market about to open edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62047012
/smg/ pollwill the market go up or down tomorrow?https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2qAz6Z7
3rd for AWACS
A global glyphosate ban would slash crop yields and send production costs soaring, triggering a massive supply shock in staple foods. The resulting surge in food prices would push millions into food insecurity, creating acute shortages and increasing the risk of starvation for the world's most vulnerable populations. Ironically, the ban would also force widespread deforestation and increase carbon emissions, ultimately degrading the environment and undermining long-term food production.A worst-case scenario for Africa would see crop yields plummet due to the absence of effective and affordable weed control, as demonstrated by Sri Lanka where a similar ban caused yields to fall by over 50%. This would trigger catastrophic food shortages, spiraling import costs, and widespread famine, as the continent lacks the financial reserves and infrastructure to absorb such a massive production shock. The crisis would be exacerbated by rampant illegal glyphosate use, a collapse in foreign exchange earnings, and political instability stemming from mass hunger and economic collapse.A worst-case scenario for the U.S. would trigger a catastrophic collapse of the agricultural sector, with input costs for farmers surging by 2 to 2.5 times and leading to an annual net farm income loss of $2.89 billion, bankrupting thousands of family farms. This would cause domestic food production to plummet, reversing decades of conservation gains as farmers revert to intensive tillage, releasing up to 34 million tons of CO2 and destroying fragile supply chains. The resulting supply shock would lead to severe food shortages, hyperinflation at the grocery store, and widespread civil unrest as the nation struggles to feed its own population.TLDR;Short Bayer/Monsanto
>>62047690How do i short apefrica?
Maybe CANE anon is actually right. I should probably buy 6x sugar, it's not like commodities are volatile or anything, so not much to lose
>>62047696Just stay on the current course and short more Bayer/Monsanto. Currently everything is going as planned.
>>62047679>market about to openWhere?!
>>62047707>it's not like commodities are volatile or anything, so not much to lose
It's heliover
>>62047707checked CoT on friday and shorts unwound really fast the trading week before most recent. still a good play imo but nowhere near as enticing
Day n°30 of the 60 days special military operation (extensible +30).Tic tac
>>62047696Join the Wagner Group
>Donald Chud supporters So satisfying buying OIL at the bottom and watching it rise.
>>62047718
BREAKINGPresident Trump is planning the biggest air attack the world has ever seen but it has to wait until Friday after the markets closePersonnel in the Middle East are on standby ready for it
>>62047714ya just don't know anymore, 50 50 that's a real TRUTH
> futures
>>62047687
>>62047747
>>62047687>>62047747when was this?
>>62047747>I'm okit's not that bad just throw a new tail end on it and it's fine
>>62047747>>62047749can you please delete this photos?
>>62047752Are you for real, anon? Or is Fox News yet again concealing reality?
>>62047756I'm not american, those TV channels don't exist in my country
>>62047731i'm still in i'll just hesitate to add unless price action is bueno
>futures
You guys DID long OIL right?
>>62047753It's a joke using the Formula 1 broadcast graphics
>>62047762I would. how is it done
>>62047752yesterday. the rear galley garbage disposal exploded and cause a fire.
>>62047765I bought GUSH calls but im pretty sure USO is the closest to futures, OILU and american oil companies are also good
>>62047763>its a joke I don't get it
>>62047762No, I was in bed for weeks due to depression and I don't feel like chasing it now.
>>62047769>the rear galley garbage disposal exploded and cause a fire.Based ministry of truth poster, you're hired
>>62047769thanks
>>62047762I'm sitting in all cash right now after I locked in my gains for the year at +53% as soon as the war started, gonna wait a bit before I start gambling again, way too easy to blow up your account in these kinds of markets.
>>62047773after every crash the broadcaster puts up an 'i'm ok' message, implying the driver has said this over the radio (they haven't)you need to punish yourself and be an f1 fag (not advised) to find it mildly humorous
>>62047707>>62047718/smg/ finally waking up to CANEabout one third of the move already happened, rn rebasing for another leg up
>>62047780It was Shaheded, anon.I don't have enough rolleyes reaction pics right now over that 1ptid faggot glowie coming to post his lie.https://x.com/sentdefender/status/2037585627244290376https://x.com/sentdefender/status/2038025805997973889https://x.com/sentdefender/status/2038065107549176082
>>62047797holy fuck lmao
>>62047773When they crash into the wall, the driver usually goes onto the radio to his team to say "I'm ok". The F1 broadcast also tends to put that quote on the screen in a box with the driver's name. Meanwhile, the camera shows the car destroyed. I'm trying to find a good example online, but this is the best I could do>>62047790lol I didn't have that one. I gave up on F1 this year, didn't feel like it was worth the time investment anymore.
>>62047793in the game can you crash so hard the commentator say in pop up screen asaahh it hurts so bad I'm dying oh god aaaa-ACK
>>620477931/3 is pretty good, usually when stuff gets shilled here its 2.9% off the picotop.
>>62047793Yeah, the situation starts looking grim for food production this year. I will probably buy with leverage out of boredom.
>>62047808>Meanwhile, the camera shows the car destroyed.lol, I'm chuckling a bit more than expected lol
>>62047818
>>62047747Fellow F1 enjoyer
>>62047687>>62047797Jesus, those lawn mowers are deadly.
>F-16 shot down>F-35 shot down>E-3 AWACS destroyed>Stratotankers destroyed>THAAD destroyed>MQ-9 Reaper destroyed>Patriot destroyed>Arrow-3 destroyed>nuclear aircraft carrier crippled and chased away>full control over hormussy and charging tolls>14+ US bases forced to evacuate>EU/US fully withdrawn from Iraq>finally stumped the TrumpI. FUCKING. KNEEL.
>>62047793sugar, wheat and corn should be good moversall require the fertilisers that are short/expensive with sugar and corn able to make biofuels.... think the US is pushing for E10/E15 so should be bullish for these....
The 10 day deadline expires next Monday. You all posting on nothing happens for 1 week.
>>62047839dam you put it like that it sounds really bad like we're losing
>>62047839Can't wait for the iranian scum regime to be blown off the planet and middle east can grow into a peaceful powerhouse.
>>62047849>middle east>peaceful
I would guess we open green unless some extremely retarded fuckery is about to happen
you f1 fags sure are easily amused
>>62047839I would pay really good money to watch this retarded mong play chess against the average 12 year old. Or poker.
>>62047862my nigger what possible reason do we have to open green? houthis entered the war, strait still closed, even more soldiers directed to the middle east, military hardware getting heemedhold your cash for now
>>62047839But he said we're winning?This is who you handed your 401K over, btw.I you still have even one cent left in there, I have bad news for you.
bibi is kinda pushing it. he is playing with fire here. jews dont have the best reputation to begin with.
Any news this weekend? Anything even remotely bullish?
my wife leaked breast milk all over me
>>62047875Intel wasn't bombarded despite Iran's threaths.
>>62047864have you watched f1? if you have you know you need to find entertainment and amusement somewhere else
>>62047869standard monday-wednsday green bias chop to get shorts to cover before thursday. huge negative gamma below 6450 & JPM collar rolls tuesday so i think that playbook might atually be reversed this week
>>62047864>t. chalk eating NASCAR enjoyer
things do no seem to be going very well.how long until the anime basket website is shut down for good?
>>62047864It's been fake racing for years, especially this season, so they have to find somethingmeanwhile>futures
>>62047843color me shocked when it's extended again
>>62047679>>62047713>market about to open>Where?!Where? Is OP a filthy liar?
>>62047887Iran wouldn't dare target OUR infrastructure would they?
think taking kharg will be a major deal. iran has to show china that it's a reliable partner, but i imagine they also want the bombs to stop dropping on their head. with what they've done so far, they've demonstrated their willingness to resist american pressure and take pain for their strategy, but realistically they are probably looking for an offramp. threatening kharg allows this, it would deal a crippling blow to iran's economy and is not something the regime could endure. with a coup-de-grace threatened, i believe iran will finally do the right thing and make a deal, and i think they'll do it before we actually land troops on the island. they have done enough at this point to satisfy their chinese partners, but they will not commit suicide for them. i believe a deal is in the works and when it's ready, a symbolic approach will be made but a deal will be reached before anyone lands.definitely some hopium baked in to that, but it makes a lot of sense to me as well. what do you babes think?
>>62047917>iran has to show china that it's a reliable partner,that ship sailed a thousand years ago retard lmao
its time to bring out the n-word. the one with the hard k
>>62047923Nikkei?
>>62047917Iran isn't going to make a deal over Kharg, because they know the US can't hold Kharg. Its a patch of dirt in the water with no natural defenses and every existing structure that could have been used to defend it already bombed out. Any ground troops there would be sitting ducks for drone and missile strikes.We'll see boots on the ground in the form of lightning strikes and raids, in-and-out special ops. Any sort of occupation isn't feasible, and both sides know this.
>>62047920posture is one thing but what matters is the test. ostensibly the united states has many allies, but they did not show up for this. iran has a lot to gain by switching loyalties, would lose less if they rolled over. their dependence on china is obvious but their loyalty is not guaranteed. states act in their best interest, and china wants to be clear on what iran's true interests are.
>>62047917you're a retard.no one is taking khargthere is no point in taking kharg, as you would have realized if you engaged 10 braincells before posting, because america will not shut off the oil.
Oh, the orange demented retard WILL try to take Kharg, whether or not you cope by trying to desperately rationalize it.
>>62047928i think they will. the us has little to lose from a total shutdown, we have all the oil and refining capacity we need and then some. i think they're willing to do a lot to get them to surrender their uranium, i think we're probably willing to escalate a lot. they will take kharg if it comes down to it, they'll do spec ops raids too. if those all fail, they'll drop heavy ordnance on them. if we didn't think this was urgent, we wouldn't be there.
kharg -> callaisabu musa, lesser tunb and greater tunb -> normandy
>>62047869>what possible reason do we have to open green?None, but to be fair, this same question could have been asked literally any day of the past 7 years and the answer was also "none" and yet the S&P did a 5000x in that time frame
>>62047937>i think they will. the us has little to lose from a total shutdown, we have all the oil and refining capacity we need and then someAnon I want to be serious.I am not engaging in hyperbole or shitflinging when I say that you are actually the dumbest retard I have ever encountered on this website.This is, in fact, the most retarded post I have ever seen on 4chan.How you can even type or form sentences when you IQ is this low, I do not know.
/smg/ is overwhelmingly bearish but there are a lot more bulls here than I expected
>>62047928Trump is a literal mental retard though, blackmailed by Israel, and surrounded by Israel plants.
>>62047942it's gonna go up, and i should probably spend the day generating anime girls laughing cruelly, but i don't wanna get too ahead of myself, there will be plenty of time for that.
>>62047928I’m shocked more people don’t seem to realize this. There is absolutely no reason to launch an invasion of Kharg and risk the colossal humiliation of having it turn into a meat grinder. If America wanted to, they could easily stop ship traffic to the island and deal exactly as much economic damage to Iran as landing troops, without any of the risk. But they haven’t/probably won’t because it would fuck the oil markets/the world economy into oblivion.
smg is officially much faster than pmg again
We bottom next week
>>62047949babe, we literally sent ships halfway around the world filled with marines to do just that. they aren't there just to sightsee.
>>62047954this
>>62047942My guess is Trump is going to post bullish (fake) news and it will pump this time because everyone spent the weekending worry they might get sidlines. Trump was smart to start posting less about the war, easier to be bullish if you dont keep seeing his flailing and confused old man tweets.
>>62047961the "geopolitical event" happened a month ago and we've been dumping ever since
>be USA>most powerful military in the world>most profitable companies in the world>most of the world consists of your vassal states and orbiters>own the world's reserve currency>a literal INFINITE MONEY CHEAT CODE>can print money and build amazing infrastructure>schools. hospitals, top tier roads and rail networks>anything your citizens need they can have>instead decide to elect a genuine, unironic retard who insults and humiliates your vassa...allies, corrupts your democracy and starts a terrible war that's turning into a quagmire of epic proportions worse than Iraq and Afghanistan combined times ten>meanwhile your infrastructure is going to shit and citizens have to crowdfund their cancer treatmentWhat the fuck is wrong with Americans?
>>62047969Europe is not america's vassal
>>62047942The market got over the world shutting down for the coof pretty quickly, it'll get over the strait's closure soon enough.Just remember: even though the suffering and evil is real, everything is fake and gay.
I don't know much about this war, but all I see is people taking the opportunity to seethe at Trump and gleefully predict that the United States is going to come to an end because of this, leading me to believe there is, in fact, nothing wrong. Seething about Trump is the hobby of people without any actual problems in life. I'm guessing the US and its stock market will be completely fine.
>>62047969They had to dab on them libtards epic style, what do you not understand
>>62047928>>62047943Kharg is a red herring imo, the only reason to take it is to shut off Iranian energy exports, but they can already do that just by bombing it to shit.
>>62047973Peace in our time!
>>62047975Based and rationality pilled.I'm slurping now that its 10% down, if it drops another 10% I slurp more, yet another 10% that's a slurp. A 50% drop? You bet your candyass I'm slurping smigga.SLURP EVERY DIPIT IS ALL TEMPORARYAS ALL THINGS AREHAPPINESSDISPAIR IT ALL ENDS ONE WAY OR T'OTHER
>/ptg/ againopen the fucking futures so they shut up already
>>62047982I am considering it tomorrow. Or whenever boots actually land. Got 20k ready to slurp. The 10y yield is creeping up which is usually when Trump TACOs out. At least my portfolio balance will return to what it was a month ago…
>>62047982>trump promised me he wouldn't start expensive foreign wars>he did start an expensive foreign war>he has lost my supportSimple as fella. If my gf promises she won't suck other guys cocks, and then she does, I'll part ways with her too.Your problem is you're a cuck without self respect.
>>62047840every press release out of this admin reads like a fucking Nork propaganda or some low-effort parody propaganda from Helldivers. why do they word everything like this? >>62047872this needs to be updated with the latest pedo quip >i do, but you're so sexy
Imagine wanting to buy Michael Saylor‘s debt lmao
>>62047993bro you don't understand the capital structure it's fine(there's an anon that actually believes this)
>>62047987CopeSeetheYou lost trannie
shipping boomer update on hormuzzy https://youtu.be/qarj88_tsAg
I hate slurpers
>Under exposed to Middle East >Meanwhile ExxonMobil Lng trains are exploding in Qatar
People told me consequences were never going to be the same if the strait was closed for 2+ weeksWell it's been a goddamn month now where the FUCK is my oil shock???
>>620480082 MORE WEEKSTHEN 2 WEEKS AFTER THOSE 2 WEEKS
>>62048008Herecan't you see it?
>>62048007Sell XOM buy CVX??
>>62048005Dip buyer zoomer slurpers WILL get the rope. And it will be biblical this time.
>>62048003>code brown (poop emoji) on ships going to IndiaI did not realize Sal was so based>>62048012what is this an oil crisis for ants
>>62047949babe, i wish this wasn't happening too. there's always a better way and it's a sad thing our diplomats couldn't find it. but as it is this has started, and it's best it ends on our terms and securing our objectives. i guess how you feel about it isn't too important, but i think how we feel about each other is, and i hate when disagreements come between us. if there's something you want to convince me of, i'd be delighted to listen, and if you're worried or upset i will try to ease that. what i see you doing though is just being a rageaholic, using current events to justify your anti-semitism. i don't think you really understand the geopolitics and strategy of this so much as you just hate that israel might benefit and the chud movement might become less popular.
Any interesting twitter accounts? It's so hard to find small accounts of people just investing and sharing their ideas. Either filth just trying to rope people into their paid groups, academics with 0 skin in the game opining, 1-min chart daytraders, people focusing on one sector exclusively no matter what, or just outright retarded third worlders.
>>62048013I own both but I will continue to dunk on XOM over the Hess merger fuckery they put me though kek
>>62047762I longed oil on margin while keeping the rest of my positions. The gains I have from oil mitigate less than 5% of my losses
maybe this oil crisis will make america walkable like europe
>>62048008>where's the shock frantic measures are being taken globally to blunt the impact of the disruption to their respective countries. you won't see it get REALLY bad for a while yet. what's happening right now is sowing the seeds of long-term disruptions.>prices are still okay tho stuff ordered before the disruption have made it onshore to various countries and circulating through their logistical networks, or are close to it. once they run out, though, you're gonna see some real shit.
>>62048021you could follow me, but unfortunately i don't post on x. so you will just have to read everything here in hopes of finding my pearls of wisdom
>>62048029walking is for fags get an F350
>>62048030or maybe, you know. there will be no collapse
>>62048029Siena is such a pretty city.That being said, Naples is an absolute shithole and southern italy is more disgusting than the majority of urban Africa.The good news is that Vesuvius has had dozens and dozens of earthquakes and they are only speeding up, and it will soon do the lords work and Finish The Job (TM).
>>62048036>it's nothingubrger unless it's a full collapse anon.... social media has rotted your brain
>>62048042>>it's nothingubrger unless it's a full collapsethis but unironicallyI count 2008 as a collapse of the world's financial system so any less than that is a nothingburger (like '22)
>>62048029So what's the message here? If there wasn't for those pesky highways, we would have romantic Italian cities in the middle of Texas? It's funny that walkfags never use Kowloon walled city as an example for there meme idea.
>>62048012Nigga get that limp dick shit outta here I wanna see gooks go full mad max blow flow on the streets people all over the world protesting dead American soldiers by the dozens SPY down 30%+ i need a dump at least as big as the one during winning & liberation shenanigans last year
>>62048044I guess you'll be delighted then.
>>62048044if that's the metric then how come "economic suicide by massive realignment of the global supply chain" doesn't qualify? whole swaths of american industries got fists of the north star'd in the past year and are walking corpses kept alive by subsidies. this is a collapse.
I need a big brappy taco for my wet trembling Hormussy
goyim status?
>>62047687Panicans DON'T even think about it
>>62048029This>>62048047Kowloon is full of apartments, Siena is full of houses. I think we need town houses everywhere and condos. This way people can walk places but also own their own property.
What's everyone dumping oil for? Isn't gold supposed to go up?
Will any of this macro news be good?
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR THE 4K COMBAT FOOTAGE OF ZOGBOTS GETTING GLASSEDMORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODSMORE CONTENT FOR THE CONSOOOMERSMOREMORE I SAYMORE
>>62048029walkable cities only work if there are no niggers and the climate is nice, also you still need a car>t. lived in one
>>62048069Uh sweetie, if you read bant cmmg you would be up to speed
>>62048070Hopefully not, crab week into a ceasefire would suck
>>62048070Jerom will announce Capitalism is kill.
>>62048072REMEMBER TO FINISH THE FIGHT MARINE GO GO GO
>>62048072theyre gonna be careful with the drone footage. ukraine is not a real country and doesnt have a functioning government which is why they release so much gore from the military agencies who don't answer to anyone. in absence of government you get gangs and military units that take over.
>>62048070Day 30 of the 1 day operation.
>>62048088KILL ALL THE ALIENS
>>62048070every one of those will be terrible.... then you have jpow talking too lmao
>>62048070jpow is gonna poomp et
>>62047949and just food for thought babe. if everything you believe makes you unhappy, wouldn't you be glad to have your mind changed? if i were in your state i'd be searching hard for a new narrative. i love you darling.
>>62048111>if everything you believe makes you unhappy, wouldn't you be glad to have your mind changedI don't think anyone has ever summed up so well the core troon mindset.
>>62048070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL-kcDm6uzs
>>62048098They have an extremely advanced military with futuristic weapons and armor. It must be hard holding a bridge against such well equipped troops when you're an american who makes do with primitive equipment etc.We are totally halo, long Lockheed Martin.
>>62048117>>62048111kek, it really is endemic to jews to push that agenda, huh?
>>62048122the iranians have alot of faith but their magic is weak against the pure will of the american soldier to defend israel
>>62048070I remember waiting for non farm payrolls in 2008 and they came out and said. Zero. Zero jobs. I kid you not.
>>62047888The first guy that responded with the fire extinguisher pisses me off so much. Useless pussy retard. I hope his boss smashed a brick over his head for that.
>>62048123im not talking about the iran thing.babe schizo is obviously a troon.the first and most essential quality ingredient when baking a tranny is a militant all out attack on the reality principle.if we want to circle back to the war though, this is why plan trusters and will mumus will also troon out
>>62048141I'm not talking about the war as well, babe schizo is literally a jew. Get your lore right
>>62047687AWACS is back in service.
>>62048029Me on my 20 mile walk to work.
>>62048147i dont follow ecelebs all i know is that if someone makes an argument along the lines of>i should believe the things that makes me the most happythen they are a future trannyindecently, (and I am sure this will make you unhapy), this is also true of anti-semitesthis is why so many chuds troon>i, a 27 year old man, mop floors in a Sherwin Williams in a suburban ohio cornfield town because... THE JEWS!is a short road to>actually i don't need to be successful I just need to be a pretty girl :)
>>62047993Another snake oil salesman strikes again. >2026 still can’t use bitcoin to buy a chocolate bar from the liquor store
Violent explosions deep up her narrow Hormussy
>needing to inhale the smells coming from a hot woman's ass buy (female) natural gas
>>62048165you can get live updates on my body on /cbt/ you know, you don't have to make things up >>>/fit/77161610
Please keep the redditspacing to a minimum thank you for your attention to this matter
>>620480701. No end in sight2. Shit's fucked3. Shit's fucked4. Shit's fucked5. Shit's fucked6. Shit's fucked7. After fixing the numbers we found private sector growth of 5000 jobs in March, revised down to a loss of 100,000 jobs a month later
>>62048088Yeah, let's not talk about the Kharg island mission, shall we
>>62048175being obsessed with appearance is also a tranny habbit thoughbeit lad
Hormussy still closed
>>62048185imagine the smells coming out of her ass
>>62048069>>62048082Is >>>/bant/24167094 true?
>>62048070All the news will be bad, market is at the stage where we're just hoping its not as bad as expected.
>>62048183Isn't /fit/ where people go to transition?
>FUTES OPEN IN 4 AND A HALF HOURS AHHHHHHH
>>62048188I think it was revealed that Turkey's central bank dumped a bunch of gold at once
>>62048188It was revealed to me in a dream that many countries are dumping gold for something else. Probably dollars because they're America lovers.
>>62048191no, that's /ptg/ and /xivg/
Crazy how people say Monday will be green. Yes, there are dead cat bounces but the bad news outweighs that by a lot. Might finally get a -3% day Monday.>>62047990Good analogy I don't think I would have got you without hearing about your gf sucking cock.
>>62048122God that level design was ass
>>62048201>/ptg/Interesting. I always saw them as the prostitute murdering truck driver types. So is /fit/ just for the gays then?They sure do love looking at each others bodies.
>>62048213Double bridge is fine, what fucking killed the game was the library and those fucking Flood absolutely UNFUN to fight, on top of being in boring same-ass infinite rooms.How Halo blew up in popularity is beyond me. Only the first 1/3rd of the game is good.
https://finbold.com/why-nvidia-nvda-stock-could-be-offering-a-generational-buying-opportunity/This negro is shilling nvda after all the millionaires and Jews sold Down we go
>>62048185very haram, please delete
>>62048217Just by being the first shooter to be really playable on a console. It was designed for a controller rather than kb+mouse. The level design is part of it. Doing a lot of long corridors and paths where you fight in a single direction is better for controller play than the arena style maps in PC shooters where you have to quickly aim in all directions. Not to say there aren't any arena areas in Halo, but they're also choreographed with the same directionality style fighting.
>>62048054CENX
>>62048192
>>62047982Do you actually own any fucking stocks mf. If you have all this cash on hand
Should I even keep putting money in stocks? It just keeps going down and down and down every day.Even ETFs are not save at this point
>>62048245>>62048217I fucken hate how they never changed with the modern FPS. No Aim Down Sights really pisses me off.
>>62048256Why the fuck would you now. The signal was two months ago, confirmed two weeks ago that it's going to shit for months.
the golems just bombed iranian power infra
The musical chairs game is coming to a hard stop lads, any of you actually sitting in a chair right now?
>>62048270For months?Should I pull out all my money then? I am already down like 10%.
>>62047679whats happening here
fucking kek Iran is based
Pssst, what's the April fools joke this year. You can tell me jannies
>>62048280I'm not your (female) broker. But yeah you should at least liquidate your most dangerous positions.
>>62048271link or it didnt happen
>>62048277I have an apartment downtown, all paid, although it will decline in value due to shit demographics. I will also get a nice suburban house from my parents with whom I am living right now, so even if my significant cash reserves are gonna get wiped out by inflation I pretty much only need to earn minimum wage from this point on as my living needs are covered and I dont have a family.I was really surprised when I realized this year that I've technically "made it" and am financially safe.t. eurofag
>>62048284complete post histories become visible
>>62048251
war in iran day 29 recap (yesterday)>thailand negotiates passage through strait of hormuz with iran>israel reports 9 idf soldiers moderately to severely wounded in clashes with hezbollah>houthis officially enter war on iran’s side>kuwait international airport hit by drones, radar system damaged>over two dozen us soldiers wounded in iranian attacks this week>15 hit at prince sultan air base, 5 seriously wounded>earlier attack wounded 14 more>iranian strikes damage refuelers and an awacs aircraft in saudi arabia>israel starts rationing high-end missile interceptors due to constant iranian barrages>israel airstrikes kill two lebanese journalists, reportedly targeted not collateral>us and israel continue strikes on tehran and western iran>iran keeps attacking israel and gulf countries>iranian missile hits emirates global aluminum facility in abu dhabi>pro-iran iraqi militias launch large rocket and drone attack on us base in baghdad airport>russia reportedly took satellite images of saudi air base before iranian strikes>iranian missiles hit bahrain aluminum smelter, injure workers>iran threatens to strike american universities in the middle east>drone strikes near former us bases in northeast syria>us and israel strike iraqi militants in iraq>pentagon preparing plans for weeks of ground ops in iran if escalation continues
>>62048251and you don't see where the other cat under the blanket's going
>>62048289and everyone gets a profile like facebook with the location of the ip adress
I'm hodling
>>62048277I boughted $15k worth of shinies in 2021. But it's more of an insurance against my own stupidity in case I blow up my accounts.
>4 days>week >2 weeks>"weeks"
>>62048289Good, finally my God tier stock picks will be seen. Ignore the pornography
>>62047747Just an alloywound
The exact warrants that were used to spy on him. What a turncoat on every level he's becoing
>>62048287https://x.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/2038315442012373433most of tehran and other major cities are without power
>>62048313>becomingit should be clear that he was installed for the exact purpose of bringing about WW3>>62048292>israel airstrikes kill two lebanese journalists, reportedly targeted not collateralthe IDF tweeted that the journalist was actually undercover hezbollah. some kind of psyop; they want everyone to hate them
>>62047979Nobody is arguing that taking Kharg is a good or rational decision, it's just the one thing they CAN do at the moment to give the public some kind of a win and buy some time to maybe figure out what the fuck to do next. Plus Trump isn't exactly Clausewitz and I'm sure "taking an island full of big beautiful oil" is just going to look like an easy win to him
>>62048221Njudea will remain successful in the long term, its a blue chip stock to be sure, but there is very likely going to be other stocks out there you can make better margins on. It'll definitely outdo gold in the long term i bet though.
>>62048332>the journalist was actually undercover hezbollahlmaothey did the same in gaza
Trump is the biggest orangest gorilla nigger. I hope he drills tech into the ground so I can buy a new car.
What new hobbies are you picking up to kill time waiting out the 2026-27 bear market?
Portfolio is dropping faster than I have cash to slurp it back up to previous levels with… pain
>>62047749NOOOOO THE HECKIN AIRPLANERINO LOST ITS FRIGGEN UFO THINGERINO
>>62048353Thinkin of getting the red desert game. It has grapple mechanics and is suppose to be a cross of oblivion, grand theft auto, and dragons dogma I'm hearin. Any other investors that can speak on this?
>>62048353shorting every rally
>>62048356>Damaged U.S. Jet’s Nearest Replacement Will Cost More Than $700 Millionalmost a billy gone like thata plane that is going to take years to replaceBut I'm sure this was all according to MAGA's 4D chess
Talks being held between US and Iran in coming days. Not surprising they got the announcement out a few hours before futures open.
>>62048348He's the dumbest president in US history
>>62048358Got about 20 hours into it. They definitely took a lot of cues from Red Dead 2 and Breath of the Wild as well. Lot of fun to explore everywhere.
SHOULD I STILL INVEST IN MY ETFIS "TIME IN THE MARKET IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN TIMING THE MARKET" REAL OR BOOMER PROPAGANDAIT FEELS LIKE A MONEY SINKIN ACTIVE WARTIME MY DEFENSE (!!!) ETF WENT DOWN 12% IN LIKE 10 DAYSTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
>>62048362ufos dont cost 700 million retard
>>62048363didn't they talk last week?are these for real or in Trump's head again?
>The Ministry of Energy announced: A few minutes ago, following attacks on electricity industry facilities in Tehran province and part of Tehran city and Alborz province. Power went out in East Tehran, Narmak, Piroozi, Tehranpars, Sohrevardi, and part of West Tehran.Sell everything
>>62048363Are these talks in the room with us right now?
>>62048369that one does
>Pakistani Foreign Minister Ishaq Dar says the capital Islamabad will host talks between the US and Iran "in a few days."wut do
>>62048371>>62048373Announced by Pakistan. Don't get emotional because of personal bias. You're never gmi it if you do.
>>62048377does Iran know about that?
>>62048380Pakistan =/= Iran
>>62048380Pakis have been passing notes for weeks. Iran will never negotiate with the US, only with an international delegation.Anything else is pure delusion.
>>62048372they're begging for Iran to hit gulf desanilation plants lmao
>>62048374Rona is back on the menu, lads.https://x.com/iAnonPatriot/status/2038284736641052892
Kalshi is now a news source?
>complete darkness in tehranwill this be discussed in the peace talks?
>>62048380Would be a REAL shame if an accident were to happen to the Iranian officials during the negotiations.
>>62048388"international delegation" = US + their europoor puppetsThe negotiations have to involve China or any major revisionist power
>>62048391The polymarket twitter account is also posting newsI'm happy that literal casinos are now worthy news sources
>>62048396That's what I meant by international.
cash
>>62048393yes (the peace talks in Trump's head)
>27 pbtidGo outside nigger
>>62047949vindicatedanyways lights out in iran, but it didn't effect crypto prices so i dunno why everyone is worried. sad it came to this but hopefully that's enough to get them to make a deal.
>>62048389we still have to for irans response, but if they start bombing each others energy infra and maybe even desalination plants it's gonna be a black monday
>>62048398just saying that "international" isn't good enough, muh international community (american empire) and all of thatno peace negotiations will happen soon anyways
>>62048406
Is it true trump is trying to push Obama's Iranian nuclear deal he tore up in 2018
>>62048377>islam a badlmao
>>62048413NoIsrael (Trump's boss) was extremely unhappy with the JCPOAThat's the reason Trump got elected in the first place
>>62048413Art of the deal!
>>62047839that's an embarrassingly short list my guy
>>62048364Biden was a drooling, pants-shitting retard who was sockpuppeted by establishment DNC rats and his bitch of a wife. Stop shilling and get a real job you retard.
>>62048417They will starve anyway. Glyphosate is not the only angle we are throwing at them.
>>62048417what's embarrassing is that "the world's most powerful state" is getting completely destroyed by fundamentalist mountain dwelling towelheads
>>62048420>Angry eglin noisesYou voted for this kek
>>62048420You lost tranny.
>>62048420seething migger lmao
The Biden years were so good, supporting Ukraine, fixing the messes trump caused, passing real legislation, Israel a literal afterthoughtThose were the days, a yup A literal golden age
somebody say ridin with biden?
>>62048423you're like some retarded kid who has had his head caved in and is on life support about to die proclaiming victory
>>62048433>>62048436I miss him so much bros
>>62048413No, he exited from the deal prematurely in 2018, but the deal naturally expired in 2025 regardless with nothing to replace it, thus Iran's free to develop nuclear arsenal, which Israel doesn't want to see unfold. That's at least how I understand it.It seem more like the "weapons of mass destrution" other than anything with Israel just itching for a reason to try to put down Iran.
>>62048437>is on life support about to die proclaiming victorybut enough about Trump's America
>>62048439Israel doesn't need a reason to be openly genocidal maniacs
>Experts say if the war doesn't end by mid April there's a 100% chance of a economic crash>Trump extended deadline to 6th of April>Troops aboard USS Boxer won't arrive in the Middle East from California until late April>Ukraine destroying Russian oil industry>Houthis entered the war and can close the Red Sea strait>Iran has changed tactic from massive missile waves largely focused on Israel to targeted attacks on infrastructure in the region destroying 30%-40% of energy infrastructure in the Gulf>Iran still successfully attacking infrastructure having damaged an aluminium smelter in Bahrain after the Israel attacked an Iranian steel plant
>>62048441aha yes as Iran's leaders get methodically eliminated, their weapons systematically destroyed and every valuable or useful asset they have bombed into nothingness it is america on life support right I'm glad the off meds schizo population is alive and well
Can all the HRT-addled trannies astroturfing this thread please fuck off, speed up the timelime and just rope yourselves now so i don't have to scroll past your low iq, low info, deranged takes on your betters? and i say that as a critic of trump and a hater of lsraeI. Trumps far from perfect but at least he's not a complete traitor who wants to pillage his country like the DNC rats did, and still do.You're retarded, cancerous subhumans who should be banned from every website but reddit, i want stock advice and speculation on current events, not brain-dead trannies screeching about orange man being bad.
Why does no one care that the national debt crossed 40 trillion, do the Republicans need to lose the midterms to start caring again
>>62048353There's always a bullish sector. Oil majors at this exact moment, for example. You don't have to go away.
Best way to short the Iranian Rial?
>>62048448They sound more like third worlders to me
>>62048445americans saw that list and voted for it by the tens of millions
>>62048366How the fuck did he not get a hair transplant at this point?
>>62048449republicans were never the party of fiscal responsability
>>62048453you're two months late with your big idea dumbass
>62048448saar i hate the jews saar
>>62048439im quite certain, that if nothing else, the 'deal' was never a factor in Irans nuclear ambitions to begin with, and they were seeking out the ability to manufacture nukes without pause, from long before that deal was signed, until the US bombed them the other month.
How can a screeching kike rat in tel Aviv call anyone a tranny when two million tranny loving Russians live in israel, trannies taking selfies in mar a lago's women's bathroom, Caitlyn Jenner taking pictures with zion don and senpai in mar a lago's outside dining area and the trio of trannies that turn up at cpac
UNREAL: Trump's insider just got fully liquidated.100% win rate. $140 million made in one month. $200 million long on the entire market.Gone. In one trade.The market doesn't care who you know. It doesn't care about your insider tips.Karma has no political affiliation
>>62048448>>62048446Chuds seething kek. I'm sure people will be just thrilled with another never ending war in the middle east sucking up our economy with it.
>>62048456Gair transplants still require the hair growth chemicals thay fuck your hormones all up. Might as well be a tranny if you're so vain
>>62048468it's called projection anonMAGAts are experts at that
>>62048449Nominal debt figures aren't important and obsessing over them is a classic sign of being a dumbdumb not worth talking to. Everyone already knows the US debt is insane and that it'll push bond yields up and have all sorts of effects and that its due to unsustainable government programs and an increasing retiree population. Nobody is going to fix anything. Its a talking point that keeps coming up over and over with the same shit being discussed over and over.
My, my, the Americans are touchy.
saar praise vishnu remember the democrats saar>>62048468Y!M!C!A!
You do know it's jews and their orgs that push the tranny shit and zion don is considered the first jewish president
>>62048472never-ending wars are by design and intent, they're not a thing if the US leadership involved actually wants to WIN it, instead of manage it, like with Iraq+Afghanistan. You're retarded, your takes are worthless, stop posting. I'd rather take financial advice from the crackhead panhandler at the traffic lights on my way to work.
>>62048472m8 we live in a different timeline we have Intel to attack whatever whenever we want we can end the ops tomorrow if desires the goal of this operation is to draw them out and force an agreement
>>62048477they're losing badly and they're lashing outI pity them
>>62048467So, asking for another deal is merely a smokescreen and an excuse to annihilate Iran? I guess I can see that being something Israel would be after, which is also EXACTLY would Iran should be rushing towards getting nuclear weapons.A bit of a catch 22 situation.
>>62048471It would be pretty funny if baron had to explain to his dad how he lost 140 mil on his "sure thing." Icahn was right
You do know jeets and jews are an alliance, rightTexas is proof
Apparently someone opened a $17m oil short. You can be sure another TACO is incoming tonight
Yep, I'm seeing a bullish formation in this graph.
GO GET THE MONEY OUT THE SAFESO WE CAN TURN THESE STREETS INTO A WAR ZONE
Where can I short maga?
>>62048482its communists and marxists festering inside the universities of the west that push that shit and brainwash everyone. Jews are always involved at some level for sure, but they're good at brainwashing others to do the exact same shit too.
>>62048484True yeah 2 more weeks trust the plan! This has worked just wonders for Russia's economy kek with their 3 day special Ukraine operation>>62048486We can end it any time we want, which is why we've won the war ten times now.Magats are idiots fucking lel
Countdown till another trump truth announces world prace
>>62048453they had 50% annual inflation prior to this special operation. I dont even know or understand how iran works as a country with these numbers. how do people buy/pay basic stuff like food or rent. no way people accept their own useless currency as some kind of payment. do they trade like in the middle ages like 1 pig or 5 chicken vs 1 month worth of rent. not even joking
>>62048507>world praceI don't like the sound of that.
>>62048492Or you know someone's about to lose 17 mil.
ALL MY NIGGAS GETTING RICHER
>>62048500>>62048500>>62048500>>62048500
>>62048501it's war you chimp they're going to make ridiculous claims to demoralize the opponent as they're methodically destroyed. claiming victory then dropping on bomb on critical infrastructure that's the art of war
>>62048497Yes I'm familiar with russian globohomo infiltration and a majority of bolsheviks being jewish
>>62048507Including more peace prizes for Trump!
>>62048516>That's the art of warYeah I really liked the part where sun tzu said you should lie to your domestic economy to prop up bond markets and insider trade better
>>62048256I pulled all my money out of everything but energy and went 100% long energy after I saw Iran was able to destroy America's radar systems, sustain drone and missile fire, close the strait, and there was no sign of regime collapse. That was about a week in.I'd say now either go long energy equities as a defensive play or go in cash and start buying dips once we pass 10% from ath
>>62048391No, they've posted tons of false shit in the past. I have both them and polymarket blocked because they've also posted tons of false shit. Must be really desperate for that elon paycheck.
Can't wait to buy the taco dip tomorrow
>>62048616Minors should get to pumped tomorrow
>>62048571It's already past 10% from ATH. I think 11% now.
so you guys know we’re gonna dump a bit more, then pump until aths in may and then bottom around late summer and then pump until march right?
>>62048471200 million is nothing to the big players. they can manipulate the market harder
