hormussy, closed for america and israel, open for the world edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62065811
saged fag
Babefag is filtered btw
I'm going to have the biggest party the day that orange nigger dies.
Baggies tounge my anus
>This Polymarket account with one previous good trade has placed bets on a ceasefire before March 31, don't miss out!!
How will the strait open naturally?
imagine having to be rubio during all this, poor guy having to with straight face say great speech sir that went really well
>>62066310It's closed to Israel forever, so that's good
>>62066310once it hits a certain age it will spread open for any old swinging dick just you watch
>>62066312
>>62066310think he basically said, the US doesn't even need the gulf oil so it's not our problem...if others want to fix it go for it I don't care
>>62066310Iran tolling it
>>62066313But how can that be? It was promised to them 3000 years ago, they literally own it. What an injustice
Maybe the real two more weeks was the friends we made along the way
>>62066310a supermoon will lift the tides, making it much wider and easier to navigate.
>>62066313I'd imagine it'll be expensive for the US tax payer shipping oil all the across the Atlantic and Mediterranean. Maybe they could fly it over.
so 2-3 weeks after we blow out all their electric grid we just turn all ships around and fly everyone and planes home.doesn't seem very nice
No Wars
Im getting deep discounts on companies that will be around in 30 years. Google, amazon, Microsoft Youre buying nigger liquid at close to an ATH
>>62066332we're going to bomb them until they make trump the shia pope
>>62066336They jumped a bunch on fake news, I need to see that reversed before I slurp desu
I must say thank goodness for term limits holy heck , midterms are going to be a slaughter
TWO WEEKS BROSWe are FOOKIN BACKTHE KRAKENWILLBERELEASED2 WEEKS14 DAYS336 HOURS1209600 SECONDS1.2096e+15 NANOSECONDSPLAN = TRUSTED
>>62066336>Microsoftid like to see them gone in the next 2 years
>>62066342some autistic loonix fag has been saying that since the 90s.
Do you think Congress is blackmailed hard enough to issue a formal declaration of war after the 60 + 30 day deadline expires? Or will israel do a false flag to get more support? You should be longing oil and shorting tech btw.
I'm going to open a commodity flight business in the middle east. Transport oil and precious metals by air. Who is with me?
>>620663412 weeks>2 weeks2 weeks>2 weeks2 weeksPlan = TrustedSlurp activated
>>62066336>standard oil will be around for 30 more years>GE & westinghouse are permanent fixturesmaybe google & amazon but there is a fat zero chance microslop will be around in 30 years
>>62066356Microsoft is swimming in cash. you're mental
Thank god I bought puts this afternoon. This is going to be a nice profit Also what’s with the “who is this character captcha” I don’t fucking know weeb
>>62066361i thought it was a llm check and if you just typed something retarded it would let you in
>>62066361probably another asspained tranny janitor idea. I actually miss moot
>>62066359yet it closed down today for some weird reason. that chart is about to look like ORCL, homeslice.
>>62066356People said that about IBM too
>>62066361>who is this character captchawhy would anyone know. what a disgrace of a april fools display
>>62066365they can stay solvent for many lifetimes longer than you can stay retarded I assure you that
Is the cost of my weekly KO supply gonna rise with oil?
>>62066361>>62066363>>62066364Just cancel it and complete the normal captcha. It's an April tools joke
>>62066372i didn't know you could do that I was just not posting instead. I guess I will start posting again. Thanks
>>62066375kek zoomers are so fucking dumb
>>62066320Whoa! Check out the tits on Marco!
>>62066367yup>>62066370they COULD. they won't. they don't care about their flagship prodcuts, azure is stalling, management is retarded, and they are comfortable in monopoly. demonstrate your ignorance of history and slurp it up
>>62066310erosion
>>62066375lmao all you had to do was hit cancel the whole time and you could have made posts all day lmao
>>62066379m$ is raking in endless cash flows. their inability to make the masses adopt copilot doesn't mean anything. that's just profit++ they're already using ai themselves internally to great success in the form of operating efficiency. azure is not stalling it's raking it in. I don't particularly like m$ either but they're alone in their field and it's not even close
>>62066371Let's see, the plastic it's packaged in is made from oil, the plants that bottle run on oil, the trucks that deliver it run on oil, fraid so
>nothingburger of an renouncement so nothing happens tomorrow?
>>62066389Don't forget the artificial sweeteners derived from petroleum
>>62066379you don't need more argument and confrontation. you need to be held and supported and i wish i could do that. you're brilliant and special and insightful babe. know it tonight rather than proving it, i think you'll feel better if you try that.
why don't we just start using hydrogen for car and truck engines, get rid of the oilcan use hydrogen for high speed trains too
>>62066391>futes
>>62066395They tried that in California and it failed spectacularly
I forgot to shave today
>>62066395Cause hydrogen is literally impossible to store without leaking and requires so much energy to refrigerate and store it's not worth it. Hydrogen cars are a scam
>>62066310>>62066329We just sent a team to reposition the moon and speed up this process.
>>62066395it's a great idea that Toyota already came up with and never took off but we're gonna have batteries that outlast cars soon with 1000 mile range and 5 mins quick charges. battery is le future
uhmister jerome please
>>62066391Trump is so used to stalling working in his favor that he has no idea what to do when time is against him here, you're going to see $5/gallon by next week and all he's doing is going on national TV and reading his Truth Social posts
>>62066370American dominance has ended, USD is a dead man walking.Spoiler: Markets have not priced this in
my soxl puts might actually end up green
>>62066394thanks babe
>>62066391more fake news to pump the market via algorithm
>>62066405Lol and where are you gonna get that electricity? The energy consumed yearly ONLY in gasoline is equivalent to the whole electric generation capacity of the US. So you'd need to instantly double electrical output without adding any draw, and you're still fucked for trucks, trains and planes
>>62066391yup, thousand point swings of the market over lies told over social mediapriced in, nothing ever happens
>>62066395They produce hydrogen by splitting natural gas using steak reforming. You still need fossil fuel inputs. Electrolysis and even thermoelectrolysis aren't cost effective.
>>62066395Has to be pressurized and cooled to have good energy densityThe hydrocarbon structure makes the hydrogen chemically stable at room temperature.
>>62066247If your going down that energy efficient road, you don't use fridges, you do traditional food conservation.The bike is good to get light or run a computer.
>>62066417necessity is the mother of invention
>>62066407that 2 to 3 weeks crap is going to come back on him hard. ain't no F ing way were leaving that sand shit hole until it turns into full blown ww3,
>>62066420*steam reforming
>>62066409nobody is gonna argue with that babe, it's too silly.wrong address, meant the message. you get it by now.
at least when oil runs out, we'll still have nuclear and wood
>>62066403
>>62066395why wouldn't you just use a battery in the big 2026
>>62066422Even a measly 50W solar panel over 6 hours of sunshine would outproduce any reasonable amount of biking, and any over that is gonna waste excess food cause our bodies are very inefficient, less than solar panels anyways. It's alright if you're up North though
>>62066423>>62066432Thank you for funding my retirement and turbocharger
>>62066312Every republican sold their soul. I have zero sympathy. Look at any of the pictures of him on the white house couch. He's a shadow of a human being I mean cmon, that bitches husband is dressing up as a bimbo
>105 WTI>107 BrentUH BESSENT? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SHORTS???
gold is about to shit itself again
>>62066438Yeah man, neocons were so much better back in the day.
>>62066439There's no more help. Markets are free tomorrow.Invasion begins Friday.
stable genius stable market
>>62066437you want a more realistic answer? in the future nobody drives. we hail electric powered self flying cars that arrive in seconds and require no waste of parking space or concrete roads and shit. why would you deal with the hell of vehicle ownership and traffic when you can just press a button and be halfway across the world in a few hours
Holy smokes check oil computer
>oil going straight upJesus christ, we're about to short squeeze for real. It's so fucking over.
throw back to this retard from earlier today
>>62066447Oh dear, the dip stopped dippening.
and just like that OIL will never be over 100 again
>>62066438>bitchMelania seems kind of nice. I mean she still seems to think it's the 90s and she's on a vogue magazine fashion style but she seems like a nice lady.
What's the point of making a big announcement speech when its just more rambling about the same shit you say every day? Someone needs to take his phone away and shut him in, its getting annoying.
>>62066449big brain plays
>>62066439he's waiting for longs to pile in so he can smash it down monday afternoon
>>62066395Europe had spent billions and billions of dollars on failed hydrogen projects. And at the end of the day, they have nothing to show for it and are now unable to even fly planes without US aviation gas. It leaks, it explodes, it's just not a good fuel for day-to-day use.Even Japan fell for it especially Toyota with their hydrogen car that pees water that only was sold in California, but I think that was just because Asians just found a pissing car funny because of their obsession with urine (I'll never forgive that Chinaman who peepeed in my coke) while the euros were just blatantly funding failed projects that were politically connected.
>>62066448My oil producer play better open 6% up as FTSE crashes tomorrow.
>>62066444Close. But it'll be electric taxis. Which you can pull the passenger cab off to replace with parcel delivery payloads at night.Flying also wastes far too much energy compared to rolling. Always justd, roll.
>>62066455I don't understand what's confusing about this, it's the same as everything else; market manipulation theatrics. He got everyone's hopes up he was gonna announce peace or something so they'd make retarded positions after getting dumped by the same trick all week long.
>>62066454>she seems like a nice ladyHave you ever interacted with a woman?They all seem nice. They're not.
>>62066455I'm convinced Miller or some other cuck speechwriter wrote something entirely different but Trump hated it and pulled an O'reilly fuck it we'll do it live moment and ad libbed. the "insiders" during the day were signalling shit like screeching about NATO that didn't actually occur
>>62066297
>>62066460Yep. I won't be day trading my usual wti etp tomorrow. Might have a crack at the 3x short FTSE instead.
>>62066467or fake info is being leaked to ferret out leakers
UH OH STINKYYYYYYY
>>62066463the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. flying accomplishes this. rolling does not.
>>62066471check out the big brain on brad
$1 more till anudda intervention
>>62066475Must be why so much freight gets delivered by boats, trucks and rail instead of f16.
Might see more shorts dumped into the pile from Japan if this keeps up.
>>62066477Further strategic reserve release announcements are inevitable soon.
Is there a way where we can be jerks and just all truth at Donald Trump that he's a fucking useless retard
>>62066475You're partially right, but it's more complicated than that. Aerodynamic drag scales with the square of airspeed. If you go twice as fast, you incur four times as much drag.
>>62066478flying is relatively expensive rn. economies of scale will make flying cars economical. also there's endless problems with your comparison I don't feel like typing them up
>>62066488>If you go twice as fast, you incur four times as much dragIs that why so many ADHD lads become trannies?
>>62066483This really only exacerbates the problem though. Trump just announced to the whole world we're staying at least another month. If they keep oil price suppressed at 100, the already diminished globally supply is going to be even further slurped upon by governments with the cash to afford it, all the while first world countries are willing destroying their own cushion. Notable to say that China and Russia won't be doing that by the way. It's just doubling down on failure and gonna make it worse long term.
The collapse in the price difference between Brent and WTI is fascinating. I don't understand it at all.
>woke up nowWhat's the quick rundown?Trump said they'll bomb the shit out of Iran's infrastructure and Iran replied that they'll close hormussy to US and Israel forever?
>>62066478You can get on a merchant marine vessel for free if you're willing to cook for a bit if you're heading somewhere for vacation. 99.9999% of travelers don't do this though because the economy of scale means sacrificing time. Passenger travel is all about minimizing time to destination which is why airlines have cut down on massive planes like 747's since people just want to go where they're going and don't want to make a shit ton of stops. And why passenger rail is dead except in places that either eat the loss for face saving reasons like China.
>>62066488you don't need to go so much faster. no traffic, no stop lights, no neighborhoods, it's basically straight from point a to b. also they can chain together to improve efficiency
>>62066489>economies of scale will make flying cars economical.It's inherently far more energy intensive in a world with a spiralling population that moves around more.>>62066489>also there's endless problems with your comparison I don't feel like typing them upYou mean the actual reality facts that the whole of the global shipping and transport industry has already worked out and proven over the last century of internal combustion engines existing?Cessna had this flying cars idea a loooong time ago.
>>62066496everyone thought we were getting mission accomplished and a peace dealinstead he mumbled for 20 minutes about how it's just 2 more weeks and that the world wars + iraq took longer.
>>62066498>You can get on a merchant marine vessel for free if you're willing to cook for a bit if you're heading somewhere for vacationNo, you can't. You need extensive training in various safety procedures before getting on a commercial ship these days.
>>62066463>>62066475>>62066488You guys are missing the point. Rolling only requires pushing the vehicle forwards, which needs little energy if the friction is small such as with steel on steel, which is why freight train is used for massive cargo. Rubber on asphalt is less efficient, but more practical as you don't want people basically driving on ice.Flying requires lifting the load up to a height and keeping it there against gravity. It will always be less efficient than ground transport.
>>62066501there were a lot of ideas that existed and didn't work out because tech wasn't advanced enough. computers used to be the size of a house and slower than a cheap calculator now a supercomputer fits in your pocket. everything else you said is gibberish. ships and trains bypass most of these problems. the problem is they're useless for everyday transportation to the store or job 15 mins away
>>62066496trump said we're only at day 32 of the special operation, and compared it to WW1, WW2, korean war, vietnameven as someone that laughs at people with TDS, he seemed especially retarded tonight.
BARRON PLEASE BUY ANOTHER BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF FUTURES AND HAVE YOUR DAD TWEET WE ARE CEASEFIRING. I KNOW YOURE GOOD WITH COMPUTERS SO YOU CAN SEE THIS AHHHHHH
>>62066498>that's why passenger rail is deadLol you got no idea how convenient those Chinese HSR lines are. All of the first world except jews lite have HSR
>>62066516>All of the first world except jews lite have HSRWe don't. UK.
>>62066506>>62066512So nothing happened and markets are adjusting to the whole ordeal not ending soon. About as what I initially expected. Thanks for the replies.
>>62066520You still have that Eurostar segment from France and did try to build one for yourselves neverthelessAlso I said except jews lite
>>62066516>>62066520Neither do we in Leafland, and now that I think about it, I blame the bongs.
>>62066510>tech wasn't advanced enough.This is a standard problem I encounter having these kinds of conversations.It's not about the tech. It's about the physical laws of nature making it inherently far more demanding.There are reasons airliners fly just below the sound barrier for instance, and it's not because it's impossible for them to go faster.Have a read into Concorde and why it was never developed into a standard mode of transport.
>>620665202 more *checks notes* decades
>>62066393>artificial sweeteners derived from petroleumHow the fuck am I still alive?
>>62066475To the naysayers: flying is defined as rolling through the air. You mean to tell me that a steam train powered by coal is more efficient than a solar powered drone? A hot air balloon? On what planet?
>panic sell the GLD pico bottom>GLD rallies almost immediately>rage FOMO back in today>orange RETARD does it againim so tired bros
>>62066525Where would you even build a HSR there? Montreal-Toronto is the only practical choice and there's not that much demand for travel between them, Montreal is tiny for a "metropole"
He'll tamp it back down on Friday.
I don’t feel so good bros.Why did the orange one fuck us again
>>62066531if you're going to post stupid shit and that idiot, it would be better you were not
>>62066536Vancouver to Calgary would be pretty fucking sick honestly.
>>62066494me neither
>>62066539went above 108 briefly twicebut clearly they're desperate to try to stop that
>>62066524>did try to build one for yourselves neverthelessHS2 is still being built but they say they will have to make it go slower. Which is suitably embarrassing.
>>62066528physical laws aren't an argument against anything I posted. the removal of traffic obstacles is many orders of magnitude more efficient than any difference between flying and rolling
>>62066531Nevermind, aspartame is derived from natural amino acidsNevertheless, it's a chemical reaction so it doesn't matter what it's derived from in the first place. NileRed has a video about turning plastic into hot sauce if you wanna see
>>62066539pools, markets and straits will all be closed friday
>>62066540>the orange one
>>62066525>Neither do we in Leafland, and now that I think about it, I blame the bongs.You can't have high speed rail. With trains being the apex predator of your people giving them more speed would be carnage.
>>62066542Unfortunately the population and distance would make it really unprofitable and the libs would rather keep the punjab cattle fed
Why is he such an unc
>>62066541>if you're going to post stupid shit
-5% day?
>>62066555Fuck your full house of truth. We deserve something nice.>>62066554Kek
>>62066550>physical laws are no limit to my moneyThis is why bears are making billions. I was worried I wouldn't get my money transfered in time to buy, but the market is so retarded it only popped today
>>62066565Hey the warming of relations with China might lead to their HSR being exported, just might. If only Bombardier who controlled 60 FUCKING PERCENT OF THE GLOBAL RAIL MARKET DIDN'T SELL ITS' RAIL DIVISION TO ITS' BIGGEST FRENCH FUCKING COMPETITOR
Dear SatanEveryone with a blue,green,and red IDWill get major fucked tomorrow. Immediate incineration, no recovery, full gaped ass hole, no spit
>FuturesMan this is some batshit manipulation happening lately
>>62066570Didn't turn out the way you planned did it
>>62066566Bears are making billions because they're financial institutions who can move the market. You're not.
>if you only knew how bad things really are.
>>62066570Fuck you I'm in GDX and SLV. The more fucked the oil economy gets the bigger the precious metals moonshot is going to be.
>>62066577How do you explain gold falling before the Iran war, and even during? I'm puzzled, thought it would rise as soon as bombing started
>TEN NEW WARS TODAY>NO CAUSE FOR DISMAY>GENERALLY OKAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlArxtuQEMc
For a few days there I thought a good point in my life was finally starting.
>>62066576>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
>>62066581>>62066577Actually why is GDX wiping April 1st's gains and gold also falling right now?
>>62066569>The US buying Chinese HSRThat's like buying discontinued store brand mayonnaise or ketchup. Just get the proper shit, e.g. a Japanese maglev.
what kind of jerk would explode all of countries powerplants and than just leave because they aren't getting what they want with a shipping lane ??not a good look
can't wait to read the news tomorrow>markets violently crash because nothing happened
>>62066587Lol LLM ran out of tokens
>>62066525we are trying to, but the cons say they will kill it if they get elected, because they don't like the government buying the property from the land owners>Poilievre panned the idea of expropriating land for the project, calling it a "Liberal land grab."
>>62066586>>62066581Because people are going cash so they can buy in later. Probably mostly not retail except for panic selling
>>62066576This really encapulates the mood
asian markets are now closed until monday
>>62066417anon... 50kWh (for a 300km ride) isn't really much energy. you can get that from a 10kW solar panels setup in 5 hours.
>>62066590All along, it was not an admission of weakness or complacency but the stoic determination of a man who knows the end times are set on their path and nobody can delay it anymore.NothingEverHappens.
>>62066581>>62066586A huge spike in the cost of oil resulted in countries with insufficient amounts of USD to sell gold reserves. Basically Turkey and a bunch of others got sort of "margin called" and had to dump their metals assets to compensate. Gold lags oil, every big oil spike has resulted in a massive gold run afterwards. You had the OPEC fiasco in 1978 and by 1980 gold had gone up over 300%. I'm not saying it'll be like that this time, but it's probably going to spike. Silver is stacked for similar reasons but also has industrial demand and is at a structural deficit for like 6 years. The longer this keeps up the greater the likelihood that both gold and silver are gonna moon by 2028. probably.
>>62066473yeah wtf happened a couple hours ago?any news shift that?
>>62066597Good luck finding enough space for one of these for all the bugs living in appartments
>>62066323I fucking losing it, I wondered what this pic was iive been seeing everywhere.
>>62066598>Iranian toy plane just flew over my house 2 trillion wiped off the market
>>62066604pic related
>>62066576If you only knew how good things really are
>>62066604I mean, there is lots of unused space>for all the bugs living in appartments(not an expert, I'm not even an engineer) rather than space for solar panels, the more pressing problem is having cables to transport lots of energy (megawatts) without starting fires, I'd guess
>>62066601The consequences of selling off that much gold when the worse is yet to come are worrying
There are anons here who unironically thought that Iran signed a ceasefire agreement with the US
>>62066605
this is the worst deadcat bounce ive ever seen in my lifethe waqr is still on, straight of hormuz still closed, economic issues still there and worseningwtf do you think is going to happen when Iran decides to come fuck with tthe market some more? they know how deserate trump is to keep the stock market up lmaoand the iranians have a lot of tools at their disposal to send the stock market reel. it's actually complete at their interest to do that. if they can cause a fulll on stock market crash, like a 30-50% crash, there will be so much ressure on trump to end the war it would be unbeliablewhat do you think is going to happen when there are headlines like>SIX REFINERIES DESTROYED IN QARTAR. OIL pIpELINE BROKEN
>>62066612The cables are technically a problem but generating that much power in the first place is the core, the US would need to double electrical production to compensate for all the energy from burning gasoline. Since you won't be charging the car during the day you'll need a massive battery too, total setup price would be 50-100k and there's no guarantee you even have space for that
it's gonna be green tomorrow btw
>>62066613well there was also that hot inflation that secured no rate cuts in 2026, meaning gold will yield even less than the risk free rate than people thought. plus it went thermonuclear all of 2025 so
I think blump made a serious tactical error on what would happen with the whores moose if he did a full air attack on the iran regime. have we even seen how the prewar negotiations were going. was the negotiations really that bad?was all this really necessary because we're never leaving that god dam Gulf
>>62066581pool aids is causing a liquidity crisis, particularly in asian nations so they dump anything to alleviate it. bonds, gold, stocks. notice DXY. this is why everything is correlated to oil right nowa question though; what do you think about solid state batteries?
>>62066613Probably, but it depends on the country. the US FED has been buying a shitload of gold because they don't lack for USD.
This motherfucker is 2/2
>>62066614he's literally talking to the "new regime," about it everyday. they want a deal badly,you will see in TRUTH tomorrow morning
China will embargo the US if Trump follows through with his threats to genocide the Iranians. The market would easily drop 80% if that happened.
>>62066623>was all this really necessary Israel decided it was, it has nothing to do with what is best for americans.
>>62066620Yup. Panicans seethe
I was really about to go all on 0dtes because I was so sure Trump was going to call for a ceasefire, but I got scared and only threw in a call just for fun. thank God I didn’t go all the way in less than 12 hours my whole account would’ve gotten zero’d out
>>62066624I don't know enough to comment, sorry. But broadly, battery power density is gonna be one of the major research fields, it'll make or break electric airplanes and likely all of electric transport once oil inevitably runs out
>>62066628The Chinese aren't gon do shit.They are to busy winning by refusing to play.
>>62066628>The market would easily drop 80% if that happened.
>>62066622I don't like to talk PM's too much but people thinking silver in double digits is too high and buy $5000 gold is just lol
>>62066631why so serious?
>>62066619>the US would need to double electrical production to compensate for all the energy from burning gasolinejust put incentives in place, and produce tons of solar panels and batteries like china does?>>62066623>have we even seen how the prewar negotiations were going. was the negotiations really that bad?what negotiations? the ones they had with the people they killed WHILE talking to them?
>>62066626Based Iranian financial advisor
>>62066628The market needs to cut 50% to be actually healthy and reflect reality. Crash it my orange overlord!
>>62066618true!
>>62066634They would gain international stature at the same time as hurting the US in that situation. It's a win-win for them, and they've already shown willingness to use export controls against the US.
>>62066632How fucking retarded are you that you thought Trump can call a ceasefire all by himself while Iran refuses to open the strait nor negotiate any of US demands. The fundamental realities haven't changed since the start of this war other than gotten worse and worse.
blump F'd up big time this time he will keep doubling down until a full nuclear
>>62066638I don't think you appreciate how long doubling the grid's capacity takes, and it's been stagnating since the USSR collapsed. Plus that's assuming no electricity demand growth, so it'll realistically be a x3 or x4 total increase.
>The Dow doesn't even want to break 500 point down, checkmate panicans
>>62066604How much space are you in USA wasting on corn for ethanol? About one third of ALL corn grown un the USA is just for ethanol. Just put it over that shitOr in Nevada, or other drylands Ofc, problem is in making these panels, controls, transformers, maintenance of vast fields of them, life cycle, recycling, fucking wiring eould demand so much work and materials too.But land is not the issue in the US for this case. Also energy would have to be stored too, if geography is suitable then pumped storage could be usedUSA also has crazy good geothermal potential but this is capital intensive and 200 billion for jew wars is a way better way to spend moneyQlao copying Korean reactors and building them en masse could be cheaper and then you have nice stable, concentrated energy source that does not fluxuateAlso no fucking flying shit. Thete will be less cars because like 3 families can use one, or a large family can have one and rent it out while they are working or not taking their kids to kindergarten. Then press a button and say pick me up in 5 min here and drop me there and continue on driving tourists and select based on race lel. Or park wherever is cheap.They will make cars more expensive and fake luxurious to make up the margins, and since nobody will expect that everyone needs one.
Whenever you are, add two weeks and subtract two weeks. These are the only two points in time that matter.The two weeks moves with us as we move with it.
Heh at least we owned the libs huh?
>>62066647>America leaves Iran immediately>Iran maintains control of the strait>Iran allowed to keep nuclear program as long as they don't nuke Israel for 2 yearsConditions accepted. Total American victory.
I can't stop buying lego pieces from the Netherlands
>>62066612>the more pressing problem is having cables to transport lots of energy>>62066619>The cables are technically a problemYou can just increase the voltage on the cable provided it's insulation is thick enough.The UK specifically uses ring mains circuits and 240v to reduce the amount of copper required to transmit the same amount of power round a house.US plugs are actually kind of weak by comparison running on 110 at similar amperages.
>>62066652The space is there but the infrastructure to transport solar from where it's practical to wjere it'a needed doesn't exist. It's not impossible, Quebec has the cheapest electricity in NA since it's getting hydro 1500 km away from the metropoles, but that took a decade of government investment and the nationalization of the electrical grid to this day. In other words, fat chance lol
>>62066656We are winning bigly, so bigly that people are begging us to stop winning so bigly. They can't handle us winning so much.
Quints incoming. Rolling for Trump dies in June
>>62066652>>62066662Also 100% agreed on the shared car model. Every large city should have its' network of shared EVs, with gas vehicles limited outside cities of 1 million and more. But again this is America so fat chance lol
SOXL -8%SOXS -1%?
>>62066650that's the thing, anon: with batteries and solar panels, you wouldn't need to double the grid. you could charge your batteries directly from the solar panels, and use that to charge your car.of course city fags don't have much space, but if your politicians make it so that the surrouding areas are covered in solar panels, that electricity wouldn't need to travel much. only problem is shitty weather during winter... not sure how to solve that one, other than having a lot of medium or long term energy storage, small nuclear reactors or some other shit.
>>62066633i ask cause i feel like i'm insane, the basic premise just makes absolutely no sense to me. i don't know enough either but my hunch is we're close to maxxed out on power storage to weight so any advancement is going to have to come from fuel efficiency like really small nuclear reactors or something.as for the future of electric aeronautics - asymmetric capacitance lifters. screencap it
>>62066667Hello decay my old friend>>62066666Gay get
>>62066666Hi Mr Soros. You lost. Not driving your shared Cuckmobile around. Ill own my F150 and be happy.
>>62066659The problem is not the 240 or 120V plug at your home, but the 765 000 volt line that brings the power from Arizona to rainy NY
>>62066666Absolutely wasted.
>>62066673that isn't decay, they rebalane daily they should be in tune
>>62066646they would gain nothingwe became world empire by joining the two world wars at the last possible second China will do the same, they will wait until American collapse is already a foregone conclusion and let others do they heavy lifting, whether it is this or some other war, and then swoop in just early enough to be able to steal credit but too late to actually have skin in the game.could be in just two weeks, could be 50 years from now, they will wait their turn.>>62066565mumus deserve nothing but death.this board is a shadow of its former self because the printer scam and trump engaging PPT every time we get a 1% dip has every retarded faggot getting rescueda fair SPY price is $350, and that's where we're going
>>62066669Then that's a 50-100k cost per driver. Most Americans can't even cough up 100$ for an emergency. Unless you meant to enslave them with debt, sounds pretty in-line with American economics
>>62066667SOXS is a literal scam.
>>62066652you don't park there's no parking lots the you are dropped off and picked back up in seconds. there's no money in selling vehicles to families everyone subscribes to transportation service. the amount of space saved on parking lots allows more infrastructure to be built. all thanks to flying cars
>>62066639has he shown his portfolio or he's all talk?
>>62066680no anon, you don't need that for each drivernot giving more ideas, because some of the shit I've been thinking of might be useful enough to start a business (yes, I'm your average idea guy...)
>>62066684parking lots are genuinely a blight on society
>>62066672We're already maxxed on fuel efficiency, electric motors are really 95% efficient or more. There's no guessing what's the limit on power density, but gasoline is about 100x more energy dense than li-ion batteries. There's been newer types than that though, I haven't been following
>>62066675>NYPurple is the maximum on the scale btw.
$150 is inevitable at this point. Even if the strait opened tomorrow there's going to be a 3 week delay before orders start being delivered again. There's a high chance that some country's strategic reserve empties before then and jacks up the price for everyone else. Its literally free money
>>62066679It will probably be a coordinated effort, with most of Europe and Asia sanctioning the US too, not just China. They might not even be the first country to propose sanctions. Basically we're speedrunning Russia. Max long on oil, max short on tech
>>62066686He's holding a strait. With a superpower in his pocket.
>>62066695How do you hedge your gains against the devaluation of the USD? Just fuck off with bags of gold asap?
>>62066697buy assets. thats it.
>>62066695Europe is incapable of collective action as has been proved dozens of times.
>>62066699I can't believe I'll finally become Jay Leno lite, although I probably shouldn't buy any gas cars
Oil at 100 actually is good. Here's why
>>62066697PM's are good right now. If we see a big bull run in PM's and semi's eat shit, going back into semi's could be good. Low double digit or single digit SOXL is an obvious buy if the market collapses.
>GOD TIERInvestment thesis with 2 week horizon>SHIT TIERAll others
>>62066689it's like someone wanted to create a marvel of inefficiency
uk hates us france china NK, spain mexico cuba venezula brazil I think almost everyone hates us as of right now
>>62066700Ahem.>Tap tap tap
>>62066707They're modern pyramids, the simplest way to build big
if futures are -1 already, does this mean we'll gap down -2 or close at -2/-3?
>>62066366Kek
I really don't care at all about the war or even making money at this point.I just want to see every mumu who has been unable to lose money no matter how retarded because of trumps PPT and commie manipulation of the market since April 25 be hanged.Every single one, by the neck, until their account is dead.
leaked footage from the white house showing pete hegseth consuming raw bull entrails while praising Christ, the god of war
>>62066712-6, they've been fudging the markets for too long, the last scam headlines from jewstreet journal that caused this retarded April Fool's rally was exposed as a huge fraud. Get your money out now.
>>62066709>This assistance may or may not involve the use of armed force, and can include any action that Allies deem necessary to restore and maintain the security of the North Atlantic area.It's a non-binding scrap of paper like all international organizationshttps://www.nato.int/en/what-we-do/introduction-to-nato/collective-defence-and-article-5
>>62066662That is the folley of distributed energy production. Inefficiency is ingrained in it. I guess you could sell it as resistant to terrorism. Try bombing a fucking 100 acre field. But this is like 17th thing on a list to worry about. Hydro is always based as f. Fucking gravity generated energy, only problems are capital investments, droughts, people like living clost to rivers so a village might moved to built it. Like my grandpas village>>62066684Some people will insist on ownership. That is why I left it as an option but clearly noted renting and similar models. Ofc less parking, toll booths, no traffic congestion in the morning commute, less accidents. Imagine streets without retards parking on sidewalks and instead of those parking spots there are trees and grass and homeless tentsImagine a stadium with a green park around it. Lots of new land to be built on too since there will be less need for another lane bros>>62066691Batteries are really good now but materials are fucked. Still need a breakthrough on that one.>>62066675Ofc you dont throw EVERYTHING just on solar. Wind in the prairie, geothermal in wherever its suitable (heating, farming, electricity), hydro if there are good locations, nuclear for the base loadGas and coal to be slowly phased out.
So....Puts at open, then?
>>62066718I agree but if we actually get -6 then true panic will set inI think after ground invasion we get circuit breaker. maybe not today? but it should be today since clearly nothing is ending and trump is targeting oil infrastructure ffs
>>62066719>It's a non-binding scrap of paper like all international organizationsSounds familiar.Not a good vibe 2bh when people expect investment in their banks and currency my main man.
we need that straight now or we lose it's that simpleeveryone knows this now
>>62066716Inshallah, all will be red.
>>62066704imagine DCAing through all of this since january
I think the USD might be cooked.maybe BTC is the way to go rn
>>62066722Problem is none of the renewables except hydro offer on demand variable power, and the cheapest way of storing energy to offset this is hydro. So either spend a shit ton of money on batteries which will become toxic waste in 2 decades, or build up power lines to bring the electricity where hydro is practical. It's very possible but requires planning the US is incapable of, if not unwilling.
>>62066694>Even if the strait opened tomorrow there's going to be a 3 week delay before orders start being delivered againSo much infrastructure has been destroyed that it would take months, even years, for orders to have the ability to be filled at their pre-war volume.Shit's cooked.
>>62066707dystopian>hmmm we have all this beautiful expensive land>lets pour cheap ugly carcinogenic molten rock for thousand of square miles all over it and leave it there for 50 years until were required to fix it for compliance5% of america is covered with parking space. more parking spaces than cars. at least suburban lawns look pretty and can be return to nature even if they are bad for the ecosystem. Parking lots decimate the land and spread like a sci-fi disease. nothing is more sobering than having to walk through a parking lot for 10 minutes and its just nothing. just dirty asphalt and oversized luxury SUVs in 3 different colors. ppic rel is supposed to be a shocking picture of those who died in 9/11 but i was never alive for 9/11 so for me its just showing how dumb the whole car self-fellatio economy is>>62066711you might be retarded
>>62066728sounds unamericanThe US doesn't need the straitwe already won lol
>>62066727Can you read? This one is worded categorically, if it was like article 5 it would havr>p.s., the US can occupy Greenland if they provide valid justification for it
>>62066739How is it retarded? Pouring black goo up to the horizon is even simpler than stacking rocks
>>62066740>we already wonno we haven't!not without control of the straight. everyone will say thiseveryone will say the US cucked on the straight and iran is a superpower now
I only use polymarket to make stock market decisions
>>62066733when i think about who could possibly win from the global things factory having to run 20% less of the time, wagies living in central Ohio making the fries are not at the top of my listcall me a retard, but i just don't see it.
>>62066716based
Is Jesus a bear?
>>62066744when the US leaves we'll declare it a victory and the rest of the world won't disagree. Just like the whole world did the covid lockdowns, its a script
>>62066741>Can you read? This one is worded categorically, if it was like article 5 it would havr>>p.s., the US can occupy Greenland if they provide valid justification for itAnd can you point me to the categorical part of that document where it says that?Just a reminder, both your chronological age and IQ have to be over 18 to use this site.
>>62066739I come home from work on my bike 5 nights a week to a massive sprawling lot that can park thousands that's empty 90% of the time. the other lots are for dealerships filled with cars that seems to be never sold. it's truly awful.
>>62066733Judging from the fact NATO hasn't turned their backs on the US yet and China jasn't intervened, I'm hoping the USD has enough inertia to slide a few more years like an ejected driver's corpse on the highway
>>62066748yes
Any refunds on the line?
>futuresi'm litteraly crying rn for real. my calls will expire wortheless.
>>62066757did you think the ceasefire was real ?
I'm kinda pissed, I thought Iran would bomb Nvidia so I bought puts that expired earlier today. If I had bought tomorrow's pits I'd be rich. I missed it by one day dammit
>>62066759yes
>>62066759There was no cease fire, Pezeshkian or whageber his name is who the msm quoted out of context for the surrender tweeted himself that there wasn't a cease fire lmao
Fuentes, who predicted this war just said tonight there's no end in sight for it
FUCK TRUMP
>>62066761oh hahaha hahhaha lmao I'll sleep better now thanks
Oh shit, you can buy Resident Evil 1, 2 and 3 OG now on Steam for 5€. Childhood memories, HECKIN BASED.
>>62066757>>62066761Please tell me you're one of the FUCKING RETARDS that spammed the "nothing ever happens" FBI psyop. You get what you FUCKING DESERVE.
>>62066765Quick qrd on trumps speech and the new market collapse? I just woke up bros.What about the astronauts? Are they safe?
>>62066757You absolutely get what you deserve mumu.Every single mumu deserves death.Its been an endless line go up circus clown show for years.Trump has rescued you from a well deserved crash no less than 5 times with CIA funds and negotiating buying from banks.The result of this has been the hollowing out and zombification of the nation.Everything is M&A M&A M&A because no new business has been allowed to grow up under that communist faggot.Every product is shitified. Every game and show slop. As will happen in monopoly and trust collusion. For the good of the nation, every mumus account must be drained to zero.God, the Founding Fathers and the ghost of Adam Smith will it.May it be done slowly and in the most painful way imaginable.
>>62066769based gabe, like a fine wine to enjoy while i watch my oil calls climb
>>62066771Astronauts safe and on their way to the moon.Trump said literally nothing that hadn't been said before and the market woke up somehow
>>62066771>What about the astronauts? Are they safe?Safe but no working toilet. Americans are struggling with toilets these days.
Imagine the smell
>>62066776It's bluehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwfNBtepa4
The realization is that the market was pumping solely due to trump's speech and nothing else. The pump was weak at that which is disappointing. We're really gonna have to nuke Iran and deal in the real world for a while.
>>62066776>Operation Epic Fury 3: Moon Laser, has begun
>>62066776>Trump said literally nothing that hadn't been said before and the market woke up somehowbecause they gaslit themselves and bought his previous BS so assumed he was announcing a ceasefire or some concrete evidence things were winding downinstead they got the verbal equivalent of his truth social posts. so they realized that no an end is not in fact in sight
>>62066773tsar bomba-tier TRVKE
Trusted my instincts and did not went all in on derivatives or stock yesterday. I got 13k worth of slurp two and three days ago on that dump.Sold wti etf 3x for 500ish euro profit, then bought yesterday as it dumped thinking that another carrier, long weekend, kikery, more planes, mass heli excercises if that was true, and Trumps ego will not allow for this to be over that soon. Prices are good for buying stocks but risk is bad for derivativesStill have 31k left.
>>62066783To think one of my friends told me this was "priced in"... a month ago lmao
>>62066779Let's hope the laundry doesn't combust.
>>62066783It's why this specific speech caused a crash that boggles me, it might just be up to chance
>>62066771>What about the astronauts? Are they safe?For now.Hopefully their astronaut training and quarantine included having to take close proximity toilet breaks with each other because I don't think anyone's dropped a duce on it yet (I can sense these things).Because if I was on there, the fumigation would make climbing out into empty endless void of space without a helmet on seem like manner from the gods.
futures inching towards -2%
>>62066794i'm gonna get assraped on a couple long positions tomorrow
>>62066666Based, let's buy getr stocks while it's affordable
>>62066312He can publicly say the mad emperor has no clothes and then quit any time, with literally zero consequences. I have no pity left for the enablers and the spineless.
>>62066777>>62066779
>>62066792Astronauts eat low residue food so they don't poop as much, after all poo is waste and you want to bring the least mass possible.It's not healthy but some MREs you can eat for a week without taking a shit, only to take a normal sized one at the end. Ask me how I know
>>62066312>>62066801Mossad would assassinate him if he spoke up. You have to keep in mind that the United States is an occupied country. Buy oil.
Unfucking believable
>>62066799It's more likely an entity owning its' own vehicles like waymo would do this, with the pace at which AI research and EVs are progressing it's more likely a Chinese companies does this
>>62066798the good news is the faster disaster builds the more likely they intervene
gonna be a 10% soxs day
panic and freak the fuck out.... NOW
>>62066812The money printer only works during demand-side crises. I hope you like rate hikes.
>>62066812I don't think you realize how fucked this particular situation actually i.
just got up, what did he tweet this time?
the good news is the faster this shit goes down the faster it can recover (unless trump faggot hits infrastructure) bigger red = forces trump to actually leave It is your DUTY as an american to be a bear unironically
>>62066804>It's not healthy but some MREs you can eat for a week without taking a shitIntriguing.One of my brothers used to..... "Withhold".He has to push nitroglycerin suppositories up his anus now and had a blow out incident that required surgery at one point. Seriously.
>>62066818>tomorrow morning trump tweets he took a dump, sends market soaring on euphoria
