sino-european victory edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62063091
>nigger liquid
>>62063690Post positions you lying shill.
>>62063560
Baggie baggie, oily euro baggie
>>62063702I think Trump just found out that Iranians are not Arabs.
> nows
HUH OH BULLBROS???
Don't say you weren't warned when you come crying later
>>62063711>Believing Israel's lies
>>62063711Nice
i bought calls what the fuck /biz/??? fucking retards
>>62063711Wooow! Who could have guessed!
just bought 0dte calls, easy trade
Friendly reminder that even if Trump ends the war today there's no guarantee whatsoever Iranians will reopen the strait.
Stuck waiting for the Fedex nigger again
Mango monkey has now chopped me out of 15% gains 3 times in 4 weeks
>>62063719>listening to literal israeli government shillsYou get what you fucking deserve.
>Iran trying to pump oil>USA trying to dump oilThe social media game is pretty played out and tiresome by now.
>>62063719we're gonna need a bigger oven
>>62063711NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENINGYOU TOLD ME OIL WOULD BE $150 BY NOW
>>62063724true or an israeli false flag?
>>62063724MARKET IS DUMPING ON VOLUME AAHHH ITS OVER
>>62063723>just threw myself into the woodchipper, easy trade
>>62063724Trump just doesn't care about his voters or American goyems in general
Are we gonna get Donald Pump or is he gonna be Donald Dump?We won't know until it's far too late!
Should have taken profits like I said 20 minutes ago. Everyone else is buddy.
bobos gonna get blown out in 3...2....1.....
australia are you ok
I beleive the only way the straight opens is via minesweeper ships (UK ONLY), and Noot bon da Ground. UK and AUS are being targeted by iranian strikes, so we will form an aryan type alliance where UK and AUS provides support to small invasion of Kharg.
I took my profits today (a whopping $50)Gold and silver are rugging btw
>>62063728Maybe it's you
WHY DUMPINGWHAT DID HE POSTSHOULD I GET OUTAAAAAAAAAA
>>62063750Stop it!
>>62063753insiders just got a copy of trump's speech
holy shit niggar, VIX IS PARABOLIC?> FUCK YOU BIz
>>62063753everyone took their green bag and ran for the hills
MUMU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT I WAS PROMISED ONLY UP FROM HERE
Were all of you niggers born yesterday? This is exactly how the covid crash played out where they were stringing the market along with lies and copium, and until the situation became so overwhelming that it dropped straight down. But covid was at least a demand-side crisis that could be solved by printing money, whereas the Fed is going to be forced to do rate hikes and QT because of this supply-side crisis. The market is about to fall off a cliff, and you may be HOOKED.
I feel sickI bought the absolute top
>>62063709kek
Fool me once…
>>62063724All of these posts are always pretending like some dumbfuck crypto whale that got lucky in 2010 is an insider because they post random big bets on markets where it says "X does Y by Z." If it happens by Z, they didn't predict the DATE!
I dump
It was all a dream
>>62063760vix should rise, binary event this evening, and economic data in the morningdoesnt mean the market is gonna unwind right now though. bet a lot of retards just flooded into puts not realizing the market is still green
>>62063761literally how would you get a green bag?the mood was so bad 2 days agowhat would you do to buy on a -3 % nasdq day?
>>62063725It looks like Trump will just leave while proclaiming victory and the best deal in history but now Iran will charge a toll for ships to traverse the strait that it will use to rebuild and menace shipping. Long-term that might signal that various countries will start imposing their own tolls where they can on shipping.
>>62063768oh yeah tomorrow is the first anniversary of liberation day
>>62063764> demand-side crisisAh yes, I forgot about the rich abundance of goods flowing throughout the world.
>>62063770this, it's just poors not understanding that some people have money. moreover, if you know a big move will reflexively move the market in your favor (due to retards speculating it's an insider), they are incentivized to do this.
RECESSION HAS BEEN CANCELLED, SORRY DOOMERS TRUMP WON
>>62063749Wow you are beyond retarded redditor
>>62063766Kek baggie
>>62063780tl;dr oil prices are fucked forever
>>62063777no those pancakes were very real. my mom makes better scrambled eggs though.
>>62063785>HE was a panican>he didn't TTP>he unironically bet against the global economy
The ground war hasn’t even started and you’re buying
>>62063779I bought 500 shares of SOXL at 46 yesterday. Sold them at 53 today.
I'm sensing the vibe of the market....It's telling me to buy calls
>>6206378230-40% of the world's oil supply is GONE. All the infrastructure has been bombed and it will take YEARS to rebuild even if the strait opens immediately. You have been HOOKED.
>>62063777Where you and i... had to say... goodbye...
>>62063749Sorry but your country must be at least 60% white to qualify for UK help.
>>62063786its geopolitical analysis faggot. remember my post. you will come crawling all over for my Alpha.
>>62063795>A-IO
>>62063799petroleum is just a fad, look at what happened to whale oil. Entire global industry wiped out in half a year
>>62063795ground war announcements are extremely bullish. military spending for grow gdp. you have a small dip in the market right now that you can buy. i wouldnt waste it
>>62063802Did he actually say that?holy based
I timed it perfectly, I'm about to cum
>>62063795Yup A-10 is not for bombing runs, it's an air support plane. You don't ship those around unless you mean to go for occupation.Still 30 is a pretty low number.
The astronauts are being sealed into the rocket right now. A little under 4 hours until launch. If you're holding Boeing right now I hope you've got a diaper on. If this thing fucks up in anyway you'll probably see at least a 30% overnight correction.
>>62063795>AEIOU>AEIOU>AEIOU>AEIOU>AEIOU
>>62063799I live in America, we are a net exporter of both oil and gas.I’m good, bro.
>>62063799>30-40% of the world's oil supply is GONE. All the infrastructure has been bombed and it will take YEARS to rebuild even if the strait opens immediately. You have been HOOKED.why do you believe these lies?it's AT LEAST 40-50% of the world oil supplieskike liarlong oil, short US tech
>>62063808Wars are only bullish if you win them, you FUCKING RETARD.
>>62063702this is true and the reason the kospi is tanking
>>62063803This only confirms your retardation moshe
https://x.com/marcorubio/status/2039400718830801058pretext for ground opreation LMAO
>>62063731Watch what's happening on the ground>missiles still flying>boats not moving>governments all over the world rattled>oil still at prices that cause massive impacts to businesses and consumers>various central banks and financial institutions are softly talking about significant and lasting impacts more and morei'm no rabid bull or bear, i don't short and like to make money by so will ride the recovery when there is one, but the news you actually see, not the noise, is anything but positivejust sitting it out at the moment, it's driving me insane enough just watching it all
>>62063818look back at 2001. that war wasnt a win, but it saved the market
>>62063802the thing is hes currently deploying ships to defend the straight, hes required ffor nothing more than hes currently doing, except to dispatch the minesweeper, which is genuinely required as the US retired all our minesweepers recently.
>>62063818>Wars are only bullish if you win them, you FUCKING RETARD.totally falselook at the german and japanese stock markets after ww2you buy the dip after the war, economy goes up a lotof course it's better if you win, but investing in the loser is also goodjust look at the venezuela stock market right after the special maduro operation. went up like crazyguess people think capitalism is good or something. Weird!
>>62063791this nasty bitch is eating 3 eggs, tots, AND hashbrowns
>>62063816>I live in AmericaI'm sorry
>>62063826>jews bad when it goes against my belief system>jews good when it goes in favor of my belief system
>>62063814The rocket is paid for and SLS will be trashed after Artemis lands on the Moon. Boeing would probably make more money if it blows up or the astronauts get stuck around the Moon and need rescue.
>>62063826>Watch what's happening on the groundmarkets are irrational my friend.welcome to the club
>>62063822you retard. think im being unironical
>>62063812with 140 active and combat ready it's not insignificant.
>>62063831thats my kind of nasty bitch
>>62063816You don't actuall drill your oil. The US buys crude and refines it into gasoline/diesel. So, yes, this absolutely fucks you too.
>>62063816Energy prices are arbitraged on the international market, and we're dependent on finished goods manufactured in other countries that are completely out of oil you FUCKING RETARD. This is going to be 10X worse than covid, and it can't be solved by printing.
>>62063833>im sorry you live in the best country on earth lolLmaoYou must be a yuropoor
>>62063719It was just like one guy spamming buy calls all day long yesterday
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>62063837>markets are irrational my friend.they are irrational in the way they get there, but they always get there in the end, and they will
>>62063846Where do you think people live better livesAmerica or Sweden?Be honest
>>62063844>>62063843Nope. We’re drilling a LOT more thanks to Trump
Oil-chan valiantly climbed back to 100 on her own sheer strenght! Ganbatte Oil-chan!
>>62063779I sold oil once Trump TACO yesterday, then bought some stocks, and sold them earlier today after Iran denied Trump’s claim.
>>62063843We do drill our own oil retard, go to any strip club in Alabama. We drill and get the good stuff that gets shipped over to other countries who don't have as great refining tech as us to process our sweet crude, while we import the dog shit crude full of other crap that nobody but us can process and we end up making money on both sides of the deal. Hypothetically, we could just not export the sweet stuff, but we're a very kind loving country.
>>62063843>the US doesn't drill oillmao wat
>it's a 3-day weekend for the stock marketIt's ogre, isn't it?
>>62063814excuse me they are preparing to launch a rocket to the moon as we speak?
>>62063825This was the news.
>>62063852I would rather live in Mexico than Sweden.
hope you didn't just miss your last chance to spank the generational bottom
bobo btfo, easy calls
>>62063825>we're invading you because you were going to stop us from invading youHis voice sounds extremely faggy too. Massive bear signal
>>62063864Sweden No...
WTFWT
>>62063864me too babe. and maybe we will someday.
WTFWT?????
>>62063862Yes, while the unelected bureaucrats in Europe tell you to stop driving cars, we're going on a fun little 10 day adventure around the moon :DThe process of sealing the doors have started now. That'll take around 2 hours to completely seal the crew in.
>>62063874>>62063877Iranian el presidente
>Iran President To Americans: US ties are among the most misunderstood. Iran harbors no enmity toward ordinary Americans - Press TV.
Who is bobo
>>62063877>>62063874Hope it’s real movement and not a last gasp for life.
imagine faking another moon landing
>>62063843And shale oil goes to europe to be refined in their light-crude refineries lmaoThe more you drill into this, the more you see how retarded everything is
>>62063726kek my family had car that looks like that green shitbox.. and ours was a colossal shitbox. Mitsubishi colt from 1992, would rattle every time you turn, electrical would chirp when you turn the wheel and turn on blinkers, would need warming up, etc etcbanged a lot in the back seat near the lake, wrecked doors, totally burned down the clutch when I was reversing from the underground garage ramp when the doors would not open and then it stopped changing gears on the avenue and I used the momentum to turn to other avenue, then the parking lot and then last 3 meters I had to push. funny days lel.I hope it dumps a bit so I can buy more again. Or that this war ends and we can continue to take more risk via options and not stupid macro
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?
>Iran's President Pezeshkian: Iran never pursued aggression.
>>62063877>>62063884what? nothing happened?
>>62063882reasonable. they know were just helpless and controlled. we dont make any of the decisions
>>62063825i thought christians and jews had an apocalyptic vision of the future too
>Iran's President Pezeshkian: Our response has been measured, self-defense.
>ballroom struck down by judge>SCOTUS literally laughed trump out of the room with the birthright court casehe's gonna go nuclear tonight.
ATTENTION ALL SHITPOSTERS, BULLFAGS, AIPAC ZOMBIES, SHORT MANLETS, STINKY PUTTERS, URBANITES, POLITICIANS, CALL CENTER WORKERS, GME HOLDERS & HAS-BAGSCome to the NYSE on Wall Street ANY DAMN TIME you like, EVEN OFF HOURS, I PROMISE YOU I will OUT-LONG YOU AND ALL YOUR BULLS INCLUDING YOUR WIFE'SI am Jack Macintosh the Oil King.
>>62063858>denied Trump’s claim.why is everything still so high then?
Vix Niggas.... im not feeling so good
>NKEkek, are normies out of out of disposable income to buy nikes?
Incredible how there's always this instant-hammer whenever oil-chan goes juuuust a little bit over 100It's as if... M-Masaka, it couldn't be...
>>62063880that is cool. although they won't land on the moon, it's a flyby
>>62063907Because this is the week before the covid crash when they're still stringing the market along with lies and copium. You've learned nothing.
Cant tell if I want to slurp SCHD or SPY
the 1 min chart is making the N pattern.....
>>62063910all of these women owe me sex
>>62063825Why does he sound like Cardi B?
Muslim pig fuckers wishing harm on US should be gassed.
>>62063691europeans and asians are getting cucked the hardest right now though loldows up big too
>>62063913you sound hysterical.
>>62063922Why do you sound like a whiny bitch?BussyPenetrated
>>62063900No crying in the casino
>>62063891its true broI died for israel's wars like 4 times last thread
>>62063925Stop using a proxy to ban evade and LARP as multiple posters.
>>62063859The reason you don't is because it's literally cheaper to buy foreign crude and refine it then for the US to drill it. So fuck off with your independence nonsense.
>>62063922https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTlNMmZKwpAyou're right...
I have a pretty reliable source that the US is going in over the next few hours.
Looks like his next chaos play is to pull out of NATO. I wonder how that will go down? Russia invading Baltics/Poland/Finland?
>>62063910They didn't create futures to make neets on smg richer.
-17.37%-29.72%That was the S&P500 return in the previous oil crisis - 1973 and 1974.It was followed by gains of +31.55% and +19.15% afterwards.
>>62063953>I have a pretty reliable source that the US is going in over the next few hours.we're invading mars?pretty dopeI hear they have space oil over thereand a sore lacking of freedom
>>62063959Israel attacking Turkey, as per plan
>>62063959Israel's new long term target is Turkey so yeah the US will leave NATO in the medium term futureamericans are treachorous rats
>>62063959Israel needs to annex Turkey to fulfill their jewish antichrist prophecy, even though Turkey is a NATO member. Max long on oil.
>>62063856It's not simply a matter of drilling. A lot of US refineries aren't equipped for light crude because of how much heavy crude you import. >>62063888
I solded my VALE, purchased at 10.50 a share cost basis. Don't want to stick around for the demand destruction that's comin. thanks for the scam pump I suppose.
buy calls, they wont let the market slide into close with such a big speech coming
the ri-p after this rally will blow your mindwtf is this?
>>62063973>>62063970>>62063969Would be based if Bibi renames Istanbul Constantinople.
>>62063984Why you think the speech will change anything? Remember nothing happens.
>>62063993not the speech changing anything, the feel leading up to it
>>62063984just bought SQQQ calls, boss>>62063990>he didnt just press cancellollmao even
>>62063966Wow. Good thing the markets are forward looking, so the recovery will be priced in.
>>62063990I love how all these captchas allow us to spot absolute newfagsI can't believe I talk with people not knowing what Nice Boat isFucking grim.
>>62063996why do i need to press cancel when i know what the meme is?
CNBC is saying Trump is expected to declare the end of the war in his speech tonight (at 3 fucking AM)
>>62063997The markets are looking forward to 'we are so back' even though 'it's over'.Soon they will be looking forward to 'it's over' even though 'we are so back'.
>>62063999Fug, you know what nice boat is, I'm the retard.
>power hour hits>sp instantly moves to try to kill the last big puts at 6860>>62063990Were you even alive in 2007?
Solded my stack of BFLY today. Thanks for the run smiggers.
>>62064002>We are ending the war with Iran by putting boots on the ground and invading them
told you to buy calls, it was so easy
IRANS LEADER HAS SOME LETTER?WHAT IS THIS? HOW WILL TRUMP DIE?MARKETS UP OR DOWN!
>>62064002I thought the speech was 9PM USA time?
>>62064002>CNBC is saying Trump is expected to declare the end of the war in his speech tonight>(at 3 fucking AM)lmao what a bunch of fucktards
>>62064011It's at 3AM in Germany
>>62064010Don't care, closed everything for the weekshit's getting too retarded
slurped MSFT
>>62064005I was an adult in 2007, and I was watching School Days in 2007
>>62064013Hasn't he already declared the end of the war three times?
>>62064015Friday and MondayThursday!?
>>62064002Not falling for that one. This won't be over yet.
>>62064023>3 timesIf only
>>62063725I don't think it matters much. The situation was overblown and only got as much play because of trump. Americans attention span is little and their money will move to the next thing.
>>62064017>come home from school>Play F.E.A.R and Half-Life 2 all night>Bright hopes for the futurei want to go back.
Since he thinks he's a master of quantum chess he's going to say the war is over tonight and then invade tomorrow after market close. So simple.
>>62063825Of course they would build nuclear facilities in the mountains, they live next to Israel. I too would want to protect vulnerable energy infrastructure against overzealous, genocidal jews
>>62064030>no post-sex updatesit's over
>>62064025I'm up a decent amountI'm not risking a big chimpout dumping everythingIran doesn't give a damn about timing the market to sink a couple of ships
The president of Iran sure seems like he wants this to end already at any costInsane how different the retoric is between him and the senior leadership of the IRGC
It's the week before the covid crash. How can you not see it?
>>62063702I know two iranians who are high iq white people level intelligent.
I slurped MU (Again).
>>62064016Anon, no
This whole month was retarded as fuckShould have been dead easy to make oil money, but nothing went to like $200 LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE.EVERY FUCKING NEWS STORY WAS ANOTHER "OH HM, OK WHATEVER" THAT DIDN'T DO SHIT TO THE MARKET!AND WHEN WE "LEAVE" IT WILL GO BACK TO MID FEB LEVELS AND NO ONE WILL FUCKING REMEMBER IN A YEAR
>>62064052month just got started homie
HEAVY OIL BAGS
god im gonna make so much tomorrow
>>62064045He's a nobody.
>>62064052Stop listening to oil fags, buddy.
sold baka at $396 in anticipation of burger dying for Israel
my ugly gf wants me to take her out for sushi tonight
>>62064064how ugly are we talking?
>>62064062I bought my oil RIGHT when they said GET THE FUCK OUT in late Feb.I bought calls for mid March and nothing shot the fuck up, just stumbled up or down a bit.Fuck you.
>>62064064why do you call her that
>>62064052>He bought the sticky nigger goop
>>62064036Guess where most US nuclear silos are hidden lol. Hint, starts by R and ends with ockies Mountains
>>62064052being early is the same as being wrong :^)
>>62064055No, faggot, it's over. We are done, going home, Trump victory speech!FUCK!
>>62064052Stop listening to oilbaggies.Uninstall telegram.Talk to people in the real world.Go for a walk.You chicken littles need to wear a heart rate monitor and quit buying or selling when your HR is over 75 when you get into one of your manic BPD chick phases.
>>62064069You need to start buying bull/bear spreads, not just calls. With calls, you're paying for infinite upside that will never realistically materialize. Go with spreads, except the PnL cutoff in exchange for higher probability of profit and better R:R per dollar.
He won't announce BOTG on a weekday it has to be bullish. I'm selling the top tomorrow
>>62064064>my ugly gf>take her outSurely you jest. An ugly gf should be taking YOU out, anon. Unless youre also hideous.>>62064073>starts by RRhode Island?
>>62064073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOB4VdlkzO4
>>62064077but people in the real world are retarded
>>62064069>Calls for mid-marchEven the 1974 crisis took months for oil prices to rise, and you'd thought they would instantly go to 200 within 2 weeks???
>>62063996>just bought SQQQ calls, bossgood idea
>>62064069It’s up like 60% in a month, how did you not multiply your portfolio with calls?
>The US military gave the president a plan to seize nearly 1,000 pounds of highly enriched uranium in Iran. The mission would require the airlift of potentially hundreds or thousands of troops and could take weeks - WaPo.
>>62064014But we'll stay awake anyway to watch the Artemis launch, don't we? t. another german
>>62064077>Stop listening to news about the war>go talk with other good goys who know the narrative
>>62064046this is where we are right now
>>62064052Just own high quality dividend stocks and let the goyim deal in the real world
>>62064093
>>62064086Yes, because everyone hates Trump and scary news, fucker.
>>62064098>this is where we are right nowexcept trump is signalling he wants an offrampas opposed to april 2nd, where trump went psycho mode when people expected 10% tariffs as a baseline, not 30 or 60
>>62064105>Yes, because everyone hates Trump and scary news, fucker.problem is media jews want this war, so they haven't been as doom and gloom as possiblethat's how I think of it. why we didn't drop further
told you to buy calls at 25 minutes ago. why didnt you listen? its so obvious they arent gonna let the market look bad going into the speech
is this sustainable?
>>62064106>trumpit's not about what trump wants
>>62064113youre about to find out tomorrow. markets could be up another 2% easily. never underestimate the power for faces to get ripped off
>>62064093If the plan was to go grab some enriched Uranium none of the shit so far needed to happen
>>62064117I wish, i will sell the top if this happens
botg and my portfolio turns around
Beyond strange. On outside, it appears Trump is negotiating with himself
>>62064116>>trump>it's not about what trump wantstrue, but the israelis are also signalling offrampbibi said iran can't make nukes any morethat's about the biggest de-escalation rhetoric you could possibly imagine
>12 US A-10C jets landed at RAF Lakenheath in the UK stopping before reaching the Middle East>US ground operation assets continue to move into position to prepare for escalation. Trump talks about ending the war, while he amasses his pieces waiting for the right moment to strike again.
>>62064129>waiting for the right momentEaster, obviously. For a jewish blood libel
this fake V recovery pump is a sick joke
>>62064122keep in mind, conversely, if something really unexpected gets announced, you could see markets down 4% easily too. extremely skittish market right now, anything can happen. nothing might also happen but im betting more on something
why did it go down in the middle of the day?
>>62064093https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Eagle_Claw#sounds like the last time we did a clandestine mission in Iran. The greatest special operation failure and most humiliating moment in our history.
>>62064113no
>>62064136because it has to go down to go upit also has to go down to go downits how the market works
>>62064136The market is being manipulated hardcore right now, there's no real explaining it
>>62064140thank you that clears everything up!
>>62064136(you) boughted
>BREAKING: Iran’s Masoud Pezeshkian issues an open letter to Americans:>•Iran says it has “no enmity” toward Americans or other nations>•Calls recent U.S. actions “aggression” risking long-term instability>•Frames Iran’s actions as “measured self-defense”>•Blames the U.S. for exiting the nuclear deal>•Warns confrontation is increasingly “costly and futile”>He closes: the choice between confrontation and engagement is real—and Iran has outlasted past aggressors.
sqqq anyone?
Everyone is expecting something yuge but its just going to be the same.>allies fucked us>we don't need the hormussy anyway>all the boats, planes and missiles have been destroyed>look at these curtains
>>62064145I haven't actually bought anything since January (the top)
So what's the trick that made oil drop all of a sudden again?
>>62064134trump and his gang of ghouls (lutnick, bessent) 100% behind it
>>62064093yeah uh good luck with that
>>62064138>most humiliating moment in our history.Afghanistan was far worse, Jimmy losing a helicopter in a country that didn’t even know we were inside of their territory at the time isn’t that bad by comparison.
>>NEW: The high-risk plan to seize Iran’s uranium in a commando raid that would require building a runway in Iran and dropping in excavation equipment amid incoming fire, came at Trump’s request, signaling his interest in the complex operation
Finally decided to stop lurking and actually invest in stocks, I have $100 of prize money and I want to buy at least 3 shares. What's the best thing to buy /smg/?
>“Eight RH-53D helicopters were sent to Desert One, but only five arrived in operational condition. One encountered hydraulic problems, another was caught in a sand storm, and the third showed signs of a cracked rotor blade.”>“With only five fully serviceable helicopters remaining (minimum of six was the abort threshold), the commanders reached a stalemate… Kyle recommended aborting the mission, and after two and a half hours the presidential confirmation was received.”>“Bluebeard 3 had to be moved by hover taxi… The pilot, engulfed in a dust cloud and perceiving he was drifting backward, applied forward stick. The RH-53D struck the EC-130’s vertical stabilizer and crashed into its wing root.>“In the ensuing explosion and fire, eight servicemen died: five USAF aircrew in the EC-130 and three USMC aircrew in the RH-53D. The resulting fire destroyed both aircraft.”>Mission failure and abandonment“Five RH-53D helicopters were left behind at Desert One… The EC-130s carried the remaining forces back. The mission failed: one helicopter and one transport aircraft destroyed, five helicopters abandoned, eight US servicemen killed.”
>>62064158Ignoring the probability of success with the mission, would this even pay for itself after all those costs? Surely it's cheaper to just buy uranium at spot rate?
>Curtis Yarvin who wants to turn disabled people into biofuelDude, what?
>>62064163SPYM
>>62064153nah, they are gonna definitely pump the markets. the goal is always to pump the markets before easter weekend. they want people to feel better and that means making their portfolios feel betterbuy calls
>>62064163You can buy 9 whole shares of GRRR with that sport.
>>62064167kek
>>62064170
>>62064166All that spending just to job at every chance they get kek
>>62064113Dips? No
>>62064146>"We have no indemnity to the USA" says country whose national slogan is death to the USAJust invade and conquer them already. Impeach Trump and let Marco turn Iran into Puerto Rico if Trump doesn't have the balls.
>>62064134>this fake V recovery pump is a sick jokeyes it is "fake" but you knew a bounce was coming right?markets don't go straight up or down, they zig zag
>>62064158
I don't like that Rubio statement. They might actually invade Iran, even if it's absolutely, completely super-retarded
By the way Will enriched uranium give you cancer when you haul it into an airplane?
>>62064166>Soon after the first crews landed and began securing Desert One, a civilian Iranian bus with a driver and 43 passengers was stopped while traveling on the road, which now served as the runway for the aircraft. The bus was forced to halt by the Rangers and the passengers were detained aboard Dragon 3.>Minutes after the bus had been stopped, the Rangers in the road-watch team observed a fuel tanker truck, ignoring their orders to halt, bearing down on them. The truck, apparently smuggling fuel, was blown up by the Army Ranger roadblock team using a shoulder-fired rocket as it tried to escape the site.>The resulting fire illuminated the nighttime landscape for many miles around, and provided a visual guide to Desert One for the disoriented incoming helicopters.
>>62064192no that's a myth
>>62064134get fucked bro. told you to buy calls, kek baggie
>>62064186markets do all kinds of nonsense. it could've easily continued sliding all day
>>62064192As long as you don't concentrate enough to make it go critical, it shouldn't do much
>>62064151>sqqq anyone?yepSQQQ seems like the play right now.gonna sell right before it gets back to that top on march 30 (or the bottom on mar 30 for normal QQQ right before it bounced)seems like the easiest and safest playso I'm selling at 90ish
>>62064191They're not brain dead -right?
>>62064191Yeah it's not pointing to a ceasefire in the slightest. At best they're just saying that bombing will continue, he phrases it like this was phase 1 of a wider war
>>62064196Still up 5% on the day, retard poser.
>>62064156Institutions thinks oil will be lower in 6 months.
>>62064192IIRC it emits alpha radiation which is harmless outside the body.
>called 6580 after reading the star charts>panicked out of my callsDamn I'm stupid.
>>62064186just wanted to reiterate that this was retarded take. you cannot know the length of a given zig or zag, and a bounce today was not guaranteed, nor was the drop
>>62064204its a sick joke!! lmao fucking baggie bitch
>>62064163>Finally decided to stop lurking and actually invest in stocks, I have $100 of prize money and I want to buy at least 3 shares. What's the best thing to buy /smg/?with that small amount of money, I'd just stick to something simpleDCA into a S&P500 index fund or something similar. like SCHB or something.SPY and VOO have too high share price like 600, for you to do that, so pick something that has a lower share price.if you don't wanna DCA, then buy after this current bounce is over and buy the dip
>>62064201>They're not brain dead -right?
>>62064173I concur, you will surely not regret buying 9 shares of GRRR :3
>>62064212how much money have you lost today? be honest
>>62064191I can’t wait for droned burgers footage
>>62064185They've basically been asking directly for it
This market is going to shit blood next week. Get out now.
>>62064197>markets do all kinds of nonsense. it could've easily continued sliding all dayno, it was overdue for a bounceI don't know when or how or whatever, but it was going to bounceand the current bounce is totally in line with the zigs and zags we have seen over the last 6 months>just wanted to reiterate that this was retarded take. you cannot know the length of a given zig or zag, and a bounce today was not guaranteed, nor was the dropAnd? You knew the bounce was coming. or should have.
>>62064217Digits and we get some content over the weekend
>>62064170>Evil globohomo pseudophilosopher makes a single tongue-in-cheek reference to fuelizing the disabled in his gay "patchwork" essay >The mainstream media latches onto this single, obviously facetious statement instead of his earnest, actionable proposals to let autistic tech oligarchs run everything >Yarvins' literal buttboy Peter Thiel and the rest of his gay sex harem import a million H1B indians and install Flock cameras inside your rectal tract >Mainstream still hung up on the Disabled People joke from like eight years ago The news is so gay about latching onto frivolous throwaway lines instead of the Real Stuff people too. See all the alarmism about Bald Miller saying "torture is a celebration of human life". He's laughing when he says it. It's a fucking joke. Why doesn't the media focus on the retarded shit that he Actually Does every day? Journalists are fucking stupid, that's why. Still holding cash BTW but I'm starting to think that's too chuddy. We're here to make money, right? If Trump doesn't fuck it up tonight and escalate the conflict somehow, I will begin cautiously DCAing into TQQQ.
>>62064221>I don't know when or how or whatever, but it was going to bounceumm, exactly, retard? everything you said was lowbrow garbage, please get off my board low iq astrologist
>>62064217I'm thinking it's going to be really hard to drone marines when there's air support. It will be interesting to see, this is first time drones are tested against a modern army.
MOASS starting get ready.
>>62064099schd, emhy, idvo ??
>>62064227>>I don't know when or how or whatever, but it was going to bounce>umm, exactly, retard?You seem to think markets never bounceThey doThey never go straight up or down, they zig zahYOU are complaining that this thing is happening, when you should have known it was going to happenSorry buddy, that's on you. Live in reality. Markets zig zag. Are you retarded? Prepare for zig zags
>>62064217Ukranian drone videos are grim.>>62064228How can F-22s stop drones?
>>62064216im stupidly green today, starting to debate taking my straddles off and not caring about overnight movement because options prices went up big enough to give me a free 7% for doing nothing in the last 40 mins
wait a second, are there actually people who didn't know a bounce was coming, and though the market would just go straight down into infinity, with no stops or hesitation along the wayokay, yes, they deserve to lose money.
>>62064225>"he was just joking bro!"
>>62064222Checked and I'm basedOIL FINNA POP TF OFF Y'ALL
>>62064238yes, it's ogre, panic sell the bottom I mean the end
and baking
>>62064238A dead-cat bounce, yes.
>>62064222Oh fug
>>62064222Finally some entertainment
>>62064253>>62064253>>62064253new
>>62064234you're like a little baby to me. unsophisticated swine, dunning kruger manifest >>62064237no you're not. I said be honest.
