let the goyim deal in the real world edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62048500
Based Iran
Fuck Donald Trump.
war in iran day 29 recap (yesterday)>thailand negotiates passage through strait of hormuz with iran>israel reports 9 idf soldiers moderately to severely wounded in clashes with hezbollah>houthis officially enter war on iran’s side>kuwait international airport hit by drones, radar system damaged>over two dozen us soldiers wounded in iranian attacks this week>15 hit at prince sultan air base, 5 seriously wounded>earlier attack wounded 14 more>iranian strikes damage refuelers and an awacs aircraft in saudi arabia>israel starts rationing high-end missile interceptors due to constant iranian barrages>israel airstrikes kill two lebanese journalists, reportedly targeted not collateral>us and israel continue strikes on tehran and western iran>iran keeps attacking israel and gulf countries>iranian missile hits emirates global aluminum facility in abu dhabi>pro-iran iraqi militias launch large rocket and drone attack on us base in baghdad airport>russia reportedly took satellite images of saudi air base before iranian strikes>iranian missiles hit bahrain aluminum smelter, injure workers>iran threatens to strike american universities in the middle east>drone strikes near former us bases in northeast syria>us and israel strike iraqi militants in iraq>pentagon preparing plans for weeks of ground ops in iran if escalation continues
>>62049099>Betting against Jews>Expecting not to loseOi vey brother, the goyim really are losing it!
>>62049096Lmao literally sending Americans to be sacrificed for Jews
>>62049103Basedfuck that tyrant
>>62049096moloch is hungry, kids! GET IN THE BOX!
FUTAS IN 10 AHHHHHHHH
>>62049138natural gas
>>62049138just go to the supermarket and buy common household ingredients
>>62049087>>62049090>>62049092>>62049093>>62049094>>62049123The amount of red pilling going on right now is insane. Like there is unironic anti protestant sentiment for their jew worship. I don't think AIPAC will last past the boomers
Trump making Cuban tacos now.
>>62049096>be me>golem>dealing in the real world
He hanged himself RIP
>>62049096looks like there have been blackouts in tehraniran claims it was an accident caused by shrapnel, and power has been mostly restoredthis really looks like the special maduro operation.so if america is going to exploit this, they will do it again to cause full blackout, then go do something.or if it really was unintentional, then it will not repeat.curious that iran is looking for an offramp here. was expecting the big huge 1000 year persian empire rising ascendant retaliation of rage and justice.maybe this really was just an accident???>2. The "Accidental/Shrapnel" Argument>The Iranian government has publicly blamed "shrapnel" to downplay the precision of the strikes:Official State Narrative: Iran’s Energy Ministry and deputy minister reported that the outages were caused when "shrapnel struck one of the electricity pylons" at the entrance to the city of Karaj.
>>62049105>>iran threatens to strike american universities in the middle east Things like this is why there is still a chance that Iran might actually lose this. And that's why oil keeps dumpi g every now and then. Because Iran is still not yet as ruthless as they need to be so people keep thinking they'll lose quick and that this is just a dip to buy.Iran is still trying to talk to the americans. Trump and Netanyahu are not people you can actually threaten or talk to. They don't understand conversations or negotiations. If you agree to talk to them they're more likely to shoot you upon seeing you. They're bad faith actors.Look at how Trump's government runs any kind of institution, they punch you in the face and shout at you. They are never interested in conversing. They don't talk to you. Trump has made it so that you can't even talk to people anymore.
think futures will be flat desu, oil maybe up marginally
Is he right?
>>62049153that was the most inorganic shilling and larping i've ever seen on this website
>>62049033Yeah they will be successful. All it will just cost is 100+ dead marines.
>>62049166I get paid once a month and 90% of my salary is just gone by that time.Also invest into what?
>>62049166I don't trust someone who wears two watches
>>62049153I heard he's queuing for cooking gas.
>BREAKING: Iran is on the verge of collapse after several strikes on infrastructure over the weekend. Sources have confirmed several clashes between citizens and Basij and IRGC patrols have resulted in early anti-government victories.You panicans can’t stop losing
>>62049161that or the oil futures touch 100 for 5 minutes until bessent wakes up, presses the button and sends its price back to 90, triggering another fake and gay rally over the first days of the week.
>>62049166Yeah but he doesn’t mention you’ll be a millionaire when you’re 65 and no longer horny enough to fuck 18 year olds without the aid of pharmacology
>>62049177This
>>62049099Is he on 4chan /smg/ ?If you're reading this Mr Ghalibaf, please do a version of the "Sneed's Feed & Seed, formerly Chuck's" but make it about Trump.
>>62049180
>>62049180>((Sources))
>A simple back-of-the-envelope calculation suggests the closure of the strait is reducing global oil flows by some 11 million barrels a day, after accounting for the interventions so far aimed at offsetting the loss. When compared with pre-war demand levels, that leaves a roughly 9 million-barrel shortfall — a yawning gap that is more than the oil consumption of the UK, France, Germany, Spain and Italy combined. Lower demand, particularly in Asia, is already helping to force a closing of that gap. (The market also entered the war in a surplus.)>The situation is even more extreme in liquefied natural gas. The Strait of Hormuz typically accounts for about a fifth of global supply, with the final cargoes on the way from the Middle East now about to arrive at their destinations. Unlike in oil, there are no alternative routes to get the gas to market and very few strategic stockpiles to cushion the shortfall.>Already, parts of the world’s biggest LNG plant have sustained missile damage which owner QatarEnergy warned will take up to five years to repair.
>>62049168no he actually posted pics of his oil puts lol
There are people in this very thread buying Lockheed Martin because it makes the F35 the most expensive plane in the world.It costs 100 million dollars to make and it took 26 years to develop it.You'd think it costs 100 million and took 26 years because it's really good.NO, it costs that much and took that long because LOCKHEED IS CORRUPT AND STOLE THE PRINTED AMERICAN TAX PAYER MONEY.These defense companies are gonna crash when the public realizes this I think or maybe they'll take a real ass kicking like in Russia when they had to use donkeys because the defense companies were corrupt.
>>62049190babe stop. why is this what's important to you?
1 HECKIN MINUTE TO GO
>>62049177You will never afford two watches with that mentality
LESS THAN 30 SECONDS REEE
>>62049096
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WTFWT>WTFWTWTFWT>WTFWTWTFWT>WTFWT
>instantly 102 WTI
Time to eject and reach escape velocity.
>>62049184if you just want to fuck 18 year olds then you should sell drugs
>>62049180Which plane was used to carry out those strikes? Probably the F35 one of which Iran the third world country has already shot down.Incompetence and corruption. People keep buying Lockheed.
So long to the futureI never had a chance anywaySo when I use my uses I get a problem with my brainThis is a problem so intenseI cannot explainOver and overWhich way to turn?There's no way outAt this point I'm not concernedI never thought it'd feel this good to quitFailure tastes so sweetI'm not afraid anymore, forgive me
>>62049099Remember your IRGC training bros
>>62049180Source: My ass
lol @ natgas
Brent at 114WTI at 102You know I was going to buy a car but I think I’ll just wait a few more months
>>62049236it'd better be an EV
Hmm. Not very interesting price action so far.
It's McFucking over
raise the rates jerome
>fucking panicans, don't know shit
> futures
>103 and climbinguh bessent???
fokin hell that WTI gap fill got slurped fast
It's actually quite dumb. You can look at the DAX, at NIKKEI, at AEX (netherlands) they all look the same the past few days. Does not matter at all
>>62049240> electricity is made from magic pixie dust!This is why Panicans are retarded
>>62049240Americans don't want EVs, remember the orange saying drill baby drill.I actually think a lot of pure EV car makers will make a comeback. Tesla is probably gonna keep going instead if rightfully dumping because oil cars are worthless now. And EVs are great.
>104104>104104
>>62049190you wouldn't be upset if you would just let me hold you.
you know I heard a couple of weeks back that a good basline model would be to assume that oil goes up $10 a week until resolution and that's tracking pretty well
OILERS ON DECKGET OILIN
>>62049252Not everyone lives in a coal powered shithole
>>62049252where I live it's actually 70% hydropower
Interesting price action. They're trying to crash it but so far they haven't been able. Let's see if it resists
Dip buyers don't sell. Remember to finish the fight.
Drill baby drill
Don’t long oil, you will regret it tomorrow
>>62049268In the north sea please.
kek "kek oil baggies" baggies
Hell yeah, we're going to live in a world where a gallon of gas is more precious than a bar of gold
>>62049222>Which plane was used to carry out those strikes? Probably the F35 one of which Iran the third world country has already shot down.>Incompetence and corruption. People keep buying Lockheed.after doing 1000s of sorties, and a swarm of 10-20 F35s constantly flying over tehran every day, the iranians finally hit oneand apparently it still flew to an allied airbase to land, and the pilot survived?I'd say the stealth on F35s is pretty fucking incredible.
I can feel that the Amerimutts are gonna announce some ground invasion before open.
Just coming for the wojaks and the ahhhhhhhhs
YEEHAW, WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS. $103+ FOR A BARREL OF THAT BUBBLIN' CRUDE, TEXAS TEA.
this is like finally seeing the lvl 150+ dragon (the dragon being the usrael banking empire here) fall on its side, exposing its soft underbelly. more shorts, guys, finish it!
is micron fuck??
>futures
>past>present>futures
>>62049178Why are indians so wierd? I swear they see a line and just stand in it without even knowing what the line is for.
>>62049283Tech is deadlearn to till
>>62049278The president has been cut off from reliable info sources. Nobody is in control fo what happens next
NQ tumbling. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62049278I hope so. I want my shorts to keep printing
>tumbling
>>62049277Iran is a third world country that has, no air force, no navy and all its air defenses have been destroyed.It still hit an F35, and I don't think it flew to an allied base to land because americans are lying about casualties and hits, trump hasn't spoken the truth in years. Every word is a lie. He's corrupt.>>62049156There are blackouts in Iran because Israel is hitting every power plant in the country. The special weapon you think trump has in his pocket doesn't exist. Otherwise the orange would be talking about it right now.
futures haven't budged on hyperliquid for the past dayare people just barely refreshing the official futures and then freaking out because of the 2 day gap?
>PRINT ANOTHER 40 TRILLION AND BUY GOD DAMNIT!
>>62049096>nigvidio's market cap is nearing being under 4 trillion dollarsNIGVIDIOS UP MY ASSHOLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
no deal soon bros.... just another week bleeding lmao
It has never been this over in the history of being over
>>62049303What happened to obliteration
>>62049301https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEMCYBPUR00
This was supposed to be my year
>>62049288>tumbling down>tumbling down>tumbling doooown!
>>62049295>Iran is a third world country that has, no air force, no navy and all its air defenses have been destroyed.>It still hit an F35, and I don't think it flew to an allied base to land because americans are lying about casualties and hits, trump hasn't spoken the truth in years. Every word is a lie. He's corrupt.you know the stealth fighters can still be shot down by a heat seeking missile... right?The giant plume of exploding jet fuel from the afterburner can't be hiddenAny dude with a rocket launcher could shoot down an F35. I'm honestly shocked it hasn't happened yet. They are called MANPADs.People know that heat seeking missiles still work on stealth fighters, right?
>>62049302But isn't Nvidia an Israeli company and will therefore survive this?Their stock market is doing great.
>>62049304It was once but the figures were revised later.
>>62049289Israel is in control
>>62049317>FuturesI have no future
My mining portfolio is down -25%. I am sitting with plenty of cash though because I sold a few weeks ago. When will be a good time to buy into mining again? Or is it over?
>>62049315>stealth fighters>not stealthanother (((lockheed))) scam
>about 75 points from correction
>>62049302>software is already finding ways of dramatically reducing memory usage>Google's TPU's dramatically better than NVDA's GPU'sImagine if the demand for GPU's just completely dries up
Can the FED stop the Hormuz law?
>>62049284Kek
>fuck your futuresThis was my year bros that I fixed shit
>futas
where is the apocalypse crash in futures everyone else is seeing? reads at 6333 on my screenthis has been the number, and flat on hyperliquid the entire day before markets open officiallyit's still 6333.I know 4chan has gotten really brown and this thread in particular is filled with tourists who don't trade. but uh...something I'm missing here?
>>62049336>>62049335I guess he hung on too much
>>62049331the dead ayatollah toll
The line for the cuck chair in the hotel for MU shareholders is going to be wrapped around the building by open
>>62049049had this on my list for awhile. only chain with good pizza and it's well run. think they're supply is somewhat vertically integrated, at least the transportation
>>62049287why are whites so weird? I swear they see a black man and want to get cucked without even knowing if he’s into it or not
>>62049338People here panic like crazy when there's a dip in a big bull market like in 2024. What did you think would happen at time like this? Remember last year's tariff panic?
>>62049338Where are you checking futures?
>>62049328>>stealth fighters>>not stealth>another (((lockheed))) scamthey are stealth on radarYou literally cannot hide the heat signature from IR, and they can be shot down by short range line of sight heat seeking missiles.This has been known forever. Does anyone really not know this?Again, really shocking that iran hasn't hit more F35s. only the 1 so far. Do they have zero manpads? there should be a guy lurking behind every ridgeline in the mountains and ready to step out from a garage in every neighborhood in every city, most especially tehran
where is OIL NIGGERS IN SHAMBLES for i very much desire to mock him
>>62049348Most aircraft doing bombing are at high altitude well out of the range of shoulder fired missiles.
mein furher... the goysquares....
Gotta take the green with the red.
>>62049147i don't know how, but they managed to turn "i'm not dying for israel" from an antisemitic dogwhistle to a politically valid statement. how is it even possible to burn political capital that quickly? i'm utterly amazed by the evangelical right.
>>62049350back in /pol/ i'd imagineor still banned for posting gore
>>62049346>People here panic like crazy when there's a dip in a big bull market like in 2024. What did you think would happen at time like this? Remember last year's tariff panic?yeah, but where's the dip? S&P500 is 6333>>62049347>Where are you checking futures?hyperliquid for the unofficial ones, and https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures?cid=1175153for the official oneDo you have a different site that shows a crash below 6333?Does anyone know that you can trade futures outside of market hours on hyperliquid now, and 6333 has been the number staying flat all day?Are there any actual traders here, or just a bunch of tourists who want to chat politics?
>Israeli forces struck Iran’s Tabriz Petrochemical Plant tonight, setting the facility ablazeit's over
>>62049350I doubt they can afford the energy to even power phones in his village anymore
lol there's literally nothing the orange pedo monkey can doIran won
>>62049096let the goyim deal in the real world
>>62049303It'll take time because everyone they could have reasonably talked it over with was assassinated. Whoopsie.
>>62049358why would he be a jeet though, if he was calling everyone else a jeet?
>>62049357>LXU>LYB
>>62049356>HyperliquidBuy an ad bitch.
>>62049356We were tickling 7000 not that long agoNikkei futures are down 5%Yeah SPY future didn't collapse but there are other things. You are not totally wrong about tourists and politics but going too hard the other way IMO
I hope oil hits $200
>>62049364>People constantly calling for your death>reasonableyeah nah
>>62049351>Most aircraft doing bombing are at high altitude well out of the range of shoulder fired missiles.theoretically they are high altitude, and "most". So yeah I agree, but terrain hugging the mountains and such. wouldn't be surprised if some where quite low to the ground going through valleys.in any case, you can fit a sidewinder into a manpad. any normal heat seeking anti air missile can just be made man portable. They could be lurking literally anywherethat's why us is only flying A10 and attack helicopters in the south, and stealth in the north especially over the capital
Futures are down but why are they not down by more?
>Everything is fine we haven't even reached single digit fear
>futures already healing>oil cooling offSo uhh, got anything to say?
>>62049346post every nasdaq dip preceded by mass media headlines that read more than 10k americans had died some days previous to it
>>62049168Are you missing the 'smigger' shills from the (R)eddit Dildo Brigade?
launch the ground invasion, not going in at this point is causing oil to go spike, take over southern iran, turn it into a DMZ, to protect oil tankers bomb the rest of iran into a failed ruined state
>>62049373>We were tickling 7000 not that long ago>Nikkei futures are down 5%>Yeah SPY future didn't collapse but there are other things. You are not totally wrong about tourists and politics but going too hard the other way IMOuh yeah, but 7000 was like a month agoWe haven't been anywhere near 7000 for a long timeHow is 6333 news?Why are people freaking out about the futures opening 2 seconds ago, when the number is flat?>>62049377>Futures are down but why are they not down by more?again, how are they down?
>>62049381an hour and a half till trump's iranian war plan strategy session on the mark levin show
kek oil baggies
How is DXY over 100 despite this whole shitshow?
>>62049345Post hands shartdeep
Reminder that middle east is just the yard and everybody wants the keys but doesn't make it. You gotta get your hands dirty and die in the process to hand the keys down. Oiled up or not you put the work in.
>>62049394Dollar will keep going up until oil crisis & war ends or petrodollar completely unravels (which isn't gonna happen soon)
>>62049390Oil will spike again when 10k zogbots end up as hamburger helper.
>>62049331And there's no way to profit from this as a westerner.
>buy more oil
futures open at 6330, people freak outrise to 6340, markets are "healing"okay so this thread is useless now. literally nothing is happening.Am I taking crazy pills?!
>>62049394should be higher, selling assets means going into dollars
102 WTI givin me a boner
>>62049370why would fertilizer producers be the play for this? Sure they can sell at higher prices, but their inputs will also be more expensive. And even if other producers are taken out, it's not like these facilities can easily ramp up production, that's just not how the chemical business works. Just seems like there should be a better play out there.
>>62049401I think you are the only one getting hung up on spy numbers and thread isn't that different to normal
>>62049387Thanks for taking time away from fudgepac 2026
>>62049375That was reasonable
>>62049401its sunday night and theres been no real new news... just continuation, so things are flatso we make our own fun
again, can anyone tell me what people are freaking out about?The number is 6333 and rising. That's a nothing burger, totally flat over the last dayAnyone seeing a number lower than that?
>>62049401we will probably rebound a bit till 6420 or something, oil back to 99 too
>>62049398KYS Vladimir
>>62049394there's a developing liquidity crisis
I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I shorted oil.
>>62049408>I think you are the only one getting hung up on spy numbers and thread isn't that different to normalwhere's the crash that people were freaking out about?it's literally flat and has been for the day
>>62049375The people that replaced them are still calling for "your" (isreal and ZOGs) death.The next replacements will call for your death to
>>62049409>typical libshit r.eddit-tier maymayGO BACK
>>62049418what entry?
>>62049414Thank God
VIX crashing. We gonna be green by morning.
>>62049331I suffer through the K shaped economy and this jerk makes more money on a single ship than I will ever have in my life. Must be nice having your own strait. Generational wealth. I’m currently looking for the strait etf so I can at least profit from the toll.
now would be a good time to buy leaps before the imminent stimulus and bailout.
okay, so that was a flood of brown or bot posts, or both, freaking out over literally nothingI'm just going to state this as a fact and wait for someone to correct me.There is literally nothing wrong. The market is flat over the day. People are freaking out about nothing, and everyone who was is just a tourist who doesn't know that you can see market futures outside of market hours
>>62049427that's how it's worked the past 3+ weeks. red futures on sunday into green monday and tuesday. followed by red thursday and friday.
>>62049427except there'll be dead americans on headlines
>>62049435>cat>hitlersomething so simple yet so entertaining
>>62049434So you're bullish
>>62049434holy hell what a faggot. shut the fuck up
>>62049423go back to tranny infested mar a lago
>>62049434>if you're a bear you are brown I'm a polar bear actually
>>62049434>doesn't know that you can see market futures outside of market hoursBuy a fucking ad.
>>62049434>consensus because I can't think for myselfjewwwww
>>62049435JPM collar roll could change the pattern this week
>>62049445He's just shilling hyperliquid. It's how jeets feed their village.
>oil stabilising at 102.6MY BATL BAGSWE WILL SOAR
>>62049449I think we definitely need a polar bobo for the depression.
>>62049434we like to have a little bit of fun here. Seems like you're not cool to the scenenigger
>>62049423Remember what you're fighting for
>>62049448>posting twatter cap for 10000000 timeDILATE>SEETHEROPE
I bought too early, I'm ruinered
WTI will decay back to 97 before open
>>62049375I'm not a jew so what they called for doesn't effect me.
>>62049441>>62049445>>62049449>>62049450>>62049452okay, so I was totally right and yes people were freaking out over literally nothing because the market is flat and it's a nothing burgerHow many fucking browns and tourists does this thread have now? thread quality is really bad these days>>if you're a bear you are brown>I'm a polar bear actuallyNo, it's just that why is anyone a bear? What number in the futures was bearish? it was literally flat. people were acting like a nuclear apocalypse started>>consensus because I can't think for myself>jewwwwwNo, I was questioning the "consensus" because it was wrong. What the fuck were people freaking out about? Literally nothing happened on futures open
>>62049471Doubtful even with DOE intervention
Where is our NVDA bottom at
>>62049473you are a gigantic faggot
>stabilizing8 days worth of strategic petroleum reserves is called stable
>>62049473I'm sure you can find someone who cares on reddit.
>>62049468I just repeat to myself that the goyim deal in the real world as I walk around at home. I know the real world is supposed to be bad, but I have no idea how to not deal in it. How do they trade without the real world?
>>62049473Tldr but this is my thoughts on the market rn since your interestedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYzT-Pk6Ogw
>>62049096Dying is for the goyim
>>62049429>Inflation at 3.5%>Money printingYou can't be serious. When trump gets the money printer and rates start going down we are gonna be in deep shit with inflation
>>62049462>jesus fucking christ you posted thatRED ALERT! (R)EDDIT RAID HAS LANDED!I REPEAT!>(R)EDDIT>RAID>HAS>LANDEDHIDE THE KIDS CAUSE THE TRANNIES RUNNING WILD YO!
>>62049459>we like to have a little bit of fun here. Seems like you're not cool to the scene>niggeryeah sorry man. I thought something actually happened, when literally nothing happenedI was just looking at my screen>market flatstill looking>market flatpeople freaking out>market flatCheck other website>yep market still flatAnd it seems like no one could answer my question because literally nothing happened and I was right.
>>62049466this you?
>>62049487That doesn't really solve the Hormuz problem.
>>62049434fucking retard
i am the only person that wants oil at 200$?i love chaos
>>62049491It absolutely does
Scrolling through the thread, smg acting like the market is crashing, uh oh better check futures!>-0.4
I'm starting to notice a (((pattern)))Surely this means we will start pumping again in end of april/early may, right?
>>62049479oh, you were the guy saying we were at 7000 like a month ago and that's why people were freaking out... today when futures opened... and the market was flat.Okay, so you're retarded, got it
BTC is taking a hard shit. Did something just get blown up in the strait?
>>62049497You think Pakistan and India buy 30% of the world's oil? I don't think so.
>>62049503Sounds like Michael saylor will just to refinance
>>62049490>I LUBS ME SUM TWATTER
>Unleash the talmudic telegram bot, it's our last resort, his contrarian shilling is our only hope, grok
>>62049473I didn't say a word about futures. I told you to buy a fucking ad. Jeet.
>>62049506Getting rid of pajeets would literally solve every world issue
>>62049503It usually crashes first before everything else.Something probably happened or something will sink in soon.
>>62049488Learn what reddit means, newfag
>>62049503>BTC is taking a hard shit. Did something just get blown up in the strait?oh hey look at that, it's actually dropping and BTC ain't flatwas gonna say it's been trading in a channel (probably bear flag) and it hasn't exited that range, but no it is definitely dropping now and finishing the bear flag pattern.damn still dropping haha
>>62049506Its only 10% thats missing and it would solve the issue 100% Also other issues
>>62049503Canary in the coal mine. Expect tech to dump on market open.
>>62049473kys retard
>>62049506maybe they just buy the contracts?
>>62049501i'll take being retarded over shitting and pissing myself over a little bit of shitposting at futures opening
Even if the war ends today, and ignoring fhe destruction of economic energy producing infastructure across the gulf, all the oil producing gulf states have wound down oil production due to being unable to move their oil. It will take time to ramp it back up, renegotiate contracts/prices and reestablish and get the oil flowing like normal again. We haven't even felt the effects of the disruption hitting us here in America, nor the subsequent draw down on production in affect countries running low on oil and the domino effect this will cause. Do not buy a scam pump, we are down til early/late fall and while you cry about your bags oil Chad's will sell their 100+% gains in a few months and laugh as we slurp the bottom.
>>62049518>OK pal IDcool
>>62049515>It usually crashes first before everything else.>Something probably happened or something will sink in soon.yepbitcoin is the smoke alarm
>>62049514It seems you didn't read my post so I'll say it again.You think Pakistan and India buy 30% of the world's oil? I don't think so. A quick google search says they only use 6% of the world's oil. The strait problem has lowered oil supplies by 20-30%.
>>62049503the feds probably started tracking some groups of individuals
>If I double space like a faggot redditor my handler can find my posts so I don't have to make it so obvious by name or trip fagging, gotta get those rubles
Oil Traders - your duty to your nation is now to spike Brent Crude futures so high Trump orders US air strikes on Tel Aviv. You will be remembered as heroes
>>62049518>HUR HUR I'LL FIT IN IF I JUST AI UP A MAYMAYGO BACK
>>62049525lmao so many people triggeredliterally NONE of them can tell me why I'm wrong, just pure seethesounds like I hit a nerve.still looking at futures now. 6332 and 6337
>>62049531They've still got a few strategic release cards to play. Don't get too cocky.
>>62049424$100
>>62049522CNBC says at least 20% is missing. Probably higher right now.
>>62049534>bitcoin is the smoke alarmKek. Niggers bout to be caught out.
>>62049528>i'll take being retarded over shitting and pissing myself over a little bit of shitposting at futures openingseems like they were very serious and very very angry that I pointed out they were wrong, brown, and touristsdoesn't seem like shitposting to me my dudeand you're a political tourist too so eat shit and die lmaothe>ayatollah tollokay brownie
>>62049537Hey retarded nigger, the original post is a joke. No one likes Indians. They make the world significantly worse. Most people would be happy to nuke India off the map. That's the joke and now you understand.
>>62049489
>>62049544Not wrong, just incredibly boring.
>>62049541Sure thing nigger lemme just spool up a trillion dollar buy order for you
>>62049541I will do my duty. I'm already all in.If I buy more oil, I won't afford my mortgage.
>>62049549>american cable news says The whole gulf is only 20% of global supply and with pipelines in UAE plus Saudi and global reserve releases we mitigate 10%
>>62049555gangster and witnessed
>>62049559Just make a house out of oil barrels
>>62049531The market thinks this is just another dip to buy the same way they thought nothing would happen when the corona virus hit.
>my regular propaganda media we've always supported can't hide how bad it's gotten, better disregard them toogrim
>>62049560>The whole gulf is only 20% of global supplyTheoretical supply. The same way Canada is an incredibly rich country, but all that wealth is stuck underground or something.
>>62049568I can't believe the Kill Every Nigger (KEN) channel went woke.
bitcoin spiking back up to 66 from that drop to 65kinda lame
between oil is finite so it'll spike and oil is finite so it'll sink oil is finite so it'll sink
>>62049568CNBC employs Jim Cramer Its not a serious outfit Read Reuters
>>62049560>The whole gulf is only 20% of global supplyYour arm is only 20% of your body.
>>62049570reminds me of russia
>>62049500that last biden year was so good
>>62049573look up monero
>>62049542You keep bringing up reddit. Maybe you should go back there.
>>62049577But I don't want to free palestine, I want them to burn along with everyone else
>futanaris
>>62049582>look up monerowhy?it's flat
>>62049577reuters?
>mr. nikkei
>>62049580Who knew you'd also be an anti-Russian shill?>that mask is falling off :0GO BACK
>>62049597
>>62049595that zojirushi looks a bit off
>>62049597KYS vlad
>>62049500you need to compare other midterm years
HOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTHIS
i slurped
>>62049597Everyone's "anti-russian" except for brown brics
>>62049581I didn't make shit during the Biden years and I've averaged 5.5% monthly returns since trump got back I don't know why you niggers have such a hard time with it
>>62049624omg is this real
>>62049619you'd be surprised moshe
WHY ISN'T TRUMP PUMP TWEETING WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM
>>62049631>WHY ISN'T TRUMP PUMP TWEETING WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIMthe silence is really freakykinda makes me think some shit is about to go down
>>62049631that he got his bag, sent goyim to die and can get out of the usa while you need pumps has been planned for a while
>>62049607>>62049612>>62049619HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH>the shitskin gang be gangin' ;'(
>>62049624
>>62049497>It absolutely does>*money printer go brr + oil prices go up even higher because of dollar devaluation*>next grocery shop list goes to x2 price because the dollars are literally worth half as much>demand destruction + other shit breaking + recession means companies cannot just x2 the salaries>"hormuz problem solved"
looks like aprils gonna suckand sell in may then go away will hold for midterm yearsguess it's an accumulation phase thenwas expecting and actual crash then maybe recovery, but I'm thinking more and more it's just gonna be a slow grind chop solidation
I sold all my XOM like a year ago. I am financially ruined. Not even joking, I'll never be able to buy a house and the only solution is to kill myself.
>>62049180I don't think people understand that if there really were regime weakness that would be bearish for markets because it would embroil the region in conflict for longer
>>62049637
My parents just gifted me £50k and told me to investWhat the fuck am I meant to do with this shit rn?
>>62049652buy my bags
>>62049652A savings account lmao
>>62049652>My parents just gifted me £50k and told me to invest>What the fuck am I meant to do with this shit rn?diversify, and also DCAdon't spend it all at one placeor at a single time
>>62049652good news, you can buy stocks and etfs currently at a discount
>>62049652biotech, chemistry and monero and forget it
>>62049659My mate told me to put everything into VWRP and forget about it for 5 years
>>62049652Listen ‘ere bruv, it's proper buggered. This ain’t just a bit of bother, it’s absolutely dodgy, and you’d have to be off your rocker to get mixed up in it. Keep your loaf outta it, scarper while you can, and let them muppets sort their own mess. Trust me, you don’t wanna be anywhere near that circus.
>>62049631the insider trading stuff only happens in the morning, they let retail fuck around on sunday nights/early monday morning
>>62049652howdy zoomer
>>62049639>Horton hits a ho
>>62049676hello i'm 25 hello. zoomers are old now anon
>>62049096>File deletedLooks like the israelis mods are butthurt LMAO
>>62049680knew you were a zoomer because no boomer is gifting their kid 50K other than a going away medical bill
>>62049682>>File deleted>Looks like the israelis mods are butthurt LMAOit was some hot asian chickguess they don't like hot womenGAY!also baking I guess
>>62049652T-bills, retardDo not invest in the stock market or you will deeply regret it
>>62049688No, it was pic related
>>62049652All in GRGLuv me greggs me I do me
>>62049658>DCAWhy?
>>62049692oh, that was the last threadwait, they deleted the pic from this thread too?damnanyway new thread>>62049703>>62049703>>62049703
