panicans filtered edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62061819
Motherfucker
short oil
trying to find new to me stocks and/or ETF's to buy and hold, but everything is still at or near 52w high. This is gay. Is value investing even still possible?
why did they dump MU 33 % just to pump 12 % in days back?
>>62062494>273K views for a fake account
>>62062494>Believing Iranians over our elected God Emperor, First of his name and Blessed by the Holy Land of Israel Trump
Henlo
> nows
should i sell all my oil stocks /smg/? im down 4% alrdy
EQNR chuds, you should've listened
>>62062494
https://www.youtube.com/live/jBQ1vq6768E getting my latest news straight from the horses mouth now. gonna leave you guys behind with my newfound fundamental knowledge of this situation
>VIAV
>>62062511I'm waiting till dividends pay
They lie too but they have the best bant
>>62062494lol i wonder how much money his followers have lost
>>62062514strait from the whores's mouthhttps://www.the-sun.com/news/16158981/stripper-trump-iran-invasion-plan-us-troops/
>>62062511Just sell calls
I'm out of a job what stock do I throw the rest of my money at for 999,999x
-10% on oil, but i'm still betting on boots on the ground + closed HormussyAm i retarded?
>>62062511Yes, buy high sell low
well it sucks i sold a good amount of tech on Friday but I also emptying my oil stocks at their near ATH, I'll slurp some XOM after it goes to 120 and CVX at 160
Who the fuck said short tech lmfao
>>62062521>Islamic republic of Iran broadcastN
>>62062514what is this
>>62062521not even funny
>>62062532The Big Shorty
>>62062527Why is everyone receiving gold medals?
>>62062532all in soxs
>launch from iran to israel>eta 5 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VehGieRi72w
MUbroswe rise
I should've gotten back into Micron. Well, such is life.
>he shorted tech
>>62062532a filthy panican with heavy oil bags no doubt
Baggie baggie, euro baggies
>>62062549It do be like this
>>62062549A classic Double Bart Trump Jump movement
iran just started begging for a deal again
Sitting in a meeting while org management won't stop talking about AI, we all gotta get into AI, if you're not using AI fuck you. Yesterday I had to put my "annual goals" in for the year. Today, right now, this bitch is currently telling me that everything I wrote table stakes. "You ALL should be all in on AI and committed to innovation and take ownership of deliverables and keep upskilling actually" well shit, what more do you want out of me?I wish the Iranians would go ahead and bomb us like they promised to. Work is so gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.Maybe today I buy back into TQQQ
>>62062516God I miss this Russian whore
When I said Trump's next move was shooting himself on national television, I was only joking.
The funniest part about all this is that European trash are going to be holding the real bags after this is over
>>62062567that would be so fucking bullish
ABANDON ALL TRADINGALSO ARE GOING TO SLOSH THIS SIDEWAYS ALL DAY. THE MARKET WILL NOT MOVE UNTIL TONIGHT. DO NOT TRADE DO NOT TRADE CANCEL ALL ORDERS CLOSE ALL POSITIONS
oilsisters...it's over...
>APNewsAlert: DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (@AP) — #Iran Foreign Ministry spokesman calls Trump’s remarks on Tehran allegedly asking for a ceasefire ‘false and baseless’.uhm
>>62062561I'm seeing the opposite>Iran Says Trump’s ‘Absurd’ Displays Won’t Reopen HormuzFrom bloomberg.
can you legally declare a boots on the ground invasion on April 1st? what if everybody think it’s a prank?
>>62062580how about easter
>>62062580NGL, dronePOV zogbot reel with laugh track would be pretty funny.
>>62062580That's the plan, confuse the enemy
>brent 97>NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING>B-BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS TWEET FROM A GUY WITH NO REAL POWER FROM A REGIME THAT POSTS OBVIOUSLY FAKE AI VIDEOS AS PROPAGANDA THAT THEYRE WINNINGLMFAOOOOOOBAGGIES ARE YOU OKBAGGIES ARE YOU OKARE YOU OK BAGGIES
snxxbros how we feelin
>>62062546SPY is going to tank again, just do it then.
>he invested in nigger liquid
OILBAGGIES ARE YOU OK?
Im holding and trimming until EOM then going defensive
>>62062526Yes but lucky for you so is Trump.I personally don't think we will have boots on the ground, they're just a ploy to show he means business. He did the same last year in the 12 day war.
>>62062574yeah, say that to those guys
BIZTRODAMUS SAYETH:TODAY: GREENTOMORROW: REDMONDAY: RETARDEDLY GREEN - REVERSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS IT PUMPS SO MUCHPREPARE ACCORDINGLY
Iraq - major oil supplier (pre-war):- An Iraqi terrorist group Kaitan Hezbollah raised their flags across Baghdad (South) and abducted a US journalist- Iran attacked a Kurdish refinery in the North- The "government" is trying to contain terrorist groups in the South from joining the war on Iran's side- Turkey warned that if the Kurdish side (North) joins the war on Israel's side, they will invade the country- The government is widely expected to run out of money and be unable to make payroll by the end of the monthRemember the previous oil crisis started in 1973 but the Iranian revolution happened in 1979. The stock market did not recover until 1983 or something.
>>62062580What if they invade not using boots?
Fuck I love SOXL. Do I just fucking go all in on the next orange pedophile taco? $600k
>>62062601INSTABILITY IN THE MIDDLE EAST IS NOT NEWSSO SAYETH BIZTRODAMUS
>>62062494>Iran's new regime
>>62062593his tweets spike my cortisol, i shouldn't have made myself dependant on his stupid game
>BREAKING: Iran's Foreign Ministry responds after President Trump claims they asked for a ceasefire today:>"President Trump's claims that Iran requested a ceasefire are false and baseless."
>>62062607Well you see, where's the ayathola?
>>62062601It's going to be fucked for a long while. My hope is Trump turns tail because without the dumb nigger things can recover in time. Following the Law of nice things don't happen, I expect Trump to consistently continue being a nigger.
CALLS BABY CALLS
>>62062608>stupid game
>>62062577>they're just gonna leave and not even try to reopen hormuzzy uhis asia going to be ok? also why is semiconductors going up on on mangoman's troooth? did they conveniently forget about helium?
What is happening to my XOM? AAAHHHHHHHHHH
Peace has been announced. Simply fantastic Mr. Presciedent
Happy passover to all the anti semites and losers that long oiled or shorted SPY! Maybe next year you learn your fucking lesson. Cheers!
>>62062621oil computer Aaaaaaaa
>RHM +8%Goddammit there was an easy as fuck trade to make, and I completely forgot
>>62062625longing oil is anti-semitic?
>>62062612>The AyatollahWell, he might be dead, but the thing is, there's a line of succession for the Ayatollahs. He's not the King or the Emperor
>>62062620I think the market doesn't know yet about the copium shortage.
>>62062611Araghchi Is no longer in power. He’s a toothless man protected by street thugs.
>>62062631He was lol, now the only spokesman is lisan al gahib from dune movie lmao. Even he might be dead and someone speaking on his behalf
>>62062631It takes them a lot of resources and gold to spawn a new one
>>62062620Unites states has 5 producers of grade 6 gas. Helium baggies fudding.
>>62062631niggatollahs, or rather the Supreme Leader (TM) has to be elected by the council of smart guys and the jews kept bombing it.
>>62062565>the good tennis players were also good-lookingGood times.
maybe the US will start mining the straight in a plot twist
>>62062631Why are you wishcasting for the Islamic Republic to remain in power?Why do you love muslims so much?
as long as bobos still post twitter posts from brown people as evidence that america is collapsing the line will continue to go up violently.
>sold klarna yesterday thinking I could buy the dip todayGo fuck yourselves
>Discussions are taking place about a possible ceasefire between the US and Iran in return for the reopening of the Hormuz Strait - Axios
>>62062643The US could easily seize vessels with Iranian oil that are exiting towards China, but they chose not to do so and decided to unsanction the trade. They are too scared to let another 2mbpd disappear from the market that it's going to cost them the war. Only way to pressure Iran to end the war and open the strait is to stop them from using it but Trump has no balls.
>>62062638phew. i was worried.>>62062643if xi does the million man swim that's exactly what we would do
What the fuck is even Axios? Like, I swear they didn't exist 2 years ago and now they're everywhere. Sounds like a glowie news feed agency
I'm glad you bills are enjoying your last little pumps parties, it might be the last week of your fununless you get very lucky and the " new regime " comes to be real
>>62062532Not me. I took profits in MU bought a straddle and the straddle is looking like it's going to buy me back into my position with a profit.
>>62062658Some nepo jew news startup
>>62062658They were founded in 2016 so its only been about decade that they've existed. It took them a while to get bigger, which seems to have been in the last few years as they really hit their stride with some big pieces.
DEVIL TRIPS AND THE SATANTIC ZIONIST MARKET DEVIL DIPS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why is INTC fucking mooning
Reminder: Don't buy the war pump.Do buy the war dip.
>>62062659Maybe if you focused on buying low you'd be happier than spending your time right now sitting in weird 3rd world telegram channels that still thinks there even is an "old regime".
>>62062668Clown market
>>62062664
GAUZ
>>62062664Nice try GAYtan
>>62062668>Why is INTC fucking mooningprobably because they are the only ones with access to HELIUM you know for micro processors, no else can make them now
>>62062659we're still down YTD, slurp now before 7500 S&P by EOY
>>62062668their factories got bombed, very bullish for the stock price dont you know?
>>62062544
>>62062486Memory bros were back. I really should have been swinging this shit. There's no looking back now. Splits are next on the menu.
>>62062668Dunno. But I think they are regretting moving some of the Irish fans to the Middle East. KekI’d say with Apollo private credit scrambling for liquidity they got this for a nice discount too.
>>62062679they what
>>62062679Keyes predicted this.
>>62062668>factory destroyed>must be bullish
Haven’t decided if I want to short Tesla right now or hold off cause Donny is speaking tonight
>>62062675>up 50% in one monthDamn guys he wasn’t lying. We missed it
>>62062668Also insider buy pre quarterly’s suggests good results.
>>62062638>losing 1/3 of global supply is ok because... US can produce them too ok??!what the fuck is this mindset? not only is the supply fucked, but the means to transport them is also fucked. shit's gonna be bleak.
>>62062645Isrel and America's track record of meddling in the region is bad.
>>62062683
Why is the market so confident that Trump's announcement tonight isn't going to be a massive turd?
>>62062690I genuinely miss him.
>>62062690Why you think people care?
>>62062689you some kinda PANICAN?
>>62062692It’s tomorrow
Most obvious sucker's rally we've seen in a generation.
>>62062692Trump will do it over Easter weekend, because fuck Christians
>>62062697it's tonight
>>62062689The containers are chilled to minus stupid number degrees for transport. They don't have any cooling mechanism so the full ones currently stuck on ships will be warming up and allowing the helium to escape. They're massively insulated but only a temporary storage.
>bought MU at the bottom on Monday>already up 11%it's that easy
I got 2k usd what do I buy bros
>>62062692Only journalists care, the market pretty much don't.
>>62062692In 6 hours, America is sending the first black, the first woman, and the first Canadian to see the dark side of the moon while Europe doesn't even have jet fuel without us graciously sending it to them. Most bullish thing for SPY I've ever seen. 100% flex on the stinky europoors.
>>62062704Fancy bookcase to impress fellow nerds
>>62062700>3 whole days for market amnesia to set itI believe it.
>>62062707
>>62062704custom kneepads
>>62062704Orcl
The Great Depression of March 2026 is over
SOXL is back up, I’m slurping some TQQQ while nobody is paying attention, and my last bake left swifties in the dust. It’s a good day.
Most of the economic data was positive this week
I bought like two days ago, and had some derivatives too but then sold out (derivatives not the stocks I got almost at that full bottom) before NYSE opened. MU and META and GOOGL derivatives and this was a mistake. I will not buy, its way too fishy and I will wait till next week to see what happensStill have 30k to invest and in April another 5x in tax refund. I could have made few k today with those derivatives but chickened out because I am used to americans selling off on open
>>62062700Do you know, the best ending of this crazy fucking movie trump is directing would be zelensky knocking JD Vance out.
>>62062705uhhh lol, no?
we're withdrawing from iran arnt we
If iran is allowed control of the strait, won't they just limit exports so they can enjoy the high oil prices and tolls? China gets their oil, the gulfies get heemed and lose most of their income, and the global economy is still fucked by high oil.
>>62062703I really should swing this shit
Anyone else keep stock lending off to deny supply to fag traders? Makes me feel powerful.
>>62062704Klarna
>>62062717I misspelled everything.Another 5k not 5x. Sold derivatives and not new stocks.
Why is Nike tanking today?
>>62062723opposite, I suspect Trump is going to do something ballistic this weekend
>>62062723No.
Yeah I'm not buying it.
>>62062543thinking new aths on soxl eow at this rate
>>62062723I'm still long but with the amount of men/material they've redirected to Iran from other theaters I'd be supersized if they aren't going to escalate.
>>62062723Not yet. He’s just manipulating the market again
>>62062723Ask yourself what Israel wants, that's 90% of the consideration
sold all my oil stocks at a huge loss and went all in on TQQQ and SOXL
>>62062741TOP CONFIRMED
>>62062740this but rounded up
>>62062741Thanks for the top signal.
>>62062689Baggie baggie, helium baggie
>>62062723dont care what it is. market go up
Mummy no!
>>62062689babe if it's as bad as you say it is i'm gonna need some comfort...
>>62062741everyone soxs now
Is there a procedure I can get that will make my ass get wet like a pussy? Can they take the glands from my nose or whatever and put them in my ass?
>>62062726No. I made $0.14 last month allowing my betters to fool around with my stocks. Easiest money I ever made since I found a quarter in the men's urinal.
>>62062535Professor Marandi. If you wanted to know exactly how this was going to go. You only needed to listen to him and perhaps Alastair Crooke over the last couple years. They have been way more predictive on Iran than any others. Plus you’ll learn a lot about Irans defensive posture and the preparations they’ve been making these last 30 years.This two are required listening in this are in particular. And for anyone who doesn’t listen to geopolitics. At this stage. You are flying blind without it. It’s all geopolitics now.
Im nervous for what the orange man will say later. Can send a financial rocket either way lmao..
>>62062569Unless Europe breaks with Zionism and the neocons in the US and starts talking to Russia China and Iran. Why not. The US relationship isn’t exactly beneficial these days.
>>62062723toss a coin
>>62062743>>62062746>>62062751 i-it will go higher
>>62062749kinda right about UK navy
>>62062601They can take Kuwait too soon. It’s coming.
I'm out of almost everything. Left my oil play to run as too much upside potential. I'm going to wait and see Thursday close before I decide what to do next.
> The US relationship isn’t exactly beneficial these days.We protect your entire continent, retard.You ungrateful slime.
>>62062752try lube
>>62062768America blew up their cheap energy supplies and made them fight a land war with Russia
>>62062760UK and Europe need to be closer, being all of Europe under french and British nuclear umbrellas and start rearming like fuck yesterday. Bring Ukraine in and we've got a fighting chance against anyone.
I still think this is just a fakeout. The jews don't want this war to end
>>62062768If by protect mean fuck over every single person on the planet INCLUDING us citizens to have a worse life than before then for sure! What a retarded nation you are. Buy SOXL and short US iq
It's over I got fucking raped
>>62062763>Diesel ramps>In a country that has banned any and all productivity that isn't financial shell gamesTruly the BYND meat of navies.
>>62062763How many other countries can field two carrier groups and a strategic submarine nuclear deterrent?We are a tiny fucking nation really. We punch far above our weight.
>>62062731It’s fucking over, chiggers don’t want their shoes and Tyrone ain’t got no cash
>>62062776why are you bag holding? oil?
>>62062773It is. Trim positions where profit is good. That way you still have skin in the game if its done and less risk if its still on. Trump has gifted you this day.
>>62062775Seems like NATO countries are doing just fine destroying themselves with the US’s help.
>>62062782I was holding MUD
>>62062779China consumer market plays not working out?Makes sense.
>>62062777https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyGSyE3fI2Ythe fucking deck crew forgot to take the engine inlet covers off
>>62062753You're better off with a dividend aristocrat or selling OTM CCs on a MAG7 stock
>>62062783Im all cash so Im kinda coping. But it doesnt feel good to enter the market at all
I think Trump is going to say they have signed a peace deal, then when Iran inevitably continues attacking, they'll do a massive media circus to manufacture consent by saying Iran backstabbed and lied to us, so we have no choice but to go in.
>>62062778I'm not sure they can field them
>>62062635How the weather in Haifa Kek
>>62062763>send your ships that you don't have that don't work aieeeeeeeeeeeeee why won't you send them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62062794Continuous psyops since this war started
>>62062514thanks for wasting 20 minutes of my life
>>62062703Currently fighting the urge to fomo back into MUU
You know what I don't understand:People say a 4% withdrawal rate is safe for 30 year periods.But the way it works is you withdraw 4% the first year, and then adjust for inflation after that. You don't draw 4% of your portfolio every year.Since the test is designed to be 100% safe, in the 1% worst scenarios you end up dying barely not broke. In 99% of scenarios you die with more, and in most scenarios you die with much more than when you started.But why can't you just draw 4% every year? It'll be as if you started one year later. Why does the test break? If it's 100% safe why does it matter if you start one year later (every year).
>>62062695Stability is good. Showing the world that you can't beat a determined enemy is bad. Showing the world that you won't defend the sea lanes despite the entire world economy of the last 80 years being based on your controlling the sea lanes is also bad.
>>62062794Trump thinks he's being unpredictable, but he's pulled this gay jew shit so much now that people are predicting him exactly
>>62062724if iran kept the strait closed, allies would find their courage.>>62062794why would iran do that babe? like why do you think iran suddenly has a hall-pass to be a villain? or that they would self-destruct like that?
>>62062794The. Why is he sending more and more forces to the region? This is another backstab feint to placate markets and lure Iran in. It’s not going to work on Iran and trumps “boy who cried wolf” routine to quieten markets will backfire soon. Even perma bulls are seeing through the bullshit. It’s permeating slowly but the narrative war is switching to Iran. Who surprisingly are much better at it than the Russians ever were.
>>62062808i dont think you understood the post
Laughing at all you retards who sees the stock market as basically just a casino, just hoping to luck out with your shorts and longs. You’re not gonna time the slot machine. Buy stocks that are gonna do good beyond a week in the future.
>>62062789Lmao Brits are retards
>>62062795Queen Elizabeth is in scheduled maintenance. That's normal. The toilets work and the washing machine doesn't leave the crew homeless and on fire.
>>62062805A perpetual safe withdrawal rate is more like 2%
>>62062811>It’s permeating slowly but the narrative war is switching to Iran.Funniest shit I've ever read.
>>62062806I don't even know wtf you talking about. In the case of Syria they were not the enemy if you implied that, it was Islamic state
>>62062808>courageIt's nothing to do with courage.
I shorted Nasdaq at euro close. I can now not sell until tomorrow
>>62062808Iran has justification to fight for its sovereignty.How it would happen best case scenario: US gets fucked out of Hormuz negotiations and Iran sells to other countries.But Trump is a filthy nigger so he won't do that, he'll linger in the Middle East until the end of his term or until an interested party suicides him.
>>62062813I will. As soon as everyone else has been shaken out.
>>62062815That’s why we’re sending one of our other 11 nuclear powered aircraft carriers to Iran.You don’t even have 1, lmao
>>62062794this is the onethere is no fucking peace deal, anyone with any knowledge of Iran knows this isn't fucking realJust a question of when does the lie get exposed, as long as the lie is in play, the market will gon go upBut when the lie is exposed, might not even have time to get in on the short side, will probably wake up to circuit breakers
trump will pump the markets one more time and we will have -4% spy on monday
The options are targeting 6625 for resistance not 6600 but psych vs tech.
>>62062828Come back and laugh when your friends and relatives are coming home draped in flags.
>>62062772Does Ukraine have oil? No. I’m sorry but some realism is going to have to dawn. We need separate relationships with China and Russia outside the US. Time to grow up and get these mutt claws out of our sphere. Just look at the trade negotiations. They said Russia would use oil and gas as leverage. And the Americans destroyed it. Now the US is strong arming the EU into a terrible deal with trade and saying they will cut off preferential oil and LNG access if we don’t concede! That’s exactly the thing they accused Russia of being capable of. And now after blowing up Europes last energy supply source. It’s them doing it. Fuck that. Time to talk to Moscow and Beijing. Meet the US out of Europe.
>>62062813sybau
i'm going to ihop to celebrate babe, i love you with all my heart
>>62062830It gets exposed tonight, when he sadly informs the american public that we have no other choice but to put boots on the ground.
I can’t afford to take profits and run. I simply have to long the market. Gonna just warren buffet this shit out
>>62062840Idk that the troops are in place yet, it will be something else
>>62062823I shorted at leverage x2. I don't even care at this point.
>>62062837Russia has to be beaten before they will be any use to talk to. They are practically there. Giving them a lifeline now without finishing them first would be a folly that would come back quickly to bite us on the arse with a vengeance. You don't negotiate with agressors. You beat them or you suffer again and again.
>>62062840>>62062844he'll anounce ceasefire (then will do some retarded shit on the long weekend)retarded trump shit on weekened + bad jobs report = 620 spy at monday
>>62062805maybe you will die earlier than you think because of illness, but a 4% was an idea born from passed, more optimistic years
>>62062840Tonight we celebrate sending the Burger King kids club to the moon with thousands of pounds of rocket fuel while euros hold press conferences about walking to work and the importance of being a good slave who doesn't use electricity. War update will be next week.
>>62062521Isn't this actually kind of worse though? The real issue with the aircraft carrier I mean not the meme. Morale is so low the crew were sabotaging plumbing.
>>62062835>british kidsThey still have those?
>>62062861Yes, a few cherry picked pictures from the internet does not a nation make.
Holy fuck xAI sucks. I discussed this several attempts with Grok. It confused me and went to double check which I rarely do, but I wanted to be sure.Mistral's chat immediately got it right with less info.This is this faggot's response after calling it out.
>>62062861>>62062864British is not a skin color, you bigots!
>>62062833none of that shit ever ends up mattering
>>62062864“Petrol” status?
>>62062866
>>62062871I heard from a reliable source you guys can just go in there and take some oil if you wanted to
testing 1-2testing 1-2
something you baggies who refuse to believe in the rally and buy calls need to understand: weve broken weekly expected move. there will be upward hedging now. stop being a fucking bobo for 10 minutes and make some money
>>62062869It mattered a lot literally yesterday.
>>62062878But my broker says I need to wait for settled funds...
>>62062861People with black hair should not be allowed to even visit Europe. Im ok with the loss of Korean tourists.
we are so fucking back!!!!!!!! >we had a little argument, janny and me
I have been financially ruined by putsOkay not really ruined or anything but it doesn't feel nice either
>>62062861Damn it's like Where's Waldo but you've got to spot the lone white kid
>>62062869no it didn't, price was within range of the collar all day, was it not?
to the anons talking about buying miners last weekend, good call
What the fuck I thought we were getting boots on the ground so I sold a good chunk yesterday and we just pumped… what the actual fuck?!?!
>>62062690I hope Assad and his family are doing okay, bros ;_;
>>62062866now you know why the retarded parrot is not making anyone any money
>>62062778Those ramps though. The French are even using catapults now.
>>62062891That's what he wanted you to think, you've been played by the best my fren.>>62062892His bitch wife left him and took the kids now he just neets and plays vidya, why he's probably lurking on Syrian 4chan right now.
>>62062880see >>62062887
>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
Just bought a Tesla put. How fucked am I?
great day to buy puts a few weeks out imo
SOXL bros.....we realizing gains today or hodling?
>>62062905>>62062906You two are gonna get shreked when Trump announces Mission Accomplished tonight.
>>62062906yeah, a 24 vix, great time for retard puts in an up market
>>62062907WE ARE NEVER SELLING, MARINE
>>62062908he already did that like 10 times
>>62062891Chill out anon. Boots on the ground are happening during the weekend
>>62062835He’s saving them for Ukraine and his preferred constituency wouldn’t approve of him going to war with a muslim country.
>>62062908He could say anything
imagine eyeballing puts when you could buy calls at any second today and sell 3 mins later for profit
is the entrance for SOXS today or tomorrowim afraid if i dont buy today I miss the fake and gay "gah sorry boots on the ground it is" tonightif he announces it tonight all of the movement will be in post/pre market
>>62062908If the strait remains closed/restricted, which it is, it doesn't really matter what he says in the long run. And I don't think Israel is going to back off so easily.
>>62062906>sells you a 20 delta putit sure is scary out there goy. are you sure one contract is enough protection?
Israel is getting pounded nonstop
>>62062921you gotta bet dude. bet motherfucker, mao *smacks you in the face*
>>62062921He won't announce boots on a weekday, gigaTACO is far more likely
Ganbatte, oil-chan, you can do it!This climb to 100 should be made as an anime. It has everything, the heroic spirit, the stronger bully, the challenge to overcome. It would be kino.
what he really does just crash the market again intentionally and announces usa is withdrawing from nato or something
the markets are so fake its unbelievable
Is this sustainable?
>>62062914Ukraine doesn't need any help and nobody in this country wants anything to do with this idiotic war.
WHEN THE NIGGERS ON REDDIT SAID MU HAD A GOOD RUN I SHOULD'VE WENT BALLS DEEP AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
happy april fools day
I just sold my house and bought NIKE stock
>oil on its way back upInvasion confirmed over the jewish holiday weekend
>>62062930Why do you think Rheinmetall and all the EU def pumped +10% today
>>62062932why didnt you just buy calls when the obvious oversold daily rsi bounce was coming. theres no time in history when it doesnt work
>>62062919I got bear spreads with a 1:7 risk:reward.. Seems better than a cheeky 10% scalp.
>>>62062930Artemis II will be the cause of a massive green candle or a massive red dip. Main stage fueling is done, final stage of fuel to upper stage has started. 6 hours until potential launch.
>>62062940>>62062929kek just as we post it, there's a sudden hammer triggered at 100. Every fucking time.
>>62062944closing positions in the green, especially when its easy to do so is how you make money in the stock marketmaking contrarian trades against momentum however is how you lose money. you people never learn. stop being early. you are wrong every time
>GBPUSD +0.85%burgers sort your fucking currency outthis is costing me gains
>>62062850The wind is changing dubass
>>62062947launch will be delayednothingburger just like Trump tweets
Anyone intending to hold overnight with this speech coming up?
>>62062925could you come a little closer? couldn't quite hear you...
>>62062952and this is all the proof you need to know that the real battlefield is financial markets. there are no true divisions between countries anymore. everything can be forgiven if theres a favorable business deal
>>62062952Please be truecheap russian gas is the only hope i can see for germany right now
>>62062949don't need your advice scrub
>>62062956Was it even any different?
>>62062958tick tock, your puts die, lmao, get fucked baggietodays pnl? post it pussy
>>62062935Is that what your tv tax funded state run propaganda news outlet tells you?
>>62062956Europe is much closer culturally to Russia than McBurgeristan. The US alliance is just a leftover from the post-war rebuild.A single war in Ukraine won't change geography. The fact the UK is signaling a willingness to rejoin the EU economic sphere is by far the most important signal to a shift to the east.And like the Belgian Premier said, the talks about making a deal with Russia has been happening behind closed doors.
>>62062961Up around $5k yesterday (cashed out calls), down around $600 today.
>>62062952>making peace with russia lolLmaoAll the saber rattling from yuropoor NAFOtards and they are going to cuck to russia
>>62062966dunno about that europe has a lot of fatass retarded white people and their countries are being flooded with brownoids, seems a lot like the usa to me
I'm up around $8k after buying MU on Monday, thinking of locking in gains
>>62062967if you won on calls you should know the market wants that money back today dude. im in the same boat except i know not to buy puts yet
>>62062972>MUGOD
>>62062970The only European country that is remotely like the US is the Netherlands and they're certifiably insane.
>>62062970When eurofats say they're nothing like us amerilards I always laugh. The only difference is they have to take the bus to McDonald's.
>>62062977that's a br*t
>>62062977the main difference now is they got no oil kek
>>62062973I wanted to get in before the announcement tonight, and this rally is making things cheap, especially over a long weekend.
Just got brvtally assraped today, lost all this weeks gains. It's all market manipulation right? the peace talks are bullshit right? I'm starting to doubt my own sanity.
>>62062982Uninstall telegram. It's literally that easy.
>>62062952Kek, euro baggies.
I am so pissy about selling my derivatives before this thing pumped on NYSE open. AhhhWell, Its ok I did get the bottom but those are like 4 positions of 3k euros each and stocks so no leverage.
>>62062982>israel approves the death penalty by hanging for Palestinians>also threatens to tear down the border with LebanonAnd yet there are people who genuinely believe they are about to seek peace with Iran.
>>62062952>reutersok
>>62062982buy calls when market is going up, its easy
I'll save you the trouble btw>negotiations (lie)>more bombing>2 more weeks>we won>NATO BAD>they have nothing etc...>something about his gay ballroom for 30 minutes
>>62062970Have you ever left the USA? I swear when you land back, you think your flight was rerouted during your sleep or the pilot made a mistake as you think you landed in Africa
XOMGODS.....i thought we got morgan stanley backing us with their price target
>>62062995Cry more
>>62062994you are going to lose all your money
>>62062995the obsession with the ballroom is just insane i feel like we elected the first gay president no straight man cares this much about a ballroom
It's a good time to take profit. You have been warned.
If you account for the /es having 5x the volume as /gc they have been trading exactly the same today. Idk what to do with that information.
>>62062999I'm going to make a lot of money this weekend so I really don't care.
>>62062855>War update will be next week.Australia got a big update ("worse oil shock in history") just a few hours ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMb8wrquExg
>>62062968The original EU foreign policy was to not inflame the Ukraine situation and maintain cordial relations with Russia
>>62063001I mean it is probably less about the ballroom per se and more about leaving a "permanent" mark on the white house. He'll always be able to say that; "I built the (new) white house".
>>62062947where the F the get the oil
Oil-chan made it! She break through the 100 and managed to stay above!
>>62062998We will eat good again soon.
>>62063000i dont trade with all my moneyi buy calls and sell put spreads on obvious green days. i buy puts and sell call spreads on obvious red days. i buy straddles sometimes when theres an overnight binary event. i buy expected move butterfly spreads on some earnings. i dont capture all of the moves, but i capture gains
>>62063013Hydrogen and Oxygen Buddy.
>>62062982They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
>>62062964Which bit of it don't you understand? I'd be happy to break it down for you in simple terms.
>>62063013It's hydrogen you dummy.
>>62062994I don't gamble.
>>62063007Australia decided to go backward instead of forward. It's not Mad Max, it's just decaying Africa tier at this point.
Can you guys tell me what to buy? I am too midwit to make informed decisions
>>62062997>Unironically imported millions of Africans into USA>Wonder why your country looks like Africa
>>62063025lol your id says you are pw3nd 3z
>>62063011Bruh look at his posts, you're talking to the lukoil russhit baggie. Look at his posts again, always seething against brits. Incredible how it's always brits. Don't know what they did to them 100 years ago or whatever, but they're still feeling it.Absolute madness.
>>62062982You're being psy-opped Not in a meme way but for real. The media ecosystem and US political figures are promoting a narrative. You have to assess the facts as best you can, position yourself for the medium term, and ride out the volatility.I see energy as incredibly bullish for the next decade, not just during this war, and that's all forms of energy.
>>62062982everything points to this literally not being overtrump will either walk away tonight, leaving chaos in his wake, or will go full boots.... whatever he says, the damage remainsnothing points to this being over as Iran have literally launched their biggest wave of missiles at israel within the last hour
>>62063030right now? 0dte straddle on spy 1 dollar otm strikes. good luck gambler. welcome to life in the fast lane
>>62063007Does the supercharger save fuel?
>>62063012The next administration should tear it down on the first day and put it back to how it was.
>>62062982PfffftPAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYou were giving it big dicks only 24 hours ago, does BP stand for Bi-Polar?Or Bisexual Pikey!Oil will never be over $100 again after Trump's announcement tonight, take the L lil bro.Invest in a real company like MU or GRRR!
>>62063035>iran have literally launched their biggest wave of missiles at israel within the last hourgo lose more money schizo
>>62063036I don't have a margin or options account, I am too retarded for that shit
>>62063030It's too late now, you should be selling now.
>>62063046raise more cash and ignore the casino until you can trade, theres nothing to buy. traders market for the next 2 years
>>62063033>Don't know what they did to them 100 years ago or whateverPerfidy. We did do a perfidy on them.
>>62063045just make sure you're not holding any positions overnight anon.....
>>62063017>obvious green days>obvious red daysThese things don't exist. If you could reliably predict direction, you wouldn't be posting here.
>>62063044Fuck you tech baggie.
>>62063043Nah, I want John Johnson (D) to instead replace the west wing with a giant gay bar.I don't want to hear any whining from repubs during it
>>62063032Just fuck my shit up, 4chan.
>>62063053you can, just not all the time every day or every week. you have to be patient and bet on higher probability things. i couldve been wrong on the spy bounce, but luckily my choice was made for me monday night when it gapped up. i didnt come early. you can have a multibagger year just trading deep on good setups whenever you see them happen. people arent patient enough for that
>>62063055Kek, a big poofters paradise.
Fuck lomald lump fuck this market
>>62063059No, *you* can't. Not reliably anyway. If you could, you'd be a multi-millionaire already.
>>62063030I would tell a normgroid with no knowledge to buy a general energy etf and hold it there at least until the strait reopens1 day of major shipping disruption means 1 week of supply chain disruption. We are already going to see fucked up supply chains for most of the rest of the year at this point, the announcements are just on delay because it takes about 40-50 days for the massive cargo ships leaving the Persian gulf to reach their destinations in Europe and East Asia.You can see that the countries first impacted were Pakistan and India, then Southeast Asia, next wave will be Europe and East Asia
this might be a stupid questiondo you think RKLB stock moves if Artemis blows up?
>>62063069this is jewish hypnosis that they try to instill people with to keep them from ever making money, dont be a vassal for the jews, we all can make money and reliably, with patience
>>62062947>reminder: there is nothing of value on the moon>reminder: thee moon is a radioactive frozen ball of highly toxic, highly poisonous abrasive material that is constantly bombarded by gigantic rocks traveling at 30x the speed of sound>reminder: space colonization is a meme eschatology for redditors floored by the failure of communist utopia
Shame about the meme rocket but the RS-25 is possibly the greatest engine ever designed. Can't wait to see it fire up.
>>62063076No, it's just the conclusion that disproves your naive take. If you could reliably predict direction, you would be a multi-millionaire. You are not, and therefore do not reliably predict direction. Quod erat demonstrandum.
>>62063080umm look up helium-3 or whatever its like really important and worth a lot of money or something
>>62063080Beats wasting billions on another desert war.
>>62063019>>62063023well why doesn't everyone just start using hydrogen as fuel than fuck oil problem solved
>>62063091>>62063091>>62063091
>>62063083Don't bother anon, his soul is lost to the casino.
>>62063083a few days and weeks a year, i can. those are the only times i need to trade to make all my money. notice how im here making 50 posts a thread every day lately but in a couple months i will be gone, because markets wont be worth trading. dont project and just make money when its easy dude. yesterday and today were slam dunks, and you at least hit yesterday so be happy. i have no idea whats gonna happen tomorrow because binary event risk makes it impossible. could be a big move either way or literally nothing. im still taking straddles expiring tomorrow at 4:14 p.m. just because theres opportunity to push this market to have a 2 standard deviation move this week. theres also a possibility this is another liberation day breakdown. i like the odds of a straddle working, and if nothing happens, my position is not completely wiped out at 9:30 tomorrow morning
>>62063094It would seem so. That said, there are ways to beat the casino, but they don't involve maintaining beliefs in things like 'obvious green/red days', and that 'being patient' will somehow make you a better gambler.>>62063107>a few days and weeks a year, i can.This is called noise. Good luck.
>>62063035I agree with you Iran's going to fester longer but the question is more what will the market (and government intervention) do in the short term?All my intraday positions have been bullish or delta neutral.
>>62062724Not necessarily. First they get to control the flow of American weapons IN to the gulf bases being used against them. Most of the stockpiles are shipped in. Then they can manage it and punish anyone allowing the US a chokepoint. Also wear down the pertrodollar.
>>62063054Imagine betting against tech.
>>62062997>american pie doesn't separare non hispanic white from hispanics with light skinThe hispanic chunk should be doubled and the white portion should be 2/3 what it is.
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials to Iran, Iran was able to arm itself with weapons of mass destruction. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
Im 90% cash but have the following bags:500 shares of IREN at 50 buy average2000 shares of BTBT at 3.7 buy averageDo you recommend bagholding and waiting for another cycle?IREN has a solid power portfolio. The other one is just leveraged ETH.
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