Not falling down yet edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smg thread>>62060669
>>62061217this is the one I'm not posting in a thread made by some creep who wears the metaphoric skinsuit of a dead woman.
>>62061228u w0t m8?
Kill tripfags. Rape Tripfags daughters. Roundhouse kick a tripfags nigger baby head into the pavement and drive a cement truck over it
>>62061232it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the metaphoric hose again
>>62061239man you don't wanna go up in those hills
>>62061217you screwed up
>>62061217I’m a novice, have I done well bros?
>ICYMI - R3 Bio working to grow headless human bodies to harvest organs "for research," as Trump phases out federal animal experimentation: "If we can create a nonsentient, headless bodyoid for a human being, that will be a great source of organs," says investor Boyang Wang.What the fuck this sounds like a nightmare. How do I profit from this weird shit???
song for tomorrow's market: https://youtu.be/A1x9vaZb3SQ
Oil nuking means insiders are signalling the war is over I guess
I'm feeling green today.
Your bake is not swiftie's so it's the right one
>>62061244ohh yea
Market is manic again
feels like we're already at peacelooks like PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH has won again..it's just shows what happens when you have a president with the courage to make though decisions
>>62061217war is over. green green green market
>>62061228There’s absolutely no defending tripfaggotry.Unlike some forums, there is absolutely zero added functionality or usefulness to engaging in tripfag/username based posting.The only possible explanation is that you’re a massive loser faggot that needs to hog threads with your blog posting.
>>62061246let's see, your three biggest positions all revolve around the resource the world is quickly running out of and your long, looks good to me, would be a shame if a truth tweet hit your three towers
I cant believe trump ended the war...
>>62061269Not sure if this is TACO or "it'll end in 2 more weeks" bullshit. Maybe Iran will hit some fuel refinery or Israeli site and Trump will be all "Iran won't let it end." Or maybe jeff saw his data center get hit and made a call tot he white house and bogged the whole war.
>>62061280we're out of missiles
Oil is pulling a silver
uhoh trump's address is going to be about iran
>>62061286
>>62061284iran got beat very badly and they are begging for a deal. trump did regime change
LISAN AL GAIB!!!!! LISAN AL GAIB!!!!! LISAN AL GAIB!!!!! LISAN AL GAIB!!!!! LISAN AL GAIB!!!!! LISAN AL GAIB!!!!! LISAN AL GAIB!!!!! LISAN AL GAIB!!!!! LISAN AL GAIB!!!!! LISAN AL GAIB!!!!! LISAN AL GAIB!!!!! LISAN AL GAIB!!!!!
>>6206129450/50 could be rant about that ball room
>>62061254Right?! I'm not going to that mentally ill faggot's thread.
Futures is saying orange man will pull out and leave the gulf and kikes to duke it out with iran. He'll probably dress it up as some sort of victory along with the lame ass space mission
>>62061303that's a lot of pro nouns for a poster
>>62061310>Futures is saying orange man will pull out awhy do they listen to that part of what he's saying today and not the opposite part of what he said today?
and another thing, where's the bottom? was it 2 days ago or still to come?
what if troops are swimming onto kaarg underwater right now and the announcement is... iran has to make the deal now, the deal they've wanted for a couple weeks now
>>62061311I'm the king of runon sentences as if pissing off lit fags was a marathon I personally hold a gold medal in.
SUPER CHUD PLEASE SAVE US
>>62061315I think theres still a lot of financial interest in believing in Trump, probably because the alternative would be blowing up the economy for years so they probably have their finger on the button to slam as many bids on Trumps constant lies
>>62061319>I am happy to announce, that as of last night at 2 in the morning local time, we successfully landed 50,000 American troops on the shore of the strait of hormuz. My general's are calling it the biggest and greatest amphibious action in American history, bigger than D-Day and probably more important. >Rest assured this war will be over very quickly, two weeks or less my general's tell me, but we are committed to remaining in Iran until peace for our allies is secured.
>>62061317hard to say but reasonable chance we go down more
brent is below 100. its over
short oil
>>62061325This
is it fair to say bobo lost?
>>62061329holy smokes anon got access to the speech ,leak the rest of it
lol. Dumb Pollocks.
>>62061284If he's saying in 2 weeks as opposed to just now, its an indicator he's unlikely to re-engage with any of it for the remainder of his term.
OIL KEKKIES
>>62061339is this a captchawtf i dont know pop culture
glad i didn't buy oil
>>62061339i got a "pick the skin color of Argentina" kek
If Trump plans on leaving in two weeks then what was the point of sending a third carrier to the area? Will they just turn around as soon as they arrive?
>>62061336The month of march was just an elaborate April fools prank on the bobos
easter ceasefire
>Futures>https://youtu.be/ICZG33IxtgE?si=oofdX2A1F6dKSUc4
>>62061349>what was the point of sending a boat somewhere elsewhat the fuck else would it have even been doing lil nigga?
>>62061349Possibly to look tougher when negotiating ends terms and to lul Cuba into a false sense of calm before he inevitably brings up Cuba being bombed to oblivion next week (he can do that from mainland America reet)
what does spy open at? i didn't buy enough calls
lol does the market really think this is over?
>>62061360it's been 2 more weeks, it's over now
A lot of these anime characters I just want to write "cumdumpster" for.>Not falling down yetI am pretty much reaching the end of my rope lol.>scored a 170 on the LSAT>law schools won't take me because my gpa 10 years ago was shit>tried to do an engineering program but told I should go to CC and just grind 'gpa raising courses' to get in instead>looked at medical school because geriatric medicine is an obvious boom sector>same shitI would literally be a millionaire if I had held only my GME back in 2020. It feels like I'm living in a nightmare where I'm my own worst enemy and society dogpiles me to death while telling me my degree is worthless, for shit I didn't know when I was 18.
>>62061360There will be no invasion of iran in 2026 let it go
>>62061362go to europe wage and blogpost there
>>62061336>Brent -15%absolutely rugged
Why is the market acting like Trump just got peace nobel handed to him for handling this shitmess with grace while Iran is still bombing shit left and right while threatening to kill western corporations?Is global oil shock bullish?
Somebody in here earlier today threatend me at gunpoint to get out of EQNR before he started shorting it and I'm glad I listened
>>62061365hot damn war really is over huh
>>62061364Look man the europeans and their relatively lower wages are their own problem.
posting before the anime captcha april fools gimmick renders me unable to post (i dont watch anime)
>>62061368Too much money in the system looking for a place to park itself. If I had the mental discipline I'd just keep my positions, stop following the markets and come back after midterms.
>>62061368America conceding gives a possibility of longer term power stability in the region.
I am getting fucked, this is absolute bullshit How the fuck is Trump just leaving bad for oil? The volatility is going to make me sell and then I'm going to miss the rally when it turns out horribly
>>62061349still hoping he goes full retard and tries to take an island
>>62061377>Too much money in the systemNo such thing. Most of that money doesn't exist. It's temporal money that will literally set itself on fire like a shitty self destructing spy message.
It's actually quite insane how little the market went down and how much it resisted with those whiplashes and how easy it goes up even though the issue hasn't even really resolved.
>>62061378https://gov.nv.gov/Newsroom/PRs/2026/2026-03-31_nevada-air-national-guard-deploys-in-support-of-operation-epic-fury/Is this what planning to concede looks like?
>>62061379>How the fuck is Trump just leaving bad for oil?Because America is going to lose every single fucking ally and the strait will be closed still (for America and Amerikikes).Basically the world will be split between those who cuck to America and those who don't. That is not bullish at all. Would you really want to eat economic pain for an orange pedophile who called you useless and threatened to not help you while you get invaded?
>>62061362It sounds like you have no idea what the hell you should be doing. Instead of grinding towards a post-secondary program when you're clearly not super passionate about any one thing and are trying to overcome old grades, I'd suggest you just go into a trade. Become a plumber or electrician or some shit. Journeymen make good money. Then, once you do well there, you can always do your MBA and start your own contracting business. Not everything is about prestige jobs, there is plenty of blue collar work that pays really well. Also, I have had two opportunities to become a millionaire in the last 6 years and cut my winners short both times, so I feel your pain.
>>62061376You can just tap cancel and it goes away. It's a voluntary hyjinx.
>>62061376if you fail you get the shape test
>>62061385 so he IS going to go full retard afterall!
>>62061385They don't really have a choice.
>>62061368Because it just is faggot. You are dumb if you need someone to explain the Epstein economy to you.
Oil crahes overnight and then will pump once he announces the ground invasionIt's a perfect plan
>>62061387By bad for oil I mean why the fuck is it cratering
>>62061396Oh. I don't fucking know lmao see >>62061368
>>62061382the market moves on absolute horseshit so nothing surprises me
>cancelled the same order a dozen times nowI know this pump is bullshit but I also think it will be even more retarded todayhmm decisions decisions
>>62061402Trump said the war is definitely over between farting loudly BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!
OooOoooOooooo,O!Spicy £400+ instant ooen gain on euro(UK) port and I've not even had my first none decaf tea of the morning.She's fuckin' rippin' bois, just as planned. Weak paws money from tech to staples.
Lmao. Sold half my oil play last night at close. It opened 6% lower. Bought it back. Thanks Mr retardo market.
>>62061380Well get ready, that's my prediction. Also on April Fools Day so mutts can make the connection.
The announcement will be about ground troops landing to Iraq accidentally
>>62061408>decaf teaYou some kind of faggot?
>>62061405spy's gonna pump 11% on the day screencap this
>>62061392>>62061385>>62061391OIL CALLS BANZAITOTAL STOCK MARKET DEATHONE MORE PUMP AND THEN CRASH 20%
>>62061406damn the peace, FULL SPEED AHEAD
>Mr President, If we want to invade we will have to enact the draft. Analysts have determined if this it to be done it is incredibly unlikely to be succeed and likely cause civil war. Analysis and wargaming have determined our invasion; if we amass the troops necessary, will fail. Israel who owns us wants us to go ahead with this RIGHT NOW so we can implode and stop giving them infinite gibs. This allows them to compete with iran in the desert on their own and to bring god back to earth. Just say the word.People really think it goes down like this btw and have financially positioned themselves accordingly.
>>62061396>>62061368wouldn't oil have gone down and everything else up because literally all the wealthy would have sold oil stakes to have bought everything else with and oil wouldn't have gone up later because no one would have bought into it before hormuz were settled while everything would have crashed later anyway because of lack of oil? oil spike one, reprice via sales of oil to have bought something else, crash when something else crashed because of oil spike two
>>62061416probably not that retarded but I'm in no hurry to exit the tard pumpmight be +10% between now and friday but you will definitely want to gtfo before the long weekend...
>>62061419its more like they just blurt shit out in front of the press on the fly
>>62061418April fools
Just bought in at the bottom. Down 27%. A no brainer.
>>62061418>no more extensions to the deadlinekekWhy is my captcha Dagoth Ur? What?
>>62061419America is a spic-jeet condominium under a kike trusteeship.
>>62061427NO MORE EXTENSIONS TO THE DEADLINE!! THIS IS A NEW DEADLINE! MIGA!
Iran is bombing moar data centers, it's all over twatter.
>>62061425don't kill yourself later
I don't understand oil is used worldwide for everything, how does the price move so quickly in such a short time
>futures
Gold showing some strength.
>>62061432futures contracts settled in fiat and knowable rates of exposures via to have tracked debt quantities with computers. a owns b owns c will have to have bought by three months at the latest gets priced fast fast
>>62061419Do you have a better explanation?
>>62061427>Come Nerevar, surely you recognize the importance of I, Dagoth Ur, in understanding this complex geopolitical landscape?>Anyways, those fucking N'wahs are getting what is coming to them and I don't really give a shit if oil goes to Masser and Secunda because superior Dunmer society relies on magic anyways>Quit complaining about black tar you sound like an argonian.
>>62061432it's also why nukes would have flown before comoddities would have been settled in private crypto since amounts remaining wouldn't have been calculatable from debt outstanding instead of sending someone to have taken pictures of reserves
>>62061432paper oil is inherently worthless and that's what you are trading
>>62061443I stand for delivery on my paper shorts tho
>>62061439They either cut Iran in or just simply come back in 1-2-3-10-20 years and try again. The idea that the iran conflict has to truly begin now makes 0 sense especially when it's suicide
>>62061446That would mean abandoning Israel
Malaysia in crisis mode because of energy crisis
>>62061448They would be doing the same shit they did in the twelve day war
i just found out gohan is named after rice
>>62061453Gohan actually just means meal or dinner.Which for pencildick japs of course means rice, but kome means rice, not gohan.
>>62061449Straits closed.
this is not the real thread!
>>62061458what does goku mean?
>>62061461Namefags deserve the rope
>>62061438>futures contracts settled in fiat and knowable rates of exposures via to have tracked debt quantities with computers. a owns b owns c will have to have bought by three months at the latest gets priced fast fastI don't understand so something like a large contract expired, but because of the obligations in it the owner is forced into an action that cause a big shift in the price
>>62061449they shouldn't worry then since the war is over!
>>62061462Son Goku is actually a japanization of Sun Wukong.
So it was about Regime Change
kek oilbaggies
>>62061466welcome to 1992. with no human oversight as wellAutomated trading at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange (CME) began with the launch of theCME Globex platform in 1992, which pioneered electronic trading for futures and options, allowing for automated order routing and execution. While algorithmic trading evolved throughout the 1980s, Globex formalized automated electronic execution at the CME. Key milestones in the development of automated trading at CME include: 1987: Globex concept approved for after-hours electronic trading. 1992: Launch of CME Globex, enabling electronic trading of currency and interest rate products. 2004: CME Globex volume exceeded open outcry pit volume for the first time, signaling a shift toward fully automated systems. 2000s-Present: Rise of algorithmic and high-frequency trading (HFT) on the platform, which now handles the vast majority of volume.
>>62061468japanese girls have really pretty names if you transliterate them
>Still pumping Surreal
Oslo stock market just opened, EQNR is down 7%.
>>62061449Source?
>>62061478once again, thank god that anon warned me to get out before he shorted. What an angel
>>62061481https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/economics/article/3348624/malaysian-minister-warns-very-very-serious-energy-crisis
>>62061483I really dont get it, the strait is still fucked, but oh well I'm still in the positive this week, shame it was going way better for me before this.
Soon I will have the stomach to open my brokerage app for the first time in a month…
>>62061490post screencap in three minutes or faggot
>>62061489war's over we're making Iran the 51st state
Aussie PM speech shortly I believe
>>62061490Me yesterday, off 30% from highs
>>62061507>https://www.youtube.com/live/QMb8wrquExgStarts in 3m.
>>62061419>jewish lobby 'owns' trump>except polls show republicans losing the midtermsSo what's the point of taking jewish favors if they lose you the next election anyway.
If you guys would all just drive EVs this could have all been avoided.
>>62061507he should inpsire the young men of the nation to action
>>62061471>same regime in power>but now the straight is gay>also allies collectively flipping to Shina insteadOrange nigger legitimately undid 250 years of effort in 2.
>>62061515Having your ass covered & family protected.He's too old to give a fuck so he's burning America in the oven to warm his hands and ass.
>>62061515The hypothesis is that they own the entirety of america and democrats vs republicans is fake
>>62061511Cheers
>>62061520For a short while I was a blockade runner in EVE. That was pretty fun.
at some point there will be very little if any physical text. when the final generation is wiped out and a new one spawns they'll know very little about us. I think this is all by design.
>>62061535haha seriously? they will know every little thing about everything.
>>62061526take a break moshe
>>62061388costs at least 50k a year to go to lawschool anyway, I was supposed to go 6 years ago but covid. If I had just gambled in 2021, 2022 (on nrgu), 2023 on nvidia, 2024 on Tesla etc. I would have made bucketloads. But I always pussy out. So not only can I not afford a better career like I planned to, I'm also fucking poor (relative to where I would be, I have more money than the average person complaining they can't pay off 1000 bucks on their credit card in an emergency).
>>62061526>>62061547The way to prove this will be what Chuck Schumer does. In 2022 it was McConnell and ROmney's niece blocking funds to pro-Trump candidates that prevented republicans from winning an extra 10 house seats in california and 3 senate seats. If Schumer does the same thing to t he progressive democrats (who keep calling to have him ousted lol) and fucks them out of a senate majority, and giving them a slim house majority of Schumer allies, then it'll be the case. They also want to get rid of the black guy they have running the house, so he might also fuck the progressives over in favor of his supporters. Coincidentally, all these supporters are pro-israel.
>>62061537what happens in the future if everything digital and technology and the people who know how to create get wiped out by natural disaster leaving only a small handful of retards to build earth
>>62061535I just want to be 24 again and teach english in japan. Or having it be 2019, and instead of accepting that job that laid me off in 2020, I go to japan instead to teach. Either one is good.
>>62061553paper trails proved affairs had been so long ago. that wasn't a nice try
>>62061548>If I had just gambled in 2021, 2022 (on nrgu), 2023 on nvidia, 2024 on Tesla etcJust full port apple in the 80s
>>62061553>putting this much thought into anything involving politics>like voting will actually change a fucking thingSpend time doing useful things, anon.
Is pre green a trap again?
>>62061557I'm going to invent the physical internet lest there be an apocalypse that wipes the digital world and all our knowledge with it out. The post apocalypse human race 100 years from now will thank me
>>62061554thinking that there is an end to mr bones wild ride is a fantasy that even i wont indulge in
Guys, I'm not sure how much longer I can take this market. I might turn into a Boglehead and buy and hold some low cost, broadly diversified ETF until I die.
>>62061561In order to make money you need to have the balls to go with your thesis. If someone full ported Apple in the 80s because they had a thesis, then they'd have been correct.
>>62061574unironically you'll have way more money than all these trader retards
>>62061568isn't physical internet just a fucking book?
>>62061521>In 21.5. You have to salute the performance.
>>62061557Don't worry bro, we can load the savepoint and everything will be good again.
>>62061578No one wants to read some gay shit like a book. I want funny pictures of frogs.
>>62061248>IRAN HAS STRUCK AMAZON SERVERS IN BAHRAINbased, they're good lads really
I hate that Bitcoin isn't really crashin when all this is happening. I need crypto to fucking die, like now. Go down to, idk, 30k and talk everything with you so I can leverage my limited capital and buy low.
You, and the market, REALLY think it's all over, US will leave, with Iran in control of the strait? You really think the Gulf states will leave the situation that way, after having their infrastructures bombed for a month straight, at that? To be at the mercy of a country putting a toll on them, on top of at the risk of being bombed again? Really? Gulf states know they have everything to lose with such a situation. Sure they can get out their (tolled) oil, but at the same time they completely lose the everything else they built these last 30 years : secure tax haven country, tourism, airflight routesMBS wanted war in the first place, he won't let it end this way.
>>62061574Don't forget the divvies as well.A.B.C.D. - always be collecting divvies>T. Bogster
>>62061575Now run the same tech boom thesis with the up and coming 80s apple contender, amstrad
>>62061405That nigga is looking zesty
>>62061599I agree that the war isnt over but for slightly different reasonsThe problem here is psychological, pulling out now would be emotionally DEVASTATING for trump and is thus effectively not on the table, which really leaves only the option of invasion and 20 year counterinsurgency as a means of getting the strait back open
>>62061430source
>Straight from Iran’s Parliament: closed strait, no negotiations, no plans to negotiate.
>>62061609>pulling outHe's not even gone in. And won't.
>>62061604It's funcopops, ticker FNCO
>>62061578Yes. Before the internet I used to use a set of encyclopaedias. Every article had a set of "links" at the end taking you to articles in another volume. I used to spend all day reading them just like Wikipedia.>>62061574I know right? Just woke up to oil down. Check news. Sure enough, another Trump tweet that there's no war with Eastasia. >>62061575The problem is that when you have a thesis you get laughed at and ignored like I am with BP. But then in 5 years when BP goes 10x everyone will say "if only I had invested in BP back in 2026">>62061586Amazon is one of the few tech slop companies that's actually useful. I get cheap bike parts from them.
>>62061611
>>62061614Depends how much his mushbrain likes Hegseth that morning.
>>62061611I thought they blew up Iran's parliament?
so why did we pump without any news?
Made my first put ever for spy to go down by 2.6% before Apr 8th. Wake up from my nappy and see oil has been short dumped yet again. Only did 1,000 dollars to test it but I'm gonna be sad if it doesn't print.
>>62061611you filthy democrat stop believing in reality!!!!! MIGA!!!!!!
>>62061599Trump making threats on X is the perfect pre-text to Iran keeping the strait closed, because that will guarantee the prolongment of the war. MBS on the other hand is stuck between a rock and a hard place.
>>62061625We pumped because of good fundamentals, duh.
>Donald Trump to address US >Anthony Albanese to address Australia>Keir Starmer to address UK yeah they're lubing everyone up.... this is covid all over again
Anyway my big pointarino
>>62061627We goyim have to deal with the real world.
Jesus fucking christ, this is covid all over again. Sell everything and panic buy food and toilet paper, unironically.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMb8wrquExg
>>62061625They're pushing a peace/ceasefire negotiations false narrative that Iran denies is taking place and trump flip flops on hourly
>>62061626I think you'll be good.
>>62061614hes been bombing Iran for a month, by "pulling out" I mean stopping thatbut in terms of ground ops he is absolutely going to go in, his mental illnesses will not allow him to consider any other option and there is no one left in the white house or the pentagon who is willing to tell him noYou were surprised when when trump broke his most emphatic campaign promise and invaded Iran, I've known this was coming since the Liberation Day tariffs. Narcissistic supply is like a drug and he needs a bigger and bigger hit every time to get the same high, even if the Iran situation magically resolved itself tomorrow he would just start a new, even bigger war somewhere else
>>62061630Beat me to it. The market is going straight down next week.
>>62061625Because it's a bear market. This was how it was during the way down in 2022 and 2020 and last year and in summer 2024. Damn I wish it was 2024. Or really any 1+ year interval in the past. Anyway in bears you get short term big pumps as shorts get liquidated, then they resume downward movements as the liquidityruns out. Quite literalyl dead cat bouncing all the way down.
>>62061633I had to stop watching because it's an irrelevant country and also the accent is absolutely atrocious.
>>62061630based cramerI only wish I had been bigger balls earlier this year on gold and RAM, now that both topped out.
>>62061633I thought the hoarding would have started a month ago
>wake up>Oil 10% Down>Hormussy still closedfucking hacks
>>62061639Starmer and Trump are probably going to say the same thing in a few hours. Shit is hitting the fan. We're crashing next week.
I AM FUCKING READY FOR A MARKET CRASH
>>62061639It sounds like he's speaking to a toddler, which has to be deliberate because he doesn't normally sound like that.I assume its because someone in the public service told him that people are freaking out and hes trying to be as calming as possible while telling us that we are about to run out of fuel
>>62061641I thought about it but I'm lazy and also kind of want to die.
>>62061645Trump is going to say nothinghe'll make a lot of noise, probably declare victory a few times and insult some more allies, and possibly go on a tangent about immigrants and the DOW, but ultimately nothing of substance will be heard
>>62061653He's going to announce a two to three special military safari to find Iran's enriched uranium wild goose chase
>>62061655Week*
>>62061655>>62061656*year>but really *decade
Keir speech, waiting to starthttps://www.youtube.com/live/Dp0Q2Njfac0
>>62061217>Anthropic accidentally leaked their entire source code yesterday.What happened next is one of the most insane stories in tech history.> Anthropic pushed a software update for Claude Code at 4AM.> A debugging file was accidentally bundled inside it.> That file contained 512,000 lines of their proprietary source code.> A researcher named Chaofan Shou spotted it within minutes and posted the download link on X.> 21 million people have seen the thread.> The entire codebase was downloaded, copied and mirrored across GitHub before Anthropic's team had even woken up> Anthropic pulled the package and started firing DMCA takedowns at every repo hosting it.> That's when a Korean developer named Sigrid Jin woke up at 4AM to his phone blowing up.> He is the most active Claude Code user in the world with the Wall Street Journal reporting he personally used 25 billion tokens last year.> His girlfriend was worried he'd get sued just for having the code on his machine.> So he did what any engineer would do.> He rewrote the entire thing in Python from scratch before sunrise.> Called it claw-code and Pushed it to GitHub.> A Python rewrite is a new creative work. DMCA can't touch it.> The repo hit 30,000 stars faster than any repository in GitHub history.> He wasn't satisfied. He started rewriting it again in Rust.> It now has 49,000 stars and 56,000 forks.> Someone mirrored the original to a decentralised platform with one message, "will never be taken down."> The code is now permanent. Anthropic cannot get it back.Anthropic built a system called Undercover Mode specifically to stop Claude from leaking internal secrets.Then they leaked their own source code themselves. You cannot make this up.big if true
Why is SPY still above 650 reeeeeee
This will likely be a nothing burger. I can't see the UI joining this retardation. It will yet again be something about a navy coallition to monitor the strait AFTER there is a ceasefire
>>62061641i have a load in and have been topping up for weeks as i could see this coming on top of this... food mainlynormies won't until it's too late and they all do it at once and shit themselves and cause issues because they need the government to tell them what to dosome don't even know theres a war on
>>62061630>>Anthony Albanese to address AustraliaHe's already been on. Was only a quick, try to use less fuel if you can'er
this statement by the Australian pm is.. not goodBurger are about to do some bullshit
>>62061638so short every pull up?
>>62061660What time is it supposed to start?
>>62061668is how the theory goes
>>62061636>Narcissistic supply is like a drug and he needs a bigger and bigger hit every time to get the same high, even if the Iran situation magically resolved itself tomorrow he would just start a new, even bigger war somewhere elseYes. In fact he's already mentioned where. It's Cuba. And that's another reason for why he wants this ended. He has an attention span of a few weeks when given the choice.
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>>62061660>>62061670Would be cool if they signed more gibs into law. And extensions of unemployment or something.
This is why I closed some of my shorts and switched to selling put and call options. They'll probably zigzag this shitty market for a while.
Trade investments
Starmer is now on
>>62061662Beyond based if true.
>>62061662I don't get it and don't care really
>>62061680the nudging begins
>>62061660These are really reading to me like, since it would appear US is pulling out of NATO and can't really be counted on as a reliable defense partner right now, regardless the UK and Aussies have decided to cast their lot in with the US to form the Anglosphere.
Starmer is basically reiterating some points from albanese. He's specifically mentioned "not our war" and that he's seeking diplomatic methods to reopen straight. Multinational policing to bring about maritime security, but not entering war.
>>62061686The black holes gonna be fucking massive agen now. :'(
Oil is coming back
AMERICANS ARE ABOUT TO PUT BOOTS ON THE GROUNDTHAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYINGSAVE FUEL BECAUSE ORANGENIGGER IS ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING RETARDED
It's Sakura's birthday today. Say something nice.
>>62061689i'm afraid there is no money left fren (again)
Nationalism mentioned.
Fucking markets are swinging by a hundred and fifty points every fifteen minutes
kek oil baggies and their delusions
>>62061688He's also being the biggest cuck I've ever seen "we're tired of your energy being held hostage by the likes or Puuuuuuutin and the Iranian regime". Like jesus christ mate, play victim to the consequences of your own actions some more won't ya
>>62061662April Fools
>Fell for the Trump FUD and sold the bottom of oilIrritated at myself since I should have known better. Hope his speech to the nation is another FUD bomb so I can get back in.
>>62061687A say this and then the fag starts talking about undoing brexit lol
dubs and Drumpf says April fools and nukes Israel
>>62061692>ORANGENIGGER IS ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING RETARDEDHOW IS THAT NEWS
>>62061662some korean dude wrote 512,000 lines of code in 3 hours?sounds like bullshit to me, especially since I was under the impression that generative AI codebases went well into the millions
>>62061672Cuba eh, well at least that seems like a target that could actually be invaded successfully
>>62061708yeh could be april fools joke like another anon said. it is all widespread news though
>>62061708he told claude+codex to refactor claude code's leaked code into pythonthe leak is real, but it's a nothing burger. there's no secret sauce - which is bullish for anthropic because the moat is the model not the harness.
This is going to require a full sausages deployment to resolve. Time to pull in those Arabian contacts and favours. Full Arabian princesses on flying carpets level.
Trump speaking after market close Wednesday is a bad sign. Loading up on outs today.
>>62061431>don't kill yourself later10% in two hours and I see no reason it will stop.
>>62061716no stop trying to front run the dumplet me get my exit liquidity and dump one hour before friday close like a gentleman
OIL IS BACK ON THE MENU
>>62061721kek baggie menu
oil baggies being set up for the buck breaking of a lifetime
>>62061718I fucking hate those ETFs because they close when the LSE closes and most price action happens in US hours.You're just along for the raping holding those.
>>62061699Still not ready to drill and thinks we will just build more windmills. My north sea oil play still goes up. He will announce drilling when the social unrest begins.
>>62061725I'm day trading it, as it should be. I have other oil holds.
>>62061609INVADE WHERE?!They haven’t staged any forces near Iran. A seaborne or air land would be suicide.
>DONALD TRUMP HAS TOLD THE TELEGRAPH HE IS STRONGLY CONSIDERING PULLING THE UNITED STATES OUT OF NATO AFTER IT FAILED TO JOIN HIS WAR ON IRAN.- TELEGRAPHOh no, who's gonna bomb Serbia next time?
>>62061730He's going to invade. They are moving blood, artillery, marines, air transport specialists and plenty other stuff that says a ground invasion is happening.
>>62061732the EUROFORCE DRAGOONS
>>62061732Starmer is taking us back into Europe. America is going to be alone.
>>62061734can you give me a source on the blood? that's how I predicted the Russian invasion of Ukraine
>>62061732>Evropa rrrrRise.Perfect rotation time. Rotate Brwitish nukes to Germany. Gain market access minus the small boats. Another 10,000 years of hedgemony orgies before we finally get board and take over the world.Just a little sumfin niggling at me tho. Tellin' me... They'll still totally fuck it up.
>>62061721contract rollover, we will be back at baseline soon enough
>>62061732Just like he threatened to leave NATO after Yurop didn't capitulate to Russia. The usual Trump's Hot Air™
>>62061730there is literally nothing Iran can do to stop US ground forces invading if they commit, the Americans have basically skipped the conventional stage of the war entirely by bombing Irans military out of existence from the air
>>62061732Trump can't do that without a 2/3rds vote in the Senate or an official congressional act passing, yellow journalism
>>62061218Why do some old money families do everything right but still end up poor?
>>62061744So what he'll find some legal loophole or something like he already has for all of his illegal actions
regardless of legality, pretty sure the NATO brand has been degraded to the point where the US doesn't give a crap about defending a nato country and will decide if it will or will not if shtf to little shit nato country
>>62061747Yea, he can fuck around and lower troop commitments and not appoint commanders, but lil marco made sure he can't actually leave
for example if russia just takes over moldova the US is different not caring
>>62061746maybe money really is just a collective hallucination and the older these families get the more they fall out of the collective?
>>62061732>leaves NATO just in time for Israel to go after NATO member Turkey
>>62061752Europe can handle Russia, they aren't even strong enough to take Ukraine
>>62061737>America is going to be alone.follow the money sheep. its still in america. even if eurocucks hate america, their leaders still invest in america and depend on the dollar. you cant escape cucks kek
>>62061751How?
>>62061746Nice try but nobody wants to post in your dead thread.
I had three tacos yesterday andthese April 1st captchas are STUPID STUPID STUPIDdo people really know the answers to what characters they are supposed to be? I sure af don't thankfully
>>62061738Denys Davydov reported it this morning. He didn't mention his source but he's reliable.
>>62061748Bro the NATO is a meme. It says that when article 5 has been instated any country can choose what kind of support they give. People acting like article 5 means Armageddon don’t know the law
>>62061760imagine being too much of a brokeass to just buy a fucking pass. kek baggies
>>62061757What do you mean, like how can he fuck around or how can he not leave
>>62061752Russia couldn't take over your mum's bedroom and I've heard that's undefended and wide open.
>>62061748>US doesn't give a crap about defending a nato country and will decide if it will or will notJust as a reminder for any Americans that may have been bamboozled by trump more recently, the only country to have invoked the article 5 group response is the US after the 9/11 attack (which was by a terrorist organisation, not a nation state, and it still got a group response from the rest of NATO).It's also literally a couple of months since he was discussing invading another NATO country.He's absolutely peaking the destruction of US relations.
>>62061763just give 4chin your email and payment infolmao dum ass
>>62061756You are about to learn a very hard and very long lesson.
NATO is a meme or Russia is fighting NATO, which is it
>>62061765Can't leave, I mean technically Iran is just a "special military operation" and not a war there has to be someway for him, it was the same with the tariffs
Europe was effectively cucked when they allowed themselves to be overrun with Muslims. They’re scared of the new locals rising up should they join Trump in this war.
>>62061755Ukraine has all the European weapons in it. Taking down Ukraine is taking down Europe
>>62061762Legally, a refusal to act on article 5 means a country would not be a part anymore of the NATO pact.
>>62061767Not to mention NATO is a defensive alliance. Not a gang to go on offensive jollies at the whim of an insane wannabe napolean.
>>62061732Netanyahou junior can't do that
The next 5 years of maga coping and seething is going to fill my harddrive. It's pottery.
>>62061776Most of Ukraine's weapons are being built in Ukraine these days, they are actually outproducing the Russians when it comes to drones and artillery shells
>>62061769>14 pbtid>did all the captchaskek brokeass retard who wastes more time of his life on captchas to post than is worth the price of a passpalantir knows who you are already and all of your posts are tied to your permanent record, who cares about an email and a credit card retard
>>62061732please please please I beg him to do it
>>62061781>Most of Ukraine's weapons are being built in Ukraine these daysI see, so you're just completely clueless
>>62061773He fucked around during his first term floating the idea of leaving NATO and a bunch of other destabilizing military actions, so when it looked like he would win re-election in 2024 rubio passed a defense authorization act, that clipped his nuts
>>62061754Yeah, I saw quite some anti-turkey rhetoric by Israelis recently on Twitter. They either want to get Turkey out or the US to get out. Getting Turkey out would be better, but you can't without a reason, I assume. Leaving is easier.Also lmao 1,2 trillion for this>Global first-quarter M&A exceeds $1.2 trillion, led by AI http://reut.rs/4m2JT3j
>>62061785whatever information you are operating on is either outright false or badly out of date
>>62061791this but for literally anyone here who has an opinion on current events, the stock market, or really anything
NATO is only to get bigger once Ukraine joins
>>62061783I've seen you post over 40 in a thread you retarded worthless piece of shit
>>62061794i have a pass retard
nigga has to wait a whole minute AND do a captcha to post his next cope lmao
>>62061780>potteryKek
btw i forgot you can pay for a pass in crypto. imagine having any excuse for doing captchas lmao
>>62061791Give me a rundown on those advanced vehicles, aircrafts, tanks, rifles, missile defense systems etc that Ukraine is producing locally and independently. It is producing drones and some shells, true. The fuck are you gonna do with those shells, throw them at the enemy?
>>62061795doesn't make you less of an internal 4cuck retard worthless piece of shitand my captchas are ez pz takes 2 secondsyou're a retard for wasting money and doxing yourself to 4chin
>>62061785He is 100% correct. Ukraine has built an impressive military industrial complex during the war. Russia's gets degraded every night. Do try to keep up.
Imagine being trump screeching you're going to leave NATO when sitting beside you is your secretary of state that passed the law making it impossible lol
>>62061803how many thousands of posts do you make a year, those 2 seconds are gonna add up, brokeass baggie retard who wastes a literal hour of his life in any given year doing captchas on 4chan KEK
>>62061758I'm not the OP. I asked it first there because I thought it was the newest smg edition.
Baking Banking Spanking
>>62061804Maybe you can give me a rundown then>>62061801Help me keep up with your advanced but secret knowledge
>>62061809Use the other bake
>>62061792Mr. Market isn't pricing in $150 oilWhy?>>62061793Ukraine is going to be Russia's once all the White guys die
>>62061807>how many thousands of posts do you make a year,not as many as you retard loser piece of shit. I'm temporarily here until a disappear months at a time.I'm not an internal 4cuck like your shit headed self with a fag pass to prove what a retard you are
>>62061812they know something you dontbut they also know something that you also know deep down: that you are a baggie>>62061813imagine having to do a captcha to cope at me lmao
>>62061811nah
>>62061812Saviors of the white race, eh
jannie is gonna get mad at you guys making too many threads again
>>62061801Bohdana self propelled artillery system. 30-40 per month produced currently.Fp-1 and Fp-2 long range attack drones.Currently producing 200 daily.Fp-5 flamingo cruise missile. 3000km range.200 per month. I can go on if you need? There's a LOT more.
>>62061801Bodhana.
New thread>>62061819>>62061819>>62061819>>62061811No
>>62061821We could go on till page 9 but some idiots have to bake their tripfag OP's.
>>62061821I'm telling jannie on you, jannie says its MY turn to shitpost!I for one love the new captcha :3
>>62061801FP-5
>>62061801drones of all categories, from small FPVs to long range one way attack drones of the kind that keep smacking into Russian infrastructureInterceptor drones, now both numerous and significant enough to be their own categorythey are now the worlds leading producer of self propelled artillery (so yes, they will be throwing those shells at the enemy)The shells in questionCruise missiles, with the FP5-flamingo being a standout in that categoryseveral entire families of anti air technicalsBTR-4 IFVsa wide variety of support equipment such as that network of microphones they set up as an early warning system for dronesthere are more that I don't know off the top of my head, the Ukrainian DIB has been expanding rapidly for several years now in spite of Russias best attempts at bombing it
>>62061801The R360 Neptune. (This sank the Moskva, Russia's flagship)Available as anti ship or long range (1000km) land attack missile.
>>62061801Are we done here thick cunt?
>>62061818>>62061825Why do you care about baking when you use garbage op pics
>>62061842hes gone m8, off to the new thread to pretend this never happened
>>62061846I know.
I JUST TYPED NIGGER ON THE CAPTCHA.IT NIGGER WORKED
>>62061844That pic is original content niqqa
