persian edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62064253
Trump is a fat American cunt.
>>62064793BasedFuck Donald Trump
lean hogs
Here is how Operation Eagle Claw 2: Epstein's Fury will play out on the markets:>tonight Trump will announce a ground operation in Iran ending in TWO MOAR WEEKS>heavy airstrikes lasting a few days>no lasting effects on Iranian military capability, but shills will be spamming clouds of smoke everywhere>blitzkrieg euphoria>market initially rallies>airborne troops are deployed and immediately start getting droned>market violently crabs>US military doubles down and sends reinforcements>troops start their insane digsite operation to recover the uranium>get BTFO by ballistic missiles launched from the other side of the country>US troops are forced to abandon the operation with heavy casualties>market starts to dump>Trump attempts a naval landing in Southern Iran to save face>multiple ships get sunk with hypersonic missiles as soon as they approach the coastline>market shits blood and limits down>military commanders disobey Trump and withdraw>both sides at an impasse>no clear solution to reopen the strait>oil shorts get squeezed, triggering a financial crisis among all the private firms that the government influenced into shorting>the world dumps their US treasury bonds>US sovereign debt crisis and hyperinflation>the markets AND dollar both dump to zeroYou will dismiss this post as schizo bear copium, but watch this exact scenario play out over the next month and a half.
fatty hogs
bbw hogs
i want moon...!!!!
> futures
BIG ASSED BLACK TWERKING FAT HOG BITCHES
They don't call him Donald Dump for nothingGround invasion starts this weekendIran activates its terror cells on Sunday
>>62064825was expecting the baby deer to be raised by wolves as a twist
just lying down and accidentally squeezed a wrong gas and turned into wet crap that's a mess in my shorts and on legs. now I have to sit down spray wipe take a shower and change under clothes
what time frame are working with in terms of the death of the petrodollar? As I see it, it's already dead there has to be people moving money and some indication that we are the beginnings of this reality, will it take months or years to feel its effects? will the dollar hyperinflate like weimar germany or will we deal with austerity measures and stagflation? what happened to the british pound after their suez canal incident and how long did it take?
>>62064828I DON'T HAVE WORK ON SUNDAY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET BLOWN UP!!!
This is the only investing strategy you need
>>62064836based pant shitter
>>62064826kek
>>62064838>what time frame are working with in terms of the death of the petrodollar? As I see it, it's already dead there has to be people moving money and some indication that we are the beginnings of this reality, will it take months or years to feel its effects? will the dollar hyperinflate like weimar germany or will we deal with austerity measures and stagflation? what happened to the british pound after their suez canal incident and how long did it take?probably years if it does happen
It's over.
lean gas
Everyone says they wouldn't break under torture, but you don't truly know until you're in the chair. Watching oil sit at $100, MSM in lockstep announcing the war over soon. As the screw tighten, I begin to consider the impossible: selling BP.
>>62064840smart money baby >>62064838why hasn't Bitcoin been pumping off the petri-dollar weakening?
>>62064847The numbers, Mason...
>>62064828Fuck yea!
>Iran is now accepting bitfarts at hormussy checkpointsHere we fucking goooo
>>62064852Petrobitcoin was on my 2026 bingo btw.
NEW: An Iranian source tells Reuters that no talks have been conducted through mediators for a temporary ceasefire.
>>62064835This it would have been way funnier if the baby deer attacked the other deer at the end
>>62064854>>62064852I've been losing money on MSTR bull spreads regularly in anticipation of this
Reminder that the worst preforming years in the stock market have historically all had terrific Easter week returns2026 is looking like... um well let's see tomorrow
>>62064856so who the heck keeps calling potus saying they are desperate for a deal every day, tell me that...
>>62064861Keep up the analytics anon. I like them.
>>62064538>>Yes, and it's all priced in and the market knows everythingokay smart money, when's the bottom? I have 300k i need to invest
>>62064861>dotcom crash>2008ITS FUCKING OVER SELL IT ALLLLLL AAAHHHHHHHH PINK WOJAK
>>62064861statistically insignificant though, no?
>>62064863My guess would be that he's in contact with Artesh rather than the IRGC. They agree to split the strait 50/50 and pull back to control Tehran while USA handles the IRGC near the strait. You end up with a situation similar to Egypt.
>>62064863The hazing never stops.
>>62064867SOMETIME BETWEEN NOW AND THE MIDDLE OF 2027. GOOD LUCK. HOPE YOU LIKE DOLLER COST AVERAGING BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, LIKE SMART MONEY DOESKEK
>>62064860plz stop, it's about to blowt. IBIT 10p holder>>62064864second
>>62064861but it also shows the by far best performing Easter had a ~16% annual return. this doesn't seem to be an indicator of anything
alright, what if we BOUGHT the strait from iran? toss iran a few billion and give them toll-exemptions, then we charge passing ships a million or two for access to the strait, everyone wins. iran gets to say they beat america, trump gets to put his name on the most important strait in the world, we end up profiting long-term from tolling the strait, and the gulf countries continue to be protected, at a slightly higher cost.
>Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.https://x.com/factpostnews/status/2039444784083771629
>>62064877you need to BOUGHT some voo shares and stop thinking about anything related to current events and financial markets, this isnt for you
>>62064876... were you even alive in 2020?
The fed fears the physical Oil stacker, not the pussy bitch that buys worthless rocks
>>62064878Fucking hypocrites and zionist traitors. Long oil, short tech.
>>62064884average /smgger/ has barrels of crude stacked to the ceiling of their 1 bedroom apartment, and deep inside they are sitting on the floor with their thinkpad
>>62064875blow up or down ARTEMIS LAUNCHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eMVaWoJtE0
>>62064870I'm open to the cluster of crisis years being Easter outpreformers being a coincidence, but I would then call it a pretty big coincidence
>>62064883m8 you're not going to get me underage b& for one I'm not and also I know how to clear cookies and change ips I wasn't born yesterday
>>62064874okay. So invest 1k per day? I can do that
spess in 10 minutes
what are ya'll talking about
I how do I get Claude to vibetrade for me?
>>62064899honestly yeah probably if you plan to invest for decades, maybe 500 a day just to be sure you get though the bottom and are dcaing on the other side too
>>62064892petrotetherdollar
>>62064892sounds like something the marines need to investigate
>>62064892Can you pay with altcoins?
>>62064896far too data points for it to be statistically significant
>>62064892>stablecoinsRetarded if so because they're centrally controlled from US and their funds can just be frozen. That happened many times already. Bitcoin and XMR exist for a reason
>>62064877The reason the middle east is so fucked (besides isreal) is white people build everything of value and brown socialists demand it for free. Suez crises was becuase Egypt could not honor 20 more years of British tolls for building it. Iran is litterally becuase they refused to give BP anything after building there oil industry. It would not end well. India and Brazil brag about how they steal US medicine IP. Whites build, browns deserve it becuase colonialism we were kangz.
WARS CANCELLED!!!!!
>>62064878So no ground operation announcement. Maybe a small pump again tomorrow into Easter weekend then the operation starts? At least not a dump tomorrow?
anybody else catch this this morning? this is actually fucking nuts. extremely bullish for the fed honestly, finally acknowledging how retarded their in house modeling is. in the long run this might completely redress powell's dogshit track record
>>62064902>Claude vibetrade for me. make no mistakes!
>>62064911far too what? The SPX data I have goes back to 1927. I can't make up more years that don't exist.
>>62064892>1$
HE JUST SAID HE'S NATIONALIZING MICRON OOOOOOOOOOOOO
nationalize tiktok thots and give me 3, now
>>62064928you wouldn't no what to do with them
>>62064923>I can't make up more years that don't exist.That doesn't mean you can draw whatever conclusions you want from limited data and that them as anything more than spurious correlations.
>>620649199 ET
Speech tonight confirmed to NOT be ground invasion related. Effect on market tomorrow faggots?https://x.com/RT_com/status/2039454869178724829?s=20
>>62064930how hard could it be to feed someone into a woodchipper?
>>62064926?
>>62064930theyd dance around and id jack off, same as it ever was
>>62064936Haha April Fools....
>>62064930SEX
>>62064930Mario tennis 64 baby!
>>62064923I also wonder if it's related to the old adage 'sell in may, then go away'. Anyway, I wouldn't put any stock in it personally. But cool analysis nonetheless
>>62064931Read what I posted. I didn't draw any conclusions. Sounds like you did though. Want to share what you think?
Go down you dumb faggot stock market
>>62064940CHICKEN AND WANIGISH
5 MINUTES TO LAUNCHCam on boeing
>>62064931correlation is cause, cage did all that
>>62064836should've invested in diapers like that one anon
>trump announces that weve won the war>iran is begging for a ceasewire, we've obliderated their military assets>that our allies pussied out and that we will be leaving in two weeks>trump declares peace in the middle east>we start bombing iran next year after the midterms
>>62064950is it boeing really? I wouldn't go
>>62064891downpicrel is last year when the convertible debt was starting to be dumped onto retail baggies after gamma traders were done harvesting vol. now they have the preffered shenanigans. you can grab AGNC (real) for 14% or STRC (ponzi) for 11.5%. they'll have to eventually pay 20% to attract new capital and burn all that cash they raised to keep it at 100. this has become EXTREMELY OBVIOUS to everyone watching. next leg down on MSTR will not stop until single digits
>>62064952i invest directly into my diapers
He's going to complain about Europe and birthright citizenship. Then 45 minutes of contradicting himself and nothing will be learned.
>moon mission coinciding with stocks mooningfucking masons
>>62064945>implying Lol, ok whatever anon. I already shared my thoughts - it's meaningless as it's statistically insignificant, but it's fun chitchat.
>>62064826how did you get my grok imagine prompts?
>>62064907>dcaing on the other side toowhat do you mean? entering short positions?
>>62064956oh, no you're wrong sorry. Artemis is launching
>>62064961fits nicely with the purim war and the upcoming passover war crimesalso SPY went into Friday 13th at 666
OH MY GOSH AN ARTEMIS 2 JUST FLEW OVER MY APARTMENT
We getting a black dude to see the dark side of the moon for the first time ever and I guarantee you he's got a KMB brand depends on.LONG KMB WE GOT INTERDIMENSIONAL BLACK DIAPER DUDES
who's going to be fucking who on the ship?
>>62064966is bitcoin onboard?
some reason I think diaper anon is faggler
>>62064976Donald Trump is and he's pro bitcoin
>TTP>wasn't a panicanbeing rewarded feels so good bros
>>62064978We're actually neighbors, but my mom won't let me hang out with him anymore after he tried to take my diaper off to suck my penis
>>62064788Baggie baggie, oily euro baggie
Trump speech
>>62064962>funyeah that is what I was saying
>>62064985stfu annoying ass fat yankoid
>>62064836>just lying down and accidentally squeezed a wrong gas and turned into wet crap that's a mess in my shorts and on legs. now I have to sit down spray wipe take a shower and change under clothesif you were paying attention to the technicals, you would have noticed a short interest spike right next to your bottomclassic bottom signalbetter luck next time I guessinvest in natgas futures, you know, just for insurance purposes. never know what might happenstay safe brotha
>>62064986>a few more weeks>withdraw from NATOoh wow, my puts better print. I earned this
>>62064974all of them
>>62064986>yeah so it’s pretty much done basically>the most dominant military victory anyone’s ever seen
>>62064988>I'm open to the cluster of crisis years being Easter outpreformers being a coincidence, but I would then call it a pretty big coincidence
>>62064959same even though it's always dumping
>>62064861so interesting that good easter week returns correlate to bad annual returns2.69 looks like it's getting into the danger zone, but still pretty close to the rest of the lower numbers in terms of absolute valuelooks like above 3.5 is bad, and under 2 is good
>>62064965you want to be adding through the bottom and continuing to add as the market starts to go back up after the bottom ideallyitd be really bad if you got all your money in a few months too early and then you had to eat the final flushout
>>62064986>>620649922 more weeks to flatten iran
I had 10 piece mcnuggets and ended up shitting myself in bed and want to sue donalds over this shit
>>62064986Lol I knew it, seethe at Europe and blah blah
>theyre showing a CGI spaceship now its over whole crew is dead
>>62064984niggas really out there crippin in diapers
>finally catch a slight drop in SNDK during the tech revival>during the dump
>>62065004americans have Europe rent free in their heads, it's so sad
>>62064986>anon did I ever tell you about that one time I defeated Iran.
>>62064951i'm about ot watch Lord of War. should i wear floaties? my neighbor has a pool and it's raining
>>62064892>stablecoinspetro dollar?nahnow we petro-crypto-dollarsounds cooler, and more sci fi. I like it
>>62065000Oh i see what you mean yeah.
>>62065014When I buy grey market stuff from china they usually want payment in USDC
>>62064931there's a correlation between people drown and nic cage movies?OMG BAN HIM FROM HOLLYWOOD!!and we need to investigate the POOL stock. something's fishy about the way they do business. Probably!
are we ready for oil baggies and bobos to get absolutely blasted as spy hits 670 tomorrow!
>>62065019New Trump Truth just dropped.
>>62064951>correlation is cause, cage did all thatTrue!He must be stopped>>62064954>>trump announces that weve won the war>>iran is begging for a ceasewire, we've obliderated their military assets>>that our allies pussied out and that we will be leaving in two weeks>>trump declares peace in the middle east>>we start bombing iran next year after the midtermsalso trueand kek at the last part
>>62064989Baggie baggie out of gas faggy
monero is the only crypto that has a real world use case
>>62064994>>yeah so it’s pretty much done basicallyall the way done, basicallytotally finished, just aboutwe are DONE with them and they are FINISHED, more or lessjust a wee bit more bombing
Trump just returned America to the moon and you still doubt him?
>>62065025Oh really how many monreo in can be printed and are in existence
>>62065003>I had 10 piece mcnuggets and ended up shitting myself in bed and want to sue donalds over this shitshoulda paid attention to the short interest spike in bedsnever gonna make it, not gonna liefor real, for real
>>62065025>checks moneroholy fucking shit it's making higher lows
MOON MISSION FAILED
>>62065031Ys
moon missions? in this economy?
>>62064861so a small red tomorrow to save the year?big green and its over?i will go all in on the year as a result of this
FUCKKK MY MOTHER TOLD ME BOOTS ON THE GROUND. WHY DIDNT SHE TELL ME EARLIER SO I CAN INVERSE HER AND I GO ALL IN ON SPY CALLS REEEE
Less than 7 minutes until the next rocket disaster
two three weeks of marines is more than enough to open the hormuz
>>62065042>FUCKKK MY MOTHER TOLD ME BOOTS ON THE GROUND. WHY DIDNT SHE TELL ME EARLIER SO I CAN INVERSE HER AND I GO ALL IN ON SPY CALLS REEEEclassic contrarian indicatorthe mother short interest spike. most effective with short mothers who short, tall mothers though? Statistically insignificantthen you have the tall mother short. Classic indicator
>>62065037>Billions for space>Pennies for assistance with my 72m 14% APR Super Duty® F-350® King Ranch® Truck loan
did i missed the big dipper or was i correct in not trusting trump lies to manipulate the market? nothing have fundamentally changed with iran. i just have a feeling he's going to escalate because the market going to close for 3 days.
oh wow ircg just flew over my house begging for a ceasefire
how many trumpcoins gets you safely through the strait?
>>62065051Why do Iranian officials all look like zesty versions of Bad Bunny?
Why is this a big deal if it's just the moon...
The longer weekend definitely is going to be used for this war.
>>62065053niggers are niggers bro, simple
So did /biz/ get any board-specific captchas? I only so the usual ones.
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/Vb3IMTJjzfo?si=65aUphmqUNH7g0fd
>>62065059
>>62065020war is escalating tonight with trump's speechtomorrow blood redvictory declaration monday morning an hour before the market opens
whats a captcha?
THEY DID ITUSA USA USAGOLDEN AGE BEGINS TODAY
TODAY WE ARE CANCELING THE BEAR
Artemis it will show the new regime in iran we have won today and the need to beg for surrender
Oh lord I’m still oiling
>>62065065they must be trying to harvest only the most autistic incel humans in existence with the new captchas
>>62065037It's fake and gay so they don't have to spend much anyway
BIG TECH BIG OIL ALLIANCE
rocket launch successwe did it reddit!
did trump speak yetmarket go down so I don't feel dumb pleasetyfyattm
>>62065094He speaks in 1 bong and 40 bings
>US has oil and can go to the moon>Europe has no oil and can't go to the moon
>>62065098Europe also does not have aid conditioning
>>62065097cheers luv
>>62065098>>62065101yurop fuckin sucks
If Trump tries to withdraw from NATO, it means he's fully compromised by Israel and they're planning to attack Turkey next. It also means all of the most unhinged schizo theories about this conflict are coming true, and that they're actively trying to start WW3 to fulfill jewish end times prophecy. Max long on oil, max short on tech. Stack physical deenz and ammo.
>>62064892So all this war did was create a Petro Yuan
>>62065113have sex incel
>>62065094>tyfyattmPronounciation: Ty-Fia-TumDefinition: To show appreciation for listening to or reading a messageUsage: Becky has the fattest ass and I want to send my marines straight into her hormussy, tyfyattm senpai, iykwim frfr
>>62064838decades. and its more of a decline not a death. Ironically wars make it stronger in the near term.
>>62064861>2008>Dotcom>1929Jesus it has it all
>>62065098Apparently there are a lot of rare gasses or elements on the moon that we can make a ton of money from too.
>Traders in the prediction markets recently assigned a roughly 65% chance that the U.S. and Iran will announce a cease-fire by June 30, up from roughly 52% in late March, according to Polymarket. We're rallying on a 65% chance of the war ending after 4 months. This is bullshit
>>62064892kek literally the end of the order built since the end of WWII and enforced by the US Navy
>>62065133no one cares about polyshit. it's reactive, not predictive
>>62065117HAVE SEX HAVE SEXPoop my pants again poop my pants. Poop my pants HAVE SEX HAVE SEX
>>62065136it is unironically more forward looking than the stock market
>>62065138understandable
>>62065144there's no liquidity. it's not a signal bearing market, it's just a playground for whales to LARP as insiders.
>>62065144ironically true
>>62065138>Poop my pants again poop my pants. Poop my pants HAVE SEX HAVE SEXshould have shorted your shitnow look at you
Iran has the possibility to do the funniest shit during the surrender speechhttps://files.catbox.moe/ougrmx.mp4
>>62065149The only liquidity is in my pants
>US goes to the moon>even brings along a token canadian pet>meanwhile, in europe
>>62065149>there's no liquidity.you know what they say about liquidity
>>62065175i'm italian i confirm
>>62065124>In Roman mythology, Luna is the divine feminine embodiement of the moon.gas you say?
anyone else crap themselves today?
>>62065115stablecoins are backed by treasuries. and iran was already selling oil to china for yuan. and nobody else is switching. and when you think about it, it's a silicon-dollar now babe. there's a whole lot more holding up our currency than the oil trade. but i think we'll have to wait and see what kind of deal is signed to find out what all actually changed with iran.someone was talking about losing their job last thread and i was very worried it was you, hope you're ok.
How long till orange turd starts waffling?
>>6206520265 min
>>62065185gasolio bungholio lmao
>>62065188i havent yet but im thinking about an impromptu pants crapping to close out the day
>>62065188I mean honestly who didn't is the real question
SPACE SHIP TOILET PROBLEMS LMAO
>the market has surged back to...>levels far lower than it was previously before this stupid war>aren't you thankful?
>>62065215You have got to beshitting me
>>62065204Cheers bud.
>>62064912do you still think nations exist?
>>62064884the fed can literally legally burn oil stacks on their country and there'd have been nothing citizens could hae done about it
>>62065215should have sent all jeets. don't need a toilet or food, they can just reinjest it.
>>62065222babe i miss you. i know you saw my comment it's in the screenshot. who's that anime girl and what makes you like her? i was able to solve one of the novelty captchas because of you btw, i'm not having an easy time with them otherwise.
>>62065215FIRE IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM OH NO NO NO NO
One hour until a jewish doomsday cult announces it's ending the world.
BREAKING: President Trump’s speech on Iran is expected to outline that the United States may need to use ground troops to secure highly enriched uranium that has been buried deep in the country’s mountains, according to Fox News.
>who's that anime girl and what makes you like her?WHOSE THAT ANIME GIRL?!YOU FUCKING REDDIT TOURIST NIGGER DEFENDER CONGRATS YOU GOT ME TO FUCKING FINALLY RESPOND JUST TO TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF AGAIN
>>62065218Enjoy the Q4 2025 levelsWe're going to Q1 2025 levels
>>62065243uff, spy to 500 them
>>62065251I'm not a day trader. The market overall is bullish or else it wouldn't exist. The only time being a bear makes sense is if you're a major financial institution otherwise you're just praying to time their moves.
Is this bullish?
>>62065250yeah but who dat anime girl doe
>>62065250babe, when i got here, they were spamming this image. to me you're the tourist. i was here before redd*t existed, you migrated from it after they ejected racists. but that's ancient history. calm down please. let me love you to health. press the reset button on this conversation and tell me how your day went you poor hurt thing.
>>62065253We've heard everything and its opposite from "news agencies" since this morning. We'll know soon enough.
>>62064820What's the buy then? SLV?
>>62065254On those terms, get ready for discounts
>>62065262I've seen all these images a million times and idk who they are I don't watch mainstream anime or play mainstream video games and I'm not a memecuck
>>62065250BASED
>>62065263it will most likely be something like nato bashing and "we are reaching our objectives, 2 more weeks"
>>62065272if he says "2 more weeks" I will go all in on SQQQ
>>62065266yeah we're all expecting a post trump spiel crash with some ironic news headline claiming it was because of some unrelated but totally related event that occurred just like the last...every single time.
Trump about to save america in 42 minutes TTPPanicans already lost
>>62065243>>62065253I feel like the attention it's asking for demands a big, bearish announcement. Otherwise, there's no need for all the showmanship to do preemptive damage control.
>>62065250can you guess which copypasta i wrote? do you even remember those? babe i've left 4chan more times than you've arrived.
>>62065188I'm doing it quite literally now. Just nose cone'ing one out.>Separation confirmed
TRUMP HAS ANNOUNCED THE DEPLOYMENT OF OSRS PKERS TO THE STRAIGHTBUY NOW HOLY FUCK
Which will peak first? Gold at $10k or oil at $250?
I doubt many will be comfortable holding over Easter no matter what he says. I'll be buying any big dip into close tomorrow but only with about 20% of my cash. Plenty room for it to dip more after.
and i know how stupid that comment is. 2 is more than 1. but this place is hard to leave and you know it. that's what i want though. out again and with you.and i just got the tomoko captcha and solved it. i still don't know the nature of this girl, they did used to post her on r9k a lot though, i think she was the stinky pervert... that's alright though because i don't get out much, you'll only have to pass for an elegant lady a few hours at a time.
>omgosh you don't know who Yoshika Miya is ?? you must not be from here you have to go back, bot
>>62065275>some unrelated but totally related event that occurred just like the lastAliens.
>>62064820>>62064845>>62064838it died once the usa could not have prevented russia and china from to have acquired nuclear weapons. financial and consumer markets have been cash outs on civilian iq thresholds capable of production and maintenances of weapons that had been used otherwise. it will take until august or december for wagies to have become unable to not have chosen between electronic entertainment and non necessary nutrition for anyone in the us or europe to not have had one million usd to have thrown on a trash can at any time.maybe the dollar will hyperinflate and maybe there won't be a dollar since the trasury will have issued virtual coins. working class or non rich americans don't seem to have realized to have lived under austerity since the first dollar bill had been printed. the pound is still more expensive than the dollar
>>62065286I need it to close below $650 tomorrow. If it tanks after his little speech I'm gonna chug beers
>>62065297We’re going to 670 you panican
let me change things for you
>>62065286>>62065297the rich can prop up markets until bodies hit the floor regardless of the masses and most have sold stakes on whatever either baggies wouldn't have held or wouldn't have been profitable to have bought enough to have dipped markets with
>>62065304>>62065311schizophrenia
fun fact: markets don't dip because of mass sales, markets dip because either the rich won't buy or would only have bought cheap
According to FOX, Trump may inform the public that ground troop deployment could be required to take Iran’s uranium.
>>62065322he pops open a can that was... already open? nice ai jeets
>persian editionIs this like that time you guys were all talking about raping that Greenland schoolgirl?
>>62065329is that what gave it away?
you know what ye said about presidents after a hurricane? it's nearly that for markets. financial markets do not care about poor people and poor is anyone with less than a million usd used per transaction
I have sold my leveraged SNDK. I know there's been a lot of fud lately about prices of ram and memory crashing (cyclical) and I made the big brain choice that if Trump launches another attack the market will shit the bed again so I'm gonna wait lol/>>62065325So his announcement hasn't happened yet?
>>62065325Do they even have uranium? I don't believe anything out of Israel/muttland; sounds like Iraqi WMDs 2.0.
What are you going to do with your wealth when you /makeit/, smg? I was thinking about that earlier today, at my wagecage. I'd hire animal handlers to come around my mansion. Bring me a snake, show it to me. Bring me a monitor lizard, and one of those cute gibbons. Bring me a tapir. I want to feed an apple to a tapir. He'd wiggle his stupid fucking nose around while he ate it. So cute. I'd also fuck a lot of whores. Orange better have SOMETHING entertaining for us. Last time I watched the dude talk it was a booooring nothing speech.
>>6206533622 more minutes until it begins
>>62065332i was a believer until that, i mean looks real enough, seems like a thing someone could do
>>62065338because it is. americans can't not have goldfish memories. what are they gonna do? revolt?
>>62065251this isn't a very good threat. I hope it does go back to Q1 2025.>btut the democrats will winThey were gonna win anyway, Trump just made the market much more attractive to buy. Historically the market is only up 1% during midterm years from beginning to end. So if this shit goes back to S and P 5500 and then rockets back to 7070 by EOY, this time I'm full porting the biggest bullcase shit possible like I should have done last year or the year before or the year before. 2027-2028 will be S and P 9000.
>FOX NEWS: President Trump’s speech on Iran is expected to outline that the United States may need to use ground troops to secure highly enriched uranium that has been buried deep in the country’s mountains.if this is true, you redditors gonna get assraped worse than my MU shares and kevin nash ass in 92.
>>62065250the thing about not knowing much anime is you get to teach me. you get to share what you love with me. and i'm hoping i have a lot to show you too, i think i do. i want to know more about you and the things you like, and i want to learn about them from you. i thought you were more like this girl anyways, you're like a bizarro don quixote almost, fighting for what's bad against the future. you have the same spirit as san i think.
>>62065342I'm going to make more money since my youth was wasted being poor and I'll definitely be 40+ by the time I make it.
>Reports of missile attack against UAE>Reports of dozens of very violent explosions in Jerusalem>Ongoing attack against Prince Sultan airbase>Reports of an impact in the north as well possible direct hit, possible building collapseLooks like a calm comfy night
>>62065351yea that doesnt bode well for my calls
>>62065351What do redditors invest in?
>>62065358well, going to prepare some camomila tea
>>62065359fwiw, I have puts and nothing good ever happens to me.
>futures pumpinginsiders know its going to be neon green
>>62065367i make hella money and am smarter than everyone else so yea you're probably fucked
Space.
>looking at a few stocks last night>see one got a rating upgrade a few days ago from market edge (purely technical algorithmic reports)>it's already late so I just shrug my shoulders and throw 1000 on it, market price at open, and call it a night>up 6% today>up 10% since its rating change a week agoI know this is mostly luck but it kinda hits home something nagging me for a while - is a purely technical investment strategy the ultimate blackpill?
>>62065358>Reports of>Sources say>Insiders familiar with the situation Yawn. Come back with real news bobo.
10 MINUTES UNTIL ORANGE NIGGER ARMEGEDDON
>>62065250love yourself a little babe and maybe you'd understand me more. and i don't mean admire yourself you do enough of that. treat yourself like someone you care about.
>>62065368it’s Passover, Jews are not allowed to fight. Why do you think the announcement is tonight?
ayy where the chopped unc's at?nvm yall right here haha
>>62065384>t. takes one to know one
>>62065381About 25m then. Cunts always late.
Trump "the real enemy is Canada"
BULL or BEARCALL IT
>>62065384nah we smart money now cus
>>62065384shieet youngin you better chill before crash out fr fr on god
>>62065391my repeating numbers say bull
>>62065383>Neon nonce announces invasion>Btw kikes won't be participating due to Passover
Henlo. We are invading Greenland, Canada, Cuba, Iran and the usa all at once. Okay bye
>>62065391
Why are we pumping?Bears are hooked, it's over, we're going back to ATH
it's going to nigger nuke as soon as he opens his mouth, isnt it.......
here's a stream so we can watch togetherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxi23GrKX-U
>>62065391i called bull yesterday 690 by next fridday and i retire
>>62065406It’s like JoeDirt when they look at the moon. Thx anon. Hopefully we’re not eating off a big asteroid turd like him
>>62065401it always starts with big pumps as hypebeasts and morons buy on every falsehood. then the buy orders are fulfilled as more sensible people dump their bags on those ill-informed orders.
>>62065406Thank you anon <3I love habbenings
>>62065412Fish
>>62065409life's a garden, dig it
He's going to announce they had to give Iran the anus of Baron Trump in exchange for Hormuz.
Ahhh sell the news
>>62065405fuck you all
>>62065417
>>62065418>>62065418>>62065418
Pls senor trump end the war manyana.
>>62065391Obvious bear through April. Then we rip.
Quiet, all of you. We're approaching TACO.
>>62065351UUUU chuds it's now or never!
>>62065250babe i love you with all my heart. and if you did lose your job i will take care of you.
>>62064788>"we may destroy ALL the iranian oil"WTFWTFF OIL TO INFINITY
