GIGABOBO ON A RAMPAGE Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious /smg/ thread>>62035236
+8% or -8%, call it.
Makes Iran richer
>>62035911GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU STUPID ORANGE MIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> nows
>>62035908Yes.
short oil
plan truster herewe're gonna be alright
>>62035927did he died?
Surely we will see a recovery today. There is no way it will continue drilling like that
>>62035932What's the plan ?
So, this stupid ass market will only start correcting once we see rationing (oil, natgas, fertilizer, and so on) in Australia, Japan, South Korea, doesn't it? I'm not counting India/Thailand/Vietnam and other SEA countries as the market won't care about them, yet they should as they're early indicators of what will happen to the more important ones. Including the entire G7 countries.The level of energy disruption is unheard off in modern history, and yet we're sitting near ATH still when we should already be -30% lower and counting.Incredible how fucking delusional this market is.
If you’re long, betting in some sort of TACO tweet, or shitposted about oil going down, you’re retarded and deserve to lose your money. Bond market is pricing in 2022
>>62035911
>>62035939Remember when people said “don’t fight the trend” on the way up?
He got me last year with the tariffs. I'm not selling, in fact, I'm buying.
>>62035943Ukraine droning Russian infrastructure has been priced in for years silly
>>62035947Does anyone have the version with the pink wojaks flying by?
This shit is far from over. I'm loving it
>MSFT
Feels like there could be a -5% day on the indexes any day now
Are we pricing in boots right now or will the vix explode come Monday? Feels like falling knives right now...
>>62035947
It's over. It's ultra mega giga over
straddle feels kinda like shit. wheres my fucking pump or dump niggers. no fucking WAY can they just hold the market here for another 2 hours
>>62035948I have too low IQ to process such information sorry. I'll just keep doubling down on my calls until it works.
it's over
>SPY
>>62035954SAAARRRR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE 365 SUBSCRIPTION, SAARRRR PLEASE NOOOOO
>>62035959
>>62035973
>>62035965people are pricing in trumps nigger friday tweet
Let the equities burn.
>>62035968is this real?
Sold all of my remaining stocks right before the orange retard attacked Iran since I have a wedding to pay for in August and bought a Lexus IS300 Sportcross to go to Norway with this summer for a honeymoon with our dog.Feels great to be on the right side once.
Boy if I were still holding my MUU right now I'd sure be mad
>>62035911I've got some money. What should I buy?
>>62035943crops
>>62035920Try -12%
AAAIIYEEE I need a taco, fuck
>>62035968>just watching the world burn while I chill in my bunkerliving the dream
>>62035977straddle feeling a bit better now. let the niggerdump resume or something
We have officially entered bear market
>>62035947Goddamn if that ain't a prizewinning beast right there, son. Boy I tells you if that bar was a hog instead I'd lasso her up and take her round the county fair. Win me a prize. Win me a ribbon. Reckon you might still be able to do it if yer shaved her down, stuck on a curlycue tail with some Elmer's. Hell of a prank to pull on those boys at the fair. Haha. Seeing an animal like that gets ya thinking, ya know? Does this old farmers heart proud to see them get so big. I cannot believe that people are still "buying the dip" this afternoon, you're about as useful as a handbrake in a helicopter. This old folksy man of the land got a good laugh out of y'all this morning. Bitching about the price action of MU. You were still holding MU? I got me some kin next county over, boy got the down syndrome and even he wouldn't be caught dead holding MU after the last couple a weeks. Yessir you boys are dumber than dirt. Yessir I love seeing a big fat bar like that un.
Fug
XOM is saving my ass today
>>62035954>MSFT2 days ago, down 4% since....
>>62035945what's the play anon? im so lost
>>62035980You sold your investments to pay for a future divorce, a depreciating asset and appreciating vet bills?Ngmi.
>>62035980>Getting married>buying a depreciating asset
>>62035911I respect this guy a lot and he has been right about a lot of things, typically isn’t a panican and has good charts brought from Bloomberg Terminals not from market watch (free).How correct is he, or what is he missing?:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-S3O-hgo1ko&pp=ygULaW5mcmFub21pY3M%3D
Stock to watch for the coming plastics shortage:>MondiAbout to complete a merger to become the pan-European industry leader and the continent's largest containerboard manufacturer, perfectly timed to absorb the migrating demand from the plastics sector.>VidralaStrong EBITDA and cash generation with a significant hold on glass jar and bottles production in Europe.>CorbionManufacturer of biobased compostable polymer that coincidentally uses agricultural products like sugarcane and corn rather than oil.
>>62035995WERE IN BEARRRR MARKETTTTTSTOCKMARKETFUNDING DOT COM TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING WE GOT ALL THE SHORT SELLS
>>62035989Chef D is serving up a fat one. I think it's already drafted in his notes.
>it's overYou know the orange demented nigger will just tweet monday 30min before the open on LieSocial something along the lines of "WE CONTROL THE ISLAND, GREATEST MILITARY OPERATION IN DECADES THAT ONLY THE MIGHTIEST ARMY IN THE WORLD (USA'S) COULD ACCOMPLISH", with a picture of a waving flag on some desert soil (war flags are back in fashion since 2022), and then it will rip everything up, right? Oh, don't ask whether it changes anything for the Hormussy still tight as ever. Nor don't ask why the gore FPV footage are not aired on Foxnews. Nor ask why after being take the mission looks like this against shithed spam. The market will rip up either way because it's all a clown show.I'm already tired by the weekend that's coming. i'm already tired by the level of jewish trickery we're about to witness that should theoretically be impossible.I'm tired.Just fucking tired.
>>62036004>>62036005Kek. 3 seconds.
>>62036006When posting links get rid of the ampersand(&) and everything after it
>>62035995IDK about officially but we are in a downtrend
this war is becoming more and more of a nothingburger as time goes bylonging good ol' s&p
>female natural gas>in or around my month and nose holespick two
>>62035994>>62035994>>62035994Serious question, what compels GME baggies to lie and cope like this? Is it sunk cost fallacy?
>>62036005No hymen no diamond is sound investing advice, even if you don't want to hear it.
>>62036009When I was a kid, a correction was -10% and a bear market was -20%. You boys are so soft these days.
>>62035999I tried to tell them. Oil stocks are the only way to win. S&P, Brent futures, all being manipulated. You think you've made it because the price jumped? One tweet and it's dumped. Meanwhile XOM, CVX, TTE, SHEL, BP only goes up.
>>62035950You all could have just bought Chevron or Exxon calls dated a few months out and been up massively. There’s still plenty of time.
>>62036011Same lad.
>>62036016Why?
>>62036004Love my partner and love my dog even more. The car has already depreciated for almost all of its value since I bought it for less than 6k USD. Wedding isn't too expensive at 11k in total for 60 guests which will be 5.5k for me since we split it 50/50.
>>62035954>NSA demands AI and full computer scanning of service device>Microslop implements at own cost>stock tanks because nobody wants itwhat did they mean
Thoughts on entering BTC?
>>62035980Based. Happy 4 u
>>62036019The female natural gas tankers stuck in the hormuz are slowly having their stank gains literally evaporated, tragic
>>62035976
>>62036020fuck you in particular
Let me guess, (((administration officials))) have placed puts bracing for a Trump post
>>62036002If economy can handle inflation = 2022If economy can’t handle inflation = 1970s
>Marco Rubio on Iran:>The Strait of Hormuz can be open tomorrow if Iran stops threatening global shipping.https://x.com/clashreport/status/2037235223826498025
>>62036028The rest is fingerprinting shit tied to you
Iran I'm begging you to fuck up Dubai.
>RUBIO: HORMUZ COULD BE OPENED TOMORROW IF IRAN ALLOWED IT
What’s your heaviest bag?
>>62036039>I'm straight if Netanyahu takes his cock out of my ass
>>62036031According to le halving the bottom for crypto isn't til october anon. DCA and see how things are looking around fall. That's what I'm doing.
>>62035927waaaaait a minute
it's just beyond retarded
>>62036031I think it can go lower
>>62036043>THAT HORMUSSY SO TIGHT, JUST WAITING TO BE GRABBED
>>62036039He's so smart he could be president.
>>62036046
>>62036033it doesn't bear thinking about desu
>>62036046Nuscale power (-77%)
>>62036046S&P 500
>>62036053>>6203604960k is probably a good entryI remember the last halving the market front-ran it
>RDDT taking massive collateral dmg from META and GOOG lawsuitkek social media baggies
Many people say the golden age of trading is over
>30 year bond yield has climbed to 4.94%>30 year tips bond has climbed to 2.72%
>>62036063people have tried to repeat this gag a few times and been run over. during the coup in turkey i believe the tank accelerated.
>>62036031I haven't been keeping up with if recently. Where is microstrategy's pain point these days?
>>62036061believe it or not, you can fit a full-sized HK SOCOM .45 in that cute lil bussy bag
>>62036039'if' doing real work there. Genius shit out of these retarded MIGA apes.If I were a mutt I'd feel the slow prickly start of impending panic right about now...
>>62036066hiro needs to pay for babe's therapy bills...
>>62036063That’s a pretty good one
>>62036067I'm getting more and more tempted to start using options
>>62036033I'm eating you filthy degenerate. Pls stop.
>>62036046GAMB
>>6203605260 years old
>>62035942>hijack iranian oil tankers to suppress oil prices for the next month>continue all out Ariel offensive while iran begs for forgiveness its simple really. hegseth didn't need to come up with anything more strategic
>>62035984C R O P SROPS>>62035893
>The Trump administration delivered a 15-point ceasefire proposal to Iran via Pakistani intermediaries. It reportedly includes demands for Iran to abandon nuclear ambitions, among other conditions>Iran rejected it as "maximalist," "one-sided," and "unfair," denying formal talks while issuing its own demands. Mixed signals continued: Tehran launched new strikes even as it sent messages on ending hostilities.>Trump stated Iran is "begging for a deal" and warned of harsher action if they don't get "serious," while claiming the US is close to objectives or has essentially "won." A deadline was mentioned around March 27. US officials signaled openness to a deal alongside continued military pressure.>Economic fallout described as a "catastrophe" by officials (e.g., German Defence Minister), with energy disruptions and global effects from the conflict.
>>62036046Unironically my gold hedge. It was not supposed to be this way.
>>62036042The fall of Dubai has been one of the few good things to come out of this war. It's not so much their shitty government but all the fake-tan, lip-filler scumbags who went there and couldn't stop gloating about "how much better it is than the UK". Now they flee like rats and beg to be let back in.
DEAR STOCK MARKET GODS I NEED ONE THING RIGHT NOW, A NIGGERPUMP OR A NIGGERDUMP. NO NIGGERCRABS PLEASE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
>>62036006Well its not going to be 250 USD a barrel for sure, can't be arsed to watch the video but this is just panican talk. It doesn't even make sense because the volume of oil and natgas shut off by the strait just can't have it go that high. Even if the volume was that high other producers would ramp up their production like crazy to offset it.
>>62036038i bought xom calls. 182.5c apr 17'26
>>62036091My recent gold buys are my heaviest bag, but I feel fortunate that all it is.
>>62036068R.I.P gold.>>62036089Unethical and this is coming from an oil shill.
(you) might be.... Hooked!
>>62036098The issue is that just because production drops by 20% doesn't mean the price jumps 20%. It actually means the price rises until 20% of consumption stops because its too expensive. And because its oil at a certain point people will pay whatever it takes and it can sky rocket
>>62036101>he bought at the top
Still time to buy CANE. We just getting started
>>62036061Anyone gay enough to buy that bag could probably just keep their possessions up their arse.
Why is gold dumping? Isn't it supposed to be the go-to asset when things are shaky?
SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTORGOT A CASE OF MARKET BIPOLARSTUCK ON A ROLLER COASTERCAN'T GET OFF THIS RIIIIIIIIDEyou (Drumpf) change your mind like a girl changes clothes
>>62036103hypocrite
>>62036116BECAUSE THEY ARE RAISING CAPITAL. THEY ARE SELLING BIG WINNERS
>>62036115It's european!!!!
>>62036111I’ve been buying the top for 5 years so not too shook. There is no top on gold
Didn't play today, what made SPY drop so much?I had a feeling it was gonna drop, but the usual chop up down 1 or 2 dollars all day, not near 10.Fucking kill this shit
>>62036116No it is the go to asset when people think things will get shaky in the future.Then upon shakiness everyone sells.Then everyone remembers gold is the safety asset and it is the first to recover.Do none of you smiggers read?
>>62035911>zoom out the chart>spy is literally back to the last friday, before the bullshit gigapump born from a 5 am tweet>crude oil also traveled back in time 6 days>Fx markets against the usd also traveled back in time 6 daysstop noticing, normal market conditions, nothing to see here
>>62036090The weirdest part of this is that Trump really did ask the Iranians for a truce. This means that the USA is losing and trying to get out contrary to what they are saying.
>>62036098I think his central point is that >demand = supply and for that to happen you need a price at which people use 25% less energy.That’s probably a pretty high price isn’t it?
>>62036116People want cash right now either because theyre scared or hungry. It'd be a good idea to buy gold again before they start revving up the printers again once this oil disruption starts hitting our economy. Or maybe something else you might think could help your bills from being burned in real time
>>62036125Ceasefire rejected. Oil back up
>>62036130Anyone with the slightest understanding of modern military doctrine knows that nothing short of occupation can stop them from sending out drones and missiles
how's the oil doing, lads
>>62036116Metals cycle is over, for now. Minors run their course. We rotating into oil, fertilizers and crops now.
>>62036122Made for the American market. Europoors can't afford such luxury, remember?
>>62036125Orange migger lied, our portfolios died
>>62036140When is the planting season?That should be like soon right?
>>62036116What the others said but also because treasuries become easier to invest in than gold when their yields go up because holding gold is generally a pain and the only reason why people do it is because treasuries usually pay fuck all. That's the theory I read anyway.
>>62036046CRL at $250, hoping for re-shoring of drug manufacturing and development.
>>62036137They have a 1m man standing army. Not sure the few marines are up to it. Maybe delta can even the odds?
>>62036138
>>62036137they should have had you to lead the war babe, you would have done everything right.
>>62036039Is he trying to make the algos overlook the small 'if'?
>>62036153I think it's half a million but the issue is that the entire country is mountains.
>>62036120>oil skyrockets>worst case scenario is you have to bike to work>fertilizer skyrocketsworst case scenario is that you starve
>>62036138Im poor but im about to buy more. Up 5.02% on it right now. Just buying it so I can try and eek out a loss I sold from the monday taco before everything dumped back down. Everything else is in newly labeled "commodity" cryptos. Crypto is 100% in a bear market, everything worth buying is down 50% right now since last October round abouts. I'm not banking on an oil short squeeze but I might make about 200 dollars at this rate for my shitcoins.
>>62036035
>>62036074Its not a price but a time, the debt is structured in such a way to last at least 5 years, so basically the only way it actually goes bust is the cycle ends
Nasdaq trying to bottom out now. Sideways clubbed seal mode enables it to crawl slowly back through the 2std of the VWAP. The bad news for (you) is that it's failing to do that so far lmfao
>>62036140fertilizers tickers?
>>62036158Nobody is starving any time soon anon.
/weat/
>>62036166
>>62036157They announced today that they called up reserves to 1m.
>>62036160strangely accurate
>>62036046SDIV, currently -2.96%, not too badI guess it includes some oil tanker stocks or other stupid shit that's now appreciating against the general trend.
>>62036160holebros ww@
>>62036158You won't starve. Farmers will just move to nitrogen fixers like beans which is unironically good for the land. (And good for degenerate lady fart sniffers)
MU MARINESCOVER MEI'M GOING IN
For me, it's when something you build is perfectly square
>>62036137And not Afghanistan style we sort of there haha occupation, you need ww2 tier full time military presence, refugee filtration camps, military enforced curfew and so on. It will be complete (geo)political suicide.
Did any of you buy META in 2022? I was looking at the chart when it was at around 100 and I feel like a retard for not buying.
>>62036170ohwell fuck
DO SOMETHING HOLY FUCK
Bobo is coming back for seconds....
>>62036046some stupid italian stock I've bought after a 10% fall, it still hasn't recovered
>>62036183same, i couldve full invested and been happy, but i wouldve probably sold before the peak anyway
>>62036157>>62036170IF there is a ground invasion, it will be swift and will target major iranian cities. there will be no guerrilla warfare
>>62036179*pays 21 life*
>WAR
>missed out on NRGU
>>62036194Hell yeah
can we ban bobo posting? they are getting kinda toxic ngl
>>62036033>female natural gas tankers stuck in the hormuzYou are talking about dubai chocolate porta potty transporters?
>>62036181Where's the fun in that? I prefer to build things for life so make sure they aren't square just to annoy the cunt that will have to work on them after I'm gone.
>>62036193>there will be no guerrilla warfareThey have a million soldiers. And mountains. There will be guerrilla warfare
>>62036197i unironically fomoed into xom and nrgu calls. sorry oil sisters
>>62036183META would rocket if they fired the retard CEO that burns capital on his dogshit vanity projects.
>>62036200Cocky bobos are my but signal thougheverbeit.
Where are you. You fuck! Ima calling you out. Show yourself. Is it you gobbler. One such as he is only capable of such arseholery!SHOW YOURSELF
>>62036184unless they have flying carpets that's kind of irrelevant babe. there's no invasion planned and there never was. we might seize some islands but that's nothing the military can't handle, and there's very little iran can do in response. quit catastrophizing and writing headcanon, you should be using this as a learning opportunity instead of reinforcing your bad habits. everyone knows you hate israel, you don't have to make a whole performance out of every change in the headlines to make sure you're constantly advocating against jews.
Must have asked the guitar thread on /mu/ three times over the years what chords this bear was playing, always got a reply. A E
>>62036193Brave.
>>62036046VUZI, MSFT, and GRT
KEK MICROSOFT
>>62036046RACE
>>62036176My buddy and I are doing a pig roast in a pit this summer. Gonna be fucking SWEET Apparently you gotta wrap the fucking thing in palm fronds though idk where the shit we're getting those.
>>62036204itll be one hard strike using aerial and ground support. we are not staying in a long conflict
>>62036046UROY
>>62036211and it's how you got sucked into a cult in the first place. it's seriously funny how instead of being contrite and apologizing for voting for this and being his biggest jockrider for a year you're scrambling for a new position
>>62036207Yeah I bet you send out a lot of Butt Signals you fucking homo haha
>>62036219But how else would Trump get his third term?
>>62036200ok, now I feel less bad for today
>>62036205sell that shit before you get burnedcome to the warm embrace of CANE
>>62036207>thougheverbeitthats not a real word but w/e
>>62036221>a yearforgive me, TEN YEARS. since the elevator right? i've seen you post that.
MU MARINESI'M HIT TELL MY WIFE I LOVED HER
Ok it's over.
>>62036218Tin foil works just as well.
bros...https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2037235638705987983
>>62036230Why is it down 7%
>>62036234This administration does not fill me with confidence. No siree.
>>62036230we will rally
>>62036235big software breakthrough from google, reduces memory needs from ai by 80%.
>>62036234are they going to announce a secret peace deal?
>>62036104Buddy you could've done it a long time ago!
>>62035954Maybe I'll break even in 2050
WE NEED A RECOUNT ON QQQ THIS IS A FUCKING LIBERAL SCAM
>>62036235I dunno. Global crisis or war immanent
>>62036205Kek baggie
>>62036235He buyded.
>>62036234i just slurp for the 2nd time today
>>62036233Thanks man, I will indeed do that instead. Gonna be a blast to have some drinks and roast up a hog anyway, right? Kinda primal. That's why we gamble on the market, so we can afford whole pigs and booze with the boys.
>>62036226It is actually. I looked it up. Its in the great faggot dictionary. The person using it is the ultimate faggoteer, aka, a reddit user.
QRD on why we're selling off?
>>62036234>Mr Nethenyahu I don’t feel so good
>>62036234Billions of capex well spent
>>62036251panicansabout to be HEEMed once iran is begging for a second attempt at a cease fire
>>62036239That'd be based if true, but the drop would probably be a lot more than -7% after how much they were shilling being bought out for the next infinity years.
>>62036235stop ignoring me. it drives me crazy and we need to comfort each other right now. i don't want to get under your skin to get your attention. what is the matter? point to where it hurts and i will make it better.
>>62036251Capital raise for the SpaceXD ipo
>>62036257
>>62036239Oh well thanks, you're right on the money >Google (via its research team) publicized TurboQuant, a new compression algorithm (along with related techniques like PolarQuant) designed to significantly reduce memory usage in large language models (LLMs) and vector search engines>It can compress the "key-value cache" (a memory-intensive part of AI models that stores past calculations) down to as little as 3 bits per value>This leads to at least a 6x reduction in memory requirements for that component, with up to 8x faster performance on some hardware.>Importantly, it does this without retraining the model or losing accuracy (based on tests with models like Gemma and Mistral).>Investors worried that if AI systems need far less memory (DRAM/HBM) to run or train models efficiently, long-term demand for physical memory chips could weaken—hurting pricing power and sales for suppliers like Micron.I swear I heard someone analyzing that recently. That breakthroughs in software would reduce the need for hardware
thread theme:https://youtu.be/lcOxhH8N3Bo?si=BhDcjO9JP7LdPMxq
>>62036259it is true
>>62036257LONG OILLONG CROPSSHORT SPYSHORT TECH
>>62036260Why does nobody talk to me like this >:(
Instead of MU you should be getting LITE.
>>62036234they're JAVposting
How does bombing your mediators work out historically?
>>62036266Oh god, please make it true, so I could buy a new PC for a reasonable price. I'm kind of scared that my current one could fail my any day.
>>62036245$180 EOM
>>62036266Its a deepseak moment, meaning overblown fears that don't account for demand increasing with efficiency.MARINES I'M BACK FOR ANOTHER TOURHOORAH MU MUSSEMPER FINANCE
>>62036270be more stalkable babe
>>62036266Between their TPU's and now this, isn't google looking like the best hyperscaler?
>BREAKING: Israel wanted to assassinate Iran's Foreign Minister Aragchi and speaker Ghalibaf and had coordinates of their movements, but Pakistan warned the US against it, per Reuters. >Pakistan told the US that if Israel kills Aragchi and Ghalibaf, “there will be no one left in Iran to talk to,” and the strikes were called off.fuck this nigger country nuking my portfolio
Are we slurping or are we waiting?
>>6203591110Y BOND YIELDS OVER 4.4%AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62036248You can rent a pig spit roast cabinet from catering suppliers where I live. They make the job easy.
>>62036280yes, and their proprietary data and the android/search ecosystem. i've been telling you... it's my mom's biggest holding and my 2nd largest.
>>62036283>>62036274well, which is it?
>>62036234all this goofy regime-posting is fine, but Trump has totally fucked it and has no good will
SCOTT BUSSY IS LONGING S&P FUTURES WITH INFINITE FAKE MONEY
>>62036283they are the only 2 people left in iran? how has this war not been won for the 8746th time?
>>62036291Both
timed that 2nd slurp perfectlylets reverse course boys!!!
>>62036268Shows how well I understand this retarded market
>>62036234Image censored due to obscene levels of Netanyahu cum on his face
>>62036200Impressive, very nice. Let's see Doro's portfolio.
>>62036284if this is the bottom of the dip (it isn't), then i'm quite happy to miss some of the gain and get in laterit could be fucking carnage
i am irreversible ruined
This dip is now half as big as last year's
Long in oil, short in food distribution
>>62036219you actually retarded or just pretending to be?
>some ugly fat old fuck is getting to lick the pristine hairless pink asshole of a 10/10 right nowi NEED money
>>62036274There goes any possible chance of Pakistan staying out of it. A nuclear power by the way that have been hinting that any use of nuclear weapons against Iran (Not their friends) or other Muslim country as a potential from weapon sharing. This is rapidly going the wrong way. If it doesn't stop. Gold will eventually become the only asset that matters. Because the world will be in fucking flames.Unbelievable how little control the US is exercising over the nutter Zionists and Christian Zionists in the west.
>>62036234hes holding a gigantic red fucking candlethey have played us for absolute fools
Hoping the Nikkei gets raped this weekend so my nintendo order fills
>>62036268Kek people actually think this means they will stop buying hardware
you guys know this nigger is prolonging the war so he can win midterms by bragging about the stock market hitting all time highs and ending a war. Usually markets correct in midterm years but he’s trying to have it happen early
Just closed my blown up SPY calls so expect the market to shoot up 2%
>>62036303>leverage
>>62036287Back at Q1 2025 levels. All the work to lower it has ultimately failed. Watch out for your cornhole.
>>62036287The GB 10y is up 2.95% at 4.989ahhhhhh fuck Xi help us
>>62036309ITS NOT FAIR, BRING THE LINE UP YOU FUCKING KIKES I WANT HOT 18 YEAR OLD PUSSY
>>62036307realist pal, we learned our lesson from Iraq
>>62036318No, he's fucked it. The jews have tricked him
TRIPSANDTHEMARKETFLIPSGREEN:3
>>62036318Forget any past patterns. The ship has nobody at the helm. And the waves are rising
>>62036305no its not. its 1/4 as big
>>62036315>nintendo
>>62036334Oh fuck oh shit I'm sorry smiggies ;_;
>>62036315I wouldn't hold my breathit's basically a US listed company in japan and they already bottomed out quite a bit from the memory shortage
power half hour?
forty trillion national debt
>>62036342power bottom hour
>>62036334almost
>>62036287so after oil heems the market, PMs are the play right? we're about to experience unbelievable inflation.
>>62036345
is everyone enjoying their catastrophic market crash?
>>62036351uh i ordered mine without chesed
>>62036268>>62036266This is Indian on Indian hatecrime
>>62036353what catastrophic market crash babe? is everything alright? i miss you, please come back
TA fags, please help me out, is there any technical support level for S&P 500 above 6000?
>>62036345Watch the exponential. 80 trillion 24 months
>>62036328lol so youre actually retarded. i guess you also believe we will regain control of the shipping lanes in 2 weeks. just a quick in and out no biggie!
>>62036007Why the FUCK would you buy an alt plastics company that uses corn syrup when there’s about to be a fertilizer shortage?Are you STUPID?
>>62036266>I swear I heard someone analyzing that recently. That breakthroughs in software would reduce the need for hardwarethat has been the traditional progression for other tech
BREAKING: TALKS ARE GOING EXCEPTIONALLY WELL
things could be a lot better than this
>>62036363We will get allies if necessary. you think europe is going to stand by ideally if brent crude rockets?Its easy being a doomer because you started watching some chinks lectures a few months ago but never bet against america
>>62036353>market crash?Lmao. This is just the preliminary tickle.
>>62036305Completely different macro. Not just the war think about where we are with private credit and the AI menace. Do you think the Mag 7 of today can crawl out of a technical bear the same as the Mag 7 of last April? I sure don't.
>>62036361around 6k you could maybe call it a resistance support flip, altho that would require a reason for the success, which is hard to believe in given that prices for everything will soon be much higher and demand will be much less
Babe make it stophttps://youtu.be/0S-t45AGIpc?si=TRhgH1I0Zdxh2i7F
>>62036364bullish for corn and sugar, especially with this...
>>62036373>you think europe is going to stand by ideally if brent crude rockets?Yes. 100%. I'm not sure Americans understand the damage trump has done to relations?
>>62036386>I'm not sure Americans understand the damage trump has done to relations?Not in the slightest. It's going to take years to get back to normal levels. If we're lucky the reserves last that long
>>62036383https://youtu.be/EDwb9jOVRtU?si=tdlC_XV5mjH-_AYnWAITING FOR YOUR CALL BABY NIGHT AND DAYI'M FED UP
Babe bros…
>>62036386Still the largest contributor to NATO. They will do US's bidding as needed. Shut the fuck up you retarded doomer and stay in your rented pod watching burry lectures. Rent is due next week
>>62036391
>>62036370That means the bombing is going well>HEGSETH: WE NEGOTIATE WITH BOMBS
>>62036391If this was true, WTI would be higher.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDNT I EXIT
>>62036386First, Trump needs a plan on what to do, before asking help.
protip guys never EVER EVER trust someone who wears transparent glasses
>>62036396Nothing to do with NATO, faggot
>>62036373>you think europe is going to stand by ideally if brent crude rockets?soon they will follow spain etcs lead and settle oil payments in yuan and be given permission to cross the straight.
>more than half of Thailand's fishing trawlers are idle due to diesel pricesDemand destruction is fucking scary
>>62036408Innit
I'M TRUSTING THE PLANI'M I'M I'M GONNA TROOOOSSSSTTTTT
>>62036396You should realize by now that there will be no help. Orange nigger will run his country into the ground.
>>62036417>>62036417>>62036417
>>62036409Oil prices affect the sovereignty of all countries so yes...its their problem
>>62036391If I wasn't phone posting I'd slap a >If only you knewOn pic related.
>>62036373Speaking from Ireland. Europe is currently arranging the 5683th anti Russian sanction package rake to the face. While its now cut itself off from cheap strings-free Ural oil and gas. Bent over while the Americans blew up Nordstream. All the while Being threatened by the US to accept a deranged trade deal that enslaves us or "lose preferential access to US LNG" (exactly what they said the Russians would do but didn't).But listen to this! Assisting in attacking Europe's last possible oil and gas supply after the gulf countries are cut off by attacking Russian oil. Every day.AAAND. Talking about seizing Russian oil and gas on the high seas. And act of war they are completely unprepared to back up. And will be completely fucked without. And you are talking about what EuROpe thinks!!!???We have crosses the clow horizon.
>>62036396>NATO.Hopefully NATO will disband and you can fund your own wars from now on. We are sick of paying half.
>>62036361There's something around 6,350 and up at 6,425 but it will be ugly around there.
>>62036412>Demand destruction is fucking scaryWhy is the demand for fish dropping? Aren't people hungry?
>>62036412Retards here think they’ll get saved by fucking corn syrup.KEK
>>62036337i look like this
>>62036370>please dont spike oil prices over $100 our kike banking system cant take it thank you for your attention to this matter
>Unprecedented Houthi mobilization towards the Bab al-Mandab Strait.babes?
>>62036446nigger really?
>>62036373literal retard
>>620363616100
>>62036467back into your pod doombabby
>>62036465Wait until Egypt closes the canal. Its coming
>>62036466Checked and kekkedNo.
>>62036465>>62036475>Closing the what now?!Would be so fucking funny.
>>62036266So wait, AI gonna die Becuase billionaires are worried about how to sell more chips?Once again, humanity progress is halted Becuase Jews couldn’t make money off of it
I don't think anyone has yet realized how bad things are about to get. This is the worst oil crisis in history stacked on top of a rapidly thinning AI bubble. We are in a Great Depression 2 nightmare scenario.
