Everything is worse than fucking retarded edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smg thread>>62050378
OOOOOOOOOOOO WE GONNA BE GREEN FOREVER
Good morningI sharted on Nasdaq again. It's a nice way to start a new day
i went all in SOXS calls friday at close for a second tryI might have blew up my retirement account again
Any update on the twenty tanker convoy allegedly being let through the strait of hormuz today
>futures
sharters could be here
>>62051121It was bs>Iran has agreed to allow 20 Pakistani-flagged vessels to transit the Strait of Hormuz, in what Islamabad has called a meaningful step towards easing one of the worst energy crises in modern history.
>>620511272 per day over 10 days I think.
Last thread was pure rambling facebook boomer.I, one of the great memelords of /smg/ banish it from this threadNO RAMBLING FACEBOOK BOOMER POSTING BELOW THIS LINEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAlso observe my repeating numerals
any good news or why green?
>>62051131relief rally. People forgotten all bad news in the span of 3 days and are thinking "hey maybe food, drugs and energy shortages will not be so bad afterall"
It's ... gureen?
>>62051134guween
>>62051131Didn't you hear the news?Last Friday was the bottom.(jk, don't show up to the market tomorrow)
Found a nice article from a respectable oil market analyst. He seems to think this is gonna be very bad,, right now as things currently stand. It seems we're planning to keep the war going for at least another few months so it's going to get worse.https://thedispatch.com/newsletter/dispatch-energy/iran-war-energy-crisis-hormuz/
> President Donald Trump said that Iran “gave” the US most of the 15 demands it issued to Tehran to end the war, even as it remains unclear whether either side is negotiating.>“They gave us most of the points. Why wouldn’t they?” he told reporters on Air Force One on Sunday. “We’re going to be asking for a couple of other things.” He declined to specify what concessions Iran has offered.>Publicly, Iran has rejected the US’s 15-point list of ceasefire terms delivered by the Trump administration via intermediaries in Pakistan, and has countered with five conditions of its own — including maintaining sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz.>Earlier Sunday, however, Trump said he wanted to seize Iran’s oil resources, a move that would mark a major escalation in the conflict.>“To be honest with you, my favorite thing is to take the oil in Iran but some stupid people back in the US say: ‘Why are you doing that?’ But they’re stupid people,” he said in an interview with the Financial Times.This is why markets are up, they keep falling for it, I don't ever want to hear "priced in" or people act like the market knows everything ever again from you niggers
>>62051131The market is forward thinking.
>>62051142nigga buy an ad
>>62051131See >>62051147From Bloomberg just recently
>>62051147Nah at this point it's just cope and exhaustion. Not enough energy for full panic, but it will happen once money starts significantly moving again. Remember, there are serious people actually gambling that this will be over in a week.
I can't believe we're actually scam pumping again. Might buy some more uso if it goes down to 113
>>62051155It's only the equities market being this much in denial, bonds market has been dooming this entire time
>>62051147Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Canada, United Arab Emirates, Kuwait
>>62051147falling for what? Iran is getting oblirated. the next step is they sign the agreement or take their oil and continue bombing their infrastructure. Iran can't do a god damn thing about it. their one trick pony is about to end
>>62051163peak delulu
>>62051163>obliratedWhat does that entail?
memory xisters, its over.
>sellers are exhausted after an entire week of selling>after hours futures are low volume so they are easy to push up>muricans will wake up, see green and push further up>maybe we'll even get a TACO along the way>dumping will resume 1 hour after the US market open on the dot
>>62051166we have comically superior intel we know exactly where they are and what they will attempt to do which is pretty much limited to rigging toy planes with dynamite that only works on defenseless tankers>>62051167*obliteratedI know typos mean the world to you cupcake
>>62051170Your post was so retarded I thought maybe that was a word I didn't know that might improve it somewhat.Just spelling though.
>>62051169>maybe we'll even get a TACO along the wayjews need goyim blood though>>62051170and when the drone killcams show up fedpumpbot?
>>62051155pretty much yeahthe cope can continue until ground ops start then it's going full blown meltdown
>>62051170Not going to argue about the capability of the US vs Iran but belittling drone warfare when we literally have a year long ongoing conflict that proves that they work in all manner of situations and even BTFO conventional armor is ridiculous. I know Americans are the definition of hubris but underestimate drones and you'll be a laughing stock as we get 4k videos of blown mutts.
>>62051163They are obliterated for 3 weeks now
>>62051138>tomorrow???
>>62051179>underestimate drones and you'll be a laughing stockAlready seeing it. They've learned nothing. It's incredible.
Fucking typical. Doing DD on a stock I liked and get a notification.It's up 12% today. Cunt.
>>62051175>>62051179drones are not stopping all your infrastructure from getting wiped out and your oil supply chain from getting hijacked. this is like some dude with a pea shooter vs Gatling gun just wtf do you think you're doing ?
>>62051187>not just saying the stock outright in the thread but acting like an angsty teenager making a “don’t bother me” type post on FacebookJust lol
>>62051179What are drones going to do when bombers fill the skies and everything standing just explodes?
>>62051193Capricorn energy
>>62051190>pea shooter vs Gatling gunyou're running out of comparisons bot
>>62051194america doesn't have the will to bomb population centers, so drones win
>>62051198Cheers. Thoughts on constellation energy?
Ackman and Burry think Fannie Mae is undervalued and could 10x. Should /smg/ buy some?
>>62051159we're going higher babe
>>62051200I wouldn't bet on that
how likely is this a "covid scenario" where markets and the general public will discredit market impact until the gravity of the situation hits home?most people in the US failed to pay attention to covid until there were on-shore cases and several celebrites went into quarantine, and within a week, there was a federal shutdown.i don't even think $200 oil will be a catalyst. i've got a feeling that the actual kickoff will be a mass casualty event among the first boots-on-the-grounda strike with 10-30 US marines dead feels like it would be the watershed moment that will actually shakes sentiment
>>62051194you mean the bombers satelites keep tracking 24/7 or the transparent ones? americcan cope is insane
>fannie down in the 4´sfucking kek at the fannie baggot.
>>62051201Haven't really looked at it. Was looking for small players on FTSE for short term energy crisis plays.
>>62051207must be fun to watch bombs continuously hit their target on satellite eh dipshit
>>62051206but there's not going to be that. the navy is perfectly capable of taking care of drones fired at them. it's 20 drones fired at once from multiple directions that land simultaneously that is a problem, but iran doesn't have the capability of doing that right now.
>>62051206300% at all var on average since china and russia won't let america take the third largest oil producer
>>62051207They honestly think they are a world leading military but in an actual war they are going to get mullered. Chucking stand off munitions from distance is not going to do it.
>>62051206Market won't shit itself until boots are on the ground, market is refusing to believe this is going to happen and believe Iran will capitulate soon, market also in denial to the fact this will keep oil elevated for many months and impact GDP, inflation, jobs, etc
>>62051213>the navy is perfectly capable of taking care of drones fired at themThat's what the Russians thought too.
>>62051202bullish for that one guy
>>62051217you are going to be so pleasantly surprised, it's going to make you furious.
>>62051205The men in america that authorized the fire bombings of europe and japan during world war ll don't exist anymore, even though Islam is a way more cancerous ideology than nazism or the aspirations of imperial japan ever were
>>62051212you tell me, where are those pics at?>>62051213> iran doesn't have the capability of doing that right now.for how long has /smg had dedicated ircg spies?
>>62051222and when you see americans dying to drones in 4k?
As usual when americans sleep this place is overwhelmed by poltardsbuy cotton
>>62051222Even the bond market has just come to this obvious conclusion, many in the oil industry have already publicly stated that even if the war ends today supply will be impacted for a long time to come and keep prices elevated, this when inflation is already elevated
>>62051213>iran doesn't have the capability of doing that right now.what is the source on claims like this?generally, stateside sentiment leans US superiority, but none of that matters because kind-for-kind social media propaganda on both sides is significantly muddying the waters of any street-level news, and exec branch is currently an historically demonstrated unreliable narrator.im sure the reality is somewhere in the middle of both side's claims, but saying iran lacks a certain capability requires proof, which is hard to come by anywhere right now.>>62051215i agree, although i doubt china wants to dirty their hands at all. so long as their infra investments in the area remain largely operational and they don't require intervention, they're content with just watching for now, since they're apparently benefiting via the yuan "passage fees" that's providing currency legitimacy for their oil prospects. why get involved when you're already winning? this is assuming this fee is actually true, obv>>62051217my understanding is boots are already on the ground as of 1-2 days ago, 31st expeditionary marines arrived off-shore from japan on 28th. it's why i brought up mass casualty events.
>he TRVLY thovght that the BVYERS and MOVERS weren't going to BVY on TRVMPIAN OPTIMISMBobos never learn... MVMVS ON PATROL!
Why is Trump claiming Iran letting 20 Pakistani-affiliated tankers through as his victory and a "present" to him? Is the US getting any of that oil?
>>62051229babe, the only threat to my money is your appetite.
>>62051227this is really important to you and I have no clue. wars aren't won by some dipshit posting kills the net a tenth of a percent of damage to our defenses
>mfw i went all in on XOM calls 1min before the market closes XOMGODS are we eating good rn?
>>62051233I did thatt. Trump
>>62051230No, the USS Tripoli, USS New Orleans and USS San Diego just arrived in the area, they're at sea not on the ground, the USS Boxer is also on its way but departed from California so it won't be in the area until late April
>>62051230>my understanding is boots are already on the ground as of 1-2 days ago, 31st expeditionary marines arrived off-shore from japan on 28th. it's why i brought up mass casualty events.The 82nd are also nearby in Djibouti, which is in range of the houtis.
>>62051228>buy cotton
NIALL FERGUSON GET OFF 4CHAN I HATE AUSTRALIA
>>62051237the largest holder of american debt happens to care, what you call "goyim" and the goverment "citizens"
>>62051241They would be tasked with helping set up a cordon for the special forces if the US goes to seize the enriched uranium at sites like Isfahan nuclear facility where it's speculated to be
>>62051245>if the US goes to seize the enriched uraniumhow do you fall for it every time?
>>62051233really bad showmanship, it's not that complicatedcongress needs to pass laws regarding executive branch communication channels to the public when trump is out-of-office. no point trying to do it now, especially in this weird "will-they-won't-they" war, and doubly so with how neutered they are.>>62051240fair. i did say they were off-shore. didn't realize no landing has happened.>>62051241eh, that's still a ways away from iran, but in the strait. wouldn't consider that BOTG yet. we have a lot of resources stationed in and around the area
>>62051238I got a few shares, only thing in my “folio that’s green lol
>>62051246Are you denying the enriched uranium exists or that the US is contemplating destroying/seizing it?
What do I short I have only 1000 dollars to spare
>>62051245Yep. They landed before the houtis joined though. Now they are 150 miles from hostiles with ballistics and drones. They are bound to have a pop at them.
>>62051252both. and you fell for both. you literally forgot stuxnet and believed saddam had wmds didn't you?
>>62051258we have much better Intel these days m8 it's not even close
>>62051256Nvidia technicals indicate it’s gonna waterfall down pretty hard
>>62051258The IAEA even says that Iran has enriched uranium, no one has doubted they have it, they have multiple nuclear facilities, Russia just evacuated its personnel from the Bushehr nuclear power plant after it was attacked by Israel the other day
>>62051261why aren't you bots even trying anymore?
>>62051230their centralized command is gone, something like that would be difficult for a military under normal conditions, but their chain of command is broken and they have to operate in small dissociated cells. i suppose it is still possible for them to pull something like that off, but it would be the absolute maximum of their capabilities, and i highly doubt it will.
>>62051248>congress needs to pass laws regarding executive branch communication channels to the public when trump is out-of-officeUnconstitutional on grounds of separation of powers and amendment 1. A slam dunk 9-0 SCOTUS ruling if they tried it and unpopular with the GOP base so dead on arrival. If they are truly that unhappy they can revoke military authorization or impeach. We both know they will not.>>62051233>why is trump claiming XHave you really learned nothing in 10 years?>Is the US getting any of that oilIt's not really the US that needs it, it's for other countries.
Kek this market manipulation shit at the highest level. And it works every fucking time. Incredible. Oh well whatever, my oil stonks are up quite a bit again anyway. I'll use this opportunity to get out of the rest while the big boys are fake pumping it.
>>62051270People say this but Iran is able to announce its targets in retaliation for what the US and Israel targets e.g. energy infrastructure, desalination plants, etc and hit those targets that doesn't like they have no centralised command, the US and Israel also accuse China(They ignore Russia) of providing intel, how are they contacting and passing on intel to all these small cells operating independently?
>>62051276That doesn't seem like they*
>>62051267>iran is about to make a bomb again because the iaea said so and because russians fled a nuclear reactorsaddam in fact did not have wmds
>>62051275>oil green>futures greenMarket has decided on participation trophies for everyone.
>>62051270They never had a centralised command. They operate a mosaic command that's designed for exactly this situation. Nobody living next to Israel keeps a centralised structure. They commit assassinations so often it's pointless.
>>62051250>few sharesNGMI
It's hilarious to me that after massively underestimating Irans capabilities the plan seems to be underestimating them further.It's obvious Iran is itching for a proper fight. They want boots.
>>62051268you're brainwashed
>>62051276if the navy goes through the strait, they will have planes overhead, every one of those ships has interceptors and bullet snake machines. it's possible, but they'll have to have their holes dug early, their watches synchronized, and their prayers said because they won't survive the occasion. what they're doing is impressive, but they prepared for it and it's still a desperation strategy. when they are attacking those targets, they get to pick the time too. if we go through the strait it will be at a moment best for us however, and it won't be static targets that need to be defended 24/7, there will be a small window for iran to get things right and i don't see them having any triumphs here.
>>62051285Tickers for this?
>>62051281We are entering the age of the BVLL
>>62051286>media never lies
>>62051285Yet Israel wouldn't dare send any of their grunts out to fight, only let americans die for them
>>62051282ya, and that's great for what they're doing right now, dispersed guerilla strikes from underground cover against static poorly defended high value targets that were pre-selected. it's not so great for coordinated operations that you have to leave the bunkers for or make new plans for.
>missed out on NRGU
>>62051270my understanding is that, for drones, there's two types: larger, winged UCAVs, and the kind of quadrotor IED dropper bombers we've been seeing in Ukraine for years. i can understand if the disruption to the command could limit the use of the first kind, and the second kind is a range-limited tactical usage that we probably won't see until BOTG, but even still, no one seems to have credible info into just how "crippled" iran is. trump obviously can't be trusted because he spouts bullshit every few hours, and neither can iran given the lies they've already stated about takedowns that literally did not happen.>>62051282my exact thoughts. you can't behead a hydra like this. i feel like venezuela emboldened the administration despite still remaining unsolved itself, and bit more than they could possibly chew for little gain. there had to have been an intelligence acquisition that triggered all this shit that's been happening over the past 2 months. whether the yids or us got spooked, SOMEONE got spooked by SOMETHING, and im not of the camp that it's all some grand stage false flag over epstein. comically unrealistic.>>62051274>Unconstitutional on grounds of separation of powers and amendment 1.most likely desu, but something needs to be done regardless. SCOTUS is in trump/GOP pocket for foreseeable future. regardless, his word can't be taken near-immediate self-contradictions with a new truth post or other's basically saying "no, he's lying". i just want to protect my fucking money.
>>62051293they're too busy invading lebanon
>>62051287That's nice but if Iran has no central command as people say how is it able to publicly announce targets and co-ordinate their attacks on it? More importantly how are China and Russia giving Iran intel so they can successfully destroy American planes at sites like the Prince Sultan air base in Saudi Arabia? If Iran has devolved into fractured cells operating independently underground with no communication how is that possible?
>>62051285The trap is so fucking obvious and everything they did so far, especially the strait, is to lead to that end. I can't believe the obvious bait is working.
>>62051287do americans really think they can estimate literal operational capabilities six figure government employees are paid to have failed at a thousand times and still not have gotten executed properly every time? are they that stupid?
>>62051297since the first few days, they have not launched more than 50 missiles and 100 drones, they are severely limited. even so they've shown they have more than estimated and for 2 weeks now they've maintained the same cadence. they're still dangerous but i don't think they have the capability to sink a navy ship. we will probably see soon enough and i hope i'm right and not mistaken. but you're right, nobody knows for sure in the fog of war.
>>62051288SCI, CSV, PRLKF
Following the Law of Ghalibaf, market day should be red. Let's see if it holds.
>>62051309Reminder that Iranians are descended from Proto-Europeans
>>62051301niall, i've already engaged with you and given you what i think. i'm not here to be browbeaten and nitpicked. you won't even correct me when i misbabe you. i'm capable of arguing with you all night, but when you treat me this way i don't want to. do better.
Getting oil FOMO and thinking about longing. Looks like the top is in.
>oil almost below 100 againHave they turned on the printer again or is the market still made up of such goyim that trump saying "iran will surrender any moment now" will dump it?
>>62051301Exactly. That pictured attack was a combined strike, 6 ballistic missiles and a load of drones. One of the drones clearly piloted to take the high value asset right at the base of the radar. They were attacking 4 other countries at the same time. This does not look like a disorganised potshot. It's the Americans that are in disarray. They didn't even have troops ready.
>>62051314yes
>>62051302>The trap is so fucking obviousIt's so fucking obvious whenever I think of Iranians I see them rubbing their hands like Jews. A weird and unexpected vision.
glencore still doing wonders
>>62051314they turned the printer on at 4:30, the exact moment it plummeted after creeping up to 103 again
>>62051312But you never addressed what I said about the repeated claim that "Iran has no central command" the coordinated attacks and Russia and China giving intel conflict with this assessment, The scenario you and US government would want me to believe is that China is contacting and passing on info to some mid level officer who is now charge after all his superiors have been killed so he can attack American air bases? Doesn't make sense
>#OOTT | Israel's Kan: Fire Broke Out At Haifa Refinery Following A Hit #IranWar
Bill ACK-man -- or not rather just Bill Ackman?
>>62051306In the first few days they took out all their objectives. Then settled into retaliatory strikes. They are calm, collected and convincing. Trump is not. It's a trap.
>>62051306They have spent their "fat" munitions, what's now left is their "lean store" munition which is the one ACTUALLY intended to kill Americans who try.
>>62051322Doesn't look too bad.
>>62051324t. admiral ackbar
>>62051314This picture perfectly represents the ''markets'' right now.
Oil dumping under 102
>>62051324>>62051321they've shown a lot of courage and surprised with their capabilities but i still believe the usa has the upper hand and won't lose it. you can all have the last word on this subject i've said what i want.
What if there's a big fat green candle today?How will the /put/sraelis cope?
>>62051331I'm not on either side. I'm British. I only care about Britain.
>>62051337does the alliance mean nothing to you, admiral ackbar?
>>62051333The movement of oil is genuinely incomprehensible at this point.
>>62051306they don't need tothis is causing all the damage they need at the moment, they can wait this out now and they have several more escalation cards they can play.... i'm seeing far more calm, tactical and decisive measures from Iran than I am from US/Israel who just seem to be lashing out short of any way to end this>closing the read see via houthis>striking any boat on the gulf if they try and take kharg/strait>hitting more oil and gas infra in UAE>plus doing what they are already doingdon't for one minute think they aren't ready for the next movethey have already hit an oil refinery in Haifa this morning and hit what looked like a chemical plant in Israel over the weekend... plus all the launches and hits in the area in between riling the civilian population in these countries with sirens overnight every few hours lmao
>>62051338Trump has been less than friendly to us recently. Alliances are a two way street.
Remember none of this needed to happen if trump would have just pushed the Iranian nuclear deal over the finish line during his first term and let Iran's own incompetence bring about the regime's own collapse
>>62051337Both sides fags are real chads.
>>62051341They hit the Kuwait desalination plant that provides 40% of their water yesterday too. They are just showing their capabilities at this point. It's clear they can hit what they want and are aware of the pain points.
This is why markets are up btw
>>62051341don't forget they can also obliterate the saudi arabia land pipeline
>>62051350Kek. If you're going to lie, make it a whopper.
>>62051350Perhaps the investors will never stop believing what he says. We've reached cult status. He's a religious figure now.That's why the market is up. It's not logical, they believe there's a deal because he said it.
>>62051354Each scam pump just means the penny dropping will be worse.
What's pre-market doing? I can't be arsed personally.
>>62051356It's up, Trump claims Iran has essentially surrendered and the US is going to seize all their oil see >>62051350
So does anyone knows whats up with Sanrio Co. Ltd?It went from 28 bucks to 5 bucks over the weekend and I can't find anything that explains this.
>>62051355Yes but even if Iran agrees to some kind of deal, they'll be betrayed within days if not hours and the leaders who made the deal will be hit by Israeli airstrikes.Everyone who believes trump is getting killed at the negotiating table.I'm trading based on the fact that Iran has maybe grown up by now, if there's still subhumans sitting in Iran believing what trump says then they'll suffer and screw me too but that's how it is.
Trump now says US wants all their oil as part of a deal
>>62051314It's just crabbing, there is a clear resistance just above $100. Brent still hodling around $115. Waiting for news as usual.
Aaaaaaaand it's over.
>>62051362t-the big one?
>>62051360>sending +10000 soldiers to the region>not preparing for anythinguh ok
>>62051360>NO CARDSIran is finished.
>>62051256>Getting financial advice from the leader of a country that is locked out of free marketNgmi
>>62051354Or maybe everyone got burned out on THE BIGGEST DISASTER EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR when the Evergiven clogged that canal like a huge sideways turn in a toilet for 3 weeks that one time.>OMG MARKET CRASHING OMG WORLD HUNGER AND EMPTY SHELVES AND NO SHIT PAPER AND WE ALL GONNA DIEPeople just really give no fucks about a few fucking boats these days.
>>62051357Thanks, might get some trading done today then \o/
>>62051356Everything except oil is going up because of a news article that quite literally says "iran has given into everything, and we're probably going to take their oil".
>>62051367I remember the posts on how this was an epic conspiracy to crash the.... real estate market.
>>62051360>we're totally not prepping a ground operation (it's a SPECIAL COMBAT OPERATION, which is totally different from a special military operation btw)>but if I was you sure as hell wouldn't know ;)lmaoyeah sure donald
>>62051358https://www.marketscreener.com/news/sanrio-co-ltd-to-conduct-5-for-1-share-split-for-shareholders-as-of-march-31-ce7e5ad2dc81f72c
>>62051367>Reject the evidence of your eyes and believe the orange man, it doesn't cost you more to fill up the car!
>>620513585-to-1 stock splitthe price didn't effectively change, it's just denominated differently
>>62051369Going up because of greed rather. People don't want to miss out but it's misplaced.
>>62051360Not real and hugely homosexual.
Thread theme but only for anons long energy producers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlxmWQkhu2o
>extremely hot women are having their morning shits right nowbuy (female) natural gas
>>62051380gross
>>62051380women don't poop
>>62051310>looks more white than your average mutt and is definitely more white than your average kikeWhat the fuck, I was lied to
>>62051385You didn't remember how the supreme leaders grand daughter had extremely blue eyes, blond hair and white skin?Don't know how many look like that but it's more than the surrounding countries.
30 minutes for the great OIL DUMP. Gonna be epic
>>62051309>Following the Law of Ghalibaf, market day should be red. Let's see if it holds.That's not what he saidTACO was deployed so market is green todayTomorrow it will tank again
>>62051360>No link
>Strikes have destroyed aboveground launching facilities, temporarily blocked access to missiles stored underground and halted Iran’s ability to immediately build new missiles, according to satellite imagery, and Iranian military and defense experts who reviewed the findings. But the experts cautioned that Iran’s ballistic missile program has not been destroyed.>“They’re still shooting. That’s a key indicator,” said Tom Karako, director of the Missile Defense Project at the Center for Strategic and International Studies, a Washington-based think tankFucking kek
>0 smug bobo postswe are going to dump
>>62051374>>62051372Thanks a lot, so im not fucked, my broker just forgot to update my additional new shares or something like that. Time to write a ticket.
>>62051389>DUMPmeanwhile, in Haifa, a refinery is burningwhat are you on anon?
>>62051393>They’re still shooting. That’s a key indicatorlmao someone give this guy a medal
>>62051404We will dump. It's monday and price will go down in exactly 24 minutes. I have zero doubts in Bessent. Brent will touch at least $95. Probably lower. But I will close my x20 short at $95. Then, a long on wednesday maybe.
>$101 Oil>Stonks greenI love clown market, I just turn my lil brain off and keep clicking buy when I see red :3
>>62051404Proof of my short. I will post it again when I close it. I am a man of values.
>>62051404Refineries consume oil not produce it.
>>62051409No one cares about your paper trading
>>62051409Buy an ad.
Just noticed my green XOM id. Is it a sign?
>>62051411>>62051414My values seem to trigger you. It happens a lot in today's world. Nihilists get trigger by men of values.
>>62051420You were shilling hyperliquid earlier too.
Already made 65 euro sharting on nasdaq today. Time to buy another cake.
>>62051423No idea who you're talking about, just woke up, took a shower and open my short. And now I will see how it prints money.Why do so many people get triggered by hyperliquid? Many people on biz get all worked up. Interesting
Whats your favorite stock to hold forever? I’m thinking about buying some tobacco stocks
>>62051353Heh
>>62051429>GOOGL>NVDA>AMZN>META>GRRR>PLTR
>OILthey're forced to cover their short position before expiry. if you are short on OIL rn you are pretty retarded
>>62051409based crypto dex trader
>>62051436Imagine buying physical oil instead of paper trading, couldn't be me.
>>62051250try CF, IPI, NTR, GEV, CCJ, UUUU, BWXT
>>62051405Well, looks like this state-the-obvious guy would actually be the one with the highest IQ if he was in that administration. Promote him.
>Air Baltic bond yield shot up to 70%kek
>>62051389>>62051406where is it?
>>62051453Take it easy, brother. Bessent had too much sex yesterday and shat his pants. He's cleaning himself right now. He will dump us before the hourly candle closes :)
>>62051126Do you think Saudi GIP pays that Islamist Santa to go to Houthi rallies and look as insane as possible while posing for Western Media?
You finally found somebody retarded enough to openly admit 'yes we are bandits' kekGood luck with Kong Island btw, exploding mutts ftw!
I voted for this
>>62051465You lost tranny.
>>62051367its impressive how dumb some of yall are
>>62051462>tfw you want to be even more of a retarded president but your military officials won't let you
>>62051468>yallr*dditeur detected
>>62051163>falling for what? Taliban is getting oblirated. the next step is they sign the agreement or take their poppy fields and continue bombing their infrastructure. Taliban can't do a god damn thing about it. their one trick pony is about to end
I voted for this and will vote again for this.
>>62051479based and Trump pilled. Fuck trannies
Puts on the ground by market close.
physical wheat
Do those weird evangelicals in America celebrate easter? Do they close for the resurrection? Don't care about their jewish religion and their fucked up rituals with Erika Kirt, I just wanna know if they're gonna close the markets
>>62051501Long poultry.
>>62051505I prefer my poultry short and stout.
>>62051505Long pig.
>>62051461This is the muzzie version of that NYSE guy thats in every pic
To miss the bottom or get blown away after buyingchoices choices
>securities slightly green today>oil prices fairly stableHas the conflict and closing of the pool been priced in fully already?
>straight is open chudyeah, no
>>62051458
>>62051517Yeah the markets getting bored of red, soon come some mega green dildos.And all the bears and oil baggies here will stomp their little feet and cry 'ITS NOT FAIR IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO CRASH'And all the chillass bulls will be like 'Moo smigga MOO'Panicans BTFOBears BTFOOil Baggots BTFOTrust the plan or have your povertyfolio eliminated, patriots are in control!
>>62051450RIP
>>62051461i look like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8TKMfYye0
>>62051521Take it easy, brother. The dump is coming. Do you remember those old jokes people used to say when we were kids to the guys that had female mannerisms? Like "you're leaking OIL!", "don't wear white trousers!". Bessent is still having some problems. Once he's done, he will dump us :)
>tfw there is no banana etf or ticker available for me to trade
WHEN IS THIS BULLSHIT GONNA END MAN
For the copers who don't believe Iran is only letting the ships through if they pay for goods in yuan. Dudes who are actually there confirm ithttps://youtu.be/CuDaUTZY0qo&t=88
>>62051527This?https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/4324.SR/
told you they would pump it overnight lmaopredictable, retards will think it's bullish just like they do every green futures
oh look, the markets greenmight be time to long today
>>62051529In about tree fiddy
>>62051537
Day 31 of winning the iran war, damn it feels good to be an American
>>62051539You will never get to cum boboNow get back in your chastity cage like a good lil teddy :3
>futuresbobos getting fucked lmao!
Don’t be a panican
>>62051432>GRRRThis is the heaviest bleeder in my portfolio smigger.Also, Captchas really suck.
>>62051542bobo cummed pretty hard in meta and microsoft doe
>>62051541I hope you are not implying sandniggers are making the market crash.
>>62051533>Banan Real Estate Co>Saudi exchangecomfyshame it won't exist soon
buy 1dte puts above 6460your welcome
>>62051552yoor*
>>62051547Yeah its always darkest before the dawn, but you can buy the entire company for equity price right now. Forward PE of 3 and they keep signing contracts, most of my initial worries have been alleviated I'll just keep slurping this shit up.
>>62051552yeah im just gonna long today dude, thanks
>>62051561you're funeral
what the fuck happenedalgos fucked up again?
>>62051563down markets have irrational short lived rallies all the time. were in a good spot for some short profit taking and overall market volume is low because nobody wants to do anything. buying 1dtes with a 30 vix is "you're" funeral as it were. terrible risk to reward
WTF WTF WTF
amerishits are going to dump it back right
With Jews you win!
Someone bought huge volume on Nasdaq just now
now that msm is talking about insider trading the "volume" fags are gonna be even more insufferable>omg abnormal volume detected! insider trading! waahhhhh
>>62051572algos fucked up, it's on everything: SPX, USD, SILVER, OIL, ...insane
>Trump On #Iran: US In Serious Discussions With A New, And More Reasonable, Regime To End Our Military Operations In Iran – TSL - Great Progress Has Been Made But, If For Any Reason A Deal Is Not Shortly Reached, Which It Probably Will Be, And If The Hormuz Strait Is Not Immediately “Open For Business,”- We Will Conclude Our Lovely “Stay” In Iran By Blowing Up And Completely Obliterating All Of Their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells And Kharg Island (And Possibly All Desalinization Plants!)
>>62051566it's a 1dte, who cares about the VIX. almost pure gamma. JPM collar at 6475, if the market gets up there it will fucking careen lower from there sometime between today and tomorrow. it's a fantastic risk reward if you size appropriately
>>62051575These algo traders are getting buttfucked to oblivion lately, aren't they?
was propably oil mùarket reacting to this and the rest following?
>>62051574thank you for your contribution to our wonderful thread. At least mine was stocks-related as opposed to 200 posts of IRGC vs USA
Just bought microstrategy, it is sure to win.
>>62051577>it's a 1dte, who cares about the VIXdo you do look at options pricing right. you do see how much the market has to move for you to even break even on a 1dte right. multibagger potential is severely limited, statisticallybad.risk.to.reward
>>62051576>YOU HAVE 48 HOURS + 5 DAYS + 10 DAYS TO DILATE THE HORMUSSY
>>62051576wtf it's real. what an insane thing to say kek
>>62051576Answer me this, is the POTUS a man of integrity?Can Iran trust him?
I should just set stupidly high sell prices overnight, one day one of these algo retards will fill it for me
>>62051576Its so ridiculous that he just says the same shit every day.>already won>talks going well
>>62051576Surely the algo reactions to Trump posts are just giving out free money to someone at this point
>>62051587no
>>62051588ive been setting orders all last week for these scamwicks and i never got fills, they dont last long enough and the jews get fill priority
>>62051586>what an insane thing to say kek
>>62051586>we will conclude our stay by committing ALL the warcrimes :). Thank you for your attention to this matter
This pump is fake af.
every monday since feb has been green
>>62051586Grandpa shat his pants again.
>>62051586the world doesnt take this seriously because the us military is not going to commit warcrimes. the orders will simply not be given to do much of thatthis is also reflected in markets not caring about his retarded nonsense
Oh look at that! Futures are green.Panicans in shambles.
damnhow do I make money during recession?
>>62051576>>62051586he's actually fucking lost it
>>62051602raise cash
>>62051599>us military is not going to commit warcrimesYeah I'm sure the US military is full of people who deeply care about the lives of brown muslims and totally don't consider them subhuman.
>>62051597My financial analyst who never makes mistakes says the market will fall off the cliff within the next 2 months.Maybe by mid April. So when there's a dump I'll buy my ultimate position is to sell hard whenever there's a pump.
>>62051602Invest in kneepads
> futures
>>62051605I wish they'd at least care about the white ones. They killed a blond baby in the opening salvo.
>>62051606>financial analyst who never makes mistakesYour larp went too far
Oh, this is the new regime he was talking about yesterday. >“The next regime is mostly dead, and the third regime, we’re dealing with different people than anybody’s dealt with before. It’s a whole different group of people,” Trump said, adding, “So I would consider that regime change, and frankly, they’ve been very reasonable.”>Trump also expressed confidence in potential diplomacy despite the escalation. “I think we’ll make a deal with them, pretty sure… but we’ve had regime change,” he said.LMAO the old demented orange boomer falling for the for the oldest scam in the world tailored towards the elderly. You know, the one where some scammers impersonate someone and elderly fucking falls for it and get sucked out of their money.Jesus fucking Christ.
>>62051605no general is going to give the orders to do a lot of things in that post, period. the military is bigger than a demented old man with no grasp on reality
>>62051360He's going to get Iraq to join them in a fatwa
They're making deals with new regime but where is the evidence the a new one is even in place?
>>62051615The new regime was real in his mind.
>>62051615The new regime goes to a different school.
>>62051615I bet it's Reza Pahlavi, Iran's oil was promised to him a long time ago.
>>62051586>(and possibly all desalinization plants!)He's so salty about the Iran's response to his previous Truth social post.
>>62051615Iran literally keeps tweeting "we have no idea what hes talking aboutEven last night he lied about the 20 ships in the straight
>>62051612>“So I would consider that regime change, and frankly, they’ve been very reasonable.” All objectives have been met, time to go home right?He got the regime change he wanted.
>>62051612he thinks he's in deep negotiations with the iranian leadership and it's actually mossad on the other end stringing him along
>>62051576>>62051586>We Will Conclude Our Lovely “Stay” In Iran By Blowinghe thinks hes cute saying this kind of stuff but iran isnt going to just give up and get nothing. Not after you blew up their religious figure during Ramadan.
why green?
>>62051615The new regime is me and 3 of my pals. And now we're fucking filthy rich with your money Thanks suckers, see you on some island. My name is John Doe btw.
does the schizo US market open at 15h30 again or are they still at 14h30? I don't understand this shit
>>62051618and his trusted advisors
Iran tweeted to say that this is market manipulation what, Saturday? It’s obviously bs. Might buy puts and I don’t even buy options.
>>62051612>>62051615>lied about 10 ships being let through as a gift>lied that iran asked him to be ayatollah>lied about everythingThere is no deal, its just buying time until the weekend when the invasion starts.
I'm trimming a bunch of positions into this premarket pump. Fuck this shit, I don't trust it one bit.At least now my portfolio is 20% cash
>>62051630Iran is just as bad a source as trump
Ayatollah Kushner is a very reasonable man. I don't know why you guys are doubting me that negotiations are going very well
>>62051612>sar this is dave from IRGC do NOT REDEEM the ground invasion war crimes benchode>I will be needing 20 billion US dollars in amazon gift cards to end this war
He said this before market opens is he trying to profit off the dump this time around
>he thought that this time, FOR SURE, the market won't suck off TrumpLOAD VP THE FVD... THEN PVMP EET.
DEVIL TRIPSAND WE FUCKINGDEVIL RIPSOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHYYYYYYEAAHHHHHHHUSA USA USA USA USA USA!
>>62051644Sad!
>>62051644biggest crash of the decade confirmed
>>62051634I don’t think that’s true. Trump lies just about every time he opens his mouth.
What's the point of premarket trading if we can't even buy/sell
SPY 650 today
>>62051576
>>62051360Can't believe you guys post fake tweets and half of the board still believes themWhy do it
This is like QE except with social media posts.
>>62051644Oh fugg I hit autopostForgive me senpai senpai
Trump will pay for his lies.
>>62051656kek
Is whole admins plan to manipulate markets and to finish up war before they can respond. That's what it seems like to me
lmao he did it again this week to get a green dayI wonder what people are gonna make hundreds of millions today
>>62051586its over
why is everyone surprisedthe trend is still red niggas shit doesn't just dump one way when there's nothing new to the situation>troops still days away if they even do anything>timeline still weeks to months>trump still bullshitting and clearly on the back foot
>>62051661>does all this shit>iran torches all infrastructure in the region in responseWhat now, big boy
>>62051644Reroll lolDEVIL TRIPSAND THE MARKETDEVIL RIPSSPY 666 EOD
NIGGER FRIDAY
>>62051656>>62051660>>62051661vibes run the stock market and always have. cope and seethe.
>>62051661Why does anyone even pay attention to this shit anymore? Its obvious negotiations are going nowhere fast if you have to make the same threats over and over. Just get it over with and blow Iran sky high like you said you would
What the fuck kind of solution is that?>yep we are talking to the new regime>but we might also destroy this alleged regime's oil wells and electricity before we leave
PUMP or DUMP on market open. Post your predictions.I predict DUMP
>>62051675It's cheeto demonstrating his "art of the deal" (it doesn't work)
>>62051672every day cant be a red day in the market. you need some green days inbetween or the whole thing crashes
>>62051672nobody wins in war babe. fighting is destructive to both sides when you think about it. war is diplomacy by other means, we've been negotiating this whole time, they just turned hostile a month ago. we don't want to hit iran, they just aren't listening and are making us do it. they could stop this any time.
>>62051651>if we can't even buy/sellworks4me
>>62048261>>62048261>>62048261
>>62051676today will be a consolidation day short of any wild news.... nothing major either way, maybe mild green
>>62051651Even an eurocuck like me can trade. Been doing it for 6 hours already
>>62051675The military is currently controlled by a weird jew worshipping evangelist neo con cult. And thats not even me exaggerating. We're getting key figures in Trump's inner circle going>"You're not a Christian if you don't support Israel!">"Judaism is the foundation of Christianity! All you Catholics and Orthodox and Fake Protestants are wrong and fake Christians!"They unironically believe they can trigger the rapture. Its peak boomer hysteria
>>62051686buddy, you have been spamming the same picture for days now.And living in Algeria doesn't make you European
>>62051669>vibes run the stock market and always haveUsually, those vibes have a bit of intelligence behind them. What we're seeing now is people blindly following the ramblings of a proven liar.
>>62051672They do in case something important is being said, but this is not the case. I don't think markets reacted to this pretty much at all.
>>62051692brother we are kabyla aryan, pure saxon stock.
>>62051692
Man, Barron will end up richer than Musk after all of this shit is done and literally burning.
>>62051689Like Paula White is the Senior Advisor to the White House Faith Office (because thats now apparently a thing) and she's calling for all Christians to take their 10% tithe from their church and send it directly to Israel for Netanyahu
>>62051699Are you seriously daytrading?RIP you in a few weeks/months. Demise is inevitable
>>62051702Is this like, boomer-only thing? Will these "people" be gone after boomers die out? AFAIK younger MAGAtards don't like pissrael
>>62051699what the fuck is this retarded shitnice waste of time retard
>>62051703It's play money. Other than that I have $10k in ETFs and $150k in cash + bonds
>>62051689>>62051702I thought you guys got over your religious kooks in government shit with Bush
>>62051676Slight pump today.
>>62051707Scalping algos is my hobby and it brings me lots of fun. I don't see it as a waste of time at all.
>>62051711>Scalping algos is my hobbylmao retard. they are scalping you
>Mr. President... we're going to need another Truth.
>>62051714Why so nervous? I made 60 euro scalping today after fees and I'm done for the day. Going to shop to buy a cake now with my well-deserved profits.
WERE BACK
>>62051308underrated
>>62051672They are completely empty threats because iran could just respond by blowing up all the oil and gas infrastructure in the region and send oil to like $400 a barrelTrump lost
>>62051718Carrot cake?
DUMB SHIT BAKER !!!
if you can complain you can bake
>>62051718based, enjoy fren
BREAD PLEASE GOD I'M STARVINGJUST A CRUMB MR. BAKERPLEASE I GOT WEEUNS TO FEED
>>62051702babe, i don't wanna fight with you about israel, so i'll just say they're our garrison in the middle east. if it didn't exist it would make sense to create it. those nations didn't balkanize willingly, they aren't subjugated happily, and israel makes a huge difference in the region. if you'd rather it be a nato or un territory that would i guess be rational but you just have jew hate and it reveals your ignorance of geopolitics.
>>62051728let them eat cake
which one bros?
let them eat ass
>>62051729JUDEN
>leader of Iran warned everyone "not to go into the market tomorrow"
>>62051738Left, cancer is always a possibility for me, and I don't care about starving niggers in africa
>>62051666
>>62051112remember frens, vix is still at 30, even though you see some green, the market is pricing shit can hit the fan. be careful out there
>>62051743whites are gonna be starving soon too. enjoy food costing 10x due to various factors that hamper food productionrenting nothing and being happy was only the tip of the icebergnow you will be starved to death until morale improves
>>62051757premarket vix is never accurate, itll drop 10% at open
>>62051758I live in a country that exports food thoughbeitever
day 31
>>62051759it sure will : ^ )
>>62051762Damn, imagine the prices in the next year.
kek oil baggies
Trump is speaking to reporters at 9am: https://rollcall.com/factbase/trump/calendar/I assume this means selling my long oil position, for just the next hour or so, would basically ensure I can get back in for a lower price, right? A bit of a novice here, but its a LOT of my money... I can trade premarket using thinkorswim.
>tfw you missed the generational bottom
>>62051780he's already ranted once this morning so would expect there to be no new news otherwise he would have said so alreadyhis ramblings arent working anymore eitherbut yeah you could roll the dice and maybe stick a lowball buy order inbe careful though anon, they are going all out rigging, if you're already up then maybe take the profit
i shall bake then
test
>>62051780Oil is a complete gamble at this stage. The market swings entirely on Trump's truth social posts. You could get a lower price, or you could get no change at all. I wouldn't dare sit with a lot of money in oil right now.
>>62051762>this 3 week old substack has scheduled the apocalypse
Open the market already
>>62051790>+0.85%>not working
new>>62051800>>62051800>>62051800>>62051800
Did EST move back an hour? WTF!OPEN THE MARKETS FUCKING NOW!OR ELSE!Thank you for your attention to this matter! DJT
>>62051795You could also get those tasty SHEL divys that pay out today if you were smart enough to invest before ex dividend.
