orange bonobo pedo edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62041167
>>62041652Silly mumu
Everyone good?
1st for TKD
IT WAS HER TURN! SHE NEVER WOULD'VE STOOD FOR THIS!
>>62041652That shows oil following food, not vice versa
Other pool is about to be closed.
Spare a though for the poor bastard anon who bought TQQQ calls just before close yesterday.
Thinking of slurping some cruiseline stocks at peak energy rapeWhich cruiselines are most enjoyable to go on?
>>62041664total kitten death
last 15 minutes and no TACO tweet, time for a turbodump
>>62041677Carnival
WOAH THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT WOAH
>>62041677Cruises are dying. Gen alpha and gen z have no desire to get drunk and wife swap on a boat in the middle of the ocean like the boomers and millennials do.
I shorted Intel in anticipation of missile strikes
>Breaking: The Houthis will release an "important statement" in the coming hours, according to the Houthi-affiliated Al Masirah
I know they get blamed for everything, but this time it is 100%, without any uncertainty, their fault. How does this make you feel?
>>62041691boomers and millenials have 80% of the money in the economy
gold's up again
>>62041691All while nig hoards twerk and chimp out
We are all gonna get raped by huge BBCs... it's over...
>>62041696i feel nothing
>>62041696The jeets?
>>62041702i go out in drag hoping for this but it never happens
>>62041652buy $Rig if you don't want to miss out on the next super cycle, no way this shit gets resolved without lasting oil damage
40 mins left
>>62041691>boomers and millennials do.you are delulu nigga, millennials are as broke as zoomies.
>>62041673>Houtis have entered the chat.
Early baking faggots ruined /smg/. Yesterday when threads lived their own life it was much more fun, but no, some faggot needs to post early just to be the protagonist.
>>62041696it's a struggle to still deal in the real world
>>62041691I've never hears cruises are a millenial thing, it was always seen as a boomer thing, however if millenials are going on cruises that says to me that gen z will be going crazy for cruises when they're older so maybe it is a good investment
Considering the grotesque Lindsay Graham types all sign bombs, I hope this made them fucking wince when they saw it
>>62041719
>>62041719Awwwwwww shhhhhhhheeeeee'T dawg!
>>62041721it's the iron law of posting that past a limit, people will stop replying because they think it's about to get yeeted
>>62041702if the fiber in a black bean crunchwrap makes you feel like you're being "raped," then you need to make a lot of lifestyle changes.
>>62041713im not buying anything thats gone straight up for six months, sorry, baggie stock
>>62041723That assumes gen z will have friends or families to take on cruises
>>62041691Gen x just doesn't exist....
Jail for the Trump family
>>62041729i feel personally attacked by every part of this post
Trump answering questionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0JctYskYjA
>wti high of the day is 100.04 You can only prevent what's coming for so long Bussy
>>62041733Pete HegsethJared KushnerSteve WitkoffHoward LutnickStephen Millerdemocrats need to GITMO this lot
>>62041691>get drunk and wife swap on a boat in the middle of the oceanI'm err.... I'm listening.
Okay, so it looks like Viking Cruises and maybe Norwegian have the most White and affluent clientele.Noted.
>>62041731Maybe there will be a boom in singles cruises
>>62041734babe, that's the thing, you're so sensitive. on top of all the other things you're touchy and can't stand criticism. you gotta be a big girl for me.
>nows
>>62041738>tune in>"we have peace in the middle east"I'm sick of jews
>>62041738>there is peace in the middle eastWho the fuck is he talking to?????
soon trump will make it illegal to sell stocks
>>62041748Tinder cruises, I see the vision.
BUSSY DEPLOY MORE CAPITALAAAAHHHHH
>>62041759sorry, the treasury is long oil now so they can scalp a few billy to pay iran to fuck off.
>>62041738I can't even watch the lying like talking anymore. I was never aware of having bile in my body before this cunt.
>>62041764*Kike
>>62041652Men they are trying their absolute best at getting the oil price below $100. Can not have that headline going throughout the weekend of oil being $100 again.
>>62041738fuck he's so gone... It's over.
Energy stock recommendations?
The war is over again? Good to know.
if they don't pump the markets before close, it means all hope is lost and they are going full boots on the ground this weekend
>>62041738haven't listened to the orange nigger in a whiledo they have him on horse tranq? fuck it have netanyahu do these it's all out in the open now maybe markets will pump if he gets through the lies without slurring like a dementia patient
Kek, he's rambling again.
russia bans gasoline exports :)
Threads close by Royal Decree of the Chicken Bake.On your bikes & off to the newen.
Hello.It's over.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62041738Jesus fucking Christ. We're actually going to crash with no survivors. Country sold out so Jews can have their global expansion.
>>62041779I am in VG, LNG, CNQ, OXY, and an oil & gas etf
WTI $100
>>62041738Just started watching did I miss anything important he said?
oilil
>>62041780Another spectacular failure like bay of pigs but for Israel
tik tok bussy
SOMUCHWINNING
>>62041800he said gas is down to $1.99 babe
>you lost trannies
get ready for the wildest ride!
inb4 the fed is going to switch looking at CORE CPI/PCE and ignore PCE until PCE goes down and Core PCE is again higher. Then PCE is standard again
BUSSY DEPLOY IT NOOOWWWW
>>62041800>Mental asylums>Chuck schumer>Won>Boats>Won>Like, a lotI've not watched it but I'm guessing I'm pretty close.
>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOOOOWN
has Trump fucked it? Or is this Agenda 2030?
>>62041804>another weekend selling oil instead of getting sucked downwhen will he break?
>>62041813Beautiful ballroom
>>62041816Trump works for the WEF and Israel. It's pretty obvious this faggot is a plant
BRENT BROS...
I love the Iran lego videoshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A1YIOwSMyss
he was right, only it was for oil
fentanyl use will finally be satisfactory
>>62041808>mfw mutant tranny communists spend their time making these extremely racist memes in a pathetic attempt to fit in with their astroturfingpretty sad comrade, you gonna rope soon? you know you're never gonna pass as a woman outside of your dreams.
>>62041800Gas is $1.99
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62041652>lefty seethe edition
wheres the trump tweet
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOPOWER AND SPEEEEEEEEEED
N
>Trump: "We had the greatest economy in the history of our country in the first term. We are blowing 'em away right now."are you enjoying getting blown, smiggers?
>>62041839After market close
it's uh, it's refusing to go back below 100what now?
>>62041839Trust the plan :)
>>62041825>filter all posts by this ID>filter all posts containing "lego"
Trump will sacrifice every last American for Bibi. They probably want the strait closed to pump oil.
>>62041738>all those officers standing aroundc'est fini
Why does it look like the yield curve is going to invert again?
>>62041725
>>62041847
Fat retard destroys the country in the name of Israel. Look mom I said it again>But but you will never be a woman
>>62041723Millennials love gay shit like cruises.
>>62041850it looks so stupid, especially with the gold decorations he added everywhere. Gives 3rd world shithole dictator vibes
>>62041822it makes me sad that no heroes can penetrate it
>>62041845Shutting down...Attempting shutdown...It's not... It's not shutting down...HUAAARGH
>>62041852
Ever since I sold my stockpile of VOO, the stock has cratered down 50 dollars per unit, I’ve never felt more vindicated telling those dicksucker mumu’s to fuck off.
>>62041851No one is going to buy our bonds because they are all going broke
>Russia Warns of Force Majeure on Oil Cargoes After Port Disruptions
Donald...the stocks
TIME FOR REDEMPTIONSBOOMERS CALLED THEIR BROKERS AND TOLD THEM TO SELLTHE BROKERS ARE HAVING TO NOW MAKE THOSE SELLS
>>62041864Hahaha. Fucking deserved.
>>62041856Advertisers want you to think millenials like cruises so they can sell it to you.
>>62041865AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhttps://youtu.be/QNJL6nfu__Q?si=DK39zXwrXATGAcL6
>>62041856I've known Disney millennials, they're fucking crazy people
WHERE IS BESSENT? HENLO? WE NEED A BAILOUT
>>62041857all the gold in the oval office would be fine, as a bit of decorative kitch, but Trump has crossed the line serving up more Americans for Moloch and Tel Aviv. I could forgive Trump for his tacky obsessions until he went mad
>>62041866Why would they sell? Trump just told them we were winning.
>>62041856My dream is to go on a cruise in the southern hemisphere, look at the milky way at night and an hero by jumping into the cold embrace of the ocean.
Last chance to sell above 100 jeets don't be too greedy.
TOO LOW TERRAINPULL UP
Here come dat bussy. Kek oil baggots
>>62041882retardretardretard
FALLING DOWNFALLING DOWNFALLING DOOOOOOOOOOWNhttps://youtu.be/u5UqJWRV55E?si=Q2LubIFMdMJNdvhC
>get some rest Pam, you look tired. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDJbRj6M_3Y
>>62041877BOOMERRS NEED TO SELL TO BUY ADULT DIAPERS AND OTHER OLD PPL STUFF
He hanged himself, didn't he
>>62041891lol I remember that faggot
>>62041822its weird watching people who should know better just trot out retard-speak like this.Trumps doing what he thinks will solve the problem of our central banking currencies failure. He's conquering all the non-central banking cartel countries in order to install their debt-currencies onto new populations.Our currency is entirely a ponzi scheme for the super-elite jews whose names you probably don't know. And of course, the only way you can keep a ponzi scheme going, is to find more people to sign up to the scheme. Iran/venezuela+cuba are next on the block, they're all commie/muzzie shitholes so i don't care much, but they were resistant.
>>62041878Titanic's not supposed to be a life guide you know?
>>62041866yeah said this the other weekmarket won't really turn until the normies start to notice.... too much passive money parked in there makes it slow to move initially from people oblivious to thingswe might be at that point now though they are starting to
Anon you need to sign in for Truth Social to be the first to know when to buy
>>62041891goodfuck that jeet faggot in particular
>15 minutes to go before market close
What breakthroughs in iran will trump announce on the weekend
>>62041719potential impact when hormuz is shut down for a prolonged period of time:>india & china might be facing no-joke no-hyperbole famine once all the residual food supply runs out in their internal logistics networks (ESPECIALLY india) >food prices skyrocketing for any staple grains being harvested in the next few seasons (fertilizer shortage during initial planting & seeding)>chips skyrocketing in price (helium shortage) and compute gets even more expensive >electricity cost rising (this is an existential threat for all the new datacenters being built: concrete isn't even dry and their financial future is at jeopardy)potential impact if they start knocking out more petroleum infrastructure >PLASTIC prices go up (this is the scariest fucking scenario imaginable) >airline industry is fucking finished >terrifying corollary: the only manufacturing america does anymore - aerospace - is going to die and get outsourced to death in a desperate bid to counteract fuel costs>similarly, auto industry is fucking finished (rust belt gonna undergo rustification 2: petroleum boogaloo)
>>62041891He started posting gore on here during the night then got b&
buy the dip with remaining dry powder right now or wait until next week
>>62041894Ah yes le heckin based Zionald Give me a fuckin break
THE DOW IS AT 50K
Get to 627!!!
You did slurp the dips like this smart fella, right?
long time since I posted here, I hope everyone is doing well. What are thoughts on the sell off, if drumpf goes through with stopping iran oil shipments, siezing kharg island or attacking iranian oil infastructure, what is the price of crude oil headed to? seems like crude oil price is the main concern here. I'm waiting to buy in at the bottom with my earning from selling INTC at the top.
>>62041908There bots. Workin overtime on damage control. Cuz is losing his base. Same shit on social media platforms too
>>62041891hahahahahahahahAAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAWHAT A FAGGOT
>>62041907wait until next week shit hasn't even started
Another terrible day for bullgroidsrussia is declaring force majeur on their oil contracts and the houthis joined the fucking warit's only going to get worse from here
>>62041687TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BELTS AT THE BOTTOM
>>62041878You're not jumping overboard until we've played the Slay the Spire board game in the galley and fucked my wife first.
>>62041832>Three more years, tranny
Classic
>spy back to where it was last august
>>62041914>What are thoughts on the sell offbuy it and continue to buy it if it continues
it seems our administration's retardation is finally catching up with them
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
Why is tiger woods always flipping cars?
>not even -2%get a hold of yourself you sissies
>>62041907Dog 40% of Russian oil exports got disabled by a terminal being blown up by Ukraine and 1/3 of the oil infrastructure in the gulf is straight up gone, fertilizer exports from the gulf is down bigly and the U.S. and Japanese government is straight up shorting the oil market, I wouldn’t get involved at all right now til shit stabilizes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62041925oh man I love board games
>>62041910>inc
sell
>>62041929guh
>>62041903The only part of that I disagree with is the word potential. As long as trump is in power it looks all but guaranteed.
Black Monday
Silver spikes also follow oil spikes.And we will probably see a housing and bank crash if Trump doesn't do a bailout
>>62041943guy in the photo died 70 years ago
>He's the peace president
>>62041944buy
>>62041938Ukraine launched another series attack on that terminal in the Baltic and attacked a large oil refinery in the Leningrad Oblast causing it to shut down, EU also continues to seize its 'shadow vessels'
>>62041925I'm up for Slay the Spire. As for the wife, I wan't die as a virgin to get my promised 72 BRK-A shares.
>>62041797TYI have like 500k in various tech and the mag 7. What the fuck am i supposed to do with all these stocks going tits up?
>>62041954
This orange retard pumped my bags so much I just bought some ray neos and rog ally x.Thanks for playing Israel
HAHAHAHAH here comes the candle
Crashing this economy...WITH NO SURVIVORS
Is there any good content posted here anymore or just esl thirdies/europoors chimping out over the shitpiss down 8% in between shifts cleaning bathrooms used by amerishart tourists?
My SPY holdings have finally gone redXLE do your thing
>>62041961Had
>>62041961Maybe buy put insurance if you have access to optionsI'm not sure
>>62041903i don't see why america is in any trouble with this, america is a net exporter of oil, they drill more than they use, its the rest of the world thats fucked, especially since the kikes in Ukraine went and bombed Russias ports so they can't even sell oil if they wanted to.
>*MUSK JOINED TRUMP, MODI CALL ON TUESDAY ABOUT IRAN WAR: NYT>MUSK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Crazy that Russia would've been on the ropes in a couple of months, but they got saved for Israel! We love our Israelis don't we folks.
>>62041973Billionaire occupied government
What's this green scamwick?
Dear Mr. President, tell me what to doThese niggas actin' up in Iran, send mo' troops
>>62041972>muh net exporterif you're not a big oil ceo this won't mean anything to youyou'll still pay an arm and a leg at the pump
>>62041979me buying
>>62041979The NVDA 167.5P must expire worthless at all costs
>>62041982Baggler, I...
>>62041979people closing shorts in case he does something over the weekend
>>62041979shake out spx shorters/oil longers
FudgePAC status?They're replacing oil with cocks coated in shit
>-7% YTD S&P500scratched the surface
did escalator anon dieded?
>>62041972economically they are more insulatedhowever politically it is going to be a disaster
>>62041961Hold them. Don't fucking sell them. Rocket science.
Absolute incompetence by the US. Insanely overestimated themselves and underestimated capabilities and resolve of the enemy.
>>62041908no you retarded kike-slave, you dangle on the strings of masters you hate, whilst thinking you're working against them, know your limits and never jump to conclusions, you lack the iq, wisdom, knowledge and foresight to ever be correct.I never said i agree with Donalds foreign policy, although i do despite communism in all its forms and wish its shills and advocates nothing but suffering, he's doing an extreme version of kicking the can down the road. Our debt-currency, owned and controlled by the central banking cartel kikes, is designed to fail, to enrich the owners (stockholders) of the central banks infinitely. If everything donald wants comes true, within ~10 years at best we'll be back to the brink of worldwide economic collapse again, unless literal space aliens move onto the moon/ocean and accept a central bank to conduct trade with.
>>62041970I mean it dropped like 10% at most, I'm fine. You think GOOG, and NVDA are going to zero? I mean come on... I just need some rebalancing advice
>>62041853Yeah dude I really give a shit what the polbots are saying.Filtered.
>محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf>@mb_ghalibaf>They’ve spammed so much fake news trying to push energy prices down that the market’s just numb now. Keep going, nobody’s buying it anymore.>The real prices will show up anyway.>Powerful? Maybe. But Smart? Not even close. Burned that fake news card way too early.
>>62041987What kind of pussy doesn't hold over the weekend?
>>62041891He was still short early this week and since then his puts have lost like 30% value . His portfolio was only 11K but that's still a lot for a jeet
>>62041953Green Taco Monday
drop the nukes on Iran already burn it all
>>62041998Well, is it? I sold some of my NVDA and GOOG to take profits and tax loss harvest and put them in oil .
>>62041978BOGGED
>>62041907last friday was the dip buy fakeout. do not buy. monday will be the day perhaps. this needs to go later. we need more fear, more panican, more puking of positions. this listless drift lower aint it. need spy 600 for maybe a capitulation
>>62041990>FudgePAC status?
>>62041972you're on /biz/ and you think what happens to america's major trade partners won't impact america? >muh net oil exporter we can't refine what we extract. if that still confuses you then you're beyond help. in other news, MIC might be getting a big ass windfall since CENTCOM has unironically fired off nearly ALL of the missiles allocated to it. the downside is that china knows it, too. https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/03/27/iran-war-tomahawk-missiles/
>>62042006>Iran parliament reads /smg/nice
>>62041973Why have kushner involved at all
>That last minute red dildo
>>62042012the american hegemony is ending before our eyes
>>62041983Yeah it sucked i paid $0.93 /L to fill up my tank yesterday. Good thing I work from home. Hopefully this bullshit will be over before I need to fill up again.
>>62041998>Hold them. Don't fucking sell them.Get this guy a PhD in economics ASAP
>>62042006>Burned that fake news card way too early.Spot on.
>>62042004Nice id.
>>62042022Gas prices if the Iran shit ended tomorrow won’t be dropping for another 45-50 days at the very least
even broke the ding ding bot
postmarket slurpers??????
>>62042015Brandon Herrera in background -winning
>>62042010No it won’t he tried to save it last night with a tweet and over the last hour in his press conference and so did Rubio over the last hour and still no effect their BS isn’t working anymore it’s over
>no DING DING DING DING>no one posting their gains/lossesIt's really over
>>62042029It's fucking over
>>62042029ding poster isn't a bot he's a nice person and you should be nice to him
>>62041973Starlink retardSpace stuff = military
>>62042030I slurped for fun. I'm not having fun anymore though, how curious
DING DING DINGHow did it go todayHow did it go this week
>>62042022Imagine waiting till gas reaches twenty dollars a gallon instead of keeping yourself topped up with the lower but ever increasing prices lol
>hedge'mun'eeeeeeee
>>62042040oilthat's how
>>62042040where were you???
>>62042016>MIC might be getting a big ass windfall since CENTCOM has unironically fired off nearly ALL of the missiles allocated to it. the downside is that china knows it, too.RTX just keeps on dipping. I keep buying the dippening but it just keeps dippening further ....
>>62042040I'm not the ding ding ding guy so if he comes around I'll delete mine. I hope he's ok.Today: -1.49%This week: -0.63%This year: -3.85%
>>62042040+2.99% on the day+7.79% on the week
>>62042040-0.3% today, around -0.5% this week
>>62042040-4.5% for the weekI didn't go full bobo but I collared every long I have left over the weekend.
>>62042040Spent the day keking at miggers while my port grew >+5.25%
CANCEL ALL ORDERSCANCEL ALL ORDERSCANCEL AAAALLL OOOORDEERRRS
They need to unleash the ULTIMATE PLATINUM TACO over the weekend, don't they?
>>62042040What time do you call this?+0.65%
Invasion announcement soon
>US Envoy Witkoff: Iran’s Answer Expected On US’ 15-Point Proposal>US Envoy Witkoff: Think There Will Be Meetings With Iran This Week, Trump Wants A Peace Deal
>>62042040War port made me 6 grand in 2 weeks where I normally would have lost money or gained nothing at best I selled the XLE calls at +70%
Day: -1%Week: -2%Year: +16.2%
Okay markets closed let's bring out the dead marines
where is the tweet??
>Fist time the middle east is at peace in 3000 yearst. rump
>>62042064No clue what he means with this week. He could have said "this weekend" or next week.
>>62042040Just a casual day for PanicanGODS.>LONG OIL>SHORT EQUITIES
>>62042060A TACO like they've never seen before. The mother of all TACO's they're calling it, can you even believe it?
>It's not a war, it's a special military operation
>>62042060What would that even look like? "Israel is on their own now" isn't happening
-5% this week
>>62042064I really don't see what deal the US and Iran can come to unless Trump capitulates and gives in to Iranian demands
>>62042078Looks like bussy is back in the menu boys
>>62042040-1,09% Today-4% over the weekYTD +12% Thought about going all in on MOS today, glad i didn't
america is big and strong
>>6204208211 for me
>>62042087>america is big
Wait, so we hate Trump all the sudden?
no weekend risk for me this time boys. i sleep easy and play mario kart and sonic kart all weekend
>>62042092>and one day, for no reason at all, people started hating Trump
>>62042028Oh no you thought I actually cared? Theyre as high as they were 2008 unless you live in some commie fag state. Pretty awesome seeing you faggots cry though as we blow up niggers.
>>62042092>all the sudden
>>62042092He is a loser so yes
>>62042092hope he dies, piece of shit
holy shit Iran just launched missiles at Israel It's fucking happening
Only up +21.75% this week
>>62042092fucking up the world economy just to do the jew's biddingbeing fucking arrogant about it too
>>62042099Rolling for the lemony snicket warhead switchout
>>62042095Nigger I live in the south and diesel is over $5 a gallon… What kinda non American faggot talks about buying gas in liters?
>A veteran and reservist who mentors younger officers told HuffPost her contacts are expressing a loss of faith to a new degree.>"I'm hearing out of service members' mouths the words, 'We do not want to die for Israel — we don't want to be political pawns," she said. Another reservist in touch with current troops separately reported hearing similar comments.>"I've shared conscientious objector information six times in the past two weeks and I've been in the military almost 20 years — I've never had people reach out this way," the first reservist continued.
>>62042092He lost the mandate of heaven and has become the thing he fears most, a fucking loser.
>>62042092based retard
Lmao
>>62042101Should have just paid the tariffs lmao
>>62042040I haven't won. Not once this month, just scrapping back my losses, barely.Maybe $1400 in and $200 back. Today was good but the dip started before the market opened. Everything i touch never works, I'd make more money on the market never TOUCHING ANYTHING and even then I'd still somehow lose money.Tried oilTried defenseTried the casual stuffTried other things that looked goodTried anything here Tried redditbetsI'm out of money and ideas and I hate this shit.See you fucks Monday.
>>62042092/biz/ always hated him you're new here. Because we're here for money and we know he's doing whatever he can to take it from us and give to the jews./pol/ knows about it but think he's based for social reasons, they still started hating him way more the last few months though.
>>62042111very subtle
>they can't keep WTI below 100it's so fucking overTRUMP! BESSENT! WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TREASURY SHORTS?
>>62042108>Mike Prysner, the executive director of the Center on Conscience and War, said his group would in past years hear from between 50 and 80 troops annually. The month of March has seen a 1,000% increase, he added, saying at least one new service member now contacts the organization daily. On Friday, he wrote on X that his group is handling “expedited” objector applications by Army, Navy and Marines personnel who were told they will be deploying this weekend.
>oil shock>expecting inflation>expecting interest rate hikesKorea: time to print money (QE)
>>62042113Just buy cereal and L'Oréal and forget about it.
Well, at least nobody's talking about Epstein anymore, I guess.
>>62042092I think he's funny and i made good cash last year in April. This time its different though and it bugs me
wait why is it still dumping
>>62042119shhhh just let it happen, bussy time is over now
>>62042029>>62042035>>62042037>>62042047I'M SORRY I GOT SUCKED INTO A WORK CALLI really am sorry... I let you all down>>62042040Today: -2.84%This Week: -4.12%This Month: -12.06%This Year: -18.89%not good!
>>62042119Monday morning:Kek oil baggiesFollowed by seething oil noobs wondering why it bounces off 100 all yhe time. Muh oil!
>>62042040Absolutely fucking awful week. Down nearly 200k.
>>62042125World of pain my friend. World of pain.
>>62042134>>62042134>>62042134
Americans unironically voted to collapse their economy and another middle eastern war and tax cuts for the rich and increase grocery and oil prices because they were mad over "woke" tv shows lmao.
>>62042107A small price to pay to see eurotrash seethe.
>>62042136The only thing left to do now for America is to take every other economy with it
>How I learned to stop worrying and long Oil producers
>>62042138We'll just walk to the store.You... You do have walkable to stores in America right?
>>62042081>breakthrough negotiations >self congratulations on all sides>big major agreements>hormussy solution in two weeks>something something oiletc.Stuff that doesn't necessarily need to make sense or become true.It just needs to sound very good(bullish)
>>62042127
>>62042157He literally said two more weeks 24 hours ago, the market isn't buying that anymore even the insiders got bogged
>>62042157this nigga still living in last week lmaosee >>62042006
Ok so I'm up 50% on Petrobras. Do I sell now or have I already made a profit because the company whose shares I own is making more money and, regardless of whether they pay it out in dividends or not, some of the that money is mine? I'm thinking I should forget about the stock for 30 years and sell when I retire..
$101 DOLLARYDOOS FOR A BARELLPULL UP PULL UPMAYDAY MAYDAY
>>62042233>Ok so I'm up 50% on Petrobras. Do I sellimagine not selling a 50% winner
>>62042277I was up 140% on BABA at one point and didn't sell. I don't really care about the short term to be honest.
>>62042285instead you care about watching your gains get wiped out keksell winners. this is how you actually make money in the markets
>>62042288With that kind of thinking, you'd sell Nvidia in 2020 or something. My thinking is that I bought a small part of a business at a bargain price and everyday I own it, the wagies working for the company are also working for me.
just remembered the goodyear baggie that shilled that shit so hard for a few weekskek goodyear baggies>>62042300if you hold forever why are you even here, stfu
>>62042318I'm here to dab on permabull faggots.
>>62042357you are the permabull though? retard?
I wanted to retire this year. Now I will never retire. I fell for Trump once again.
