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First for shorting Nasdaq into oblivion
Predict the bullsit that spews from the administration before the market opens
>>62047023Hard to say. Probably something about things proceeding well and expected date of hormussy opening being in the near future, but that won't be that effective, so the PR team might get creative.
idgaf about the temporary price action on the market I think Iran getting completely obliterated and rebuilt by the usa is bullish long term and that's what is happening to them as they continue delusionally believing they have any form of control. I almost feel bad how duped some of you are by the anti trump media. he's won this war to unfathomable levels and Iran is literally getting exterminated by jews
>>62047032Nice one, keked hard :D
>repeating that the war is won is surely going to make it happenSorry, but the pool's still closed.
Somehow the bear market has returned
>>62047032>idgaf about the temporary price action on the market I think Iran getting completely obliterated and rebuilt by the usa is bullish long termHow did that work out in Iraq, which you are about to lose as well? The end result of this colossal blunder is the Arab states forming a confederacy to eliminate Israel and to forever keep the US in an oil price chokehold until it balkanizes. By the time the Chinese and Russians send peacekeepers in to secure the nuclear stockpile, American society will look like this.
>>62047023>iran just called me>they're begging for a cease fire
>>62047036Yeah, it's almost as if markets keep going through similar cycles, it's really crazy.
>>62047032>as they continue delusionally believing they have any form of control.They certainly do have control of the strait lmao
>>62047037We've completely obliterated any form of defense Iran has and they're left resorting to sending you planes rigged with dynamite to defend themselves I can't even begin to imagine how delusional and seething anti trump tards must be. We haven't even deployed the soldiers yet. This has been an utter massacre, it's not even a war yet, a total extermination
If I were Iran, I'd threaten to destroy the arab states oil infrastructure and desalination plants if they don't kick out Americansand also, carrot and a stick, say any Arab state that kicks out Americans will be allowed to transit through the strait, and won't be touched
>>62047044we haven't even attempted to take control of it yet and when we do it will be yet another bloodbath
>>6204701214 hours and 15 minutes until I can deal in the real world
>>62047051>it will be yet another bloodbathYes, we're about to get kino drone videos of zogbots getting blown up to bits
>>62047047there's a fog of war. you don't know shit about what Iran has but keep eating up the war propaganda goy
>>62047055absolutely delusional your little toy plane fags are gonna get hit from every possible angle
So last I heard the US was readying ground troops for a "multi-week long engagement" (tm).I genuinely must've picked the worst possible time imaginable to start investing and put all, yes I know I am a retard, all my savings into stocks like a week before this whole US-Iran thing started. I am so deep in the red, either I pull out with a huge loss or hope that I break even in like 5 years.I know hindsight is 20/20 but I wish I just started shorting everything with leverage, I would be well off.But by now, I have maybe 7000€ left and it's going down literally every day. Idk what to do.
>>62047051>when we do itWell, what are you waiting for?
>>6204701234mm diameter should make a comeback on men.Dont understand why it had to go bigger bigger bigger up to 42mm.I my dick is longer than Lexington Steele. I'm 24.5cm (longer than many if not all BLACKED porn stars) and Albanian men turn gay when they see me. I neednt compensate like other men. I want 34mm wrist watches to make a comeback in fashion for men FFS!
>>62047036The true bear market begins when people start overlaying S&P chart over S&P performance from 1930s and 1980s and every rally is punished.
> futures
>>62047062Even Skanderbeu would get gay around me
>>62047037>there are still fags and libs on this board that think if we REALLY wanted their oil, we wouldn't just go over and take itIran ain't Vietnam and this isn't the 1960's anymore, snowflakes.
>>62047061other countries to join in it's not a top priority or we'd have sent troops and ships in immediately that would be obvious to anyone not completely brainwashed by anti trump media
>>62047058In 2024 I opened a rather big position in INTC and almost immediately suffered a 30% haircut like that meme grandma guy from reddit. Merely 2 years later I am 100%+ in the green on it. Just hold and don't fuck with leverage to make it all back quickly, that's the worst thing you could do because short term its going to be very volatile.
Will it be Nigger Monday? Or are boots on the ground already priced in?
>>62047067Why are you waiting for other countries to join in? You can take it right now if you want to.
>>62047073you really need to learn to read my guy dl you how priorities work? I know the straight means a lot to your pantywaste position in the market but it means very little to this excursion however I do believe it's coming next simply to decapitate any remaining delusion of control Iran thinks it has
>>62047058the market is made to eat people like you alivestop thinking about what you could have done in hindsight. there's millions of trades you could do every single day that would make moneyi don't think advice is going to do you any good. you have to turn off your emotion if you want to make it. if you don't you'll get ate
>>62047075So are you waiting for other countries to join it or are you gonna take over it anyway if no one else will join? What other priorities do you have right now anyway?
>>62047075as long as iran has one drone they can keep the strait shut down as long as they wantno tanker is going to dare going through it and risk their lives, and insurance won't cover their ship getting sunk
What's the TACO going to be on Monday?
>>62047079the top priorities was to obliterate Iran's military options and leadership and they did that 100% the next move honestly idk it could be bombing their power plants but since Iran thinks they have control of us with the straight we may go a different direction and take that next we'll find out>>62047080delusional and brainwashed by fake news
>>62047083lmaoif they obliderate iran then why are the tankers not going through the strait? iran is oblierated. nothing could go wrong, right?why doesn't america send their navy into the striait either? nothing could go wrong since they're oblierated
Iran allegedly has an estimated 80 thousand shahed drone stockpile, what's stopping them from turning any mass concentration of American forces within their range into the biggest mass casualty event america has ever seen since Normandy beach if Iran decides to saturation strike and waste a few thousand at one time?
Interesting to see retards still believing in the USAnyway, what should we buy now that it's become in clear that the US and Israel are not winning this anytime soon?
>>62047086I get you don't know how to read. You should head to school my guy. The straight was never top priority. It is to you because of your investments. However now Iran is trying to use it as a bargaining chip which means we're going to take over the straight or force Iran to an agreement. These are just facts my guy
>>62047089The only thing stopping them would be US forces leaving the areaBut there is no way Trump abandons Israel
>>62047094why the fuck do you keep saying we?I don't have shit to do with the Epstein Coalition's war
>>62047094>You should head to school my guy.>The straight>straight...
>>62047089what's to stop us from locating their stash of toy planes and bombing it into nothing as we've systematically done to everything they got?
>>62047083So why is anyone waiting for allies to join in to open the strait? What it has to do with anything?
So if the next great financial crisis happens, what would the official theme song be?>https://youtu.be/xB2K-riHfSc?si=IwUt0dzmI2xjB3wS
>>62047097it's autocorrect asspie
>>62047099once again retardo it's not and never was a top priority but it may be now that Iran thinks they own the straight which is illegal we may do what's necessary to take it from them
>>62047080to what end though babe? iran sells oil, they need the strait too. they do it for long the entire gulf turns against them, then all the nations that rely on gulf oil, australia japan new zealand SEA and EUR. all the while getting bombed. it's much better for them to make a deal i think, there's more to gain that way.
>>62047104>from time to timeHe says and does retarded shit all the time
>>62047102>we can open the strait, we just don't want to right now, even though we've completely obliterated Iran's military options, because we have other prioritiesApparently USA just can't multitask.
>>62047071Market has only just now started to price in a war and hasn't even priced in the high price of oil, fertiliser and aluminium and what it will do to the economy
>>62047107when did Iran start using the strait as a negotiating tool was that at the start of the war or just now? they believe it gives them control now so we're going to take it from them
like babes, if closing the strait were such a good idea, why wouldn't iran just do it all the time? like when they wanted flat screen tv's or cocaine? just close the strait and checkmate right? think this through babes. no they're not defenseless and yes they have effective tactics, but the usa wants to bully them, and it's important we are able to do that, we can talk about that when you start acting like big girls.
>>62047110Iran has controlled the strait for 29 days
>>62047112to control it would mean we attempted to take it from them tell me cupcake when did we attempt to take the strait ?
>>62047110>so we're going to take it from themnot before inflicting enormous logistical damage that could have been mitigated were it not for extreme retardation
>>62047114Your Commander-In-Chief has demanded Iran open the strait and attacked Iran for not doing so, so you've been doing it for many weeks now
>>62047115>logistical damagefor whom? you've never paid a buck more per gallon gas? oh noes. fucking pussy
Trump is sending American soldiers to their deaths on a modern day drone battlefield without the proper counter drone uas systems to survive
>>62047117you're an idiot, plain and simple
>>62047116yeah and as they've not agreed to our terms we've systematically destroyed them and it won't stop until they do
>>62047117Getting a bit too obvious here
>>62047118What will he do for his third and fourth year in office?
blah blah blahUSA should just start charging Iran $1,000,000 a day the strait is under threat. After it hits $10m, bomb everything withing 100 miles of the shore.That would salt a lot of pussies and fake pussies.>now stfu, straighten your horn-rimmed libshit spectacles and talk about stocks n sheeeit
I wish there was a way only Trump supporters get sent to the front in Iranmaybe the next adminstration, they take a look at the voter rolls and conscript the trump voters and send them there
All-in shorts on AI.
>>62047118and other such fairy tales
>>62047111It does harm their allies (BRICS) more than the US because we are an oil exporter. Relatively speaking, we'd come out on top with the strait of hormuz closed despite the volatility, which is why we weren't very concerned.If the Houthis close the red sea on top, however, that represents enough volatility and supply disruption/destruction that the petrodollar weakens, so that's likely why we are now seeing boots going to Iran.
>>62047118Buy Droneshield stocks anon. I will only say this once here.
How much more can msft drop? This shit is down 36% from ATH wtf is going on. Also i think meta is gonna be the next mag 7 stock to hve its goog moment this year.
>>62047128I'm waiting for Nvidia to shit the bed even harder by dropping GPU prices or some other retarded idea kek
>>62047083Either paid shill or an IQ of 85.
>>62047133META who just lost a lawsuit that holds them liable for social media addiction in the US? That META? Good luck LOL
>>62047094>>62047083>>62047075>>62047067>>62047066>t.
Lmao I bet the Russian cope was exactly the same when they couldn't take Ukraine in the first two weeks.
>>62047131>we'd come out on top with the strait of hormuz closedWould kill the petrodollar. Imagine being this stupid.
>>62047143The whole 'US dollar is backed by aircraft carriers' assertion in general is starting to look a bit less ideal with these drones now
>>62047143it would kill Iran first so problem solved
>>62047151No Iran is literally demanding that ships passing through hormussy pay for oil in yuan. I don't know how you can spin that into a positive to petrodollar
>>62047155He didn't, try learning to read. He said the opposite.>>62047152So this is your cope?
>>62047157the other country's tactic being more detrimental to them than us is the opposite of cope. it's called victory.
>>62047159>detrimental to themThey're making more money on oil than the past 45 years. Can someone not retarded engage me instead?
>>62047161they're not going to have oil m8 we're bombing the shit out of them
>>62047162Jesus Christ, can you stop posting?
>>62047162>lift sanctions on iranian oil specifically to push oil prices down>they're not going to have oil m8 we're bombing the shit out of them (which will send prices into stratosphere)Congratulations, you managed to outretard cheeto somehow
>>62047166in your make believe world the country that's getting blown to smithereens wins ok gotcha smart guy why don't you tell us the outcome of strait. you actually believe they're going to win and charge a fee to pass? do you have any idea how completely and utterly fucking wrong and retarded you are?
>>62047157>He didn't, try learning to read. He said the opposite.Who's "he"? I'm talking about Iran and yes they did say that>Iran is also considering allowing a limited number of oil tankers to pass through the strait provided the oil cargo is traded in Chinese yuanhttps://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/16/business/iranian-oil-exports-hormuz-strait-intl-cmd>inb4 you don't like the sourceGoogle another one then
the straight was open before this war began. treating it being opened once again (a situation that existed 30 days ago, at a cost of $0) is a fairly laughable attempt at claiming victory.
>>62047169>>62047171These are jews right? Because they're too retarded to even interact with.
>>62047175you haven't posited a single viable outcome to your scenario. you're literally a brainwashed news bot
Can't buy ETFs at my bank. Any stock a good proxy for TQQQ?>pic unrelated
>>62047089If they tried to do that their buildup would be just as visible as the US’s buildup and their launch sites would get bombed first.Right now they can only launch piecemeal using trucks disguised as civilian trucks.This conflict could unironically be ended right now in the US’s favor if they went big on an interceptor drone umbrella like ukraine has.It doesn’t even have to be as big as Ukraine’s because the US has air dominance so the iranians are stuck hiding and firing piecemeal.10000 of those $2k Ukrainian interceptor drones could work wonders at spoiling irans drone strikes.But trump is such a hissy sissie power tripping discord mod tier faggot that he can’t work with the Ukrainians to get it fucking done.That’s why he insulted the saudi prince seemingly out of nowhere by the way, because the Saudis signed a deal with Ukraine for helping protect them from shaheeds without his “consent”.
>>62047037this is the kind of delusion retard that falls for iranian ai slop propaganda
>>62047133one presumes (as a know nothing) that if saas is under threat from ai then next in line will be operating systems in general.
just wanted to thank again the GOD of /smg/ for his OIL call.
>>62047169but that's what they are doing
>>62047050That just convinces them that they need america more. They are not kicking america out in favor of iran, there biggest threat and enemy, what kind of retard delusion is this.
>>62047190That convinces them they need Ukraine more, apparently.
>>62047189temporary. that's why we're going to bomb their power plants and systematically destroy then or we reach agreement
>>62047192>create another syria where hardline militias using swat kats tier drones and mines effectively close the straight forever and bogs the us down in trying to stop this
>>62047186Will GOD of /smg/ keep dropping his wisdom on us or did he abandon us because our faith was too weak?
>>62047202Don't forget about all oil infrastructure in the region getting blown up in retaliation.
I expected one last scam pump to tank oil before they invade for real and can't keep it down longer but it seems I misjudged and will miss the oil train. Guess I'll aim for entering gold/silver miners at a good price instead.
I believe there is going to be a recession followed by years of stagnant growth and inflation.My hope isa) stable job and incomeb) able to add to my portfolio (mostly index) at low prices for a whilec) the stock market will recover before the real economy does, allowing me to liquidate some of my holdings for a downpayment on a house at an affordable priced) subsequent years of high inflation will help with the mortgageI don't think c) will happen less than 18-24 months from now
>>62047206Trump could tweet and prove that Americans now shit oil and the market still wouldn't budge. It's fucking over.
>>62047205the planet not only loses ~20% of its oil and gas reserves, but also a long list of refined products that were directly down stream from an energy rich region and can't be produced elsewhere.i was reading some shit about helium the other day and something something about low concentrations being in lng would be otherwise nothing but at the scale the gulf produces gas it makes up basically all of it, and with us reserves dwindling and it being critical for chip production that basically chokeholds the ai boom (short nasdaq)
>Pentagon prepares for weeks of ground operations in Iran>If President Donald Trump approves the plans, such an effort would mark a new phase of the war that could be significantly more dangerous to U.S. troops than the first four weeks.there is a 3 day market holiday next weekend, 4 days in europe.
>>62047211yeah basically all superconductor production relies on helium as a coolantit's just fuckedthis one shortage might singly lead to Taiwan rejoining the mainland
>>62047211There are also fertilizers, you can kinda live with less oil (it'll crash the economy but still) but good luck living with less food.
>>62047211The rabbit hole goes very deep, it's hard to even put into a post.Like people think naphtha shortages "only" impact plastics, and all the industries downstream from that.But it also impacts medicine, and India has already stopped production of some key inputs.Diesel is not just to put in your car. Fishing fleets need it too. Farmer tractors need it too.
The cope in here is hilarious.
>>62047228on helium again, the us tech giants can probably outbid anyone else, and that affects companies that build and service things like mri machines. the guardian reported yesterday on an incoming medicine shortage in the uk as a result of the indian generic drug production slowing or stopping as you mentioned. that's just healthcare and probably only the tip of the iceberg in that sector alone. as we saw with covid, supply chain disruptions can get mental and with covid that was a self-imposed shutdown and was a disaster. this is outside the ability of the world to simply stop and make everything work again at the stroke of a pen.
Iraq was 250,000 troops from the US alone, not counting the broader coalition. Not only do these retards not have even 1/5th of that in place, they have also started the buildup AFTER beginning the war, telegraphing everything in advance. This is seriously going to end in a massive shitshow
>>62047236Panican delusion and libtard tears are very hilarious I agree. I cannot wait to slurp their baggies.
>>62047243Uhm xister the USA was de facto at war with Iraq while massing troops in Saudi before Desert Strom began.
No Iranian ever called me a panican.
>>62047248They call you a useful idiot in those parts.
>>62047023>Full on Inshallah combat drop on Bandar Abbas at market open.>Trump declares the Fed a terrorist organization and arrests all governors>Vance goes on FOX and argues that at least 20k deaths are needed to usher in the end times and defeat ufo demons
So they are going to put boots on the ground. What will that achieve? Is the American military so superior that they can feasibly recover the enriched uranium, open the strait and seize Kharg island? Otherwise what’s the point, he’s just making this war harder to exit. Unless the troop deployment is supposed to be a sword of Damocles hanging over irans head to help with negotiations.. but I don’t think that will work.
Is smg getting raided or you fags are copium each other because you made bad calls at the beginning of the war?
>ye mayne me and the new ayatollah tight n shit>I can get that hormussy open today nigga>but I gotta get a lil sumn first yuh filme>now pop that bussy for a real onewould you /smg/?
>>62047253>cult protection internet words
>>62047254I could retire off the 0DTEs...
>>62047252>What will that achieve?Nothing, retards in charge of this shitshow are still failing to realize what kind of opponent they're dealing with here and still think they can pull off Venezuela 2.0 somehow.
Who are the OG oil princesses here?I bought oil in 2020 at $30 a barrel
>>62047264Israel wants to set up an American on the ground slaughter so they can justify using nukes on Iran
>>62047265You got scammed no? I heard the Qataris would've sucked your dih back then to take that shit off them. Where are you storing it?
>>62047056What can they possibly have to stop the USA and win a full war?Fucking retard.
>>62047077>>62047077Can you give me some advice?I have a 2 year timeline to earn enough money or resign myself to endless suffering.
>>62047269>so they can justify using nukes on IranThat won't achieve shit either outside of turning pissrael into pariah state, for real this time
>>62047271I didnt buy actual futures contracts, I bought the oil majors
>>62047274Nigger, Iran's win condition is simply surviving this shit, what America's win condition is even, and how they're going to achieve it?
>>62047276what was your plan? it depends on what you're holding and your temperament? if a 10% downturn fucks you up emotionally this much why are you even doing this?there's like a 30%-50% downturn every couple years lol
>>62047064haha that little baby hippo was stuck in the bath like how trump is stuck in IranIf only Trump had a friendly animal handler to help him out of this situation...
>>62047280Total Iranian DEATH.
>>62047094Are you talking about the straights and gays my guy?
No strike this weekend = TACO mondayIt's over.
>>62047280>what America's win condition is evenIt's an abstract concept, but one of the main points would be to make Iran agree to not gain/develop nuclear weaponry. Now also to open the pool.
The US had an unimaginably greater industrial capacity compared to Iran. Couldn't they just manufacture a million shahed-copy drones a day?
>>62047293If done by the american MIC each copy would cost 100 times more than a shahed.
>>62047213>there is a 3 day market holiday next weekend, 4 days in europeFuck. This is where the clamps close shut in europe ain't it. ATM cash withdrawals limits and shit like that
>>62047293Lesser countries like Iran or Ukraine resort to them out of desperation. We don't need them because we can just bomb anything conventionally.
>>62047293Maybe? What would that accomplish though?
>>62047288Please no. I was promised a big beautiful crash.
how do we plan to profit off of the US seizing kharg island
>>62047283>what was your plan?Earn money. I think you assumed I'm the guy you replied to. NTA. I'm in 80% cash.You said>there's millions of trades you could do every single day that would make moneyI'm asking advice for how to make profitable trades or any recs.
I'm getting nervous with all these people sitting on cash.
>>62047280>what America's win condition is even, and how they're going to achieve it?You have to differentiate between America's win condition and Trump's win condition. Assuming Trump acts in the best interest of America:- remove the Iranian threat for the world, the USA, Israel and its neighbors - no missiles, no nukes, no financing of terror, no terror propaganda, become a democracy, re-educate their population- unrestricted freedom of shippingAssuming Trum acts in the best interest of Russia and China- withdraw after 4 weeks of bombing with a weak-ass agreement that leaves Iran in control of the straits, and allows to resume shipping under some conditions they set- spent 80% of US stockpile of precision munitions pounding rocks without even penetrating them- US military thoroughly demoralized and not capable of another fight- Putin and Xi are his friends and happy
>>62047288I haven't slurped enough yet
>>620473031) Blanketing the coast with drones so it's more difficult to defend2) Attacking positions where you know there's anti-air3) Generally wearing down defense at a zero cost of human lives to yourself
>>62047322Don't be. It could go either way.I'm 80% in cash because I lost money this year.
>>62047315Stocks dump deeper initially becuase everyone fears this is an ecalationThen stocks moon when people realize it makes Iran lose and leads to the situation being resolved
>>62047326Which will just prolong the war, increase the damage on both sides and wouldn't even open the strait anyway. Possibly where we'll up at, but I'm not sure that'd be all that helpful for Donald or what he's after.
If you were freaky friday'd into Trump's body, how would you go about fixing the whole mess? I can't think of a way out other than just taking the L and accepting Iran's demands of moving all of the bases out of the middle east, but there's probably a 0% chance of that actually happening
>>62047338By making a Truth social media post, in which I'd claim that we've won already, everything is going well and Iran is being obliterated and begging for a deal.
>>62047338>If you were freaky friday'd into Trump's body, how would you go about fixing the whole mess?Nuke Israel
>>62047338Go full Caligula for the world to see while I tell competent people to fix this mess. They can use my apparent madness as an excuse to say sorry.
>>62047338Order the military to hit every oil terminal in the Gulf for lols, do a press conference where I call everyone my bitch and tell them to clean it up. Make a shit load of money off the economic carnage.
>>62047338I blame Israel for everything and go to the junior military officers for support in turning the system upside down.
>>62047338I would just detroy all of Irans oil infrastrucure, sure it will nuke all our allies economies, but it will also take out India and China as well. The US will be fine since it's already energy independent and is now receiving oil from Venezuela
Based moderate.btw this is the guy le orange migger originally claimed as his get out card kekkkk.
>hormussy closed like a prepubescent slit>houthis joining the fight against the epstein forces.>US bases in Irak getting hit from the ground.>US losing billions in equipment that can only be replaced if China allows it.>Orange pedo nigger getting nervous.>Fireworks over Israel.>Israeli generals crying on camera because their troops got shot back.Fun weeks ahead if you're 80% cash like me. Some really good companies at 2024 prices right now, and it looks like they're going lower.
>>62047367That guy is a former IRGC general, he's definitely not a moderate lol
Ya know...Why didn't Iran do this....before?I mean control Hormus.In the last 20 yrs at least?What would Obama or Biden have done to stop this?
>>62047338nuke isreal, iran, pakistan, india, ukraine. turn middle east regions into irradiated colonies. take over hormuz strait and suez canal. levy tolls and use portion for us infrastructure and social programs to curry domestic support. offer china and russia favorable trade agreements to avoid conflict. hold planet hostage. nuke india again
West Texas
>>62047378Obama and biden never forced them into a corner
Brent
I'm sure it was all worth the incoming economic crisis
Thoughts on rolling up my april $GUSH calls into 55$ strike may calls? I might also do the same with my 48$ may calls as well is there any chance $GUSH hits 80$+ by mid may?
If you are not moving capital from eurasia to US you are eventually gonna get rekt hard
>>62047047>resorting to sending you planes rigged with dynamite to defend themselvesCurrently working extremely well for another country. And by that I mean *literally* CESNAs filled with explosives.
>>62047338I kill myself
>>62047393all of this is just a prelude to a big american-chinese war, if the US doesn't collapse first
>>62047394>And by that I mean *literally* CESNAs filled with explosives.Wait, really? What the fuck lmao
>>62047394this should in theory render any site immune to such an attack and Russia has a LOT of thesewhy aren't they using them
>>62047401Vast amounts of facilities vs vast amount of drones. Over a huge geographic area. Usually sent in times waves. Handful still getting through.
>>62047401what's the range on them? I can't imagine the range on flak is very good, I bet most modern bombers and missiles outrange them easily.
is there sp500 but for energy? and metals?
Why don't Americans produce more oil?I have oil because I'm skeptical of the narrative that America has the most oil.
except for /biz/, where do you get your news /smg/
>>62047416Isn't most of it is shale oil that is very expensive to extract?
>>62047398Where were you these past few years anon. This one was the first report of such an use, I thinkhttps://x.com/Euan_MacDonald/status/1775114681205617150Then more thereafterhttps://x.com/JayinKyiv/status/1854089805606338965Cheap enough and works well enough when you need to load more explosive than the few dozen Kg a drone can carry.
>>62047378My guess is because it'd make everyone angry and potentially ruin relations and make people retaliate hard against Iran.Now they can seize it, since they're being bombed anyway and the optics are that it's in response to an aggression, instead of being an aggressive act, which makes it look reasonable and makes everyone blame USA and Israel instead.
>>62047417FT
>>62047401About 2 kilometers, t. War Thunder enjoyer
>>62047417I get my news from Jiang Xueqin, Tucker Carlson and /pol/.
>>62047416It takes years to ramp up production, it's the wrong kind of oil for a lot of global refiners, the oil needs to be in transit months ago and this is without getting into the secondary problems like helium supply.I'm fucking pissed because it's the end of the UK tax year and I want to move some money into a LISA but I don't want to sell at a loss and have it sitting in the twilight zone while money laundering checks are taken out.
>>62047416The funniest part is how this light crude has to be sent to Europe to get refined, while US refineries are engineered for heavy Canadian and Mexican crude.So even if shale production goes up, it won't solve the issue of having cheap oil.There's definitely a play in light crude refiners though, but surely the omniscient ant totally-not-clown market priced this already
>>62047425Fuck I'm stupid, this was meant for >>62047408
>>62047434>>62047435Why does the market think this is just a dip to be bought and not actually a problem? Is it because Americans have a secret weapon to overproduce oil or AI to end dependencies on oil?
>>62047419The Russian air defence fears the Cessna
>>62047392When did you take those calls?
>>62047378>What would Obama or Biden have done to stop this?Backed off. Democrats are weak and back down easily.That's why republicans like bush and trump start ALL wars. Democrats are actually better for the economy because they care more about the public than some random military based ideology of being a macho man.
>>62047449April calls were 2 weeks ago and the june and may calls we last monday
>>620474461. Because the market isn't rational.2. The benefit of the omnicrisis is that we now know how things will play out and a lot of supply chains have been hardened or just know to do more with less. For example helium can be replaced with argon in a lot of industrial uses and there's a lot of simple demand destruction that will go on - helium balloons will soon disappear from the US which is something the EU banned years ago.3. A lot of the impacts have a 6-18 month time lag which distributes the pain into a broader economic slowdown. The food price shocks won't hit until 2027-28 and a lot of the biggest hits are already being felt in the developing world where they're moving to 4-day weeks, banning elevators and keeping air conditioner at 24 degrees.
>mfw driving 100km to go see project hail mary on IMAXIt's ok I can fill up the car again tomorrow
>>62047409i'm in the uk, but there are various etfs available at various levels of the chain... the commodities themselves, miners/producers etc... theres an s&p 500 energy index some of these etfs track, but the impacts vary in the supply chainfor metals for example, some are going up (industrial) but precious are getting fucked for other reasons, and miners even more raped
>>62047452I'd say sky's the limit. 80+? Maybe, but who knows what will happen. Get one, I'd say 65 or 70 at least considering all the bullshit.
>>620473781. Stuck to limited strikes so that Iran has an incentive to not flip the board.2. Not chimp out at Ukraine for mineral right when they offered to share drone tech for aid.3. Actually start with a clear strategy and theory of victory that brings the world on board - even Bush would clearly say what his objectives were so you can measure success and those objectives would be set by the US military rather than MOSSAD.
>>62047338Lose the stupid whiny boomer bitch attitude he has.Get a fucking stockpile of drone interceptors ASAP, emergency pentagon funding, rush the fuck out of it. Withdraw from this dumbshit invasion attempt. Intercept all Iranian oil ships as soon as they leave the gulf, beseiging the people who are besieging the oil.Use that as a way to buy some negotiation leverage.Throw Kusher Witkoff and Hegseth into a volcano.
>>62047416now that venezuela has been conquered and occupied by the us, we definitely do have the most oil, but production isnt there yet which makes it all the more baffling that this iran thing happened now instead of like in 2 years
>>62047466>Intercept all Iranian oil ships as soon as they leave the gulfChina would be pissed, which I'm guessing is the reason the US hasn't done it yet.
Insiders are saying Boeing and Lockheed are extremely corrupt and causing the collapse of the US military from within by stealing trillions in tax payer money.This is the biggest corruption scandal in the world.
do we have any updates from AI dashcams anon?
>>62047338I’d shoot a bullet in my own head. Instantly would solve many problems.
Day n°30 of the 60 days special military operation (extensible +30).Tic tac tic tac
>>62047471China won’t do shit. They didn’t do shit for Venezuela.This conflict could easily be framed as “iran is crazy and blowing up all the oil, so we’re temporarily confiscating theirs.”Except that’s not how it’s being framed by trump because he’s a stupid zionist faggot.His messaging is: “I’m going to blown up random power plants and water plants and try to invade them and fail because that’s what my mossad handlers wanted me to do.”Then iran blows up everything they can and people’s first response isn’t “wtf is Iran’s problem?” It’s “what is israel and trump’s fucking problem by pushing for all this?”
>>62047487>This conflict could easily be framed as “iran is crazy and blowing up all the oil, so we’re temporarily confiscating theirs.”Anyone with two braincells knows this is bullshit, this might work on the people still supporting trump but a massive amount of his base has turned on him for doing the ONE THING they all wanted to avoid
>>62047372Exactly, but we have to time the bottom somewhat right
>>62047501You could make the case to the international community that Iran blowing up GCC export infrastructure is not a valid military target.It would have been easier to appear neutral if trump hadn’t been pulled along into israel’s airstrikes.But he’s obviously their collared dog so that was never going to happen.
>>62047393> moving capital in the US right before the end of the petrodollar
So market is about to open how will Trump manipulate it this time around?My bets>Iran has submitted and US will only carry out limited strikes until we get a deal >Iran is done and in a week it'll be over >I love Iran they're very smart high iq people better than weak Europeans a deal is close at hands stop PANICKING
>oil moved bigly>fertilizer moved biglySo, when does wheat and corn move? They have basically remained flat will they move in the summer/august or early next year?
>>62047401Drones are incredibly cheap. You can throw a hundred at them at a target like that. Or a CRAM. And as long as even one gets through you're succeeded. So even a 99% success rate isn't enough. Most people don't know that the famous CRAM BURRRRR can only go about 20 seconds before it needs to reload. You can time the drones to hit it or targets like that tank continuously until they run out of ammunition to fire.
I feel like the Iranians would've already accepted a cease fire IF we didn't kill their leader..
>>62047524Or bomb the schoolOr bomb the water plantsOr bomb their steel plantsWe're basically beating them into submission and then going>"Why doesn't this middle eastern theocracy compromise with us and our Jewish allies they hate and who hate them? I guess we just need to bomb them some more and suddenly they will want to negotiate"with no self awareness
>>62047524Look how well last ceasefire went for them
>>62047526The only reason US and Israel does this is cause they don't fear retaliation from Iran. In retrospect they're right most of their missiles are intercepted while Israel violates Iranian airspace With no retaliation from Iranians. US and Europe have constantly tried to prevent Ukraine from striking key Russian infrastructure over years to stop angering Russians. Iranians know this which is why they're using Hormuz straight as a bargaining chip
>>62047401A drone interceptor would cover infinitely more area, be more reliable at intercepts, and be infinitely cheaper than these hunks of junk.
>>62047537Which is why they are hitting the gulf infrastructure.
WHY ARE THE TURKS SELLING GOLD
>>62047542Probably need funds for QE
>>62047542https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZJRJpbGkG4&list=RDhZJRJpbGkG4&start_radio=1
>>62047526good morning babe. they wouldn't compromise with us before we started bombing them either though. how would you have solved the problem?
>>62047473>insidersit's blatantly obvious from the outside. for fucks sake the treasury just sent $1.25 billion to dump's "board of peace." this is far worse than brazil in the late 90s, the entire structure from the bottom up is basically just theft. i'm sure those somalian daycares got prosecuted
>>62047515>market is about to openWhere?
>>62047546Did your mom go on any more trips with the bull lately?
>>62047542They need cash to buy oil.Unironically.They have to buy their new contracts on a premium because every knows their old suppliers got smoked, so they’re a buyer in distress.
WILL THE MARKETS OPEN UP OR DOWN TOMORROW?VOTE HERE.
>>62047545i have posted this song before.
>>62047556Down. Not even a question.
>>62047515We won the war tranny.
>>62047504I'm going to start DCAing soon, but first I want to see some fear, because the market still believes this will end in a couple of weeks. But the orange nig is moving more and more assets to the area and asking for hundreds of billions.Also Israel could threaten with a nuke any day, they were threating with nuking gaza a couple years ago, their nuclear installations are getting hit right now, and those are not below a mountain... if the n-word get out of the box we could hit circuit breakers.
>>62047556down, and I hope INTC gets hit by a missile because I shorted it on Friday.
>>62047555Many nations aggressively bought gold last year.Did they know that Iran would be attacked?
>>62047564If we had won the war we wouldn't be moving more supplies in. We already removed our THAAD system from Korea to Israel and are now debating moving our European stock as well
>>62047565They could nuke Tehran and we would have the greenest day ever. No more Iran = open strait. Learn this shit.
>>62047252>Is the American military so superior that they can feasibly recover the enriched uranium, open the strait and seize Kharg island?Yes
>>62047572so you don't even know were Teheran is.kek what a fucking retard.
>>62047252>Is the American military so superior that they can feasibly recover the enriched uranium, open the strait and seize Kharg island?100% yes
>>62047571babe, i get you don't like it but what is your point exactly? would our goal be reached easier with less?
>>62047058cut losses now and switch short, the real dumping hasnt even begun
>>62047577>>62047574Delusional.
>>62047576It's the biggest city in their shitty country it doesn't matter where it is. It is like lopping the head off a writhing satanic anti-american snake
>>62047570I think that was more a reaction to the tariff tantrums, but it did work out in a way didn’t it?
>>62047560what about this song babe?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
this is a great situation to practice "what do i really want?" babe. what is it you're trying to get here? if you want to stop the war you should have gone to the protests yesterday i think, or be writing letters to your congressman. if you wanted to work with strategy you should have joined the military, diplomacy the state department. you'll do well on the placement tests.i think what you want though is something else, and i'll refrain from putting words in your mouth, but i would like to hear it from you.
I've lost €70K since the start of this war, might just sell it all and buy puts nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo
The average IQ of the thread suddenly dropped by 30 points, wonder what happened
I feel bad for cutfags who’ve never been able to water balloon
>>62047387How do I invest in the west Texas town of El paso?
>>62047576iran simps are so patheticgo kiss your the floor or whatever the fuck it is you do 7 times a day
>>62047582>videogame logic understanding of the worldwhat a fucking retard you are, it's good to know that people like you are in the market.
i want you and i to get along together, for you to be half as happy to see me as i am to see you, i want you to open your heart and to trust me.
>>62047556Markets down, oil up.
the yen is probably just as important as oil right now>>62047590gm
weekend wti is trading at 102
>As of March 29, 2026, the global helium supply is in a state of severe crisis following military strikes on Qatar’s production facilities and the effective closure of the Strait of Hormuz. This "Helium Shortage 4.0" has removed approximately one-third of the world’s supply overnight, causing spot prices to double and threatening critical industries like semiconductor manufacturing and healthcare.>Spot helium prices have jumped 70% to 100% in some regions since early March.>Fabs in South Korea (Samsung, SK Hynix) and Taiwan are highly exposed, with South Korea importing 65% of its helium from Qatar.>Hospitals are facing potential delays in MRI scans as supplies for cryogenic cooling tighten.>Opening the Strait of Hormuz would only partially resolve the crisis, as significant infrastructure damage at Qatar’s production hub has created a multi-year supply deficit. >Multi-Year Repairs: QatarEnergy CEO Saad Sherida al-Kaabi confirmed that repairs to the damaged LNG production lines at Ras Laffan Industrial City will take three to five years to return to pre-war levels.>The missile strikes permanently damaged infrastructure responsible for 14% of Qatar’s annual helium exports.>QatarEnergy has declared long-term force majeure on contracts for up to five years due to the severity of the facility damage
lmao they're throwing excuses like the little pathetic bitches they areYet another memepany lead by a retard on hubrisGlad I sold them right in time a few weeks agoNever buy g*rm rubbish shit
>>62047596Iran is a pure traditional country, a contrast to the decaying west
any good twitter accounts to follow?
>>62047614so people won't be able to do funny high pitched voices anymore babe?
>>62047617None
>>62047615based rheinmettalslava ukraina
>>62047617the ones that spam news headlines and don't give their irrelevant retarded opinion
>>62047602:)
>>62047621You missed the part the other day where their fucktard CEO threw stupid Trump-tier takes on them. Which is why the company has to make public excuses.
>talk to 24yo coworker>he is invested in VOO i tell him the market is crashing and to get the fuck out while he is still up>he says it doesnt matter because "it will come back eventually">I ask why wouldnt you just sell now and buy back later since you admit it is going to drop>he says it doesnt matterSame shit with my dad, why are normies so fucking retarded? They literally see the train coming and decide to play on the tracks anyways
>>62047616get roped sandnigger
what earnings are YOU playing anon? calls or puts? for me its nike puts
>>62047624kek
>>62047629>their fucktard CEO threw stupid Trump-tier takes on themlike what exactly?
>>62047617newsfeed, stock picks, or data?
>>62047630bears have cried wolf every year since '22no shit people don't care anymore, Trump willl TACO eventually anyways
>>62047572Sad that you're so stupid.
>>62047631I'm not arab
>>62047391You gonna blame AI or H-1B Visas or manufacturing being offshored or Gen Z not wanting to work or you just going to point at Trump and go, "It's his fault. It's all him. It's all on him entirely. Trump. Yeah, that's right, Trump Trump Trump." Because this whole fucking war with Iran is trying to preserve the Petro dollar which is about the only fucking thing keeping America afloat since the early 2000s. If we lose the Petro dollar, we're fucked. The only way we keep the Petro dollar is to stop nations like Iran from selling oil for Chinese yuan and Russian rubles.
>>62047637He literally can't retard, this is like getting knowledge months in advance that the market is dumping bigly before it actually does because people are retarded and actually believe ZOG
>>62047630go tell em, nostradamus. if you are so certain its going to drop why dont you short the market?
>>62047590americans woke up
>>62047643He can't but Israel can and they probably will.By the end some bs agreement will be signed and Iran will keep control of the strait via a toll system
>>62047615why does this make you so madare you a ruskie
>>62047642>start a war>Iran closes the strait and starts taking the piss by selling oil for yuan>"see this why we have to go to war"If the retarded never started this war the US would have never been put on this collision crash course with biggest debt hangover in human history
>>62047556DOWN
>>62047640you're some form of turdworlder
>>62047656wrong againI'm western european, sorry mutty but we're with Iran
>>62047644Im longing OIL with some in SPXS calls so i already am retard
>>62047401The solution is obvious.
>>62047524ceasefires aren't actually ceasefires when Israel and their american puppets are involved
>>62047516the price won't move, the third world will simply eat less and starve
>>62047630Don't give people IRL trading instructions or else the will personally blame you when you cost them money .Shill stuff to retards here instead
>>62047600You are the retard. They aren't surviving becoming atoms KEK
>>62047660go back to morocco
where do i find the most profit/most stable win hedged portfolios to copy?
>>62047435>There's definitely a play in light crude refiners though, but surely the omniscient ant totally-not-clown market priced this alreadyValero is already up 50% in the last 3 months
>>62047650obviously. look at the date on the screenshot
>>62047669I'm not morrocantry again
>>62047515The classic fake peace deal announcement
>>62047589MONDAY IS THE BOTTOM
>>62047486*special regime change operation
>>62047670Buy oil so you can get rugpulled
>>62047417financialjuicecnbc.comoilprice.com
>>62047416There's a lag between prices rising and production going up
>>62047630Not like he is wrong on that. The vast majority of the time it simply does come back and timing the market is much more difficult than people like to admit. Especially when the president can just lie out of the blue to cause the market to spike.Normal people don't want to deal with that uncertianty.
>>62047393this but the other way around kek
NEW>>62047679>>62047679>>62047679
Everyone is way too bullish, the bottom isn't in until redditors are hanging from doorknobs.
>>62047630your advice is retarded "sell low now, buy again later at ath"he's simply being polite
>>62047704/smg/ is 100% bearish
Listened to a podcast today and host said she had heard that there actually was a plan despite all appearances, it was scheduled to last 6 weeks and they’re sticking to it. Probably BS but it’s the only thing I can cling onto, perhaps the fog of war is so great that we can’t really tell who’s winning or losing. On the face of it this seems a massive fuck up but we don’t really know yet
>>62047636stock picks
>>62047037>arab states>forming a confederacy>with IRANLmao, just tell me you know exactly JACKSHIT about the Middle East.Look up Iran-Iraq War and Desert Storm.Iraq invaded Iran, an 8-year war, a million Iranians killed, with the Iraqi army comprised of not only Iraqis but volunteers from Somalia, Egypt, Pakistan, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, and even Palestine.It was a literal jihad against “majoosi ajams.”And you think THESE people would form an “alliance” with Iran? Really???You know why Iraq even INVADED Kuwait? Because Kuwait, who were giving land to Iraq to freely bomb Iran, was tired of giving more.And Palestine? The one that their government keeps giving money to? You know who they loved more? Fucking Saddam.And guess who the fuck, according to even the Iranian government, is responsible for Iran having enough munitions to resist Saddam’s war machine? Fucking ISRAEL. Or rather, Iranian Jews in Israel.they helped Iran with millions of dollars’ worth of munitions. Yes, the Israel that they hate, yes, the Israel they look for an excuse to fight.Oh, and after the Iran-Iraq War?iran: >these are our Muslim brothers, we can’t ask for war reparations. Instead, we help out to build the country back (meanwhile, there are cities in Iran that are still broken from the Iran-Iraq War with no budget to fix them)kuwait:>fuck you, nasty Saddam. I don’t care about your shit country or you being Muslim or Arab. Pay your due (and for war reparations to the last penny)In conclusion, the Iranian government wants a nation that did nothing but help them out when they needed them the most to be destroyed, for the sake of another nation that hated their guts. They help countries who killed and tricked them, and “death to” countries that actually aided them.You have NO IDEA how fucked up the Middle East is.
>>62047047>>62047094>>62047083>>62047037Nope.USA was utterly tricked by Israel.See for months Israel been telling USA that revolution is underway, and a bomb from USA will match that fire in Iranian population.That USA (and trump) will go down as th liberators of iran, and that iran will be the 1000 year old friend of USA. That trump will be what was Cyrus to Jews in Babylon.They said mossad spies are in position to help Iranians. The goal was literally refine change.But it was a lie. It wasn’t that simple and Iran had way too much to lose that quickly, and Israel knew that.Now trump is stuck.Back down, and be known as the humiliated president who cucked out and disappointed the Iranian people who literally saw him as a liberator?(And lose midterm and fuck up the entire Republican pastry)?Or put boots on ground, risk American life, and achieve regime change? Liberate Iran but break campaign promise, create anothet Iraq, and fuck midterm and Republican Party?Israel knows and that’s why USA is actually in a mess.Hormuz strait is closed because no one date to pass without losing their precious billion dollar ships and million dollar cargos. That’s why it’s closed, and with literal mountain protected silos? There is no chance in hell they can remove those threats.Israel gonna achieve its goal of regime change for sure, but as always, Americans will be sacrificed like chickens.
>>62047581Blue haired tranny
>>62047417economist and wsj
>>62047417the Destiny kick channel.
>>62047831I'm poor. How to read wsj without paying?
>>62048242put https://archive.is/latest/ in front of the url
