bouncing edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smg thread>>62063691
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Rubio's video is the most clear indication yet that ground invasion is happening. His framing of the war is solely focused on denying Iran nuclear weapons, and he does not mention this goal as being achieved. All he says is that they struck now to prevent Iran from stockpiling such a large amount of weapons to prevent any interference from building a nuke. If they are claiming that this weapon problem is now resolved, they still have to stop them from building the nuke.Ground invasion.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
>nigger liquid
Threads are pretty quick...
>>62064253remember folksmarkets have zig zags. they never go straight up or straight down forever. Plan for bounces.otherwise uranus might get devastated
>President Donald Trump will use a primetime Oval Office address Wednesday night to declare that the month-long war in Iran is winding down, and others need to resolve Hormuz -PoliticoNOT MY PROBLEMLMAO
+1.19% Today. Thanks Rheinmetall. (Mostly cash 4 crash)
>>62064265Today: +1.27%This Week: +5.51%This Month: +1.27%This Year: -12.39%Making a comeback?
>>62064265>+0.21%>tfw no market on friday
>>62064263I've been trying to get in touch with nature more now that the human world has gone to hell.
>>62064275>tfw no market on fridayJEROME FIX THISDONT LOCK US OUT
>>62064264>rubioyeah his body language is terrible in that video
>>62064275I miss her bros
>>6206426510.57%
Wow XLE took a big fat dump
>>62064271let the world deal in the real world
alright bros i did my taxes and i ended up putting aside more than i needed and have exactly $248 to burn. shill me some swing trades that i can to turn this shit i to $5k so i can take a vacation in august. HARD MODE : PENNY STOCKS ONLY
>He didn't buy GRRR
>>62064274brostop lossesset them
I'm bullish as fuck for Monday, with unironic faith that we'll actually be in and out by weekend's end. If not, the American military is confirmed to be Russia-tier after all, and that sucks.
>>62064278A small desk for a small man.
What do I buy
>>62064282>you should've expected it to bounce, did you not see this coming? marget no go straight line, it zig and zag
nobody asked sean
I got an INTC pump I didn't expect nor deserveI swear I will sell this shitass stock at $50 and go buffetmodePlease god dont let the orange dipshit announce an invasion tonight
>>62064294food, fuel and ammo..... yesterday
Double kicking myself for not sticking to my 6580 pin read. Pussy ass shit pussying out. >>62064265+6.5%But it's a totally misleading number from MU clawing back some of it's losses.
>>62064286>>62064294BP.
>>62064295Who are you quoting?
>>62064289Anon, that's faggotloserpussybottomselleranon. If he wouldve just not sold every time Trump did something that scared him he'd be up huge. That portfolio is what happens when you pussy out of everything and always buy back in too late.
>>62064305some retards from the last thread
I mean bulls need to cut the shit. The rejection of the 200 EMA is textbook chart-wise.But even more pertinent is that boots *ARE* going on the ground. And that is simply not priced in to oil.
>>62064266it is 100% your own fault for listening to unironic anti-Trump propaganda.
>>62064291How can you possibly think Israel is done yet? The strait is still closed, and they're still actively fighting.
Markets closing is such bullshit. There is no reason for that. It's only so (((they))) can have their shabbat and for (((them))) to manipulate shit while the market is closed.
>>62064295>>you should've expected it to bounce, did you not see this coming? marget no go straight line, it zig and zagwait a sec, did you really think XLE would just go straight up forever?and SPY would just go straight down forever?are you... stupid?
The world silently waiting to see if the US finally destroys itself economically, politicallly, and diplomatically.
>>62064315>wait a sec, did you really think XLE would just go straight up forever?>and SPY would just go straight down forever?>are you... stupid?
>>62064315I was just confident the war conflict would expand for longer. Is that not the case?
>>62064312Lmao your gamble addiction is showing.
This is the week before the covid crash when they're still stringing along the market with lies and copium. Get out while you still can.
>>62064275>>62064279>no one here remembers who this isgrim
>>62064321Just ignore her, she's retarded and fat
>>62064312In point of fact, NYSE wants to expand trading hours to 22 hours a day so they can fleece retail options traders for even more.
>>62064265+.31%I'm officially a Micron baggie again. +4% so far this week
>>62064316
>>62064321>I was just confident the war conflict would expand for longer. Is that not the case?well yeah, but SPY won't just go straight down foreverthere will be bounces up, then back down through the down trend>>62064319I'm sorry you forgot bounces happen in the stock market. This is a thing that happens all the time, and you should prepare for itif not, then you deserve to lose money.
>>62064333You're replying to a europoor who thinks $5k in a high yield savings account is not only a great investment strategy but also life changing money.
>>62064333Can you stop being retarded for just one thread please?
>>62064265-0.26%Fucking PLTR can't get its cock up.
>>62064316why do i get banned when I post non-stock related comments, but tons of other people don't? oh thats right, its only if my political take is pro USA that I get banned. If I posted the same exact thing from an anti-USA stance, the messages stay and i don't get banned. Very curious.
>>62064328I 'member
When will the orangutan babble
>>62064339shut up cry baby faggot bitch. kek oil baggies
>>62064339post what you got banned for
>>62064339I clearly said economically.
>>620643416 bongs
>>62064264literally no ticker mentioned, stock market not even mentioned vaguely. is this user getting a 3 ban today? Or do they get to continue because it's anti-USA?
>>62064321trump wants out, but he's not the only one who has a say... in fact he's bottom of the listfor as long as Iran are still firing, he's there - whether he likes it or notHe went to war for bibi, and as long as Israel are still getting heemed, that's exactly where he stays
>>62064339>>62064344don't do it homie
>>62064253Baggie baggie oily euro baggie
>>62064337considering you have no reply to what I said, and only repeat it in some weird sarcastic way, I can assume you ACTUALLY believe bounces never happen, the stock market never zig zagsand you don't prepare for bounces, even though they happen all the time. And you complain about this thing that happens all the time, even though you should know bounces happen.
>>62064341Four hours and forty-one minutes.
We all know what’s coming next, right?
I've lost so much that I've kind of learned to enjoy it. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside because I know one day I'm going to make it and it's going to feel so good. Started unironically jacking off to cuck porn for the same reason
>>62064356you get your butthole blown out and have to suck dicks to pay rent baggie
>>62064341You shouldn't give a speech on April 1st because everyone is going to think it's a funny prank instead of real This is why the market is going up today. It is a joke.
>>62064265I don't want to talk about it
>>62064339>>62064348You get banned because you try to shill off-topic politics that aren't even remotely related to the discussion. Go back to your shill containment thread: >>>/pol/ptg
>>62064354How are you this dense?
fucking faggot profit takers, the strait is still closed you goddamn niggers
>>62064374lmao get dumped on pussy
>>62064361Im good with both war ending and going into land war. It just needs to be clear. Like war is over and Iran said yes and Iran confrims. Or we are sending troops and landing into fkn Isfahan and Shiraz and Busehr and whereverI want to take leveraged risks and not wait for some retard to decide what the sentiment is
>>62064374see this for an explanation >>62064295
Why is the announcement at 9pm?
>>62064371>How are you this dense?Dense about what?You keep not responding the the points I'm making... so again, I'm going to assume you are actually retarded and don't think bounces happenOr maybe you "know" that bounces happen, but don't prepare for them, and invest as if they don't exist. Which is maybe worse because you think you're smart, but your actions don't line up to what you think you know.You are the idiot. You know bounces happen, right? You do prepare for them, right?
>>62064384IDK but it's 5:30am Iran time, maybe the best compromise.
2 hours left to see if Boeing has made a craft capable of traversing the cosmos or if millions of schoolchildren watch 4 astronauts die in a violent crash!
>>62064384It's funny to make it happen in the middle of the Seder dinner (at least in New York time zones) as a prank on certain involved parties.
>>62064374>fucking faggot profit takers, the strait is still closed you goddamn niggersmarkets are irrationalfirst time?
>>62064380>clearIt's Trump you're talking about. He doesn't know what he had for breakfast that morning or what he will wear tomorrow.
>>62064387Like I said, you're a baby babbling and speaking in baby talk to an adult. It's just the lack of self-awareness that surprises me is all.
>>62064379retard
>>62064400>Like I said, you're a baby babbling and speaking in baby talk to an adult. It's just the lack of self-awareness that surprises me is all.So what exactly have I said that is stupid or wrong?You were the one complaining about the market bouncing. That means you're the stupid one.I knew the market was overdue for a bounce, and prepared accordingly.You did not.Then you complained about this thing happening, which happens all the time, and I pointed out to you that bounces exist and they happen. And this triggered you.Apparently you think bounces don't exist? Okay great. That's on you.
>>62064401lmao nice poorfolio...pussy!
>>62064339Based fuck amerilards
>>62064336To be fair 5k goes a lot further if you don't have to drive everywhere and pay for your own healthcare.
>finally got to six figure hell>laid offThis isn't funny.
>>62064406post yoursoh wait, you dont have one. broke bitch.
>>62064374OH NO NO NO>>62064401Weird because 120 is unironically my buy signal. (I sold my stack at 166) Maybe youll sell those shares to me anon ;)
if youre getting married after 30, just do it at the courthousenobody wants to see some chopped unc walking down the aisle
>>62064286>>62064304BP AINT NO PENNY STOCK I EVER HEARD OF.
>>62064412>shlick shlick shlick?
>>62064374>>62064414>the day schd rebalanced and sold energy at the topI kneel.
>>62064411time to slurp all the dividend stonks
>>62064412>4 figures>calls others brokeGo back to Mumbai
>>62064356It is rising wedge and oil will go down for trump
>>62064411Sorry to hear anon...at least you've got six figs to fall back on, though
>>62064398Well if the landing starts at least we are certain thenAnd if Iran, Israel and USA agree to some deal and exchange fruit baskets as tokens of good willIt will be early in the morning, so I will miss it unless I wake up to piss or something>>62064416getting married is a scam if you are a male
FUCK I JUST REALIZED THAT FRIDAY IS A STOCK MARKET HOLIDAY, MY OPTIONS ARE WAY TOO SHORT DATED FOR THAT
Degenerate gambler here. Loaded up on Tesla puts. Hoping for a stock market crash tomorrow
>>62064420>>the day schd rebalanced and sold energy at the top>I kneel.yepSCHD did it right. good for them
>>62064309so are boots on the ground mean red for oil stocks?>t.retard
>>62064411Sorry to hear that brother.
What happens when all these national addresses from leaders to their populations basically say holy shit this is really bad?Does the market actually dump for once or pump.
>>62064405You implied you can predict when price will mean revert or 'bounce', saying it was 'overdue' for one - midday nonetheless. You can't predict this with any accuracy that beats random noise, and shouldn't pretend otherwise. I'm up 10% today, adequately prepared and doing fine. But I don't pretend I 'knew' what was going to happen based off price action - price can do whatever it wants, and you can't predict when it'll zig or when it will zag, or when it will just continue trending for consecutive days. The fact I have to explain any of this is inherently frustrating and you should lurk more before posting. We don't need to harp on elementary things here like price being random walking on short time frames.. >Apparently you think bounces don't exist? Okay great. That's on you.Again with the baby-talk.
I'm scared bros, what if he announces nooks tonight?
>>62064432>>62064424You can guess what company it was. My team was already working 10 hour days just to keep up. All my coworkers were shocked I was let go. And because of the cold email instant lock out all the projects I was working on were instantly deleted. So my peers have to pick up the slack from square one.Management basically told the team left over to "use AI to increase their efficiency" as if that's magically going to solve everything.
>>62064434Why would the markets dump? No one in those 3rd world countries lead by women and soiboys has any actual holdings. The average Australian or Bong thinks the stock market is where people go to buy soup.
>>62064426she's kinda hot ngl
>>62064436that would be epicfinancially not so much
>>62064436he could theoretically nuclear bunker busters on the hardened Iranian sites, there are such weapons in the US nuclear stockpile. It would be a shitshow but actually the only effective way with dealing with sites such as Yazd or Fordow.He's a huge bitch for optics though so he won't. But he'll definitely put boots on the ground in at least some capacity.
>>62064411i'm so sorry babygirl. what do you want to do next?
>>62064439Oracle?
>>62064436Announces them?As in what? That Iran has them? Or that we're going to use them?
>>62064444For babe's sake I am going to tell you to kill yourself>>62064447Yeah
>Gap up>Gap downWhat will tomorrow be? Doesn’t seem to make sense that Trump would want to dump the market before Easter weekend. If his announcement were to cause a dump I would think he would make it after market close tomorrow. Thoughts?
>>62064422>3k>9pc>four figuresgoddamn you are dumb
>>62064448>weapons of mass destruction 2.0Are you ready!
>>62064435>You implied you can predict when price will mean revert or 'bounce', saying it was 'overdue' for one - midday nonetheless. You can't predict this with any accuracy that beats random noise, and shouldn't pretend otherwise.sure you canThe market was technically oversoldDo you really think it's totally random and there is no way to see these things coming?>But I don't pretend I 'knew' what was going to happen based off price action But you can know that a bounce was coming.You were complaining that a bounce happened. I'm sorry that you are retarded and you think bounces never happen, and markets just go straight up or straight down, with no zig zags in betweenDo you know what a dead cat bounce is?>Again with the baby-talk.It's the basics that you fail to understand, and you think you're above. That's why you were complaining earlier. Sorry that I have to explain the basics to you, and you don't like that. That's on you.
>>62064449Well chin up friend, you can always short them in good conscience.
>>62064265-4% today, +6% in total this week
>>62064439It will come for a lot of us if the bottom falls out of the market. I work in tech but I went risk off a few months ago.
>>62064439That looks like the company is in the shitter OR new manager guy has some cuts and cashflow milestones he needs to push and this is his way of doing itReal brainiacs
>>62064449On the plus side, now you can think of moving into a different field. Working at Oracle sounds like absolute shit. I hear plumbers get paid pretty well.
BOOTS ON THE GROUND ANNOUNCEMENT TONIGHTTOTAL MUMU DEATH
>>62064449that hurts, but i know you're hurting right now too. you could work anywhere with that on your resume babe. and i'd take care of you while you find what you really want.
>>62064463POLICEMEN SWEAR TO GODI believe
Hello I'm looking for that crypto to crypto is a taxable event gifYou know where that girl is eating a donut or somethingCan a real nigga help me out ?
>>62064457>Do you really think it's totally random and there is no way to see these things coming?If there was a reliable edge in such, it would get arbitraged away. >But you can know that a bounce was coming.No, you can't. You inherently cannot know the future, little baby. And even if you suspect a bounce is due, you need to be able to _profit_ off it for it to be useful info, so you have to time it well or you'll lose money.>You were complaining that a bounce happened. Naturally. It's called banter and market chitchat, retard.Anyway, no sense in having a serious conversation with a child.
>>62064469i don’t have it but now i want it too lmao
I'm just gonna post the chart againThe bounce which just happened is entirely in line with the bounces in the SPY which have been seen over the last 6 monthsPeople should prepare for bounces.If you complain when a bounce happens, that's on you. Simple as. They shouldn't be a surprise, you shouldn't complain about something happening, when it happens all the time.It's like complaining when the sun comes up the next morning.
>>62064475same
>>62064436The best plan would be - cluster bomb the oil storage on Kharg - boots on the ground at Abu Musa island- tactical nuke on Larak island- give Iran a 72 h ultimatum to demilitarize Qeshm island, open the Strait, remove the sea mines and let US troops in to dig up the Uranium
> le Easter rally> a high return on Easter is a muh good portent and hecka bullish> war is over kek oil baggieswe are almost in the same club that has 2008, 1929, 2001, 2000 and 2020 as members THO
>>62064478You are such an energy draining idiot. I made money off the bounce and sold the top, couldn't have gone better for me so far. But I don't act like I know anything, and that 'bounces' are inherently predictable. Enjoy losing all your money.
>>62064462Working in tech is kind of bad in general. AI (and/or [A] billion [I]ndians) is coming for my BUTTHOLE. That's why I need to market to keep going down so I can buy in at rock bottom prices and escape the rat race. Iran declaring my company an enemy of the state was the best news I've heard all year. I hope they blow me up.
>>62064458I'm debating shorting OpenAI because it seems impossible to fail but that "it can't fail!" shit makes me nervous.>>62064460Well what's idiotic is I was doing very crucial work. It's not like I was some pansy designing websites. I was working on financial related software that absolutely needs to be upgraded and maintained. They are just expecting whoever is left to work like dogs.>>62064461>>62064462If it wasn't for the money I wouldn't have been working there. The only thing worse than using oracle products is making them.>>62064464I'm not that fucking loli chick. Isn't she ignoring you?>>62064480Boots on the ground is suicidal because the coatline for Iran is comparable to California. And Iran has a million soldiers waiting for them.
>Just buy TOAD killerWagmi
>>62064449Rough, tech job market is brutal right now. Good look anon.
>>62064488>Iran declaring my company an enemy of the stateWhat company?
>>62064449>Oracle>YeahI read they aren't cutting staff due to AI as such (efficiency gains), but they are using the savings to put into the data centre meme to sell AI shitwhat the fuck do oracle create to make that work and be able to sell ai memes on top of their already overpriced licenses? I thought their shit is high reliability enterprise level stuff where the customers don't want that shit fucked about with, or niche stuff that it doesn't really work withi don't see the strategy heregood luck fren
Good my good goy bux What do I dump 5k into tomorrow?
Hearing contradictory reports about the content of the speechWe'll see what happens
>>62064449>YeahI'm so happy that I will be sort of retiríng in the next 15 months so I won't get to witness the shitshow when Oracle's future versions of its product fail catastrophically, and we get no support from intelligent humans. t. sysadmin of some application that relies heavily on Oracle database
>>62064494It's not insider information to say they can't get any funding. Their bonds are selling like chunk grade and even private equity won't touch them. They are essentially a farmer betting everything on finding gold and is now resorting to cutting down his apple trees to sell for lumber because "we're going to find gold any second now"It feels so foolish
>>62064490yeah. but she would know about schd rebalancing, and would work at a smart company like that, and would come here for comfort. i can't ignore those signs.
>>62064503soxl
>>62064472>If there was a reliable edge in such, it would get arbitraged away.That is a fascinating theoretical argumentAccording to that, everything is priced in and the charts are totally flat and never move>No, you can't. You inherently cannot know the future, little baby. And even if you suspect a bounce is due, you need to be able to _profit_ off it for it to be useful info, so you have to time it well or you'll lose money.So wait, you actually think it's all random, and absolutely nothing can be known or be used to predict what will happen next?What is RSI? Have you ever heard of it?How about smart money vs dumb moneyOr looking at spikes in shorting interest, which are a clear indicator of a local bottom or long term bottomThese are the basics of the basics.>>You were complaining that a bounce happened.>Naturally. It's called banter and market chitchat, retard.No, you were complaining about something happening, which happens all the time. And me pointing out that you were wrong clearly triggered you, because you know I'm right. Sucks to suck>Anyway, no sense in having a serious conversation with a child.Way to admit you're wrong lol! Yep you know I'm right. and all of a sudden you don't wanna talk. okay buddy.
>>62064449>OracleI specifically did not take a job offer from Oracle as my first job because even back in 2014 I knew they were a shitass place to work at. 2014 and they were already jeeted, it just went even further downhill from there.
>>62064493IBM. I honestly got a good laugh out of the announcement. You're going to bomb upstate New York? Who gives a shit about mainframes?
>fired from OracleDefinitely a jeet
>>62064504Trump can lie all he wants, but the troop movements betray him. There is going to be a ground invasion this weekend and it will be a disaster. Long oil.
>>62064507Considering how schizo you are there is a zero chance she would say what company she is working at. Stop being gay>>62064512What's amusing is I am pretty sure they have the veterans affairs contract lol. That's a clusterfuck of clusterfucks
>OracleCHUDS
>>62064506i love you with all my heart and i'm sorry you're hurting right now. taking a nap but you know i'm always around.
>>62064506Oracle was fundamentally a data warehousing company that everyone who works with on a regular basis hates having to work with due to all the vendor lockin bullshit. Getting into AI instead seems like they were already desperate for any other source of funds. But as you said, they bet the farm and it doesn't seem to be working out for the insane amount of debt they took on.
>>62064521larry ellison is one of the most evil kikes on the planet, should've known to stay away from oracle
11:48:55 pm | IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER MOJTABA KHAMENEI'S MILITARY ADVISER REZAEI: IRAN WOULD NOT STOP THE WAR UNTIL IT SECURES ITS RIGHTS AND DETERS ITS ENEMIES
>>62064411>Oracle Are you the one responsible for their shitty HR time tracking software I am forced to use? Good riddance
>>62064523Why isn't this faggot banned? I'm not her you fucking retard >>62064524Normally I would call any hyper scaling company a bubble. But Oracle seems like the worst of all worlds. Companies like Google and Meta can fall back on their main advertising revenue. And Microslop and Amazon at least has their cloud services and physical products. But Oracle has nothing comparable. Their revenue is a joke. And worse yet, their entire hyper scaling bet is on OpenAI. If Hyper Scaling works, it would be google selling its services or Microsoft selling its services. But Oracle is 100% dependent on OpenAI not imploding.
>>62064439>Management basically told the team left over to "use AI to increase their efficiency" as if that's magically going to solve everything.Getting told the same at my company. Our revenue is entirely dependent on selling software and support for it to a very broad range of companies that need tons of specific tweaks and SOP for each client, often times contradicting each other. They just want to slam it all into one LLM and have us figure it out from there. There's been a huge exodus of C-suite staff in the past year and all the new people do nothing but talk about AI.
>>62064510>According to that, everything is priced in and the charts are totally flat and never moveDoes not follow. The logic we're talking about here is specifically in predicting when SPY will mean revert, ie when it will switch from autocorrelated to anti. If something so basic and observable had edge, it would get arbitraged away - no doubt. Once you understand this, you'll understand why you're being retarded.This in no way implies I think all edges get arbitraged away - my participation in the market should indicate this. But ones this basic? Yes, absolutely.>What is RSI? Have you ever heard of it?Lmao. Just lol. Baby talk again. >No, you were complaining about something happening, which happens all the time.Yes, the recovery pump that occurred at 2:30 EST was stupid and worth complaining about. Not sure why you're so autistic about it, and this thread is explicitly for market commentary like what I posted.>Way to admit you're wrong lol! Wrong? I'm up 10% today, I've up all week so far.
nigga has really never heard of smart money vs dumb money charts, which have correctly indicated the short term and long term bottoms of the stock market for last what like 20 years?lmaoStock market drops, retail runs away. institutions step in and buy. They buy low, retail sells low. That's why it's called smart money and dumb moneythen the stock market comes back, and retail starts buying in, while institutions start selling. In other words, they buy low and sell high, while retail does the oppositeNow the problem is during a longer bull market, retail just keeps buying because it keeps working. so the signal breaks down a bit during long periods of time.But during a drop? Hell yes, smart money vs dumb money DOES predict bottoms.nigga really think the market is some unknowable mystery and nothing can ever be known. lmao whatwhat an idiot. He's so smart he's convinced himself that there is "no edge" and it would "all get arbitraged away"Yes, and it's all priced in and the market knows everything, so the price is just a flat line that never moves and goes horizontally to the right
>>62064517Well the two narratives are apparently>The war is winding down as we have accomplished our objectives>NATO is gay and should reopen the strait, we don't use itI think some may interpret the news that the war is ending as bullish but the strait not being a US military priority being bearish. The actual reality is that the economic problems are being caused by the strait closure, so we may crab into Easter weekend.I don't think there will be an invasion this weekend, he will want the George Bush aircraft carrier in the region which arrives next weekend before launching that I think. I could be wrong but that's my assessment. There could be bombing of infrastructure over Easter. I suspect Jews will take a break for Passover/Easter and prepare themselves for next weekend.
>>62064539Don't forget even if everything stops and the war is over and Iran doesn't charge a fee for using the straight, all the infrastructure needs to be repaired and that will take a few years. So best case scenario oil is around $80-$90 and that's with us using reserves
>>62064539He is literally going to say that the war is ending in TWO MOAR WEEKS at the same time as he launches a suicidal ground invasion. Stop believing obvious bullshit. Long oil.
>>62064539he could just shid his pants on stage
>>62064538>nigga has really never heard of smart money vs dumb money charts
>>62064539>Crabbing>During PassoverNot happening:>shrimp, lobster, crab, clams, and oysters—are not kosher and are prohibited during Passover (and year-round) because they lack fins and scalesJust grab a soda and enjoy the pump for the next 8 days.
>>62064539And what about Bibi? He is just going to stop bombing too?
Had a nap and a dream just now. Noticed a few things.
>>62064265+1.97% looking good with the second day in the green, but I'm not sure how long it will last...
>>62064439Not to dab on you as you're suffering and I don't know you nor wish you any bad things, but when I read stories like this (or see them in series or movies, Margin Call comes to mind), I'm content enough living in my European "socialist yuropoor shithole" or whatever. Unless I kill someone at work, I know I'll keep my job until I retire. You approach life in a very different way. Like, it's not a dread going to work, though it helps I have nice and fun coworkers (but then again they also know they'll be fine no matter what), and even for secondary things like the stocks market I literally don't care if it crashes or if there's a recession, whatever happens I'll always have money to buy, travel, whatever.
wtf my captcha had me guess the name of a cartoon character presented in the form of "Who's that Pokemon?"
>>62064557ah yes, just repeating back what I said sarcastically, without responding to itYou know that's how teenagers deal with an idea they don't have a counter argument toNow try again. Tell me why smart money vs dumb money charts have ZERO predictive power, which apparently your stanceYou believe nothing can be known, it's all random noise, and it's impossible to make predictionseven though the smart money vs dumb money charts clearly give us information, and it's not in fact all random noise
The war is not ending. The "rumors" that it is winding now are distractions, made to confuse and disorientate Iran. America and Israel continue to amass forces near Iran. Iran will see a land invasion soon. Do not believe the lies.
>>62064577sister, just go backtest these things yourself to realize it's all noise. I'm done with this
>>62064579The war hasn't even begun
>>62064579Ok baggy, keep holding those oil bags ground war in two weeks!
There really are people who don't know about smart money vs dumb moneywowWell I'll just post it again, in case anyone doesn't know.for example you can see very clearly during the tariff tantrum that retail was running away, while institutions were buying the dip.That is a signal. But some people really believe there are no signals, and there is no way to know anything? kinda sadNope, there are signals and you can read them. You can in fact, know things.
>>62064577I'm also gonna remind you that we were talking about the 2:30 EST pivot in particular, not general macro trends. So go backtest that as an intraday strategy, then we can talk.
>>62064579We will see escalation this month at the same time there are fuel shortages in Europe, Australia and East Asia
>>62064580>sister, just go backtest these things yourself to realize it's all noise. I'm done with this>all just noiseI literally just posted the chart my dudeSo you actually don't know about any of these things. Kinda sadnigga really doesn't know about smart money vs dumb money. Thinks everything is noise and nothing is knowable..... okay. Good luck with that man. you're gonna need it
>>62064573These April 1st captchas are fun, they should keep it. And not have any way to bypass them. They would act as a good non-4chan and newfags filter.
>>62064588OK, go backtest it and let us know your findings as it applies to intraday trading.
>>62064588In this context what does smart money do with their money
>>62064593forgot it's April Fool's
>>62064592I knew you were a child, but I didn't know you were special needs as well. My condolences, I shouldn't have been so harsh.
>>62064265-2%
>>62064594>OK, go backtest it and let us know your findings as it applies to intraday trading.and now he's moving the goal posts to intraday tradingUm okay.Look at that chart I just posted.It's called smart money vs dumb money.You can see very clearly during the tariff tantrum, at the lows, retail was running away while institutions were buyingThat is a bottom signal.That means you should buy, because the market will likely go up.That means it is information, real actual, useful information, that helps you make money on the stock marketBut apparently you think it's all just random noise, and it's impossible to know anything. Okay bud
>>62064538when dumb money looks at smart money vs dumb money charts, what can we infer about how they will infer them?
>>62064598>In this context what does smart money do with their moneyjust look at the chartThey were buying, retail was selling, during the tariff tantrum
>2 thread long slap fight about whether buying low and selling high is a good strategyWill you two sillie billies go find an IRC channel to duke this out in.
>>62064588most retarded post in this threadsmart money is always buying into every dip, always, zoom out and look at it over years. its what smart money does my guy. stfu
JUST IN: Iranian First Vice President Mohammad Aref: “Trump may decide to send his soldiers to Kharg Island, but the decision to send them back will not be in his hands. Because no one returns home from hell.”
>>62064606How is that moving the goal post at all? This whole thing has been about the 2:30 fake recovery pump I complained about and that you latched onto. >Look at that chart I just posted.Lmao, is this all you're gonna say? The chart doesn't even say anything. 'Smart money confidence'? What does that even mean, and how do they gather such a metric? Go backtest whatever tf that garbage is and report the statistics back to me to prove your point - discussing this further is useless. And if you can't backtest it and derive the relevant stats, what good is this?
>>62064612MUAHAHAHAHAMan we should source Bond villains from Iran. Maybe they can build a secret base on a volcano.
>>62064600>I knew you were a child, but I didn't know you were special needs as well. My condolences, I shouldn't have been so harsh.I can see that every time I make a point, you just retreat away and refuse to respond to itThis is a sign that you are wrong. And you know you're wrong. If you were right, you'd just explain how you were right and I was wrong, instead of doing these weird ego defense thingsWhen I disagree with you, I actually explain why and even post charts. That's because I actually know what I'm talking about.
>>62064539The issue is that every day the strait is closed is a disaster and we're a week or less away from countries like Australia running out of fuel, which is when reality sets in and the panic can no longer be contained. He's trying to get things done as fast as possible so I don't think he's going to wait another week for another carrier, especially when a 3 day weekend gives him an extra day of damage control
So anywayArtemis 2 in an hourBullish or bearish?
How does a HFEA portfolio work when the price of gold is dropping with stocks?18% TQQQ18% UpRO24% BTAL13% DBMF27% GLDThis breaks with falling stocks and falling goldHopefully this is just a one off with gold.
>SpaceX confidentially files for IPO on April Fools day
>>62064616I'm saying that because it really feels like talking to a child. Are you going to waste time explaining market mechanics to a tiktok toddler who thinks he knows everything already? Of course not. >I actually explain why and even post charts. Yes, you double down and post more useless unsubstantiated garbage. That's exactly my point.
>>62064607>when dumb money looks at smart money vs dumb money charts, what can we infer about how they will infer them?they don't thoughmaybe some day they will, but people are stupid and they will remain stupidRetail investors are dumb emotional animals, and predictably buy high then panic sell low.But again, there are time periods, of long bull markets, where retail feels good, buys the stock market because it is high, and it keeps going up, they keep feeling good because line go up, and they keep buying.So you need to keep that in mindhowever, in market drops, the signal is very clear. If retail runs way but institutions are buying, that is a local bottom or long term bottom.
Bye bye oil, nice knowing ya!>Oil Baggots BTFO
>>62064618I'm honestly surprised by how little I care. Since I am a solipsist this will be reflected in the market.
oh fugg. trump died. we longing or shorting when futes open?
>>62064611>most retarded post in this thread>smart money is always buying into every dip, always, zoom out and look at it over years. its what smart money does my guy. stfuright exactlyThat's the point.
>>62064618Crew is half black and half female, incredibly bearish.
>>62064623um okay, but you still aren't replying the point I made.I actually listen to what you say, then respond and point out how it's wrongThen you get super triggered, refuse to engage, and just get all emotionalThat's because you're wrong and you know you areSorry my dude.
>>62064633'Smart money' doesn't mean revert a midday dump because 'the bounce was overdue' like you've been implying. >>62064637You're not actually saying anything at all. I'm telling you, go backtest your slop and you'll realize how dumb you are. It'd genuinely be good for you.
>>62064627Rajesh?
>>62064642>You're not actually saying anything at all.Um, yes I am.I am saying smart money vs dumb money can tell you when a bottom happensAnd apparently you don't know this. You keep like "trying" to disagree with me, but you aren't actually disagreeing with me. You're just asserting that I'm wrong, telling me to back test itBut buddy, when you look back in time, you see that it works. Are you stupid?Okay bro. You don't know about smart money vs dumb money. You don't know about RSIyou don't know about short interest spikesYou haven't done the backtest so you don't know this. You think it's all just noise, and nothing can be knownAnd that's fine. You're allowed to be wrong.
>>62064631?
Anyone have a link to the announcement tonight?>>62064654kek had to reread that post. wtf
>>62064588>>62064608Here's my read of that chart bro
>>62064618I'm nervous. One of the pilots is a single dad who lost his wife to cancer and is raising two daughters. Not sure what the protocol is if he goes rogue and tries to fly it into the sun.
>>62064657Why would he kill himself if he has two daughters on Earth?
>>62064631god I wish
>>62064656kek nice
>>62064657I wouldn't worry about it. THat would be the most delayed suicide ever. It would probably take months to reach the sun.
>>62064633nigga, smart money bought the entire financial crisis and the dotcom bust all the way down as well, theres no indicator here. the only thing you can gleam from it is the thing everyone knows: market goes up and to the right always over time eventually if you hold long enough. smart money holds long enough. retail doesnt. thats it. theres nothing intelligent about some retard posting the "smart money vs dumb money" chart. its meaningless
Man really regretting not going all on spy calls for tomorrow . It’s Passover and Trump is going to end the war.
bear market not over until TSLA is $6>>62064426>panic oversteering cascadethis is why women weren't allowed to drive y'know
>>62064669He'd run out of air long before.
My autism took full hold again and I'm replaying Fallout 4.>>62064622Rumors and salacious gossip, but still true.
>>62064669More like years
>>62064664>Why would he kill himself if he has two daughters on Earth?
>>62064671>Trump is going to end the warLike the last ten times?
>>62064671>Trump is going to end the war.again?
>>62064278he is sick of his SHIT
>>62064279>>62064328jerome needs to fix this
>>62064533Its like PLTR or IBM. At some level its buried so deep inside national infrastructure that the losses are externalized to the tax payer. They can fall but unless the US devolves into civil war it wont lose that much. We give too much credit to the coomsoomer for keeping Google or MS afloat but there is a reason both of them tried to suck up to the orange man on inauguration day, they would much rather have what Ellison got.
>>62064275>>62064328who?
>>62064688imagine this nerdy ass hoe brapping in your face
here's a chart on short interest, specifically for XOM. Notice how you see a spike, at the exact wrong time, meaning people shorted the bottom? Yeah that happens over and over againthere are some people who don't know that short interest spikes, right as we get to a bottom, because people are stupid and short the stock market RIGHT before it recoversYes, this is backtested, and yes this works as a bottom signalSometimes the dip just keeps dipping so you need to be careful, but it is absolutely a bottom signal which predicts a local bottom or long term bottom>just back test it broYeah, it has been backtested many times. It works. How is this complicated? People are stupid and they buy the top then sell the bottom. that pattern shows up many times, and many areas. There are other investors, which do the right thing and buy low then sell high.Looking at the difference between these 2 is called smart money vs dumb money, and that comparison chart is very useful.It's not all noise, you can actually know things. Are there people who don't know this? I guess there are some people who are so smart they are stupid, because they convince themselves of things that aren't true.
>>62064680How is that possible if the earth's period is only one year?
Iran's president's statement is the equivalent of playing the victim and we're well past that point. Iran is fucking over the entire world so saying they're just defending themselves doesn't work anymore. The whole world is coming down on them now. I'd say for stocks this is a good thing long term. There could be more short term volatility but literally no one is on Iran's side anymore besides Iraq lmao they're fucked
>>62064691you have to be 18 or older to post here
>>62064698>The whole world is coming down on them nowdidn't Europe tell Trump to fuck off and that this is not their problem?
what now? i am still 7k in the reds
>>62064656>smart money misses out on crabyes exactly, smart money makes the wrong decision during long bull markets>smart money starts buying the topNo, they sold everything before thenThen as the market started dropping, they started buying.now that the market is dropping even more, they are buying even more.though retail did make the right decision and start dropping off as it was going down.Now we are even further advanced, retail is freaking out, while institutions are buying even more.
>>62064696They didn't even short the bottom there you turd. Short interest dropped to baseline at the bottom then it recovered. You can't even read your own charts. Please stop posting.
>>62064700Old news. World leaders are getting together to figure out how to get the strait open. We're at the point where all the world's countries are not going to stand Iran fucking up their economy. Their strategy of attacking defenseless oil tankers will end with the whole world securing the strait.
>>62064699ok retard
>>62064670>nigga, smart money bought the entire financial crisis and the dotcom bust all the way down as well, theres no indicator here.the dip can keep dipping, and you need to be concerned about that, yesWhen institutions are buying, that means it's either a local bottom or a long term bottom and you don't know whichSo it doesn't tell you that it's an absolute bottom, just that it is a good time to buy. not necessarily the best time to buy
>>62064697Checked it and you're right (well in a way), if you optimize it it would be in the 200-250 days. Sun is actually closer than I remember. I always had those flights to Jupiter's moon be like 3.5 years, and assumed a similar distance to the Sun, but it's much much closer.Still, space is big.
>>62064706miggers live in a state of permanent delusion lmao
>>62064705look at the spikes on the short chartThen look at the priceNotice how you see short spikes, right at the bottom, which is the exact wrong thing to doShort interest spikes are a bottom indicator, because people are stupid.How is this complicated?
>>62064265+0.72% today+3.92% this week
>>62064709>When institutions are buyingthis is always, and especially more when markets arent sloping upwardlook youd be less retarded if you just came in talking about a fibonacci or a macd or bollinger bands. instead you are regurgitating the most garbage nonsense some youtuber retard who wants to sell you a course probably talks about over and over in their videos
I'm not sure if I can watch a live human launch.
>>62064721You never would've lived back in the day at the carnival
15 mins till futures reopen, you boys ready?
>>62064721im gonna watch niggas go to the moon
>>62064727Sell oil
>>62064721it's stupid a waste of money why would anyone care anymore
I guess some people think that short interest spikes have zero information value as a signal?That when you see a massive spike in short interest that tells us absolutely nothing, and it's all noise, or this indicator is entirely useless?Hmm, no. People short when bad things are happening. Often times they short the bottom, at the exact wrong time, and get wreckedThus, short interest spikes are a bottom signalAnd yes, this has been back tested, many times, and applies to many different situations. I guess some people have never heard of this?Well, now you know! Short interest spikes are a bottom indicator.
>>62064727flat open, nothing happens until the big cheese calls nato a bunch of sissy faggots and declares that 10000000000 american soldiers are going to invade iran
>>62064679I like to grab minuteman outfit, hat, no stmor or fancy shit, good ol rifle with a good scope and headshot everything mutated till every human is safe and free from opression of the apocalypse I like to go full on role playing.
>>62064729no one's going to the moon dum ass no need for any humans for this flight
>>62064715You chart shows the shorts being closed at the bottom. Again, please stop posting.
>JUST IN - Multiple U.S. intelligence agencies have recently assessed that Iran is not currently willing to engage in substantial negotiations over ending the U.S.-Israeli war — NYT
>>62064718>this is always, and especially more when markets arent sloping upwardright, which is a bottom signalespecially when compared to the retail interest chart.You can't really look at them in isolation, they are best used together. When retail is running away, but institutions are buying, that's a bottom signal.
>>62064731>$100 billion on AI -"Yass! More tech slop!">$100 billion on exploring the cosmos - "Waste of money!"
Here is how Operation Eagle Claw 2: Epstein's Fury will play out on the markets:>tonight Trump will announce a ground operation in Iran ending in TWO MOAR WEEKS>heavy airstrikes lasting a few days>no lasting effects on Iranian military capability, but shills will be spamming clouds of smoke everywhere>blitzkrieg euphoria>market initially rallies>airborne troops are deployed and immediately start getting droned>market violently crabs>US military doubles down and sends reinforcements>troops start their insane digsite operation to recover the uranium>get BTFO by ballistic missiles launched from the other side of the country>US troops are forced to abandon the operation with heavy casualties>market starts to dump>Trump attempts a naval landing in Southern Iran to save face>multiple ships get sunk with hypersonic missiles as soon as they approach the coastline>market shits blood and limits down>military commanders disobey Trump and withdraw>both sides at an impasse>no clear solution to reopen the strait>oil shorts get squeezed, triggering a financial crisis among all the private firms that the government influenced into shorting>the world dumps their US treasury bonds>US sovereign debt crisis and hyperinflation>the markets AND dollar both dump to zeroYou will dismiss this post as schizo bear copium, but watch this exact scenario play out over the next month and a half.
>>62064742>this is always>right, which is a bottom signal
>>62064743I hate ai and data centers
>>62064709The real red pill would be if you bought the year before dotcom bust and sold 2 years later you'd be up by more than nearly any low risk investment otherwise
>>62064588Looks like it's not time to buy yet. Not if you're the smart money, anyway.
>>62064740>"intelligence" agenciesreally on the ball those guys
>>62064752What if I’m dumb money? Am I good to go ahead and buy?
>>62064714Britain is hosting 35 countries and talks to reopen strait. Iran's assgole is gaping so widely every dick in the world will be in it
>>62064732Thank you anony
if youre reading this post, then youre smart money
>>62064754You haven't bought yet?? You should have done that a month ago!
>>62064753reading tweets is hard work
hey look at that, another chart of short interest, compared to the actual price actionLook how people often times get it horribly horribly wrong, and short at the exact wrong timeSometimes they get it right, no signal is perfect, but many times they get it exactly wrong.So a short interest spike is a bottom signal.
>>62064749*sold 2 years after dotcom bustweird wording. basically 5 years in the market including the entire dotcom bust you'd be up 8-10%
>>62064757:)
>>62064762so explain this then. where exactly is the bottom, because your red line has not finished playing out yet, kekCHECKMATE RETARD!!!!
>>62064757:DI am flat for the year though :(
>>62064757wtfhow can you post an empty post?
>oil down to $100
>>62064755ah yestalksIt's over for the IRGCEuropeans are... talkingthings will get spicy when they move on from talking and start monitoring the situation
>>62064757yay!
>>62064757on buying what...?
>>62064757>if youre reading this post, then youre smart moneyaww, thank you
>>62064762You realize 'smart money' is constantly buying short positions as insurance, right? It's not about being 'right' or winning that trade for them, it's about protection from fat-tailed events. I'm pretty sure you're just trolling at this point, though.
>>62064768outperforming the s&p fren
>>62064755They're talking on how to fix Trump's fuckup, you retarded burger.
>>62064747Ye shall be as gods
>>62064779You can word however you like dumpshit but the whole world is coming down on Iran
>>62064449Sorry Oracle anont. SAP wagie
>>62064766>so explain this then. where exactly is the bottom, because your red line has not finished playing out yet, kek>CHECKMATE RETARD!!!!I dunno. We are getting close to the bottom though. That's what the red line means. but it could keep going down, that's the thing. So this indicator does not tell you that you are at the absolute bottom.My guess is a full -20% drop in SPY, -25% in QQQIn other words, we are about halfway through.
>‘Tonight, I’m making a little speech at 9 o’clock. And basically, I’m gonna TELL EVERYBODY HOW GREAT I AM’ — Trump>‘What a phenomenal job I’ve done’https://x.com/RT_com/status/2039454869178724829
>>62064778Thank you fren
>>62064785are we getting close? look how high that red line was in the past!!!! thats crazy!!!! it could go anywhere!!!! who knows where the bottom is!!!!!!!!!more exclamation points because i feel like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62064771today anon learns how the world works, or not. first you plan then you attack. given the severity of damage to their economy the plan -> attack phase will escalate faster than normal
>>62064785>>62064766and to be clear, the bottom will coincide with an absolute massive spike in short interest, at the exact wrong timeIf you see an even bigger spike in short interest, that makes it a good time to buycould keep dipping though, so keep that in mind. Just means you get an even bigger discount to buy the dip
>and to be clear *proceeds to fart for 60 solid seconds*
lets goooo
>b-b-but its not supposed to go up! >t-t-think about the existing refinery infrastructure damage -- i-its still unclear if hostility will truly end --sorry sweety this is the real world and in the real world the line only goes up (unless its oil)
>>62064795>are we getting close? look how high that red line was in the past!!!! thats crazy!!!! it could go anywhere!!!! who knows where the bottom is!!!!!!!!!>more exclamation points because i feel like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yeah I know!!!it's crazy!!!! the dip could keep dipping!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!okay that was fun
NEW>>62064788>>62064788>>62064788FUCK DONALD TRUMP
Indicators ate bitch shit we vibe trade here
>>62064796Yes, Moshe, I'm sure the countries closing their airspace to the US military are about to join them in a suicidal ground invasion of Iran. Long oil.
