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Trump speech summary
why did millions of americans vote for this fascist turd?
2 TO 3 MORE WEEKS
A new oil baggie is born
futes gripping
>>62065826be we hate nigger women
What's the best stock to buy now that he said his nothingburger of a speech
>>62065816I love how he throw both asia & europa under the buss, america century of humiliation
> futures
PRICEDIN
Fucking hell I miss when the US was run by adults
>>62065811>>62065826
Chances that boots go on the ground Friday given the markets are closed for Good Friday?
should've full ported puts instead of pussying out with a fraction, risk management my ass
>>62065851come on lil guy hurray
>Futures
>>62065826because a few cities a thousand of miles away from them have transgender and gay people, illegal immigrants who work the most menial of jobs, and people say tongue in cheek that they hate white people.
>>62065859boots are on the ground since like 30 mins ago
Imagine how red you would be right now if you had listened to those literal israeli government shills begging you to short oil. kek
>>62065850just buy oil from america panican
"Sorry, no sneakers. Try again in 2 weeks"
>>62065865Same, I grabbed a spread with a 1:4 risk:reward, max payout if it closes below $650 tomorrow. only put $2k in though. I REALLY wanted to break some rules and toss in a lot more.
>>62065865Risk management is how you retire at 55No risk management is how you retire at 25 or 30, either because you made it or because you offed yourself due to losing everything
>>62065859Zero at this point. And in general.
>futures
Yup looks like my put and oil will be printing tomorrow gentlemen.
>>62065877
I'm surprised it's not down more. We need to be sub $630.
>>62065878The best part is we likely will not see below $102 for a while
Bros… there will be body bags tomorrow…
GROUND INVASION, BABY!
Panicans are going to seethe tomorrow when we’re up another 1% marketwide lmao
>>62065886They're amassing forces and assets that are used in ground assaults, you're a retard if you think they're not going to be used
I feel like that entire speech was an April Fools' Fuck You joke to the American people.
>>62065894lmao i wonder who funded this bet
>>62065826israel faked an assassination attempt on trump, advanced biden's alzheimers prematurely, and chose kamala as a vice president
>>62065894Is it worth some big firm's time to bust and liquidate these shorts?
well good thing i only bought 700 worth of calls and not 5k
>>62065897How have you shills not killed yourselves yet? If you actually had any positions in the market, you would he so utterly red right now.
>>62065826His opponent was not democratically selected.
>>62065891i spent a few minutes on /pol/ trying to keep up with this shit and this image is definitely true of the ones that post there
>>62065890BasedMore ameriniggers for the meat grinder
>>62065914Cry more bitch boy, America won
>>62065894BahahaYeah. Real smart those pros. MORAL OF THE STORY: everyone but me is retarded
>>62065894better reinforce the windows
I will say this. THANK YOU TRUMP for clearing out all those hedges yesterday and today, VIX calls this morning were a no brainer. Easy 45 now
Trump is casually making civilization ending threats to Iran. They'd be fully justified in building nukes. Hell they'd be stupid not to do it.
>>62065914Dont care slurping more cheapiesThe nothing burger war will be over in 2 weeksPanicans will have egg on their face
The insider trading is getting so elaborate that he's tanking the market the day before everyone figured he would
>>62065929Thank you for funding my retirement and my turbocharger
>>62065929I doubt you have any money at all. Larper.
>>62065896who's that semen demon
So...What does this tweet mean for future market dynamics?
WHY is it not down more?
>>62065855This is why I’m keeping my entire portfolio in XOM calls for the next few weeks. People on here think that’s crazy even though the ramifications of the conflict have barely been felt yet.
Bull bros we were the April fools
>>62065936we are returning back to the stone age
>>62065928They'd be suicidal if they didn't already have a couple nukes stashed away
>>62065936Prediction markets on what Trump will say during speeches are now alpha
Miss me yet?https://x.com/KamalaHarris/status/2039500709318598735
>>62065938Careful if VIX goes high enough correlations will go to 1
>>62065946no
>>62065894TOTALBOBOVICTORY
>>62065936Cavemen loved goldDinosaurs became oilLong gold and oil
>>62065946>a few thoughts>comepltely blank
>>62065938Does XOM grow faster than oil?
>>62065936Increased man sized tissues sales, to clean up after he finishes?
>>62065928Are you serious? The Iranian people are under a dictatorship that has been killing millions of their people and neighbors alike for 50 years. If anything it’s criminal that Trump hasn’t done more. He should be using tactical nikes in Tehran and should have taken out their entire power grid to pressure the people to rebel against their rulers.
>>62065938Do they make more with prices being higher? Or do they absorb that cost and pass it on?
>>62065952no try GTE
>>62065954Alright chaim, calm down.
>>62065946>le opposite political pt will save us me meif you invested in sp500 in '22 you lost 20% and paid $5 for gas. in 5 years I'd describe trumps impact on stocks as average which is fine
>>62065952Considering oil has been kept down by various government measures so far I think it’s a good bet to just go in on businesses that stand to make a lot of revenue from this.
What's the MSTR of oil
>>62065956I've already got positions in Canadian oil, since 60% of US imports are from there I'm sure it'll grow
>>62065954> Are you serious? The Iranian people are under a dictatorship that has been killing millions of their people and neighbors alike for 50 years. If anything it’s criminal that Trump hasn’t done more. He should be using tactical nikes in Tehran and should have taken out their entire power grid to pressure the people to rebel against their rulers.Do you think Iran is North Korea with hijabs?
Is "TRUST THE PLAN, TWO MORE WEEKS" posting back?Also,HOGBROS STAY WINNING
>>62065954>we have to glass them before they gas themselves! KEK holy shit this is peak stuff anon
>>62065960I've just bet on oil directly, I'd think those companies might go down because of the damage but who knows anymore in this clown market
>>62065952>>62065955Oil and gas producers are at the base of the supply chain and can charge more for the product without incurring additional costs. So they win out by having low cost wells that produce a barrel for $40-50 and can sell it for double or triple that.They also take the long terms futures market into consideration. So the front month futures can go down, but further out go up, and the equities are still up and vice versa.Generally it's just a more stable way to play the disruption than futures or other financial instruments.
>gas themselves*glass
kek "kek oil baggies" baggiesOh, and unironically, this "two or three more weeks" of this shit and people will actually start fighting in the entire G20 fro a bit of oil
>>62065954>tactical nikesSend in the niggers.
>>62065963i thought GTE was colombian
WORLD IS STARTING TO BEND THEIR KNEE TOWARDS IRAN
>>62065964He will never forgive them for making him nuke them
>>62065946she would've been mediocre at best but that would still be miles above the shitshow we've gotten now
>>62065961BNO
America won, panican.
I admit defeat bear niggersI will be back in 2 weeks to gloat
>>62065972I don't have that timeline people have been posting but pretty sure 2-3 more weeks takes us into very real shortages stage and next leg up
>>62065975Oil is cheap it's under 100 bucks. Basically free actually.Why are they kneeling?
>>62065894AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDon't ever forget these guys were posting right here in our thread.
I AM JACK MACKINTOSH, THE OIL KINGAS per my previous communication, the same crowd IS INVITED TO THE NYSE on WALL STREET for PLENTIFUL giving of THANKS for FUNDING MY RETIREMENT. I PROMISE THAT FREE rope will be available to BOVINE SCUMI am Jack Mackintosh, the Oil King.
We could have just let Iran nuke Israel and it would have solved 2 problems.
>>62065984screencapped to bully when we are still 2 more weeks away then
>>62065986They cannot actually buy it because Japan and Europe will outbid them or hire tanker charters to go pick up oil and deliver it to them directly.
More seriously it's probably a good idea to get a solar or hand crank phone charger, in case the worst happens. Winning on oil calls doesn't really make me happy cause it means we're in for months or years of deep shit.
You niggers haven't even seen anything yet. There are over $100B of oil shorts that need to unwind during a supply crunch. I fucking told you this would happen.
>>62065894Oil will go to zero.
no speech would’ve been better
>>62065981Why is it down after hours?
>>62065975I mean if Iran just designates everyone but the US and Israel as "non-hostile" and shipping continues again they lose their leverage
>>62065997So what happens when it's life or death and the government puts their whole resources to get that oil?
>>62065999its fine we'll just refinance the oil
>>62065998You must be a leftist otherwise you'd use fossil fuels or wood. Solar panels are leftist.
>futuresdrill baby drill
>>62066002???
>>62066006If you've figured how to generate electricity with just wood I'd like to invest in you with my call earnings
Thank you mrpreisdent
just print more oil
>>62065946noI miss Biden thoughDoing nothing while your enemies chimp out is pretty conclusively better than chimping out while your enemies do nothing
>>62066004They get outbid by rich people who are also doing that
>>62066008Weird
>>62065998cheatcode:bicycle + step up gearset + car alternator + batteries + invertor = household electricity
>>62066003The world playing along with their toll would be the end of the petrodollar and tacit acceptance of Iran's right to toll the strait
>>62065954I know you're trolling but Israelis unironically stroke their circumcised willies to this thought.
is there a chance jerome will show up at the speech and announce a rate cut?
Wait so whats the summary of the speech
We're laughing, but really, what kind of jewish trick will they use tomorrow 30 minutes before the open?You KNOW they will bullshit it yet again. i'm fucking sick of this clown show and this STUPID ASS MARKET buying it EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>62065900i think they're just verifying the threat at this point babe. i still think this will go better than you fear. i'm hoping and praying it does at least.
>>62066020see >>62065816>>62066021same
>>62066021Na its over. SPYs going on the McValue menu
>>62066020We're already done, but also not, even though we've already won weeks ago, we still gotta go a bit more, but we can't tell for how long exactly, but it's almost finished, yet we also have already won weeks ago to make that clear
>>62066015Oh, afterhours closes at 8pm
>>62066017Might = RightCrying and shidding and farding on Truth Social doesn't win wars
>>62066016skpi the batteries and the inverter plug the alternator right into an outlet, it makes AC. The electric company will have to pay you for backfeeding power into the system
>>62066019No, the Fed governors have been discussing inflation risks and rate hikes because of this. Learn the difference between a demand-side crisis like covid and a supply-side crisis like this one.
>>62065984How do you see this situation as improving, I'm genuinely curious.
>>62066021So close to total bobina enjoyment...*CIRCUIT BREAKERS BLOCK YOUR PATH*
>>62066016You can buy dynamo chargers that fit on bike wheels, it'll be much easier to drive than a car alternator lol. Pretty sure they'd have fast charging ones at this point
>>62066028oh, my bad g. it shows me overnight prices for SPY so I thought it applied to everything (I only use RH to check AH/ON prices in browser, not as my brokerage)
>>62066020The critical detail is that he did not TACO
You guys do this every time oil goes up a few dollars. Then reality sets in and it gets beaten down and you get called baggies. This time will be the same. See you tomorrow baggies.
>>62065952No, but XOM, CVX, BP, COP, etc will make money hand over fist when oil is above $90 and are large enough to ride out short term negative disruptions to the market without long term negative impacts to their balance sheet. XOM is also by far the biggest player in the chemical feedstock and plastics business which are not as sensitive to oil prices. XOM has raised its dividend every year for nearly 50 years. CVX has as well, however it is more upstream focused and has a higher yield. For this reason it also trades at a higher p/e than XOM most of the time. If you want to just speculate on wild price swings buy one of the leveraged ETFs or oil futures.
>>62065998I've got a bunch of flights around europe throughout this year starting next week and stretching to October. I'm not hopeful I'll be taking many of them.
>>62066010>boil water with wood stove to produce steam that turns a turbine or rod/piston
>>62066017But them closing the strait is also the only way they're going to get the US to stop attacking and for the IRGC to remain in control of Iran, by closing the strait they're making it so costly economically and politically the US will have to concede just like in the Vietnam War
>>62065922>not even landing on itPathetic, give it a little wave as you beta-orbit on by.
>>620660202 more weeks
>>62066039Post losses, loser.
>>62066043OF COURSE IT'S BOILING WATER AGAIN GODDAMNIT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M SCAMMED ON NEW ENERGY
>>62066016>car alternatorBetter with a treadmill motor. It puts out DC. Alternator makes AC.
>>62066053Bruh, do you even thermodynamics?
>>62066020>strait is closed?>not our problem>clean it up nato jannies
>>62066035i mean for ELECTRICITY not electricity>>62066030can't tell if this is a joke lmao>>62066053kek
>>62066040I've just got calls for oil, I'm pretty sure even if they don'y end up in the money they'll gain enough from speculation to earn good money
>>62066049Im in tech and im fine you dumb faggot. I made plenty of money and sold before close. Gonna buy some more cheapies and ride them up again. I dont quibble over a few dollars of oil. Now call me a jew or something. Fucking pathetic.
>>62066056
happy april fools everyone
>>62066044that's war babe. they're bloodletting contests. they're definitely putting pressure on the global economy but i don't imagine it's fun enduring a bombing campaign. it makes a lot of sense for them to change their ways and make a deal, they're gone really far down a bad path and they don't want to give it up for nothing. you can understand that.
Thinking about speccing into grease.
tonight was classic sell the news, love it when markets make sense
>>62065811>fell for the FUCKING APRIL FOOLS rallysuch many cases
>>62066058You'll be generating the same amoint of power anyways, which is ridiculously little. Do you know how tiring pedaling at 200 W is? That'll only fast charge your phone
SUPER CHUD PLEASE SAVE US
>>62065936You don't have to tell me twice
>>62066056more seriously "what goes in goes out" is what I remember from that class
Bill auction + job reports tomorrow. That’s potential for the first -3% down day, better pray we’re entering recession or yields are gonna blow out. Only thing stopping hikes is a “weak” job market
>>62066039Why is oil so cheap when you buy it on the stock market but so expensive when you load up your car with it? Why don't the pumps buy cheap oil from the stock market?
>>62066053You can use wood to build a sluice and a water wheel to power a turbine.
>>62066065where are all those dickbutts to tell you to zig when everyone zags on "sell the news" meme? why isn't anyone buying every last drop to cuck these faggots who do the same predictable shit every time
>>62066075YOU'VE SWINDLED ME FOR THE LAST TIME WATER NATION
>>62066077I just buy cereal and makeup bossman.
Is it suicidal to hold oil because it's heading to something like 0 dollars due to american overproduction?
>>62066034I'd be so happy if the market crashed 30%. Its not going yo happen though.
eeeeeeeerm
why wouldn't Iran launch their most devastating attack on Israel over the weekend when it would hurt them most? who wrote this low quality predictable war script? your son? the fuck
>>62066086what the spruce
Reportedly 500 billions has been wiped off from SP500 futures lmao
>>62066086>+$4literal nothingburger
tomorrow a ceasefire will be declared, Barron just wanted some red before he throws another billion into futures tomorrow morning
>>62065835He mixed it up this week though. Let markets fall on Monday then released the TACO. Past weeks TACO has been Sunday evening or Monday morning.
bobos won, panicans won, namefags lost,
>>62066034ughhgughgughhgh bobina!
>>62066091desu I expected them to launch it during the speech. Likely it's happening and not being reported on.
>>62066091>babe was riot again
a random kid with downs would be a better president lmao
>futures(watch to the end)
Oil will hit $500 a barrel this year because the Treasury talked everyone into shorting during a supply crunch.
>>62066063Goddamn you have to be the dumbest person who posts here. Probably a filthy tradie.
>>62066103Was this the one that brought in halos?
>>62066063This is a boomerslop post>>62066106Prob one of those "America would be fantastic if everyone was a plumber and nobody could read"I bet he's not even racist.
>>62066082If you believe in the oil play you're probably just better off shorting tech or holding SOXS or whatever
>>62066108no lol this was like 25 years early for that
Yo Lil Donnie where's my refund hoss?
>>62066103That's probably the longest I've ever watched F1 for. Unless I've dropped the remote down the side of the couch of course.
>>62066115kek baggie
>>62066099nah m8 they're saving it for sometime after market close Thursday so you can't do shit about it everyone knows this already
>>62066104Bearish even for oil companies due to demand destruction and also nonstop media fud about le demand destruction and recession which will start at around $140.
>>62066091Trump loves the weekend because then the market can't react
>>62066119looks like indy car dogshit
>>62066115>where's my refund hoss?It's a pending mark to market cash settlement on my futures statement
>>62066082>Is it suicidal to hold oil because it's heading to something like 0 dollars due to american overproduction?America's shale is tappedI suspect that there will be a lot of interest in developing more in Canada because it has projects it hasn't tapped for political reasons but is now open to.
Its overTrump couldn't even prop things up until the 3 day weekend lel
Why are (you) NOT a panican?What makes you so cool and calm?
>>62066119>>62066126It is IndyCar
>>62066133In fairness to moomoos, the market usually goes up
>>62066133I'm also this calm in the face of certain death and I don't know why
hopefully the nasdaq is down by at least 600 by open
saw this on CNN and laughed. hint it's nothing
>>62066133i havent seen the markets panic since this time last year. markets rarely panic, so i rarely panic
>>62066133i'm 10 years outnot 10 daysdumb doomercoomer
Wtf why does /smg/ hate Trump all the sudden, I thought /biz/ was a /pol/ satellite board...
>>62066133most of us are going to cash and profiting on guaranteed interest on idle cash and buying the dip when the autism subsides. shorting boomers isn't profitable
just woke up for a piss, thought I’d check and see what ol’orange said…. I fucking told you all lmao
>>62066144Trump 1 was good for the market, Trump 2 hasn't been great
>>62066133>Why are (you) NOT a panican?Because I am an informed speculator
>>62066144i think trump is a pretty cool guy, eh causes a global depression and doesn't afraid of anything
>>62066144It's just leftists who buy oil.
>>62066133The market naturally wants to go up. Therefore I know my paper loss is temporary. Its like buying SVIX when the vix is over 30. You know it's gonna come back down and you will make money. Its in its nature to come down. So there is no reason to panic.
>>62066144Trannies flood this board every time the market is red. Happened during the tariff dump last year too.
>>62066146> 30 year old burger> 50k in cash savings in a no-interest account, no investments, no cryptoHow pretty am I sitting at this point?
I think oil futures is crashing but it's probably gonna stay above 100 for a while
>>62066149>Trump 1 was good for the market6 years ago on this day people thought the world was ending and the economy was in various levels of lockdown.
>>62066144He had a choice between America and Israel, and he chose Israel. Max long on oil, max short on tech.
>>62066073But some migger genius was arguing on here yesterday that the bond market doesn't matter, so I probably wouldn't even worry about it.
>>62066159They also printed a fuckload of money and bought assets to guarantee stock market returns
>>62066157why would you do that? put your idle cash in a brokerage they all offer 3.5% or at least a hysa. 50k is nothing sorry m8
>>62066144>>62066160Forgot pic.
>>62066055interesting>>62066067it's enough to run a submersed well pump or fridge in emergencies which is the main thing.
>>62066144Who is still supporting trump at this point? He's ruined the american economy with tariffs that have caused mass layoffs and higher prices, his incompetence is hurting all the foreign govts that memed him into powerWho the fuck are you larping as, retard Why hasn't your handler changed your dialogue tree yet
damn these threads move way faster than they used to now that people trade stocks all night.
>>62066129>America's shale is tappedThere's still a fair amount, but it will depend on how much recovery rates can be improved. Also plenty in Alaska and FL west coast but politically untouchable for now. There's also the XOM/CVX project in Guyana which might as well be in the US, but more importantly it means we're still finding new sources.
>>620661332 years of expenses in HYSA. you need a cash hoard for the AI replacement jobs will be extremely hard to get in future. old advice of 3 month emergency fund is outdated.
>>62066157>28 year old burger>Poor as fuckTeach me your ways
>>62066073>“weak” job marketwhy put this in quotations when people are being laid off lmao.
>>62066133No point in panicking if I'm already rock bottom.
>>62066174Well said
>>62066174chuddy would never say that
>>62066157>cash being eaten away by inflation every day>draft ageNot great
>>62066133I am simply not going to stop contributing to my IRA, just like everyone else.
>>62066144I've been enjoying his Presidency
>>62066178HYSA exceeds inflation unless you are schizo who thinks posted inflation numbers are """fake""".
>>62066164April foolsYou lost, tranny
Honestly, the market should be sitting at -35%. At the bare minimum.The mere fact we're so close to ATH is just fucktarded. We are experiencing the biggest energy crisis in modern history, and we didn't even have a single capitulation trading session. Not even a low energy -4%Incredible.
>>62066167stocks? is that like an oil derivative?
>>62066157You have positive networth and have avoided catastophic outcomes. In the event of a personal emergency, you most likely won't need to take on debt. That's about all.Your next milestone is 6fig hell, seeing as you're halfway there it shouldn't take too long.>in no interest accountyeah.....
>>62066181He ain’t got it in a HYSA
>>62066184tankers are slow
>>62066186Get the FUCK out of my head cunt.
>>62066165A fridge if you pedal all day, sure, and a micro fridge at that. Have you ever tried pedaling even at 100W for a few hours? 90% of the population couldn't do that even with a road bike on perfect flat ground.
>>62066184Don't worry. It's coming. The longer they hold it off, the deeper it will be.
>>62066133I'm all in none US consumer staples; e.g. makeup, detergents, cereal, booze etc. Like wheat anon.
>two more weeks
>broader markets dip a little >noooo im financially ruined orange man le bad !!1grow up.
>>62066184most of the market movers are killing it in earnings calls. what's more amazing to me is how trump can cause losses in what should be a historic bull run. the war fud is op
Aaah..https://youtu.be/t4onBqilHvc?si=Qgqus_3eTT1urdT5
>>62066165>>62066193Here's an example. For reference casual cyclists do around 15-20 km/h, which would generate less than 50W
>>62066184Dumps don't happen in a day and people are still unbelievably bullish.When trump started this that weekend at the end of February, the German chancellor, the premier of Denmark, premier of Britain the president of France all these guys congratulated each other and trump for killing the ayatollah and the entire Iranian leadership. They were happy about this, they were extremely pleased and anyone who said it was wrong was dogpiled by the media. The reason? People and by extension investors are unbelievably bullish and happy about the Iran war.
>>62066204Damn it forgot vidhttps://youtube.com/shorts/710YluSHWl0?si=owt6ujncxwI4Wowo
HAVE WE WON
Why did we need a national address for what was essentially the same truth social post he's been spamming for the last two weeks?
>>62066198>market moversWhich ones?
>>62066210It becomes truer if he says it on TV
>>62066210its to check the box before the imminent ground operations
>>62066210I guess for 80 year olds who don't look at truth social
>>62066210Not everyone follows tweets.
>>62066212the ones that like 90% of investors hold you need a list for this? it's like 100 names
>>62066210Attention-whoring. Literally.Can someone set him up a streaming account so he can become an e-celeb instead and let actual adults run the country?
>>62066210>the same truth social postThat all several truth social users saw.
>>62066217LMAO EXPLAINS WHY THE MARKET ONLY CRASHED AFTER THIS
>>62066197You're an israeli that can't even legally vote in American elections
>>62066218He barely xitters now. He's stick to his truth social guns even though it's largely been a complete flop.
after reading summaries of the national address I am happy to say I slept through the speech I was tired after a hot shower and slept through the speech. sounds like it was a terribly shitty speech on national TV
>>62066217Yeah it's probably going to do wonders that now turbo normalfags were forced to watch him act like a dementia ridden grandpa and then watch their gas prices fly up the next couple days
>>62066193100W for 30 minutes is 50 watt hours. 5 minutes is 0.08333 of an hour, so call that 600 watt-fiveminutes. 3/4 horse pump or compressor needs 5 amp at 120v, 600 watt. 30 minutes gets you 5 minutes of water pressure or two/three refridgeration cycles. it works in a pinch
so I read the hormuz will open itself naturally?? is that correct? wtf does that even mean
>>62066225Why would he need to vote if he is? AIPAC exists for a reason. Voting is for physical world goys.
>>62066233you're generating DC watts thoughbeit
>>62066196*two to three more weeks
>>62066236it means things will work themselves out, okay? countries that need oil from strait (not US) will either pay iran or protect their vessels. in either case it is not the USA's problem and people need to start paying to defend their own interests.
I had to take a hot shower because craped myself and I missed the speech
and you aren't tomoko babe. you told me so. first time i found you on /pol/, remember? might've been the 2nd. you had sleepovers and friends and princess birthday parties. and you enjoyed being loved. then you called me a tranny and taunted me that a man would never treasure me. but that actually made me feel good because i had talked about treasuring you just a few days ago, knew you'd read what i wrote. and whether or not you feel like it you're my princess.markets are going to wobble tomorrow but we've bottomed already. that wasn't a doomsday speech and if we get boots on ground it will just be islands or coastline raids. maybe special ops but i'm still confident iran makes a deal.
>>62066238that's it i'm pedaling my bicycle generator right out of this thr-ACK
>>62066233>30 minutes gets you 5 minutes of water pressure or two/three refridgeration cycles. it works in a pinchA fridge uses ~1.5-2kwh per 24h depending on the weather and size of fridge.A person cycling hard generates about 100w (0.1kw).To generate the 1.5 to 2kwh for a fridge you'd need to pedal hard for about 15-20 hours per day.>T. I used to pay for electricity in cash from an unregistered meter that I'd have to buy magnetic strip cardboard cards from the building janny to switch on, so I used to monitor the baseline readings very carefully.
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>>62066242>in either case it is not the USA's problem and people need to start paying to defend their own interests.that's not very nice since we broke the dam hormuz
Who is going to make the most from this tomorrow? I'm looking at $8k on options expiring tomorrow, not including further dated puts. Any 5 digit bear kings in here?
>>62066247Did you know you could cut the magnetic strip lengthways and double your money?I knowed.
>>62066236the ice caps melt during the summer and the water flows from the mountains into the strait to lift the water level to allow access. you see we've been bombing iran to raise the temperature so the ice caps melt faster.
>YWN id
>>62066233Here is what it takes to pedal at 700W barely long enough to toast bread. You saying this shit means you've never ridden a bike lmaohttps://youtu.be/S4O5voOCqAQ?si=IPAc5PuJWq2NCAQx
>"nuhvidia"
>>62066258It's funny thinking about it because it was fucking awful and I came up with numerous schemes; e.g. researching the meters to try to override the export rate, running an extension lead from hall sockets to run a heater on full blast overnight in winter.My piece du resistance, which I never got round to implementing after running some calculations was;The water wasn't on a meter or even registered as existing (e.g. it was free). So id speculated about attaching a little electric generator to the bathroom tap and leaving it running all day connected to an electric blanket or one of those little temu low wattage heaters to try to raise the flat temperature even if only by a degree or three.
>>62066236>>62066244Turd chasers.>toilets on USS Ford clogged>sailors fighting>toilet technicians called >CPO busts into the mess deck>AYO TURD CHASERS ARE HERE>everyone busts out laughing>stop fightingLike that.
>>62066269>>62066258I also investigated getting a magnetic card reader and just cloning the cards.
>>62066263toaster is purely resistive and burning all that off for heat, of course it's not efficient you fuckassWHO'S TOASTING BREAD WITH A BIKE WHEN YOUR ELECTRIC GOES OUT
>>62066233>>62066263And for the pump you're way better off with a hand pump
I fell asleep 1 hour before the speech and was playing on watching it, it seems I did myself a favor sleeping through that terrible speech
KEK DRIFT, KEK SOLANA, KEK 200 million gone
>>62066261hearts (and markets) do change. we're well off our highs but this thing has changed direction before.
>>62066280it was bad for the market because it was a recap of what we already know rather than a war ending signal
>>62066269All we used to do was cut the cards straight down the center of the magnetic strip, then feed them into the right side of the slot. Worked fine. Until someone read the meter and we got a bill for thousands.
did he even mention the ballroom? sounds like he might as well have couldn't have made the speech worse
>>62066241>two to three more weekswe were literally told this on day 1 , one month ago, 4 weeks ago
>>62066289Yeah that was the problem. I also investigated things like rewiring the unmetered hallway socket, that was directly behind the one inside my flat, into the flat via the wall.But when you reach these levels of bastard tier, you're up against stiff competition. The janny not only read the meters and noted it down in a regular basis to tally against the cash, he also cottoned onto the >Sockets may have been rewiredTrick because I heard him in the hallway one day unscrewing them. Glad I never implemented that one because he'd have found it.
>>62066269awesome. the engineering that goes into the modern over-the-wire meters is fucking insane from what little i've seen, pretty much have to be a gigagenius to defeat them>>62066277true
>>62066166>that have caused mass layoffs
>>62065936Shit posting aside.Iran is not negotiating, it's civilian infrastructure is going to get hit. That means the GCC is going to get their infrastructure hit+data centers+desalination plants. If any asset is worth +$1Billion dollars in the region it'll be droned or missiled. All the oil in the Middle East will be inaccessible for at least a decade. You're looking at the new floor of the price of oil, and that's $100 a barrel.Welcome to the American Century of Humiliation.
>>62066297>>62066297>>62066297
>>62066166I love Trump I'm gonna make so mucj cash thanks to him
>>62066292The best part of 2 weeks is that it is always 2 weeks away
>>62066294There are ways if you get creative. The heroin addicts living in the flat next door to me at the time just jammed standard electrical flex in between the live in and live out terminals.Switching the electric shower on in the flat would have just set that on fire but it's enough to charge phones, and run the lights and fridge.
>>62066299>page 1>not even bump limitstill a lil life left in this one fren
>>62066307for you
>>62066292I think the initial 4-6 week timeframe was based on legality of verbage being an operation it's legal in that timeframe if it goes longer it turns into an unapproved war
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>>62066144That's funny because I could swear I mostly start seeing mass cope campaigns coming out of /pol/ when he does something clearly retarded
>>62066305oh yeah you can steal power easy, i meant more actually fooling the meter
>>62066176S-s-super chud?
>>62066316babe... why are you like this now? i used to make you happy and i'm trying to be good to you.
I'm alll inon robotics and automationIn believe it's going to become the biggests industry in the world that dwarfs everything else in comarison and that robots will be as obuquitious as cellhonesd
>>62066316>diehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fksfWtozCDk
>>62066345I think Im down 100k. I dont get it.Ubtech Robotics (9880.HK) 4,000 $100.00 +17.10% +$10,337.38Geekplus (2590.HK) 40,000 $17.67 -0.17% -$212.40RoboSense Tech (2498.HK) 14,000 $34.68 -0.12% -$99.12
