market no longer believes tweets edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smg thread>>62049096
> futures
>>62049707that's a big bear
>Futures
>Desalination plant in Kuwait was attackedwater futures?
If there's not a single bull ITT we might have hit the bottom
Me wiseman, me speak um.The sacred night sky is red.The great futures spirits cry blood.It is over.But it is only just beginning. HAYAWOAH HAYAWOAH HAYAWOAH
>>62049715>Hit the bottom>Not even down 10%
>Nasdaq futures already down .75%Might be a circuit breaker day
>>62049712Plz be real.
>Already, parts of the world’s biggest LNG plant have sustained missile damage which owner QatarEnergy warned will take up to five years to repair.LNG market is way tighter than oil market because you can only transport natural gas after you liquify it, which requires huge installations, and those seem to be pretty rare in the world
>>62049712>>Desalination plant in Kuwait was attacked>water futures?all dried up I'm afraid>>62049715>If there's not a single bull ITT we might have hit the bottomMOOO
>>62049725https://xcancel.com/Faytuks/status/2038399152531361908
Apparent winner?
>>62049727Fug
>>62049712why are they doing this? just hit yanbu or the pipeline already. they're just going to make everyone irreperably despise them
>futures
>>62049732>Fugoh let me clarifyI think the market is dropping morebut it will recover so I guess that's long term bullishI don't know any moreshort term bearish.
>>62049733Their leverage is the threat of doing that, if they actually do it then they have no leverage
>>62049733water goes before air
trump pump tweet aint comin guys, I dont think it's coming monday either.it's over, for real this time.
>>62049746Trust the plan, his only real friend is Dow Jones
>>62049719we smokin peace pipe
>>62049746trump dump* tweet
>futuresHOLY SHIT WERE SO BACK!
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-pays-attention-to-the-stock-market-wall-street-eyes-signs-of-taco-amid-iran-war-140048438.htmlit's grim.
>futies
>>62049753>straits of hormuz opened>thank you for your attention to this matterKEK WHAT!!!
>>62049742fair
>>62049748Mr. Jones has a LOT to explain for right now.>>62049751that's what firms are in utter fear about.
>>62049748
>>62049761stop it trump sama, I can't take it any moreit IS too much winning
>>62049763that's what hedge funds and short sellers* are in utter fear about.whenever he says the war will be over oil gets short sold heavily by the hedgies, who for some reason ignore that the oil crisis wont fix itself in even 1 year
>>62049715I'm a bull for mid to late May if it counts
>>62049772>wont fix itself in even 1 yearwell, if it's any concession. at this rate if this continues well into the summer, we're looking at 2+ years to recover.
More details on the recently deceased OnlyFans CEO
I'm a doomer bear but I do truly believe the war will be over by july. force open the strait, give iran 1-2 concessions about sanctions or nuclear enrichment, and force israel to behave and we'll all be home by christmas.
>>62049726Additional supply about to come online in TX at Corpus Christi and another terminal being built in Brownsville. Which is why LNG's stock in particular has mooned. There is also a facility in Freeport. Their primary competition are the export terminals in Qatar that got damaged and will take years to repair. Biggest customers are Japan/South Korea.
Gee, it's still going down.
The boomers next door have some beaners on contract or whatever so they always pull up to the same house like clockwork.They’ll shave the grass to the nub even when they shouldn’t just to seem busy. Then they’ll have a guy air blower the clippings off the lawn and onto the road so they can charge for even more make-work and more soil nutrient destruction.Their lawn is the only one on the street that looks like it’s halfway to becoming a desert while everyone else’s looks like a lush green forest.
>>62049783christmas? in jew controlled 2026?
iran should really target AI and bubbly tech companies
>>62049786this isn't twitter or call of duty
>>62049798We’ve had 33% inflation since 2019?
>>62049801And?
>>62049798>gallons 4:16
>>62049803More like 100%
>>62049786>I put 10 grand in LNG last Thursday. Holy shit, I’m just hearing about this! Based!
>>62049780iceberg slim has another passenger in his cadillachttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Us1-gzL9pQ
>>6204980327.8%, going by government statistics at least.
>>62049796And Hitler should've just taken stalingrad instead of sieging it
>>62049770>>62049761>>62049753okay nvmI liedmarket is flat
There will be no bottom until the Battle of Kharg Island™ is up on Wikipedia. If US wins it, market bottoms, if it’s a total loss, we go to SPX 5000
>>62049822why?
>The Trump administration is planning to let a Russian oil tanker dock in Cuba, alleviating an energy crisis triggered when the US prohibited deliveries to the Communist regime.>The shipment of crude is expected to be allowed to arrive in coming days, according to two people familiar with the matter, who asked not to be identified without permission to speak publicly.>The Anatoly Kolodkin is carrying around 730,000 barrels of crude. Cuban officials have taken some steps to work with the US in recent days, including allowing fuel for the US Embassy to arrive on the island after earlier saying publicly that they would prevent it because of the broader US near-total blockade, according to the people.All this while Russia gives intel to Iran on American bases that are being destroyed, what does Russia have on Trump?
>>62049818Why didn't Paulus simply close the Volga? baka
>>62049827>why?I thought we were doing the fake pump or fake crash thing
>>62049829Ya the Monroe doctrine has been cancelled for isreal.Its also likley Putin offered to stop sharing Intel in exchange for this
>>62049816Imagine believing the bureau of “whoops we overcounted by half a million jobs three times in a row. teehee” labor statistics.
>>62049838So it's true.The market is destroyed on Friday.
>>62049837>Its also likley Putin offered to stop sharing Intel in exchange for thisAnd trump believes him.
>Mr. President, start pumping!!!!!!!
>>62049837>in exchange for thislmao cope
>>62049847What do you think trump traded Cuba for?Did Putin get to save the Cuban government for free?
>>62049719ook ook who could be behind this post
>>62049839That's a common thing because gathering the data by a survey is retarded and inaccurate
>>62049851traded? he didn't stop that ship because he couldn't which is why jew media posted everything about cuba and nothing about preventing russian access to it how it did to hormuz. you americans got mkultraed to memory spans below those of goldfish.
can normie goy programmers bot trade the stock market without an incredible hassle?
200 soon
is trump fucking serious? is this a fucking joke? can someone please tell me this is fake or something?
>Nikkei down 4% alreadyLOL
>>62049857They were hijacking Russian ships to blockade Venuzuala and for the ongoing cuban blockade no problem so what changed now ? Did Zion Don send every asset to the middle east ?
>>62049851also using buzzwords like "save" or treating governments like characters or trying to find "narratives" immediately outs npcs. there are limits on resources, weapons and schedules, everything else is a psyop
>>62049845>No defence on kharg islandJust.
>>62049780unlikely story, the guy only had one picture of himself, obviously he didn't even exist and the whole empire was a front for the kremlin
There are no goddamned limits.
>>62049860>top priority is securing iranian oil???? what? does he think its like, we just magically control the ports or something...?>potential occupation of Khark Island>Khark Island>Kharkhe actually wants marines to go into a fish-in-a-barrel situation to the Kharg Meatgrinder. he wants to do it, I really hope he's just bluffing and lying. This economy is done and entry-level jobs at minimum will be wiped out.
>>62049860>>62049865oh boy
>KOSPI already down 5% and hit the circuit breakerLOL, any EWY baggies?
>>62049867The world is a stage faggot and instutions can be saved or killed
>>62049860Trump has been talking about Kharg Island since the 80s, along with thing like tariffs. There are things he genuinely does care about and it fits very much into his worldview that basically operates on 19th century European imperialism logic.
>>62049866>cuban missile crisis I am forgottenare all zoomies that stupid?
>>62049860trump has been refreshingly honest about venezuela oil, iraq oil, and now iran oil it seemsgood for himhonesty is really better. at least he's not lying about it
yo wtf was that? v shape recovery incoming? trump? bessent?
bussy woke up check wti computer
>>62049715you saying this makes you a bull
Corgi island asideOil dumped $2
>>62049876Surely it's some retarded misdirection? Nobody is this stupid.
>>62049879you have to be over eighteen to post here
>>62049883This.>Bush: "Saddam tried to kill my father.">Trump: "I'm taking their resources, what else would I be doing?"
>>62049878If you’re holding EWY after the nine gorillion warnings I have given, you deserve it
>>62049878>>KOSPI already down 5% and hit the circuit breaker>LOL, any EWY baggies?i was super bearish on it at the peaknow honestly... might be opportunity to buy the dipdon't wanna jynx it. but yeah maybe with stop lossmight be time to buy kinda sorta. as a small, speculative positionit's the responsible thing to do
>>62049845Are we still doubting this
>>62049891Can it be kept down until my etp opens please?
>>62049884>yo wtf was that? v shape recovery incoming? trump? bessent?yes, this is the waywe need to post about fake pumps for keks
markets are doing that anti-semetic thing again
It sucks SMG is the only active thread on this board that isn't the polkadot or xrp guys. And that this is the only good thread.
>>62049780didn’t Andrew Tate and his brother create my free cams?
>>62049865I'm honestly worried how this war will affect my favorite not-so-popular vtubers
>>62049860sounds like a bluff
>>62049902>$100kChild's play
>President Trump is weighing a military raid to extract nearly 1,000 pounds of enriched uranium from deep within Iran -U.S. officials to the WSJI WARNED YOU THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN
>>62049876>Did Putin get to save the Cuban government for free?This man is just playing risk
>>62049909why would they be effected?
>>62049907Crypto needs to a dedicated board. I'm sick of it honestly.
>>62049914But that's like six Billion Iranian Rialsnot a small bet for the new ayatoller
>>62049882Trump was dancing all over the cubans with a blockade last month tho and Russians couldn't do shit . Now the Iran fuckup has taken over all resources , torpeded the US strategic postion and trumps military agenda is put on ice to serve bibi's
>>62049916>get radiation poisoning and organ failure from having to dig out and carry radioactive fuel rods to the chopper>VA still denies your claims
Trump is gonna be remembered as the worst president of all time
>>62049916stuxnet delay was for nothing. insane. cia niggers really thought they'd have preserved lives
>>62049914maybe that's why he's fishing for a sucker to bet against him and has to start small, he just baited his line with the bluff of taking kharg island easily, you're watching the inner workings of market manipulation play out in real time by a greedy vain pompous gutter trash fat orange carny
>>62049907Personally I like /pmg/ as well but I’m a stacker
>>62049829Lol what are we supposed to do, form a big chain in the ocean and hope the ship stops? We didn't give them permission, they're just doing it and we don't have good enough relations to negotiate them out of getting their bag.
are you guys prepping? or buying a couple of canned goods at least? how serious do you think this will get? im thinking this could be the big one
>>62049932sad. because i can no longer say>ronald reagan was the first president of my lifetime
>>62049932definitely going to be up there with Reagen
>>62049932Just about
>>62049916>1,000 pounds of enriched uranium
>>62049942worst* god dammit
>>62049938>what are we supposed to do Same thing they did in Venezuela
>>62049941You won’t need to prep for a while bro. That said I do stack gold and I do have about three months of emergency food for my family and me. Guns just in case…
>>62049916The Great One said it's time
>>62049938The US seized a Russian oil tanker during the Venezuela blockade, chased them all the way to the Atlantic and then boarded the ship and sezied the vessel right in front of a nuclear armed Russian sub
>>62049941Low key thinking about it but probably won't do anything
>>62049922I don't know the details of their contracts but they are basically employees of a company. I'm just worried that the company would lay them off in these trying times.
bussy's shorts have collapsed..
i can’t wait for 2029 when mossad releases the tapes of Trump fucking minors and he gets arrested. With Jews you lose!
>>62049928>russians couldn't>>62049837>russian tanker arrives in cubayeah you're all cooked
>>62049932fdr and regan still might beat him but top 3 is guaranteed at this point.
>>62049941now this is a bottom signal
>>62049902I think there is someone trump forgot to ask.
>>62049956I was highlighting the change in the US's strategic position retard
>>62049949three months worth sounds solid
>>62049955>can’t wait for 2029 when mossad releases the tapes of Trump fucking minorsmight want to rephrase how excited you are for the kikes to post cp
>>62049957Nixon, Raegan, Trump (for modern era presidents).
>>62049947>>62049951>fall for your own propaganda>realize the usa can't do everything>dump at openthank you for your service
>>62049959but my happening..
,markets moved hard on this
>>62049957>FDR and Ronny Your not wrong but over 50% of Americans have one of them as their favourites
>>62049923Yeah i agree with you, at least in that I wouldnt mind it happening. Probably not enough interest at this piint for it to be it's own board though, seems like most of those miggers have moved to Twitter now. I honestly think most crypto threads on are now are just made so 5-8 trolls will come in and do 10 replies of trolling and then thread dead and sits in the water for 3 days before it finally disappears.>>62049937I used to go on pmg in 2022 lol. I've got my physical stack, I'm stacking 1s and 0s now to try and stop being poor while the system is still up.
>>62049965>damage control
Wow Japan is being raped again
>>62049976>1/2 of all people are below average intelligence.to be expected.
>>62049971Also propaganda that Sweden and France seized Russian oil tankers too?
>>62049980A punishment from God, I believe.
>>62049971It honestly did look like the US could do anything before Iran humbled them
Gonna try to babe on my local bar ho. >CLF
American public is NOT ready for the biggest losses since Korea.
QUADSANDTHEMARKET
What did I tell you? But of course you didn't listen
>>62049954>bussy's shorts have collapsed..nah there would've been a squeeze of epic proportions
>>62049975Equities market in America is retarded, or maybe they have to believe what Trump says because otherwise it's another 2008
>>62049982They did it, but what do you think happened after they seized the tanker?
just put some bacon in the ovenwhat did they have to get barron out of a crypto trade or something?
>>62049966It’s the sort of “investment” that hurts when you do it but brings infinite peace of mind when you have it.
>>62049713I'd watch it, and I hold it
>don't worry, AI is the future
>>62049988SORRY I MISCOUNTEDQUADSANDWE
>>62049858>can normie goy programmers bot trade the stock market without an incredible hassle?pls respond anons
its going down again
>>62049878I’m a EWY and KORU baggerino and I don’t care, my calls expire in half a year or more.
the real victims of this war are the poor SEA thirdies getting priced out on oil. They won't be able to power on their ACs anymore, just imagine them being all sweaty and scantily clothed inside from the heat...
>>62049982you mean the same oil tankers trump lifted sanctions on not three months ago? that chump change? come on zoomie connect the dots and then>fall for your own propagandago ahead type the rest
>>62049945Uranium is perfectly safe. Very long half life. You can hold it in your hand without issue.
>>62049992They let them go
>>62049986Raisin Cain is a scarry substitute for the staff they had running Korea Expect much worse
>>62050008just don't eat it
>>62050000ggs
So I’m down over $2k now this month, want to buy to make my chart green. What isn’t already too late to get in to? These are my boomer bags.
>>62049999why did they pump so much in the first place though
>>62050002My oil or fags stocks ?
>>62050015NTR
>>62050006>Three months agoThey lifted the sanctions on Russian about three weeks ago, Iran War has only been happening for 30 days
>>62050012Even if you ate it, heavy metal poisoning would kill you before radiation did.
>>62050009Yup. They intentionally try to make themselves sound like theyre pulling bug moves when in reality they're pulling traffic stops, getting scolded by the Russians, pump the propaganda articles to make it look like theyre doing something and then don't do it again.
>>62050001can you buy into some broker's orderbook api?
>>62050021This poor anon's money has been taken now you want him to get into NTR?
>>62050018SK Hynix and Samsung due to memory for AI
>>62050015I personally don’t see LNG being a bad bet but it is mooning currently. I’m curious as to if any anons have helium plays… is there any way to capitalize on that?
so how many of you retards are getting antsy
>>62050030easy come easy go
>>62050023do you read what you post? it wasn't dumb at all. you literally typed out some playbook to cash out on oil baggies
>>62050015>MSFT Kek baggie
>>62050028>can you buy into some broker's orderbook api?i figured people here might have experience, i guess i'll just ask ai
Uh ohStinky
fully expect the BoJ to come out in a couple weeks and admit they started intervening thursday
>>62050015buy evonik
>>62050034I'm still nearly fully cash aside from 20% in USO. I'm hoping we hit 125 and I'll take some profit while waiting for 150. That said I'm only so liquid because I got scared all pulled out after trump gave us the scam pump on monday lol. Then I bought uso.
>>62049973
My portfolio isn’t down if I don’t open up my broker app *points at nigger*
>>62050039Was free for signing up, not selling anything no matter how small.
>>62049859>tfw paid $33 for XOM
>>62050058Just disconnect from the internet and it will not get updated
TRUMP WONTRANNIES LOSTTRUMP WONYUROPOORS LOSTTRUMP WON DEMOCRATS LOSTTRUMP WONUKRAINE LOSTTRUMP WONVENEZUELA LOSTTRUMP WONIRAN LOSTTRUMP WONOILTARDS LOSTYOU LOST
What's going on in Chile this morning?
>>62050064WTI just hit $110 again thoughAnd it's gonna jump to $200 because I just took some profits
>>62050065just being based as usual owning the whole shore line.
>>62050061no way you literally bought the generational bottom
>>62050068Is $110 in the room with us?
>>62050065dunno dont care about shithole countries
>>62050064Iran bombed one of the main producers of tranny drugs. unironically Iran is currently more maga than trump. also short
>>62050068>110 WTI I wish
Futures look like they are going down
>>62050068>WTI>110are you retarded?
>>62050074I'm retarded I meant $101
>>62049975movement reversed as of now
>>62050079How would you know that? You have a crystal ball or something? Idiot.
>>62049923i doubt they'd give us a whole board just for this 1 general
>>62050065
>>62050065look one country above, there are american troops in peru right nowThe Peruvian Congress has authorized the entry of United States military personnel for the entire 2026 calendar year to conduct training, support, and security assistance exercises with local armed and police forces. This ongoing partnership is part of an effort to strengthen bilateral defense cooperation, with personnel stationed across various locations, including Lima, Cusco, and Ayacucho. Key details regarding US military presence in Peru: 2026 Deployment: US military personnel are authorized from January 1 to December 31, 2026, and are allowed to carry combat weapons, according to a report from MercoPress.
>>62050081Good because my angus is not prepared for $110
>>62049999checked
>>62050068brent did hit 110, wti hit 104.5
Just looked in that polkadot thread for the first time and it looks like one man by the sheer magnitude of his autism and hopium is holding the pillars of it aloft by himself.
>>62050093Brent doesn’t matter to the US. We’re a net exporter of oil lmao
>>62050096Are you aware that you can invest outside of the US ?
>>62050061Baller. My position paired with my unrealized option gains make my basis negative. The liberals sperging out makes it even better
>>62050073Used to have significantly more shares... but I wanted a Porsche.
>>62050099Why would I care about anyone outside of the then US?
lmao Nikkei
>>62050096would wallowing in oil like this do you any harm? is this a good business idea?
>>62050107i heard natural gas is a byproduct of doing that
>>62049902100k is nothing
my jew doctor buddy wants to short oil, is that bullish or bearish?
MARKET PUMP NOW
Give me one good reason I shouldn’t buy BP
>>62049941Food prices will go up again, wagies will cry about $6 mcchickens
>>62050119>Br*TishIt's literally in the name. Absolute dog shit.
>>62050095Many such cases.
>>62050104To take their money retard . go back to /pol/
>>62050119cause its not 28 bucks a share anymoreI've paperhanded so many fucking generationally brilliant plays for minimal gains
>NIKKEI
lmao he's so full of shit
>>62050141Beyond retarded
>>6205014110 gift tankers X 2.
>>62049986But the Israeli public is absolutely ready for the biggest American losses since Korea, this is what matters
>>62050141>Tuesday: Five US navy ships return home for repairs after suffering severe clogging in toilets and several laundry fires
>>62050141Bull shit. Just imagine if one of these guys got droned holy hell, no way they do that
>>62050064
>>62050096I mean, not like there's a choice, the light crude refineries are in Europe, what comes from shale has to be exported either way.
TACO status?
>>62050141>escortwhat this means is some american with binos is gonna give them a thumbs up while watching from the coastline or a plane is gonna fly in the vicinity for a minute or two and say the airspace is clear.
>>62050159The terminology implies he'll be sending destroyers through the strait, which he definitely will not be doing
>>62050141Oh no, we will soon see smoking incidents that started kitchen fires
>>62049860reporters literally just cold call trump and he actually just picks up the phone and talks to them
>>62050064Charlie lost
>>62050096>We’re a net exporter of oil lmaoyou know domestic price of oil still rises based off of overseas prices?
>>62049860What, did you just wake up? HELLOHe's fucking obsessed since the 80s, and will make sure his obsessions go through whether you like it or not
>>62050165kek
>>62050141cant believe he still tries to lie when the people that read his bullshit are well informed and have access to whats going on in the strait (nothing)
