Globalism is dead edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GIn the previous episode:>>62038502
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GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU STUPID ORANGE MIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>female>ass>fartsbuy (female) natural gas
where's your tweet to save you now mumus?
It’s fucking over we’re diving headfirst into a massive recession
Can we recover today anons?Sick of Porky Minch killing the marketMarch has been shit
Covert chuds genocidal hate into gains Buy oil producers
>>62039423>we
Remember it was HER turn and that YOU voted for this.
>>62039419 >my line why doesn't it keep going up in global economic crisis I was promised we already won AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why is everyone upset? why is everyone crying in the casino rn? babes?
>>62039426No nation is insulated enough from this to avoid recession . Not even Russia
You could have prevented this
is we getting a TACO today?
Imagine not selling MU after getting at least 100% profit, couldnt be meeverytime i see 100% profit (or for that matter 300%, 700% etc) I see 10 years (20,30 etc) of time travelling so I usually sell
>>62039424you have been slurping this month anon, right? Look at all those discounts
>>62039430I told idiots here weeks ago to gtfo planons that listened should give me money for me saving them a huge haircut
>>62039426yes us goys that deal in the real world
>>62039432If it were AOC, I'd vote just to see her tits for 4 years.
>Long OIL>short techLiterally that’s all you have to do
>>62039433he taco’d yesterday and it did fuck all
dipping my cock into some minors againnot sure how smart that is now bur I'm feeling spicy this weekend
>>62039424What's the issue?
it's over
>>62039444My Hecling stonks are falling though
Bears we are eating well this week, gonna go pick up some nice rib eyes and grill them after market close today, how about you? Sure is nice knowing you are eating well using bulls money.
Goodbye cruel world.Hello cruel afterlife for sinners who suicided.I bequeath my GAMB and GRRR bags to whichever smiggers wants them.
>>62039443the market is finally sick of tacos every day it wants some prime bull steak now
>>62039446Retards are holding tech still. Future bagholders
>>62039444Everyone is so bearish gold and gold accessories that I feel confident in this trade as well
China ETF is up 1% today. Investors picked the winner already? It's probably too early to tell.
Where are all the plan trusters now?
give me one reason why i should not kill myself?
>>62039443Ya but that taco was already priced in . He could possible up the taco and say he doesn't intent to invade or try to sail the navy into the gulf
>>62039461its not too late to impregnate a mentally ill teenager
>>62039458>goldnah my dumbass is betting on copperI've been swing trading minors with oil but copper is the long term play for me
>>62039407Jesus Christ it's over
>>62039432Highest viewed AoC in history Has super new york jew funny girl voice, like a Fran Dresher.
>>62039461You will miss all the entertainment from watching this shitshow unravel. Plus the /smg/ posts volume would go down. I bought calls on its futures, so you better stay alive.
>>62039460Just 2 more weeks
Damn OP’s pic is great
Trump's 2 more weeks = Musk's next year
Do yourself a favourDON'T LOOK AT OIL COMPUTERHOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS MOONING
I'm controlling the OIL price with my mindhttps://youtu.be/bnIo5oPkg8o?si=HYLJmhXorvPAUrsJ
>>62039465Copper depends more on a recession not happening since it is mostly industrial. Gold is protection created by God
Is this a bad time to play venture stocks copper companies or any other mining stock?
Where do I get my campaign contribution refund? Who do I contact about this?
>>62039478priced in
>>62039478Here's comes the next Truth Social post...
>>62039480It's 97 you said it would never be 97 again. How dare you?
>namefags
will today be another nigger friday?
>>62039488I said never ABOVE 97imbecile
my portfolio is bleed but I dont feel anything. I am finally mentally detached from the market. this is bullish. do with this information what you will.
>>62039490lying orange migger friday
>>62039483fuck it drop some picks I'm downprefer ETFs though I've been burned before on single minors (not hymc)
>>62039484mining requires alot of fucking fuel
>>6203949197.1 > 97
>10,000 MORE TROOPS
I need a man to fuck my ass
>>62039500Individual minors scare me too. I do conservative amounts into gdx and gdxj. They still swing pretty hard with high beta but not insane
oil bros is NOG a good pick?
>>62039506WAN MIRRION TROOPS
>>62039506c'est finito non poors enjoy buying the cheapiessee you in half a year
>>62039506some more and the draft is coming back fr
>>62039509>80 P/E oil producer ????
>>62039506Imagine signing up to be a troop for Donald Trump
DEPLOY THE TWEET ALREADY, DONALD!
I'm just not gonna look at my portfolio. Bears btfo
>gas is reaching $11/gal in Europe>based America is still paying ~$3, sometimes lessI want yuropoors to starve
>>62039521>paying more for gas to own Europe Fucking miggers Also nat average is at least 4 now
>>62039521natural gas not gasoline you smeghead
>>62039516Migger Squad
>>62039490PCE data came in hot, I don't think anything mango man says will cool that unless he posts a selfie with the Iranian parliament saying "Wow I was wrong about these guys, wars over for sure". Tribe's not letting that happen, they said fuck his midterm.
>>62039521Peak american educashion
>>62039443that wasn't even a real taco just some algos freaking out over keywords and some extra market manipulation
hell upon us
>>62039525>>62039526Cry more. America is a net exporter of both oil and natural gasWe are living in The Golden Age in America while yuropoors are living in squalor.
put my entire 401k into bonds when pam called the top of the marketfeels good
>>62039521>I want yuropoors to starveyes and then they are gonna sell off our debt to cover rising costs, you clueless retard
>>62039535I’m longer on oil than you faggot and didn’t just start investing this year. You’re illiterate.
>bond yieldskekkarrooooooo
>>62039515I don't know what that means it looks like a low cap with potential to blow?
>>62039543P/e is misleading here. Use forward earnings and cashflow numbers. Nog is 100% non operated holdings in other people’s projects so it trades at a much lower valuation.
PBR bros where u at
>>62039548
>>62039478I knew internets oil computer would be the next big thing
Why is gold not dying? It's been selling off with bonds when oil hitting 95+ before.Fuck i was hoping to buy today.
The time is fast approaching, lo even now it's knock is at the door. This is your last warning.
>>62039547so I mean you like it?
>>62039554kek crypto baggies
>>62039516A real F Troop!
>>62039553planning to buy metals on monday, hopefully they go down during the weekend
>>62039553I was hoping to load up more too but there are still a ton of bullish thesis for it. I think it got a little caught up in a speculative mania but I don’t think the cool down will last long
>>62039542Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor
>>62039553Gold is a boomer asset and boomers LOVE to buy things "no matter the price". There's a point of pride for them to buy things at ATHs, they feel like they're "supporting" it.
>>62039554You said this at like $6.Are you expecting to hold from $50 or $30 down to this only to hit $10 at best OVER 10 YEARS!!!!
>>62039460Im busy slurping
>>62039554piece of shit
>>62039555Meh, the only reason to buy it would be as a value play. It’s also a mix of Oil and dry Nat gas production which the market doesn’t always favor outside of the integrated model.
>>62039565Every point on a parabolic curve is an ATH. Financial advice can only be correct in hindsight.
>>62039558>>62039563Yeah these guys came in just as I was typing that to prove my point. "Gold might go down over the weekend" lmao boomer. Welcome to "filter posts by this ID-town", population: you and that other guy.
So I was in energy and metals/materials for about a year or two. Bear run or no, do you think its worth holding through? Ive already trimmed and taken profits.If not, I was considering a partial rotation into bottleneck companies, eg "too important to fail" like CP rail or MSFT or V or ENB or PCE, that kind of stuff
>>62039558>>62039563If Trump gets the marines in and manage to open the strait there's a risk for gold to recover. Oh well. Maybe if spy crashes today there will be a liquidity squeeze
>>62039553Gold is only going up, the recent dip was arabs liquidating some of theirs because they need money right now; it's natural the drop is only temporary because the actual demand is still there. Rick Rule is 100% right and you should be exposing yourself to gold.
>>62039572Kill yourself
>>62039565It's not boomers buying now, it's institutions and central banks.
>>62039573you think I'm buying gold for boomer rock reasonI'm buying gold because commodities skyrocket during high inflation times
>>62039588Stock advice is just horoscopes for men. Seethe over it.
>>62039591They already skyrocketed dipshit
>>62039594And how do women make money from horoscopes?
the dollar is going to get greatly devalued over the next few years. you need to be in assets that will retain value. that is the gold and metals trade
>>62039595enjoy being poor in the coming months
>>62039588You too, kys.
>>62039598Textbook survivorship bias. You're only here because you haven't lost enough money to never come here again.
>>62039581agree, and a lot of reasons why gold thesis holds is that after these liquidity crunches it always rallies back
>>62039598Selling them to less women
>>62039581What i want more than gold is cheap gold. It could fall bellow 4k so I prefer to not be a baggie for a year or two when there's an opportunity like this.
>>62039595enjoy being poor
>"Democrats destroyed the economy, we fixed it"
>GOD DAMN YOU AMERICANSI love how we live rent free in foreigners heads lmao
>>62039581Yep, nothing to do with the record outflows from gold ETFs(Over $11 billion), the higher value of the USD or the huge rise in inflation we're about haveThe shit you niggers say is hilarious
SPY is back to sep 3rd levels
>>62039604Ok i killed myself. Now what? Gold is still going up
>>62039602What is your position/strategy?
>>62039617sucks to suck fags, get fucked, start pulling your weight in the world losers, youre all parasites
>>62039617should have built your own energy
>>62039617We are actively fucking them all right now. Imagine your red line derangement syndrome but it's your ability to cook food and find work
>>62039601This is true
>>62039617Why is he posting publicly that he can't do math? What kind of a retard does that to himself?
>>62039617should have shown up to open the strait then
>>62039617this was another master stroke by our God emperor JEnardo Drempf. Cucking liberals and browns all over the world. Soon you'll see the stock market go back to ATHs, bringing unfathomable wealth to every American. And if it doesn't, then it's the Jewish democrats' (or lizards) fault
>>62039617You fuckers started this jewish war. Of course people are pissed at you, and it's just a matter of time until the world gets pissed off enough to come up with an alternative to the US dollar. Enjoy watching your country collapse when that happens.
>>62039591Gold goes down with short and medium term inflation you spastic, gold is not a hedge against inflation but rather currency debasement
>>62039631Attention = Money
>>62039608I'll cashapp you 100 dollars if you can back that up
>>62039548I have only 50 shares tho ...
Uhmmmmm fellow goys.... to who is America going to sell their shit to if they be dirt poor?
>>62039635we don't feel it, we will enjoy seeing the world up in flames, we will be eating popcorn and enjoying unfathomable wealth while you're killing each other on the streets for a bowl of borscht. Trump is undefeated. He fucks children. He rapes women. And we love him for it while you seethe in your European cuck shed unable to buy a new iPhone every year
>>62039617Is that post a bait for people who can't math?
>>62039646holy falseflag
>>62039646>we will be eating popcorn and enjoying unfathomable wealthkek sure you will. All the things you love to consume come from Asia and are made with oil from the Persian Gulf region. You have no idea how fucked everything is going to be if this retardation continues. >South Korea in 2025 supplied an average of 87% of jet fuel imported at the US west coast each monthhttps://www.argusmedia.com/en/news-and-insights/latest-market-news/2802408-import-woes-drive-la-jet-fuel-to-44-month-high
>>62039646
Fuck I love losing money. This is exactly what I voted for
>>62039617Zoggies... this is a global economy...you don't produce anything, if the rest of the world can bring you your usual shit, then how are you gonna get to enjoy your fired butter...and bbc porn...?
*BUZZ BUZZ*Time to wake up wagie. You have 9 hours of work before you can drink yourself into oblivion while watching your folio turn red.
We're breaking 97$
>>62039554Imagine not selling this garbage when it was $50
>>62039617no wonder you people are so poorgoing rate for homes in my town are $120-$160 per sq ft
>>62039595that was for last inflation. we are getting another wave.
>>62039666I would've if I knew what crypto was before 22.
>>62039613Do you already have a position? I'm kind of in the same boat, waiting to buy, but I already have like 30% of my net worth in metals so meh.
Anyone else betting that the AI bubble will pop soon?
TRUMPOCALYPSE 2.0NO ONE THOUGHT HE COULD CREATE EXCELLENT ENTRY POINTS AGAIN LIKE HE DID IN 2025 BUT HE WENT AND DID ITTHE MAD MAN ACTUALLY WENT AND DID IT!
>>62039694It’s already deflating
This stock market stuff is easy how do you guys lose money? Buy the monday TACO sell before Friday TACO, balling
>>62039694if oil stays up yeah
>NVDA BELOW 170$Bros... this is NOT FUN anymore.
>>62039694It's an inflating hot pocket, not a booble
>>62039701GET FUCKED TECHIE
>>62039617as an european I am willing to do my part and support americas conquest for freedom. no matter how much prices will go up this is a net positive in the long run. the world needs to get rid of iran once and for all.
>>62039701it's going to 10 P/E anon
>>62039701I remember when it broke 1000$ and people were shitting themselves over the AI bubble getting way too big.
>that spike on the 10 year bondIf he can't keep it down anymore he's just going to scorched earth and send in the troops to iran.
OIL
my current folio is outperforming the S&pee way too much. I don't even know why the fuck I invest in broad index ETFs anymore. Most investors are retards chasing hype tech stocks that always end up shitting the bed
>>62039718i'm too retarded for commodities, how do I OIL on Fidelity?
Microslop, yay or nay?
hedgies are dragging their feet todaytheyre obligated to dump oil on the daily but i guess too many of them got BTFO running their tricks up till now
physical wheat
>>62039724erx, uco, usoor get a better broker
>>62039724Just buy a producer ETF instead of the commodity since the government is manipulating the market for the next month at least
>>62039724This is the worst time to get in and learn about commodity futures. Buy XOM, pbr, etc instead.
>>62039646holy based
>>62039733>>62039734>>62039738the problem is there is SO FUCKING MANY tickers/etfs.
>>62039742Go hard Buy OILU
kek oil baggies
I just sharted on.. I mean shorted nasdaq. fun times ahead
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62039749based
>>62039749
>>62039749WTFWT
>>62039749Based
>>62039726Even fucking Copilot thinks MSFT is shit
Trump can't even bullshit pump the market ahead of his Kharg invasion and we're opening in SPX's negative gamma. Shit's going to suck.
when are we getting the tweet for the day
>>62039749LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS OIL DUMPING??? Let me be green for one fucking day
MORNIN NIGGERS
>>62039742Yes, I already gave you 2 suggestions but more importantly you will probably buy at the top. Those shares won't go up indefinitely.
Welcome to the casino of the United States of America. The best one around. Remember, no crying
OILERS ON DECK
>>62039760this shit is gnarly man
>>62039464you want me to rot in jail instead?would love to impregnate one thopreferably 15 yo
>>62039568I'll fucking bet you are
>>62039768yeah I'll just pass I'm way too unlucky to fuck with anything like oil thx anyway anon
>>62039726Nay
>>62039760He's gonna have to pull out the forbidden technique. A mid market hours TACO
Long term bonds just fell off a cliff
SAVE ME HEDGIES SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62039763All green except Conoco for some reason over here.
>another green day for me Imagine not being 100% energy
>>62039777That new CEO obliterated their company culture. Went full GE
>oil pumps>silver dumps>stocks dumps>stocks pump (partially)>silver dumps>oil dumps>silver pumps>stock pums partially>oil dumps>stock pumps>silver dumps>oil dumpsi am so sick of this bullshitwhy cant just oil dump and rest pump?or at least pg pump
Anyone else having issues with Bank of America??
DEPLOY THE TACTICAL TWEET MR BLUMPF, HURRY!!!!!!!
told y'all smiggers to buy spy 630 puts for aprilshould have listened lol
I have over $50,000 in unrealized losses thanks to Zognald being a best goy.
>>62039763SHUT UP ITS A DISCOUNTAAAAAA MY FUCKING BAG
LOL
>>62039783>100% energy>plug -5%just say oil nigger
how long until we get a violent reversal?
Is this the BIG ONE??? We´ve been coiling downwards and had our balls played with for months, its ready to burst.
>>62039780>Epstein distraction war might put an end to the petrodollar>somehow this is bullish for the dollarhuh???
>WOOP WOOPPULL UP>WOOP WOOPPULL UP
I took a 10% profit on oil.Here is how I imagine the day to go.>In a few hours Trump will deploy the tactical tweet coordinated with the FED scam pumping the market>Keeps it up until market close where he announces boots on the ground and dumps on those who fell for the bull trapYou can call me Nostradamus
>mu greenis this bottomdo i buy to lessen my losses?
:^)
if oil at least just trades sideways itll be ok todayup is bad for everyone right now
>>62039796It's the opposite. Ever since the war started the yields across the board have been rising. Which means there is less demand for the dollar than before
SAVE US SCOTT BUSSY, YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE
>>620397951929 style?
>>62039801Ya oil above 105 will tank the market so much that oil stocks will drop too
JUST TRUTH THAT THE WAR IS OVER AGAIN FOR GODS SAKE
I'm down 9% from holding voo gld and bndI wanna die
>>62039802yeah that makes sense but why would bonds fall now? what recent news is bullish for the dollar
I found out that my fucking car actually runs on this oil stuffHow could they let this happen to me?
>>62039796Distraction war? Yids have been foaming at the mouth for this for decades now. WTF do you think Epstein was blackmailing for??
>>62039782BRENT WAS AT 111.5 AND IT'S NOW AT 110.8I'M GETTING FLEECED
Nvm it’s fine
Where's the tweet Dahnald?
I thought I'm overleveraged, but you guys scream as if you played with options on swaps on warrants on futures contracts
>>62039810The Iran war is unironically good for the dollar, it's tanking the energy markets of the US competitors while the US exports oil and has just started receiving a bunch of Venezuelan oil
>>62039810The bond market is way more chaotic and difficult to understand. It's entirely possible for investors to have less demand for the dollar compared to other currencies but in times of stress like this current war there is a flight from stocks to bonds. Introducing temporary investors seeking shelter pushing up prices, while the overall trend is downward. I.e. after the war ends and they return to stocks that bond investors still demand higher yield
>>62039810He's wrong, there's less demand for US debt but the dollar itself has been up since the war
>>62039807This mentally deranged orange migger is physically incapable of ever admitting any mistake or defeat
>>62039797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdvDwuKfdmcTERRAIN TERRAINPULL UPPULL UPTERRAIN TERRAIN*WHOOP WHOOP*
CAM ON HEDGIES DUNK ITDUNK IT FOR YOUR OLD PAL MR BAGGIE
>longing oilIt is in absolutely no one's interest but Iran's for oil to be very expensive and you have longed oilYou absolute fool
>Oil dancing between $90-$100>Brent dancing between $105-$115Isn't this price also taking into effect the release of temporary strategic reserves? So if it takes longer to rebuild the oil infrastructure than we can release the reserves, shouldn't we see a nasty spike in the future?
BRENT AT 110.6It's so over. Oil will never rise again.
>>62039770OIL BARONS I STATUS REPORT
>>62039821Long term US debt specifically I should clarify
>>62039824>gld
Also something interkeksting for y'alls consideration; imagine if you will, we maintain 95+ oil for next 3 months as we roll into summer and fall, govs are broke, like say Japan for example. They need money to buy stuff that is all new giga expensive thanks to oil fucking with supply logistics. Therefore, they begin mass dumping their treasuries for cash. Something to consider as you trade today.
Have you said thank you once?
>>62039834The US will just sell them oil in return for treasuries lol, the US is an oil exporter now and it's about to export even more now that Venezuelan oil is flowing to the US.
>>62039826>but Iran Too bad they are in charge though
>>62039827>if it takes longer to rebuild the oil infrastructure than we can release the reserves, shouldn't we see a nasty spike in the future?yup, and as we see the oil on the water soaked up by a hungry planet, prices will slowly start to rise and then spike bigtime. Fundamentally, the ways to route oil past the Strait of Hormuz and the ways to refill oil from strategic reserves cannot compensate for the drop in supply through the Strait of Hormuz and prices will rise with oil's inelastic demand until consumption is curtailed, i.e., a massive demand slump reverberating throughout the entire world
>>62039827The US is selling its strategic oil reserves on the futures market which has been keep the price lowhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-oil-release-reshaping-futures-202918100.html
>>62039827getting there
>>6203983230 year bonds are about to hit 5% yield. And the 30 year tips bond is at a staggering 2.76%
WHERE IS THE TWEET MR PRESIDENT WHERE IS THE TWEET DO IT NOW
>CVX
>>62039827Quite a few are dumping strategic reserve and we are probablg manipulating price with shorts. Also consider that all the governments right now are probably betting on oil going up down the road, but right now while painful high it is still bareable to buy. They're probably slurping up the available current physical supply at these cheap prices. Once tag catches up to the supply thats left it will probably be quite a jump just from that alone, never mind how much longer it might be closed/more infastructure damage.
>>62039826blow it out your ass buck boy
>>62039842Been keeping*
>>62039617Niggas can just pull up at the strait if they're that mad about it. Get your boats, bring the Somali's as navigators. They have experience. Europoors can launch a stealth strike on refugee boats alongside the big guns when boots come.
>>62039821So the strength here is due to investment in short-term debt and dollar reserves?
>>62039810Nations have to sell bonds to buy oil.
>>62039834You're a zoomer aren't you? Oil has been hovering around $110 for pretty much the entire Obama presidency and nothing really happenedIt's not some huge crisis like they're telling you, and it won't be until its consistently around like $150
>OILU
>>62039848>never mind how much longer it might be closed/more infastructure damage.imagine if the spike were to coincide with, idk, Israel doing Israel things like blowing up a power plant, with the corresponding Iranian response :)
Yep, I’m still all-in on LNG. That’s all I’ve been doing.
THE ONE TIME I NEED THE HEDGIES TO DO THE NEEDFUL AND THEY CANT EVEN DO THATMY BAG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Will oil stop crabbing, please?
>>62039827>>62039842>Market sources have told Reuters Japan's government is considering intervening in the crude oil futures market as the Middle East crisis drives energy prices up sharply.>Under the scheme, Japan would tap its $1.4-trillion foreign exchange reserves and build short positions in the oil futures market by selling futures contracts to push down prices.https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/japan-shifts-focus-oil-unorthodox-scramble-talk-up-yen-2026-03-26/Japan is going to do the same, the US and Japan have the two largest strategic petroleum reserves outside of China, Japan has enough reserves to cover 254 days of domestic consumption
BUDDY LOOK AT EVERYTHING COMPUTER
OIL producers are literally mooning. Holy fucken shit.
I'm too scared by the idea of a trump tweet to get in. But if he doesn't tweet today I'll never get in.
this might be the big one
>>62039868There is some insane irony that the petro dollar could die because of an oil shock caused by a pointless war america in the middle east
>>62039861what is thisshoudl i put my life savings into it?
>>62039855US dollar is a safe haven asset and very liquid
WHAT THE FUCK STOP THE COUNT FOR GODS SAKE
SANDISKGODS....are we eating good rn?
The past year has literally been the worst of my life and it keeps getting worse
Babe, Microsoft is dropping faster than a turd coming out of my ass.
>>62039880Same frendo :3Allah willing, this is the last year of my life.
WHAT THE FUCKWHERE IS THE TACTICAL TRUTHDEPLOY IT NOW MR PRESIDENT
traded the open pretty well today. i can buy a ps5 and some games and a pizza for dinner
>>62039882Just a small price correction, right? Right?
>>62039887I'm doing the midlife crisis thingQuitting my job, simplifying my investmentsTrying to find something to do that will make me stop wanting to die every day
>SCHD is still holding at 0%DON'T GIVE UP! YOU CAN DO IT
>>62039882its pretty much back at where it was in 2021. lost 4-5 years worth of gains lol
>>62039871Literally mooning? Like they be havin oil on the moon and sheeit?
>attempted TACO pump last night>market completely ignored itIt's over for this stupid orange migger
VIX OVER 30NOW THIS IS POD RACING
Time to slurp Adobe you think? Forward PE is 10.5 lmao
>>62039894Even more if you take inflation into account
Holy fucking shit, nearly everything is down…What the fuck happened?
>>62039876I know! Often it’s done in long-term treasuries though, so I assume the strength of the dollar this time around is mostly FOREX trading since 10-year yields are rising.
>>62039857I was a kid during Obama years so I don't have anything else to compare it to, just talking about stuff I've been reading and hearing from someone who's analysis and opinion I have reasonable confidence in and other official sources.
>>6203990010 gorillion more troops
ahhh thank you hedgiesi feel a little better now
>>62039898Eww.
>>62039900>nearly everything is downnot even close retard. retail is getting scared but the market is fine
>>62039900Apparently the Straights of Homos is closed? I think it has something to do with the chuds
>Mfw Nvidia Time to fall out of that range you've been stuck in for months.Drag every pension fund down to the abyss with you and fleece the dip buying normoids.
I’m straight but I wish I was gay because it looks comfy
>>62039898That's a man
>>62039907I'll be honest I don't know why financials are shitting themselves
>>62039898>Forward
kekKEKK E K
>>62039914Is this a financial advice?
>>62039916AI fears
>>620398753X leverege on a bunch of oil producers like XOM
>>62039916who do you think the hedge funds are funded by?
>>62039810Bonds are down because the rest of the world has to deal with super expensive oil and is selling assets to keep their bills paid.That’s the story for gold as well btw.
>>62039916private credit risk or something. they should be happy interest rates are likely to rise but seemingly not right now
Who do i kill for this?
>>62039924>Hedges
Microsoft?
soxlsisters i thought we had a new paradigm???
>>62039927Sam altman
>>62039927no refunds europoor
>>62039924I heard its Ken Griffith and Ryan Cohen
> nows
>>62039932its been officially renamed microslop. please call it by its official name please
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>>62039914Being gay is a huge pain in the ass
>>62039927yourself for even going in at 1x the state things are at the moment
>>62039927Stick to sports betting, yuroid. Let the Americans play with the markets.
>>62039913Cool it pal
>>62039923N R G U
>>62039945How can you tell you're at a gay bar?>They push in the stools for ya!
>>62039646>my president rapes kids and does the bidding of his jewish overlordsand this is based somehow?
>>62039617>>62039635>>62039646OIL KEKS!
