golden bear edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62035911
it's over
First for I'm going to rope myself
First for babe posting
Not a big deal you weren't going to retire next year10 year plan remains strong
I NEED A HERO!!!!!!
I would vote for him again
First for Cashnado machines being turned off to conserve energy
>>62036417I'm so glad I liquidated everything last month to buy a house, fuck this gay ass nigger AIDS tranny jew market.
I wish Biden was president. >inb4 2022 bear market Yeah caused by trumps money printing and his elected fed chair not believing in inflation until it was too late.
Kind of getting bored of this. Hope this thing will get wrapped over the weekend.
>>62036430We don't need another hero.
>>62005279adding to APP short. if u don't know what AppLovin is it's that thing you see in your adblocker all the time. 132 billion market cap get the FUCK out of here with that bullshit.
If private credit is troubled does that not imply private equity is already a zero?Debt comes before equity
>>62036432tell me you’re a cuckold without saying you’re a cuckold
>RVI doing another cheeky +10%Why did I only put $1000 into this IPO when I should've done $100000000.
>>62036408I have never known a woman who wears glasses like this to be anything other than totally obnoxious
>>62036272>buy the dipehh..
>>62036435Well at least they are getting some workout.
>>62036373Speaking from Ireland. Europe is currently arranging the 5683th anti Russian sanction package rake to the face. While its now cut itself off from cheap strings-free Ural oil and gas. Bent over while the Americans blew up Nordstream. All the while Being threatened by the US to accept a deranged trade deal that enslaves us or "lose preferential access to US LNG" (exactly what they said the Russians would do but didn't).But listen to this! Assisting in attacking Europe's last possible oil and gas supply after the gulf countries are cut off by attacking Russian oil. Every day.AAAND. Talking about seizing Russian oil and gas on the high seas. And act of war they are completely unprepared to back up. And will be completely fucked without. And you are talking about what EuROpe thinks!!!???We have crosses the clow horizon.Fuck Europe. Fuck you. And fuck the rent seeking whore you unconsciously take it up the arse from every day.
>>62036444Trips of optimism... What is this strange experience?
So the great reveal tomorrow after close? Or TACO before?
Tonight is asian Friday, tomorrow is gonna be fucking blood red
>>62036462Neither. (You) bleed.>>62036464Yes.
> nows
>>62036435for me, it's the second one who thinks the mark on the screen is an indication of where she should be tapping when it's just a response to her previous tap
ITT we have to restrict withdrawals until further notice. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62036408What the fuck are transparent glasses?
>>62036472It's weirder. She's tapping with her (assumed) husband. Look at him, he's also tapping on the other side, same screen. He has no machine in front of him.
I'm not a day trader I don't care
I bought
>>62036448I've also been short RDDT since then and I've decided to add to that as well. I will consider selling more tomorrow if there's a recovery.
>>62036460And the EU retards keeps trying to kill France nuclear energy despite all of this40% of my portfolio is in Norwegian oil though, could be worse
>>62036480One you can see-through.
>>62036438Enjoy your negative equity and double digit interest rates.
I've lost so much money this month directly because of Trump and the jews
>>62036488>And the EU retards keeps trying to kill France nuclear energy despite all of thisFunded by Russia, probably. Just like that german, Schroder.
>>62036460>clow2 goes and you still couldn't get it right paddy. Clown.
who do i kill to let my anger out?
>>62036486LMAO HE'S RED
FUNDS ARE SAFU
GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK ORANGE MIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62036464Tfw sitting mostly on cash.
As a European who owns the EU version of a Vanguard index and the EU version of the Bitcoin ETF (IB1T), I have a suspicion that by the time the DING DING DING post comes my markets have been closed for hours and my fate is already sealed, it doesn't change in the final hours.
I’ve been 50% cash since SPY hit $653, so I’m comfy. Thank you orange man
The eastern hemisphere is now in its self destruct sequence.There is no stopping it.Drumph can tweet all he wants, it makes no difference at this point.The clock of history has turned.
>>62036492Thanks, it's almost as bad as the orange retard manipulating the market every other week so his jewish handlers can profit at everyone else's expense.
>>62036496Yup, openly paid by gasprom yet they accuse everyone they disagree with of being a Russian asset
Today is January 21, 2022
Thoughts on this chart?
>>62036507based
>>62036509>Bitcoin ETFWhy not just buy bitcoin?
>>62036510I'm mostly cash, but MSFT is fucking me up the dick with a level of violence that makes me think I'm going bankrupt.
>>62036509Buy euro 600 index or EU stocksI have no EU stock to shill though as I'm really not sure what the future holds
Power 2 minutes? Obama have mercy
How the fuck you guys manage to lose money? Like do you all buy exactly at the top, wtf?
>>62036521I don't trust myself not to fuck it up and I don't think it's a good idea to hold it on an exchange.
>>62036513Sorry bud. Didn't mean to piss on your bonfire. If it's any consolation I came through the 2008 housing crash in Ireland ok. Eventually.
so how bad is the crash gonna be. we talkin like a quick and easy 2021 crash, a moderate 2008 crash, or a full on great depression crash
>>62036519MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY PLEASE TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY AND STEP ON MY COCK
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62036527yes
>>62036523You should have sold the instant they appointed an Indian CEO
i wanna buy puts but i dont think its gonna gapedown overnightfeels bad bros, cant do anything until tomorrow
>>62036533Today: -1.19%This week: +0.86%This year: -2.41%
>>62036533
>>62036529It's easy enough to take custody. At least then you can trade it 24hrs.
So what's the Truth post gonna be tomorrow boys?"BOOTS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED, IRAN HAS 48 HOURS TO RESPOND"?Or maybe "WE HAVE CONFIRMED IRANIAN NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND WILL BE LAUNCHING OURS IN 48 HOURS UNLESS THEY ARE COMPLETELY DISMANTLED!!"?
>>62036533Today: -3.00%This Week: -1.32%This Month: -9.46%This Year: -15.44%
>>62036533+0.01% (cash interest)
>>62036527The top is the best spot to buy.It’s the best vantage point to see everything else from.
Tomorrow will be the greenest day of the year.
>>62036531it depends on how long this mess lasts
>>62036533-0.16% Would be worse if I did not hold 80% cash
Man look at that volyme
Tomorrow's going to be fun.
>>62036531I'm going for a moac. Trump seems to do everything bigly.
>>62036540its gonna be nothing, absolutely nothingtheyve been selling since the retard pump monday morning
>>62036432
>>62036533Lower everydayIm just not gonna sell
>>62036439>Yeah caused by trumps money printing and his elected fed chair not believing in inflation until it was too late.A far bigger reason for it was the energy shock caused by the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Ironically we're gearing up for a rerun of that. Supply side inflation is the real killer, not printing nonsense.
>>62036540>WE ARE WINNING SO HARD ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO WIN MORE. WORLD PEACE SOON
>>62036417>markets close>spy KEEPS BLEEDING
>>62036533it kinda sucked ngl
>>62036533-0.46% But I'm 65% cash.
>>62036533Up 5% in the war port since last Monday. Made 70% on some XLE calls i buyded yesterday
>>62036472These people vote. Humanity is uninvestable.
>>62036533-3.94%+0.40% YTD
>>62036555>>markets close>>spy KEEPS BLEEDINGIt's easy to forget this part.
>>62036544X - Doubt
>>62036533From -1.2% to +1.7%. My SOXS swing saved me
TRUMP DO SOMETHING
>>62036533Im up 1-2%, didn't check the headline total though
i boughted 100 shares of spxs. i hope i can get a couple percent on it overnight so i can sell and then buy a new video game
its not dropping... its just a buying opportunity... r-right?
Thanks Christine, I was getting worried there, it definitely won’t be as bad as 2008 if you say so
>>62036576its never as bad as 2008 until it is
>>62036576Geezus babes, hold me
>>62036523Don’t worry anon, microslop will rise again. Give it 5-10 years.
>>62036533+0.00%CA$HGANG 4LYFE
>>62036576>Fuck the small people.>Lift the drawbridge.>It won't be that bad.>Sounds of orgy and castle revelry continue.
>>62036531I still don't have confidence that this will actually result in a crash. The markets are too bullshit for anything physical to matter anymore.
>>62036576
>>62036576>countries should not offer blanket support on energy costsguess thats another thing my taxes will pay for that i never benefit from and only those on gibs receive
Cinema waiting to happen
>>62036571
>>62036586problem is private credit. when liquidations start, nothing matters. its forced autosells
>>62036493It's not lost till you sell it.
1 year ago on 26th March 2025 I was 13.45% in cashBy the end of April 2025 I was 60% in cashThroughout the rest of 2025 I DCA'd back into the market on a monthly basis until I was 0% cash by December 2025.I missed the TACO boat.It was the first time since 2012 that I underperformed the market.I'm not saying it can't go lower here, but for me it was the final straw in giving up trying to predict the market.
OK, all I need is for SPY to open at $680 tomorrow and all the suffering from today will be cured.
>madrigal pharmaceuticals randomly up 10%>buyout rumourslmao, I love biotech. There is always some random bullshit going on.Too bad the rumour will most likely prove to be fake
wtfwt
>>62036576Let me translate>I AM SUGGESTING THIS IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO 2008 >IM COMMANDING EVERYONE TO TANK THE CRASH HAPPEN AND BAGHOLD FOR ANOTHER 20 YEARS>PEEPEEPOOPOOO SELL FOR YOUR LIVES
rofl what did he say holy shit
oil bros...
After hours TACO again? Wtf just happened.
WE WONPEAACCCEEEWE HAVE PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EASTCHECK OIL COMPUTER
WTFWT
>>62036598>680bro... everything will be alright... someday it will
>pumping on more orange migger lies
what was that?
>>62036586>oil shock>high inflation>consumers stop spending>job losses>consumer credit/mortgages start defaulting>contagion to all sectorsI can't feel anything other than a deep recession is coming
ORANENIGGER
iran power plant destruction postponed by 10 days, lmaohe tacoed again after he already tacoed. no one thought the us was gonna hit power plants anymore anyway
JFC he's lying again
nice "free" market you have there
This is the TACO
>>62036533-2.47%>that yuge green candle immediately after market close
>>62036571>>62036616>can't feel anything other than a deep recession is comingHow to survive recession?And get rich.
Hahaha ha faggots, AH pump
>>62036626>no caps and a coherent, prepared statementbros we are fucking nuking iran aren't we
>>62036626>as per iranian government requestSure buddy
I know that with tomorrow's dip buying, things will at least recover a little, RIGHT?
Thank GOD I didn't hold SOXS over AH KEK baggies
Imagine being an algo trader right now.
>>62036535I was going to sell but got greedy.>>62036580As soon as it pumps into the mid $400s, I'm selling at a loss. I don't want to be an eternal bagholder.
Fuck all you doomer faggotsEnjoy renting forever
MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN
>>62036626>you have 48 hours or you will be obliterated>you have 5 more days>how about a ceasefire deal?>okay you have 10 more days
i hope the democrats lock up not just Trump and his family, but all his friends too that are clearly manipulating the market with puts and calls
why didnt it pump further
>>62036640Nobody is biting kiddo. Go back to /pig/. You do much better there.
>only goes down by a couple of %It's starting to lose it's effectiveness. Should be back to where it was in little to no time.
>>62036646priced in
I was tired of winning anyway.
cant believe they let him get away with just doing this bullshit to markets every day. completely dead options went from fucking 3 cents to a buck. fucking 30x
>>62036626there's a key to every lock and a path to every destination. keep trying donald.
>>62036646Because he's a lying nigger lmao
a timeline of TACO
>>62036646because he already tacoed. no one thinks the us is really going to ever strike irans power plants
>>62036643Remember when he said we'd get tired of all the winning?
>>62036626How exactly does this encourage Iran to capitulate at allThe positivity of this depends entirely on you believing trump when he implies things are going well
Trump's truths are losing power in a rapid pace. Only retarded algos trust him (less and less tho) and they are all losing money lmao. SPY will close <640 tomorrow. Trump is fucked (in the ass).
>>62036626Uhh donald.You’re a little late on the draw there, markets closed 15 minutes ago…
>>62036654what did he say
>>62036571he started a new forever war and sideways fucked oil that’s not enough for you?
>>62036659It's enough for the algobots.
DEVIL QUADS AND THIS IS THE BOTTOM
>>62036655Would make a good dual taco holder.
why did he do it as soon as market closed?
T-minus 34 hours before potential boots on the ground timeline
>>62036665>>62036666So close....
kek oil is already bouncing back to where it was 10 hours ago
>>62036647>Pakistan said Iran was considering the U.S.’s proposals, in indirect talks, ahead of the Friday deadline Trump set for Strait of Hormuz to openYou lost trannyRent is due next week
>>62036662two more weeks
>>62036417>THE TACO IS FADING
>YOU HAVE 48 HOURS + 5 DAYS + 10 DAYS TO OPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, THAT I ALREADY WON, THAT WAS NEVER CLOSED, THAT I DON'T NEED, THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT, THAT'LL OPEN ITSELF EVENTUALLY, OR I WILL BOMB YOUR CIVILIAN ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE. THIS DATE IS FIRM. THERE WILL BE NO EXCEPTIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>62036626>>62036643They can't stop iran leveling infrastructure and beg for any save face out while trying their best to not let bibi in.
>>62036667he did it this time for options manipulation. completely dead options with a few minutes to go just go up 30xguarantee more insider trading happened on this. really needs investigated and then prosecuted
>>62036674
>>62036430He needs an hero!!!!
>>62036667because futures settlement is at 4:14pm
>>62036671I recognise you from /pig/ kiddo. Go play there. You don't belong here, the only candles you know are scented to mask the stench in your mother's basement.
>>62036533-2.38% today.
The orange nigger just can't help himself, can he?
>>62036674Donnie you can’t keep playing like this
Ever notice how when jews die for israel, they always say may their memory be a blessingHow come they never extend the same courtesy for the goys dying for them
The Buckbroken in Chief
Ok that's ncie trump, 10 more days, but is the strait closed?
>>62036678He knows his political career is over.He knows his legacy is ruined.He knows he will get impeached and possibly prosecuted. It's over for him. So he will use what little power he has left to make a few shekels for his jew friends and family in hope that someone will protect him once it all comes crashing down.
>>62036685I own my mcmansion paid for in cold hard cash from Q1 2025 gains (right before the tarrif dump)You lostPeace in 2 weeksSeethe more
With that kind of market manipulation, Kushner will be a trillionaire before Musk.
>>62036533i was happy today until taco don stole 70 dollars from me at 4:11pm
>>62036533>+4.21&100% energy of course
>>62036662
>>62036668I voted for student loan forgiveness and biden gave it to israel. The market maker j's wound up paying my debts though.
So 2 more weeks, give or take a few days
>>62036705stop loss sisters...
>>62036626I actually believe this.And it might sound like a meme but I'm convinced that in 2 weeks everything will be over.
>>62036707>>620367094 more weeks confirmed
>taco again>oil still going upuh oh... I think the taco trick doesn't work anymore...
>>62036697What happened?
>>62036674Japan released 45 days worth of oil reserves.A tanker takes 20-25 days to get from Ras Tanura to a Japanese refinery and discharge.48 hours + 5 days + 10 days + 25 days = 42 days
When your fighting a war against someone, is it commonplace to remove the sanctions against them
>>62036711i didnt use a stop loss i just exited because my feel on afterhours has changed. id rather not wake up to a bigger loss in the morning
>>62036533-4.8%
TACO isn't going to keep working when Hormuz remains closed and oil is $150 a barrel in 2 weeks
>>62036717Japs deserve it.
>>62036701Bruh after his stunt with Iran, his family is living on borrowed time.He’s put them all in danger. Even Barron.
April 9 is the ceasefire date deadline. Load up
>>62036715You can only cry wolf so many times
>>62036724nigga shut up
>>62036724Iranian bot lol
>>62036712
>>62036722>22>2 more weeksDang
>>62036613I was just kidding, but I'll be a lot happier if we close above $650 tomorrow.
I see the panicans are lubing up for a proper Trump xeet
>>62036724I'm claiming Kai Trump as comfort woman.
>>62036730You’re right, i should just keep quiet as they get picked off one by one.
>>62036724Nothing will happen to them.Rich people are treated as deities in the US.
>>62036724>Even Barron.Especially Barron.
Yes trump his family and everyone supporting him deserves to die the most painful deaths imaginable
I DEMAND A NEW TWEET, THIS PUMP WAS FOR ANTS, ITS NOT ENOUGH
>NFLX>MCO>SPGI>GTLBholy shit i'm a stockpicking GOD
>>62036727>April 9 is the ceasefire date deadline.To be extended for another fortnight on April 8th.
>mfw closed my shorts before closealso there was another volatility spike 10 minutes before trump's post
>2 TACO Supremes in less than a week>The last one even woke the normies up>Bloomberg/WSJ/Kike news all reported on the 15 minute frontrun>He does the same thing 4 days later>Full retraceIt's actually unironically over isnt it? Like there's no going back to normal after this.
>take a bear/crab market>insert Trump>volatility skyrockets, day trader chads make bank and all the DIAMOND HANDS baggies ropeI VOTED FOR THIS
>>62036729Wrong.Religions managed to do that for thousands of years consecutively.
I give it less than 24 hours before Trump changes his mind again. The orange ape is talking to a Magic 8 Ball thinking it's the Iranians.
>>62036749>ceasfire on Passoverhaha ok whatever dude
>>62036701Fellow Scaramucci enjoyer?The Mooch (tm) said Zion Don's focused on stealing everything not nailed down, pardoning himself and his family and.... that's it.
>>62036759I don't care about such things.
>>62036701Yeah I'd say you are correct.
Feel like I should set some orders trying to catch these scam tweet oil dumps
>>62036751If everyone can predict it, then it's not insider trading
>>62036750I was a little late, still up 8% today. Feels good not holding overnight for trump to tweet some dumb shit.
>>62036749in april fools he will extend it 2 more weeks
WEAKSAUCE PUMPHUMILIATED FOR THIS SMALL PUMP
>>62036751He is for sure killing retails interest with this garbage.Eventually they will even admit they miss retail.
>>62036763Jew would be mistaken
>>62036764Is there a version with audio?
OIL IS DOWN ONLY $1 HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>62036533+3.5%, this war is comfy.
>>62036758Let’s hope the 8-ball gives him good news this time
>>62036766Prediciting =/= Timing
fuck I knew I should have bought 1dtes at close, it's a taco every lower low
>>62036763you don't commemorate the only reason you are able to exist ?
>>62036744Uh oh, looks like anon is having a lil’ melty!
>>62036787pee pee poo poo
Trump considering redirecting euros PURL weapons purchases to Iran. Taking Europe's money to fight a war he is begging them to help in.There are no depths to his Jewishness.
>>62036626Lol why does he sound so much more composed in this?
>>62036791bullish for EU arms manufacturing
>>62036792Tweet was obviously drafted by Kushner.
What happened to Rajesh?
>STX I bought literally yesterday and the day before is now down 500 bucksBro why this always happen to me. I buy and then the market crashes. This is nuts. And not in a funny way. I set several buys at various levels and it blew through all of them and put me immediately underwater.
would you get out all positions in this market it you were -35% of your net worth ?or let it roll until it gets higher again?
the truth posts are barely working.... oil still up 2.2% on the day and only 1% short of where it was before the post... and it's climbing
>>62036801I don't get how the people that were losing their minds over Hunter Biden are so okay with Trump's son-in-law being a direct beneficiary of so much of his foreign policy
>>62036802Is that the fag colored towel head meme oil baggies poster?
>shoot myself in the foot>toes visibly missing>bleeding out in real time>"I AM IN THE BEST SHAPE EVER">everyone clapsis this really how we wanna do this...
>>62036626>some faggot bragged about buying SPXS before closeLolLmao even
>>62036811Yeah but you should see the other guy. In 10 days.
>>62036764Can I get the gooning with attractive Persian women but not all the other stuff?
>>62036774https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nA_swpuQJrw
>Banks mailing out money market fund flyers.
>>62036789uhoh someone said something mean about the orange pedo, flash the /ptg/ shitskin signal and assemble our 1pbtid army
>>62036809It's strange, I agree since Hunter Biden should be much more relatable to the average Burgershart.I guess it were the dick picks.Those were humiliating to the onlookers.
>>62036790Christ is king
What picks are you all looking at right now?
>>62036800It is. Europe won't trust America again for a century. Rheinnemetal ftw. Miggers keep winning as their country is being decimated.
I have just collected a folio of pure shit hoping it would all pump with time. That was a mistake. Fuck you, rambus.
>>62036823Thank you, anon.
>>62036810Yes
>>62036809Hunters big dick is what annoyed them. Nothing more.
>>62036835That's fine.
I agree this is shit
>taco no longer does anythingit's so unbelievably over
>>62036808>the orange migger who cried taco
>>62036808I thought the Japanese where gonna be short masters. Can't they infinity print?
TACObros....why aren't they buying it...
>>62036861The algos have trump twitter fatigue
>Worst global crisis since WW2>Top Reddit post about trannies in sport
>>62036861Its actually bad news either way because it means the war will continue for 2-3 more weeks at current pace
>>62036865The new Google tech has unblocked their bullshit filters.
>>62036836SOXS in the morning
>>62036871
>>62036873>2 more weeksThis is okay>2-3 more weeks it's over
>>62036871>Worst global crisis since WW2>goat fuckers getting missiles shoved up their asses... AGAINpick 1 and only 1
ok sure no attacks on energy plants boots on ground this weekend
>>62036871that's wild
>>62036871go back
Pumping the markets for tomorrow means they want buy volume to exit their longs. That means red candle over the weekend.
>>62036884I wonder what a Kamala presidency would have been like?
>>62036363shoutout to this faggot>no boots on the ground or rapid strike going to happen>peace in 2 weeksAPOLOGIZE
>>62036884>goat fuckersJews fuck goats?
maga cucks deflecting to their tranny projection addication, never change faggots
>>62036899somehow worse. dei wouldnt be rolled back. niggers would be crashing the economy at record speed. we would have more immigrants and be sending none of them back. maduro would still be running his dictatorship of venezuela etclike there was no good person to vote for either time drumpf was up for election so the white man wins by default
>>62036905>refuse to vote for someone sane in the primaries>wtf why are there no good options???dems at least have the excuse of not having any primaries. there's no excuse for miggers pushing for trump again instead of nominating desantis or literally anyone else
>>62036645Democrat (congress critters) are in on it too.
>>62036905All valid points, I would throw on there censorship and arresting people for “hate” speech.
>>62036899much OOGA BOOGAand some BIX NOOD
oof
I collect rare jazz vinyl and you can see the 1970s oil crisis because all the vinyl from that era is noticeably thinner than the 1950s and 60s records.
>>62036904Watching them pivot from>Stop spending our money on those Jews in UkraineTo>Send all my money to defend Israel.Has been most rewarding for me.
>>62036493you'll lose plenty more in the next 12 months or so I'm pretty sure.on the bright side, your strategy was probably aiming for something longer than just the next 12 months anyway, so you simply get to take some discounts before it's back to ATHs again in two years or so.
>>62036911republicans did it because they want to see this country fall apart. what better place to have the enemy of america lie than in the conservative party
>>62036533Awful, -2.43%I'm not yet fully in the red, but it's retarded to see both tech and defense stocks down
>>62036922That was more about people realising jazz was shit.
>We love economy killing tariffs and losing wars in the middle east, almost as much as larping as both sides of the populist political spectrum
damn what a stupid ass market.
HOLY SHIT MY FUCKING CALS COULD HAVE PRINTED FUCKING THOUSANDS OF DOLRASRS IM FUCKING LITERALLY SEETHING IM MAD IM FUCKING MALDING FUCKING ORANGE FAGGOT FUCK HOLY SHIT I COULD HAVE FUCKING MADE IT AGAIN IM SOFUCKING DUMB WHY DID I CLOSE MY SHIT AT EXACTLY 16:08 YOU FUCKING MADARCHOD FUCK BITCH BLOODY FUCK FUCK YOU FUCKIN CAPTCHA DIARRHEA SHIT FUCK I WILL FUCK YOU BLODY FUCKING BENCHOD
i'm tired boss
Oh shit guys. That new 10 day deadline takes us to Easter when markets are extra closed.
>>62036929Ukraine war proved conventional military equipment for the most part is useless. It’s a new world out there, a bunch of Chinese drones can take out a 20 billion dollar ship. I wouldn’t expect a defense pump anyways until congress approves purchasing.
>>62036938pretty sure if youre a good candidate you would be negotiating much closer to 75keither way imagine working when you cant ever own anything anyway
>>62036947kek
but muh kamala
>>62036944Chin up champ, you'll be even more tired next week, of winning!
>>62036939i was thinking about buying calls at close and if i did i wouldve been able to sell them immediately for a nice gain.we all lost
>>62036936no dude you don't understand, we had to nominate the 80 year senile incoherent retard over the popular governor of the third largest state country, he was the only one who could've possibly beaten the indian nigger woman
At this rate, the value of TACO's in April will be a measly 0.01%.
desperate incoherent leftist larping gibberish, do better shill
>>62036948I'm in RTX purely because there's billions needed to replace lost radars and used interceptors.I agree drones have changed everything but missiles are still a major threat and interceptors and radars are a crucial counter.
>>62036929Tech and defense are retail’s catnip.Except retail fucking left because the insider trading scam pumps hit mainstream news.
>>62036968glad I diversified with BURRITOs
>>62036949If you have 10 years of experience in -niche industry- there shouldn't be a negotiation at alll, it should be 75k-110k. So it's a lowball offer on their part.
>>62036772I would really hope that retail is not engaging in gambling with options to any significant degree
My bitfarts barely moved on these fake news. I think the goyim are catching on
>at the request of the Iranian governmentSo the US is taking requests from the Iranians now?>the Iranians have given us a gift>it's a few oil tankers passing through HormuzSo Iran now has de facto control of the oil and the US needs to beg for a trickle of gifts?I don't get it. Why is Trump talking as if the US has already lost and is negotiating its surrender?
How to profit from Israel's economy grinding to a halt?They are being pummeled and spend most of their time in shelters now.There's very little work being done there.
Pump fizzled out immediately
What is that??? There was a weird spike on SPY and MSFT too this morning. Something is going on...
trump can't TACO his way out of a liquidity crisis
>>62036987That dog doesn't look nearly nervous enough for what's coming.
>>62036992garbage broker
>>62036987You're talking about a grown ass man that has the mental faculties of a 6 y/o.
>>62036992probably just your broker spazzing out.I had the same issue before too, where it told me I lost 90% of my stocks, and then 2 minutes later it was fine again, but for whatever reason it kept that datapoint anyway, kek
>>62036987Fake news. We WON. Bigly!
>>62037001may I interest you in a cat?
>>62036992Are we back to flashcrashing territory? That was fun back in the day.
LIQUID NATURAL GAS COMING OUT OF MY ASSSSSSS
>>62036933My Prince and Lennon vinyl are thin also.
>>62037014bottle it and sell it
>>62037014The original "gas to liquids" facility.
>>62037012Kek.
>>62036939NO CRYING IN THE CASINO.
>>62036988TA-35 seems just one unending pump scheme
>>62037018Same rule applies. (Not really. Just pulling your chain lad)
>>62037038>>62037038>>62037038
market is starting to get headline fatigue, doesn't even rally on a TACO
>>62037042>BearGODS
>>62037042there was nothing meaningful in it. it was just there to specifically niggerpump some calls right before options close because the market is conditioned to niggerbuy every niggertweet
>no you can't say anything mean about the orange nigger destroying america from within, spazzes out and spams incoherent whataboutism and gibberish to defend him
>>62036496if eurocucks are dumb enough to let nuclear power plants be shut down in favor of green tech scams, russia damn well should fund such people, what an easy way to undermine your enemy, if their political discourse and average iq of their politicians is soo rock-bottom that they'd fall for such basic schemes, why not?I think you're full of shit btw, i was just engaging in a thought exercise, the EU's politicians have proven many times over that their actions are based on outright malice, not incompetence or corruption.
>>62036956the worst part is i had a fucking feeling drumpf could drop some crazy fuckin shit like that AND WOW LOOK AT THATWHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY TODAY HOLY SHIT LMAO IM GONNA SEETHE AGAIN>>62037025IM NOT CRYINGIM SEETHINGMALDINGIM LITERALLY ANALLY ANNAHILATEDDP'D BY FIRST BOBO'S GIANT RED SPIKED BASEBALL BAT, THEN MUMU'S GREEN CACTUSDRUMPF LITERALLY HAS MY FUCKING POSITIONS ON HIS SCREEN AND TOOK OVER FOR THE BOGSI WANNA BUY SMCI AND BITCHCOIN BUT IM SURE DRUMPF WILL FUCK ME OUT OF ITSLV TOO
>>62036777What the fuck do you buy to go into green? Oil?I expected defense stocks to be the main play but that seems to not be the case
It seems daytradingGODS will inherit the earth
>>62037087Feels like it's too late to buy oilDefense stocks could still rise if this becomes a new forever war
