/pol/ flood edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62054844
1st for sell in may and go gay for pay (GRNDR)
>gets raped by sandpeople
relief rally on tuesday i guess
iz we gettin n invasion over the long weekend?
don't mention the war (SMO)
an opportunity to exit my positions and buy the dip on oil.good night!
if you fall for green futures two days in a row you can't ride with me in my miata
Scam pump tomorrow. Don't miss the last 'copter out.
>>62055345babe please i can do better
>trump just shit on the global economy and told everyone else they are on their ownIs based?
>>62055345>doesn't drive a Twingofag
holy fuck we are pumping, did trump taco?
a bit late in the day but never fails
Humanity won
all market manipulation aside.... How fucked is Israel now that Iran is undisputed top dogg in the middle east?
>pump or dumpCall it
>>62055365oh no I think the wind is coming from the east and I'm already feeling it
>>62055368If that were in the cards, then Israel is fucking mincemeat. Failed state within 10 years.
>>62055370>BRAAAAAPP
>>62055369Pump. We're way overdue for one.
>futures
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>>62055365Wtf I love Iran now
Macrofags,Leaving Israel, Iran, and the US out of it, what are the most likely regimes or governments around the world likely to fall or be toppled in revolutions by 200$ oil and no fertilizer?Thailand seems baked in for civil for example, but any other obvious ones?
>threatens genocide>gives up the same day4-4d chess.
>Just scalped my first long oil contract. I can sense the buyer was an Iranian chud. Thanks for the exit liquidity Amir.
my country's economy is a shitcoin
>>62055384senility. What else could it be?
>SCHD divies just hit>port hits an ATHsee you guys in 3 months.
>>62055327Kek OP
I just set up a rainfall shower system in my bathroom, and it seems to be really great and luxurious. is this bullish or bearish?also, wtf is going on with trump?
I want off this clown car please.... .
>>62055344Im throughly enjoying trimming Lulu and Bwav gor more sure things like tqqq.
>>62055384He's been saying strait is everyone else's problem since a week in but still markets do their bullshit
>>62055327the real problem with this retarded war is that amerimutt and zionist authorities decided to hit Iran WHILE NEGOTIATING. the will be forever paranoid, so even if 2 more week pass and nothing happens, they won't give a shit about whatever shit the orange retard vomits or "promises", they will keep control of the strait.also, your president and secretaries don't give a shit. they are making tons of money from all their insider trading.congratulations amerimutt voters, you did this to yourself.
>>62055401
>>62055384>"we're...we're... GUNNA BLOW UP ALL YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE AND LEAVE!!!!!1"(Hand rubbing intensifies)
>>62055389Why would thailand have a civil war? they are all Thai and the king is like their dad or something.Russia isn't going to make it to 2027
>>62055401alcoholics, this is your future unironically quit drinking while you have some braincells left
Iran is coming out of this war with control over the Strait of Hormuz. Trump thought he could topple the Iranian government but somehow made them stronger lmao
>>62055401>>62055407The only cope I can fathom is farming capital losses as a business strategy
>>62055418lol
>decided to put 10k in a 3x spy bull instrument 10 min before closing yesterday on some halfbaked technical analysisbased and intuitionpilled.
>>62055401no wonder he's been malding constantly in the press conferences lmaoanyone would after that kind of fuckup
>>62055412No fuel reserves and they've been on the edge of one for a decade.
>>62055404it's all funny memes until it starts effecting your corner of the world, welcome to the partyblame russia for memeing him into office
>>62055418Sounds very unlikely
>>62055412What is going tk cause the collapse of the Russian state in 9 months, increased oil revenue, new fertilizer and helium contracts? Or will the 2023 Ukrainian offensive finally start back up and make it all the way to Moscow?
>>62055391I'd read this
>be 80 Jewish nationalist who is being investigated for corruption and you only have a majority because hasidic jews will send their fellow citizens into war while they refuse>know mango monkey is dumb because he ripped up Obamas previous deal>convince him to bomb Iran >Iran understands that this is an existential crisis>everyone is too pussy to send boots in to actually collapse the regime>understand that the best thing you could do is stretch for a nuclear warhead like North KoreaRemove all boomers from positions of authority. It's not their future and I'm fucking tired of this bullshit
What just happened to gold?
>>62055384life comes at you fast one tweet at a time
>>62055437leverageGOD asian countries are plunging the world into a liquidity crisis but whenever oil dumps it relieves the pressure
>>62055434I'd hope its their citizens growing balls and being tired of being peasant cattle to Putin and his son in law here, but we both know how pathetic slavs are. Hence why I feel safe owning 800k of polymetal.
>>62055412>they are all Thai and the king is like their dad or something.I don't agree with the other anon about civil war imminent but the king part hasn't been true for the current king. unlike his dad he's viewed as (and is) a degenerate coomer fuckboithe monarchy isn't nearly as revered as it used to be
>>62055401>Check IDEFWhat the fuck is this.
>>62055384>It will never end ackackackHe's basically telling you now, it's ending. This magical "new regime" they're talking to has about 50:50 chance of not even existing and he's just hoping they can find someone who's to it roughly onside months to years from now.
>>62055404>the will be forever paranoid,thats a line for the proles. they know both will just do what they think is in their best interest.they have always known this, and played into it, which is why Khomeini wasn't in some bunker but was sitting in his own house when he got "obliterated" this was his plan all along.
>>62055338They're mountain men not sandpeople.
>>62055345the first time is always the fake. the second time is always real
>>62055434how does russia profit off oil if they can't get it out of their country? ukraine's hitting ports hard rn
xomGODS......i beheemed myself
>>62055454well thats more research than Hegseth did
>>62055454Based pete was early and gave us all better entries
>>62055430What do you think is happening right now? Iran controls who can and cannot pass through the strait and even charges them a toll. America can't do shit.
>>62055454extreme kike activity
>>62055445What?
What rips the hardest if Trump just goes through with it and says fuck it we're out?
>>62055469everything. buy anything and it goes up
>>62055436Iran will be free.
from the wsj article >WASHINGTON—President Trump told aides he’s willing to end the U.S. military campaign against Iran even if the Strait of Hormuz remains largely closed, administration officials said, likely extending Tehran’s firm grip on the waterway and leaving a complex operation to reopen it for a later date.>In recent days, Trump and his aides assessed that a mission to pry open the chokepoint would push the conflict beyond his timeline of four to six weeks. He decided that the U.S. should achieve its main goals of hobbling Iran’s navy and its missile stocks and wind down current hostilities while pressuring Tehran diplomatically to resume the free flow of trade. If that fails, Washington would press allies in Europe and the Gulf to take the lead on reopening the strait, the officials said. >There are also military options the president could decide on, but they are not his immediate priority, they said.notice the COULD decide on in the last part? nothing is actually set in stone it's all one big market psyop they also admit it's schizo behavior given other moves>Trump’s desire to end the war quickly is at odds with other moves he is planning to make. This weekend, the USS Tripoli and the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit entered the region. Trump has also ordered elements of the 82nd Airborne and is considering sending another 10,000 ground troops to the Middle East, The Wall Street Journal reported. Meanwhile, he has referred to the war as “an excursion” and “a lovely stay,” yet he is also weighing a complex and risky mission to seize the regime’s uranium, the Journal reported.
>>62055401Fake news
One ticket for Project Hail Mary please
>>62055469Everything for a day, and then nothing because the pool will remain closed because Israel isn't done yet.The point of Mr. Bones ride is that you cannot get off.
>Donnie is still mad at europe>he blunders himself into a war which leads to skyrocket oil costs. America confirmed paper tiger>now willing to sue for peace while keeping the straight of hormuz closed>oil will be $150 a barrel and crunch. Europe economically 6D backgammon
>>62055469nothing, because everything is fucked and will stay fucked for the foreseeable future, they're going to collapse the entire global economy to try and gaslight us that things are completely fine because they're children and can't handle being told no
>>62055429affecting
>>62055469Do they have an index for semetic seethe?
>>62055474I dont know what this means. Free from Isreal or America. Free from the tyrant Khomeni. Free to buy becuase their currency is worthless. Is this a bot post or is an Abon so indoctrinated they thought this sentence had meaning?
>>62055486thanks, tranny pooper
>>62055481Im so pumped. Coolest shit ever.
>>62055451yea but they have coups all the time, the military just comes in and says do the the king says. A coup in thailand is just another weekend
OIL DIES TONIGHT
>futuresthanks god , trump fixed the market
>>62055477seems reasonable, if no one knows whats going on, neither does the enemy
>>62055474Yes. Everyone will be free. I guess besides NK.China from xi xing pooh bear. Russia from pootin. US from Trump. Brazil from looloo. Hungary from Obi wan
>>62055484>>oil will be $150 a barrel and crunch. Europe economically>6D backgammonIran will quite likely end up letting everyone bar the US and israel use it.Peak humiliation ritual.
>>62055505us doesnt need the strait, the other countries dobut iran says if you are a us ally then you can fuck off
Gamblers won.Also give me this pepe hi res.
LOSE TO YOUR ENEMIES AND HAVE THEM SET A TOLL BOOTH SO THEY CAN MAKE MONEY OFF YOU. ART OF THE KEK
>>62055513>us doesnt need the strait, the other countries doI'm sure Donald won't have a problem with that then.
Just want to tell you guys, all the diaper pissing and seething about Trump is what convinced me to start slurping. You "people" cheering for an inept shithole like Iran solely because you want to see orange man fail at something is how I knew this whole war was a non-issue for America, and that you all are simply hormonal HRT-guzzling basket cases looking for things to seethe about. That's why I bought 2 /ES contracts at 2:05pm EST today and closed them 20 minutes ago for a $2900 profit. I hope several of you kill yourselves.
>>62055517the US doesn't buy that oil
TACOACO
biz more like jizz because come the fuck on
>>62055524This. America has a small stake in the immediate consequences. Hence the controversy.
>>62055472>>62055483>>62055485>>62055488Thanks to my fellow bizraelis for their input. I can confidently conclude from these replies that Nothing ever happened, happened, nor will ever happen.
Panican status?
>>62055523>down 100k>I JUST MADE $3000! Plan trusters are disgusting cucks.He said he wouldn't start expensive foreign wars.He lied.If your wife said she would be faithful and then sucked a bunch of dicks, would you trust her again?
Amazing how the markets keep falling for it, such a thing would lead to the death of the USD as the global reserve currency to start with
>>62055535not a war :^), checkmate librul
>>62055524No but it does buy products from those nations that uses that oil meaning the price of imports goes up
so either a ceasefire is reached or the US just up and leaves while blowing everything up on the way out? any point to keeping any cash anymore? should i just FOMO the last of my cash before the great pump?
>>62055535ok but what if she sucked all those dicks because it was for america first?
>>62055533Capitulating.
BREAKING NEWS:>Iran hit a fully laden Kuwaiti oil tanker in the anchorage area of Dubai’s port, damaging the hull and starting a fire on board in an escalation of attacks on shipping in the Persian Gulf.>The drone strike on the Al-Salmi, a Kuwait-flagged very large crude carrier, marks one of the most significant attacks on a vessel to date, targeting a fully loaded ship just 31 nautical miles northwest of Dubai, in a busy area used by ships waiting to transit the Strait of Hormuz.>“Emergency response and firefighting teams were immediately mobilized and are currently working to contain and control the situation in close coordination with the relevant authorities,” state-run Kuwait Petroleum Corp. said in a statement, adding that the attack — which happened just after midnight local time — may have resulted in an “oil spill in the surrounding waters.”
/smg/ LOST
>>62055540No, the US isn't leaving with Iran controlling the Strait, the US is sending in troops
>>62055537I'm the reddest most conservative man on this board.
Are we Ving for real now?
quints spy 400
>>62055469>no war, no peaceDidn't work for the last guy who tried it
>>62055536>your country's stock market begins to recover>world peace begins to recover>your standard of living is completely unscathed>your response: immediate and total seethe, wishing for your own home country to fail, because your one and only desire in life is to get gorrillions of updoots on social media from your fellow trannies agreeing with you about how bad and dumb Trump is
>>62055545if true, then why is oil down?
>>62055550i'm sure your husband appreciates it
>>62055559trump is walking away from the war
>>62055535Did she suck dicks for Israel's benefit?
>>62055523I like how all the cringe no kings tranny shit happens just as orange nig inflates the hell out of oil so that if you complain about it you look like a tranny, that’s the real 6d dreidel
>>62055464Sounds very unlikely
>>62055557You're actually the tranny though.The first step on the road to troondom is a rejection of the reality principle.You are refusing to live in reality because it makes you feel bad.This is exactly what a tranny does when they look in the mirror and see a woman.
>>62055523>>62055557you are the only one seething hereand you keep making up shit. how does wanting to stop an aggression by a zionist government translate into "wishing your own home country to fail"? you are not only seething, you are actually metally ill, seeing trannies and enemies everywhere.assuming you are a human being a not a bot, you'd be more valuable if you killed yourself than if you kept alive, you absolute schizo retard.
@62055548don't @me retard, i don't talk to retarded bears
>>62055573i self-identify as living in a world at peace
>>62055553Are you guys in Asia? What are you trading?
Orange migger trying to taco is cute and all but there is no way Bibi the boss will allow it
>>62055559>drump tweet some dumbshit>AI trader quickly pump or dumb
>S Korea’s Lee says ‘bold measures’ needed to address energy situation>South Korean President Lee Jae Myung has ordered his cabinet to take “bold measures” to address concerns over the energy situation caused by the US-Israel war on Iran, according to the Yonhap news agency.>Lee said the crisis gripping the world could be an opportunity for South Korea to transition to a more sustainable energy policy, including a swifter push to increase the use of renewables.another W for china. kek
I have no money for "plays". I was 99% invested before the Iran fiasco. Now all I can do is just wait for things to recover.It's boring.
so you're saying i should have full ported UCO puts like i wanted to?
>>62055535>>62055535>He said he wouldn't start expensive foreign wars.Erm, he was aiding Israel in an existing conflict
>>62055557Some people are fucked up in the head You know which people are TRULY sad? Iranians because their tyrannical fucked up regime survived and is thriving
Dubs and Trump does the needful
>>62055545Idk why asia bulls were so uppity in the last thread.>Oh iran is just going to let all the oil go through in yuan and asian economies are going to be saved!Nigga, the entire fucking region is full of crazy people who hate each other.If the Americans leave then the GCC and Israel are going to be the main target practice.And the GCC is like 90% of the oil asia slurps.
>>62055559See >>62055536This is what caused oil to dump and markets to go green
My folio WILL recover
>>62055599open them now
>>62055600He built a war and made sandmexico pay for it
>>62055603Who gives a fuck.THIS IS THE PROBLEMpeople are burning albinos as witches and eating babies in Africaare we going to invade all of africa and teach them to code?My entire, ENTIRE LIFE has been one middle eastern democracy mission after another.We voted Trump since he said he would stop it, and here we are again, brining democracy to the poor poor camel people who actually have no interest in it.
>>62055557Nigger the US isn't allowing Iran to control the Strait of Hormuz, Rubio even said that was never going to happen earlier in press conference earlier in the day, such a thing would be disastrous for the US, my "seethe" is how retarded the markets are that such obvious bullshit that has catastrophic implications for the US turns the markets green
I got shaken outta my oil long early. well played market janny, well played.
https://archive.is/1pJou
>>62055555cheggum but sorry were going to 740
>>62055468they import oil & we're at the end of a business/leverage cycle homie. the war just got this ball rolling way faster. watch the yen, it's being defended
>>62055621it's for israel though
>>62055624Prompt Engineering traderbots with Headlines ahh feed
>BIBI still no where to be seen lol, lmao
the chad market buy vs the virgin limit buy
>>62055538>price of imports goes upThat would be seen as a win for maga.Iran is helping them tariff the asianoids.
>>62055621>>62055628>it's for israel thoughwhy do people keep saying this?the plan is and has always been to encircle china from the other (western) side so that US "allies" will "help" it by installing missiles to attack china in case of a war.everyone who knows a little bit of geopolitics knows this, and has known this for decades.
>>62055642because it is
>>62055642You are a retard who knows nothing about geopolitics.Stay away from using SAT words like that in the future anon.
>>62055535are the dicks circumcised or?
>>62055639Besides the fact it would mean higher inflation for Americans there aren't American equivalent goods on all the imports and it's not just Asia but also Europe and Oceania, and that's assuming Trump doesn't block oil exports from the US because people will buy WTI which is currently happening driving up its price causing the price of petrol and diesel in the US to go up
Well, SNDU is about to drop to $0, currently at $18.16. Is it worth shorting or will it suddenly skyrocket once someone does?
>>62055574>metally illI would be too if I bought gold at >$5000
>>62055615Good bit of retro minge.
I'm preparing myself by going all in on defense. I hope you guys make a lot from this upcoming war. I have worked my ass off 70 hours a week for 5 years to invest in what's happening right now.
>>62055638Limit buy is for people who huff their own farts, I would never
>>62055654You know someone has to want to buy the shit when you close the position right?
>there are cutfags itt who've never been able to waterballoon
>>62055642
>>62055664Nope, thanks. Good thing I asked. I avoided shorting forever because it involved margin.
>>62055646I'm sure being surrounded by missiles wasn't what Russia feared the most and warned the west not to do for decades...
>>62055621You're a blue haired tranny you voted to have open borders. Don't try.Now talk about investment.
https://youtu.be/cwT8K7kdo48?si=LV2RLBQItzpTL5UgFuck the frail shit, uh, 'cause when my VOL come inThey gotta use the scale that they weigh the VIX withCarlssons on the jeep, Bugatti made the prototypeHoped you'd get the picture but you just can't photo lifeDetermined niggas make itKicking down the door and we burning niggas nakedThe house costs a million, sitting on the beachAnd the only thing I know: if it's furnished I'ma take itMy bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360We got the shit that the government gotTalking money, then you rubbing the spotReal niggas say that they be wildingWe on the Cayman Islands on a yacht with our favorite albumsA bad ho and a plate of salmon, smoking and drinkingNigga, is you thinking that our fate is violent?I love my BROKER for the fact that he realAnd nobody on the faculty squealAnd if you facing Capital Pun, pass me a gunAnd I'ma give you time to run, while I rapidly peel, uh
>>62055627I understand they impirt oil. What's the end of business thing?
>>62055555checked
>>62055434Ukraine has been taking land back for weeks now.
>tfw Don exiting on israel
>>62055685Weird.NO ONE is talking about Ukraine anymore.
>>62055477What's he going to do about the ten large anerican vessels trapped in the gulf?With a hundred odd Americans on board.
>>62055675take out a bunch of leverage and get comfy. over time, shit goes south and things you invested in aren't panning out. that's okay we can adjust. ENERGY SHOCK. suddenly money you had allocated to those liabilities needs to go to energy. shitfuckfuckfuckshit sell gold, equities, sovereign bonds, anything. anything for US dollar. oil up + yen down from here = meltdown. BoJ has defended 160 before. tape suggests they are again covertly; for now. remember that japan is a huge provider of global liquidity alongside the emirates and saudis. well... not anymore.this is the main reason fucking everything is correlated to oil right now. all the money has been poured into gold & tech the past couple years and now it's a piggybank so long as it persists. basically, watch oil vol, bond vol, and the yen for signs that liquidity might return otherwise shit's fucked
>>62055670Shut the fuck you literal cuckhold.I have personally been at war with discordtrannys shilling Disco Elysium on /v/ as a gateway drug to communism and fags posting Marx on /his/ and /lit/ for 4 years. I shilled for Don more than you ever did.>using price controls and directly intervening in markets like a commie faggot>doing tariffs against the advice of Adam Smith and everything capitalist ever>doing expensive foreign wars he promised he wouldn'tYou're not one of us conservatives. You're not even an America First nationalist.You're a literal illiterate 68 IQ subhuman invertebrate sea cucumber slime that hasn't read a book since high school and has political views purely based on aesthetics.
>>62055609I don’t even know why Iran even want to use yuan, when they can use their own money
>>62055701desu it’s so annoying to be called left wing for not liking Trump. This is fucking 4chan, we all got propagandized to be right wing chuds years ago. There are little to no lefties here
>>62055621No it’s not the case.The problem is that ISRAEL lied and tricked USA.Israel said “Iran gonna revolt any second, and we gonna help. USA just bomb and when Iran revolts, they be ally of USA for ever”Hence trump literally said, that this war is a gift to people of Iran and that he is ready to act and liberate Iran. Problem was that, government was way more powerful than USA anticipated (and Israel knew)Now we are stuck.It’s not a job of USA to save the world, but trump wanted to be “the hero” Just like how he wants his signature to be in the dollar, he also wanted to be a Cyrus the great figure to Iranian people.
>>62055484>America confirmed paper tigerThis is a major loss for him though that will propagate for decades. China can easily take Taiwan now, and no one will fear the American military anymore. Hopefully they will cut the ineffective military spending but I doubt it.
>NO NEW WARS!
>>62055717we out here babe.
>>62055500kek
>>62055615She would be really hot to me if not for those disgusting fakes.
>>62055715If they demanded payment in their own currency it would just be seen as banditry. Demanding it in YUAN is a direct challenge to the petrodollar status and makes the stakes much higher.
>>62055722>THE JOOS!False thoughbeit.I know it is comforting to think so.100% Trump's fault.Bibi was probably correct that the regime would have fallen, except a crayon eater misclicked and turned a school full of little girls into sloppy joes, which changed the political equation.It's just him.He lied.He did the anti-capitalist Marxist tariffs (literally what Capitalism was founded on, dabbing on tariffs).He fucked the pooch on Iran.
>>62055729ew
>iran>doesnt run anywhere
/ng is over(sold)
Trump fights like a jew. You can’t trust him. Every time we thought there would be diplomacy he bombs them. He is 100% going to invade and putThe world in a energy recession My stocks and I don’t believe a word that villain says.
>>62055435You're in luckhttps://nyaa.si/view/1642317
So the piddly dick pump did nothing and we are back to dumping on chewsday. Cool
>>62055535In a row?
>>62055744honestly i am agree honestly desu
>>62055754side effect of dicking oil prices down
>>62055460>how does russia profit off oil if they can't get it out of their country?lmao retardhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_shadow_fleet
Dear satan,Let everyone with red and green ids suffer loss tomorrow. Let their money and investments burn, let them doubt, let them sell. Lay waste to their positions.
>>62055540They would have spend hundreds of millions sending all those zogbots and material to the ME, the neon nonce is just insider trading as usual.
>>62055477If this happens then the likely outcome is the Hormuzzy is opened, but Iran negotiates some type of toll system with surrounding states. This means Iran now has sovereignty over the strait. America LOST against goatfuckers again PWAHAHAHAHA
>>62055757rude
>>62055523>because you want to see orange man fail at somethingHe already did fail, Iran won tranny.
>>62055763It also means the oil bought and sold in USD which then goes into US treasuries ceases to exist which isn't going to happen because the US can not allow Iran to control the strait
posted on wrong thread.Just realized JNJ has been rallying hard
>>62055717I like Trump. I feel like leftypols current tactics are trying to make people afraid of admitting to not outright hating him
Damn. Ust luga and primorsk getting the coup de grace tonight. Over 200 drones this time. There can't be much left by now.
>>62055756Shadow fleet ships need loading docks. Russia is rapidly running out of those.
So what stocks do i buy to jewmaxx?
>>62055784If you think you can call the bottom of the tech downfallIntelaviv
>>62055780Ukraine can produce 100 of those deep strike drones a day. Its going to keep going until only craters remain kek.
>>62055785Wht about KBR? They did well in the last wars.
>>62055738ITS LITERALLY JEWS you fucking idiot.Israel literally said their mossad agents are among the people and that they gonna help people of Iran the moment America support them.They been literally saying it for weeks before the attack.Why do you think they knew where to bomb to kill all the leaders?Problem is that they lied, they lied about how hard it gonna be. Becuase they wanted america to be in this war.Now America stuck.Are they gonna back down? Or they gonna go in and topple the regime for real? Doesn’t matter, zero Israeli blood would be shed on Iran soil, only Americans.Everyone in Iran is still hopeful, they are ok to sacrifice everything to be rid of this regime, so school children was not an issue.They already killed thousands in protests already
>>62055621>It's for democracyBro what are you talking about hahahaha holy shit
>>62055793Democracy is a political weapon to subvert nations
>>62055782>Russia is rapidly running out of those.nah
>>62055792Israel is pursuing Israeli national interests as expected.My argument is simply that Trump was not tricked.Had they not blown up the school, its very possible that Iran could have flipped. But with that propaganda victory for Iran, the regime survived the initial decision moment and now likely will in perpetuity.>Why do you think they knew where to bomb to kill all the leaders?Their leaders weren't hiding, they were sitting at home.
>>62055799that's idiotic
>>62018653Limit triggered and still holding price target
>>62055788It's telling that after a week of hitting the same ports Russia still has no air defence to counter them.
>>62055724The military is the biggest social program in muttland bro. When this entirely self-inflicted depression really gets moving they'll probably try expanding it honestly.
>>62055796Yah.
>>62055804whats idiotic?i hated sleepy joe the senile one as wellbut if the Chinese did a raid on washington and blew up a school on their way to topple him, i would fight in joes armythis is a purely American military fuck up, the result of joe promoting only trannys, and trump promoting only cokehead loyalists like heggseth.we need an actual president who will promote based on merit again, and officers worth their salt tend to be relatively apolitical, but no one is interested in those guys anymore
>>62055799>they weren’t hiding Dude , Israel literally knew where they gonna gather. They knew each of their safe houses.Ghalibaf (the one who is alive) literally change houses every 30 minutes and Israel CAN still kill him if they want to, but they won’t.>had it not for the schoolNo you fucking idiot.NO ONE, NO ONE IN IRAN CARES.Flips what? You think people of Iran just decided to , unanimously say “oh no 100+ kids died, ok that’s it, with pro Iranian regime now” What about thousands upon thousands that Iranian regime killed in past few months? What about all the kids they blinded?You REALLY think, this one school changed it? People of Iran are weaponless mass against fucked up goons of government and if they could , they would have kill then all.School children literally didn’t even phase them out.>propoganda victoryYeah, maybe for liberals in USA who hate trump. But people of Iran don’t even listen to the government anymore My whole argument is that trump was tricked through and through.Israeli mossad said the game is over, and told USA a few bombs and regime change happensBut Israel liedSimple
>Supertanker hit>Now literal talks from G7 countries to think about ways to save oil (=talks about rationning)>Buuuuut le orange nigger talks about cucking out like the pathetic cuck he is, losing yet another war>Solves nothing, makes Iran the master of the Hormussy, taming her to submission>Futures upLMAO THIS FUCKING CLOWN MARKET. The rope will only get more and more painful.
>>62055814No, you are stupid.Did Joe demented personal army killed thousands upon thousands of people, buried their bodies in mass graves, shot at your neighbors eyes and back, blinded and paralyzed people, spent all your country money on foreign aid, brought in people from Mexico WITH Mexican flag to kill white people who protested the regime? Did they killed and dumped people in one of your biggest lakes? Did they fucked the economy so badly, that you can’t afford anything anymore? Are you and all your countrymen are defenseless and weaponless people?You see, past a certain point, there is nothing that can phase you. One school or a 100 school, you won’t side with the regime anymore. Put your feet in Iranian people shoes, and you will still root for Americans to bomb the shit out of Iran.If they back down, Iranian people will lose everything
>>62055816>knew where they gonna gather.They were killed inside of building called "Leadership House" which you can search on google maps you 45 IQ invertebrate pre-sapient ape.I am through discussing this with you, I can feel the braincells blinking out.
>>62055796>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9qdwpnwzwpoAmerica has been begging them to stop. They refused.Meanwhile zelensky has signed billion dollar defence deals with gulf states to provide drone interceptors, sea baby drones and mutual defence factories in the middle east and Ukraine.I understand how trump managed to bankrupt casinos now.He's not very good at cards.
>>62055822>Middle East war live: Oil pares gains as Kuwaiti tanker fire brought under controlLol if the market is reacting to putting out the literal fire
>>62055817Can you step on me anon?
>>62055822That’s the ayatollah and his family you fucking idiot Dalit.What about 10s of military sepahi leaders, what about hundreds of commanders across Iran who were in control? How did they know where they gonna be at?>leadership houseThat “house” was literally a fortress, complete with its own electricity, underground hospital, tunnels across city, and army.Ofcourse you are done, because you are utterly failed at making any sense
how many times have we heard that trump will leave the war?
>>62055827Those headlines are fake as fuck if oil prices react to one boat
>>62055834No. It’s not about one boat.It means “don’t fucking pass or you be next” which means all the boats that deals with Iran’s enemy
If you're not happy the markets are in correction and all the hard working Americans lost 10% on their 401k to please kikes and allow a few to do insider trading you're a tranny, simple as.
>>62055832I think it's about as many as he won it. Hard to keep up with his schizo ramblings.
>>62055835Its abour a fire thats extinguished not the thread of an attack on tankers anon please read
>>62055838My apologies. You were right
>>62055836Hey I got what I wanted. I wanted death to the American empire.
>>62055821>Put your feet in Iranian people shoes, and you will still root for Americans to bomb the shit out of Iran.Go to bed asmonjew.
>>62055484You forgot how this cements Taiwan 2027.Buckle up, and for the LOVE OF GOD buy your RTX 5070Ti right fucking now. And buy your DDR5 now, you won't believe how the current prices are right now in comparison. You will kick yourself next year for missing your last opportunity.
>>62055850you need a gym membership more i bet
>>62055850Or, stop wasting your life on silly games and get a real hobby.
>>62055848It’s because you don’t FUCKING GET what is Iranian people went through and going through.The regime literally brought in Iraqi shia militas this last week, to kill off dissidents.Just imagine, if sleepy joe brought in a Mexican cartel to kill off any white Americans who protested.You wouldn’t GIVE A SINGLE FUCK about any schools either
I'm buying more SBSW.
>>62055854like what
Gold finally stopped plummeting.
>>62055864Have a kid, that's what stopped me.
>>62055866Go to sleep gramps
>people are unironically posting 2003 neocon "bringing freedom and democracy to sandpeople" shit on /smg/I realized we had gotten old but we're reaching facebook/boomer-email-chain tier shit hear boys.
>>62055327BNO (Brent) bag holder here. Why hasn't it dropped more? It only dropped by 1.1% since the WSJ article, but I see this site showing Brent crude oil dropped by approximate 5.8% vs the price when it closed (set the chart to 5m to see this):https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/brent-crude-oilBut I see on thinkorswim (allows after hours trading) that BNO is only down by 1.1% vs its closing price (53.99 closing vs 53.34 I could sell it at right now).Can anyone please help me understand this? I have a hard time believing I find some sweet cheat code 5 hours after the WSJ article tanked the price... or should I sell out right now to slurp it up tomorrow at a lower price?Would prefer not to do that unless my expectation is correct that it tanks by -4% or so on the open in order to catch up. Noob here btw, so thanks for the help. Basically, I can't see how crude dropped so much but BNO is not touched much.
I didn't follow anything yesterday. what all happened ?
>>62055498>>62055533>>62055547>>62055688Reminder to inverse Trump and the rest of these coping israeli government bots ITT. Long oil.
>we're bombing them for their own goodMy sides. The mental gymnastics are out this world.
I think if the whole world got onboard with 20% oil rationing this problem would go away.It would be easy to ration 20% of oil without being overly intrusive or heavy handed.but the problem, countries like America with an export surplus lmao are not going to ration
>>62055879we're one school and 2 more weeks away from world peace
>>62055873you amerimutts should send these fucking boomers and neocons to fight this war in iranian soil. they might learn a tihng or two about reality... if they manage to survive at all
>>62055855Go to bed Asmonjew, this isn't twitch where you shill israeli propaganda by making zoomzooms watch fox news with you. Remember to kiss your handler goodnight.
>>62055873But that was LITERALLY the goal, both by Israel, USA, and even people of Iran.If one country in Middle East that want to LITERALLY be bombed to freedom, that be Iran.Iran is not like Afghanistan.Problem with Afghanistan was that afghans really didn’t give a fuck about western ideology and so they never had much issue with taliban to begin with.People in Iran, do. Hence why so many were killed last few months. Hence why Iran regime literally left non Iranian militias in Iran to kill dissidents.All the petro dollars, that could have been used to make Iran a better place, were instead used to make houses (for free) in Lebanon, Syria and Iraq. This government have a deep hatred of Iranian people, and they all do all they can, to hurt them more.Only issue is that Israel lied, they said revolution is ready, but it wasn’t
>>62055872It's 7am. I'm listening to the birds tweeting outside, having a nice cup of tea about to start a new day of laughing at miggers. While hopefully making some money.
>>62055873Just one more war broJust one more bombing run in the middle east pleaseIsrael just needs this last one and its done broPlease bro
>>62055890and maybe rocket lands on your head
>>62055890It's 11 PM here in America, about to fill up on $8 gas, show ICE my Papers for the 5th time because I'm brown and go to my 2nd job to fund my Margin call.
>>62055715When they get the chance they won’t use yuan.Even Russia wants to get paid in rubles.None of the angsty petrostates want to get paid in foreign currencies Euro, Yuan, whatever.Because the minute they act out of line the overlord can just say ok no more yuan, no more dollars, sanctioned.
>>62055888>israeli propoganda when I literally said ISRAEL LIED TO TRICK USA INTO THIS WARlol you literally got nothing to say. You can find verifiable info on all I said, yet there is zero evidance that Iranian people suddenly started to love their government cause of one school>>62055880Oh yeah. The government who told Iranians to buy stocks and then dumped on them 3 years ago.The one who told Iranians to invest in gold, and then killed any of them that amassed too much.Oh yeah that one is telling westerners how to make money.Wonderful >>62055881This is literally what Iranian people wanted. I don’t know what to tell you
>>62055889I can't tell if you're trolling man.
>>62055898why how are you still here
>>62055898$8 gas? Im paying $13 right now in socal with tax+tip.
>>62055906Ha ha ha, fuck socal. Puro Norte 14 ese.
>>62055905the falsified documents he tricks ICE with
>>62055898>2nd jobCould be worse.
>62055907ICE PLEASE HURRY !!!
>>62055902>some shill bullshit that I didn't readIsraeli lives don't matter. Long oil and gas.
>>62055850China isn't retarded enough to tank their economy for an island that's already de facto dependent on them, look up how much of Taiwan's energy and food imports are from China. We'll see Taiwan 2049 when the American economy is so weak that Taiwan signs an agreement to merge with China a la Hong Kong.It's funny that Taiwan is about as far from China as the UAE is from Iran. Shows how well the defense will go
>>62055910I look forward to the Iranian drone videos.
>>62055901You think anyone wants Iranian Rial? Iran wants weapons, components, chemicals to make rockets etc.Yuan makes it easy. China don't want Rial.
>>62055907scraps gettin uppity
>>62055910Can't wait for single hot moms and cheap Chargers
>>62055914China has invited the Taiwan opposition leader to visit Beijing before trump. It's a statement of intent.
>>62055915Don't be so eager, we're about to see the power of the Great Trump Wall as they try to censor all footage like they're doing with the "damaged" awacs and refuelers.Btw, when this kind of "damage" happens, there's no way to clear all the debris without totally disassembling the plane literally down to nuts and bolts. Granted this is done semi regularily for maintenance, but this E-3 might as well be spare parts now
>>62055915I don't. They're just kids. This isn't their war.
>>62055919Yes a clear show of intent unlike jews lite bombing your living roomWhat would be the advantage to invading Taiwan even now? Take control of sea you already own and gain an island with not even 1% of your capacity, all in exchange for a 50% tanking of the world economy? The US has convinced people military intervention is the only means of conquest to justify their foreign base grift
>>62055916For now.
>>62055384can't wait
I know that politics is making or breaking economy/stocks right now but this is just full /pol/ talk
>>62055927I've been telling people to buy Rials since the start of tyis war. IT LITERALLY CAN'T GO ANY LOWER, INFINITY% GAINS ARE GUARANTEED
>>62055929Yeah welcome to 4chan during a war. Funnily it's not nearly as bad as /k/ during Ukraine, pretty sure the huge spike in posts was 100% bots
>>62055929You know you could start a conversation about stocks instead of moaning like a prissy bitch?
>>62055904Not trolling man. This is 100% truth. Let me give you some truth nuke that make you realize how fucked everything is.I mean seriously, can you even find ONE reason, one actual reason for hatred of Iranian regime of Israel?And one reason, for their love of Iraq?I can find you some.Half of the Iran politicians are Iranian born in Iraq In Iran Iraq war, 1 million Iranian perished, because they loved their nation. It was not a 1v1 war, it was a literal jihad, with Iraqi army having volunteers from Palestine, Pakistan, Somalia, syria, Kuwait, uae etc (think of how isis had volunteers from across the globe) to fight majoosi fire worshiping Persians.Guess who helped Iran? Israel. Israel or rather Iranian Jews in Israel, gave munitions to Iran (or paid for it) so Iran can fight off the invasion for 8 years.You know how the war ended? Desert storm and all? But you know why? Because Kuwait who gave free land to Iraq to bomb Iran indiscriminately, were tired. That was it.Now again, think back. Why Iranian regime who admits to Israel help Israel so much? Why does Iranian regime didn’t take a penny off Iraq for war reperations (Kuwait did though) and instead helped out with reconstruction of Iraq when some places in Iran still look broken from a war 30 years ago?Why such hatred of Iranian and Iranian heritage that every year they threaten to destroy Cyrus the great tomb?Why such hatred of Iranian new year and boosting every Islamic holiday?When you think about it, it’s like Iranian are a hostage nation by a foreign enemy who despise them, and want them gone. In last few years, they let in thousands upon thousands of Afghans in Iran, and boosted them in military and power structure, because they can be used to kill Iranian without any issues.That’s why the whole “oh my god USA bomb school now I am pro Iran regime” doesn’t make any sense. People are still happy if USA bomb end this regime for good
>>62055910
what should people buy in these times
>>62055929/biz/ is, has always been, and always will be the financial arm of /pol/. If you don't like it, then you should fuck off back to plebbit. Buy oil.t. day 1 /biz/ originalfag since this board was created in 2013
>>62055904>claude, write me a series of posts intended to upset literally everyone on /msg/ by being simultaneously antisemitic but also pro Iran war>set temperature 0.9, top-p sampling to 0.9, repetition penalty to 0, and IQ to 60
>>62055938gold
>>62055921the boots on the ground narrative is being pushed hard by oil barrel holders it's not even remotely central to this war. we already have tens of thousands of troops there. it's a nothingburger. we're fighting this war with bombs. by the time boots are doing anything Iran will be reeling from devestation
>>62055913Nigga I know you are pro Iran regime.You keep saying “hurr durr pro Israel” when I literally said Israel tricked USA into this war. But you keep adamant.It’s ok. Other people can read my posts anyway and judge
>>62055938Usually oil but that's trading on trump tweets. It's a fucking gamble buying anything ATM.
>>62055943I'm happy for you.Or sorry that happened.
MUsisters we are McFucking done
>>62055689Its amazing how quickly the shilling stopped once Russia started losing groundkupyansk was the most recent city to be liberated, but they are advancing in the south now as wellOf course, there is still the kilometres deep minefields of the surovikin line to cross on the not too distant future, so hopefully the ukies have some new tricks up their sleeves for those
>Our position is clear, and it is that we are dedicating all our efforts to defending our sovereignty amid the continuation of American aggression.this actually ties in well with what Trump was saying about leaving.
>>62055942Lmao the cope is gonna be amazing once Iran starts its' actual bombing campaign. Everything so far has been to cripple military targets and waste interceptors, and even considering 50% destruction (Americans claim 33%), Iran is about 10% through its' munitions while American and Israeli interceptors wre depleted last week
>>62055935im disregarding this as a schizo post with no useful knowledge in it
>>62055938Minors
>>62055951yeah sure dude america will run out of bombs why don't you just rope now you're wasting your time
>>62055717not so fun now its happening to you is it
>>62055955>interceptors = bombsretards like you are why I'm making money
>>62055756euros have been seizing Russian shadow tankers for weeks nowRussia, as usual, has done nothing but watch and seethe
>>62055957after Iran's infrastructure is completely wiped out and they're trying to figure out how to get water and electricity you can tell me about the almighty Iran
>>62055957>>62055955The point is moot, America has objectively also ran out of bombs. It’s not the fucking Cold War era anymore, America since the end of it has produced almost no quantity of anything.
Even though I know he's not going to, I kind of hope Trump pulls out without opening the strait because that would be even more bearish kek.
>>62055914China yes. Xi doesn't have until 2049.That's the problem with retarded dictators.
>>62055953>hurrdurr usa lies>here is literally what’s going on in Iran >lalala it’s all liesMan belive what you want. Just look up how much Israel helped Iran to fight off Iraq invasion, and then think about “WHY THE FUCK IRAN HAS a problem with Israel”
>>62055964Americans also assume every leader only targets 4 year objectives and doesn't give a shit about his legacy lmao
>>62055960Go read about the Iran-Iraq war you fucking retard kek. Buy oil.
>>62055874>massive Brent barrel vs BNO price drop discrepancyMe on the right here, which is why I am desperate for some input from someone with a functioning brain on this. I still can't figure it out.
>>62055961>America has objectively also ran out of bombUS has unlimited, was just told the other day several times
you can just grab em by the hormussy
>>62055961Christ you're retarded I'm amazed you can even use the internet holy shit
>>62055971Christ you're retarded I'm amazed you can even use the internet holy shit
>>62055949The real punch point for Russia isn't advancing ukies really. It's that they've been degrading their air defences over the last two years, systematically targeting them every night until this point where they cannot protect their vital industries anymore. Ukies, even while under the pressure of invasion, have crafted a military industrial complex churning out massive numbers of drones and now missiles too, they make the vast majority of their war needs now and even enough to become exporters. Russia meanwhile has burned through its entire stockpile and can barely muster a coherent attack these days. 85-90% of Russians are killed long before they even reach the front line due to Ukraine's drone dominance.They gamified war, creating their battlefield app so soldiers can submit video of kills which wins them points that they can trade for better weapons. The app itself is a tour de force allowing Comms, intel, recon video etc all in one package in every soldiers hand. Ukrainians are serious fucking warriors. Nobody gave them a week yet under the hardest times they've built and innovated their way to a victory over what should have been a far superior opponent.
>>62055961I'm the pro-Iran anon and I doubt it desu. Cruise missiles maybe, but there's probably surplus bombs from Korea in the arsenal even. They're dirt cheap to make and the US has a huge fleet of B-52 to use them.If they will use JDAMs after an F-35 was shot down is another issue.Also forgot to mention the THAAD radars, of which there are only 16 worldwide, had the 4 examples in the ME destroyed within the first week or 2. If America can't even defend the thing it uses to detect attacks, wtf are they gonna do?
>>62055967Yeah, read about Iran Iraq war and how Israel literally helped Iranian regimeAlso there is a main difference During Iran Iraq war, people still liked their regime, but now they hate it.A total infrastructure failure will remove this regime for good
>>62055566>no kings tranny shit happens just as orange nig inflates the hell out of oilThe protests have been recurring since June of last year.
Futes are modest... mid you might even say
>>62055938israeli and american defense companies
>>62055926Anon, the Taiwan shit is not about economy. And no, chyna DOESN'T control the sea. That's the exact problem. Look at a map, then look at a deep seas map. Now notice how they CAN'T get any nuclear sub out without being detected and thus tracked in a way or another. Thus literally rending their entire nuclear deterrence absolutely moot. This is what it's all about. Not secondary shit like economy or having everyone under one flag.
>>62055968Brent is the actual price you need to buy a barrel.BNO are futures, they're promises to sell you a barrel for this pricdin a month or more. If the price rose, then you're fucked and still need to deliver that barrel.Traders think the war is a nothing burger so the futures are trading lower.
>>62055942>The boots on the ground narrative is being pushed hard by anti-American terrorists, it's not even remotely central to this war. We've already driven the Taliban from the cities and into the hills, it's a nothingburger. We're fighting this war with bombs. By the time boots are doing anything Afghanistan will be reeling from devastationFixed the gub-gub punctuation for you too. Want me to do one for Vietnam?
What's going on 'ere then?
>>62055975I have to admit, at the start of the war I was one of those "2 more weeks" guys against Ukraine, and now they've put the world's most popular military to shame. I'm convinced they'd be winning even if the Americans were fighting them somehow.
Look who's talking
>>62055988ah let me guess "it's just like Vietnam" you mean like when we palantir maven in Vietnam and lost yeah haha it's the same history repeating itself. I'm typing on a tiny phone you stupid chud I'll rape you on a proper keyboard
>>62055989Fuck. Forgot pic.
>>62055993wow that's really something never thought of it like that.is that one ot those truth nukes ive been hearing about
Wanna buy something non tech but can't decide what
>>62055992Ukraine could open the strait. No problem.
>>62055997I'm surprised you can even solve captchas
>>62055984I hadn't considered that angle before. Still, they have enough land missiles to be a credible deterrent, submarines are only really needed when there's an imminent risk of nuclear war.
>>62055994I genuinely don't follow you. Also captchas are less punishing when phoneposting, not sure if that's by design.
>>62056002I'm on my first cup of tea. By the second I'll be doing particle physics theorum.
>>62055977Lol, I was going to greentext your post for being retarded, but then I realized that I would have to just quote the whole thing.
>>62056000CheckedOn FTSE?
>>62055985>Traders think the war is a nothing burger so the futures are trading lower.Your futures point makes sense, but in this case, I think it is the opposite: the futures are commanding the older, higher price, while the spot price has recently decreased.I also noticed in my trading over the previous weeks that when the brent spot price changes, the BNO futures essentially react proportionally, almost instantly. For example, 1% up in one makes around 1% up in the other. So I"m not sure what is different now vs any other time in the last 3-4 weeks...?
>>62056004we have uncanny ability to identify and destroy targets today thanks to technology that we have not had at any point in history so comparing this operation to nam or iraq is pure retardation
>>62056009AI is helping with that. Buy some NVDA to profit.
>>62056009Funny thing is Iran does too thanks to China, and their models are far ahead of American ones even when running on inferior hardware lmao. No wonder tech startup scams are so common when investors are this ignorant
>>62056006Call it retarded all you want. Literally everything I wrote is Verifiable with a 2 minute google search.Hell, even Iranian regime agrees to it (hence why they brought it Iraqis militia in Iran to kill dissidents)But I get it, you are a pro Iran regime. I am not even arguing with you. I am basically writing for others to read.
>>62056007I'm a burger
>>62056009Like elementary schools and inflatable decoys? Oh yes, we're bringing Iran to its knees by bombing pictures of F-14s painted onto concrete kek. These are the kinds of retards that are shorting oil.
>>62056017>>62056017>>62056017
>>62056016we destroyed over 1000 targets day 1 thanks to ai>>62056011that they do not
>>62056015I'd be looking for small drone companies. After this is over your military is going to have to pivot hard. I was in ONDS and RCAT before I pulled out of your market.
>>62056009The technology may have changed but the tactics and strategy has not (hell, what fucking strategy is there beyond insider trading)? That is my point.
>>62055621>the 30yo vooter
