Shit is mad tarded>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smg thread>>62053530
He died for this
> futures
give me a reason why I don't put most of my port in USO right nowsome of you faggots told me not to when it was at 100 saying it would never be 130ground troops on iran and its going to 180.
BRICShit won!jk lmao
Tomorrow we pumpAll in SOXLYou didn't listen
A moment of silence for all the techfags we lost.
>>62054277Do it, I need the price to drop.
>>62054277SOXS
>>62054277wouldn't opening the strait cause the price of oil to go down
wheat
>>62054283I hope Chieanon wasn't one of them and that he's okay
You bought bonds today didn't you anon?
>>62054288Oil infrastructure goes boom, prices go all the way to 200
>>62054275He hasn't aged a day.
>>62054291I'm waiting for the 15% yield we had in 1981.
>>62054288a lot of oil and gas infrastructure is damaged, it takes years to repairif the war continues the prices are fucked for a long time even if the war ends
Perfectly on track as predicted.Buckle up.
>>62054275He'll stay young forever o7
>>62054291I threw my gambling port into SGOV
>>62054275US has resorted to child soldiers, how shameful
How low does he let the market go before he TACOs? Should I wait for TQQQ to hit $10? Is that possible?
>>62054288tons of infactucture was destroyed. the stuff I read was saying 3-5 to about half back on. high oil is here to stay and the shock had barely hit yet.
how do I profit from picrel?
>>6205431217.50 was the low in April. Speculate from that.
>>62054300Never ever coming back. With the way IORB is structured, the fed would have to pay banks 15% interest for parking their money there. They can hardly handle 4% (in fact they can’t handle even that, they’ve been completely underwater for two years straight).
>>62054309>I threw my gambling port into SGOV
>>62054312takes two to TACO this time fren
>>62054288no, because it would take time for shipping to reach the ports of destination which takes weeks on end, it also depends how badly damaged and degraded oil infrastructure is from this idiotic war, which I think we can all agree on isn't going to be at hundred percent for all the public declarations being made, it should be glaringly obvious by now that no one is talking to each other because there are no adults in the roomso the narratives about the strait being opened and oil prices receding like your hairline are pure hopium
what's the best play here>callsoilVIX>putsTQQQSOXL
>>62054315>kikes finally getting what they deserve How do you NOT profit from this?
>>62054312Bottom's in when you see Bill Ackman crying on TV.
>>62054325The oil beast has been unshackled..
>>62054324>receding like your hairlinebro uncalled for
Boom
Y'all bear niggas made sure to cover your shorts today right? You didn't get greedy and leave them on with everything being as oversold as it is right now right? Straight down is not a pattern
How do I long Spanish tankers that get to pass Hormuz for free and thus the rebirth of the Armada, soon to be known as the European Shadow Fleet?
MU is on sale. I might buy some tomorrow. What does the market know that I don't?
>>62054325I got absolutely heemed on $GUSH calls today, although im still up on the that shit blew up 10% of my portfolio all because this stupid orange nigger can't keep his fucking mouth shut whenever I try making money
>>62054288Yes but subsequent restocking of reserves and the buildout of new, even larger reserves could keep oil prices elevated for years.I think formerly poorfag Southeast Asian countries that don't have big reserves will definitely build them after this.As for India I have no idea what the fuck they were doing. A country of over a billion people with enough reserves to last 2 weeks. They are Indians so they might not learn.
I can't believe people still don't understand the oil situation.Possible areas of relief:>rationing prioritized for industry>Release of oil and lng from Russia to Wesern countries>Long term oil drilling projects>Long term alternative sources such as coal liquefaction and green energy>restoring of the strait and repair projects on gulf oil infrastructure (months-years)In short, shit's fucked. It's fucked for a long time. Prepare accordingly.
>>62054288>>62054288It'll take months to do that. For one you have to convince all the shipping companies and insurance companies that the Strait is actually safe, they won't know if the Strait is safe, or if it's just """safe""" and the war is going to resume again after a monthThen you have to consider there are issues with storing oil or shutting down fields for an extended period of time. Because you can only store so much oil there have been wells that were closed down. Some of them can be reset quickly, but if others were plugged up, they have to be reopened through a slow, arduous process to avoid damaging the field. And there is always a chance that the field itself is damaged if the wells stop flowing for too long because water can rush back in to the pores of the rockAnd that's just oil, we're not considering LNG either or the business angle of all this, even if production restarts properly there will be a lag before businesses and manufacturers can restructure properly in response to the changes
I just want to make money againI don't know how to predict the warI don't even understand how the war impacts this shit
>>62054324>receding like your hairlineA low blow.
>>62054339all doomer scenarios were priced in weeks ago
>>62054341just buy gigaputs when the market is going down, not hard
>>62054332i think it's Repsol, for sure it's a spanish oil and gas company but i have no clue if it's the one that specifically is allowed to go past the strait. It also pays massive dividends
>>620542881 days of disruption = ~ 1 week required to fix the long term economic damage and reach stability
>>62054334making chips requires Heliumguess what's not coming from the gulf
>>62054332Armada you say...
>>62054341If you're dumb you lose money. I sold 85% of my portfolio on 2nd of march and went long oil. I'm up 25% on the month, which is a lot better than -40% if I'd stayed in my previous position. Then again I'm not American so I'm not subjected to taxes on sales. Lmfao "bôj de dipp"
>>62054339>>Release of oil and lng from Russia to Wesern countriesYou know russian ports are out of action? Right?
>>62054359There are other ways. But yeah, that's fucked too.
>>62054354usa has is its own helium
>>62054361>other waysDruzba pipeline mixing and pumping station is also dead.
Nice cooking, Japan, but you won't be able to subsidy for that long.
>>62054359>>62054339I unironically believe that people are so distracted by the gulf problem that they don't realize that Ukraine just blew up and took offline 40% of Russian oil export capacity. A disruption with Russia alone was enough to shoot prices above $100/barrel in 2022
>>62054362Not refined enough for chips. That comes from Qatar only.
>>62054358yeah, I was afk for a month and missed the sell the portfolio moment and now I'm stuck wondering if this is selling at the bottom or a falling knifehard to reason about things since the US seems to have no clue what it wants to do, but maybe I'm just dumbhappy for you though to have played this right (genuinely!)
>>62054373IMO since we are not even down 10% from ATH this is not the bottom
>>62054369Another classic 'every action' moment for orange man. Ukraine were forced into it by him lifting sanctions.
>>62054368>Nice cooking, Japan, but you won't be able to subsidy for that long.you underestimate the power of their debt sorcerythey are like inverse jews.
>>62054368Aren't the euros the ones subsidizing? Why Japs not hike the price?
>>62054376The fat lady hasn't even started warming up her tonsils yet.
>>62054370we also refine our own helium. posts like these make me realize 99% of the doomerposting on smg is the most poorly researched fud possible
>>62054377This is the funniest part. And them developing their own means of reaching those targets. No means of pressure anymore. Zero cards. Which is quite ironic.
>>62054379>Aren't the euros the ones subsidizing?Are you having a laugh?
There is no reason to check my portfolio. My META option has already lost 90% of its value and it can now either go up till it expires in 2 weeks, or I sell it literally for the value of 2 pizzas.
>the strait is open>it's safekek
>>62054369>Ukraine just blew up and took offline 40% of Russian oil export capacitywell that's bullish because it could mean Russia finally coming to reason and that war ending, followed by investment and economic growth in Ukraine and Europe
Listening to the 5 go off on Democrats for an hour without mentioning Trump running his party into a bog underground lately... very constructive programming
>>62054389Russia can fight that war for 100 years if needed
>>62054393CNQ... you gotta stop. Your dividend too hard. your reserves too different. Your bbls too bad. They'll kill you.
>>62054395With what men
>>62054381I'm aware you refine it. You don't refine it to the required purity (ultra high purity 99.9999+%) for chip making though. You only get to 99.997%. (industrial grade)Posts like yours remind me why I consistently make money from people like you.
>>62054393Its pretty hilarious last year there was a group of people on Twitter mugging Canadians and telling them they're gonna get invaded/be annexed, etc and now we're in a position where without their oil we have no decent alternative to meet our oil needs anymore unless we gave money directly to the Russians, if they'd even be willing to sell it to us.
>>62054373Even afk how did you miss the bombing of the Shia pope? That's enough for anyone to get reading and spend the next 48 hours only reading up on this shit. Time-investment to money return nothing beats it.
>>62054400We refine grade a industrial helium. There's no such thing as higher grade. Your post is absolute doomer gibberish and lies.
>proto-futures
>>62054395Russia won't see out the year. Screencap this.
>>62054387I heard the strait is safe and effective
>>62054303Oil and gas infrastructure does not take years to repair, otherwise Russia wouldn't have oil industry by now.
What do you guys think about SNDK and the news that less storage will be needed for AI with Google's advancements?
>It's quantumly impossible for America to refine helium.
Hormussy is wet
>>62054275Can't believe we send 17 year olds out to die for Israel.
> arguing about how many coffee filters you need to stack to get pure helium for high grade space chips
>>62054414if we were anywhere near the limit or max potential of ai this would be huge. ai needs grow round the clock and it's not stopping for the foreseeable future
>>62054393>>62054402That and aluminumApparently when Trump jacked up the prices on Canadian aluminum to 50%, US consumers of aluminum like canning facilities went and started buying their aluminum from the Middle East while Canadian aluminum foundries locked in long term supply deals with Europe.So Aluminum is way more expensive than it needed to be and there will probably be a shortage of it in the US. Making aluminum is apparently very energy intensive, so places with low electricity costs dominate the production and domestic US aluminum smelters didn't bother opening new plants.
>>62054400Lol let traders keep on trading, nobody's gonna make crazy gains if the market is sane. It's clear from the media coverage and market reaction till now that papernecks think oil can be printed like money, and that US statements become fact
>>62054426>jacked up the prices*Jacked up the tariffs
>I eat 9s for breakfast.
>>62054400>>62054428post positions pls
I sold all my stocks, sitting with 310000 in cash. Not sure what to do now at all, everything is down.
>>62054426CENX
top is in for oil and gas....
>>62054404Sure bubba. And your cars are quality product too, and your food and your fucking gold painted temu oval office.America doesn't know what refined means.
ITLL ONLY GET WORSE
>>62054420those are eyedrops right?
>>62054438yeah and our technology is all just an elaborate series of tubes and actually china makes the best tech amirite AliExpress CPU is actually better when you consider my proprietary secret fundamentals that have put me up over 1000k% this month alone
>>62054432Mostly cash but I hold RTX, BAE, HBR and AEP. (FTSE)I also have shiny rocks and crypto.
>>62054395With what fuel
>>62054426whats the deal with tariffs anyway?do they still exist or did he get bored and move on to dropping bombs?last i heard was the supreme court ruled against him, he said he had other ways of doing it, but then the war happened..sounds like he just rinsed everyone with higher prices and didn't give back the money he promised via stimmies or tax cuts
>>62054437Rip cryptobros...even more
>>62054447>our technologyYour wunderwaffe ai? Lmao. We already have lmgtfy.
>Light as a feather, stings like a bee, floating over head, what's that? It's me, helium 3.
>>62054450Currently in the courts as consumers fight to get the money they paid instead of it being returned to corporations.
>>62054432Balls deep long USO, calls at 200 in June and Dec
>>62054455doomers really don't know how anything works and someone gave them money to invest. truly these are times we are living in
>>62054312he cant really TACO tho. Iran is the one that decides when to open the strait. Trump cant just say "i win" and walk away.
>>62054463Post your oil shorts then, it's free money right?
>>62054461200? bro wtf
>>62054443>civil servants use crisis as excuse for not coming into the office
>>62054334Don't buy, buddy. Wait until the earnings call or set an alert for when it rises past a certain, hopefully-safe point and seemingly stays or keeps rising, as it'll just keep getting lower and lower upper bounds. I already lost.
>>62054466If I were into gambling I'd be at the roulette table. I give no fucks about your paper games. Time in the market beats timing the market gamble cancer fag
>>62054432150% in north american and Norwegian oil producers.
hi
>>62054450I think it's being litigated, the ones on Canada and Mexico were done under the premise of national security related to Fentanyl trafficking
>>62054437kek I fucking love this shit. it just exists for people to get ripped by it lmao
>>62054463>doomersI haven't laughed this hard since Jan 6th 2021.
>>62054467It's already at 130 and the Americans are severely downplaying the situation. Even if USO doesn't hit 200 (it's already 130 and rising), speculation and panic is gonna make those options grow
>>62054443We are one month max away from a global liquidity crisis. No country will escape. Which means the big print. Everywhere is coming. All metals, critical minerals. Despite the demand destruction. Are the place to be. But be careful of oil and gas. It’s the last to pop. Cash out before it leaks. By mid April have 50% cash. I expect a short very sharp plunge in all assets. But what you want to take advantage of the commodity bull that’s coming. The gulf is being deliberately wrecked. Deep down I don’t think the plan is to open Hormuz. It’s to destroy the gulf and naturally it will follow. The US and the Russia China Axis become the only major players left standing. The US despite its financialised problems. With Canada is sitting on oceans of hard assets and commodities. And in the end. When you need to re-collateralise debt. You need things of physical value. So as a European all my money is in US and Canadian metals and commodities. Because I can’t invest in China or Russia because there will be a financial iron curtain for a decade before a balance settles down. So if you’re in the west. You want a jurisdiction that’s metals, oil, gas and commodities self sufficient and net exporter. That’s USA Canada plus South America. Sad to say Europe will be a disaster. But that’s where my money is going.
>>62054471Puts for USO at normal prices are dirt cheap for December. Surely the war will be over by then and you'll rake in a decejt profit even with a tiny investment.If you're not gonna back your statements then gtfo
>>62054474The litigation is going to take decades. It's a real cluster fuck.It's especially amusing that it's Americans who are begging for their money back. The same Americans that told us we would pay, not them. >https://www.ballardspahr.com/insights/alerts-and-articles/2026/03/tariff-ied-of-a-refund-lawsuit-takeaways-from-the-early-complaints
Oil hitting 105, it's actually inching up slowly and painfully
>Gas pipeline attacked and blown up in PakistanWorld war 3 happening in 2 more weeks
>>62054480puts and calls are gambling retardo have fun losing all your money
>>62054478>RussiaRussia isn't standing. Russia will need a half century to get back on its feet after it's Ukraine debacle.
>>62054486Buy stocks is gambling retardo, just invest in your wardrobe and house
>>62054486>lol doomers are idiots and wrong!>i won't trade against them cause im certain they're dumb and wrong, i'll follow them
>Can't make an omelette without cracking a few helium cylinders.
Scotty doesnt knowThat Bobo and meShort this gay ass market every tuesday
>>62054482Wait till the squeeze happens. Naked short selling always is just a compressed spring. And oil. Being the most important commodity that simply can’t be rolled over in paper games like short and silver. Is the hardest and most violent commodity to short sell. Because it simply has to be acquired. It’s the blood of the system. But when it blow up soon. Sell it. Wait for the crash and pile back in.
boomers ensuring nobody has a chance at life after them
>>62054482Another tanker was hit in the gulf and is burning.
If the inevitable taco is rejected tomorrow it's going DOWN down
>NFPs on friday
I keep buying, do I pause buys or keep buying? Realistically I can buy 5000 more in the next 30 days.
>>62054505Thursday will be the carnage day.
>>62054512Markets closed Friday.
>>62054488You realize Russia doesn't even exist for half a century, right? In 91 it was reset to zero and it didn't take half a century to reach whatever you perceive its currently unreachable high point to be. 2007, is that the point when Russia was "on its feet"?
>>62054517Shhh. Don't tell Donny.
>>62054515Derisking before the long weekend?
>>62054478absolute knower of thingsthe destruction is deliberate, saw something today that solidified it beyond doubt for me. the attack on the desal plant in kuwait. i thought "why the fuck would they do that? they don't gain anything." sure enough:>Iran Alleges Series Of 'False Flags' - Including On Kuwait Water Plant - Designed To Perpetuate Wari believe them. the demonic cult that controls Dump/Netanyahu placed Dump in office in 2016 specifically to usher in WW3. it's why i've stayed short; everybody thinks the situation revolves around nation states when it simply isn't the case. the people perpetuating this have no intention of stopping because they don't have anything to lose here. iranian belligerants probably don't understand this (or are aspect to it but i don't think so given they're trying to overthrow them) but they do understand what they're up against WANTS them to go complete apeshit and destroy everything around them so they are keeping their cards close, staying level headed.
>>62054518The last time Russia collapsed and was reborn it had soviet infrastructure and weapons stockpile to fall back on. This time it does not.
>>62054523Nfp plus a possible gulf invasion?I'd hope so.
>>62054488Could argue they are ahead of the rest of the west in terms of dealing for things that are now coming to othersThey spent the last 5 years pivoting to do things themselvesPlus they are pretty self sufficient in terms of what the other anon mentioned, which is whats really going to matterI'm in europe, and it's fucked... 90%+ of the public still don't know whats coming, neither do lot of the politicians and those that do are purposely contributing to the coming collapse
Are near the bottom? yes or no be honest no memes or bullshit.
>>62054444no its clear Oil
>>62054532DYOR
>>62054400It requires grade 6 gas of which there are 5 producers in the United states. You cant lie these days buddy.
>>62054532God no. This isn't even the warm up.
>>62054532Not even close.
>>62054514keep buying. this shit will blow over and iran will just give up once we stop covering them
>powell saying inflation is fine, no rate hikes from oil shockPMbros are gonna be eatin so good in a few months once the metal sell-off is over and it rips back up off inflation.
>>62054359>>62054367how did they manage to send oil to cuba then?https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/30/americas/us-russian-oil-tanker-access-cuba-intl-hnk
>>62054541It takes a tanker days or even a month to cross the Atlantic. Either it was already near Cuba, or it was sent out before infrastructure got blown up
>put most of my money into UCO>its a 2x oil fund but it invests in 3 different futures instead of the on the run monthly that USO does>tired of watching USO go up by 4% and UCO go up by 2%UCO has a 200% margin requirment, USO's is 30%. USO isn't leveraged so it doesn't have chop loss.I'm not sure how I feel about this. this was OK for me the past month because of trumps retard TRVTH posts, but if I want full gain from oil going to 150, I'm not sure whats bestI guess if anything stupid makes spot prices dive I'll move some money from UCO to USObut even then I'm not sure because it obvious that the market still thinks that curve farther out is going to go down, so oil 6 months out is not being priced into the yield curve yet which means further gainsits a puzzler
>>62054528It also had a civil war in Chechnya and like 3 economic collapses in the 90s alone. And most of that Soviet infrastructure was squandered by oligarchs and corrupt politicians in a matter of years so by the time Russia reached that "peak" in 00s that you so fondly remember, none of that shit was left.You're massively overestimating how high that peak was and how unreachable it is now
>>62054545this is the key to understanding literally everything about the new geopolitical and economic climate. its like turning a giant ship around. it takes time for it to go in the other direction. and so were going to see markets in turmoil for a while.bottom is not in until markets in turmoil tv special
Is SOXL an insta slurp if it hits single digits?Like if I buy at 9, i dont even care if it goes down to 5 cause I know its going back up to 70 when this is all over. Am I wrong yes or no
>>62054541The Baltic ports were blown up over 5 consecutive days last week. That tanker has been on the way for ages.
>>62054550>It also had a civil war in Chechnya2 wars funnily enough
>>62054485Balochi's?Who is supporting them?
>>62054539The selloff is over. Pump my bags.
>>62054555>The Baltic ports were blown up over 5 consecutive days last week.I see, I didn't know about that.bravo, murica. the orange retard in charge surely loves to have people become poor or die of hungerbtw, will europeans ever grow balls and have him stop? what about china?
>>62054558Indians are trying pretty hard to get Balochistan to secede.
>>62054565All the europeans who know what's coming are purposely trying to collapse everything because of the survival of the fittest strategy.
looks like we are due for a bounce boyspretty sure we still go down from herebut I might want to do some buying before ze bounce
Put the fries in the bag.
>>62054547It seems like the movements relative to oil price are the same for both, I wouldn't worry about it
>>62054558>Balochi's?>Who is supporting them?iran supports balochs in pakistan, pakistan supports balochs in iranit's a cluster fuck dumpster firesort of like the quantum superposition of kurdistan existing and not existing in like 4 different countries
>>62054550Not to mention a significant portion of their industry and tech was in Ukraine, which is the whole reason they're still fighting. Relative to the USSR, it's more like a civil war than invading a small country
>>62054550I think you're confusing me with someone else. I don't think Russia is going to bounce back easily. If they stopped the war, fixed their oil infrastructure and behaved so they could start selling it again on the open market....It would still take them half a century to get back to the finances and military size they started out with when they invaded Ukraine. (Which was shit anyway)
>>62054539>no rate hikes from oil shockthe fed doesnt know whats gonna happen from here. just because they dont expect rate hikes doesnt mean they wont have to happen later. they go by the data, meeting to meeting. they have to at least try to look like they are meeting their mandateeither way the bond market will decide where rates go regardless
>>62054572>Put the fries in the bag.und eat ze bugs!
>Gulf countries are privately urging Trump to continue the war until Iran is "decisively defeated", according to U.S., Gulf and Israeli officials. - AP>The UAE is pushing hard for Trump to order a US ground invasion of Iran, per AP. Kuwait and Bahrain are also backing the idea, according to a Gulf diplomat.
>>62054554Probanly Not 70 for some time. It will go back to its 30-50 working range most likely. Still plenty of money to be had.
>>62054561>The selloff is over. Pump my bags.it'll go down a bit more I feel for a bit... turkey just sold a load, think gulf states did too... feels others might need to soon
>>62054565>btw, will europeans ever grow balls and have him stop? what about china?I'm British, our leadership is stuck trying to wank off the warmonger across the pond with one hand and the pearl clutchers across the channel with the other.It's embarrassing.
>>62054277Its a flow through tax entity
>>62054584nothing to see here babe, see even the arabs want to invade with us. once marines land on kharg and tehran iran will collapse within days, and oil prices will be back to 50$/barrel by summer break. iranian civilians will welcome them with flowers and american flags, and tehran will become a new dubai
>>62054584I hope they get beheaded by their own people, and we get to see the webms
>>62054286wtf is soxs and why is everyone buying it?
>futures green againWould ya look at that. Panicans stay losing
>>62054547Because its futures based and contango is a feature
>>62054596
>>62054595They keep your feet warm
>>62054532Unironically this reminds me of CovidI remember right at the bottom of the market, Bill Ackman came on CNBC and said the world was ending and then basically immediately took long positions.So I feel like, it's not until we see institutional investors shilling their short position on CNBC and Fox Business do we go long again.
>>62054602ackman was saying today how you should just buy the dip now>>62054596>if i say it enough times it'll eventually work
>>62054595My SOXS is off the ROCKSES
Can someone tell me why american oil comoanies got heemed today?
>105.40we're pooooomping I see>>62054584honestly can't blame themimagine bearing the brunt of iran's chimpout and now they're threatening to toll all passage through the strait if unchecked, then seeing the orange retard tacoing out. I'd push for total mullah death too if I was one of the gulfcucks
>>62054608>comoanieslol I'm stealing that even if it was a typo
>still rising
>>62054608profit taking
>>62054602didn't covid only have the recovery once they decided to send stimmies, pay people not to work and print a shit load of cash?we're not there..... yetplus there was a lot of workarounds and adaptation, and those industries that did suffer were offset by those growing as a result of covid.. tech etc which masked a lot of rotation if you just looked at the index level
>>62054584In a way it makes sense logically, the long term damage is already set in stone from this shit show, leaving iran intact condemns the region to endless retaliations and decades of bitternessThe only thing that sucks is they won't be doing any of the fighting on the ground, just like israel and the politicians vacationing at disney world right now
>>62054609How about they fight their own fucking wars?
>>62054605he was also shilling thisbiggest bear signal of the war so far
>>62054615Difference is that anyone can print cash. Anyone can promise to pay gold too, you won't know if it's there until you go to sell it.You can't print oil, and the whole world economy from transport to food to clothing to pharmaceuticals, literally everything you see other than plants and the dirt under your feet needed oil to get where it is. If you wanna see what a world without oil looks like, read some history books about 1800 and before
They just hit a massive oil tanker in dubai holy shitRisk of Oil spill Im assuming this caused the wick
>>62054617>get bombed because some retard across the ocean started a fight>how about they fight their own fucking warsokay donnie, time for your napnow if we we're talking about those cunts in israel that's a different story
RETARD PULL UPRETARD PULL UPRETARD PULL UP
>>62054620deffo... i'm in team 'things are fucked' anon... world economies cannot handle anywhere close to $100 oil without pain, theres just no slack in the system from top to bottom - and then it just cascades into every sectori really don't see why so many are optimistic thinking when this ends its back to business as usual
HOLY FUARK
>>62054625
r8 my prediction: we fall until troops land, we open that next day pretty low only to rally like $10-20 on spy
reminder that there is SOMEBODY defending the 160 level on yen and when they do it provides a temporary respite for liquidity>>62054626retards have become very comfortable making money with high beta picks and think that's just how it always works
fuck I'm long oil, but I still have my positions in the market. seems like it's time to sell but I will kill myself if I sell the bottom
>>62054626Cause they've traded their whole lives with paper money and this is their first experience with an inelastic resource. The expensive popular minerals like gold, silver and diamond have their supplies and prices controlled, and nobody's bombed a diamond mine for a while. Even if they all have serious industrial uses, the required quantities are so small that buyers can absorb price changes, and a lot of those materials can be recycled without loss. These materials are also used at specific levels in the supply chain.Oil is used up permanently, it is everywhere in the supply chain, and nobody other than maybe the US/China/Russia has more than a year's reserve. My biggest worry now isn't even not breaking even, it's that the USD will be so devalued any gains are useless
thinking about selling at the bottom tomorrow bros
MarketWatch changed their font today.
>>62054636DELETE THIS STOP LEAKING MY STRAT
>>62054637Fucking bearish holy shit
>>62054531wax your bussy and come live under my bed if you want to escape the Islamic invasion turning violent
>>62054633>inelastic resourceYou know since the dawn of the oil industry John Rockefeller was a big proponent of capping and uncapping wells to allow him to "stabilise" the price.
>>62054643True
>>62054626Additional point, I've noticed a lot of experts in one field assume their knowledge is directly transferable. Wolfram Alpha is probably the best mathematical tool out there and can solve grad uni level equations easily, but the guy who coded it is convinced he's got the next theory of everything in physics even though his "theory" doesn't make any predictions and thus can't be verified.Traders make money and think they're now tech and geopolitical gurus, but they never were.>>62054643I don't think it would've been practical with the growth we're expecting now, we've grown so dependent that even a month of partial shortage is enough to tank the world economy
>>62054625SINK RATE
this shit is going to squeeze this week
>>62054478I'm so fucking ready. I'm bag holding gdx and slv right now. There's gonna be bigly gains over the next 6 months. Gold went up over 300% in 1978. And gold miners are effectively leveraged.
Someone invoke the 25th amendment against orange bozo please....
>>62054653that gif makes your point very compelling, admittedly
>JUST IN - A broker for U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, attempted to make a large investment in major defense companies in the weeks leading up to the Iran War — FThttps://x.com/disclosetv/status/2038750200861237398feels like the last roll of the dice for the west and they are just looting now before collapse safe in the knowledge there will be zero consequences
>>62054622Yep. It's a Kuwaiti tanker.
>>62054267Im not enjoying how bearish everyone is. I feel its pretty safe to say we are close to bottom.Unrelated not fuck does GHK peptide hurt!
>>62054659why is this allowed
>Market crash imminent>https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2038726665061199922
Bet none of you have read this.Only problem is by the time you finished reading it now the pamp would be over.
>>62054667it's not but nobody cares cause the cost and duration of American litigation has made enforcing laws impossible
>>62054663You're confusing normal market sentiment with the crushing reality people are coming to grips with finally that the commodity the entire world runs on is being impeded as a war strategy
>>62054659uppity female brokers ratting out a true patriot trying to engage in the national american pasttime of war profiteering. It's time to repeal the 19th
>>62054659I mean... they're just gifted people to be so good at this. It must be why they are in the top positions as well
>>62054670Long kiddies PTSD treatments.
>>62054670>his nose popping off
END THE WAR PUMP MY TECH STOCKS PLEASE I WANT 18 YEAR OLD PUSSY ON MY FACE FROM BEHIND PLEASE
>>62054667Are you new? This cabinet can do whatever it wants, and does. All they have to do is show gif related and even their smartest supporter will have his almonds activated and fall in line. You should look up the Nikola pardon. Most black and white abuse of power of all time that miggers actually defend it.
Kneel
>>62054671guess I'll download it on my ereader before the power goes outprobably should order some solar cells too
>>62054684Ah shit good call. A hand crank charger/flashlight might be useful too
>>62054671I’ve read them all
>bought natgas that just dumps forever instead of oilfuck my nigger life
>>62054694LMAO
>>62054667Broadly speaking because Trump made the argument that billionaires are your allies and have your best interests in mind palatable enough to enough people to get electedSee that one tweet about viewing Elon Musk as being part of the oppressed class and your local school board being oppressors
So we're going into forfiw which might not even have nuke dust
>>62054694Chinese semi-trucks run on LNG to save money. You might see the same being adopted more in the US, there are already commercial LNG stations and few but a solid number of consumer CNG vehicles rolling around
alternative views
>The oil tanker that was hit off Dubai is the largest in the world and carries millions of barrels of crude oil, it belongs to the Kuwait Oil Corporation and is currently on fire
>>62054682he did another pay for pardon todaypretty sweet>>62054694i have a weird feeling if WTI doesn't collapse the spread won't last. i don't really know how domestic nat gas futures/supply lines work though
>>62054694>nat gas in spring>heading into the hot summer of 2026baka
>>62054702and babe, mars has been in your sign for a bit and that might be what's making you so ornery
>>62054673I went 1/6th tqqq today. I hope you are right as I really want to buy more but being the only bull in the room makes me pretty sure we are bouncing this week.
>>62054703i'm no oil analyst, but that doesn't sound like good news (unless you hold oil of course)
>>62054622>>62054703I know Trump gets pissed when people say his favorite n-word, but maybe he really just wants to be the second president to ever drop a nuke?
>>62054687>Thinks he'll survive the 7th order magnetic expeditionary hunters
Prepare to be re-edumecated.>The United States has directed every American embassy and consulate across the world to launch coordinated campaigns against foreign propaganda and endorses Elon Musk’s X as an “innovative” tool to help do it.>The cable, signed by secretary of state Marco Rubio on Monday and obtained by the Guardian, also suggests embassies and consulates work alongside the US military’s psychological operations unit to address the problem of rampant disinformation, reports Joseph Gedeon in Washington.
>>62054713I'm only holding an oil producer. (Which is good)
>>62054443HELL YEAH FULL REMOTE IS BACK ON THE MENUThough I'm already at a comfy 3 days at home 2 days in the office, but I sure wouldn't mind full stay at home like in the good old daysAh, 2020, my beloved. So glad it all happened, without that I'd still be wagecucking 5 days at the office
Ive never played ace combat 7 before this week, pretty kino bombing enemy oil infrastructure while watching wti go up.
>>62054659He actually managed to lose money on this lmaoSharp as a fucking cue ball these guys
24 hours left to cover oil shorts lol. Enjoy the short squeeze.
>>62054698your local school board is full of insufferable blue hair trannies compared to elon who almost seems like a normal person
>>62054711That's bobina getting tucked by who, mumina? This is an investing question
The amount of margin rape incoming is going to be pretty crazy.
>>62054709this stupid shit pisses me offwoman all talking about how it's some ancient magic bullshitnigger no one before 1950 knew what a pluto wasno one before the 1700s ever heard of neptune or uranusgoddam fucking midwit shit
>>62054482I still can't believe they have given up on the 100 threshold hammer. Not like they didn't try, but it worked until it didn't.
>>62054726are you new here? lurk more
>>62054724What do you mean
Oil bros, will $GUSH run up the rest of this week or continue getting heemed? American oil companies ate shit today.
Is there any BDC to invest in besides MAIN?
>>62054727margin debt is up 50% from the liberation day low which is fucking insane to think about
>>62054736Where do you look up this info?
>>62054733Futures expire tomorrow. The Treasury has to market buy $100B of oil futures to cover their shorts kek.
>>62054734idk dude I don't fuck with these derivative funds because I don't fully understand them
stupid question time, Why is a downward market trend called Bearish? I get Bullish but why Bears?
I drank a Celcius and jerked my dick before I hit the buy button on oil at 105.85 just now, what am I in for?
>>62054728ok you could have just said you're an aries
>>62054740sauce?>>62054744cause bears hibernate
>>62054725I'm over 50 and I've only ever seen one tranny. You need to go outside more.
>>62054736>>62054727
I just got home and took a dump that was three sizes too large
KEK what happened to SOXL. It closed lower than sunday futures open. it's over for Semis
>>62054739https://www.finra.org/rules-guidance/key-topics/margin-accounts/margin-statistics
>>62054745you've bought the top as usual, enjoy the rollercoaster
realistically speaking whats a solid plan to turn 50k into 2.5 mil throughout this debacle? from this point forward, don't tell me what i should have done a month ago. I'm going to stay long oil short tech but i'm accruing a fat cash position for a hail mary play. I think oil will crash before it short squeezes
>>62054740April WTI futures stopped trading weeks ago + we found out it was the DOE making arrangements with private companies to short the oil market by loaning them SPR barrels in exchange for 1.2 barrels per barrel later this year
>>62054732If you don't have an answer than you can not answer. If you know the answer then maybe just kill yourself. I'm here a lot and I think I've forgotten
>>62054748Nigger, where have you been? This has been discussed at length in /smg/.
>>62054755Can you feel it?
>>6205475650k to 2.5m is only possible with options or CDOs (which you can't buy)
Bullbros… the bears they’ve won
>>62054746omg how did you know??no i'm kidding i'm not but if you were a chick you'd be so wet thinking you got me
>>62054756buy the bottomsell the top100x leverage or you will nmi
>>62054765obvously optionsI took PL calls from 2.5 to 11 last weeki only 5 cuz i'm a pussy>>62054749there are 0 trannies inside my house ergo they must all be outside. I'll stay where I am
I find lately I don't enjoy anything anymore.
>>62054760i've just started lurking again because of the war lol
>>62054772We call that depression
>>62054554>ifwhen*
>>62054767give xim a couple more weeks
What is this I hear about Open AI not actually buying the memory they ordered
it has never been this over
I need that oil air bubble to travel faster, I can't cope with this slow bleeding. Just do it already and dump so that we can heal
>>62054783RIP global economy
>>62054780It was a pinky promise intent of purchase or whatever and nothing was actually exchanged or will be exchanged apparently. So basically more fake news to pump their stock and give the ram cartel carte blanche to do whatever they want
>>62054758your sentence makes no sense and you're retarded
>>62054771>there are 0 trannies inside my house ergo they must all be outside. I'll stay where I amI'm struggling to find a flaw in your logic tbqdesu.
>>62054789I'm debating becoming a dividend investor and buying boring companies that actually just make money
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING
>>62054783How does Jim Cramer, the symbol of being a hack in the financial business that no one takes seriously, still have a job? Seriously, the man is only known nowadays for being a meme.
>we're at $106 and $115 brent
>>6205441916 yr olds died for Germany, you faggot kike!
>>62054795>That volumeSo, somebody REALLY doesn't need oil in the future then?
>>62054794thought you already were. are you a gemini moon virgo rising by the way?
>>62054795He bought >>62054745 ?Doomp eet
>>62054795>massive volume spike>moves it less than a dollar
>>62054783
>>62054795IT
>breaking oil price tumbles as investors realise the blown up tanker is not as blown up as previously thought.
>>62054796He's trusted as a reverse signal. All he needs to do is say the opposite of the opinion he's trying to shill and people will fall for his shilling
>>62054802Take it, it's worthless to me anyways
wtf Brent
>>62054798well i love you babe. can't believe you're a command and conquer fan, i played blizz rts games. just one more difference we have. an old friend of mine works for them now and says they used to watch my warcraft 3 replays in house, i was one of the best night elf players back in the day.
RIP MARKET
Be honest with me. Are we going to be red all goddamn year now?
>>62054267The Strait… of Black People!
Just top ticked longed WTI/Brent 50/50Fuck it 1488 Heil Oiler
WE’RE PULLING MAJOR G’S HOLD O-
>>62054798if i knew what you wanted i'd give it to you.
I think everything is gonna work out just fine :3Then again, I am majorly retarded :P
>>62054844>>62054844>>62054844>>62054844NEW BAKE
Wow Japan is getting raped again
All Panicans will lose money
>>62054783Excellent! Thank you Anon! >>62054711
>>62054841lmao welcome to the plight of mankind little buddy lol
>>62054700so they either got tipped off, are smart enough to take as much uranium as possible at all times or somehow get info from the USGinterestingalso,>Not only had Iran concealed information about activities at its nuclear facilities, the agency reported; Iran had also reportedly obtained highly confidential documents from the agency and member states for several years, allowing it to know the agency’s assessment of Iran’s nuclear program equipment.kek
>>62054798i'm headed to the symphony tonight and i wish you were my date.
>>62054324I have also read fun stories about UNDAMAGED refineries and LNG whatsits taking months to start back up because of course that bitch ain't like your normal car and you can't fire em up without massive prep work and even after they are restarted it supposedly takes forever to escalate them back up to rate production so we are in for some massive chaos
>>62054734The MOE furniture and comp m3 really dates this.
i only use 2 of those sites lol rest are useless af
