second deadline edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62032376
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Is uranium worth investing into. Some of these companies have negative EPs and they keep going up.
>>62033276HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
I'm shorting tech...to the death
so it's war, then
> futures
>>62033282Always was.
>>62033286You do good work.We promise to never replace you with AI
>>62033286Cute
>>62033293helen sisters... the troyim...
I'm gonna long tech if SOXS nigger whips me again tomorrow
>>62033281same tbdesu
How much would the DOW fall if Trump invades Iran?
>>62033303priced in
>de-chudification protocol complete.>re-chudification protocol initializing...>please wait>...>...>...>re-chudification protocol complete>welcome back chudNIGGERS and JEWS
>>62033303The DOW would go to 50k>pam bondi.png
>>62033303ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS
>>62033303but we already won that wouldn't make any sense
>>62033303
>>62033310>but we already won that wouldn't make any sense
>>62033299lmao it's funny because it's probably true and common
>>62033282>50k troops>100M iranians>country literally has Mordor geography>no armor to force the land route>no perfect air(drone free)/naval(ships in gulf) superiority to do a naval landingI'm surprised y'all can't recognize one of your own.
>the prophecies that have been foretold
quintuple threes and the market is beat
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2036986672131326340I feel like we're a couple weeks away from it being unveiled it's a full-blown suicide cult running America now and the time to drink the Kool-aid is here
you guys know its about to happen right
>>62033333
>>62033337yeahso what buy to profit
>>62033333Mumus keep walking, this is a Bobo neighborhood.
Is the story the tesla robat at the whitehouse?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkFg9vRQHtY
>>62033333>>62033338
>>62033337We crashin!
is oil about to blow up?
>>62033334It's fucked up. What the fuck is the white house doing? What's the benefit?
>>62033351If they invade I suspect the long term futures curve rises significantly
>>62033343start prepping irl
>>62033337>you guys know its about to happenjust keep ya eye out, like aye aye captain!
So buy brent Friday at 3:45
>>62033334what we looking at here?
>>62033334new boot goofin'
>>62033352glowies do this whenever they get a lil nervousa lil hot under the collar, if you know what im sayin, when social unrest is highsuddenly ufos start getting spotted, mothman is seen outside of little caesars, etc etcthey want the s/x/hizos to be distracted and busy looking at the mobile spinning above the crib so they can finally get some sleep.
>Chinese markets>https://youtu.be/1CGMk_roNaE?si=nm69EpzVCfv5XJRaSeriously why the dumping?
>>62033333checked see you guys at itz over
>>62033365Probably a prelude to this
>>62033376
....only TWO more days, predictions?
>>62033384Nothing notable over the next two days. Over the next two weeks however...
>>6203338748 hour deadline on power plants is in two days
>>62033384Trump wins. Taco.
>>62033397Shame about Mannerino. Liked him better as the schizo of wall street
>>62033376Would be extremely kino ending for the maga era if it ended like this.
>>62033397>this is who is calling you babe
>>62033384Trump launches an invasion of some of the islands near the strait at market close on friday
What would the official theme for the Strait of Hormuz be?>https://youtu.be/vMhlLXpeylE?si=NpKG_kusoj1-s16v
only five /smg/s, crazy
>>62033404https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hEYvdMoF2g
>>62033333Hahaa...Don't open your portfolio tomorrow
>>62033403Don’t know if I should bet on a botch or victory, maybe just stay out of the market. Big gamble either way. IMO he needs more troops, regardless he’s putting troops on an oil bomb.
>>62033404Thats a good one, but for me it's https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T10IXNxQw6o
>>62033397What happened to this guy? Why did he schizo out like this? Did he nuke his portfolio or something?
>>62033404we've been over this 3 times now babe...it's ok i like the song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EExahMsBoWM
>>62033303>I am actively hoping the war escalates and turns into a clusterfuck of destruction in the region so I can "buy the dip"Dear god.. I am a horrible person
Cheeto and the Jews should just draft every man aged 18-45 and get it over with. 30 million american boots storming the shores of busher, taking iranussy and killing the men.
BROWNOIDZ
>>62033440>. 30 million american boots storming the shoresSEND IN THE CHUDS
Asia futures can't make up their minds if they love or hate gold
>>62033404https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNJVqALvWms
i for one am okay paying a little less at the pump if it means our allies in the region have long term stability.seriously, fuck the iranian terrorist regime
>>62033404https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUpVJUBc6tg
>>62033440Should send every illegal there. Have them drain the Iranian economy with somali daycares before having an antibice protest overthrow the current regime
>>62033289Thanks anonhave another 'mal on the house
>>62033450in English the expression is "more at the pump" fren
>>62033466Bullish for lean hogs
>>62033440haha you mean 18-39 righti'm turning 40 and I need zoomussy
>>62033477Get in the ATV, Shinji
I predict oil will go up
>>62033404>>62033410>>62033420>>62033447>>62033453i feel bad for zoomersfinancially speaking though, nasdaq futes just went green.
>>62033477boomers want to take literally fucking everything
Jesus. Ukies are smashing the shite out of Russia's oil infrastructure the last few nights. >Ukrainian suicide drones just struck the Russian oil refinery Kirishi in the St Petersburg region.
>>62033387two more weeks you say.
>>62033490This will definitely make oil cheaper
>>62033486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EZujEVkgS0I'm not a zoomer. Also won't be drafted...
>>62033488Well yeah why would a 75yo boomer just let you be a 40yo banging his 18yo granddaughter's pussy, you didn't think it would be that easy did you?>remembering that time they invented viagra because boomers were hitting their 50s and needed dick pills to creep on teen girlsHahaha
>>62033490Just remove funding from ukraine at this point and let those kikes fry as a wave of russian bodies drowns them.
>>62033488boomers are 60-80, not 40
why is it so quiet did the entirety of /smg/ go broke on two days of scampumping?
>>62033498alright sorry unc. but you gotta admit these zoomers only listen to video game background music. i don't think they know the feeling of finding a new favorite song on the radio.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMsBnGopqkA
>Hormuz closed >Ukraine bombs Russian oil terminal >Largest oil supply shock inHuman history >Oil prices are sub 100
>>62033496Blame Putin for invading, blame trump for raising the oil price and lifting sanctions.Ukies have no choice, they fight for their homes.
>>62033501>remove fundingYou did that already years ago. Migger.
>>62033517there are anons lurking right now that now exactly the best thing to invest in, but choice not to help everyone else doesn't know what they are doing or guessing, this place is a piece of garbage but since of current events I'll continue to lurk and post sometimes until I get bored of it or pending ww3 is resolved
>>62033523Russia bout to come help open that straight
>>62033529They're sending their newest submarine.The moskwa
>Google's TurboQuant causes SNDK/WDC/STX freefallGuys, wtf? Do investors think RAM is storage?
>>62033517I'm busy trading futes, listening to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzbV0XFtLhY
>>62033472now that's a veggie dish I can into.to bad all veggie dishes can be like that it would save cows and chickens and fish
>>62033523I've learned a neat little trick lately...I drew a line between russia and iran and I look up minors from those regions and use those as a proxy for real(tm) oil(tm) price(tm) (proprietary method donut steel)right now they're all dumping so that should give you an indication of where things are going
>>62033524I'll "blame" Trump when oil breaks 200 and I retire all right
>worship on the alter
>>62033523What he supposed to do, just let it go to $300 so /smg/ speculators can get rich (+$4000) and people start macheting each other in the streets?
How do we profit off Russia's incoming collapse?
>>62033535Do you people really sit around listening to videogame music... like not for the (you)s where you know (recognizable track from popular game) will get you (yous), but you're actually at home listening to shit some guy shitted out 10 tracks a night in the 90s from his studio shitbox for $500 because nostalgia?
>>62033533>compressionI'm gonna say this just moved the problem from memory to cpu
>>62033273I made some money swining UUUU, but they aren't a pure uranium play since they also do rare earths.>>62033328The plan is to take over blargh island and claim victory. They can land there with chinooks and amphibians set from Kuwaiti and Saudi shores. The real problem there is the landmines. Drones and missiles from the mainland will not be as effective against infantry spread over large areas.>>62033514>that 40 yo boomer who can't into memes
>>62033551mozart also shitted out 20 songs a night
>>62033551they're really that deprived. then again radio was pretty bad after '08 and it was our fault for downloading music and killing the industry. i'm ready to admit that now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs
>>62033546Wait for the killing to stop. Walk in and claim an industry. Become oligarch. Like always.
what are oil tanker crews doing right now that are stuck in the gulf? they going to get a heck of an ot check huh maybe a book deal
>>62033560>ot checkThey don't get paid much more than /biz/ jannies for the most part.
>>62033273>Is uranium worth investing into. Some of these companies have negative EPs and they keep going up.yeah I think sothey have gone up a lot recently, but I think it will continueI have some automatic buys at -5% and -10% from current prices on URA NLR and URNMthey are actually all different from each other weirdly enough. so they aren't all the same thing. Especially URNM which is really cheap PE uranium miners by sprott which I think is cool. these are the 3 biggest uranium and nuclear ETFsbe careful there's another one, which is really small and low liquidity.yeah, URAN. that one is bad I think.
>>62033563>oil tanker crews don't make good moneyok idiot
>>62033551Not really listening to it as music, proper music is too distracting for me when trading. The more emotionless the better
>>62033556OH A OHI MET YOUR GOYIMOH A OHWHAT DID YOU TELL THEM?VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO GOYVIDEO KILLED THE RADIO GOYIN MY GOYAND IN MY CARWE CANT REWIND GOYS COME TOO FAR
>>62033554anon, im sorry to have to be the one to diagnose you but, you're a retard
>>62033566They don’t, not by western standards anyways.
>>62033555nice trips, but i don't think he did babe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbXGMo-CLMQ
>>62033566>ok idiotPay starts at around $1000pm. How poor are you?
>>62033551>he doesnt listen to vidya boss music as the market opens
>>62033574>>62033578you're both stupid
>>62033583>you're both stupidMaybe so, but we are correct. Why do you think it's all jeets?
Guys I was told this was a vibesession. To be honest I’m not really liking the vibe so far.
Futures?
>>62033589https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q4Gy2Z7xZ0financially speaking, "in the black" means turning a profit.
finanically speaking, kys
>>62033553or GPU or whatever llms use I don't follow ai very closely but compression is no free lunch. resource usage will increase elsewhere to support the compression algos. also while I'm sure this turboquant is great, ai is a bottomless pit at this point
>>62033598>kyshead to feetwont cause a leakfeet to headeveryones dead
>>62033600>ai is a bottomless pit at this pointkinda like human reproduction!
>>62033447oh my god, I'm retarded, how did I miss using THESE for the Strait???>https://youtu.be/TH0VN3Nixwg?si=AX3wpZdBBlMyILXh>https://youtu.be/Yn1cxLMt5nE?si=B9tUYOgZG3B6ZJDA
tech is ruining the world big time fuck gpus cpus ram dram ssd silicone cloud data centers fuck it all does soxs short all that I want to short it to the ground fuck tech
what happened to antijoospammer?he was going for almost 2 weeks straght?did the doctors take his phone away again or did he finally find a sharp object?
>BREAKING> The United Arab Emirates’ military said Thursday local time that its air defenses “are currently responding to incoming missile and drone threats from Iran.”>The country’s defense ministry said on X that “sounds heard are the result of the Air Defence Systems intercepting missiles and drones.”
>>62033623uh oh stinky
>>62033618He got banned for being a disgusting 3rd world aligned europoor from Spain with a gore fetish. It's Spainover.
>>62033635Spain can sail through Hormuz.
Best way to invest 2k in oil ?
>>62033617Based TechNO Bear
>>62033640Local autoparts shop will do a couple gallons of 5w30 for that.
>>62033641I think openAI shutting down SORA is a good indicator of slowing down.
401k fags, put your investments into bonds till this shit is over with.
>>62033646you can do that? what's the penalty
AHHHHH
>>62033648There’s no penalty(broker may charge a fee), you can change your investments at any time.
>>62033635i thought they banned him like several times though.im still going with the doctors took away the phone theory.
>>62033638WILL IT TAKE BOMBS IN MADRID FOR YOU TO HELP US?
>>62033646>buy bonds>when petrodollar unraveling>when gov says its insolvent>when trump wrote college paper on inflating away the debt
>>62033663or a hysa. anything generating guaranteed gains is better than meme economy
WHY ARE WE CRASHING AHHH END THE WAR PLS I WANT TO MAKE IT PLEASE
>the US Postal Service announces an 8% surcharge on all packages to cover rising fuel costsDude what the fuck, this sounds omega giga bearish
>>62033663Alright that’s good for yields, unless you want to keep it in the stock market?
>>62033666thanks for the advice satan, but i will be staying away from credit criminals that can't pay their bills.when we elect an actual conservative instead of a whore giving bussy to Raytheon for shiterceptors (after a decade long war in ukraine proving them useless) or giving gibs, i will consider buying us debt.
>>62033663Earning 3% yield is better than eating a 30% drawdown
how's gold and silver sound for the USD crash?silvers cheap right now
>>62033673>cheap>up 250% YoYI'm half into cash and energy and already trimmed my miners to 1% each. Considering a healthcare etf
>>62033669babe when yields go up the price of your bonds goes down. it goes up too much you can end up taking a loss. if you're bearish right now you should buy cme stock.
>>62033678what about schd?
>>62033673If you love silver at 70 you're gonna love it at 60. Metals are currently moving with the market and get sold off for liquidity when the market dumps.
>>62033501>Just remove funding from ukraineHeh, those are domestic drones. US cut the UKR funding when Trump became president
think we might be looking at a great reset coming up silver and gold will be compatible with the new currency
>>62033689>buy into a fund that already holds bonds,which ones for example? didn't know that was a thing
>>62033682literally everything you can buy is just going beta positive. there are literally zero beta negative investments.
>>62033693Check your 401k provider and what funds they offer. Usually market targets, bond funds, and some have crypto funds.
>>62033686Ukraine actually makes most of their weapons needs domestically now. They just built a factory in Denmark for rocket motors, one in UK for drones, one in Germany for shells. Plus they've expanded their military industry massively in Ukraine. I can't wait to buy firepoint stock. Meanwhile, Russia has gone the other way. Their factories are burning, they are breeding fucking horses and get their shit from north Korea. Comical stuff.
>>62033698you're pretty good at thismaybe need to start tripfagging so we can tell it's you
>>62033667>THE WAR PLSgood news! we already won!
>>62033702There's an etf now. You can win ten times for the same war.
>>62033668The gov wants to prevent panic while firms do what they need to do. Expect more and worse as long as the strait's shut.
what's for breakfast? I'm thinking chineese
My economic theory is that prices of goods have nothing to do with inputs, M2, labour costs etc. Everything is based on vibes. Basically if the media talking heads say the economy is weak and the vibes are bad then merchants will respond by increasing prices.
>>62033667This
BREAKING: Tel Aviv was just hit
>>62033722holy shize it's dumping hard
>>62033397Is this how he looks now? Wtf.
>>62033722>BREAKING: Tel Aviv was just hitbased
-3% day before the weekend? I feel like people might want to go cash just in case Trump does something stupid again.
it's truly amazing the rest of the world would rather suffer a terrible fate than help us
SHE HIT THE FLOOR(she hit the floor)SHAHED GOT LOW LOW LOW LOWLOW LOW LOW LOW
WTI pumping
>>62033743Help you with what?
>>62033743you are right, iranbro
>>62033743Big Donnie doesn't even know what he wants besides unconditional fealty from allies and unconditional surrender from enemies. He's useless as an interlocutor.
>>62033752>>62033754>>62033755the straight has to open back up. other countries are getting completely bent over from its closure. all they had to do was help. they didn't.
>>62033668Women most affected, for real this time.
>>62033755Donnie thought they'll surrender after the first few strikes. Didn't even have a concept of a plan B.
>>62033756There is nothing to help with, big guy.>send your ships out so they can get droned instead of oursYeah, okay.
>>62033756It was open before USA started this war though. Iran shared their demands, USA simply has to accept them and move on instead of expecting the whole world to join this pointless war.
>>62033756>the straight has to open back upYep. Have fun.
>AS A MATTER OF FACT, PETE HEGSETH IS HERE>PETE WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO FELLATE ME FOR THE PRESS
>>62033760yes it would be many orders of magnitude more difficult for Iran's strategy to work while being attacked by 10 or more countries simultaneously>>62033760that's cool bud but in the meantime several countries are getting taken out back and put down.
>>62033760>Iran shared their demands, USA simply has to accept them and move on instead of expecting the whole world to join this pointless war.this also applies to other countries involvedlike the other gulf states which are not happy with iran seizing the straits of hormuz and acting like highway robbers charging a toll fee. Most especially saudi arabia which already hated iran, and really doesn't like this development.It's not just america that has to "accept" whatever iran is trying to push here. The entire world has to deal with iran's reckless and indiscriminate attacks. fertilizer shortages, which iran STILL hasn't fixed or showed any signs of allowing through on humanitarian basis, could cause mass famine in poor countriesrussia tried this shit, bombing ukraine's grain shipments in the early days of the ukraine war. the poor countries chimped out and russia realized they were... bombing food. Bombing food shipments. Yeah, not smart.
>>62033769>several countries are getting taken out back and put down.Because of USA actions. If anything, whole world should ask USA to pay for all the losses and damages caused by their bloodthirst.But it's whatever, I think this is not the place to discuss this anyway. /smg/ is where we scream AAAA and OOOO at charts.
>>62033769serious question: are you a kike?
So, will the oil keep going up?
>>62033742I'm considering selling the stocks I believe in the less
>>62033743Pretty sure the population wants to help you Iran, but our leaders are all pro-US retards who'd rather not do anything
>>62033771None of this was happening until America assassinated their spiritual leader, his family, a hundred odd school children and countless others during diplomatic negotiations.
>JAPAN 2-YEAR YIELD RISES TO 1.315% FOR FIRST TIME SINCE 1996>Japan 5-Year Yield Rises to 1.74%, Record High Since 2000Why does everything have to turn to shit already in 2026? God must have had enough of our shit kek
>>62033769>attacked by 10 or more countries simultaneouslyAttacked with what military assets? Attacking what military assets? Yuros are not shedding blood for an offensive American war, especially not after DJT shit on NATO for years. Stop acting delusional and get it together.>>62033771>It's not just america that has to "accept"Actually it is. Maybe America should've considered that before Iran did what it's doing (racking up toll fees). Donald played himself.>someone think of the food going to all those poor countries!If only America and Israel hadn't preemptively bombed Iran and killed its leader without an extra strategy... would've been nice, huh?
>>62033778At some point.
>>62033778Either way gas prices sure will, XOM is my pick
>>62033742Zion Don might have to preemptively signal a taco Friday
>>62033788Because it may have been the last occasion for the US to start a war for Israel
>>62033797True. It's not often you get a leader this stupid come along. Even in America.
>>62033776Do you want me rip your eyeballs out and play marbles with them?>>62033789nearly every country getting raped by oil has a navy and and air force
>>62033795Irans demands include war reparations and acknowledgement of Irans ownership of the strait. I doubt trump or congress would agree to this.
So are we crabbing?
>>62033800answer the question
>BREAKING: I FARDED AND SHIDDED MY PANTS
>>62033802Trump will dance
>>62033800Any country can buy oil in the region as soon as the US backs off. Which is simpler, the US backing off tomorrow or Iran becoming a bombed out failed state littered with American and Iranian corpses that produces no oil at all for the next decade?
>>62033805Pretty sure he did unless you are down for the marbles
Who want's a free 10x by next Friday? I'll give you one I found, but you'll have to post a rare bobo, snibs, or mumu first.
update: money is literally evaporatinggrim
>>62033815
>>62033817MSPaint style only, I want the good stuff
>>62033816That's terrible, the whole area could become like a tinderbox.
I'm feeling slightly bearish today and tomorrow. Weekend sounds like a wild ride, likely a massive dump or pump on monday open.
>>62033805My bloodline is literally vikings. You're the most cringe possible human for trying to bring this up.>>62033809The us is not backing off until they're our political fren which includes installing a leader we can have dealings with.
>>62033822the vikings didn't start shit then cry when nobody would help them
>>62033823
>>62033786>None of this was happening until America assassinated their spiritual leader, his family, a hundred odd school children and countless others during diplomatic negotiations.It is interesting to me, this kind of special anti americanism, where only america can be evil. In a way, it sort of reaffirms american exceptionalism.In any case, the rest of your post indicates you are brown and also propagandized. Enjoy your hypnotized cheerleading
>>62033809Israel has to back off too, which is less likely to happen
>>62033827Maga is finished on 4chan. Fuck off back to redit. Where you came from.
>>62033823the us gave the world a help us help you offer and they declined. we'll happily obliterate Iran at the expense of all other countries>>62033826Reddit tier.
>>62033789>>It's not just america that has to "accept">Actually it is. Maybe America should've considered that before Iran did what it's doing (racking up toll fees). Donald played himself.Um, noAll the other countries who are affected by what iran is asking for also need to accept.>>someone think of the food going to all those poor countries!>If only America and Israel hadn't preemptively bombed Iran and killed its leader without an extra strategy... would've been nice, huh?Um, right, but that's on iran. Iran chose to jeopardize the world's supply of fertilizer and fuel.I know you're trying to do some kind of rhetoric point scoring thing, but people could actually starve to death and engaging in point scoring and blame game won't change that.You know what kind of parallel we can draw to this? Russia bombing ukraine's grain shipments in the beginning of the ukraine war.You know how well that went? Not well for russia.Same for iran here. They will need to allow fertilizer, and natural gas bound for nitrogenous fertilizer processing facilities through, or face horrific international backlash.They are literally holding the world supply of food hostage. That's not israel or america doing that. Iran is doing that. It will not last.You do... know that right, anon? Iran will be forced to let the fertilizer and nitrogenous precursors through.
>>62033802>and acknowledgement of Irans ownership of the strait.That's not how the suez canal works. That's not how the panama canal works. That's not how the straits of gibraltar or malaca work either. Iran is engaged in total fantasy I have no idea how saudi arabia will accept this, nor the other gulf statesIran seizes the strait and then gets to charge a fee like highway robbersWhy? Because they have guns?Are they managing infrastructure? fuck no, they are the ones who mined it.They aren't encouraging economic activity either, they are the ones restricting it. They aren't helping the other countries in the region either, they are trying to clamp down on their oil exportsIt's literally just a shakedownAnd iran might get away with it, but they will never get official acknowledgement. Why would anyone give that to them? That's not how property rights work. That's not how international commerce works
>>62033835You'll get both fertiliser and oil from opening the strait. Depends on the depth you bury your boys and time you are willing to wait.
>>62033830Just accept that white people are superior and you are brown. Not too hard my dude.
>>62033802i could see it babe, especially if the usa got a cut of the revenues too, a joint toll would make a lot of sense. keep in mind the goal is to get them to give up nuclear weapons, they're gonna want something big in exchange and that is totally doable. joint control of the strait would be a huge signal diplomatically too, that perhaps the united states would have leverage to close it by request rather than force, which would be another win.
>>62033758what about a scheme?
There's going to be a natural disaster that's going to ruin a significant amount of the water on the planetInvest in water filtration, treatment, pumps, and purification
>>62033839>You'll get both fertiliser and oil from opening the strait.>Depends on the depth you bury your boys and time you are willing to wait.Okay, so you're just engaged in rhetoric and point scoring againThis has nothing to do with america, or what america will do with its militaryIran is holding the world's supply of fertilizer hostage.The entire rest of the world, including most especially a bunch of poor countries who actually will face serious problems, depend on that.The price of strawberries will go up a buck a pound in america. 40,000 people could starve to death in some landlocked shithole in africa. That's the difference.I know you have never heard of international supply chain disruptions before, but this actually happened in the recent past.Russia tried this. They were bombing food. Literally bombing food shipments from ukraine. Didn't go so well for russia, and the big bad wolf had to stop doing that.Same for iran. I know you hate america and israel, but this sort of shit is an unforced error on iran's part and rests solely on them. It will not continue.
>>62033841>i could see it babe, especially if the usa got a cut of the revenues too, a joint toll would make a lot of sense.I think the arab states will want a cut, personallyas long as everyone involved gets a little somethin somethin, then it won't matter too much. especially if it's a small fee, and most especially if the shipments start flowing againA 1% fee to iran, 1% fee to us, 1% fee to the gulf states all for "managing the straits and vital water ways" will not change too much for the pussy end customer nationsWe already know they won't do shit right now. Add a 3% fee on top split up amongst the interested parties and honestly I could see it happening
>>62033490its almost like this is a coordinated attack on global energy supplies. now why would the kikes do such a thing?
>>62033837Quit being a bitch, your rights are dependent on enforcement. They don’t mean shit otherwise. That’s how the world works.
>>62033840If it wasn't for the french, you'd still be speaking English. We still rule the waves. Not you.
>>62033831>>62033817>>62033850
>>62033848You voted for this.
>>62033853You lost tranny.
>>62033855Donny lifted sanctions. Ukraine put them back. Simple as.
>>62033853anything's possible babe. but i don't consider that likely. i think they'll be happy with durable peace and stability though, which i hope we get. and i think a strait toll is a great bargaining chip.
>>62033856>Quit being a bitch, your rights are dependent on enforcement. They don’t mean shit otherwise. That’s how the world works.You're talking about power.That's fine.But iran simply seizing hormuz and threatening to shoot people if they don't pay up isn't their property rights. That's literally just highway robbery.Iran has no legitimize "right" to hormuz. Many countries were using it just plain fine before iran seized it. It does not belong to them. They are not managing it or improving it, actually they are making it worse for everyone else involved.This is the distinction. Sure iran can violently seize hormuz and threaten to kill people. That just means they are pirates.They are trying to get "recognition" of their ownership of hormuz which is just laughable. And anon bro over there doesn't seem to understand how property rights work, and is totally ignorant of how it works else where (suez, panama, gibraltar, malaca).
>>62033857>If it wasn't for the french, you'd still be speaking English.>We still rule the waves. Not you.brotha I don't even know who "we" is. I'm a british american and the american navy rules the waves. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?>>62033859>>62033860holy shit you're triggeredJust accept you're wrong. And brown too apparently. Sorry but white people are superior just admit it. Sorry buddy, not my fault you were born in the wrong country
OilGODS why are we pumping?
>>62033864>anything's possible babe. but i don't consider that likely. i think they'll be happy with durable peace and stability though, which i hope we get. and i think a strait toll is a great bargaining chip.yeah I think all sides involved, excepting israel, are really looking for an offrampthat's the problem though. Israel will just fuck up whatever thingin any case, the war will probably last like 4 more weeks at most. just like the so called 12 day war. Once america tries all the shit it wants to try, and israel decides it's had enough of an air campaign, what then? America will need to actually do the kharg island or qeshm island thing, which I doubt will happen
>>62033876We just blew up one of Iran's nuclear power plants
>>62033871>I'm a british americanYou're a mutt. >Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?A magamutt.Now fuck off back to /pol/ with your boring drivel and cringe worthy pleas for assistance will you? There's a good chap. The FTSE opens soon and I have trades to make.Don't you have a strait to open or something?
>>62033879You should go check on the status of the strait, it is open now that Northern Iran is an irradiated wasteland
>>62033878Is that why X went down? To hide it.
>>62033490Trump needs to give Zelensky an ultimatum: bomb one more Russian refinery and the USAF is going in. You're going to end up like Khamenei
This isn't looking good.
>>62033884looks pretty good for my Nasdaq short
>>62033879I see that you have no response to any of the points I made. kinda funny once you notice that.Seems like you don't even know the suez canal exists? Or that russia tried to bomb food shipments coming out of ukraine and that didn't work out so well for them?You do know that iran will be forced to allow fertilizer and nitrogenous precursors through... right? And that they will never be allowed to "claim" hormuz as their legitimate property, right?Iran is just a bunch of swarthy murderous pirates, and their activities will never be tolerated.
>>62033888Ya best close it at market open if you know what's good for ya port
>>62033883Americans need to understand. Nobody cares. You're just not all that anymore. Zelensky should have battered trump and Vance in the oval office but was too polite.
Aren't you all just so excited for Trump to win the war for the fourth time again Monday?
>>62033890I should close even earlier probably, before Trump wakes up
>>62033892Look jackass, learn to love it.We have Threatening Thursday, Fiery Friday, Shell-shocked Saturday, and Solemn Sunday.
I think this summarizes the butthurt non-americans pretty well, who are apparently totally ignorant of how international shipping works?Suez, panama, gibraltar, malaca. I feel like they've never heard of any of these. And maybe not even hormuz until 2 weeks ago? Bunch of cheerleaders jumping on a bandwagon. Sad!
>>62033894I feel like bogdanoff would switch shit up one weekend.
>>62033897they would, but they gone space cowboy
>>62033822>My bloodline is literally vikingsThis is some 5'8 midget mutt with black hair posting from the US coast, isn't it?
>>62033894at least they got rid of whammy Wednesday
>>62033899Pure Saxon phenotype.
Taco Tuesday still going strong.
>>62033903Mostly Peaceful Monday is where it is at
Its never been easier to make money , just sell calls on rally and sell puts on dump.
Where is that PM shill who used to post a bunch of minors.What the FUCK happened to USGDF?
>>62033899idk why we must ask questions that won't be answered or assume are fake when they are real. I'm about as white as they come with multiple generations of family born in America. my grandpa fought in WW2. go rope yourself retard
>>62033892literally yesI love slurping the dip
>>62033834the only one zion don is helping is your kike friends in tel aviv
>>62033907>grandpa fought in WW2Wish he didn't, mine didn't and I'm actual viking. But you live jewish cock so it can't be helped >>62033906They die to energy costs, I sold on open first Monday of the war and longed oil.
>>62033905Indeed. I keep scalping using 30x warrants today. I almost erased my losses from holding ETFs already. Unfortunately it works until it doesn't . Currently I'm waiting for a bigger move before doing anything.
Babes, I love you so much it is unreal
looks like a deepseek moment for the memory companies. MU bros listen up.and if it's found to be not important, like deepseek was for nvda, then it could be a good buying opportunityMicron, Sandisk Fall as Google Touts Compression Technique - BloombergShares of memory and storage companies sank on Wednesday after Google researchers touted a new compression technique for large language models and vector search engines.Micron Technology shares fell as much as 6.1% while Sandisk dropped 9.2% before paring losses; other notable decliners include Western Digital -6.7% and Seagate Technology -8.5%.Google Research just introduced TurboQuant
>>62033914Jevon's Paradox
>>62033911Take advantage of vix being consistently over 25. Eventually it will dump to 15 and us crabgods will starve
>>62033914fitting a 100B+ local LLM on my PC sounds pretty sick
>>62033914it is important but the knee jerk reaction is nonsense. data centers gonna keep gobbling up ram even with 50% less ram needed>>62033910Perhaps you should study the bible a little better. Love your enemies.
>>62033526Go back to your fucking nafotroon discord and stop haunting this thread, you don't own any stocks you stupid troon.
You guys understand that when the ground operation starts its going to be a circuit breaker day right?
>>62033914>>62033919nevermind it's just for KV-Cachesounds like a nothingburger
what should i do to make money in this market? im so retarded it's insane, im 3% down ytd while /smg/ is making bank by going short/long at the right moment
>>62033924Go to bed magatard. Your diabetes pills are reacting with your cheap vodka again.
>>62033533Kek it's because korean semis are selling off again for the same reasons as 3 weeks ago. Algos are then dumping american ones despite them being better positioned. What a dumb market.
>>62033923it's a bigger reduction than that though, it's like 80%. memory is not dead because we need insane amounts of compute but the bottleneck is cleared and it doesn't seem to make sense to own micron or others over s.m.h. anymore
>>62033925You do realise we're in a bubble and markets are acting like nothing is wrong despite the rising job losses, lower home sales, private credit collapse and now an oil crisis that the market is pretending isn't happening, Ukraine also just took out 40% of Russia's oil export capacity with their recent drone attack, Asian nations are continuing to enact further restrictions on oil usage, airlines are restricting flights, mines are starting to reduce output and yet oil just keeps going down
Korean KOSPI index moves in tandem with Micron pumps.
>>62033923>bibleHahahahahhahaha we wuz wikangz n shiet jew loving christian from the united jews of america. You can't make this shit up.
>>62033935SK Hynix has filed to be listed in the US
>>62033927which means you're still beating the SPX bro, well done
>>62033933I'd say it could reduce 1000% and it won't matter. More ram = more ability = more profit.
>futures
>>62033936>fuck america jew lovers>hahaha the bible loolyou're braindead
Chatbots are a commodity now and nobody’s willing to waste money making them .0001% better if that. It’s over.
>>62033802>reparationsWon't happen>ownership of straight of homozAs I said before, Oman and porta potty arabs own like half of territorial waters there.
>>62033771The alternative is to just lay down and die, they didn't do it until you started trying to Maduro them (and that's an understatement - killing negotiators, really?). Full disclosure - I love seeing burgers and jews complain about it since Iran is the first country in a long time to actually cuck you and make you seethe impotently, it's great.
>>62033949Part of leaked reports show that the US is willing to give Iran back its assets it has sanctioned over the years as "reparations"
>>62033950and yet no other country is better off than america during this war so who fucked who exactly
>>62033952>and yet no other country is better off than america during this warLet's see how that looks in a few months.
>>62033953a few months have passed and it looks the same for us. the rest of the world is in varying states of shambles.
>>62033952>>62033953get along babes. as always, the winner is who has the most fun!
>>62033954It's only been 26 days, that's less than a month you innumerate retard
>>62033956I'm telling you how it's going to be. You're unfathomably dumb
>>62033937now koreans can shit up multiple markets, based.
>>62033934>Ukraine also just took out 40% of Russia's oil export capacity with their recent drone attack,The reason no one cares about this is that the sanctions on russia meant their oil wasn't circulating anyway, russia is a non-factor because of the 'biden barrier' to their oil shitting up the market.
>>62033958>a few months have passed and it looks the same for usYou're talking in past tense you ESL retard, neck yourself
>>62033961Sanctions on Russian oil were lifted over a week ago, keep up with the news
>>62033963We already know how it's going to look in a few months m8. You're so slow I can't believe it. Calling others esl just lol you're easily one of the stupidest people I've talked to in my entire life. I can't believe anyone gives you money by choice
>>62033961Their oil was being used. Just sold under the counter. The demand for that oil is still there but the oil isn't.
>>62033964sanctions were lifted after the supply shock retard
>>62033934>You do realise we're in a bubble and markets are acting like nothing is wrong despiteBecause inflation is always eating your savings otherwise and perhaps more importantly, as far as I understand pension funds and other funds are obligated to put certain amounts into stocks, bonds.... It's automated, you could say.
>>62033262Any good bargains to keep an eye on this week? I like CTPNV
>>62033927>3% down ytdlmaoi am down 30 % down ytd
>>62033967Yep, people who get their oil from Russia such as India and China will now have to get it from other sources i.e. the international oil market everyone else uses putting further pressure on supplyThe market is in a clear state of "irrational exuberance" but the bubble will pop soon enough
>>62033968Sure, let's all pretend Russia hasn't been shipping oil like it's been going out of fashion regardless of sanctions... It's common knowledge.
>>62033972Exactly. The low prices currently are only exacerbating future problems.
>>62033968Yes and? US was levying massive tariffs on India over purchasing cheap sanctioned Russian oil(They were also reselling it to Europe for a profit) then the US attacked Iran and said it's okay, so the impact was immediateDon't talk to me because you're a clueless nigger
time to buy
>>62033975>then the US attacked Iran and said it's okay, so the impact was immediateyeah.. the impact was that oil prices went down lolthis dumbass can't even keep his argument consistent
>>62033979That's not my argument you mongoloid, that seems to be your strawman of what my argument is, my argument is that the recent Ukrainian attack on Russia which has reduced Russian output will put further strain on an already tight supply but as I noted that despite all this the market is and has been acting irrationally optimistic to every bad news as it's my contention we're in a bubble which is why they're being optimistic, the "irrational exuberance" is a sure sign
>oilLife, uh, finds a way.
>>62033972People are afraid to sell and are waiting for the V to end all V´s. I was doing this but its too stressful to hold risk on positions when all the signs point to more bad news coming but the market is just straight up coping.
So uuuuh, it looks like markets desperately need market manip... erm I mean some optimistic tweets right now.
>>62033950>killing negotiatorsBullshit, fuck you
we went up over like 2% in 2 days, calm the fuck down
>>62033986Isreal killed a negotiation team in qatar. we called them bad boys for that.
>>62033986>negotiate with a country>not going super well >kill that country's top leadershipBest part is Trump voters don't even realize how fucked that is because they do not have a sense of dignity or morality. They literally didn't even do this during the Middle Ages and throughout human history this would be considered the height of barbarity
>>62033983It’s a gamble, you have to time the market perfectly or you’ll get stop loss’d out of your positions.
>>62033994it's a bit different than 'not going super well' when said country was trying to build nuclear weapons lol>They literally didn't even do this during the Middle Ages and throughout human history this would be considered the height of barbaritylol nevermind, you live in fantasy land
>>62033835>horrific international backlashIs the horrific international backlash in the room with us right now? Why is so much fertilizer, LNG, and oil passing through the strait in the first place if it's so catastrophically volatile? Could it be that no one expected or wanted this war in the first place? If only someone hadn't started a war with a preemptive attack due to their own hubris...Iran does not have to allow any ships at all through that strait. Full stop. It will last exactly as long as it takes for the US to back down.
>bought sndk>almost immediately down 200 bucks because of... uh.... whatever the fuck this isThis is actually the second or third time this has happened to me in 2 months. I'm starting to think only by setting your buys 20-30% down can you get int without being fucked unnecessarily.
I contemplated selling my bad stocks yesterday, and yet I did nothing
>>62034000Imagine believing the msm, kek. You are a golem for israel. I genuinely feel bad for you if you are a burger. Draft incoming.
>>62034010ain't that how it always is, brother?And of course pure dogshit like SMCI is pumping but the shit I bought 'on the dip' dipped harder.
Its fucking over, isn't it?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALET ME OUT OF THIS RIDE ALREADY I CANT SLEEP IN 6 MONTHS
>>62034000But he's right and killing the messenger was always a major taboo in international politics and considered to be a nigger-tier move. You just sound like a coping migger when you deny this.
>>62034056as opposed to believing /pol/? (a literal FBI honeypot lol)>>62034072what messenger? we killed the leader of an authoritarian regime, who by the way, was unpopular with Iranians before he was propped up as a martyr by the media
I can nearly taste the tweet comingDoesn't taste good
>>62034074you are brown tho
>>62034073trump is also unpopular...huh you might be onto something hereanyway take your retarded politics to >>>/pol/ NO POLITICS HERE
>>62034073Are you genuinely this retarded or a troll? You killed the equivalent of the pope in Iran. And you think they are not going to retaliate? You created a martyr and by doing so the iranian society is more united than ever. Your brain is rotten. Enjoy the incoming drafts and thousands of mutt soldiers getting DRONE'd.
>>62034077unfortunately the stock market is very linked to politics
>>62034066>you close your positions>go full cash>no more worrying about orange nigger and israels holy war>unburdened>free
>>62034078a draft aint happening bud. not for any particular reason except for the fact that 80% of americans can't even run a mile or do a pullup kek.
>>62034083of course it is but political shit flinging is a low ROI activity especially when it's smiggers doing itthat faggot isn't even being subtle, not remotely /smg/ or /biz/ related etc
>The Pentagon is developing military options for a "final blow" in Iran that could include the use of ground forces and a massive bombing campaign, according to two U.S. officials and two sources with knowledge.>Why it matters: A dramatic military escalation will grow more likely if no progress is made in diplomatic talks and, in particular, if the Strait of Hormuz remains closed. Some U.S. officials think a crushing show of force to conclude the fighting would create more leverage in peace talks or simply give Trump something to point to and declare victory.Oy vey
>>62034085>mfw inflation doesn't exist
>>62034092>final blow>against a decentralized regime with 150,000 military personnel and 90,000,000 peopleThis has got to be a joke. Larger than Germany during WW2 btw.
New Truth™ from the man himself. Bigtime seething.
>>62034102is he trying to make a thing out of thisWill he pump out a perfume with the title "Never Forget"?
>>6203409890 million...fighters?No. America will win, fag.
>>62034102bullish for yuro def stocks?
>>62034107Keep us posted.
>>62034085this is what i yearn this is what i wish forthis is what i dream aboutbut i canti am down 7k out of 25ki shit like circle and micron i just went break even, didnt get out, now i am getting raped there as well
>>62034108I have been buying euro stocks since the war startedBut I'm afraid the EU will keep acting like an American slave even after that...
whos ready for a nice cooked job losses number
>>62034107What do you mean "will win". You already won 8x times.
>>62034108No, because you need the oil too.
>>62034102this is is already out of date, lmaonot even the newest truth
>>62033771>The entire world has to deal with iran's reckless and indiscriminate attacksOh fuck off. Their attacks on the Arab cuck countries are entirely justified. The Arabs invited the mutts onto their land, gave them bases, gave them logistics and integrated their radar networks. They are combatants no matter what they say.
>>62034118Of all the bots on this site, can't some autist program an auto Truthposter™ to post these shits on /smg/ the minute they come out?
>>62034121i just wanna know drumf is acting like this when hes already tacoed out of committing war crimes and is now proven a complete chicken who wont do shit
>>62034121Is Trump playing 4D chess, or a different game entirely?
>>62034124hes a demented retard, even more so than biden
>>62034124Apparently he's briefed on the war daily with a 2min video of bombing reels so I don't think he fully understands what's happening.
>>62034121Threats huh? Well the fix is in as I said. Negotiations TACO on Friday. Boots announcement on Monday.
>>62034093inflation is bound to increase anyways>take a double hit because there is a decent chance you end up bagholding + inflation>take a single hit of inflation but you can buy the dip if the BIG ONE happens>the big one doesnt happen, you can still reinvest>bet the market goes through a big one, with a good chance a retarded tweet fucks you over>hedging, that would make you lose money if nothing ever happens and some amount of money if shit goes down>hedging + betting against the market, you lose money if nothing ever happens + retarded tweet>reacting to every single market movementthere are plenty of choices, i choose the comfy one until the dust settles
>>62034078Iranians need to be debrainwashed of globoabrahomo mind virus as much as araps and westoids.
>>62034132Which one is the comfy one?
>>62034098Are they going to make a human tower to shoot at B2s?
>>62034132think of it like this. the jews have already destroyed us on housing. but enough of us arent homeless yet. so now energy prices need to go up 10x to also get current homeowners on those streetsretardflation is coming for everything and because wealth is concentrated so highly at the top 0.1%, they wont care and will have ai to replace us as we all die in the shuffle
>>62034132how is inflation real? just walk away from the market nigga, lmao
TODAY IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!
>>62034135Are American warplanes going to generate Pol Pot tier casualties and become a pariah state? I'm thinking yes.
>>62034139do you not pay bills or pay for your own groceries
>>62034134full cash + wait
>>62034141Muslims are below animals, so, who cares
>>62034142>EBT tribeDid you seriously ask if a nigger pays for groceries?
>>62034144In these past 5 years I could have made this suggestion. But I would have been loosing money.
>>62034145And gas prices are above $4, and will reach $8 when actual shortages begin. Sucks that mere animals will cause a great depression 2: no fertilizer boogaloo.
>>62034152>>62034152>>62034152>>62034152>>62034152
people full cash are doing the exact opposite of what you should do during crisisI won't try to convince them but I hope they realise their mistake before inflation starts skyrocketing
>>62034151Venezuela is in american hands retardThat's a massive pool of oil that just entered the marketHormuz is becoming absolutely irrelevantSorry thirdie, you keep losing
It's all bound to go back up eventually. Iranian's are choking us out via le hormussy, it probably won't work but trying the typical neo con shock and awe tactic of a major play with huge bombings and boots is our only real chance to win cheifly because they're choking us out. If it fails we'll probably end up making really embarrassing concessions and end the war. We're all rich in the US, even if you only make 30k a year. Multiple pairs of shoes, we eat meat every day, cars etc etc. It won't take much of a massive quality of life hit to make pressure build up here domestically, not to mention the pressure abroad as the global south falls onto actual hard times as they get F'd from high oil prices. I'd say 3 months max on the war from start date. We hit the bottom in october and start coming back. Hopefully.
>>62034098Most of these people live in stone-age villages and call themselves lucky if their donkey doesn't die and the pistacho trees provide a few handfuls of harvest.
>>62034156shit tier near unusable venezuelan oil with equally shitty infrastructure? lol
>>62034159If you want to preserve wealth, consider buying a few spare pairs of shoes then. You never know when shipping becomes affordable again.
>>62034156>oil simply "enters the market"That heavy trash won't be online for years. There's a reason everyone but Chevron abandoned Venezuela in the first place. Prepare for permanent $4 gas, most like $6. Permanent $100 oil.https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2026-02-15/with-venezuelas-oil-infrastructure-in-ruins-trump-faces-huge-challenge-to-bring-it-back-to-glory-days>>62034161>posts lies on the internetThat's cool, but why? You'll have to excuse me, it's time to jerk off. You can lie to other people instead.
>>62034162cope harderyour little stunt had been sidestepped before it even begun
>>62034147of course, there is a hefty opportunity cost to that, all of those choices have their pros and cons and nobody has a crystal ball to tell whats the absolute best one. No risk = no upside, but also "no downside". Pretty much all market mathematical models are built on the assumption that the market is behaving under "normal conditions" and i personally think a fucking weekly 5 am monday tweet swinging trillions around for a nothingburger doesnt fit this criteria.
>>62034176Ignore the quality of the oil, Venezuela has never made nearly enough to make up for what is trapped in the Middle East right now. I don't think they even make up for what Ukraine trapped in Russia Wednesday (I may be wrong on that though).Better to bet on drill babe drill in the US.
>>62034165you have your shoes shipped?
>>62034182>A communist shithole is incapable of setting up a working industrial operation#wow #whoa
>>62034198Biting this bite was the dumbest shit I have done all year babe
