Strange Options Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious /smg/ thread>>62033262
short oil
long oil
> futures
Crab oil
>>62034157basterd benchod!
>futureswhat happen? have we not gotten a victory tweet this morning yet?
Babes, the market does whatever I expect it not to do. Today, I expect it to be bullish.
>>62034167Yes>>62034102>>62034121
I don't care if it escalates further and Houthis do their thing. In fact, it will trap the Saudi oil loaded at Yanbu and only allow it to be shipped north to Europe via the Suez canal. Keeping oil prices in Europe halfway stable at the current jewish levels, and jeets can continue fighting each other in the fuel lines.
>>62034170uuhhhhhh
>>62034170>Japan setting itself up to get margin calledUhh what happens after that?
>>62034170
>>62034170Reminder: I never said antisemetic oil schizo was wrong or a liar, just that he was picking a fight with the Treasury and you can't win that, making him a retard for longing oil at 100
im quaking for this friday.... trump-sama, m-my stocks...
very niggerfaggot market we have today
>>62034181the strait will be controlled in 2 weeks so that will never happen
>>62034169check the tweets
>>62034181Loan from US to cover gap
>>62034188>he bought calls
what's for breakfast today
>>62034192A small trillion dollar loan...
so whatever fuckery happens once the troops arrive this weekend and now that everyone and their stock tip giving barber knows about orange nigger manipulating the marketare you BULLISH or BEARISH for next monday?
>>62034199Crab.
>>62034199> are you BULLISH or BEARISH for next monday?Depends what trump tweets, and if there is boots on the ground.
no bull shit this thing escalating into a full blown troops on the ground decade long war... what should biz bros invest in right now before it's too late?might be the last chance to secure some good assets before everything good is priced out
>>62034199>mondayOil up, oil adjacent stocks up, defense stocks up uuuh everything else down, way down probably. Also since this whole but is an "SMO" apparently since it can't be designated a war without the approval of congress, what's the upper limit on assets for an american SMO? They're talking about a shock and awe campaign with troops and bombing runs but won't they be limited by operation status?
>>62034195no just tired of this kangaroo nonsensethinking of just ending my brokerage and taking the rental real estate pill
>>62034204i dont think theres going to be long term ground war, america will eventually exititll probably be pressure in the bond market that does it
>>62034181they won't get margin called, in fact, they'll probably make a couple hundred billion USD, which they'll re-invest in the US, or use to strengthen the Yen
>>62034204Casket industry. Body bag industry. Cremation industry. Hire musicians to play Chopin's Funeral March.
>>62034209if you wanna break free from the daily market, just put all your money in general mills and afk for 10 years
>>62034206afaik they're only limited by time (war powers resolution either by next week or mid april if dems cuck out) and he's ~30 days in out of the 60 allowed before he "needs" congress votemilitary funding is usually bipartisan and even if pentagon doesn't get the $200 gorillion passed within the next month they'll still find a way to get their funding
imagine if picrel was real lmao
>>62034218if I was Iran I would probably just send him shit like that for purely trolling reasons
AAAAAAH I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT SAREPTA, SHKRELI YOU PIECE OF SHIT
AAAAAAH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI
>>62034189>the strait will be controlled in 2 weeksLooks like it, current developments:- Israel announced today that it killed the chief of the IRGC navy and other commanders, in an airstrike at Bandar Abbas- Trump warned Iran negotiators that it soon will be too late- UAE ambassador to the US said yesterday that the Emirates will join in opening the Strait and keeping it open- US marines and airborne will arrive in theatre within days- all points at an amphibious attack against the Abu Musa, Qeshm and Larak islands, and maybe Kish island just for fun- Iran will be seething and has announced that then the Houthis will close Bab el Mandeb strait, but this will have no big impact on oil because Saudi oil can be shipped from Yanbu to Europe and Gulf oil can be shipped to Asia if Hormuz is open and Iran niggers BTFO
>>62034223I can't tell if these sound indian or israeli, and now I am starting to understand a lot of things about geopolitics
>>62034231They'd need to take some positions on the mainland too or the IRGC will keep the strait too dangerous to pass. That includes a proper occupation of Bandar Abbas. We are also all fucked anyway if Iran just spergs and lobs everything it has at Gulf-fag infrastructure. Hormuz being open wouldn't mean anything then.
>>62034231I really hope they don't join the war, Iran has said anyone that throws their lot in with the Americans completely will have all their economic energy infastructure bombed. On that note though, I remember seeing a report last night that Qatar has decided to remove itself from any participation in the conflict.
>>62034231Seems pretty complicated, what software do you think they are using to manage it?
>>62034231Real question is for how long can they keep the straight of homoz closed.
>>62034239Bandar Abbas as a city is too large to occupy with the small force that's on the way. Iran niggers there can be suppressed by generous bombing. Ships can pass the strait just fine even if a residual threat remains. Ballistic missiles areunlikely to hit ships. Iran navy small craft and drones can be shot down by allied navy escorts once they are decimated enough and the islands are occupied by friendlies. Oil will flow within weeks.
>>62034239>We are also all fucked anyway if Iran just spergs and lobs everything it has at Gulf-fag infrastructuredoes anyone even have the ability to make that decision? might be why they decided to kill the leadership first.
>>62034241they already have, people are underreporting and underappreciating how much damage has been done to energy production in the us allied sandnigger countries already
>>62034247>does anyone even have the ability to make that decision?When the Israelis hit energy infrastructure and Iran simultaneously hit energy infrastructure across the gulf, do you think that was random commanders deciding independently to hit the sites at the same time? No, they got the order from higher ups. Jesus Christ try to think for yourself a bit instead of parroting propaganda.
[MIND BLOWING]pam bondi is 60 years oldkaroline leavitt is 28 years old
>>62034242>what software do you think they are using to manage it?Palantir and Anthropic, like always. There are no girls' school on most of those islands so no worries.
>>62034246Ships do Dodge missles well, or so ive heard, but only when there's sufficient time to properly maneuver and not stay in one spot for too long. The strait is already cramped, and being alongside a whole strike group on top of that will make maneuvering really, really difficult. I'm not saying it couldn't work but it isn't something that doesnt come with very significant risks.
kek oil bagggies?
>>62034251Bro I'm not saying oure wrong because they obviously do have leaders but everyone could just have a piece of paper pre written out that if their energy is attacked they retaliate in kind. They've been expecting and thinking about this for years.
>>62034199Nothing will happen because orange pedo has poisoned the markets with by overdosing on insider trading and manipulating.Retail is more interested in cash at this point./smg/ may not like to here it, but it’s the truke.We’re going to hit 1990s levels of retail volume.
>>62034257Feeling comfy looking at my green oil knowing Trump is seething every day trying to keep it down.
>>62034254>being alongside a whole strike group on top of that will make maneuvering really, really difficultwell I would expect the escorts to be mostly corvettes or littoral ships from the navies of the Gulf states, they can maneuver flexibly in shallow waters so will stay out of the main shipping lane used by the tankers.
It's interesting that oil has not reached the highs of 2022 spring.
>>62034259The Israelis have taken out the top commanders, but they just got replaced by deputies and their telecom networks are still up. Issuing orders is as simple as sitting in a bunker and picking up a phone.
>>62034270That’ll happen when the government aggressively shorts oil futures
>>62034246>>62034267>Betting the strait on Gulf-fag military competence and abilitiesThe world is so fucked if this is the plan kek.
>>62034270Or for that matter highs of 2010 - 2014. Shit, oil was high like at the peak of Russian invasion for about 3 years.But that was out of recession, why was it so high?
>orange migger lied>my portfolio died >again
I cannot be bothered with this hyper inflated clown marketI can't fucking look
>>62034286dont worry job loss number in 30 mins to save you they will cook it
>>62034286Skill issue, I'm 33% up this week
>>62034287you sound extremely bothered
Why don’t we just offer them all of the white BMWs, gold chains, Dolche and Gabana cologne, and floral designer shirt we have in exchange for the Uranium?There’s no chance they say no to that. At the end of the day they’re Persians.
>>62034251what you're describing are actions that are no-brainerstaking out the entire oil infrastructure is a much bigger decision, which would have much more consequence than you can imagine. and to make those decisions you need strong cohesive leadership.
Believe that the US winning this war will be bearish gold.Not only would it strengthen the US and weaken the Eastern power bloc (largest buyers of gold), but if the US gains and maintains full control over the Strait of Hormuz, it could restrengthen the petrodollar. China has been pushing for a 'petroyuan' system (indirectly bullish gold), so any threat to the petroyuan system would be bearish gold.The above is assuming the US is able to get a clear and decisive victory. If they don't, e.g. if Iran's regime stays and they gain control over the Strait, it would be very bearish USD and bullish gold.But the US is just too strong. I started shorting gold (defined risk trade with GLD put butterfly).
>>62034295That's true, taking out gulf oil infrastructure would be catastrophic for the world and Iran in particular (because of the carpet bombing that would ensue), but up til now, the Iranians have followed through with every threat they've made, so I really think they'll do it.
>>62034230>>62034230>>62034230
>>62034152mumusisters we got too cocky
30 y bond yield looking juicy
>>62034296>petroyuan Btw the war is over, the only people keeping it going are the fake news media, probably because it increases their ratings.
PETROBRAAAAAHHHHPPS
Someone wake up Donnie, this isn't good
>>62034285OPEC got a little too cocky into 2014 before they got BFTO’d by Shale Chads.
>>62034306I HATE THIS
>>62034304Hello Mr. Trump what is happening on the gorilla channel today?
You guise quit dicking off with the Camel Jockey Ground Juice and gAyI and let's run some stocks already.
>>62034293Religious zealots are aginst those nice things. Most iranians would take them but are being kept suppressed at gunpoint.If the regime falls, Iran will become a giant new market for luxury brands like Russia in the 1990's and early 2000's.
>>62034303Never mind that, 10 y is mooning
>>62034316RUN THEM INTO THE GROUND
Its over
Stop buying oil futures FUCK
>>62034321plunge protection just intervened and shorted the dollar, were back
>>62034296I hope so. I want to load up for a comfy 5 year hold. It’s retarded not to see the long term trajectory of gold and it’s a really comfy hold with no stress
>>62034324why,?
So how does the market react to US capitulation?
>>62034296Gold and bitshit is down because all the whales liquidated their positions so they could go play with oil and the truth & social 500.
We need a truth social right now
What is this pattern called?
>futures
>>62034335bent crab
>>62034335faggot screenshot
>>62034335Taco
>>62034335diVe
kek baggies
>>62034338wholesome
Kek oil baggies
>>62034296That's a crazy idea to short gold over
xom a good buy
Today is going to be so green holy fuck
hi newfag here isn't this all just gambling?
>>62034351for oil and energy anyway fuck tech
>>62034349I wouldn't short it, but I predict it going down. Gold is not immune to bubbles and time to buy was years ago.
>>62034355Nah, oil baggies are going to get fucked like they always do. Everything else going to be green because why not.
>>62034352No, we do informed based financial decisions.
>>62034352it is, but whether or not you make money comes down to how well you manage risk and dont meltdown over a couple bad trades
>>62034349Gold already double topped and has been printing on the downside
>>62034352We don't use that word here!
>>62034352If you lack the ability to comprehend 2nd and 3rd order effects, yes.Otherwise, perhaps not.
>>62034338Never forget
>>62034352No we pretend to know what we’re doing so it’s called speculation
Give me a good stock tip.
>>62034372Short ORCL and SOFI
>>62034367hm yes I play gacha games I know exactly what you're talking about
>>62034352The casino stays in business off the thin margins in their favor for the games they playI play games where there's a thin margin in my favor so I stay in business
>>62034374Hello /pcrg/ kot poster.
>>62034352>it's gambling when you lose money>it's investing when you make money
>>62034374They don’t want you to know this, but if you buy enough GME they eventually give you extra pity rolls.
so why are we dumping what's the news
>>62034372no, fuck off
>>62034357Yes, but not related to USA taking control of Hormuz.>>62034362If gold would go down for years then it means the fiat system is working great and/or global deflation. I'm would probably think the opposite. But for now gold will be swingy. I'm def buying if it goes below 4000
>>62034387market falls on fears of niggers chimping out over fast food chicken prices
>>62034385If anything, GME was an example of how gambling this is. Hedgies got btfo by most random bullshit imaginable.
>>62034400CheckedOh lawd thats some good chicken
>>62034352Hell fucking yes
>>62034401when are they doing a rerun of the gme banner then
>>62034230>>62034230>>62034230>>62034230>>62034230>>62034230
>>62034407If people start to do that too often they will bring down the regulations hammer. Can't let poorfag retail goyim have fun. Also, many (most?) of them lost money too anyway.
>>62034407It's a collab. No reruns.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>jobless claims meet expectations as Americans find plentiful opportunities in the die for Israel business
>>62034424the street knows the numbers are bogus and are much higherliterally nobody has a job right now
At this point you should just buy oil on Monday and sell on friday
0DTE PUTS ON OPEN WHOS WITH ME??
>>62034432its too late. you needed to buy them yesterdaythe market doesnt make its moves while options markets are open anymore. its always afterhours now. you have to bet and hold that overnight risk
>>62034432>buying options with vix >25Lmao
>>62034432nah brother you are insane in the membrane
>needing to inhale a hot woman's ass crackbuy (female) natural gas
>>62034436you can still buy options, 0dtes trade great still at specific points during the trading daybig hint: its not in the first few hours of the market being open
>>62034398Probably not years but it’s in a correction phase now
>>62034424>more US military in the meat grinder = less lifetime benefits paid outwar is bullish
>>62034436>sell calls on neon green fake market pump days>buy calls back after two days of crab, with maybe one day of blood red reality
I think /smg/ might like this (because of they skin color)https://youtu.be/GKckbawOVeU?si=Rz9T1NL0NqMbepkr
>the no more wars guy is going to retard tweet all day about his new warvery tiresome
>>62034317An unrealistic characterization.They are religious in the way the Borgia Popes were religious, they’re mostly just corruptionmaxxers in terms of the leadership.If they were really religious then the son doesn’t make any sense according to their prophecies. Maybe the rank and file are religious in the way the average NKVD officer was communist, but at the top they’re just pragmatic kleptocrats with the odd true believer.
>>62034459dunno why people still whine about this shithe didnt build the wall. you retards voted for him again after he proved he doesnt do what he promises and is just a liarstop crying
>>62034467He pretty openly stated that he'd suck Netanyahu's cock even harder in his second term and people voted for him anyway. Now he's doing exactly what he said he'd do and people are acting shocked. Like what the fuck did you expect?
>>62034296>US winning this warWhat's the conditions for winning and losing?
>>62034461>Maybe the rank and file are religious in the way the average NKVD officer was communist, but at the top they’re just pragmatic kleptocrats with the odd true believer.I'd argue that Old Bolsheviks were true believers, Trotsky, Lenin, Stalin. It's just that reality forced their hand to contradict Marx's bullshit.But Iran is a different case, it's theocratic. But I am more curious how loyal are the masses.
>>62034478the condition for winning is to say you won
like, think about it. its really simple. as soon as you declare victory, the other side has to prove they havent lost and are just coping. its genius
>France's Finance Minister Roland Lescure revealed on Wednesday that between 30 and 40 per cent of Gulf refining capacity has been damaged or destroyed by Iran's retaliatory strikes>Lescure warned it could take up to three years to restore damaged facilities, and several months to restart those that were urgently shut down>Meanwhile, Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni has travelled to Algeria for emergency energy talks, seeking to secure increased gas deliveries to Italy as the country scrambles to replace lost LNG supplies from Qatar.
>>62034478Winning = Iran does not have the capacity to bomb every cunt in the region and lock down the hormussy anymoreLosing = US bases in the region are destroyed and abandoned, US loses allies and is forced to retreat from the Middle East
>>62034483many people are saying this
what is this pattern called
>>62034488So far it seems like a stalemate then.
>>62034478>winningbangin' 7-gram rocks and finishing them
>>62034483If war happened exclusively on xitter that would be a good strategy
>>62034487You know, maybe green energy is not so bad. If only we could harness enough of it.Wouldn't need to involve in this bullshit.
>>62034502Well if you want to rage more I should let you know the money we have spent on unprofitable hyper scaling AI datacenters in 2025 could have been used to fund 20 large nuclear reactors
>>62034492Dunno, I trade based on my intuition which I trained by staring at charts 12 hours a day for the past 7 years. All those patterns and lines are invented by Jews in order to limit our true potential.
>>62034487I'm happy PBR bagholder.
>>62034510are ya winning now son
exit liquidity when?
>>62034513Yeah, I already recouped losses from holding ETFs by trading with 1% of my portfolio today.
i thought the war was over and we won
>>62034306>average Defrag map start
>>62034522we won but we wanna win a bit more first
>>62034522we voted for this
>>62034522you don't want to keep winning?
>>62034530I'm getting tired of winning all the time. Where's the thrill?
>>62034530>>62034527>>62034526i just want to get outgive me my lost 30% back and i will be gone
>>62034522It's a special military operation. We did win though
>>62034488Sounds like this is going to be a long war with no clear winner or loser then.
>>62034543And I want to insert my tongue into the gaping asshole of my 46 year old Latina neighbour, but that's not going to happen either.
>>62034543suck it up. we already won once this morning. I expect to win at least 2 more times today.
>>62034545Long oil/commodities then.
>>62034551i always have to take a big shit right around market open and im trying to hold it in today so i can manage some positions quickly
>>62034544You don't win a mission. You accomplish it.
>>62034552Likely will on Friday.
>>62034548kek>>62034551won by sucking cocks for money?
kek oil baggiesscott bussy is getting richer shorting you
>OpenAI puts erotic chatbot plans on hold ‘indefinitely’bearish beyond belief
BUDDY BUDDYLOOK AT HYG COMPUTER
>>62034570One of few things AI could make a return on investment, I would say.
I can't believe there are people ITT trying to fight Scott Buttstuff while he's shorting oil and making money retards are trying to go long oil because for some reason they think they know more than this faggot with tons of experience boss.
>>62034570It's up to the Chinks to give us our AI-powered VR sexbots now. Or maybe it always was
>he didn't buy $RVI
>>62034574>>62034570Wasn't that idiot's initial idea that chatgpt would be free for all but the wealthly who would fund its use for the masses with massive fees ala a bloomberg terminal?
>>62034578Did you shill it with an image of a cute anime girl?
ORANGE NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRTWEET THAT YOU GIVE UP ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62034574> One of few things AI could make a return on investment, I would say.Unironically, that’s how the internet blew up.
>>62034590if he abruptly tweeted we were exiting iran, market would tank harderiran has no incentive to stop having the strait be their new expensive tollbooth
>>62034590that tweet is scheduled for tomorrow night
>>62034594Boots on the ground will be a circuit breaker day.
>>62034594We should be collecting the tolls, I recommend we completely occupy all of Irans south coast, and charge everybody like $2 per barrel shipped through the whore-moose.
>>62034562I think trump does it for free. hell he might even pay to do it.
>>62034590Buddy there are 31 Iranian Brigadier generals operating independently and they have nuke shit and no one knows where it is.The party is just getting started and if you can’t see that you’re retarded. No one is letting Israel get nuked.
>>62034597i dont think boots on the ground will happen either, they are just sending people to the area but wont actually enter
What is propping up the market so much??We should be way lower by now.
>>62034603They still want to invade that island but Iran fortified the hell out of it. Including placing a ridiculous number of mines
>>62034604> What is propping up the market so much??miggers
>>62034604the jews bro
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62034594Not gonna happen. Oman or uae or Saudis could also "close" it if they want. Also it's bad for business so Arabs will not play along
>>62034610
>>62034605They aren't going for Kharg, they will target Qeshm and Larak, the 82nd Airborne Division works with special forces, they will cordon off the area outside the nuclear facility where the enriched uranium is while special forces retrieves it or renders it inert
>>62034610LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
um guys
The market can remain retarded longer than you can remain solvent
>>62034614sus grey shirt
STOP THE FUCKING COUNT
>>62034604We're in a bubble
>>62034623slurp?
How do you think orange man will react when the stock market tanks and he gets a historical assfucking in the midterms?
>>62034619cute
>>62034623>jeetsoft gets jeetedColor me surprised. Co-pilot is trash and yet Jeetsoft pushes all their employees to use it and sloppify all their code.
>>62034626all ai companies will be crashing for a while
WTFWT
>>62034626>investing in a company run by a former jam boyshitty ditty boss.
>>62034626Microsoft turned to shit
>>62034627the stock market is fake news and everyone will get unbelievably rich soon
>>62034630Every time a jeet is out in change they poo all over the company. Aka extract all the value and run it into the ground.
>>62034632Why is the dump so small??
>>62034627"Um, we are at war so I am postponing the midterms"
my shorts are printing
>>62034623IT CROSSED THE MOON PHASE ASTROLOGY LINE HOLY SHIT
>>62034637doesn't even have to be the whole company. first hand I've seen them crash entire departments which still destroyed the company.
>>62034639Dunno, but I just made another 15 EUR on this volatility.
>>62034610Based
a reminder to anyone not buying dips -- the line only goes updon't be the only one not dipping when the same exact pattern has happened dozens of times in the past two years.
In other news: META baggies lmao. Told you so.
>>62034623
>>62034656look at all these well-run companies with zero complaints about how they have changed in recent years
>>62034247The IRGC leadership is definitely fractured and possibly totally destroyed but they've given contingency plans to the soldiers and proxies. At this point, I think usa has to just kill anyone willing to pick up a gun in Iran to completely destroy morale.
i want to kill jews
>>62034659>no one complained when ballmer was in charge
>>62034662wasn't that the golden age
>pumpingdid we win again?
>>62034662https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE
>>62034669We always had won champ, panicans BTFO yet again.Market just needed to form a double bottom for the astrologists.
>>62034661the redpill and pepe the frog agrees :D
>>62034662>windows XP/7>xbox 360>clippypeak Microsoft
>>62034669I hate the new market reality. Every time it pumps I look to see if orange retard has said something
hiw so i buy vcx
>>62034677>vista
>>62034678>He doesn't trust the planI for one would never doubt God Emperor Trump's mandate of heaven!
>Hedging is the act of opening and closing opposing positions on the same or similar financial instrument(s) at similar times, by Acting in Concert with others, possibly Connected Accounts, for the purpose of manipulating the Trading Platform for gain. >Hedging is strictly prohibited on the Plus500 platform. >Should you require further information, please don't hesitate to contact us.There's a new rule in their ToS and it does say you can't open positions in opposing directions with the intent to somehow change the margin and whatever bullshit (I didn't fully get it, which is why I asked them)So to make it simple, I asked, to be sure, if it's in general prohibited. Text above is the reply. The new rule didn't seem to against hedging in general. It could have easily said "Hedging is not allowed". But also hedging itself doesn't have the defining character of MANIPULATING the trading platform (which was the crucial part I was unsure about, but he now made it a defining trait of hedging)Absolute dogshit response.
>GLND already halted
What did Trump Truth™ now? Why are we pumping?
>>62034623I don't understand, they have a yesman CEO who is replacing everyone with Indians, what could possibly go wrong?
Is Potash worth investing into now that fertilizer has been priced in?
>>62034679I have been praying for people to stop buying our debt for the better part of a decade
>>62034686no trump tweet, people just looked at outside, took a deep breath, and realized life is beautiful
>T-10 TIL TRUMP OPEN HIS ORANGE HOLE
>>62034674What a classic.
>>62034686The market huffed copium again
GAUZ
Trump is not dumping us til market close for the weekend.
>>62034584Why the fuck would I do that when I could gate keep and then spam it later so you fomo and pump my bags?
>>62034570it's over
whats the news
the news is that nothing ever happens
>>62034706THIRTY SIX HOURS 5 MINUTES AND 10 SECONDS UNTIL YOU DIE IRAN
You can clearly see insiders got the good news early that's why we're slightly pumping.And you're not going balls deep long right now?You can lead a smigger to water, but you can't make him gains.
>>62034714
>>62034718real?
I boughted(bigly)
I would like to just say NIGGER!needed that out of my system
>>62034467B-b-but muh woke...
>>62034690There's no potash shortage
>>62034726Happens. Feel better?
>>62034718haha so true buying more SOXS god bless
Trump lied, people died
>Tasnim Agency Citing A Source Says Iran Officially Sent Last Night Its Response To The U.S. Proposal Consisting Of 15 Items Via Intermediaries; Tehran Is Now Awaiting The Other Party's Response To Its Stance On The U.S. Proposal
>>62034352investing is just socially accepted gambling
>>62034736Where did he lie?
>>62034726you should get banned for thatonly I am aloud to say the n-word in a purely financial context ITT
Ahh haha how can MU turn into such a piece of steaming dogshit the moment I buy it lol
>>62034736>People
>>62034740Didn't he just say that he was offered a position of ayatollah by Iranian government
I would like to announce that I have an announcement to make when we do the next thread. Please look forward to it. Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
It pisses me off that US casualties are so low in this war. There should be thousands of dead mutts by now.
>>62034748will it start with the letter N or no?
>>62034747Well isn't that how those tribal governments of the desert operate? Like if you kill the leader you get to become the new leader boss?
>>62034748I need to know otherwise I'm not looking forward to nuffin
>>62034748and I'm not your boss scoundrel
TKD
STOP DUMPING MUPGJEWS
>NYT: 13 U.S. BASES IN MIDDLE EAST DAMAGED BY IRANIAN STRIKES, SOME NOW UNFIT FOR OPERATIONS THOUSANDS OF TROOPS EVACUATED TO HOTELS, CIVILIAN SITES, AND RELOCATED ABROAD
>The FUD holding OIL from mooningMar 03: "We won the war."Mar 07: "We defeated Iran."Mar 09: "We must attack Iran."Mar 09: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."Mar 11: "We must attack Iran."Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."Mar 13: "We won the war."Mar 14: "Please help us."Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip – step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."Mar 20: "The strait will open itself."Mar 21: "Allies must open the Strait of Hormuz. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait."Mar 22: "Iran is dead now."Mar 23: "Having productive talks with Iran; postponing energy grid attacks for 5 days."Mar 23: "I cannot tell you who we are negotiating with in Iran because Israel will kill them."Mar 24: "Jared sent them a 15-point plan they will never accept, so everyone calm down."Mar 24: "They are giving us a bonus gift too."Mar 24: "They wanna talk to JD."
>>62034750Don't worry once boots are on the ground we will start to get some friendly fire kino from the USAF .
>>62034781The real reason is governments shorting futures
>>62034785You are probably right. Retailniggers don't move things that much, institutions do.
>>62034737>citing "a source">iranaian counter offer no listedMeaningless
>>62034788I agree. The algos don't seem to think so, though
>>62034779>TROOPS EVACUATED TO HOTELS, CIVILIAN SITES, AND RELOCATED ABROADlol, this evoked the image of a U.S. military diaspora, I bet Europe's politicians would have put a stop to those boats
>>62034781goodwe want low oil price
>>62034787Oil barely moves recently and even when it did it would stay within and range and immediately drop when it got above that, that's a clear sign of market manipulation
Regardless, shit will hit the fan Friday.
Almost 20 minutes late. I hate this orange faggot. Start your meetings on time.
>>62034785Also true. I wonder what this orange nigger thinks he’s going to accomplish from all this.
>>62034797They way to achieve that is to end the war not prolonging it while draining reserves to short the market since that will just increase demand down the line to fill them back up
>>62034806where are you watching?
>>62034806He's busy glazing his lips with Netanyahu cum, be patient
>"We have the greatest mine sweeping ability">"We have the greatest mine sweeping ships"That is a bold faced lie, we don't have dedicated mine sweeping ships. Does this idiot think people can't just google fact check him?
>>62034810Financial juice has the feed
>>62034815Why are they talking about mines anyway, I thought there are no mines in the hormussy. Ships allied with Iran are passing through it just fine
>>62034820They are trying to pretend that there aren't submarines laying mines
>>62034815Israel just killed the Iranian admiral charged with blocking the strait.WE WON
look at this goy trying to deal in the real world >>62034781meanwhile the big boys are shorting futures
>>62034820Even if there are no mines its a gamble to cross simply because there might be
>>62034806What even is the point of listening to his ramblings? Here's what he'll say>we are winning like no one has ever won before>Iran is decimated>Iran has no leaders>those non-existent leaders want a deal really badly>they better make a deal or they'll be even more decimated! (after market close tomorrow) >NATO needs to help but we don't need their help because we already won>but NATO better come in and help!There, I saved you some time.
>>62034706>whats the newsIran will get 2 more days, until Sunday 6 pm (Florida Time) so Trump can go play golf.
>>62034820Iran takes the ships on a different route, analysts have said this is Iran 'instilling fear' and 'showing dominance' but it could be because the normal route is mined
>go outside today>gas prices went DOWNuhhh oilsissies? our response?
>>62034837>YOU HAVE 48 HOURS + 5 DAYS + 2 DAYS TO OPEN THE POOL, THAT I ALREADY WON, THAT I DON'T NEED, THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT, THAT'LL OPEN ITSELF EVENTUALLY, OR I WILL BOMB YOUR CIVILIAN ENERGY GRID
the school defense is such a cop out
>most of his savings is in the equity of american corporations
I sold so now we can pump
>>62034858>in equitiesThat should be called investments, not savings.
>>62034820They have underwater drones patrolling the main body my migga and missiles nearby. I haven't heard anything about them using mines (yet). Ships allowed to pass through are taken along a back route, between an island and the iranian shore.
>>62034858is that a bad thing now?
I gotta stop buying before 10:30
During the 1980's oil crisis it took tankers going through the strait(Tanker War) with aid from an international coalition of warships to resume trade, tankers were still constantly damaged but it worked, such a thing seems less likely nowadays given the advancement in technology, especially the advent of unmanned surface vehicles which Ukraine used to destroy Russia's Black Sea Fleet, it will also be much harder because nations involved in those operations like Britain have severely reduced their naval capacity
my dogshit positions are almost green, is it happening?
>>62034879what do you have
PUT THE FUCKING HOT POCKET DOWN AND BAKE A NEW THREAD YOU FUCKING JANNY WHAT ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR FFS BOSS!
>US President Trump: Iran Is Begging To Make A Deal, Not Me
>>62034888did they stop believing him? there is no reaction to it
>>62034895Yeah this isn't good for me if the market finally figured him out
What are the market implications of Trump pulling out of NATO? How can I profit from this?
>>62034895Considering tech is dumping and defensive sectors and energy is up today, I think it's fair to say no one believes that he is claiming
>>62034897URNM
>>62034836>we are winning like no one has ever won beforenot yet>Iran is decimatedCHECK>Iran has no leadersCHECK>those non-existent leaders want a deal really badlyCHECK>they better make a deal or they'll be even more decimated! (after market close tomorrow) >NATO needs to help but we don't need their help because we already wonCHECK>but NATO better come in and help!CHECK6/7 kek
>>62034152What the fuck is this. I don't know what the fuck calls are and how I even have them. I thought I sold all my GME for profit but it turns out I have 45 calls left. Can someone explain this shit to me like I'm retarded
They can't hold oil down much longer. When it blows up backyard derricks will become profitable again.
>Trump: If we make the right deal then I’ll open up the strait
I hate holding things like this, goes up, down a little, up more, down a lot, up a lot then crabs.And never enough to make money, maybe like $50 off $500 in.
>>62034897EU defence might pump a little, but will retrace back because EU is retardedUS defence might dump, but will retrace back because US is retardedoverrall nothingburger
I should've just been swing trading USO this entire past month
>>62034904Its obvious we don't have the military capacity to force Iran to open the straight
>>62034912Trump was saying HE closed down the straight, and will open it back up to Iran.
Holding MU be like...
>>62034902YOU KEEP SAYING THIS!IT WON'T HAPPEN!IT'LL CRASH BEFORE NORMIES MAKE MONEY!!!!
>>62034897NATO countries will start to buy non US and Israeli defense systems to avoid relying on them or getting supply chain attacked . Long any defence companies in Canada, the EU ,Britain and the Nordics
SoFi website is being a piece of shit. I need to sell a CC while AAPL is up goddamit!
The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.
I like how Trump has openly admitted no one was prepared for Iran to attack its neighbours, America has been planning this for nearly HALF A CENTURY and they didn't think Iran might attack the American bases on their doorstep
>>62034858>He bets against American corporations that literally power his ability to write this dumb ass post
>>62034924Almost forgot about to mention turkshit . heard good things about Turkish weapons on /k/
>>62034897the euro economy takes a beating because the EU governments can't handle any more spending without raising taxes even more or reducing their welfarethe us economy takes a beating because the MIC loses customers
>>62034904>I AM IN CONTROL OF THE STRAIT AND CAN OPEN AND CLOSE IT AT WILLHoly cope
>market dumping even while Trump's doing his usual "we won, they're negotiating" spieluhoh bros I think the goyim have figured it out
>>62034869Putting all your savings into one asset category is risky as fuck and has always been considered as such. All-in on the S&P500 is a very recent strategy. Putting money into treasury and municipal bonds, having cash ready, having some metals, real estate, etc is the normal thing and it's what let's you build up wealth that let's you ride through the ups and downs over a long period. Nobody knows when the next 1929 is and you'll have to bag hold your stocks for 30 year before breaking even. Happened to Japan Japan probably everyone thought it was rock solid. Probably happening to Korea right now,.
>IT'S JUST A LITTLE DETOUR!!!
Why is the market holding up so well? What's behind this?
>US President Trump: Iran War Was A Test For NATO>- To NATO: “Remember This In A Number Of Months From Now”Glad we failed
Why don't we just dig a canal through Syria and Iraq? Call it Trump canal.
>>62034944People pricing in a sudden resolution to the conflict.
>>62034938Or all the "if they don't make a deal we're going to unleash hell on Iran" stuff is spooping the market
vance is such a fanook
>>62034948>Iraq
>>62034944you call this well? i am literally dying
>>62034938>Attack, attack, attack>Admit nothing, deny everything>No matter what happens, claim victory (and never admit defeat)No. He just needs to repeat the same lie a few more times. It's bound to work sooner or later. Would Roy Cohn lie to him?
>>62034958It should be dumping like crazy with all the shit going on right now
>>62034948kek Iraq is gone dawg, gone. Black hawk droned gone.
>>62034948Faggler tier suggestion
>>62034958
>>62034938that just means they'll figure out something else to say for mondaydon't hold puts over the weekend gents
Muh noooks!
>>62034967Thank you, I was pretending to have the same kind of retardation boss
>>62034946What does he want anyway. US itself is not doing much so far.
>>62034975The ability to blame others. Now he can't do it. Whenever they fail it's just the US.
>Trump: We'll make a great deal and open up the Strait again,but if they don't take the deal, we'll have to blow up these sandniggers until they accept.pretty crazy to say that
Actually over forever
Nigger presidentNigger marketNigger Thursday
>>62034975At the very least verbal support for the war I guess, instead of just saying "my name's Paul and this shit's between y'all" leave us the fuck out of it.
Pltr dumps 3.5 the second I buy calls
damn look at the meta computer
You can actually see the retardation.
>>62034980add nigger march to that
>/smg/ seething about blompf This general has become very gay
so normally april is a dump monthnow that we dumped since half a year already will it be a pump month this time?
>>62034992Classic symptoms of excessive Netanyahu cum consumption
>half of what they're saying is just stroking trump's cockgoddamn, being in that cabinet is just a complete humiliation ritual
>>62034979Yes as I have said the 82nd Airborne works with special forces to cordon off an area while special forces does their objective, which is the enriched uranium supposedly in the Isfahan nuclear site
>>62034979grim news
>>62034994Are you watching? Its very cringy. Its very transparently a sell.
for me, it's natural (female) gas
Adam Button wants to kill himself by now.
>>62034994I don't understand why, this guy is fucking awesome. I wish I could be more like him boss.
bump
baggies got bogged so hard they cant bake
>>62034994/ptg/ is your safe-space containment thread migger
>>62034998The best part is it torpedoes their future careers because they'll be tied at the hip to this administration.Any one of them running for any elected position would have so much attack ad material. Its why Rubio always has that dead look in his eyes. He know's he's fucked for life.Vance is just happy to be there at all thanks to Thiel.
>openly chimping out about the media not sucking Trump's cock enough live on TVkek
>>62034987morning babe. red numbers today. i know you're worried about things but i think good news is coming soon, try to be positive.
>>62035013your seethe just makes you look like a complete pants on the head, cock taking up the ass, butthurt limp dick liberal boss.
Why we mad when SOXL up bigly?
>>62035014Probably true. Especially you can see it in Lubio's eyes.
>>62035017No, some of these media outlets are straight up wishcasting for the US to loseMSM does not deserve respect
>>62035017Name someone more cringe than this christcuck. I'll wait
>>62034994>"Wow another pointless middle eastern war disrupting global energy is really upsetting you guys huh?"obviously
>>62035014i thought he just looked like that
>>62035024stop the cap
>>62034998Someone find the clip where Miller is sucking off Trump for 5 minutes straight then Trump turns to Kash and goes "wow that'll be hard to top" and then Kash starts sucking him off as wellFeels like being able to watch a Stalin era Politburo meeting
There was an extrmely long legged doji that triggered my "Trump said something" indicator and low and behold it's that gay cabinet meeting.At least my broken wing was to the downside.
>>62035031WAIT I WAS LOOKING AT SOXS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62035017I still don’t think we get an invasion until he gets fired.You need to seek the people on it and he is the absolute worst person to do it.
>>62035024Assuming you meant SOXS
>>62035029>pointlessOof. You are wrong!
>>62035029there there. do i have to be as angry as you though dear?
>>62035017Scott Bessent is speaking soon right? I think they said that maybe 20m ago or so.
>>62034994>>62035007You guys are suffering from tds (trump dick sucking)
>>62035038Yeah my B I just woke up, typed in "SOXL" to my address bar, and it autofilled with the URL to SOXS
>>62035029Enough of your antisemitism.
Finally a /smg/ thread that goes to page 10 before some retard bakes a new one
>>62035045I mean I've been calling for us to bomb Iran ITT for about 7 years now and this guy gave me my wish not once but twice boss. <3
>>62035017How much hair gel does this Norwooding faggot use per day
>>62035006>begging for that big D
>>62035014Scaramucci says the rumour is Vance won't run, he's not that stupid. Young guy and has to get the stink of this off him (he can't). Rubio is caught though lmfao
>>62035051baggie has at least been consistent. even babe waffled here.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHWTF WTF WTFAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62035045Nope. Just not going to cry like a baby when I am getting exactly what I voted for
>>62035056>>62035014Rubio is the best Secretary of State in a very long time
THIS IS SO MUCH WINNING
>>62035060>exactly what I voted forI never knew senator Graham posted here
SMCI ded, huh?
ZOOOOOOMBIEZOOOOOOMBIEZOOOOOOMBIE-IE-IE-IE-OH
>>62035029love you babe, with all my heart.
wen pamp?
Incoherent rambling time
>>62035067ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
>>62035079afterhours so you can't participate
>>62035080THIS IS NOT ENOUGH
>>62035082You can with a real brokerage like Fidelity
>>62035082futures say hello
>>62035082and when should i kms? when we start seeing double digit losses or better now so i dont have to live through that shit
Honestly, there should only be one smg per trading day, it makes no sense to have 10 different ones shitting up the board at any given time.
If this line breaks I'm gonna fucking LOSE IT
>>62035082
>>62035090HE'S LOSING IThttps://youtu.be/u31thuMehjM?si=N1drFMxi9aBdM_8P
>>62035089completely agree, it's the bump limits that are the issue though. should be time based instead or something
>>62035090>trend lines>when all indexes currently trade 1:1 along oil priceslollmao
>>62035093There are generals on this site that don't bake until page 9
It's over I should've just kept it simple shorting tech
>>62035090Today's put wall is 6500 on your spx cousin so spy 650 is going to be defended.
>>62035089Well, crypto shills are mostly gone so it's slow.Where is /cmg/ anyway.
>>62035089honestly yeah1 smg for after hours before open and 1 for openand maybe one for weekendsbut like a year ago we didn't even have /smg/ on /biz/ lmao
This guy has gotta go man
>Up day>LNG stocks pump>Down day>LNG stocks pump harderDo you not like risk free returns?
>>62035097this is what we should strive for (and by we i mean the bakers, i don't bake)
>>62035089The bump limit is too low on /biz/. They should increase it to 600.
>Price staying relatively stable in the midst of all this shit>Chart is pretty decent in general>Earnings improving>Recent analyst upgradeTake a look at KRMD. Downside seems pretty limited, and you can always set a stop-loss to protect yourself against a wild swing down.
Japan talking about using national reserves to naked short the oil markets. Dear oh dear oh dear...
WHAT YOU WAITING WHAT YOU WAITING WHAT YOU WAITING FORTICK-TOCKTICK-TOCKTICK-TOCKTICK-TOCK
>>62035097What are you saying? Page count is irrelevant.. It's about getting the new thread up before this one's off the catalogue. >>62035096It's not like I worship them they're just handy autolines from top/bottom and trend >>62035099My condors are 650-660 with a 655 butterfly too, but I wanted to leg into another for tomorrow. I grabbed the cheap call on the dip, but it's getting cheaper.. Need a bounce to sell against it and get the bear call spread side of the condor.
>>62035104i should've bought when it was at 2.800but NATGAS trading is so fucking retarded they pump when they should be dumping and vice versa
>>62035100Aside from crypto the only thing I got right now is USO and its the only green line I have atm
>>62035103Seethe more
>>62035113The US just did that and it worked
>>62035113US is currently doing this
>>62035113Japan is weighing a controversial plan to intervene in the crude oil futures market to arrest the yen's slide, marking an unorthodox shift in strategy as conventional tools lose traction against inflation and dollar strength. Key details of the proposal include:Mechanism: The government plans to tap its $1.4 trillion foreign exchange reserves to build short positions in oil futures (potentially on NYMEX, ICE, or Dubai platforms), aiming to lower prices and reduce dollar demand. Rationale: Policymakers view speculative surges in energy prices, driven by the Middle East crisis, as a primary driver of the yen's weakness, which monetary easing and verbal intervention have failed to contain. Context: This move follows Japan's decision to partially release oil stockpiles in coordination with the International Energy Agency to cushion supply disruptions. Skepticism: Analysts and government sources question the plan's efficacy, noting that temporary effects may not offset fundamental dollar strength and that international coordination is likely necessary. Cost: Experts suggest Japan may need to spend $10 billion to $20 billion for the intervention to have a noticeable impact, risking significant losses if oil prices continue to rise. Finance Minister Satsuki Katayama has signaled this creative approach by explicitly blaming speculative moves in crude oil futures for swaying the foreign exchange market, with the yen approaching the psychologically important 160 line against the dollar.
I haven't seen any poats from our mist prominent oil schizo this week . I hope he wasn't forced out of his position before the squeeze
>>62035092>song ruinid for me because I've gooned too many timesdon't start with goon pmvs, they're too addicting
>>62035115>What are you saying? Page count is irrelevant.. It's about getting the new thread up before this one's off the catalogue.Look at the catalogue, there are 4 /smg/ threads
>>62035051Are you Jewish? >>62035060Shut up queer we know your view points change to whatever trump does and then you say that’s what you voted for
>>62035119Do you understand what will happen when the oil squeeze happens, the strait stays closed, and these positions are naked!How the FUCK do you have any business in investing.
>Oil just keeps poompingStop the count. STOP THE FUCKING COUNT
>>62035113I can't wait to goback and do JapanGive me lot of brand new fansOsaka, TokyoYou harajuku girls Damn you've got some wicked stylehttps://youtu.be/f5qICl3Fr3w?si=0-SBHR68IODI8qn8&t=218WHAT YOU WAITING FOR
natgas oooooooooo
>>62035128Yeah, I agree it's retarded. Just saying the underlying mechanical issue is the bump limit. Not only does the current situation clutter the catalogue but it makes it harder to track what happened for the day
Is everyone afraid to bake now, after yesterday?
>>62035127Bro...
>>62035118He's gonna job alright.
>>62035135Mogged by Marinahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG2kgNR_klQ
>market finally realizing that the orange migger lied to them again
>>62035115As of right now tomorrow's spx negative gamma is also sitting at 6500.Personally though I'm hanging out in the thread right now because I don't want to do my own butterflies when Trump is talking but you do you.
>>62035132>oil squeezewon't happen
Metaculous>>62035152WHO
>>62035132The positions aren't naked, the department of energy and Japanese government both have massive stockpiles of oil. So do private oil companies.I don't remember the exact mechanism of what's happening but several oil companies are taking out oil barrel denominated loans from the SPR, so the SPR will be filled up and they will make a ~20% ROI (1.2 barrels in future production received for every barrel loaned)
>>62035145No needless breads! End the spambaking and threadsplitting now!
wait wtf, we are almost at 500
>TRUMP ON STOCK MARKET: THOUGHT IT WOULD GO DOWN MOREWe are fucked aren't we
>>62035168NopeTrump wonYou lost
V-covery on the way
Haha fuckyeah more cheapies
>Mortgage giant Fannie Mae will soon accept crypto-backed homebuying loans>Fannie Mae is set to soon begin accepting cryptocurrency-backed mortgages, according to an announcement on Thursday from mortgage originator Better Home & Finance and the crypto exchange Coinbase Global>Individuals will apply for regular 15- or 30-year mortgages with Better that conform to the standards for Fannie Mae backing, but instead of paying a cash down payment the homebuyer will receive a separate loan backed by their Bitcoin or USDC holdings.>Better said Thursday that its new crypto-backed mortgages will have "no margin calls" and "no top-ups," noting that if the price of Bitcoin drops, the mortgage terms will remain stable with no additional collateral requirements and "market movements alone never trigger liquidation.">The company also said that individuals pledging BTC or USDC instead of paying a cash downpayment will only be at risk of liquidation in the event of a 60-day payment delinquency, which Better noted is similar to current Fannie Mae-conforming mortgage standards.
>Retards ITT are losing their ass trying to trade oil when they could have listened to me and bought ASIX on on the 6th and collected 20% in gains plus a dividend.lmao you fucking suck at this shit don't you boss.
guys we have to ration our posts. Don't shitpost, only quality posts now
>>62035145It's not even page 4 yet, much less page 9.
>>62035089Agreed, don't see the need for a new one every 310 replies. Though idk if there's a reply limit. Bump limit is irrelevant since anyone that actively comes here either has these threads filtered to the top or uses the search bar to find them
There's an image limit, it makes sense to bake a new when you hit that also
>the "present" related to the strait of hormuz Trump mentioned this week was just letting through a few Pakistani tankers>no proof of this actually happening on shipping trackers>oil still going upLMAOMAO
>>62035179>Scout voice: "Yeah yeah, thanks"
>>62035186K getting 55 images ready for the spammening
>>62035186
>US President Trump On Iran “Present”: Iran Gave US Eight Boats Of Oil>- 8 Tankers Loaded With Oil Were Going Up Hormuz Strait, Were Pakistani Flagged>- Iran Sent 10 Tankers In AllSo what, he stole pakistani oil now or what?
>being in cash
>>62035198I think it means they let pakistan get their tankers out of the gulf unharmed and untaxed
>>62035155What is your interpretation on the gamma exposure at 6500?And I had ~1:15 risk:reward on the butterfly when I grabbed it initially on Monday, so it's whatever just riding it to near close tomorrow. It was just a fun moonshot but if SPY close at $655 Friday imma print money. Might close early though.
When are we getting a V-inducing tweet?
>>62035204Tomorrow
Good lord MSFT is dipping even further
>>62035202At best that's a gift for Pakistan. Could have made them pay for it.
>>62035208after market closes
>>62035168>“Frankly, I thought the oil prices would go up more and I thought the stock market would go down more,”The algos are going to love this
>>62035193oh noo please don't spam, we have to stay focused and clear to monitor the stock market!
GAUZ rocket
>>62035209Several anons tried to warn you about this yesterday
>>62035203It's more negative looking today through 6500 than tomorrow but tomorrow has more positions at 6500 itself. So there's more risk of blowing through and downdown 6500 today, and makers delta hedging at 6500 tomorrow should be more effective as pin/resistance.
>>62035227what's the story behind this shitcoin?
>>62035208Can't wait to end the week green
>>62035236>>62035236>>62035236
METAbros?MUbros?do I slurperino?
>>62035029babe i wish you'd forgive me. or tell me what you're mad about, because i can't think of anything i've done that would set you like this. i've always wanted to be near you and you know that, since i met you. trust me a little and let me show you what i'm good at. let me back into your heart and i'll make sure we are happy.
>>62035227you've been posting since it was like 2$ or something so you can't fool us that you're making money
Yea this is exactly what I voted for>Retarded youtube influencers running key roles>5.00$ gas>New war>Higher debt and higher budget>More inflation and tariffs >Less manufacturing >Illegals still everywhere On the bright side at least there is few less feds for a bit
>>62035232I have never bought MSFT>>62035233nice, where are you getting the data?
>>62035253English is the official language of the country doe
>>62035263Menthorq but all gex data is pretty much proprietary because they have to model (read guess) at who's taking what side of the long/short options.
>>62035302>all gex data is pretty much proprietary because they have to model (read guess) at who's taking what side of the long/short options.Yeah that's kinda why I was asking. I get raw data from databento but the best I can do is proxy approximation
I honestly didn't know threads could get this longAre we in a bread famine?Is this truly the end of days?
>>62035445critical skilled baker shortageneed immigration of skilled bakers to /smg/
