62035318>Etymology>Literally, "to shit in the blue cupboard". The original meaning behind this expression appears to be lost. Used as an expression in the blockbusting 80's comedy Göta kanal.So you are saying it to say it?
I want to buy back into MU, when the FUCK are we turning the trend around? It just broke 360, usually it'd be a bargain, but there's still Friday left and possible invasion on the weekend.
>>62035567Yes but file limits might mean I had to speed it up....
>>62035584MUGOD I am worried now too and they say to buy when there is fear but AAAAAAAAAAA
>>62035584MU is over
>>62035577You could say the same about equities
>>62035548>>62035550thank you
>>62035584Memory cycle is cylival and as the AI bubble pops the ddr5 memory market will crash below the earth. Short MU until the next memory cycle
So what's going on now? I can't read the market at all. Should I do options before or after the weekend? I closed all my spreads because one single tweet from the orange nigger and the jew turning around the market and potentially getting assigned is enough to spook me ngl.
>>62035573Honestly it is deliberate. Education is seen as White. >>62035587>>62035588What is MU and why are retards losing money on it?
>>62035573American education. ;-)
>>62035589You could, and in fact, they go up more consistently, even in these last 5 years of turmoil.
>>62035584>usually it'd be a bargain
>>62035592Just stay in cash and wait it out. There is no rush.
>>62035573Everyone in power tries to short the public school systems and for some public school is their only chance to de nigger themselves
>>62035584its over retard. they were shoving money into mu and wdc and stx etc because there was nowhere else to go in the market. those trades are dead, if you missed your 8x in them, thats on you. its over. accept it baggie
>>62035584Kek baggiesThis shit is going <$300
>>62035592Buy call options on oil on Friday. Don't listen to this >>62035600 faggot, you don't want to miss out on the free Lambo.
>>62035593>>62035594>>62035601all you retards say its school but the true answer is its from their household and the other niglets the kids play with.school cant undo nigger.
>>62035584I sold for a tidy profit during the earnings pump and was contemplating buying back in at some point...but I'm not so sure. Definitely not until this very special military operation has concluded, at any rate.
Recovery starts soon. Probably starting at 1:30
>>62035604MUGods...we had it all..
KEK MU BAGGIES I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS
>>62035613next leg down starts soon. probably starting at 1:30now what
>>62035587I managed to sell at 425 so I made some okay cash. I want back in tho, im still very bullish>>62035591if the AI bubble pops so does the US economy>>62035612yeah sameuntil there are no surprises left in the war were fuckedthe problem is that memory worldwide is getting screwed because korea is completely reliant on the oil from the Gulf
>>62035618I am glad you got out
>>62035611>households Yes household are what causes the problem but schooling is the only fix since its 100x easier to de nigger a kid vs an adult.
>>62035611I know but never miss a chance to have a bit of fun with Americans.
It’s just joever isn’t it.With well capping and refinery shuttings and zigger ports out, the flow rate is going to draw down 25%.There will be 25% less gdp because there will be 25% less energy. Its all so tiresome.
>>62035618>if the AI bubble pops so does the US economyI know ,Short MU
>>62035613>>62035617Snibbedy.
>>62035604I googled this "Micron" and I would say to hold it because the sell off seems to be due to panic and not any fundamental issue with the company. It is also a relatively cheap stock for a tech company.>>62035611That's pretty much what I said though. They are taught by their family and freinds that school is for crackers and as a result refuse to participate.
RIP
>>62035623do you have any idea how much infrastructure iran damaged in the gulf and how long its going to take to get back to full output? lmao the global oil situation has irreversibly changed and things are escalating. this market is getting squished down by the invisible fat ass of a genderswapped adam smith with a brazilian butt lift
>>62035623Save yourself. Buy BP.
I'm too lazy to do the math, what happens if you buy $1000 worth each of spy calls and puts expiring monday and hold them over the weekend where some shit is going to pop off.Is there a case where one of the options is worth more than $2000 on monday?
Petrobras bros
My entire folio is defensive and yet somehow I experience daily ass rape on this market anywayReal estate was the only correct investment for this market
big ass ghost of adam smith twerking all over global markets
>>62035630>do you have any idea how much infrastructure iran damaged in the gulf and how long its going to take to get back to full output? lmao the global oil situation has irreversibly changed and things are escalating. this market is getting squished down by the invisible fat ass of a genderswapped adam smith with a brazilian butt liftI read something that suggested around 30-40% of all gulf energy infrastructure has been damaged and will take multiple years to get back online
WE ARE MU MUMUS AND WE ARE NEVER SELLING!!
Wow, poor MU holders.
>>62035635I'm holding until July at least >>62035637Retard buy energy
plus retail baggies are gonna start puking under spy 650. its one of those psychological level things. baggies gettin scared
>>62035557the real wealth is the friendships we made along the way babe <3
>MUUGODS
>>62035471why are you? headed out for a while. thinking about you.
Its so fucking over.
>>62035632
Help?
i bought so we can go even lower
>>62035652Calling in tactical V now...
I just want you all to know that I went all cash gang this morning when I was still green I am up 50% year to date and feeling very comfy
god damn my entire watchlist getting heemed, good thing I got out last week while above waterI want to slurp tho
>XOM - 0.98%>SHEL - 1.15%>BP - 2.98%Yet /smg/ still refuses to listen to me because "valuation is for boomers"
Looks like The fattest bear week came early this year. Bobos will eat well tonight.
>>62035635Feels good being early on something. I bought Petrobras before the showdown between Israel and Iran last June.
in case you guys dont know the market is merely back to unchanged from last friday. let that sink in. we can go down much more between now and the end of tomorrowwe could go up too a lot. place your bets and hope you get it right
>>62035663Redpill me on the Brazilian economy.>>62035665If true, mango is legit talented at market manipulation.>>62035656Pussy.
>>62035665why are pms so fucked then explain that
>>62035657NVDAAPPLMSFTTSMI would consider these for the right price
>>62035665I bught calls just now because there is no way Trump won't try to manipulate the market today.
told you the pre sperge out sell off would come today
Insider hereHe's going to tweet in the next 15 minutesGet ready for a big green god candle.Patriots are in control, trust the plan. Panicans will be punished, patriots will be rewarded.
>Fannie Mae to Accept Crypto-Backed Mortgages for the First Timethey are getting so desperate. also what happened to that fannie mae baggie?
>>62035676He always green candle's before close when he's about to rape the market in some way
>>62035673THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE CONDITIONED TO DO. HE MADE YOU A BAGGIE.
I'm in a queer town. Just saw 4 massive BLM flags and tranny flags(at episcopal churches)
>>62035637Same. I'm a long term baggie now in my defence stocks I think. The gold hedge has mullered everything and my oil exposure keeps trying but is being spanked down by orange man every time it looks promising. It's frustrating as hell.
>>62035668>Redpill me on the Brazilian economy.I know almost nothing about it, despite owning a Brazilian ETF alongside Petrobras. I bought the ETF because I heard the leftist president of Brazil respond to prices on some fruit going up by telling people to not buy it for a while. Leftists are usually retarded and try to impose price controls, but not this guy. I was impressed and bought the ETF.
>>62035680It's ok, I'll try to avoid puking all over our trading floor this time if it goes against me.
>>62035637>Real estateReal estate just shifted to a bear market
>why dont you guys want to die for israel in a war we startedare boomers okay?
>>62035681My cousin left mormonism for episcopalianaism. I'll never understand it. They are quite pozzed
>>62035668>redpill on Brazil Lots of people and resources The superpower of SA
>>62035692His information sources are Fox News and the people he hired because he saw them on Fox News
>>62035635>Petrobras brosbeen a comfy hold.... do i take some profit now though or keep holding?feels toppy
>>62035689id just take profits quickly. if you really believe some market moving tweet or whatever is coming, use a 0dte straddle at least so you can win whichever way the market goes. its a good time to buy some straddles for an eod move if you believe one is coming
>>62035699As the war gets worse your gains should get better so id hold
>>62035692he's been quiet the last few days (relatively speaking).... but he's had a major crashout today lmao
>>62035677I have 20000 FNMA right now and it really hurts.I always knew it would be a long hold, but fuck its a painful one.
>>62035692America said the same thing when Britain refused to get involved with Vietnam.
big balls trading tip: the market falls the most when it feels the hardest to short
>>62035673What else can he do at this point? He's shorted it, released reserves, declared the war won, declared the war unimportant, declared negotiations.>>62035681Based Episcopal Church.>>62035687Umm you bought an oil company in a leftist country? I mean this is the one thing that made me reconsider BP, it is generally a bad idea, they will be taxed/regulated to fuck. I only went ahead because I thought that BP was so undervalued that it didn't matter. And the UK is still a relatively normal country. Latin American left-wing governments are fully batshit. Might end up like Venezuela.>>62035695I did a few developing country plays. A telecoms company in Africa. a bank in Eastern Europe. It's risky because of the crappy governments. The former got fucked up by a currency collapse and the latter almost got fucked by anti-regime riots.
>>62035709>when it feels the hardest to shortThat's because it falls overnight during non trading hours
>>62035637>defensive By defensive we do of course mean consumer defensive? And by consumer defensive we do of course mean L'Oréal?
I regret selling XOP last Friday
>>62035668>Redpill me on the Brazilian economy.Managed by retarded communiggers who want to shove age verification into your operating system
>>62035692History lessons in 2100 are gonna be wild.
just buy the dipits not like you faggots were going to retire in 3 years
>>62035714better start believing because a nice fall could be coming tonight as all the boomers rush to sell their stocks before the weekendyou know when boomers start redeeming because you see nasty selling in the last 30 mins on a friday because big funds have to sell whatever all their boomer clients wanted sold that day. we saw some of it last friday
Sell volume is too inorganic. We’re about to get played somehow, I know it.
>>62035713I think the UK is worse than Brazil in terms of leftist lunacy at the moment. They're taxing every single productive sector in the UK to death, especially the oil producers.
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>>62035719if you bought the dip at all in the last month and held it for more than a day, you got your butthole completely blown apart
>>62035717>Managed by retarded communiggers who want to shove age verification into your operating systemI thought that was California?
KEK BAGGIES
>>62035708He's being a little bitch. A.) he didn't discuss any of this with them before doing itB.) he'll want all the gain from it (see a)C.) they've been using UK & European air bases for weeks in advance or this to shuttle things like the thaads out there D.) America is not under attack, neither is the US itself, so it doesn't qualify as a NATO response issue
>>62035709>Voice over: Anon uttered this with complete assurance, while in truth it was complete nonsense.
>>62035728https://www.gov.br/planalto/en/latest-news/2026/03/brazil-establishes-regulatory-framework-to-protect-children-and-adolescents-onlineRonaldo Nazario da Lima is no longer THE RonaldoThe portugays get the title nowOne 7-0 wasn't enough
>>62035732Kino
>>62035726you prefer to wait until we're in "greed" territory?
>>62035732its 100% true though. how many of you had weekly puts through liberation day? i did. i hit that 20x so fucking hard. i hit it because i wasnt a pussy
Is big tech hated from an investor perspective yet or are there still retard bulls on cnbc and fox business?
>>62035737Based
>>62035736im a trader. i dont care about investing. i outperform the market every year at least 5x
>>62035723Nah banks did great the past few years. In fact they were helped by gov policy (high interest rates). The oil industry is just a black sheep. The government will never touch the banks or insurance because they are our only remaining moneymakers.
>>62035708Yep, after fucking both France and Britain over Suez.
>>62035736Let's wait til boots on the ground and see how much closer to zero we can get on the index
Another day, another tweet featuring Christian Bale as Michael Burry looking shocked.
everything was going fucking TITS perfect for me this week until today. if this shit doesn't bounce back tomorrow im done
another day, all the brainwashed baggies left out in the cold waiting for another taco don tweet that doesnt come, ruing their own existence
>>62035744don't know why those accounts don't use pictures of actual burry
>>62035745its not going to bounce, trump tweets are less effective now
still sitting on cash. this kind of pain will drag on for the next few months. I am usually the most giga bullish faggot but this time its actually different. israel (not america) is using their one and only chance to (literally) kill iran for good (a good thing but thats another topic). dont expect any changes until iran is completely dead.
>>62035733It's creepy how governments around the globe have been doing this in lockstep. My conspiracy is that it's not about kids it's about control. Social media has been destabilizing politics for a while now and they want to stop it by identifying who is posting what.
I've been trying to work out who wins in the global plastics shortage once it hits in early April but it's like a giga-bear event. Everything has plastics; you can't distribute food without it, you can't have medical equipment, even the arms trade gets burnt.>>62035668Cursed country. Unironically Malaysia gives you everything Brazil has but better.Sad - I remember when they were being lined up as this cool success story that was going to be a new great power. But they can't do it because their entire culture is based around venerating malandros so they just circle the drain in a usual commodity cycle coupled with every new government having the old one arrested for corruption and then doing the same shit themselves.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7agPOt1XZz8
>>62035750theres economic repercussions now. i bet sam altman is shitting his pants because openai can NEVER ipo now
>95 and rising When do the tactical troops get deployed ?
Trump has overplayed the 'everythings fine' card
>>62035753>Malaysia gives you everything Brazil has but better.Even the fat asses?
>bitcoin also participatingyeah its mighty dumpin' power dumpers time
>>62035659I'm in TotalEnergies myself, +2.9% today, comfy divies, excellent CEO. BP will likely earn you more, but I know I can sail it for 50 years, and that's what matters the most to me.
>>62035756Marines won't be in theatre for a bit, I'd expect at least a week for ground ops. Maybe next weekend.
Now I just have to time the bottom.
>>62035751Of course it's not about protecting kids, there is just no positive argument you can make when they go "What do you hate children and want them to be harmed?" It's all bullshit.
>>62035763NOW
>6499Oh
>>62035761Don't know much about them. Are they French? Sounds like a good choice. Good luck anon.
>>62035763better buy it fast. everyones buying without you right now
OILERS ON DECK
>>62035757the US has literally won 4 times today and market isn't even closed yet.
>miners
>>62035758They have something better: a noodle soup with a comforting level of spice.
>>62035749it could bounce on random walking or mean reversion alone, is my cope. I'm not expecting a truth posts to save me at this point I just need SPY above $650
>>62035692Why doesn't he ask Israel to send ships to open the strait and boots on the ground to take the islands ? Hm?
god damn we got blown back to September
>>62035775Good. FRES basically turned into a meme stock last year.>>62035778Why are you such a fucking racist? Fuck off.
>>62035767Don't think so, there might be a dead cat tomorrow for some relief but I think it drills Monday again.
>>62035777could happen, but today doesnt feel right for it. the price action all week has been so bad. all the scamwicks, theres real selling atm and its not gonna just randomly end. the market machines are now autoselling instead of autobuying like when the chart was going up. you can trade bounces but you should just flip your chart upside down and change the candle colors if you are used to an up market. itll help you regain perspective
NOW IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!
smug smiggers getting gutted
I knew I should have sold these fucking calls on those green scamwicks a few days ago. Fuck me.
>>62035775I still have 2k in a miner etf, I wonder why
>>62035785great time to buy canned food before it gets inflated 5x. stock your bugout shelter now before things get worse.
>>62035760>inflation!>credit!>energy crisis!>tech bubble!>by your powers combined I am Captain Recession!
>omw to check how is the Nasdaq computer doing
panicans get nothingplan trusters will win
>>62035789And then it will go back up again after market hours.
>>62035796TRVTH NVKE
>>62035796Which one is longing oil?
>>62035763did you time it yet. this could be it
Reminder that BP is currently the second best performing stock on the FTSE.
we habeen ein extreme beeg probleme...
Looks like we're headed for SPY 610
Zionald works for the WEFAll part of the owning nothing and being happy agenda
What if this is the big one
>>62035798short term gain for long term pain
>>62035804große poopensharten
>>62035809I think you're right Pepe-with-child-car-on-his-headposter
>under 650Uh oh stinky
>>62035807I've never actually seen him at a WEF conference.
I voted for circuit breakers on a random Thursday. I expect my vote to count
short term pee for long term poop
THIS IS THE V!!!!!! PLEASE
>MU smashing technicals at -7.11%Yeah it's over
Been buying into VOOG for two years weekly in my Roth. About to go red kek
i timed the bottom, thank me later >>62035802
>>62035814That's because this year he got upstaged by a literal carney
>>62035814https://www.c-span.org/clip/white-house-event/user-clip-trump-to-klaus-schwab-at-the-world-economic-forum-i-want-to-congratulate-you-this-has-been-really-great-what-youve-done-and-putting-it-together-the-economic-forum/5066128
>>62035809>>62035801VOO is priced more favorably then CVX and XOMclearly oversold and oil baggies will get heemed soon.
>>62035785buy what
Vanguard has the funniest tickers
>>62035823WTF power hour?
WHAT HAPPENED TO SMCI?!?!?!30 DOLLARS!!!!!
@grok tell me what to do when the markit goes down plx
>>62035826>oversold Maybe to price in global events
Over status? It's
>>62035829im making no further forecast. i dont even think this is the bottom but it was probably a good entry for some degen 0dte calls
>>62035830Co-founder got busted for smuggling pussy
>>62035836Oh okay *mwah*
>>62035830He sold AI to China without bribing trump first like the jacket man
>tempted to go all in in MU
United States equities....
>>62035830Is this a holding company for GME?
Bottom is in. Buy.
>>62035832all a big nothing burger. trump knows that the people do not want this war. it will be done soon
>>62035751They created bots to control narratives but their social data collection can't tell the difference so they need IDs because they've been getting bad data from all the bots.
STOP RAPING MEEEEE
>>62035841GO ALL IN ON MUU OR GET LOST
>>62035827Kneepads on AliExpress
Suffer as I have, /smg/. You are never going to make it and I'm glad we're all at the bottom together.
MY LOVE HAS GOT NO MONEYFREED FROM DESIREMIND AND SENSES PURIFIED
>>62035841I bought some today :3
BOTTOM IS INCOME ON SLURPERSYOU WANNA SLURP FOREVER?
for my final trade of the day i put on a 0dte straddle on the spy near the money. having a hard time beliving the market just sits still between now and 4:14
I'm tempted to just sell my portfolio tomorrow and just come back to it on Monday with a rebalance. I don't see the Iran War being resolved over the weekend so I predict a slight rally tomorrow and a dump on Monday when the orange man has either kept chimping out or done something even dumber.
>>62035855I shan't be slurping until after the weekend.
>>62035855
>>62035831I need this suit.>>62035846I agree.
Im scared4x'd my fun account to 20k at the end of the year. I've lost it all since Trump went into Venezuela. Faggot
>>62035845>Trump He has no cards in this situation Its up to Bibi and the IRGC now
>>62035796>>62035799>>62035803kike rats are afraid
That /x/ poster still in here?
Namefags are paid kike shills here to defend the orange pedophile
PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!-DJT
>>62035867Trump will force bibi into the non proliferation act as part of the deal with iran
baggie status?
>>62035866If it's a fun account why are you scared?
>>62035878Many made
>indices>bonds>gold/silver>oil>bitcoinbloodbath
>>62035877>trump will get a concession from bibi just before the most important Israeli election in 10 years idk bro seems unlikely
I unironically bought yesterday
The baker got margin called...
should i buy some spy or will it go even lower than this
>>62035873I tell everyone to buy BP literally because the U.S market is a pump-and-dump scheme.
>>62035866not having fun anymore?
>>62035881USD going strong tho :>
(holding) cash rules everything around me! Cream! Get the money (maintain your principal during market dips instead of doing the market exposure meme for no reason when all signs point down, falling knives, etc) Dollah dollah bill y'all
OU T'ES PAPAOUTAIOU T'ES PAPAOUTAIOU T'ES PAPAOUTAIOU TE'S OU T'ES
This is the next defensive play. Crops, anon. C-R-O-P-S.See, people need food to live.With the Iran fuckup, prices will increase. Line will go up. (You) make $$$.Watch this shit rally all summer long.
>>62035874Just not the way he expected.
>>62035893If I'm going to truth nuke, the "people will always need X" is not a convincing argument...
Damn, my net worth is going to drop under $900k today
>>62035893>Watch this shit rally all summer longCrops fail without fertiliser.
>>62035894This is such a fuck up. Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he just nukes Tehran and walks away.
>>62035895can we please hold off on the n words my portfolio can hear you
>>62035827I would buy from the roll in the middle of the picture, that rope seems to be the most popular.
>>62035887>Trump losing his mind>Iran telling him to get fucked>Israel gone rogue>Invasion planned
>Oil diping Did we get truthed™?
>>62035855I put a bid in for nintendo
I wonder can we improve crop yields by feeding them trump bullshit? Plenty of that around.
>>62035897Your net worth is entirely in your brokerage?
GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU STUPID ORANGE MIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62035874Based
>>62035903yeah i was thinking of holding off till tomorrow cause shit seems to plummet on fridays
Is this market really worth another bake?
>>62035911>>62035911>>62035911>>62035911>>62035911
>>62035908No, but I have a spreadsheet to sum it all up. Every day, I copy and paste the amounts from each account.
brutal day but its okTTPwe're going to be fine
>>62035899This is my worry tbqhwy. He can't win either way.
>>62035891Why do gangsters never buy stocks? Occasionally a smart one might buy property but most blow it on cars and chains.
>>62035909He lost me 75k this month.Thanks for reading my blog.
>>62035895If oil prices stay high crops should go up. Just be careful because they always come back down when supply catches up.
>>62035919A lot bought properties in Dubai and are now stuck there.
>>62035918>>62035899>nukes are reallurk moar you imbeciles
>>62035841i am in
Are we pricing in boots right now or will the vix explode come Monday? Feels like falling knives right now.
>>62035919Laundering is a bitch. All the income is illegal, so they're confined to cash purchases. This is why you see clapped out cars with spinning rims, for example. Can buy anything you want cash, can't sign paperwork.
>>62035893I know I shill oil but I am morally opposed to profiting off rising food prices. >>62035895It's called an inelastic product or something like that. Watch The Wire, one of the gangsters explains it.
>>62035895>>62035898Yeah crops fail, that’s the play.Watch this ticker. Soft commodities are the next au/ag, energy etc. Just watch.
>>62035890My cash is going up in value. I could now buy more stocks for the same amount of cash.
AAIIYEEE I need a taco fuck
>>62035837Cool.Soooo, he's gone...And now we can resume?
>>62035956I've added WEAT and CORN to my watchlist what do you think is the big brain play to get into and when, right now i'm all tied up in $GUSH calls
>>62036003Once the planting season starts....
>>62035692>now militarly decimated>we dont need help>wtf you didnt send help>HEPL>i will gilt trip you for not sending helpa skizo with Tourettes would have a more coherent discourse
I TOLD YOU SMIGGERS ONCEI TOLD YOU TWICEI'LL TELL Y'ALL THRICETHIS IS THE BOTTOMOR MY NAME AIN'TBIZTRODAMUS
THANKS FOR PLAYING
mubros....we rise
>>62036152MU is such a shitshow I almost collared with ITM calls today.
Why is SPY mooning in AH but futures are not?
>>62036628They want physical SPY now instead of playing the fake paper SPY games
