lean hogs edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G (embed)Previous smigger thread:>>62029475 (but not really)
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>AMDLisa I kneel
>futures
wen crash
I have a "no jeet CEO" policy but MSFT at these prices is tempting
>>62032376>One butthurt europoor had been baking /smg/ threads for 14 hours straight (for free)What causes this kind of mental sickness? Anyway, glad to have a nice little leg up day. Looking forward to another 2 weeks of this.
Baking
Lean braphogs
>>62032402He does it a ton and always super early. Harder to spot now with trump seethe than blatant pro EU crap a few weeks ago
>>62032402We're putting boots on the ground this weekend. The whole market is going to shit it's pants, possibly get us into circuit breaker territory on Monday boss.
>>62032376HGRAF bros I’ve got 1200 shares when millionaire?
>>62032402>Anyway, glad to have a nice little leg up day. Looking forward to another 2 weeks of this.
hello what flavor of after hours faggotry is there today?
>>62032412sell off starts this week in anticipation
>>62032396Actually good question. This war is very disruptive, and yet global markets' response is very tame.
>>62032412I thought that was priced in
>>62032430>very tameTell that to any levered up asian/euro market traders.
>>62032413I'm sorry bro even with 100% inflation we can't save ya
>>62032430This war is fake and gay
I remember back in bf3 there was a glitch where if you put a drone in front of the little speedboat, the boat would turn invisible and you could drive under the map in kharg Island and shoot enemies from underneath. Do you think the IS military is aware of this? Should I tell them to help support the troops?
>>62032419Wait I thought the war was over and they were paying gifts to Trump now or something what the fuck? Was that really a lie?
>>62032438weird argument. Everything is volatile with enough leverage. Sorry I'm too autistic for banter if this was your intention.
>>62032419Once we capture it and I vote we rename it Trump island.
SCHWAB IS DOWNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The market is delusional
>>62032421very slow crabdump
>>62032463More like KWAB
>>62032463AWS was a mistake
>>62032456Conditions for peace were leaked to a german newspaper by accident, everything in Iran will be renamed to "Trump something".
>AWS problems>strait closedI put us about 2-3 more issues away from total civilizational collapse
>>62032482I look forward to a civilization of walkable cities, solar energy and sovereign European datacenters
The market has been red literally the last 7 Thursdays in a row. Are you feeling lucky?
>>62032485GAY
>>62032489considering what im seeing in markets, yestheres going to be a big move in one direction or the other by friday
>>62032463kek baggie
Why are AIs down?I thought cloud AI was king.
>>62032399name one thing microsoft sells that anyone wantsprotip: you cant
>>62032399>missed out on mu due to dumb rule >ignores dumb rule to buy the a dumpster fire company that's jeeted to the core
>>62032399this train, is it headed to America?
kek mu baggies btw, told you fuckers huffing your own natural gas for a bounce after earnings that it wasnt comingget mcfucked baggies kek
i have 100$ what buy?
I'M A RETARD!!! I'M POSITIVELY RETARDED!! FATFINGERED THE WRONG KEY NOW I DIE A POOR REDARD!!!
>>62032511that one goes to canada
>>62032482One can only hope, so I could buy the dip.
why did 3-4 threads get deleted?
>>62032463Schwab is now up. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>62032522we have a baking problem
>>62032512MUGODS will win at $750...trvst the plqn...
>>62032506You were warned >>62028333
>>620325141 oil
>>62032514AIIO. We are up 1 cent today. I REPEAT: ONE WHOLE CENT
>>62032522They were determined to be Iranian misinformation about the current war which the US has already won multiple times
>>62032525You do realise the tub of humus IS closed right?
take a big shit in the strait and make the water poopy
>>62032544
>>62032482Nothing ever collapses silly.It just crabs.And crabs.For thousands of years.
>>62032525the dude that bakes early needs to commit sudoku
>>62032548That's not acceptable outside of India.
>>62032390Fuuuuuuuuaaaarrrk!Oh well.
>>62032507Office, Azure. Windows is a fucking joke and the cheap fagbooks from apple might chew into that market share, but Windows is here to stay.>>62032508I missed out on GOOGLE as well. It's not that they can't be successful, but an Indian CEO is always a sign of rot>>62032522They were all opened by a single anon who got banned.
>>62032560>OfficeErm it's called Copilot 365 now sweaty
Mr President please reopen the straight homos
>>62032544We are sending our chunkiest marines with all the chips they need to get that tub open
>>62032557The one time India could shine in battle and where are they??
Jiang Xueqin says undersea internet cables will get cut.Americans won't be affected but europe will.Iran will cut them any time.
>>62032560nobody wants jeeted shit anymore. gets poop all over the system. microsoft to 0
>>62032580You've got that backward. Europe will bask in the glory of an internet without high fructose corn bitches.
>>62032580cutting the cables in Hormuz will only affect the east of middle east
>>62032512I soldeded my MU at $435 and am now waiting for a reentry.MUniggers, what are we thinking. 370 a good time to go balls deep again?
>>62032580do they even have a ship that can do that?
>>62032601I'm thinking a little 360 yeah
another day another port blew up
This meta ruling. They will overturn it on appeal right? Because if not every single teenager with mental elves is going to be queuing up for a slice of the pie. At $33m a pop plus legal fees that's going to hurt.
>>62032596>And nothing of value was lost.
>>62032613Forgot pic.
>>62032613>The case concerns a 20-year-old woman who states that she became addicted to the companies' apps at a young age, as a result of how they were designed to capture users' attention.Stonmks have to go down now
>>62032621holy shit can I sue pornhub for my porn addiction? i've suffered way worse than that stupid bitchwe starting a class action?
>>62032613Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Social Media Addiction Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
Play the $300 OIL card!
>>62032621I'm suing gookmoot and luggage lad (extradition pending) for my 4chan addiction
I retardbought MU todayWhere do I get my "certified cretin" badge?
>>62032419hopefully the US will drop a ton of leaflets first , I'm sure nobody wants to be on 5hat island willingly
>>62032640If theres no boots on ground youll be a genius who bought the bottom, if there is an escalation youre the retard that caught the falling knife
>>62032635surely the ai lego slop will pwn the us of a surely
>says here that this morning you made 20 babeposts, 6 cringe posts, none of the anime girls had the right amount of fingers... it looks like you only made one post even remotely related to finance *poof*beyond meat delayed it's earnings... what do we think beyondsisters? will this company survive?
>>62032651everyone knows the supply is what makes a company successful, who cares about demand
>when you try explaining your reddit investment to the Archon king of the metaverse and he just hits you with the reptilloid stare I love Zuck
>>62032649seamen jumping off of aircraft carriers as we speak
>>62032659Small talk is for women and homos anyway
As a goy, im not dealing in the real world too hot
>>62032640I'm pondering buying back in but I'm waiting for this special military operation to be over (for real this time) before I do.
>>62032399past three years:>it's so expensive! it has to go down!next two years:>it's so cheap! it has to go up!
>>62032671Good news, the end of the SMO is only 2 more weeks away
>>62032663I only do big talk because I'm 6ft1.
>>62032648No boots on the ground means it's suez and suez means capital exiting the $.
>>62032675you're a big guy
>>62032671iran will surrender this friday, buy up bro :)
>>62032686True
>>62032627Sure onlyfans, the founder just died maybe they'll settle quickly
>>62032704oh, did they acquire kazaa lite?
>>62032671market will bottom out around june/july imo. once oil has hit it's peak and had time to heem the market for a bit, the fed and treasury will do everything they can to save the economy with massive money printing even if it means letting inflation run wild.
>>62032666I'm jewish and I disgrace my evil canaanite heritage by working an honest job because my trades all suck dick. Been holding cash while the hormussy stays closed and now I'm here with my dick in my hand with the market going back up for no reason. No fucking way Iran folds now when they're making us look like total fags
>>62032707bottom is in
Is coinbase computer going out of business?
>>62032672microslop is ripe for a trade but i wouldnt buy it to invest because its likely gonna do what meta has been doing which is slop around for a while and then probably go even lowerimagine how bad the markets gonna sink when they start having to sell nvidia lmaopeople have forgot that nvidia IS the stock market and they will soon be reminded
>>62032709I do ok on trades but I hold so long that the gamblers here wouldn’t consider it trading. I am about to all in on gold. My health is not great.
>>62032722pretty sure retail is going to be quitting crypto for a while so yeahcrypto is pointless now anyway because the kikes control iteven fartcoin is kiked, crypto is over. bitcoin has been around for almost 20 years, and theres no adoption, no use, just memes. crazy it did what it did but its 100% over now that people need money to survive the economic downturn
>>62032728Bitcoin is over again?
>>62032734Brazil never recovered
day 2 of getting the $5 McValue meal for lunch everyday
>>62032725As long as you're making money there's no shame at all. Boggleheads even, I mean they're a little bit gay and they have to reason to post here, but they make money and that's what matters in the market. Sorry about your health. I've had some incredible health problems before and it really takes over your whole life. Even voted for that retard RFK because I care so strongly about fixing chronic illness. There's poison in the food, air, water... It's a miracle that we do as well as we do, considering. But hold on hope. I had years of chronic illness vanish when my doc found me a generic pill for thirty bucks a month. Don't give up and keep looking for solutions, seriously.
>>62032736nobody holds bitcoin from when it was low, its all been traded over many times, its just there as a baggie trap now
also on my rounds today i saw not one but two cars abandoned on the road, out of gaspain in the ass because they were both on major arterials
>>62032748Don't go overboard there Tom Naughton
>>62032596Who said Hormuz?>>62032604A shark can do it. It's not hard. You can use underwater drones.
>>62032748What does a $5 McValue Meal© consist of?This is a paid post by the McDonald's Corporation.
>>62032750Jews have been good to me all my life in my personal life. I just get a kick out of the meme that they lord it over us. Apparently some of them do
>>62032748You shouldn't eat fast food every day like that, anon. Its bad for you.
>>62032748Are you loving it?
did MSTR bull spread anon close his position for a fat gain today?
>>62032764A $5 McValue Meal© gets you a small fries, small drink, chcken nuggets, and a chicken sandwich (which you can make spicy)! For a $1.25 more you can make it a medium drink and medium McFries and for an extra 25c on top of that you can make it a large McFries and large drink! Aren't we wonderful?
>>62032748Did you like The Product™?
>>62032772>large fry large drink chicken nuggs and a chicken sandwich for 6.50uhh, that actually sounds like a decent deal in today's economy? a large 10 piece nugget meal was like 9.50 last time I went
>>62032772>A $5 McValue Meal© gets you a small fries, small drink, chcken nuggets, and a chicken sandwich (which you can make spicy)! For a $1.25 more you can make it a medium drink and medium McFries and for an extra 25c on top of that you can make it a large McFries and large drink! Aren't we wonderful?Wait actually? Thats a pretty good deal. On Wednesdays a McMenu here in Croatia is 6 eurobucks, they have some promotions every week. For example Big Mac, medium fries, 0.5L drink. You guys have a deal like that all week long?
>>62032781>>62032785Yeah it's crazy. I don't know if it's nationwide they were just advertising it on a piece of paper outside of mine right under the speaker. The paper's gone now but you can ask if they'll upsize it (they even have an entry in their system that shows the upsize)
/x/man here. Trumps term will end with the start of market crash and banking crisis. Gavin newsom will win and market will bottom in 2029. The US bank tower will be targeted by glowies setting up a major attack through remote viewing. It will be pinned as iran compromising national security leading to real boots on ground invasion. PS look up who owns US bank tower, its lucky larry.>why californiathey want to unite california with DC again and the olympics during the election will work to get the US audience to mass accept the ritual of newsom becoming president during the stage play.>what dosit in cash until 2029, buy into new 6 percent plus rate bonds newsom will introduce. Screencap this.
>>62032748
>top dog on wall street, financial wizard, tax genius
>>62032558kek I have puts. I'm toast
>>62032792>Gavin "I'm illiterate just like you niggers" Newsom>winning anythinglollmao
>>62032419God lord americans love submitting to jew cock so much
>>62032515saw that happen to someone today, last price went from $0.053 to $0.53. For 1 second I was +800% in that position lmao
>>62032734kek when they start clapping
>>62032419Imagine going to that little island just to get DRONE'd from all sides, kek. I am starting to think this will be a new Pearl Harbor and they will use the death of those 2k mutts to push for a draft and total war
>>62032808>>62032515This is why I use market buy
>>62032792>he boughted a week agohaaaaaaah yeah shenanigans inbound
>>62032419Boots on the ground (an island with no strategic value) would be unbelievably stupid and damaging
>>62032763>A shark can do it. It's not hard. You can use underwater drones.perhaps sharks with frikkin laser beams attached to their heads?
Who is this futures?
>>62032812that's the point. after a week of Mexicans getting wrecked FPV drone style Facebook boomers will send their kids to die.
>>62032748mmmm I too enjoy a good mcslop product™don't eat it all at once anon!
>>62032798Oof. I got out green. Just scaling back on American market exposure to focus on FTSE.
>>62032813People that use anything other than market buy seem unhinged to me. It's like "why yes I would like to buy .000001% of this company for $5.45 BUT ID NEVER EVER BUY .000001% OF THE SAME COMPANY FOR $5.50.Absolute nut jobs.
>>62032821For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich
>>62032758there's a large bitcoin holder on /bant/ smg and he is no baggie.
>>62032829I'm 90% cash and 10% retarded options plays. But at least not all positions are blowing up.
>>62032748bullish for big pharma.
>>62032792But, it’s LITERALLY her turn!
>>62032840honestly makes sense they'd put the next great financial crisis on a minority woman president. they put 2008 on barry.
>>62032840FFS. American politicians are like a rummage in the bottom of a goodwill discount bin. Where the fuck do you find these people?
>>62032830>stock goes completely illiquid for 0.001 secondoops!
>>62032467The strait is open, you just have to dodge the mines and missiles as you go through it
>>62032845kindof always though the same thing. you could probably randomly select people and send out sort of a jury summons and get better selections 99.999% of the time.
>>62032723yes microslop sucks but an overwhelming majority of enterprise is locked in completely to their azure ecosystem (not to mention teams, office, and blowpilot that now in many orgs corpo drones are literally forcing their resources to use under threat of termination, not even joking). plus their involvement with openai. i dont know, it feels to me like they are not going anywhere long term. comparing them to meta in terms of what they offer as a company seems like apples to oranges. pic unrelated
>>62032852It wasn't that long ago trump was saying you just need to be brave and go through. This whole thing is fucked up
>>62032830I get what you are saying. For me, I limit buy because Im an autist and I dont want it for 45.78. I want it at a nice round 45. Makes everything look better and total better.
>>62032792>6% bondsReally nigga?The president is introducing a bond and setting the yield? I hate schizos so much and I pray you’re not near me when you finally snap (they always snap)
>>62032861Cute
>>62032855Can confirm copilot usage is a performance metric
>>62032855Not to mention all these corporations using copilot now as their only native AI because every CTO in America is a scared, lazy fuck
>>62032868holy shit
>>62032834hes not a holder from lower than 18k, so who cares, hes already a baggie for not selling over 100k
>>62032868i work at a company that uses copilot and our usage is closely watched to make sure we're using it. anyone who refuses to vibe code is getting the rope.
N's and J's
Why is right wing FOX NEWS posting so much trump FUD?Why is left wing NBC NEWS trying to distract and run any story but the war?MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
Iran is dropping straight gems on god they just convinced me to short this fake ass pump with their kino propagandahttps://x.com/RT_com/status/2036694973408567567may the great satan see countless nigger mondays in their century of humiliation
>>62032868don't doubt it. we are required to use a minimum amount of anthropic credits. most people just sell theirs though.
>>62032868Amazon has the same shit with their in house AI and fired all the junior people, that worked out real well for them already lol
>>62032792>market crash starts at Trumps term end (beginning of 2029) >market bottoms 2029which one is it
>>62032868I've been forced to use our own homegrown LLM code assistant too, we're being graded on it. Whatever. I'm asking this thing the most trivial shit. "Where's package X get imported in the Dockerfile?" Literal retard stuff. If they ever look at WHAT I'm asking it, I'm in trouble. But that's what they get for making it a performance dimension
Are we back or is it still over?
>>62032596This is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.>>62032884Its a war for Israel, the media is gonna distort reality to avoid the fact.
>>62032893whoever made that needs to be skinned alive
>>62032893consult the chart
>>62032893BABY BABY BABY BABYYY I love these videos
Posted the small fire at ust luga port last night while ukies were attacking. Yeah. About that....Primorsk and ust luga are going to be out of action for some time.Oil, LNG, fertilizers.
the US just won again. seriously how many times has Iran lost now?
>>62032909You stay eternally losing. Hope this clears it up for you
>>62032873>from lower than 18k,I know plenty who are. I first bought BTC in 2014. I'm not holding it anymore but I know others that do. Not that it matters. It's supposed to be traded.
I am going to continue amassing SOXS and PBRI'm not out of touch, it's the market who's wrongwhat oil company stands to profit the most from Asia panic buying in two weeks?
>>62032893I just saw a tradie dude chimp out at a sperg in a Majin Boo tshirt behind the register (probably one of you) for the diesel pumping too slow and it being 6$.I don't think he was actually mad about the diesel pumping too slow though...
>>62032914Look bro I agree with you on SOXS but we are getting raped
>>62032840That looks like a sad trashy lineup.
>>62032399Please tell me this is AI…
>>62032914>in two weeks?Every single last one of them. Phoned round my family tonight and told them all to start filling jerry cans. Also to start buying two of everything when shopping like toilet rolls, cat litter, nappies, dry goods etc. Just to get them started.He who panics first, panics best.
>>62032921YesIt's Actual India
>>62032923You guys should've been doing this over the years
>>62032921AHAHAHAHAHAHAWAIT, YOU WERE SERIOUS?AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAFAGGOT!
I sometimes space and forget that we are in the early stages of ww3.
>>62032925I do but my family don't. My sister took me seriously. Not many others did.They were warned.
>>62032931I am glad you have a good relationship with your sister
bullish or bearish?
>>6203293910/11?
>>62032943could even be 9/10
iktf... babe now i'm getting emotional about the headlines
>>62032939HOLY SHIT WE'RE GETTING THE HOLOCAUST
all my lil index stock be crabbing all year
>>620329437/11
Blargh Island
>>62032840Sex with AOC
>>62032939>Salam Alaikum >This is the bitch who looks like Jigsaw, yes? >Yes, we just wanted to let you know we're planning 10/12. >Yeah go ahead and tell your gay president>In fact post it on X the everything app >Okay bye
>>62032939Posting on Twitter as a politician should be punishable by beatings that are then sent over the emergency broadcast system to every US citizens phone
>>62032968she is know to have Trump's private number, so I guess they actually want to 9/11 Iran or something
>>62032887palantir is recording everyone who shorts america and the treasury will just delete all your ill gotten gains and youll get fucked in the butt by a big ice guy. dont fall for the enemys tricks
What is Trump speaking at?
>>62032971judge should sentence her to onlyfans
kek oil baggies
>>62032971how do you send beatings over the phone?
my boy's got his own ringtoneIt's the only one I know ITS THE ONLY ONE I KNOW
>>62032988Please stop posting minors
>>62032897Does it hit a little too close to home?
>>62032463don't worry boyos, schwab is back upand i am up 0.5% overall
>>62032993can i post them if i'm heavily invested?
WhewHard day of farming (you)s from oil and PM baggies on /pol/
>>62033014I would have joined you if my day time pc wasn't RANGE BANNED. Janny please fix pronto
What's the most boring way to invest? Buying utilities?
>>62033026Buy rocks.Bury rocks.Dig rocks up later.Sell rocks.
WTFWTWE ARE SO BACK SMIGGERSLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>>62033026Yeah three months agoUtilities pumpedREITs are starting to drop off after a monster run im beginning to slurp
>7:59pm>market down>8:00pm>fake and gay niggerpump begins
The new interview with Bambrough has made me hate him less. He's just a boomer variant of autistic.>>62032413I- I don't think that's anywhere near enough for 7 figures bro, but it will net you a nice cushion for future investments in a few years.
>>62033038>Im beginning to slurp>REITsRIP
>>62033026 backwards
>>62033026bogelhead method. you can make more fun by finding equivalent risk-adjusted return portfolios though rather than just doing global ETFs.
Live updates: Iran dismisses US ceasefire plan and issues its own counterproposalPretty bullish as both sides have to save face but still want to end the war. It’s definitely winding down with probably a few but hopefully no bumps in the road
>>62033050their counterproposal is always shit that america and isrreal would never agree to
What's going on with rnwf that was shilled a few weeks back? Any news? I see they changed the ticker to amfn.
>>62033046I dont trust tech right now
>>62032830I liked that guy. He'd be fun to have a drink with. His brother was probably a cool guy.
i'm hungry for pork
>>62033054Can I ask you a question. Do you think a 75 year old mailman deserves to be a millionaire? Because it's certainly at the expense of future mailmen who will never be millionaires... And that boomer millionaire MAILMAN thinks he earned it. That's the USA in 2026.
>>62033065I got a big pink sausage for you right here :3Financially speaking of course.
>>62033026T-bills, HYSA. Rates on t-bills are usually higher in my expirence.
>>62033068we are late stage capitalism, nothing matters anymore until societies start collapsing
>>62033070T-bills also have a spread if you live in a state that taxes your interest income. They're state tax exempt.
>>62033026>Buying utilities?VGT, VDE etfs will get you good returns. Utilities can be good if a large stable has an issue and the stock price plunges on the news. You can in and ride the recovery and earn some good dividends too. Example - EIX after the LA wildfires last year.
>>62033072>until societies start collapsingHow can I help?
>>62033072Buddy we'll probably be in late stage capitalism your whole life. Better put on a clown costume like the rest of us and get used to it.
>>62033072At least capitalism gets to reach a late stage, unlike socialism which always collapses in the early stages
>>62033068that's how pyramid schemes work anon.
Can you imagine eating thousands of dollars worth of comped sushi
>>62033080You already are champ :)Keep up the good work!
>>62033068if he worked from 18-60 and invested the whole time why not? one of the best investors was a janitor>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Read_(philanthropist)
>>62033090i cant even imagine a rotating apple
>>62033080Not doing something about it is helpful enough
>>62033068>Do you think a 75 year old mailman deserves to be a millionaire?Of course? Why would I not think this?
>>62033068This is a bad example because mailmen are the glue that keeps our society together
>>62033096>and invested the whole timeSingle income household with even 1 kid on a mailman's salary? Forget about investing in stocks, 100% of your monthly income is a mortgage payment in 2026. I will ask again do you think this boomer deserves this when the 2026 version of him is an apartment dwelling rentoid? And what fucking zog programmed woman in 2026 wants to be with a rentoid mailman?
>Trump tweets shit about a deal >turns out he was negotiating with some random watermelon seller without any powerHave you guys stopped for a moment to just appreciate how truly incompetent America's foreign diplomacy is?
>>62033096>Click link>boomer buys blue chip stocks and let it appreciate Thanks didn't know that
>>62033113yes because the 2026 version of him doesn't have to have a mortgage, he could save and wait and invest in the meantime. stop throwing out -oids and zog and making excuses faggot. if 100% of your income would go to a mortgage payment don't buy a house. buy a cheaper one, rent somewhere way cheaper and save, or get a better job. there's no secret
>>62033112>mailmen are the glue that keeps our society togetherUPS workers are the glue, USPS are CHUMPS in comparison.
>>62033052More than likely but these Arab countries have to save face so they do these weird things to preserve their izzat
>>62033122>if 100% of your income would go to a mortgage payment don't buy a house.>checks average age of first time home buyersThey aren't...
>>62033113I am literally a 30 y/o 'rentoid mailman' with $300k and a gf.
Btw, where’s the Indian oil poster? while oil was running up he was keeping me sane with laughter when everyone was calling for oil to reach 150+
>>62033122>he could save and wait and invest in the meantime.and buy the house cash? As a mailman? Lmao. See the problem is I'm the numbers guy and the numbers ain't numberin' knawimsayin?
>>62033131he died
Mr Bussy short ladder attack
>reits>oil>pms>shortsDamn you guys are determined to destroy your portfolios huh
>>62033129>Presses x to doubt Unless mailman is code for glow NIGGER
>>62033096>>62033120>Read died in 2014. He received media coverage in numerous newspapers and magazines after bequeathing US$1.2 million to Brooks Memorial Library and $4.8 million to Brattleboro Memorial Hospital. Read amassed a fortune of almost $8 million by investing in dividend-producing stocks, avoiding the stocks of companies he did not understand such as technology companies, living frugally, and being a buy and hold investor in a diversified portfolio of stocks with a heavy concentration in blue chip companies. If you were born in 1921 and bought stocks... you just won. It was that easy.
>>62033141i'm a temporarily embarrassed oil baron and i WILL make it
>>62033141welcome to /smg/!
>>62033136idk the answer as I'm in the same boat, will there be another 2008 and housing gets wrecked? probably not. maybe it will take all the old people dying off, but then most of those homes will just be inherited/bought by those saving now. plus most people are single so there is even more competition>>62033143when you're 60 kids will be saying the same shit about you retard
>>62033142It's not like the postal income contributed much - I've always maintained multiple income sources. But yes, it's true. I'm basically only here because it's reliable income, easy and it's a PSLF eligible job, so my student loans will be forgiven after so many years. I was a math/cs student in a different life.
>>62032413Don't listen to them. We're gonna be slinging pristine graphene on every street corner, son. Bitches be steppin to suck this dick, son. 4,260 shares, son.
>>62033147>maybe it will take all the old people dying offWhat im saying is that it will take all these old people dying off AND THEN telling their beneficiaries that they are actually goyim and thanks for playing. Will that happen... Probably not... But it should.
>>62033151>I was a math/cs student in a different life.And you are fucking mailman now working like a goy for the "gibs". Fucking grim. Have some fucking dignity for CHRISTS SAKE
>>62033147>when you're 60 kids will be saying the same shit about you retardNo they'll be saying अगर आपका जन्म 2008 से पहले हुआ था और आपने स्टॉक्स खरीदे थे... तो आप जीत गए। यह इतना ही आसान था।
>>62033151So they let you glowies pick your undercover role then? Neat. Never really put that much thought into it. Some go into postal service. Some go to the ISPs. Some to utility co. Etc etc. neat.
>>62033156>having a job is gibs>>62033157sure bud, and the world is ending in 2 weeks right?
>i-i'm not dealing in the real world, you are!do goys really?
>>62033161>>having a job is gibsyou literally stated you took the job for free shit (your loans forgiven). You are a nigger. Pay what you owe faggot.
>>62033161
>Google introduced an algorithm that it says improves memory usage in AI modelsmemoryGODS did we get too cocky? should we tp already?
>>62033141These aren't ETF's, you just need to know when to sell. I bought silver in late December and was out of it before the crash the next month. Then I moved into miner stocks on the rebound. Then I went into oil tanker stocks and rode those up until I started seeing weakness. Now I'm all in on BNO for the next few weeks and when things look like theyre going to top out after the world runs out of reserves over the next month I will sell and move onto something else I see with potential. You don't need to time the tops, just take profits and accept that you might see your portfolio go up and down a lot along the way. I've made over $30,000 in three months doing this, though I was up $50,000 back in early February. Just take profits when you can and eventually all the money you have in your portfolio will be separate from your initial capital so you won;t stress over it quite as much.
>>62033161If you were a man and really had 300k and actually were a cs/math nerd you would put your MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS. Instead your bussy is where Mr shekelstein's cock is. NOW DELIVER MY FUCKING MAIL GOY. YOU WANTED TO DO IT RIGHT?
>>62033173But I thought financial advisors just say to buy and hold broad market index ETFs, contribute monthly, and ride out the waves
>>62033165> it's literally pooey lord of the flies over thereI'm ready for my global economy to be backed by the izzat
Didn't the biden admin do some market fuckery with the SPR in 2022The market is pricing in nothing happening
>>62033161Don't pay what you owe, fuck the government fuck the police.
i dont like that all my positions depend on boots on the ground plus a reasonable market response over the weekend
>>62033173>Then I moved into miner stocks on the rebound.you mean the march rebound where it crashed.
>>62033180>a happy endingWait what?
>>62032419is iran retarded? US can just bomb the whole island and destroy both iran's infrastructure and some of its troops in one go
What index most closely tracks how many times the orange migger lies in a day?
>>62033188Oil
Are people still caught up in the Iran "war" kayfabe?
gaybabe
>>62033199it's real niggeras real as israel wanting to bomb every fucking nigger within 1000 miles
Solded my healthcare holdings today. A plastics shortage will hit in early April and it's going to smash a lot of equipment specialists. Food companies too - most of the expense of your food is the packaging.>>62033172>TL: Google introduced an algorithm that cripples results under what is termed "memory efficiency"
>>62032840>only 1 white straight man in the candidatesnot saying being a conservacuck is better but jesus christ imagine being a democrat
If it's true that the USA has 30 year old mail men with 300k saved who are getting student loans forgiven for their "service" then I know where I can save us some TP dollars... By replacing most mail delivery with gig workers. And by gig workers I mean gig workers until we can replace gig workers with artificial workers. But I guess we can all continue to pay for anon's college and salary so he can put pre sorted pieces of paper into pre numbered boxes while goombling on options with us here all day. FUCKING GRIM.
>>62033177it took 25 years for the dow jones to return back to it's pre great depression levelsit took 15 years for nasdaq to recover from the dotcom crash, and the 2008 financial crisis didn't help eitherthe jap nikkei didn't recover from it's 1990s value until 2014. obviously today's market is different with rampant intervention and bailouts, but you 100% can get fucked by downturns and lose decades, especially if it's at the critical time where you're about to retire and need that money.
>>62033203Cool hope they do it just makes more people hate them
>>62033210the usps does not pay well, the only real benefit is the healthcare and retirement
>>62033212as far as i can tell they love everyone hating them
>>62033211a lot of new investors hit the market during covidthey are gonna start selling their stocks as well as old peopleredemptions are coming
>>62033213Yea I'm gonna cool it with the mailman talk now. You just made my point for me. Also on a side note, UPS delivered some shit to me from shenzen china in 3 days. Now THATS postal servicing!
>>62033224believe it
i shorted goldman sachs today
So what happens when most of the world runs out of gas and prices become unaffordable for most people?Should we just go back to being an agrarian civilization
Feels like this market is too volatile to buy options right now. Should I just buy VIX every Friday?
>>62033232just inflation, that's it
>>62033232We'll just walk to work and reside in 15 minute cities. It'll be great!
Will the S&P500 go down or up the moment US marines arrive on Iran? From the podcasts(Daniel Davis) I listen to, it is extremely likely this will happen on the weekends, after the market is closed.
>>62033238this. I can't wait for expiring credits, I won't have to worry about saving anymore.
>>62033210>crying about a federal worker getting loans forgiven when the federal gov budget has run a deficit since 2001, most of that being from social security and medicaid so you want to fuck over a mailman doing a critical service to have more to spend on old people not having to die in the street and earning a subsistence living from SS?
>>62033240depends on equipment loss. heavy loss will be extremely bullish. light to no loss will crab or bleed.
>>62033243>fuck over a mailmanHe's ripping me off and gloating like a smug faggot anonymously about it. Fuck his goy family.
>>62033240Opinions of your podcast aside, it going down as a result of escalation of boots on ground is reasonable. Whether that shit lasts until open of futures/market? who fucking knows
>>62033240The strength of equity markets is directly correllated to the amount of goy blood spilled.
>>62033240This is how it will happen:>Troops are landing on the shores of Cock Island>They look at their watch: 8:59 PM EST>Just a few more moments...>8 PM EST!>Troops scramble out of their landing boats, run onto shore>They are met with ballistic missiles and drones launched from the Iranian shoreline>Just as some Marines think they found a depression to take cover in, they realize the whole island has been booby trapped with mines>Air coverage is non-existent as the airspace is contested and unsafe>The troops realize this was a sacrifice and a suicide mission>They all die before futures open on Sunday night>Market open>TRVMP TRVTH: THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ HAS BEEN SAVED, OUR MIGHTY MILITARY HAS DESTROYED THE IRANIAN FORCES AND SHIPPING WILL BEGIN THIS WEEK>Market green dildoes, SP500 hits 7,000 in one wick>Even as evidence comes out that thousands of soldiers just got killed, the market stays at 7,000Everything is okay, just buy
>>62033251we did it reddit
>>62033251So the US has time travel capabilitiesGood to know
>>62033251Kek
>>62033253>the US has time travel capabilities>Good to knowHe knows...
>The NYT reports total confusion in the White House.>Trump is desperately looking for a way out of the war to save the markets.>Countries like Turkey, Egypt, and Pakistan are stepping in to mediate because Trump's disastrous war is threatening the entire global economy.
What did Trump mean by this?https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2036975697671946362
>>62033262>>62033262>>62033262
As a panican, I can now safely predict Trump's Iran victory
>>62033251>as the airspace is contested and unsafeRIIIIIIIIDE INNNNN TOOOOO THEEEEE DANGER ZONE
>>62033187And then iran gonna bomb the desalination plants in Arabia and the entire region gonna get so fucked, there would be no recovery to it.>>62032816Taking it without destroying its infrastructure would give USA leverageAlmost 90% of Iran oil goes from there.So if you can take it while the infrastructure are intact, you can bargain with it.If however they have bombed it, Iran might have surrendered but not before destroying every oil refinery in the region and making oil $200 or more
third worlders cope posting about the war is actually insufferable yes yes the us will be completely destroyed very soon, great post
>>62033279I just hope the Iranians have read Dune
>Sons of Ukraine THE MOTHERLAND CALLS!
>>62033160If by letting glories pick my role, you mean letting my high IQ brain express its agency, then yes.
>>62033156I work one day a week and can quit anytime I want. It's a nice route in a small rural town, gets me out of the house.
>>62032868>>62032874>>62032868It's not pure manager nigger LinkedInnery, they have a logic to it: they think they can train the AI to replace you and failure to train the AI is grounds for discipline.Meanwhile at my goyim-deal-with-the-real world company with meatspace output, they just got a corporate CGPT account last month. They made us take a couple Altman-Fried provided webinars about how we should be using it, but that's it. I do have to remember they can read my prompts when logged in thoughever.
>>62032580Is that the schizo chinaman from youtube that every other normalfag is hailing as some sort of a nostradamus? He is retarded >>62032817>he doesn't know
>>62033240Down.If Iran gets further pressured they might just fire of everything they got left at infrastructure creating chaos. But midterm it should have downward pressure on oil, but I wonder if US bonds will get fucked
>>62033232/n/'s wet dream will come true
