Yup, match checks out edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smg thread>>62060129
my balls smell like they salami I just ate, and no, I can asure you it's not my hands smelling.have you ever coomed after you just ate a meal? Often the coom smells like your last meal aswell. Thanks for your attention to this matter!
WHOA, WE'RE HALF WAY THEREWHOA OH, LIVIN' ON A PRAYERTAKE MY HAND, WE'LL MAKE IT, I SWEAR
World peace achieved tomorrowIt's an inside april fool's joke
I’m buying otm spy calls at close for the Good Friday wars over announcement
He's probably going to announce UAE into the war and some sort of strait plan
> futures
>>62060662>All broadcast TV networks will carry President Trump's address to the nation tomorrow night.Artemis is scheduled to launch tomorrow evening.
Ralphababy #3 cancelled. Bullish of bearish?
so what exactly did we accomplish in Iran?
>>62060686Trump's speech is to be at 9 and Artemis is 6:30
>>62060669https://xcancel.com/BNONews/status/2038434025438650599What the fuck is wrong with amerimutts?
Trump will announce that he's fully withdrawing from Iran in one last ultimate fake TACO before he launches an unannounced ground invasion on Friday after close. Buy every oil dip.
>>62060686a historic launch? nah, mangoman's attempts at market manipulation is more important.
>futures
>>62060686nobody really cares about artemis. it will be war related. only way artemis gets roped in is some absolutly retarded Iran false flag bs, which won't happen because nobody will care.
I hate my life so much. I have endured pain and injustice beyond what you can even comprehend.
I can't believe the market mooned on this nothingburger non-news, and WTI is still at 103
Oil market isn't buying Trump's lies.Short tech, go long oil.
>>62060703stub your toe again lil buddy? I was using a big old rock as a hammer and smashed my pinky life is hard
>>62060701>nobody really cares about artemisGoing back to the moon and America being the first to establish a physical base there was literally one of his first term objectives but nah I'm not he'll not be bothered about it launching and heading back there for the first time in half a century tomorrow at all.
>>62060689Unm get oil up as the corpos wanted, wreck the military bases so israel can do new genocides. Show off we can quickly find and kill any ruler we want.
i tried the viral McD's ramyeon fries, but what i really want is to ram the yoni of a 10/10 korean
>>62060706i'm long on calls for american oil companies and this shit heemed me so fucking hard today bros
promises made, promises kept. Israel is safe because of trumpism. oil is free to flow again like the freedom trump brings to the western world. you should say thank you mr. president especially saving your baggage.
>>62060711but why? you need oil to make computers
>>62060703>I have endured pain and injustice beyond what you can even comprehend.well I'm not a subhuman creature like you but I still think it could be what makes you beautiful
>>62060678i read balls as baby at first
When will WTI finally break 110 again?
Full port short tunnels.
So did this print because of the alleged ceasefire or was it a bust?
>>62060718Not business or finance related. Take your shill spam back to >>>/pol/.
>>62060703you aint nothin
>>62060721why would you call me that it is killing me, not making me beautiful. suffering only builds character insofar as you can recover from it
>>62060709shit canceled and a joke. there is no long term happing there.
>>62060709for these things to matter he needs to actually translate them into industrial jobs in the US. There is this constant retardation in the American elites, who are mostly over the age of 60btw, where they're confused why no one goes along with their shit when people can't ever make enough money just by working to get what they want.
>>62060732well I mean it as in like "special" wich is a pretty obvious quality you would get from "special treatment"and what makes it beautiful is the "noticing" of it. Like a rainbow is mainly something special and then suddenly you find air water and light beautiful
>>62060727they are betting on the narrative pushed from the whitehouse. why would you be surprised of this?
Oil long contract holders should be put into a list and sent to the deepest darkest black ops sites known.Terrorist sleeper cell agents, all of them.
>>62060723Thats the neat part...it wont.
juste woke up to see that my oil stocks got heemed hardly. down 3%. guess the war is over , trump fixed the market
>>62060732So many people want to be special so bad but they are not. They can't.
>>62060703Me too plus every time I find a multibagger I'm always too scared to go in big so waging is eternal
I haven't logged into my brokerage account since the Iran war started. Another day or two of green like this and I might have enough courage to go in and survey the damage.
>>62060709This >>62060701 I'm big into space, followed Starship and watched New Horizons and even I forgot about Artemis.
ayo mang is we still gettin greenland n shiii
>>62060746I've been trying to stop logging in completely and only check via the papers once a week like in the old days but every day I get scared and log in.
>>62060689Cheap entry point for plan trusters, pain for yurotranny freeloaders.
>>62060743Am I special?
>>62060759na you need to put on a trip and troon out as audrey hepburn
>>62060689set the US up to either be the sole supplier of western oil or force wester countries to get independent.
>>62060736>jobsOh... There'll be jobs.:)
>>62060761this.
>>62060678I started using coconut oil for my beard as yeast cant eat it. Other bacteria could though and changed my whole BO. My balls that are always rank smelled like another man. It was awful, just awful.
>>62060763when do AI roles start getting classified as employment numbers? seems like a bullish opportunity.
>>62060748>even I forgot14 lunar cycles from now I wouldn't be surprised if people won't shut up about how spaceX actually has a 7D power play move in the works for investing in an Iranian moon base launch site. And then we can enter the lunar hype phase.
>>62060689fucked China in the ass with higher oil import costs or something
>>62060731Im reading this currently. End better be amazing as 54% in its pretty over rated. I liked Sutree and Sunset Boulevard much more.
>>62060743why do you think I’m trying to be special? I just want to be normal. I am subnormal. Worse off than an NPC who never even tried to be better than mediocre. I am envious of them, actually. All my work in my youth ended up only digging my whole deeper.
>>62060763is his job being a wagie on the moon?
Tell me why I should go all in on spy calls expiring April 2nd tomorrow?
>>62060774>I just want to be normalok then let's all be normal now so we can help anon become normal
still holding PINSbut I TACO'ed out of this rally for reasons that are personal
>how's australia doing--
>>62060778You should only do this if you want to make money and dab on bobos
Dumb money chased oil. Smart money bought more gold and silver.
>>62060783fuck off we're empty
>>62060685alright I’m intrigued, what the fuck is this, are you raiding /x/ now for >futures webms? honestly would make more sense than this market
green futas and we are so back
Gemini forgot what I was asking it and started talking to me about fucking cricketwho has a better AI assistant that will let me save and store different chats about different subjects fuck these pajeets
>>62060779thank you. now is that lady a tranny icon or something, is that what you were saying a bit ago. I didn’t understand that discussion. Only woman know her name?
>>62060792Jesus Christ Maureen. Who did those tits? The nipple placement is crazy!
>>62060792Hahaha. Between Nick Fuentes fucking catboys and Matt Walsh sissy porn tabs, what the fuck is wrong with 2016 miggers?
>>62060793I think they've lowered the context window to reduce costs. Gemini loses context all the time now.
>>62060798don't forget alex jones's tgirl porn tab incident and that one other maga blondie vaping and groping her cuck boyfriend and trump motorboating crossdressing giuliani's fake tits now when i see someone virtue signaling against something, i suspect them of being fully complicit in it
>>62060794idk
>>62060798>>62060808/ptg/ turned out to be filled with subby gooners too
>>62060755just not possible to stay away right now when you have daily moves like we have been, up or down
>>62060689>accomplish?
iran better bomb those amazon and intel houses in the desert, my shorts are losing some of their luster
chart looks like silver is going to make a run towards 100 again
>>62060818Some one move the Mac mini where 4chan is hosted out of the Starbucks back to the library.
>>62060792>'Mrs. Noem is devastated,' a spokesperson for the former DHS Secretary told the Daily Mail.>Bryon got in contact with a model using the pseudonym 'Jason Jackson,' complimenting her 'amazing' curves and vowing to worship her like a 'goddess,' according to messages seen by the Daily Mail.>In texts and audio calls, the pair shared everything from mundane daily chit-chat to spicy banter about her augmented chest.>'How are your boobs?' he asked her. 'Would you ever go bigger?'>She says he openly admitted to having a wife and family.>'He'd say, 'I love my wife, I want to get better.' Then he'd disappear, come back, and start again,' the woman added.jesus christ, man
>>62060709The moon is a frozen ball made of radioactive razor-blade-like abrasive glass shards that ate through 17 layers of Kevlar space suit in 3 days constantly being bombarded by kinetic artillery where anything of value sunk to its dead core a billion years ago.There is literally nothing of value on the moon and absolutely no reason to go there, or anywhere else in space other than to satisfy the cabal of geologists who captured NASA and have controlled the minds of the public by lying about looking for life for almost 60 years.It would be 500x more capital efficient to melt, strip mine, and then re-freeze the artic than it would be to build a single lunar commercial enterprise.All Rocket Labs fags, Intuitive Machines fags, Space X fags, reddit fags, and every other class of geologist-cattle who know nothing about the subject should kill themselves immediately.
ATTENTION ALL SHITPOSTERS, BULLFAGS, AIPAC ZOMBIES, SHORT MANLETS, STINKY PUTTERS, URBANITES, POLITICIANS, CALL CENTER WORKERS, GME HOLDERS & HAS-BAGSCome to the NYSE on Wall Street ANY DAMN TIME you like, EVEN OFF HOURS, I PROMISE YOU I will OUT-LONG YOU AND ALL YOUR BULLS INCLUDING YOUR WIFE'SI am Jack Macintosh the Oil King.
>>62060831Now for AI!
>>62060792>>62060824one has to wonder who and what kinda intel they had on him for this to be leaked kek
>>62060779>>62060764>>62060737>>62060809Tranny or not, these girls would never associate or even touch a mentally ill scumfuck like you. If you weren't already, I suggest going gay maxxing or get mogged into chopped oblivion you rizzless incel
>>62060792Is being a lunatic a requirement in the US for getting into politics?
I might puke from all those TACOs
>>62060831The moon vibrates for a long amount of time whenever something lands on it. This is a well documented phenomenon that scientists struggle to explain why exactly it happens. More than likely the moon is something we aren't being told the truth about.
>>62060840Why are you like this?
>>62060842What personality types do you think are attracted to politics in the first place? Honestly, this isn't even all that weird.
boipussy
>>62060840>rizzless inceli've seen pictures of swiftie having sex
>>62060838its ok to be trans chud
>>62060846I was thinking about getting into politics and since the sexual scandal bar is so low this is pretty acceptable, you bigot.
>>62060848an old favorite coming back into fashion perhaps?
>>62060845Plus why can you even see it in the daytime?
>>62060849Fake news
let's go back to talking about teh pump brosnot that pump weirdos
>>62060849That was insensitive and shouldn't have happened. To my defense I was merely trying to impress a child.
>>62060669How is WSB ahead of here.https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1s963vw/me_after_the_announcement_tomorrow/
>>62060857bro I just noticed the fucking dog and I'm howling omfg
> BREAKING: Iranian missiles have struck Batelco headquarters in Hamala, Bahrain, the largest telecommunications company in the country, which hosts Amazon Web Services, locals tell Rerum Novarum.>Just yesterday, Iran said it would begin striking U.S. companies. This appears to be the first one targeted.Imagine buying Amazon stocks. pos is worse than voo.
>>62060824Pretty much the hallmarks of a sexless marriage. She iced him out of bed and he got lost gooner maxxing instead.
>>62060860The dog knew too much. Kristi had to old yeller him.
>>62060858wtf thats illegal
>>62060860same. old yeller knows something is wrong. didn't kristi shoot a dog or something or was that some other maga thot?
>>62060837No one knows where AI will end up.We have known since the 70s that there is no life in space and that there is nothing which promises economic viability in space, but the nefarious geologists who control NASA consciously lie and pretend to be searching for life or resources when in fact 90% of funding goes to studying rocks and how rocks form since they captured NASA in the 70s.>>62060845meds.
>>62060857Wtf is with that door the dog is peaking through? Extra wide frame with a broken door? Is this AI slop?
Nothing has changed . Oil production is still disrupted. Oil still drives energy inputs into everything. Sell!
JJJEEEEROOOMEMISTER MISTER JEROMEPLEASE SAAAAAAVE MEHYPER JEROMEEEEE
>>62060857>>62060860what the fuck is wrong with the doorwayare you sure this isn't AI?if I was that noem bitch i'd just call it fake AI
>>62060831I get what you're saying.But.If the goal is launching larger things deep into space, there are potential options there. E.g. the dust is full of silicon, aluminium, iron and magnesium. And obviously, gravity is less of an issue. E.g e.g you could reduce the oxides to metal, form it and launch it from there to somewhere else for... Some reason.
>>62060869>>62060872looks like the AI messed up and made it a pocket door that's not a pocket door
>>62060868Look it up moon boy. I'd rather live in reality than some lunar fantasy
>>62060831you sound brown
>>62060855the moon is gangstalking you
>>62060791it's a duck on a pond... turn your head sideways kek
>be Iran>know Intel has massive fabs full of extremely sensitive equipment worth tens of billions of dollars in Israel>don't even try to bomb themAre they retarded?
>>62060874Why do we need AI slop of this when the leaks are already shit I never wanted to see in the first place? More proof Ai is mostly used for evil faggot shit
>>62060772You're going to love it anon, bless
>>62060669I’m a retardant novice, I am actually beating the S&P500? I am just a natural investor? :O
>>62060886
>>62060881That would go against their CIA mk ultra training and upset Allah.
>>62060791
>>62060866I didn't force myself on the child it was more like the other way arround although I have to admit I had a suspicion that I was coming accross as very attractive to people and but also feel the need to say that when the child requested more pictures I never delivered. So you can clearly see how I am innocent in this.
>>62060820I was hoping Asia would panic buy again. I sobt see it yet though. But I have AGQ on speed dial.
>>62060890Yeah, yeah, explain it to the judge you reprobate. Not even God can save a pedomaxxer like you
>>62060866>>62060890even though and this is important: I in fact did have sex in the meantime hmkay
>>62060893somebody said something about pms started to move against the market yesterday I bought AGQ hope to ride it to 190
could have totally made pics but they want you to pay extra like wtf
>>62060887Are you comparing me to New York financier J. Epstein?
>>62060874Look at the carpet too
>>62060896You're gonna like it when it starts moving.it goes turbo speed.
>>62060824imagine getting (openly, publicly) cucked by a man who is barely as tall as your wife and who works for her.
>>62060862>She iced him out of bed and he got lost gooner maxxing instead.if true, quite perfidiousshe iced him out of bed and still has the gall to be "devastated" woman, you drove that man to extreme coomerism, you brought this on yourself
>>62060861>>This appears to be the first one targeted.that sucks, I was hoping Iran would first attack and try to destroy all the infra Intel has in israel
>>62060716same nearly lost all my gains on chevron calls
So Trump gave up and Oil is still at $100. Great job
>>62060861Here....It..Choooomz.
>>62060908They didn't give up. It's like americans for the first time realized that they are the problem.
>>62060905Unfortunately it's the modern state of a lot of marriages in the west. It's more common in south America, Asia, the middle east, and Africa for men to have mistresses. There is a reason there is the saying it's always the mistress who cries the hardest at the funeral. If a chick isn't willing to sign a prenup with a clause in it for a mistress if the marriage goes sexless then does she really love you? I think not
>>62060908maybe not for the first time but basically there is no problem in the strait without american participation
>>62060908It was just a prank bro
>>62060910>>62060912>multiple posts responding to the same postIs everything alright, my guy?
>>62060873No.The goal is to satisfy the curiosity of a narrow cabal of nefarious geologists who instituted a coup and rule NASA with an iron fist using subterfuge and deception while selling taxpayers on "the search for life" which they are totally uninterested in except for marketing purposes.Every mission is cast in this mold, despite the fact that none of the instrumentation is remotely set up for the purpose and only serves the the interests of the true rockworshipers.It is the most real, most extensive conspiracy in America today.
Salute, to all the financial criminals keeping this market propped up
>>62060831>There is literally nothing of value on the moon and absolutely no reason to go there,Yeah, but ,no. You're not cooking me, you just want to keep all that cheese for yourself. Cheesemonger.
>>62060917>none of the instrumentation is remotely set up for the purposeThey have mass spectroscopy equipment on the probes, so can detect organic trace residues if they are present.
>>62060916I'm totally not alright because I worry about my mom butthings not being alright can release alot of energy I finally managed to complete decorating my appartment with pics and so on what I had on my apparently not gay enough for decorating tranny-to-do list for like years
>>62060925>detect organic trace residues if they are present.Primarily of use to the geologists.Not a single instrument for the direct detection of life.Yet it is sold to taxpayers as being for this purpose, and they are given a throwaway line about how their geo-tools could be used for that, if they wanted, which they don't.If you want to suck geologist cock you be me guest rock cuck. But they are evil, and the scale of the fraud they have perpetrated is criminal.You can say its okay for the CIA etc to lie because ultimately even if they don't know the details its still protecting Americans which most Americans would support.100s of billions for rockfags to learn about rocks which they find neat when the people think we're searching for aliens we know don't exist is simply criminal conspiracy, plain and simple.
>>62060706Based American apocalypse portfolio
>>62060763Wew rare Pepe
>>62060930I hope things turn alright with your mom. I don't harbor illwill towards people and family.
>>62060908he gave up?why are people saying this?he just ordered 10k troops...3k are in position to take kaarg
is swiftie a good poster to block?I see no value of its posts
>>62060949That and Audrey Hepburn poster , feels like some Chinese ai experiment .
>>62060949Sif you don't just run a forced anonymizer, I remember 4chan X could do it.
>>62060949all tripfags should hang
>>62060960even baggler boss?
>>62060706>>62060716I was telling fags on here back in October 2025 to buy Oil & Gas Shares.
>>62060961did I stutter?
>>62060945Because they are pushing the narrative to keep pumping the market tomorrow before the ground invasion announcement. It seems to be pretty coordinated with shills and news headlines, even Rubio interview tonight all pushing the idea Trump doesn’t care about the Strait anymore
>>62060952It's the same person, lmao
is time to move into btc, xrp, link, xmr, Internet computer?
>>62060949
>>62060961im pretty close to hiding both of their postsscoops was the funny one, and now its like we have lost Anthony and instead Opie and Jim show running 24/7the namefags were only really tolerated due to rousing scoops mental illness.
>>62060933>searching for aliensI don't think most people think they're searching for aliens.
>>62060949Don't forget baggler.>>62060961Particularly baggler.
A tanker a day keeps the Americans away.
>>62060949just filter all tripfags. Some were interesting years back, but now all of them are cancer
>>62060973don couldn't taco that hard..,it would be impossible to do that big of taco , it's not possible, just give up on the straight? nah he couldn't wouldn't
>>62060985>>62060977how about MUanon?he tried to get me to buy MU right before the war, I did not
>>62060980>No environs harmed.Thank crickey for that. You know UK investment funds now include a section for whether or not they're vested into companies meeting sustainability and environmental targets?
Next you're going to tell me this chart is dumping
took a dump at dollar general yesterday. didn't even sit on the seat
I have to hand it to trump, I have genuinely no idea what he's going to say tomorrow. he could announce he's completely pulling out of the middle east and NATO, he could be announcing a grand invasion + draft, or he could just rant about the ballroom.
>>62060996And that's the beauty of it. This is peak 4D chess. The entire planet is sitting here refreshing timelines like NPCs while Trump keeps the whole world in a permanent state of "what the fuck is he cooking?" Nobody can predict him. Not the deep state, not the media, not even his own advisors. He's not playing chess. He's not even playing 4D chess.Bro is playing 12-dimensional hyperspace quantum chess while the rest of us are still trying to figure out how the horse moves. The uncertainty is the strategy. The chaos is the feature. We are so back.
>>62060996yeah he is either completely deranged are a absolute master of unpredictableI'm starting think the former and is drinking 100 proof for breakfast these days
I just had to
>>62060998I dont think trump even knows himself
>>62060996>hormussy is closed until they let me build my big beautiful ballroomthis will be it screencap this post
>>62060995I just realized I never have been really looking for value in my life. It always felt like escaping.But the "value investor" mindset has also changed my whole way to look at life in a way.
>>62060986If anyone can taco out of this its him. But I'm pretty sure he is going full boots on the ground. Honestly, I cant imagine what tomorrows announcement is though, if its war related seems weird to announce anything ahead of time and give it away to the enemy. I guess an actual peace deal would make sense to announce, but I just dont see peace happening yet. Maybe he is announcing something really dumb like that for the duration of the war it will be illegal to sell stocks at a lower price? I think the nazi's did something like that in the war
>>62060998>while the rest of us are still trying to figure out how the horse moves.how DOES the horse move?asking for a friend
>>62060998>He's not even playing 4D chess.He's not playing anything, he's just stupid. This is just people placing bets on what a chimp hallucinating bees in its head will do next and making shit up about how there's some method to the madness.
>>62060961Do you seriously have to ask when it's a gay jew poster who has made posts about sucking dick on here?
>>62061008what time is the announcement supposed to be, I'm intrigued.the world is waiting wondering,
>>62060989I'm sick to death of UK green policies. When you see the shit getting blown up every day around the world and burning....We are worried about a bit of oil and gas which could help our economy..Drill starmer, drill.
>>62060998I cannot believe miggers believe this shit. Have they never met an old person in their life? Or someone who lies?
do we get the 4 channel stock exchange back tomorrow?
>>62061019you can just buy jet fuel from US we have plenty...cowards, and fuck you France as well.
>>62061016Yesterday was very gay. I hope there will be no repeat in the future.
>>62061025I'd rather our nation fell into depression and civil war before giving maga a single dollar tbqhdesu.
>>62061027if anyone needs a civil it's UK
your calls are fucked
>>62061015>>62060998Trust the plans bro. Remember he is the first anti war president ever
$800 silver by 2028.https://youtu.be/iZcOeI-V930?si=CZlS1AgG0JLDKvYt
I drank a gallon of milk in 2 days
>>62061035those are rookie numbers
>>62061034why I need that by 2028
>>62061032It probably for the best I am too stupid to know how to do calls and puts, i'd just gamble all my money away like a dumbass. That said I would 100% throw money on it going lower in the next week, its a sure bet
How do I get rid of the grinder noise ringtone or whatever I think people are getting suspicious of my side job at work
>>62061003I am worried since federal judges just BTFO'd him on like half a dozen of his signature EOs in the past day or two that he's on full tilt right now and even though he was edging towards a pullout is now going to send 100k cornfed american boys to die for israel just to somehow get back at NPR for winning its federal funding back.
when is the stupid artemis launch?I am so sick of those worthless space missions. we all know it's possible now and who gives a fuck , wow go fly around the stupid moon again who gives a shitthat money could go to the poor
>>62061046I cannot feel empathy for mutts anymore, all you have to do is tell a demented pedophile "yeah, no" but you servile fuckers can't even do that.
Iran is blowing up Amazon et al data centers
>>62061046He has the birthright decision to come from the supreme court too. After calling the judges stupid yesterday I think he will struggle.
>>62061048Fuck the poor's we MOON
>>62061048I have a feeling it's going to blow up. Chaos often breeds chaos.
>>62061049we will no longer protect your lefty lib cuck country anymore. you're on your own
>>62061052Imagine wasting all that rocket fuel when you're begging Poland for rockets.
>>62061050is iran really all that bad?
>>62061055maybe I would rather them just not launch the stupid mission. there is literally no point
>>62061056In my lifetime we had one war on us. The Falklands. We went, we beat them, that was it, everything forgotten. No American help.Since then every war America has dragged us into has been forever war with blowblack, terrorism, refugees and political fallout. America is a curse. Why can't you do war?
I feel like going to sleep, that would be nice, but I can not
>>62061064you drug us into ww3, lower your tone
>>532099999
>>620610672*
>>62061067Can I borrow your time machine?
Bullish?
No wonder he thought they wanted him to be their new leader
maybe potus will announce the 30 day ceasefire tomorrow morning, that would really get oil flowing
>>62060961Especially fagler
>>62061064>Since then every war America has dragged us into has been forever war with blowblack, terrorism, refugees and political fallout.if you can't drag your allies into war, what's the point of even having allies?
>>62061056Explain how the death of the petrodollar and nobody touching US bonds is somehow a bigger problem for countries other than your pedo empire you shitskin waste of cum.
>>62061059how's this gonna hit the market tomorrow?
Just a heads up if your wondering what important updates trump may have for the world tomorrow, it is transvestite visibility day.
>>62061050Damn I should've shorted them instead of nvidia
>>62061079I hope baggler isn't reading this thread or goes backwards and read threads . the amount of disdain he getting here tonight would hurt .or you all are just joking around and just having some fun, that's what it is
>>62061080you're not drafting me Uncle Sam I have allergies
>>62061072>Enemy says he's doing a bad job (Muslim brownoidz)>American leftoidz sayings he's doing a bad job (Jewish and Muslim brownoidz)Brownoidz will continue to cope and seethe until morale improves.
>>62061088I was larping as a good goy for a few posts, but I think babefag is a poorly trained llm
>>62061081well damn that is some seethesee pic related. why are eurocucks so obsessed with us while pretending they are better than us, don't need us... etcit gets weird after a while.
>>62061090so bullish
>>62061084>Just a heads up if your wondering what important updates trump may have for the world tomorrow, it is transvestite visibility day.it's suicide prevention month already?
>>62061092
>>62061094so that's what the announcement is going to be about, he's going to take his case to the supreme courty
everything seems so quiet. it's like the ceasefire is already started.maybe this war is already over
wen do I stop bagholding photonics guys?
>>62061072The dabbing continues, with potent rizzology.
why doesn't SCOTUS just order the hormuz back open and no blowing tankers
Insiders first leaked the Easter peace rumor in an /smg/ thread.
>>62061084>Just a heads up if your wondering what important updates trump may have for the world tomorrow, it is transvestite visibility day.https://youtu.be/MYkZN17M8IA
>>62061103cause trump appointed judges there
>>62061105>Easter peace rumor in an /smg/peace? we got 3k troops ready to take over kaarg and win this thing for good
>>62061088Fagler regularly shits up these threads with his asinine “benign defeatist Zionism “ he deserves a lot worse .
everybody is so retardedyou all got comlacent so quicklyiran isn't going to let the us market stabilise. they want to make trum squeal where it hurtsand they can. all they have to do is bomb a few refineries and the market will be reeling again like it's aocalyticsorry my - key broke
>>62061105>Easter peaceit's a Christmas miracle!
>Keir Starmer will hold a press conference today after he chaired an emergency COBRA meeting on the spiralling Middle East conflict.Drill baby drill.
>>62061116I will sayI didn't care for that elephant joke today. I like elephants
>>62061115Peace through strength goy.
>>62061125Elephants are like women. They never forget.
>>62061128When does the strength start?
>>62061084oh boy, i'll wear my hair down
>>62061128no other president has the courage to peace through strength.UK and France are cowardswe don't need their help and will remember thatiran has been obliterated and wants a deal badly.
>>62061129Oh no, women sure as hell forget when it's convenient for them or involves accountability. An elephant is at least honest with you.
>>62061088>you all are just joking around and just having some fun, that's what it isI can feel my brain losing IQ points when he's around and I find myself reading one of his posts.We should probably stop talking about him anyway, it's breakfast time in Tel Aviv and I have this ominous feeling merely by discussing him we'll somehow summon him back into the thread.
is it over for bears?
Trump announcing his announcement today is just a ploy to crab the market and drag out the pain even longer.
>>62060725Segregated internet now
NEW MONTH NEW ME, WE HAVE TO PUMP FORGET ABOUT THE OIL
>>62061145That be smart actually. And then end of tomorrow say, oops sorry something came up, will announce next evening. And its already the weekend by then
I just figured it out whatever the big announcement is tomorrow is just a BIG april fools joke that's what it is
>>62061124Bet he mentions difficult but right decisions. And a possible fuel restriction. Everyone who doesn't do much work anyway can stay home doing even less work. Except people who do actual work, who can fuck off and get the bus.
>>62061059Would a bad guy attack Israel?
>>62061156couldn't pick a worse time for it
>>62061156Trump is going to declare martial law in order to push his ballroom plans through with extreme prejudice
id like napaltanos take on the legality of the ball room.
>>62061098When serenity tells you to (she'll have sold a month before telling you to, just like she did with EWY)
>>62061156it would be funny if we killed their president, bombing all their infrastructure and taking over the strait in the middle of a ceasefire speech just to say April fool's at the end and switch to a Livestream of the carnage
>>62061162who
>>62061155I'm readjusting my expectations actually. Got a big speech from Aussie albanese in a few hours, then starmer, then trump. Something's up.
guess everyone is out of missiles and rockets , were at peace and ceasefire not by choice just everyone is out of ammo
>>62061167>goyim all hands meeting
>>62061170I'm Jewish and me and my rabbi had a big laugh this afternoon about all you stupid retards that bought puts going a few days before the start of passover. Dumbfucks.
>>62061167Ah, presumably about aussies and britbongs joining the war then. Wonder what Trump offered for them to help?>tfw USA joins the commonwealth
>>62061163lol
Think I called it correctly on rKiers agenda. >If you're cold, put a second jumper on.Today's the day vast, life altering, amounts of liquid cash flow into renewables nutsack.
>>62061167if some fucking fictional universe had its major power bloc somehow being ordered around and doing the dirty work of a tiny desert country with no resources, i'd call it contrived bullshit storyslop. but i'm living in it.
>>62061173> I had a big laugh with the guy who mutilated my dickOk
>>62061176we don't want their help, if they send ships into the active operation area they risk those ships getting blown
>>62061176Probably offered the British the Iranian men and the aussies the Iranian women.
>>62061173>me and my rabbiMy rabbi and I.>this afternoon It's the morning.
>>62061176technically we are already in the war and have been since we sent a wedgetail to the UAbut albos speech will be about fuel, we aren't going to join the upcoming invasion of Iran
>>62061180I feel like the strait of hormuz stuff would barely fly in a novel either. A bunch of mountainfolk manage to threaten world with global recession by closing one little trade route? Give it a rest
>>62061179what a day to have recently finished a sustainability engineering degreeIts like the president of the USA is helping find me a job
>>62061194Haha, yeah, crazy, no one could've predicted that.
>>62061194Back in the days of the British empire as would have whipped the local populace into a line and had them carry the oil out overland on their backs.These Americans aren't up to the job.
>>62061179just buy oil from USwhat's the problem
>>62061194>one little trade routeWhen Frank Herbert wrote Dune, he conjured fantastical mindscapes of space exploration enhanced by a mysterious, perception altering substance known as "spice".We're now discovering what he actually meant was black goo and Amazon data centres.
>>62061198And the French would´ve fucked them to death.
>>62061194those mountainfolk had the first real empire and also the largest empire in human history by percentage of living humans under one ruler.they remember this fact to, which is why they chud out so hard, iranians are hardcore racial and cultural supremacists, the Islam thing is incidental (which is why they have their own special snowflake brand).
>>62061194Dune is this just with magic space wonder oilShoot, >>62061201 beat me to it lol.
Kek Brentbaggies
new bread baker....
>>62061212yea?
you want me to bake before bump limit?
baking
>>62061218>>62061218>>62061218
>>62061217>>62061217>>62061217>>62061217NEW BAKE
niggersit's not even bump limit
uhoh tranny janny had other plans
>>62061220you are baking so slow and you didn't even put in a malicous link are you disabled or something like are you typing with your mouth?
>>62061219>>62061220
I am getting fucking raped
tripfagnamefagavatarfagthe things jannies get away with these days
>>62061231I'm also secretly gay
baby it's realthis feeling that I feel
so why di the market do this today?
>>62061219>>62061220WELL WTF
>>62061216I'm not a feet guy butjoking, I'm a feet guy
>feet
>>62061090>(Muslim brownoidzBro the iranians are whiter than trump.
