no ground invasion this weekend, maybe next time edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62044483
ew a real female how many stds do you think exist in that vessel
>bought BATL 3 minutes before close at ~6.10How fucked am I?
Day 30 of 1 day special regime change operation
> futures
>>62045382dont be mad because she has sex and you dont
I am THIRSTING for a bloodbath.
>>62045393why are you projecting your madness on me
>>62045395Same
Dennys going private in Jan was pretty much the top signalThe market has been dead to me ever since... only have lean hogs left that I enjoy holding
>no invasion oilsissies... we lost...
>>62045397im not. you clearly were venting some incel rage here >>62045382 and now you are coping after being called out for it. get fucked (seriously)
>>62045406>no invasionSo what's the cope? We just keep bombing them until we run out of missiles?
>>62045382why don't you ask Claude
>>62045409?what are you talking about any girl who posts shit like this gets fucked all the timeits a fact shes riddled with stdsyou are projecting your odd madness on meyou dont have to protect these hoes
relax incel i didnt ask for your manifesto
and i didnt ask for your protected projectionshave fun with your losing call options bro
is iran waiting for monday open to just start going ham?
>FIGMA down 85% since Lina Kahn patted herself on the back for blocking the merger with ADBEAre creative tools dying?
3dpd in my smg
i bought a $170 strike NVDA put for $120 on monday then after trumps fake and gay peace talks tweet of tuesday i got raped by a green dildo on wednesday and the put went down to $11 so i just decided to hold it because at that point fuck it its only 10 bucks i would get back. then thursday it was worth $74 after the market went down 1% when conflicting info was coming out and iran was saying they had no talks then friday when everyone realized trump is full of shit my put jumped to $220 and i sold which doubled my money. as a poorfag this was excruciating to go through and i felt remorse when i was down 99% but i was only gambling with a hundred or so bucks how the fuck do people physically go through this putting tens of thousdands of dollars on the line???????? how the fuck can you cope with seeing a $250,000 bet down 99% then fucking hold on while thining about nothing else in the world than all the money you are losing????????? even if i was rich that would make me sick
>>62045416i can tell you are starting to get heated so ill let you have the last word after this because im a nice guy and feel kinda bad dunking on you
Black monday, check em
>>62045418>female>indianshocked
Have you guys learned anything yetThe war is going to end and shit will gigapump until May, and then it will gigadump until October Sell in May and go away
>>62045418all software that's not selling ai shovels is dead
>>62045424you cant call it black monday, its racist
>>62045382I doubt it, only trannies get posted hererussians love trannies, it's all they think about
>>62045430ORANGE NIGGER MONDAY, how about that?
Are the burgers still at war?
>>62045430What should we call it?
I feel like I need to swing for the fences. Any ideas?
>>62045047ya'll niggers were tripping.
big if truecrypto wallets that have 92% accuracy betting on the iran war are betting on a march 31st peace deal
>>62045430Let’s call it “noir Monday”It’s classy , literally means the same.
>>62045436that is even more racist, completely unacceptable>>62045440morose monday
>>62045447source?
>>62045447There is no way we have a peace deal. What would even be the terms?
NothingEverHappensHow do people keep forgetting this principle
>>62045453>What would even be the terms?relax
>>62045422It appears you psychologically cemented the value of $11 to that contract so when you sold it for $220 shouldn't you feel remorse that you sold what you feel is a worthless contract to somebody for 20x the price? You didn't feel remorse when it was down 99% you were angry that other fools weren't paying what you did for the same retarded contract
>>62045447I sold my Petrobras shares prematurely, therefore I want a brutal correction on oil companies. Better announce that shit over weekend for maximum market impact.
trips and the markets dumps
>>62045454couldn't hear you over VIX at 31, say again?
>>62045422two words: stop loss
>>62045453shrugsjust walk away>>62045451
>>62045441I could need some Mumia now
>>62045465>100ksome real high rollers there
>>62045465thanks
>>62045465>magamessicould they even be more obvious lol
>>62045465Does Iran know about this one?
>>62045464how do you do that for options on robinhood? i dont think you can
>finally doing my taxes>blew up like 40% of my account last y ear>i owe a massive amount of money for some mythical gains worth twice what my account ever was at its highest
>>62045469>>62045465
reporting says trump is bored with iran and he's going back to shitting on Ukraine and NATO publicly while hiding behind the justification the defensive alliance didn't help him with iran
>>62045472shouldnt be possible unless you sold something from the previous year that you werent yet taxed on because it was a long term holdif you are just a degen trader theres something wrong
>>62045472>>62045472just dont pay. dont file a 1040 the income tax is illegal
>>62045465>make an insider trading account so people start to follow and report on>make a relatively small bet on peace, reports of insiders betting on peace cause the markets to rally>buy cheap puts during the market rally>profit when the peace deal inevitably doesn't come through
>>62045465>100kUnironically pocket change
>>62045480you cant just go in and drop more money than the entire betting pool, it skews things too hard
does babe put out?
>>62045476soon he'll flip back to Epstein himself. >Hey guys, do you remember this scumbag Epstein? I hope you're still talking about him. Yeah, I was an informant
pokes the bees nest in iran, gets to waste american ordnance in arab states that could have been shipped to Ukraine, wastes more american ordnance bombing iran which could have been shipped to Ukraine, achieves nothing but regime changing to an even more hard ling govt now iran is going to charge a toll to use the strait making them even richer and americans poorer with highest gas prices isn't it obvious at this point that trump is working behind the scenes to weaken america at the behest of russia
>>62045485yes babe is a slut
>>62045488Trump IS a russian agentkrasnov
>>62045488Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
>>62045448el monday negron
>>62043039>It's more like>>spend decades deregulating so corporate profits go to shareholders instead of workers>>squeeze workers to the bone through shit wages and gutting of unions>>rather than fixing this problem by simply paying better wages, invest billions into replacing them with AIr/lostredditors?Deregulation is good.Unions can try to be a relevant party/adversary if they manage, but most of them will crash because of internal catfighting about what pronouns to use for the toilets. Right now, what unions in America are doing is the equivalent of Iran posting AI-made videos where they BTFO the US.
>>62045476He's apparently mad that zelensky is selling weapons. He wanted to copy the weapons and sell them.He didn't want to pay.
>>62045470maybe, it's very likely iran will collapse once the war ends, they were already teetering with a ground water shortage in tehran and their currency is worth literally nothing, once hostilities stop those things haven't magically went away
>>62045496unions got defeated the moment the west opened the doors to immigrationfunny thing is unions were pro this shit lmao
>>62045490Kek, I read it in a german accent
>>62045490im gonna make her squeal like a pig in the city
>>62045418Whats figma?
>>62045513Figma balls
>>62045499it was womemes entering the workforce that killed unions
>>62045513Company that makes the software thats replaced dreamweaver.
Any relevant news since Fridays close?
>>62045524The US just bombed an iranian water facility because they decided that the war hadn't escalated enough.
>>62045524i had chipotle for lunch
>>62045447> crypto wallets that have 92% accuracyOver what, seven bets? Kek retardo
ADOBE
>>62045528desalination?
>>62045534>Fars says a "10,000 cubic metre" water source in Haftkel, western Iran, was targetedSounds like a resevoir.
>>62045395financially speaking?
How do I long water
Imo the bottom isn't in until the space company dogshit like RKLB, LUNR and ASTS plummet into the depths of hell.
>>62045548fuck you bitch, I was enjoying my 400% gains.
>>62045548fucking based
>>62045548Dont say that bro, Im in RKLB :(
>>62045499>funny thing is unions were pro this shit lmaoThe average blue collar has an IQ of like 95, so I'm not surprised they cannot understand with their bird brains how "more immigrants > more competition > your position weakens" is a logical chain of reasoning -- it's too much and the idea "I don't wanna be a bad racist person" kills too much of their possible brain power for this task.But I think the blue collars were basically psyoped by the actually intelligentstia of the leftists (midwits) into being accepting of mass immigration. The midwits don't have to put up with Mendoza, Abdulrhammid and Sinjar polluting up their cushy academia/media jobs.
>>62045534>>62045538iran doesn’t need desalination plants. They got a lot of water.Government is just fucking retarded in water management. They transfer water from khuzestan and Isfahan to Kerman to use in steel manufacture Becuase “hurr durr National power/honor” even though it’s way easier to just buy it or at least close and reopen one closer to water sources.They can’t even manage their rain water and every year ton of it is wasted into desert instead of reservoirBtw, everything they have, literally every thing, from their rail road system from south to north, 7 out of 8 dams they have on their biggest rivers, most of their large bridges, their mountains tunnels etc, are made by whites. Germans and British specifically, during world war 1 and 2.It’s funny, because one of the issues the revolutionaries that made this government had, was that the former regime exchanged oil for manufactured appliances from USA, meanwhile this regime started to exchange oil too, for a plastic Chinese shit, on a A MASSIVE discount.Hell, even if they get to keep the Hormuz, they are planning to use yuan of China, not even their own currency.Like wtf is this cucked government
So, what will happen on Monday? A small recovery after the heavy sell-off on Friday, or an absolute assfucking (without lube)?
>>62045533>AdobeIt's truly a mystery how their company became so short sided and greedy. Like the company culture just became all about a short term scam. I guess we'll never know why.
>>62045573I know Unions who would ask their members (forced even) to go vote blue, and then had to show proof of it too.
LUNR june 10p for less than .40 next week looks like a good grab
oh suddenly americans are doing "No Kings" protests now that the market is down
>>62045575Friday was the market realising that the Truths don't mean shit. The penny dropped.Expect to see some real shit next week.
>5PgBUVuqretarded faggot
>>62045588Wasn’t that just old people being recruited out of nursing homes?
>>62045589>Expect to see some real shit next week.I'd rather not
>>62045599kek, they are doing the same in the US?over here they always bus the half-dead grandmas from retirement homes to anti right wing protests
>>62045604Omas gegen rechts is based
>>62045499Trading with China was the final blow.
>>62045589Dunno, I feel like it might just be all bark, but no bite. Markets will be panicking and we'll enter bear market, but not much more than that.
>>62045548Lol i thought i was smart when I bought RKLB at 6 and sold it at 9
>>62045375>141 KB JPG>no ground invasion this weekend, maybe next time editionwho says
>Marco Yield
Im basically all cash rn, I want a crippling depression so badly
>goyims did you know 20% of breathable oxygen comes from the gay of hormuz
>>62045375/smg/ owes me a tight tummy
>>62045629polo
>>62045634There are way too many anons all in cash, me included. They are on to us and we'll get buttfucked hard by green candles soon.
>>62045641so just buy calls when they come and ride it?
>>62045634>I want a crippling depression so badlyWhy? I would pay all my savings ($200k) for a definitive cure if I could live a normal, unfucked life again.
>>62045645lose your 200k and youll soon realize that true happiness lies in getting that 200k back
replying without replying is real beta energy
>>62045417>going hamthat is forbidden in Islam>>62045478unironically thisbut you should pay once the IRS threatens to seize your assetsI'm not gonna participate in IRS niggers humiliation ritual they can come around the house and give me the old shake down
Imagine investing in dumb tech stocks when oil will go to 1000 dollars and cities will stop existing. Couldn't be me. I'll be amishmaxxing and hoarding biodiesel when the next 30 years war breaks out and you tards cant into manual wood lathes. Memory chips my ass. I'll be doing fine you keep bagholding your microsoft.
if I'm holding a bunch of ETFsis there an easy way for me to check my portfolio weights other than manually looking at holdings? especially combining them all in one list so i know what holding is coming from what fund, and if other funds have that same holding
>>62045417I don't think that Iranians have much bacon in stocks manipulation.
what all got blown today or are all sides behaving rn
>>62045657amishmaxxers wouldn't need biodiesel, hoard horses
>>62045667Their whole strategy is manipulating stocks down and oil up while trump tries to mostly manipulate stocks up and oil down.
I'm investing in hope
>>62045641I think the markets won't surge this time like it was during covid. We have a few months of global economic slowdown ahead of us, which means lowered earnings forecasts, even in US. In my opinion we will crab or bleed for some time, so we still have plenty of time to build positions.
>>62045677you sure it's not cope?
>>62045667they're not dumb, it's one of their best cards as they say themselves.the stocks not the bacon>>62045669iran getting fucking pummeled again but not doing much in return outside of slinging shit at dubai airport and iraq again. aluminum facility in the emirates hit.
>>62045672i wonder if iran has clandestine short positions on US stocks and is buying oil
>>62045677we're all out
>>62045672I don't think that closing the pool would qualify as manipulation. That's just normal market behaviour and adjustment to change to oil supply,
>>62045680i reckon whatever good news we get will be a fadeable headfake V recovery. i really don't see how liquidity just comes pouring in because it is evaporating right now. DXY wasn't even up that much yesterday.
tom lee still says spy 7700. hes never wrong
>>62045695>spy 7700*in 2028
spx sorry
>>62045641Trump cant win this Iran debacle, just leave and pretend we won?
did the war do weekend warrior things?seems quiet.... too quietnot joking!the fact nothing new is popping off makes me nervouswe are either about to see major escalation, or peace deal
>>62045712he can but the global economic damage has been done, also israel isnt going to stop but america really should just leave them to their gay little war and pull out anyway
>>62045702wtf dont post gore
>>62045712He can leave but it'll be impossible to pretend that he won, not gonna look good
>>62045720Well, my guess is that Trump wanted to put boots on the ground, but realized that it just wouldn't work out.I think that it's either prolonged stalemate or bombing the shit out of Iran.
>>62045712We get the bad ending where it just keeps going.Trump can chimp and say this isn't the easy win Bibi promised, and that striking in the middle of talks without planning was stupid.Bibi can say that if Trump's crayon eaters hadn't turned a school full of little girls in chili gumbo in the first 48 hours of the conflict, the uprising would have happened. So it will just go on and on.
>>62045712There is a simple solution.Make Israel and Iran sign the non profanation treaty.Make Israel leave the occupied territories.Surround Isreal with UN peace keeping troops.Iran keeps the hormussy tollbooth as reparations.
>>62045712If he leaves Iran can just do something like charging everyone a fee ala the panama canal.
>>62045479Instantly what i thought.Plus it has the double bonus of adding “bad bets” on their track record so the account doesn’t get flagged for being turbo insider trading flawless.
>>62045734>I think that it's either prolonged stalemate or bombing the shit out of Iran.could be yeahand I expect that to continue for at least a couple more weeks. seems like at least 4 more weeks at this pointthe quietude, the silence some might call it, makes me nervous thoughwhere is the weekend warrior to taco monday pivot?
>>62045744Solution is to let me penetrate the hormussy
damn midterms really do suckand the "sell in may then go away" really does hold truegotta wait until november ish when the election is over to find a recoveryguess this year was destined to suck. the hormussian crisis didn't help matters, dats fo sho
There's zero chance a peace deal is made before the hormussy is forced open. The US and Iranian positions are too extreme until Iran loses their leverage over the strait. Once the strait is open though we'll probably sign and return to a deal very similar to the one Obama made with them>Iran can enrich their own non-weapon grade uranium (under western (non-israeli) supervision)>sanctions lifted>Israel must withdraw from Lebanon Trump gets to say he neutered Iran's military and Iran gets to keep their nuclear program, win win. Khamenei is a non-issue because assuming he isn't dead, he's mostly just a symbolic figurehead at present.
>>62045641My nigga the banks are handing out money market fund fliers to normies, cash gang isn’t just /smg/ lol.
If the war continues to escalate for months, anyone else think this will be bullish for AI and tech? Autonomous units seem to be the way to go (drones, submarines, vehicles) which will rely on AI.
>>62045465>By tuesdayNot happening chief
>>62045774The picture makes it crystal clear, Oct going all in 3x it is. The only question is should I hold some stable dividend paying stocks until then.
>>620457441 ok2 impossible3 impossible4 sure
>>62045774They don't suck. It's the accumulation year. I've already frontrun my company 401k contribution. I should have it maxxed it out by June to prepare the October POOOOOMP.
>>62045712Most sides need to establish deterrence before they will agree to peace terms
Can we revisit the lows of liberation day? Or is this literally not that serious?
Why you guys keep babbling about war when the market is closed? Are you all insane?
>>62045803You didn't get the memo? War now only happens during closed markets.
>>62045803no
>>62045777>forced openAnd who and how is going to "force it opens" exactly?
Could you not post pornography in a blue board...? Thanks.
>>62045744Iran is already a signatory to the NPT. They only stopped complying with IAEA inspections recently, and for understandable reasons
>>62045809That's just mean. Pic related stops any thinking process in males.
>>62045787>dividend stocksNLY AGNCrisk is rates continue to get assblasted and they reduce divvies (fairly high desu)still way fucking better than O.
>>62045797>They don't suck. It's the accumulation year. I've already frontrun my company 401k contribution. I should have it maxxed it out by June to prepare the October POOOOOMP.hai haijust making my plans to accumulate as well. sold everything 1 or 2% under the highs. now I need a plan to get back inseems like I should be slow and steady about it.just take little nibblesat least until november/oct
Iran has this situation by the balls. Even so much as a whisper that they've put mines in the strait and this whole situation is locked in for at least a month, and they don't even need to actually lay any mines. Imagine how much worse it would be if they did.And then the Houthis could shut down the entrance to Red Sea if they wanted to. My GOODNESS what a dump that would cause.
>>62045801>Can we revisit the lows of liberation day? Or is this literally not that serious?SPY probably noQQQ might breach the pre-liberation highs. or even get to the lows post libSCHG is already past the pre lib highs, and it might actually break past the post lib lows
>>62045744Israel would do the Samson option before sparing the life of a single Palestinian child.
>>62045828If MAIN dips below 50 im gonna SCOOOOOP
>>62045809>tattooput your shirt on bitch and get out of my house
>>62045763#NotMyToenailColor
>>62045660Ask Claude to give you a roadmap so it can be coded by a Claude instance.
>>62045821it's an animal why would it wear clothes
>LUNR>RKLB>ASTSWhat about the SpaceX IPO for the space industry?
>>62045777It never was about the uranium. Trump, or more specifically, his donors, are not interested in a Obama-style deal with Iran. Hence why Trump tore it up without replacement. They are interested in turning Iran into a failed state like Libya so that it is no longer a power factor in the region, or at least to cause as much destruction and disarray as possible.It is exceedingly unlikely that the strait of Hormuz can be forced open, except by a ground invasion that would exceed even Desert Storm in scale.Take the example of Yazd missile base: it has been bombed repeatedly, yet it is still operational. The base could likely withstand a direct impact by a nuke.https://xcancel.com/DropSiteNews/status/2037327335117005063https://xcancel.com/ILRedAlert/status/2037289234378211512The US has started dropping mines around Iran's missile bases, which is a tacit admission that they can't actually destroy the missile bases. Mines are only a delaying tactic, they don't eliminate the bases.https://xcancel.com/Osinttechnical/status/2037241865821384821Here is a KML file with placemarks of many known missile bases and other bunker complexes in Iran. You can open it in Google Earth and look at the bases in 3D. You will see that there are several within missile range of the strait. If you look at the geography of the land around the strait, you will also see that there are many many mountains from which ship traffic in the strait can be easily monitored.https://files.catbox.moe/ju2e86.kmlIf nothing else works, Iran can deploy sea mines using the Fajr-5 rocket system.
yup looks like things are getting worse worse worseI wouldn't be surprised if Bitcoin does its usual canary in a coal mine thing tomorrow.
>>62045843don't know much about it but just taking a glance at ityuck.
>>62045865You fool ... the shah will return to Qeshm island ...
>>62045870The fact that if the SP500 goes up 20% also means that bitshit and chainlink goes up infuriates me. I'd take a 6 month bear market if it allows digital nothing to finally disconnect from the greater market.
>pre-futures
>>62045712Just because the US leaves, does not automatically mean Iran will re-open the strait. In fact, it likely would not. In order to deter future attacks, Iran needs to make the US feel pain, and that means the strait needs to be closed (or mostly closed) for 6 months or longer.
okay boys some more bottom signals and the predicted timelines100% of financial stocks in XLF/ S&P500 are under the 50 day MA. this is usually a bottom signaland 12 months later, the stock market is always up and usually up big. like 45% gains just from normie long stock kind of shit.However!data says it can still be choppy or down for 2 weeks, and it takes 1 month for every historic instance to be fully positive from the time the signal fired.most of them were already up 10-15% by 1 month, so that's just the surefire 100% clear line.Especially if the iran war ends, or at least the oil thing clears up in a month to 2 weeks. and oil prices coming down obviouslyThat looks like the bottom, or at least close to itand maybe chop solidation for a couple months since this is a midterm year.but 12 months from today, since that signal fired today or friday or whatever, the stock market is predicted to be up BIG, and 100% of the time.so the bottom is probably like 2 weeks to a month away, I predict possibly 2 months based on other historical indicators (like stock market charts based on wars starting). and 12 months from now should be good. great time for long term investors to accumulate
>>62045843>If MAIN dips below 50 im gonna SCOOOOOPmain and ares look pretty good as far as BDCs go. they are the best of the bunch.
>>62045892FADE
>>62045886omg is this real?
>>62045901>FADEfade what brotha
>>62045892here's the same chart, but for any time financial stocks were at 90% under 50day MAthere are a lot more big oof moments hereso 100% being below 50 day MA is a better signal, but still... be careful
>>62045375>no ground invasion this weekend, maybe next time editionQrd? I was being a good son and doing my mom's taxes today. Are we unheemed?
>>62045422>and i sold which doubled my moneyNice win you crazy bastard. Green is green.
>>62045720>did the war do weekend warrior things?>seems quiet.... too quiet>not joking!>the fact nothing new is popping off makes me nervous>we are either about to see major escalation, or peace dealoh I see why>US Official: Expeditionary force of 2,500 US Marines from the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit, along with 2,500 sailors, arrived in the Middle East aboard the USS Tripoli - NYT.fuck it will start soon then huh?
>>62045891>strait needs to be closed (or mostly closed) for 6 months or longerMore like permanently closed to non-Yuan assets.
>>62045911>>no ground invasion this weekend, maybe next time edition>Qrd? I was being a good son and doing my mom's taxes today. Are we unheemed?the MEU just showed up todayso yeah... remains to be seen.TBD!!
>>62045904bottom fishing long term investorsseeing so fucking much "stock market goes up" makes me so comfy fading rips going forwardwhere'd that signal fire in '08? '29? yes i know XLF wasn't around in '29. probably at the fucking top. and boy does my pussy get salty about long term muthafuckas who don't inflation adjust.we're witnessing a generational top in real terms. perhaps one more blow off admittedly givven policy intentions but inevitably piper wants paid. in the same vein, i've only ever worked small business jobs in jewSA. it is by far the biggest employer and holy shit it really does not look good at all. the present moment feels like an entire society standing like a deer in headlights. bottom signal if you want.
>>62045923>bottom fishing long term investors>seeing so fucking much "stock market goes up" makes me so comfy fading rips going forwardyeah I agree. I don't think the bottom is in for 2 more weeks, probably more like 4maybe 2 months at the mostdoesn't mean the problem has gone away. just because the markets are forward looking. the bottom will hit before the problem is gonebut it is what it is
>>62045919That's what might happen after the 6 months are up
For the my cash niggers, what are we slurping when the time is right?I'm thinking NVDA, MU, TSM, IREN. Not yet tho, I'm still convinced April is boots on ground and we're about to crash into real correction territory.
>>62045937>I'm thinking falling knife, tumbling knife, humpty dumpty knife, los cayendo machete.smiggers moment
is anyone even trading on hyperliquid? what a useless market
>>62045937>For the my cash niggers, what are we slurping when the time is right?>I'm thinking NVDA, MU, TSM, IREN.indexes because I feel far more confident they will come back from a correction or crash, as opposed to individual stocksof value, normal, and growth, I will probably buy growth the mosteven if it underperforms over the long term, if it drops more and just mean reverts and gets back to normal, then it will still outperform valueI think growth has had a long run in the sun, especially large cap growthand small cap value likely will come back. but still, if growth drops more it will still be a better buyso AVUV AVLV SCHB and SCHG.and international equivalents too. AVDV AVIV and SCHF though there isn't a good one for growth. so SCHF will just do that anyway.SCHB is basically VTI which is more or less just SPYafter the dip is gone in indexes I will start buying the dip on what's left in individual stocks
>>62045932>2 monthsi think you're anchoring to currency stability that historically does not exist in times that we're in. nimble trader's paradise but you will have to use leverage for real returns.
>>62045947oh for fucks sake give it a couple years
>>62045937I'm buying some SU, ABBN, RR, GE, Intel and more TSM, maybe even GOOGL of it goes below 250The houthis are joining the party BTW
>>62045947i dont trade shit with no volume
Up or down Monday?
>>62045947no idea what that is and i'm not interested in learning
>>62045947>named hyperliquid>it's not
>>62045892>>62045909These are very nice, but they don't capture any bubble eras. Can you show this going back to 2008 or 2001?
>>62045979>These are very nice, but they don't capture any bubble eras. Can you show this going back to 2008 or 2001?not my chartyou'll need to make your own
>>62045968downpersonally I think we'll be going down the entirety of April with a few minimum green days sprinkled in here and there
>>62045982>you'll need to make your ownanother scamfiguredI'm looking at dropping a tremendous amount of money into TQQQ but I don't think it's time to do it yet. If we see another drawdown like we did in 2022, TQQQ will be $11 by year-end. I see no reason why that shouldn't happen given the AI bubble, the oil shock, and the stagnant economy.
>>62045968Blacked Monday
Trump appears to be getting sexually frustrated by the Hormussy's refusal to be penetrated.Blowing his seamen all over the backside of Iran's peaks is gonna be so very very bearish
>>62046006Did anyone ask about sex stuff in his last talk or did they just let the opportunity pass them by?
>>62046006>president of United States:. Helo butifiol, show bob and vagene.Wtf is going on in this time line lmao
Looks like helium shortage is going to fuck superconductors in an alley. Might unironically pop the entire AI bubble.
>>62046014>Might unironically pop the entire AI bubble.finally some good news
>>62045994Dabble with juggling QQQ/PSQ in the bear market bounces, portion size to your risk tolerance in the mean time, adjust weekly. After the bottom hits you should already have bigger and bigger portions of QQQ as it makes higher lows. Then slam it all into TQQQ when QQQ closes a higher low above SMA154. Rake in 300% in the ensuing 12mo.
>>62045418Dumbest regulator of all time. Hot as curry tho.
>>62046021She has a nose like the fake nose on that girl from seinfeld.
>>62046014>>62046015hey kids, don't show up to the sector 7 slums on Monday...
>>62046024She cucked me hard in iRobot along with the EU. Still would.
>>62046016RTX sissies… the arabs prefer ukrainian interceptors to ours…
>>62045937I got about 60k of dry powder and just got my old job back where i can take home about 2k a week after all 401k contributions etc...Im gonna be averaging back into the market this year.MAIN and AGNC type stocks in my IRA and ROTH to compound dividends.the 401k just goes into straight SPY equivalent cause there are zero fees and everything else is jacked with fees.my free weekly cash I will wait to see what gets mega heemed and average back in, if GOOG gets down to 260 I will probably buy some more, I see it as the only apparent AI winner.
>>62046007Unfortunately the entire audience was to autistic to understand that Trump was flirting with them and let the opportunity pass by. I'm sure they will deeply regret it in another 5 years or so
>>62046030lockheed has also taken an almighty beating in this war, being exposed for selling useless shit that doesn't work when put to an actual testturns out no war is actually bullish for these companies because their shit isn't exposed instead of feasting on just the threat
>>62046037It's the SCUD fiasco all over again
>>62046037It's still bullish for "defense" companies anyway because investors are idiots, but these companies are bad news for any military that wants to use them.You can buy Lockheed anyway because it's gonna go up even though everyone will boycott them for selling useless shit.
>>62046014based. I want some discount second hand rtx 6000 pros.
>>62046037iran launched thousands of missiles and drones and killed fewer than 100 people. i would say western defense companies did an amazing job. the casualty rate in this war is greater than 100:1, which is very good but when you consider we are fighting across the globe and they are on home turf it is even better. there are a lot of giant flammable static targets there though and the region is very large, some damage is inevitable.
>>62046015I'm desperately trying to code a web application with a local model on my low end gaming pc. I don't think it's working. The evil cloud is gatekeeping all the best models, leaving us with the worst ones.
>>62046006is this a meme or has he just gone full demented perverted old man
Energy infastrucrure has been getting bombed all weekend so far and just escalating further after the final hopium post Trump made about "Mmm, 10 more days then I'll decide if we bomb energy infastructure." Gonna reap some gains off my oil monday open if we spike really hard and then see where we go from there. I'll definitely take some profit at 120, might do 30%. Tons of people on twitter are coping about bitcoin crashing all the way below 70k lol they think its about to pump any day now, they might wanna check the news
>>62046075That's like my typical qwen3.5 0.8b Q8 style reply.He's thinking about bombing power plants in Iran in 10 days while Israel went ahead anyway saying "thanks for the tip now shut up".
>Potential Houthi threat to Red Sea shipping could further damage global economyhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyvd5z1xjnoI need to tap some money that I have in the market and that fucking orange clown crashed the market just when I need it.
>>62046073it's just locker room talk
>>62046073oh I'm sorry MEN ARE BACK nigger
>>62046081woah don't sugarcoat it hans
>>62046075i think the pump off ~67k was just reflexive + people getting their money out of the gulf. that's probably over
>Were the Houthis to disrupt this vital artery by targeting either passing ships or pipelines and infrastructure at Yanbu while the Strait of Hormuz remains closed, analysts reckon oil could jump from its current price of around $113 a barrel to close to $200Hot
>>62046058The tech is good but it’s not being used correctly.>$1 mil Raytheon missile to stop $35k glide bombOr>$2k Ukrainian interceptor drone to stop $35k glide bomb.Even the usually fiscally careless arabs can see what the better trade is going to be in that scenario.The fact almost no companies seriously invested in their own cheap interceptor systems after like five YEARS of this happening on the Ukrainian front. Their stock price deserves the L and it’s entirely their own fault for it.
gawd damn, Iraq and US sites there are getting peppered tonight
>>62046079Lol yeah, Ir can be hard to tell if its an act of good cop bad cop or if isreal is just escalating as much as it can to ensure we don't negotiate our eay out of this mess. Probably the latter.>>62046058I think youre gonna be surprised when we start getting some death tolls. 13/17 US bases across guld destroyed, 40k troops previously occupying those bases, apparently the ones surviving fleeing into hotels and duch out into the countryside of countries with large populations of Iranian sympathizers... yeah it isn't gonna be good.
>>62046094Sounds good
>>62046085Yeah i feel bad for anyone who just bought in big on that bounce, I know I probably wouldve fomoed if I wasnt keeping track of whats going on right now. We are 100% gonna hit sub 50k and I dare say the halving isn't gonna let us get our of the bear markers until at least very close to 12 months from top, since its never happened otherwise up til this point.
>>62046096i will be very surprised if we start taking death tolls, you are right.
>>62046094UAE getting a maulingAll the while Israel are getting their expensive fireworks depleted by Hezbollah bottle rockets
>>62046096>I think youre gonna be surprised when we start getting some death tolls. 13/17 US bases across guld destroyed, 40k troops previously occupying those bases, apparently the ones surviving fleeing into hotels and duch out into the countryside of countries with large populations of Iranian sympathizers... yeah it isn't gonna be good.You third world telegram readers live on a different fucking planet lmao. What's the weather like in Brazil?
>>62046088dick status: MUH
>>62046096lol what? You empty places that Iran is more likely to bomb preemptively because you are ACTUALLY getting ready for more offense That’s what usa is doingOnly 13 death and 300 injury and out of 300, 290 are back to work.But here is my honest opinion of this:USA (trump) got tricked by Israel (bibi)Israel basically told USA thaf everything is planned, and people of Iran are ready to revolt, and their mossad spies are in place to help people of Iran and USA (trump) can go into history as savior of Iranian people from their tyrannical government and get an ally for the next 1000 years or so (which is completely true of USA could pull it off)So USA attacked, not knowing that Iran had a few axe under her sleeves, and Israel was lying.Now USA and trump are stuck. Back down and get humiliated? Go forward and topple Iranian regime by going on foot and get American soldiers die pointlessly?By trapping trump, Israel is getting what she wants: remove Iran regime, for the price of American soldiers And even if republicans wisen up to the Dirty trick of Israel? Who cares, next government gonna be 100% democrats for sure.
Also in case any of you weren't aware, Saudi Arabia and to a lesser extent the UAE have still been moving oil, although at a much lower rate, via red sea pipelines. Something like 7mbpd between the two of them. Thats directly at risk now with Yemen entering the fray, not to mention the probability of the red Sea strait being closed as well. They did it last year, quite successfully, and shrugged of US intervention to stop them to boot. They only ended it when they had exhausted their supply of missiles and drones to a level they didn't want to dip below.
>>62046124I mean I'm not gonna say we're dropping like flies but it's only natural to assume an unpopular war is the country is gonna be lied about as far as statistics lkke deaths go, especially as it's on going and going poorly.
What are y'all niggas hoping to slurp come Monday?
>>62046154It's far too early to be slurping, anon. Many months to go before slurp time.
>The Pentagon is preparing for weeks of ground operations in Iran- US officials to the Washington PostI am not ready. You are not ready.
>>62046154I'm DCAing my brotha. I'm buy crypto though. Only normal asset i have right now is USO. Tuesday last week was a good chance to slurp, up nearly 12% and can't wait to see what happens when premarket opens.
>>62046164i am though
>>62046164the fuck they going to get done in a few weeks?
>>62046164they floated the idea of sending an additional ten thousand soldiers and then a day later the reporting boosted that number to seventeen thousand
Oil is going to open at 105 in monday
>One person said that the objectives under consideration would probably take “weeks, not months” to complete. >Another put the potential timeline at “a couple of months.”>Paywalledhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/03/28/trump-iran-ground-troops-marines/>>62046174I'm expecting Kharg and other islands will be on the table. Possibly raids into some of the nuclear sites.
It seems like donald wants to start as many wars as he stopped
>>62046164>it's real
>A couple monthsIf this goes until the end of april you will see some catastrophic shit
>>62046174>>62046164>>62046159I wasn't alive for Vietnam and was a young lad under Obunga but from what I'm aware of this is shaping up a lot like Vietnam and I think we're gonna see a similar outcome.>1 day op dont worry>inital war goal fails, now have no plan or strategy>slowly trickle in troops til we are in full scale war #'s> completely unsupported war by most Americans>out come will be American capitulation to demands, no ceasefire, only negotiations as fhe war continuesOnly difference so far is that asymmetric warfare is a thing now so despite our technological advantage in many regards that's actually detrimental since we hemmeroage money on every loss at little cost to them, and they can restock war supplies in a timely manner vs us hardly being able to at all. And the hormussy stranglehold of course. The bottom for everything is october I bet, then we'll go up if we're lucky.
>>62046181I'm starting to think Donald might be taking one of these medications. I've been following this story for a while and his behaviour recently fits. >https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg0xxwn041o
ten dollar a gallon gas is now guaranteed for americans
>>62046168>I'm DCAing my brothaThat's my plan too. Regardless of what the third worlders here say, this war could end at any time. Iran is being pummeled and Trump could call mission accomplished and give concessions like lifting tariffs next week, we never know. So instead of trying to time it, I’ll just float down.
>>62046189This is much worse than vietnam. Vietnam ended when we finally just left. But if we leave Iran can continue to fuck up the shipping. It'd be like if Vietnam was on the panama
>>62046189The only thing keeping this from being another forever war is the hormussy by the way, an because of how much the landscape of warfare has changed with drones. If we didnt have to waste so many of our million dollar interceptors on drones and the entire world having economic pressure put on it's neck we could just bomb iran forever, but we can't. An end will be negotiated by october at worst, assuming this doesnt keep expanding out of the region. Because then that would be le dreaded WWIII officials keep talking about rn.
>>62046189The term for this is mission creep or escalation of commitment. It's pretty unimaginable that you'll see a draft or any kind of large scale fighting. What you will see are special ops raids and direct action at a limited scale. The idea that Trump would have been able to bomb Iran into submission was foolish. You're seeing a desperate attempt to salvage a failed war. And it won't work either.
>>62046192Still less than most euro countries were paying before any of this.
>>62046192Small price to pray for uhh world peace or something
>>62046195*panamussy
>>62046189He's going to drag the rest of the region and western allies into the conflict, the materials not flowing from that region of the world ends western civilization as we know it, stuff for semi conductors, stuff for agriculture and farming
>>62046202>and western alliesNope.
>>62046199all likelihood suggests it increasing even beyond that, will you feel the same once it reaches 15 dollars a gallon, how about 20 dollars a gallon
>>62046202I'd be shocked if you saw anything more than some token strikes by the Saudi's or UAE. Way too much risk for everyone else. It's Trump's war and he's fucking stuck with it.
>>62046203we'll see
>>62046192Price is actually going down here. At least until the 10 gorrillion troops land or whatever.
>>62046202No one is gonna join pur gay war brother. And if they do it's only because isreal false flagged and theyre dumb enough to believe it. Everyone can see this will start WWIII if they jump in, theyre just gonna watch us get rocked and never ask us for security garuntees again because they know they arent worth the paper their on, just ask the gulf states.
>>62046194>Iran is being pummeled and Trump could call mission accomplished and give concessions like lifting tariffs next week, we never knowThis doesnt make sense to me if we assume all parties are rational self interested actors, but that of course is a very bold assumption.DCAing is probably the smart thing to do desu, shame I am retarded and will try to time the market instead cause its more fun
The AI industry is buying up all the hardware the tech industry can produce and all we can see them offering is rent a virtual pc services, what happens when the resource shock hits the semi conductor fabs and that circular investing scam finally blows up, what happens to america once they see 30% unemployment
>>62046194Yeah I'm not missing this chance to get in because I'm too scared to hop in or trying to perfectly time the bottom. It goes for you stocks guys but it's like double that if you're buying crypto because most of the big names are already down 70% from the top. Would have to be retarded not to be at least accumulating a little right now every week.
>>62046192this is what poor people in other "countries" already pay
>>62046204I'm just pointing out that America may have to start living within it's means. I have no skin in the game. Americas wasteful driving habits are about to bite them in the arse though. I would want to be driving a ford raptor now.
>>62046207This was all said about Vietnam. We aren't coming.
>>62046199>>62046200>>62046208>>62046218good goys
>>62046192evGODS going to win bigly.
>>62046164I'm literally all in SOXS calls my nigga
>>62046219actually you do have skin in the game, since i assume you are human and need to eat, plastics that your food is packaged in are made from oil processes as is much of the technology you are using to communicate on this website
>>62046210After watching America not only throw Ukraine under the bus but deliberately do it in a fashion designed to ridicule and mock them while calling us all parasites and telling us our weapons could be turned off .....Yeah. We're not coming.
>>62046219whatever you think it is, it's 3x worse. absolutely fucking insane. fucking everybody drives a megacar. tons of people daily full on fucking trucks. decades of complacency
>>62046221If I'm not mistaken vietnam wasn't providing the fuel that the entire modern world relied on, right
I really thought things would pop off again this weekend though. I guess it was too obvious. Although the weekend isn’t over yet.
>>62046235you are literally describing one of the cards iran holdsturn the world against the jewSA
Never been so over.
>>62046232the SUV menace has also infected europeIt's going to be fun watching them go broke for fueling their giant monstrositiesColin Chapman knew his shit
>China fucking around in the Panama CanalOH NO NO NO
>>62046229I'm fully aware of what skin I have in the game. I have no skin in the game that involves the price of personal transportation costs at the pump in America. Which is what was being discussed.
>>62046232I can only imagine the chaos coming in the used V8 truck market. Especially given they are overpriced tat bought on finance. You won't be able to give them away soon .
Sorry we've been bad overlords to you bud. Most people here don't even realize europe have been essentially vassal states since the conclusion of WWII. All I can say is that I hope we leave europe and I hope your countries end up better off for it, and ours. Just because what we did makes everyone else suffer doesnt mean they should rush to our aid. 1, it'll cause increased escalation, a 2, you need to be realistic about it. Those Europeans officials, lizard people as they are, still have to maintain political cohesion or theyre out of power. The Europeans don't want their troops to die and they dont wanna worsen the situation by jumping in. It ain't gonna happen. To be completely fair though, Euros, you need to blame your leader's for Trump's anger at no help as well. Not a single one, no Mertz, no Macron, no body told Trump, "This is a bad idea and we will not support you." Thats why he's so pissed, many civilians commentators have known a wider war on iran would be happening soon since 2024, you can bet your well informed leaders did too. They didn't do anything and that's why your countries suck, because your leaders are subservient to the US and won't even dare to speak a word of opposition. So in a manner of speak you (your govs) have brought this upon yourselves as well.
>>62046235All the more reason for us to not get involved. We aren't coming.
Say gno to Tech!TECHGNO!!
>>62046257techNO Gods
>>62046249it's not just going to be america, this is worldwide globohomo cause and effect
>>62046252>Not a single one, no Mertz, no Macron, no body told Trump, "This is a bad idea and we will not support you."That could be because he didn't bother to inform them of his plans. Likely because he knew they'd tell him it was a bad idea because he already knew it was.
>>62046259now that is old
>>62046253at some point you will have to, maybe you should start working on a multi national coalition to try and talk this administration down from committing suicide
>>62046260Yes. We are heading for some very hard times. Caused by America. The hard times will be hard but we don't need to add dying on top.
>>62046246people here think 3,100Ib sedans are light cars. i am not fucking kidding.>>62046251i might have to slurp when it gets desperate. it shall be glorious
If the Europeans sit on their hands and do nothing this will end before the year is out. If they jump in it's going to escalate dramatically to levels most people don't want to think about.
>>62046266die or starvefight or fleethere are no good options now
babe I’m rangebanned
>>62046265I think more likely Europe will hunker down. Get serious about its position, re-arm to modern standards learning the lessons of Ukraine and forge its own path forward with new industries and partnerships.America may or may not be a part of that. Depends on the next administrations efforts really.
>>62046274brotherMy tiny hatchback is 2850lb, that weight for a sedan isn't that badI loved the handling of the 1980 tin can I had before but it folds like an accordion in an accident, and there's too many retards on the road to risk it nowadays
>>62046278Europe has been through much worse. We will muddle through.
>>62046283kek timmé ain’t gonna do shit
>>62046073He’s gone full pervert but it’s also called “dead cat” propaganda.You drop a dead cat (something shocking) on the table everybody starts talking about the cat rather than whatever else they were talking about before.His entire political career has been this bullshit, making himself the dead cat.Financially related because of dead cats being bouncy.
>>62046283hopeful thinking, when we're already seeing panic in places like india, china making bold moves very early, austrailia already cracking etc etc
I don't know if any of you are on financial twitter but crypto side everyone seems extremely bullish for absolutely no reason. They're talking about random data points and showing the all mighty graph lines to prove why we HAVE to go up. Famrinf for engagement money or they're just retarded I guess.
>>62046285My wife nagged me for years about my V8 BMW and how it was too expensive. I finally got sick of it and bought pic related just to shame her. I loved that little car, ragged the bollox out of it and threw it around town like a rally car. Great fun.
>>62046282I know they try to keep us apart but they can'tI love you babe
>>62046290Yeah, that's what you thought about Iran.
>>62046293My grandfather's saw off the Germans who were across the channel lobbing rockets at them daily. I'm sure they started out panicking too. Panic passes.
reminder that nations states as a concept are largely illusory now>>62046285>there's too many retards on the road to risk it nowadaysyeah that's a big part of the algebra. i don't go on highways or in dense areas much so i get that priveledge, was thinking about finding a tercel to replace the corolla today funnily enough.
i literally just do not understand this world anymorei mean... i probably never didbut i used to think i did
>>62046189with a ground invasion I don't think you'd see vietnam, it would be iraq on steroids>mog conventional ground army>spend decades dealing with terrorism slowly killing more troops>completely shit the bed on "nation building" >end up withdrawing with a partial victory at bestI mean from the point of view of pre war goals of dismantling the regime and no nukes yeah we could accomplish that, but the afterward will be hell and republicans are the orange retard's approval ratings will be dubya in 2008 tier very soon
>>62046314What is there not to understand?It's the jews, brother
What stocks to buy since this war is not ending this year. I'm thinking potash, gold, and uranium.
lollelkeklmao
>>62046308panic isn't a necessary commodity for modern life
>>62046322That's so fucking funny KEK
>>62045528Really? Source? So gay the markets are closed over the weekend still.
>>62046317>mog conventional ground armyWould need months of build up to get to a point this was possible and there aren't many local bases. Iran has a 1 million man standing army, modern weapons, territorial advantage and has been building hardened defensive structures for 40 years.Even with the forces that went into Iraq in 2003 I think you'd lose.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ripple-effect-iran-war-struggling-u-s-farmers/
>>62046322Karma is a bitch.
>>62046324Believe it or not but modern life was modern in 1939. Just as it was in 1914.They were at the peak of technology. Just as we think we are. We aren't different or special.
it has never been this over
>>62046322US now has almost no power against Mexico and Canada in the upcoming CUMSA negotiations.Circus man won
>>62046335I don't believe it , but the demographics were whiter
>>62046322There will still be "people" defending tariffs after this
>>62046339White DNA is the most advanced technology on Earth
but why is VIX so low
>>62046338>US now has almost no power against Mexico and Canada in the upcoming CUMSA negotiations.And now that the oil market is so stressed, they are extra dependent on their imports.What a shit show
>>62046344Because Mr. Market doesn't want to let vol chads make money by shorting volatility after the rip
>>62046344Your were supposed to say "but why is the forest quiet". 3/10 post swiftie
>>62046347i blame that semen retention anon from the other day
the tigers…
>reduced to reposting opinion pieces from washington posthe's losing it
The best outcome would be if America admitted it fucked up. Took it on the chin. Gave Iran enough of what it wants to go back to how things were (if that's even possible) and concede that their days of global superpower ended when they palmed their manufacturing base off to china.Of course, that will never happen so now we get to live through another episode of the rise and fall of the great empires but just half a century before anyone really expected it. Thanks trump.
>>62046367>first week of futures trading>get saved by an afterhours truth social tweetI think... I may... be... coming... MAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62046352He must have failed in his mission as a CUMSA agent. Sounds bullish for aluminum prices
My only hope at this point is that monday is one of these days where they fuck all the puts from bears that were smart enough to invert me.
>>62046367lmao ww3 confirmed
>>62046380I sold SOXS too early and I'm coping by telling myself a scam pump will come soon
tranny janny is here avatarfagging and tripfagging, but refusing to bake, what's a matter lil guy chop cop
>>62045576>short sidedcute babe. it's short-sighted. you ever read the phantom tollbooth? there's a character that's far-sighted, he can see everything except for what's right in front of his face. think about that one today. love you babe.
>>62046370Oil can begin flowing through the strait again when we lose but things are definitely not going back to how they were. Russia's becoming more economically important globally speaking than it has been for a really long time. India is working out contracts right now to get large imports of Russia LNG and now that the strait is closed and its come this far theyre negotiating the ge the vast majority of their oil from them too. Iran will be a BRICs hero and America will have very clearly to have been shown to be in decline in terms of world-reaching power. Everything east of unified Germany is gonna find itself in a different world for sure. China will no doubt make moves it had been previously holding off on as well.
>>62046397I thought babe was a positivity spreading vehicle this reads more passive aggressive my migga
>>62046399no she has a lot of problems and is very ill
>>62046399lol it's literally a schizo stalking some supposed japanese girl across the website and he misfired enough that we all got babed
>>62046398>Russia's becoming more economically important globally speaking than it has been for a really long time. India is working out contracts right now to get large imports of Russia LNG and now that the strait is closedThis is Russia's LNG port on the Baltic tonight. Ukies have hit it three nights running and there's nothing Russia can do about it. Until Putin is gone and Russia admit defeat they are not a player. Not at all. They are genuinely defenceless.
Wasn't someone here pumping ruger a while back?https://youtu.be/JV2QPtSXX8U?si=LLdhtHovuNX-ArbO
>>62046399i had a dream about us, we had gotten together and i was so happy and i was showing people, and the people i was showing were all my coaches over the years, my own personal council of elders. anyways i thought they would all be happy for me but they were showing a lot of concern, and instead of her being a full grown woman, she was a little baby in a box and there was a spray bottle, like you would train a cat with. the message was that i was gonna have to teach her a lot, and that she wasn't ready and had to grow up. anyways that was about a year ago and it's been very helpful guidance.
>>62046409I like how the Ukie jews are crying about Russia supplying Iran with satellite intel when they get the same shit from the US
>>62046399to play double's advocate for a moment, for all intensive purposes you're rightbabeposting is a blessing in the skies
>>62046398>Everything east of unified Germany is gonna find itself in a different world for sure. China will no doubt make moves it had been previously holding off on as well.Ukraine will be welcomed into the EU as a hero too. With one of the most advanced and capable militaries in the world. The eastern Europeans are staunchly EU you know. They look west, not east these days.
>>62046416she used to say "autoturfing" all the time too and there are a bunch of other little language tics she has but i don't wanna say them right now because she will stop but yeah it's adorable
>>62046413They aren't crying about it, they are using it as ammunition in a war. Discredit your enemy and use that to gain an advantage. Say what you like about zelensky but as a competent leader and statesman he has been far more impressive than the clown in the white house.
>>62046426>>62046426>>62046426
>>62046413They are highlighting it to make Russia look bad so zion don and congress helps them more
>>62046398>Russia's becoming more economically important globally speaking than it has been for a really long timeAlso, Putin is currently raiding pension pots and begging oligarchs to contribute to the budget. He is in his downfall days. It's unironically over.
>>62046195i love you with all my heart and i wish every day we were together.
>>62046322art of the deal what a stable genius lmao >>62046332yeah fuck them too, stupid morons should've kept your mouth and received the gibs
