Bear season edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GIn the previous episode:>>62039407
>>62039936Is trump the worst president of your lifetime?
soxlsisters???
Test
>>62039942
it's over
>>62039942Obama
>>62039942Yep
We need Donald Trump to publish a TRUTH right now on truthsocial.com
>>62039942Bush was worse but he's trying his hardest to beat him
>>62039942I voted for him 3 times
Is oil done for? Downward crabbing bitch
FUCK YOU ORANGE MIGGER GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY REEEEEEEE
Life is the question and longing oil producers is the answer
>>62039942his the worst president there ever was or will be
I want off Zognald Blumpf's wild ride
>>62039942definitely
>>62039942You misspelled Netanyahu
>nows
>>62039956Obama fixed the 2008 crises
>>62039942>US Yes >All republics No
Free fall - it’s over not even his TACO tweet last night is preventing it anymore it’s so over imagine when boots hit the ground it is truly OVER fml
>>62039942i love watching boomers 401ks disintegrate just like they voted for while my puts print
>>62039972
Probiotics help the psoriasis on my shaft and balls, financially speaking
>>62039942100%The Trumps need to go the way of the Romanovs.
The more we scam wick the more people become convinced we’re nowhere close to an organic bottom.It’s a silly practice in a situation where there is an authentic dump.
>went out today>gas was 3.99, very few people at the gas stations I passedThe general public has no idea what's coming, do they?
>>620399596.7 TRILLION. DOLLARS. TO ISRAEL *accordion hands*
>CNBS: "David Sacks says his time as Trump’s crypto and AI czar has ended"LMAOOO
>>62039984Ever try acitretin? Life changer for me. I did the probiotics circuit for a while, carnivore diet, daily sauna and the whole nine yards beyond that. But that pill is what gave me my life back. I had that shit head to toe.
I met a women on instagram and we ended up hooking up. She would blow me almost everyday in a strip mall parking lot. One day she bullied me into wearing her lace panties. Then gave me the sloppiest head of my life. This is somehow less gay than owning tech stocks
SHIT & PISS
You were warned to get out
>Stocks and bonds slump in tandem as Iran shock leaves investors ‘nowhere to hide’ there's a headline you love to see
QUADS ANDTHISISTHEBOTTOM
>>62039961remember trump has 3 more years
Welp, Israel just hit two massive steel factories in Iran. They're going after critical infrastructure now.
>>62039998It's over
>>62039998Fuck bros I'm so sorry I really tried my bestBut, as always, my best just wasn't good enoughI'm so tired boss, when does life get better?:_;
>>62039942I will vote for him again.
>>62039998so close
This week's chart reminds me of when I struggle with big stinky poo and eventually push out a bowl filling turd.
I WAKE UP EVERY MORNINGWITH A BIG SMILE ON MY FACEAND THIS RED NEVER FEELS OUT OF PLACEAND BULLS ARE STILL PROBABLY WORKINGAT A NINE TO FIVE PACEI WONDER HOW BAD THOSE FRIES TASTEWHEN THEY SEE MY OIL, HOPE IT GIVES THEM HELL, HOPE IT GIVES THEM HELLWHEN THEY INVERSE ME, HOPE IT GIVES THEM HELL, HOPE IT GIVES THEM HELL
>>62039999>>62040000damn
>>62039942No. Biden was 40x worse, the fact "people" here are pretending otherwise proves how compromised this board is by babies.
Yo, what's going on with oil? Why is it dumping? I'm going to rope
>>62039998Nice try scriptfag. The bottom (or as I like to call it, the BUSSY) is gonna be even lower. Much lower. For those of us whom are holding cash, it's a buying opportunity. A slurportunity. *Lurid sounds of slurping*You just gotta hold cash *More slurping sounds*
The trump cope is in overdrive lately pretending this isn't the dumbest mother fucker ever elected. I assume they are getting paid.
>>62039997hide in cash
we are officially in correction territory now
>>62040000>>62039999bullish for oil
>>62040010Russian shill
>Posted 23 March 2026
>>62039942lyndon b johnson
>>62040012lol WTI and brent are linking up
>>62040012its just the usual Friday fuckery anon
Bloomberg TV is currently interviewing an Indian who is telling people TO NOT REDEEM
can we get a sprinkle of good news today? got damn
Not too bad so far
anyone considering some slurping? I am all cash right now but seeing you all so bearish really makes me think we might moon to punish retail, might start some small positions and DCA if we continue down.
>>62040000Well its a good thing that steel factory was being used in the war. oh wait
>>62040016what does that mean? is it time for small slurps or whats the game plan here
>Minors are pumpingWhat the fuck stop the fucking count. I don't want to buy in yet they need to go lower.
>>62040010what is something Biden did that is equal to or worse than causing a global energy crisis during the fourth week of a two day special operation?
>Scam pump an volume is literally almost 0It’s like they’re trying to trigger a circuit breaker.
>>62040027I started slurping last and this week. Sure, a little bit early, but I still have tons of cash to DCA with later.
>>62040027I'm just waiting for Trump to manipulate the market and then buy an inverse ETF at a low price
Oil has been a wild ride for the past 2 weeks lol
lol yep. Holy shit what incompetence
>>62040030>minors pumpedThank god
>>62040031>He doesn't remember 10% inflation>He doesn't remember Biden gas pricesLOL
I don't get it.Xom is up 2% in an hourWhy the FUCK isn't this dropping?!AREN'T WE IN A BAD SPOT, WHY ISN'T IT DROPPING DAILY?! INSTEAD, IT GOES UP!!!
>>62040027This, getting scared by the doomerism, will moon 10% next week for literally no justifiable reason.
This downward spiral was foretold months before, some people here like to ignore this fact.
>>62040041Gas pump number go up
>>62040027I'm gonna see how things are looking after these boots it. If we get humiliated we'll probably dump hard. Set in stone plan is april/may slurp, aug/sep/oct slurp and DCA whole time.
>>62040034would rather miss the bottom than DCA down in a market like thismomentum and overall sentiment isn't great desu
>>62040030>>62040039reminder minors are for swinging they love to play on swings :3
I LOST 20K IN A WEEK. AAAAAAAAAA
>>62040029slurping if you have the cash, I'm counting on a green monday
>>62040029lock box strategy kold and boil
Remember that wars are bullish. Remember this isn't a war.
>>62040040And that was caused by trump's first term, you're a faggot shill
>>62040051Then I reckon you oughta count on having a blue monday as well.
>>62040050You are like a little baby to me.-£55,000 YTD.
>>62040027I slurped physical gold yeah.
These crashes are always the best time to fucking buy, why do like 90% of people sell? I made so much money from Covid buys it was insane.
>>62040027the dow, nasdaq, and russell have entered technical correction. spx is still ~1.5% away. it almost might be time soon
>>62040040Lol gas prices are now higher than Biden's here.
>>62040045It's been called on this board thousands of time since 2014. If you listened to doomers all this time you'd still be waiting before buying.Bears have to be right at some point, but for now a fucking tweet from Iran could reverse all this shit.
tfw positioned correctly to profit from present market conditions
>>62040048I'm not trying to time the bottom either. I will slow down slurping to once every 2 weeks moving forward though, as this shitstorm is going to take much more time to unravel than I anticipated.
>>62040059You could say its more JPows fault for holding down the money printer at his behest, but it did stop the entire economy from collapsing so it truly was a lose-lose situation.Temporarily save the economy to cause obscene inflation.
After one year my unrealized pl turned red.Thanks trump!Not selling, because last year I locked in a huge loss by selling during the tariff dip because I listened to you fags
exited 10% loss now in oillast time i bet with the hedgies in this market
what do you guys think about weat or other food commodites with a potential fertiziler shortage?
you simply had to buy oil
>>62040061And I thought my -£12k YTD was bad
>>62040040>10% inflationYeah about that… >>62039959
>>62040082that's why I stocked up on granola bars
>>62040059Oh, it was still Trumps economy in 2022? get real faggot>>62040068Lying panican
It's taking all of my willpower to not gamble my life's savings in this market. I've almost went all in on SOXL and SQQQ but cancelled my orders three times already.
ANYONE ELSE JUST A COMPLETE RETARD HERE AND JUST WATCHING THE LINE IN MY PORTFOLIO HOPING IT TURNS GREEN AND GOES UP LMAO
is SLV a buy now?
Normally gold and silver get fucked when oil is pumping, why are they going up today?
>>62040082NTR is free money up to $110
>>62040077sucks to suck
>>62040087Pro tip: Don't go bigly into GRRR & GAMB
>>62040018>muh russians Lmao>>62040031The Biden economy was shit
>>62040095go all in on a 1 month GICthank me later
no idea why cybersecurity is giga dumping but I snagged a couple
WHEN DO I SLURPWHEN DO I SLURPWHEN DO I SLURP
>>62040046Not enough. Needs more, now.
>>62040113Now
>>62040031Import 2 million turd worlders and give them cell phones, debit cards and health insurance
>hahahahahahahaha >AHAHAHAHAHAHA>the mako shall be ALL MINE
>>62040112LMAO, THE FBI JUST GOT HACKED https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2037539156415410457https://x.com/BNONews/status/2037538268707717571
OOOOOOOOOOOOIL
Ok I give up. I'm going all in on oil
>>62040115Last week or the week before JPM told all clients to long oil majors and short everything else
>>62040113dca until 3 months later when oil stabilizes or the world realizes they can just buy american oil insteadpray for iranistan in the meantime
>>62040122Who cares, everyone's info is out there already. Fuck off.
>>62040122thank you mister donald j trumpthank you mister kash money patel
>>62040122>Kash Patel falling for jeet phishing schemes Once a jeet ALWAYS a jeet if you ask me.
>>62040109all trump does is suck russia's dick while making the lives of american's worse and your job is to defend him at any cost pretending to be a retarded american, you're a faggot shill
>>62040113There will never be another slurp. We are entering a century of bear markets
>>62040099The had their sell off. New base
>>62040129>JPM told all clients to long oil majors and short everything elseJeeze they must really care about their customers. All my broker did was tell me to manage my risk better.
Trump really fucked it up this time. The Ukrainians have destroyed the Russian navy in the Black Sea with only drones, they don’t even have a navy themselves. US/Israel can keep bombing but the pool is staying closed. It only opens with negotiations. And the Iranians don’t seem interested in that right now… 20% drop in oil supply, he’s started a global recession for no good reason. I just hope that the idiots who voted for him feel some of the economic pain that’s coming down the line. This + AI = mass unemployment. Nevermind that we are going to get 4k videos of marines getting blown up by drones in the next week. This admin will go down in history as exceptionally corrupt, dangerous and incompetent. I hope to see some of them in jail eventually but he’ll issue blanket pardons.
Barron Trump in this thread working overtime for papa. It's not gonna work. Mid terms are cooked. Short this shit till then
>>62040109
>>62040122I think it his personal email not the fbi email.
>>62040129But if oil is being harmed, why is it going up!?Isn't that what shouldn't be happening?Already losing today really badly.
>>62040143A lot of words just to say you lost.
I have no phone and I must Truth.
>>62040122>hire pajeets instead of white men>get pajeet quality
>>62039942At this point anyone saying otherwise is just delusional. It's actually fucking amazing watching people reminisce of the Bush era becuase the orange nigger is just THAT fucking bad.
>>62040148The gulf is only a fraction of XOM oil production
jewish slave goy republicans crash the economy and start a war in the middle east they eventually lose every fucking time they get into power
>>62040144X reads like /pol/ now. Normie screeching about voting for Trump three times and now saying they are voting only for explicitly anti-israel candidates you know it's over for the GOP in a few years when all the boomers die from vax induced turbo cancer. That's why this is happening now, because they know their bulwark of support is on the fast track to an early grave.
>>62040144>Barron Trump in this threadWant to some some weed and play COD zombies Barron?
>>62040122SAARSSSS
>BREAKING Former First Lady Jill Biden's Secret Service agent shoots himself while accompanying former first lady through Philadelphia airport — Daily Mailsomething is going on....
>>62040145>Calling rehiring the people you forcibly got fired during the COVID lockdowns as "jobs created"Come on nigger you're being dishonest
>>62040160to be so young...
>>62040122THIS IS JOSH WITH THE MICROSOFT KINDLY ACCEPT THE CONNECTION
>>62040163>shoots himself>in the legyawnI was thinking manchurian candidateturns out it was paul blart mall cop
I demand Brent above 111. NOW!
just paul blarted my pants
Donny really messed up this time
taking bets on what trumps market saver tweet will be today, and whether it will be at 3:50 or 4:10
>MSFTWHOA HOOOOO
>>62040031vaccine mandates were worse
>>62040165delulu nigger head cannon fuck off, talmudic telegram bot
>>62040182Since you're just acting in blatant bad faith and telling lies I'm just going to ignore you
you guys with the political takes are hot garbagenow for a fun story. when pam bondi called the top of the dow, I sold and booked 50k gains in boomer dividend stocks, now im just waiting for someone to call the bottom. watch in the next few weeks for either trump or someone high up in his cabinet to call the bottom. Then I'll roll those gains into the same boomer dividend stocks and do it all over next time. Made 120k last year doing it. I have some "friends" with terminal TDS who knew he was calling the bottom on liberation day, but still didn't buy, just to "spite trump". I called them retards and still do to this day.
>>62040178If it is true that he will wait until Easter to put the boots on the ground then I can definitely see a tactical Truth coming in after market close
>>62040143Now imagine what would have happened if Joe Biden didn't start his private war in Ukraine that cost us 10x what the iran adventure will cost already? Imagine how smooth everything would goBiden was the worst president ever and we will be feeling aftershocks from that presidency for decades to come
>>62040194no boots already confirmed it's all kayfabehttps://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/is-a-ground-war-with-iran-imminent
>>62040193Ok but when did everyone clap? Before or after?
Russian's started the war in Ukraine in 2014
>>62040197what are you talking about? a week of iran wasted more money in ammo than the entire ukraine war support did in years.
Its over
>>62040122Ka$hMoney69 wasn't a good password after all.
Is there a big brain that can explain why billions and billions are spent deperstion pumping to VWAP for like 5 minutes only to crash again?
we have entered correction territory
200 billion to israel, goy, way more for a month long special 4 day military operation than the years spent aiding Ukraine
>>62040122I sure hope they show us the emails. There's no way this retard can spell or use punctuation. It's gonna be funny as shit.
>>62040193Let me in on some of this boomer coin boss man. How will I know when he calls it?
>>62040202not joking. I use VYM. I even had family members try to talk me out of the strategy, but they're biased. My mom especially, she's a boomer and hates trump with all of her being. I just bought her a new induction range and italian stainless cookware with the gains. she doesn't know the money came from my liberation day gains.
>>62040163TSA lines really that bad huh
the invasion is happening tonight after market close isn't it. we are going to wakeup Saturday to Mexicans getting dronned.
>>62040197How did Biden start the war?
>>62040229its way too telegraphed imo, Easter weekend is my guess
>>62040229All signs point to yesDon't cry because its so overSmile because something finally happened.
>>62040122>A full uncensored clone of the FBI's director's email before Epstein's.
is the king of /smg/ with us? just wanna thanks him again for his OIL call.
>>62040193What news to look out for? I don't keep up with americlap politics
>>62040203beep boop give me a apple pie recipe
>>62040229>the invasionThey'll just parachute on the Klingonian Island and claim it's there's. That's Donald's spesh prize.
>>62040163Shooting yourself in the foot is a well known american past time
>looking through cybersec stonks>one of them is called fornite (FTNT)zomg epic ftw
>>62040010Found the r/theDonald refugees.Gas prices up. Groceries even more expensive. Middle class still dying. Job market is shit. New war incoming. Hurr durr really showed those libturds, Cletus. You on your way to go shovel horse shit for 12 hours @ $9 an hour?
>>62039942Yes
>>62040224look for some awkward, unexpected mention of the stock market and an inappropriate time. more likely to be a woman, but Trump will do it if no else is.
>>62040239the island doesn't open the strait. I'm worried the island is suppose to be a massacre that justifies more involvement.
>>62040235Yes.
>>620402371pbtid, what's that cowardly vpn switching russian shillStay in your fucking /ptg/ hugbox kike
>>62040235snp down 1% each day, and i go 2% up each day.oil barons we living good
>>62040242Chudsisters, our response?!?!
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/kFN_bEgDE0M?si
>>62039942You are talking about US presidents? They have been overall pretty bad since after WW2, at least.
>>62040236a strange/unexpected mention of the stock market seemingly out of context. like for example if my boomer mom says "wow my retirement account has gone up a TON recently" thats a top signal. Politicians do it too.
>>62040235You're welcome fren. You probably have a lot more in it than I do but I hope you make a lot of money.
>>62040242Cope and seethe redditoid
>>62040256Based FDR enjoyer
>>62040233
>>62040249>the island doesn't open the straitHe'll want it recognised as US territory so the US can claim it's owed passage through there via ye olde 200 miles off the coast maritime stuff.They'll also quite likely jam pack the place full of thousands of launchers and radars.
>>62040251im here everyday, just not at europoor hours i guess.arent you eastern europoors too poor for investing lol?
How does that make you feel, to see your 401K used a sacrifice for Bibi? Come on, tell me.
>>62039936NIGVIDIOS UP MY ASHOLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62040017MY HORMUZ
>>62040241Holy faurk>In June 2025, Fortinet was added to Investor's Business Daily's Big Cap 20 list of top-rated large-cap growth stocksheh
>>62040267>can't protect the gulf states like Qatar>thinks they can protect an even smaller island that's closer to Iran Anyone who tries to occupy the island will get themselves and their supply lines fucked up my so many ballistic missiles. There is no where to hide in the gulf and khrag is just a liability for whoever holds it
>>62039942Dunno, Bush jr. and dementia patient were pretty awful, though their antics were pretty amusing, I will never forget moments such as these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HZ3Tjohwqohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFH7C3vkK4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4NmtSrqtvIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stwm2KBWEPc
>>62040239They're going to Qeshm, Larak and along the coast, the US doesn't need to land troops on Kharg, the US can already prevent ships exiting the strait or destroy the oil terminal and storage on Kharg if they wanted, Kharg is red herring
>>62040269i'm slurping
>>62040267>be army engineer, building le radar to own the hacking Muslims>head caved in by tactical quaran FPV payload
>>62040042INSHALLAH BROTHER
>>62040229The market seems to be behaving that way.
>>62040277bullish for dyslexia and prescription glasses
Obamas market
>>62040243This is garbage
>>62040264What level of copioum do you need to be on to think it’s Reddit who’s pissed?It’s going to cost twice or thrice as much to fill up a truck, simple as.
>another day getting raped by bobois the Hormussy still closed?
>>62040235will the oil prices get wacked again mysteriously once the futures hit 100? i guess we will see it in a couple of hours
>silver
>>62040297Its private and invite only like Jewish ambulances
>>62040297The Hormuzzy is covered by a niqab and is closed for business.
>>62040297Yeah but it’s okay because we don’t need it
kek baggies daily award goes to MAG7 baggies
>>62039942cant believe im saying this but no, a president barely awake with dementia was preferable>>62040276post 2016 tourist tier post, heres your (you) europoor
>spy: climbing>A/D: dumping I wish it weren’t so but I know we have some useful idiots who are slurping without having the equivalent of a 2 hour “stock market 101” YouTube lecture.F
>>62039942no. I am not American, but the woke shit is worse than anything. I don't want hear about women and niggers and pretend that letting in millions of shitskins is a good thing.
>>62040301Holy shiiiiet
>>62040203They were starting shit before 2014.
>Silver, gold and oil all pumping in tandemWhat the fuck is going on
Quick reminder the market is still 30% higher than it should be. At least.
>>62040271Someone who isn't me needs to shop a big girthy 4090 into this image
>>62040301It'll continue to dump until oil runs its course. The slurp will be quite delicious though.
>>62040311Its a shame they can't find someone who won't virtue signal but also isn't corrupt to foreign interests
Nigger marketNigger stocksNigger Friday
>>62040307Sold my GOOG and META at the top. Feeling so good about it.
>>62040317Some just want to see the world burn.
>>62040268You do know that Russians are giving the Iranians targeting info for US bases in the Middle East. Plus, they are sending them missile and drone components via Tajikistan
>>62040320Is the dump in the room with us?
>>62040327>IT WAS A TANKER THE SIZE OF A TANGERINE
>>62040317cash status: unchanged
>>62040281Shut the fuck up nerd, that's not a very LETHAL mindset. We need warfighters on Kharg right fucking now
>>62040324fun story. my wife's boomer parents have a 7 figure retirement account with META as it's single holding. when META hit 740 last year I told them to start selling it off, they said no. it's a big chunk of our inheritance eventually, so despite not owning any META myself, I follow the stock. And I don't feel that great about it honestly.
>>62040333Write some NVDA puts and start wheeling if they get exercised
mr president pls tweet something we are getting raped out here
No invasion is coming this weekend, right? The troops are not in place yet, they won't be there until mid April.And the administration most likely doesn't want to invade before or during Easter.
>>62040332True order is chaos.
>>62040340he's busy
>>62040277some anon shilled this around october or november that it was going to pump due to a contract. it never happened..>>62040328>>62040341/smg/? eastern european posters need a rangeban for spam ngl
unironically when is the best time to buy today under the assumption trump pumps the market over the weekend
>>62040345>Source: voices in my head
>>62040350Now but that won't happen and the war will get worse once markets close
Man I just wanted to eat some 18 year old pussy from behind and the market crashes.
>>62040193>now im just waiting for someone to call the bottom.I thought trump did yesterday when he said he was surprised the markets weren't down more. I took that as he was implying the worst was over and it's only up from here. Then some anon comes along saying to screencap a v recovery in the afternoon and the next thing you know I'm all in long on s&p futures. Thankfully a well placed limit order and an afternoon truth social post and a rogue algo buying the book up, saved me from turmoil. Real niggas that buy into this and hold over the weekend are either going to utterly, unironically, and unequivocally MAKE IT, or NOT MAKE IT.
>>62040332Business plan: very small, difficult to hit tankers and aircraft carriers. Roughly and exactly the same size as a tangerine.
>>62040340He won't markets aren't closed yet
Hey kid, can you point me in the direction of Iran, so I can bomb it in 34 years when I'm president...for the second time?
wtfwt
>>62040354It's been crashing for 6 months or more.
>>62040345gold and silver hard disagree with you
>>62040361I bought calls on the previous candle and got all excited but it dropped right back down :(
>>62040337>boomers go all in on boomerbook as single boomer investmentAlright, I've heard some tall tales around this place but you've got to keep it believable.
>>62040345The 82nd Airborne Division are going to support by setting up a cordon, the special forces are there to extract/destroy the enriched uranium that is purportedly located in the Isfahan nuclear facility, so they can do their operation over the weekend without the need of the Marine Expeditionary Units that have been sent
>>62040345>during Easter.I think the fact markets have a long weekend at Easter will weigh heavy on Donald. It's obvious he thinks of markets first and a few extra days with no economic fallout from his actions will be very tempting.
>>62040358Tanker drone swarms?
>>62040350oil, his tweets are priced in mostly, each time people care less how he tries to calm the markets down.meanwhile boots on ground is almost guaranteed at this point desu
>largest pomp I’ve ever seen immediately fails
what did they mean by this?
>>62040367Going to support the special forces by*
>>62040374You didn't fly so good.
WTFWT
>>62040374Don't show up to the airport tomorrow.
>>62040374FOOLS ticker?
Goldbugs make equity jam boys seethe
>>62040301Salvation
what would you guys put in a 2025 time capsule? so far i'm thinking a labubu, dubai chocolate, and something from kpoop semen demons
>>62040354>18Too young to enjoy high test acts. You need a 35+ horned up WOMEN to get the most pleasure. They will bully you and smash your face into the twat.
>>62040267That sounds incredibly retarded, so probably what’s going to happen
>>62039936Goddamnit fuck this nigger i just invested my inheritance at the start of the year. I refuse to login to fidelity.
>>62040379Insiders loading up after getting the call that Trump will tweet mission accomplished later.
henlo mister jeromeplease stop the warand lower the ratesthank u mister jerome
>>62040370Yes.But.Even smaller. The micro world is vastly under leveraged in the current domain.
>>62040367Pretty sure Iran already buried the entrances to Isfahan, extracting anything stored there isn't going to be a quick in and out adventure.
>>62040383that is someone's son
>Two Chinese container ships turned back after trying to exit the Gulf via the Strait of Hormuz today, ship-tracking data cited by Reuters news agency shows, despite assurances from Iran that Chinese vessels could pass.>The operator, China’s COSCO, had said in a March 25 client advisory that it had resumed bookings for general cargo containers for shipments from Asia to the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Qatar, Kuwait and Iraq.HORMUSSY STILL AS TIGHT AND AS WET AS EVER
>>62040391Since J Powell is a registered Republican if he gets congressional approval he should be allowed to behead trump and assume the presidency t.constitutional lawyer
>>62040367No way anyone in the US military is dumb enough to approve this. Even if the retarded orange clown orders it, they'll make up excuses to not do it.How can anyone possibly think that operation will be anything but an abject failure?>boots on the ground deep inside Iran>to get hundreds of pounds of nuclear material>nuclear material that might not even be there>after giving Iran weeks of noticeAll it takes is one or two guys on a mountainside with a rocket launcher to down a couple of helicopters.
>>62040113When you dont want to
>>62040401I honestly don't know if I could live in a country with a "President Jerome"
>>62040370If we ship oil a few gallons at a time then surely some will get through.
>>62040401i would normally say that isn't in Jay's temperament, but after Bob Weir died who knows what's in the man's heart
>>62040396US and Israel already have people on the ground monitoring things, but special forces are meant for quick operations because the longer it goes the more likely something bad happens, but the 82nd Airborne Division have been used extensively with special forces to cordon off the area for them
>>62040403Bay of pigs happened. Stupid shit happens all the time.
>Treasury 30-year yield rises to 4.986%Its so fucking over isnt it
>>62040407i would, last republican with virtue and intelligence
>>62040400Assuming the US intends a naval landing their navy has to force cross the strait soon. China might see this with sats and is telling their ships to avoid the straits for now
>6X less RAM neededAHAHAHAHAHAH OPENAI NOW WITH DRAM BAGS ON THEIR HANDS
>>62040403You can render the enriched uranium inert, so they don't have to take it with them, the US special forces have regularly trained for a mission like this so it is in their skill set
>>62040413I mean the name... "President Jerome" sounds....... African
>>62040412alternatively, for bond-bros its a great time to be alive (assuming the country doesn't completely fall apart in the next decade)
DESU you should long VIX going into this weekend
>>62040387Trump is quite obsessed with trophies. He has an office full of them won by other people.It's highly unlikely he'll be able to take over Iran as a whole but he'll want that island just as a little prize.
>>62040419you must be 18 to post on this site
>>62040415Look up Jevons paradox
Why are we pumping now?
>>62040415I called this ages ago. Developments in software will dramatically reduce hardware requirements. for anyone that doesn't know what we're talking about:>https://research.google/blog/turboquant-redefining-ai-efficiency-with-extreme-compression/Between that and google having a monopoly on TPU's it seems like they and Apple could win the hyperscaling race
interesting miners pump, how probable it will last the weekend?
>>62040419It's Greek you nincompoop.
>>62040415Surely that will mean prices of RAM will finally go down and become affordable again.............right?
>>62040427people wanna earn some bread since it's friday
>>62040419aah yes the traditional African name "Jerome"
>>62040415Call me a retard but doesn't it just means their ai is 6x more powerful?
>>62040423If we get resolution (eg, Iran tweeting about opening the strait officially), VIX would plummet.. I'm thinking maybe a strangle or straddle type structure, or inverse condor/butterfly. I think VIX is either spike or tank pretty soon.
>>62040415>>62040429The AI shit is nowhere close to where they run out of ideas what additional hardware could be used for to make better slop. More efficiency will be absorbed immediately to improve the AI.
>>62040367>extract/destroy the enriched uraniumI bet there are guys in the pentagon secretly Le Sigh'ing over this because yes it is quite possibly one of the objectives but since Donald asked them to drop four gigantic bombs on it previously there's also a possibility it's now burried under several hundred tons of rubble.The US has lost bomb components before around the East coast when one of the nuclear loaded bombers crashed. They didn't bother digging it all up even when they could get to it in a local field.>START, DIGGIN' BOIS!
>>62040432Don't be silly now.
>SYDNEY, March 27 (Reuters) - A powerful tropical cyclone in Western Australia has disrupted production at the country’s two biggest liquefied natural gas plants run by Chevron (CVX.N), opens new tab and Woodside (WDS.AX), opens new tab, exacerbating a global supply crunch caused by the conflict in the Middle East.>Australia became the world’s second-largest LNG exporter after Qatar shut down production this month following damage to its facilities from Iranian strikes. Global LNG flows out of the Middle East have also been upended by Iran’s blockage of the Strait of Hormuz.KEK even the weather joined the lobby
>utilities
>>62040453More good news for NA energy
>>62040459RIP our Raj
>>62040428why would apple win the hyperscaling race babe? are they even competing with that? thought it was ms google amazon meta. anyways good morning, hope you're well.i promised my mom a green day today so everyone needs to open their wallets and buy.
>>62040468How can we all be green if some are long and some are short?...
>>62040468fuck your mom bitch i'm selling everything
>>62040471oh, thank you, my mother is long. i promised bulls a green day.
>>62040464Our RajaWho Shits in HeavenSmelly be thy name
>>62040471>SPY rallies to $650>short>SPY falls to $640>long>SPY settles at $645>profit
>>62039942Zoomer moment
>>62040437the vix strangle/straddle seems like a bad idea because if vix collapses, vvix (volatility of the volatility, positively correlated to vix) also plummets and if the move is not big enough the extrinsic value collapse can still make the position go red. it can work though
>3:59 pm>I HEARBY ANNOUNCE THAT PEACE TALKS ARE COMING TO A WONDERFUL CLOSE AND SO IM BRINGING OUR TROOPS HOME. THEY WERE ABOUT TO DROP ON KHARG ISLAND BUT I TOLD THEM NO TURN AROUND AND THEY TURNED AROUND.
Slurped a little more BAE today since it's down 10% on the week. Long term bag.
i made some good trades today. i also bought 100 shares of microsoft. i think there will be a good rally in it as stuff like nvidia sells. this market is going to rotate all the way down
>>620404322 more weeks. I mean years.
Baker bake
>>62040485Considering the metric ass load of mines Iran just dumped on the island I genuinely hope he tacos
>>62040488>this market is going to rotate all the way downInto my L'Oréal nutzak
>>62040483the vix hasnt been relevant in a long time. i think its fake and gay, at least in terms of people calling for a major fast down move. the market has been hardly volatile despite a high vix. i think this is a natural reaction to stop 0dte degeneracy by making them worse to trade
>>62040483the vix strangle/straddle seems like a bad idea because if vix collapses, vvix (volatility of the volatility, positively correlated to vix) also plummets and if the move is not big enough the extrinsic value collapse can still make the position go red. it can work thoughI mean yeah, you'd be betting that it moves more than the options market is pricing in - that's the trade. VVIX movement is just cause-and-effect from VIX, so not really relevant unless you're betting on that?>>62040497VIX is just a measurement of how much the market is pricing in insurance. It's derived directly from the SPX options chain. The market doesn't need to be volatile for VIX to be, it just needs to be paying more for insurance than usual.
>>62040366literally not even joking. I've seen the statements. 100% META.
>>62040459Hank Hill is a god in India now
>>62040493babe... still? and don't worry too much about our troops. if they face any resistance at all, iran will surprise me greatly with their courage, and i don't consider them cowards.
>>62040492baking? in this economy?
Babe posting should be bannable
>>62040503its 30 day vol, 30 day vol is useless because of 0dtes bro. its a boomer indicator
>>62040269Damn brat…
Quick reminder boss anon coincidentally doesn't post when alarms are heard over Israel
bake the baking bake, its the only reasonable thing
>>62040518Babe, its okay babe. Chill out babe.
The last /smg/...now I will be free...
>>62040492Sorry I forgotten to tell you guys. This was the last /smg/ thread ever. Thank you for your cooperation
>>62040529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VScSEXRwUqQ
>>62040524Baggot is of the tribe of David but I don’t think he’s Israeli.
>the last /smg/ was the worst /smg/like pottery
>>62040531Good, I'm glad its overSmigger posting peaked in 2025 and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>62040519It's not magic. It's just the going rate for options premium. You can easily derive a shorter term VIX-like measurement if you wanted to. I graph the surface like this so I can see the whole thing.
>>62040537>2025nufag
>>62040534it would be more accurate to say that he is israeli but not semitic.
We did it guys, we beat capitalism!
>>62040542Just because he’s married to a Thai ladyboy doesn’t mean he isn’t a good Jew! Don’t be mean!
It's been swell
Why tf didn't I take profits after that Monday TACO...
>>62040548we need proof of the ladyboy's circumcision or else we'll get the italians to crucify him
>>62039942What a useless question, most people only live through one election
>>62040552I will uhhh… let you handle that one anon
>>62040541Tragically I've been here since I was a wee ladNow I'm an old unc. I've made it several times over and am unhappier than ever. Its not about the destination the journey really is the point.Life as a modern man is dreadful after 30, I will not stick around to see how it is after 40.
>>62040066Because we’re going lower mate. Hold on to those bags or redeem and buy back.
>>62040553...Go on...
israel is putting oil on the firepray for your bags
>>62040531Good, bastardin, riddance.
>>62040493i love you babe, really and truly.
>>62040503>VVIX movement is just cause-and-effect from VIX, so not really relevant unless you're betting on that?it's relevant because the price of vix options has a component calculated using the volatility of vix itself (vvix), since they are possitively correlated, vix up -> vvix up (vol expansion), and vix down-> vvix down (vol contraction). Buying straddle/strangle in any underlying has positive vega, so a volatility crunch (vvix down, the case where the put side would win) fucks your options premium up, both of them. If the put side gains in intrinsic value is not as big or greater than the extrinsic value collapse of both the call and put side, you are in the red. So be careful with that
>No tweets in 17 hours>He's dead, isn't he?
>Stock Market Today: Dow down 300 points, S&P 500 and Nasdaq fall as Trump's deadline extension for Iran talks fails to rally marketsNews failure!>*ding*NEWS FAILURE!
>>62040557it gets worsethere is nothing good in this world except 5 foot tall tokyo whores
>>62040573Calm before the boots
baking
fuck I sold KODK way too early
I'll bake but I have to wait 242 seconds
>>62040453The US has activated its weather disruption tech. Check for chemicals. XOM winning bigly
*sigh* hold into the weekend it is
>>62040557>>62040576You guys didn't have kids I take it? You had one job.
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>>62040557>Life as a modern man is dreadful after 30, I will not stick around to see how it is after 40.At 40 the decline becomes really noticeable. I can feel my body falling apart. Every day I wake up and something else hurts.
>>62040589Don't let that control you man
>>62040587i kno i failedi'm not actually capable of human bonding or being loved
>>62040585>Breaking news: multiple no kings protests planned for Saturday I'm thinking bottom will be in this afternoon. Sleep easy this weekend fren and stay away from those good for nothing losers at the protest this weekend.
>>62040568>It's relevant because the price of vix options has a component calculated using the volatility of vix itself (vvix)Strictly speaking, this isn't true. Volatility is already embedded in any options chain via implied vol - VIX isn't a special case or anything. The VIX options don't take VVIX as input; VVIX is derived from the VIX options prices. I assume you already know that though and what you're really getting at is the vol-of-vol risk and the characteristics of the VIX option chain as a sort of second-order derivative that makes straddles/strangles a littler trickier. And yeah, thanks for pointing that out I'd want to check that out before actually taking a position. I'm probably just gonna be flat over the weekend though, maybe net short.
>>62039936Is the bottom in yet? Can't wait to buy UPRO and ride it back up.
>>62040400>Chinese container ships turned back>despite assurances from IranSomebody aboutta get a hurt real bad.
