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clown Trump edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en
https://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread
>>62070486
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wheat
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Was there any news for the market erasing all of yesterday's after-hours losses? Or was it dip buying? Was away all day
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sugar
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EARLY BAKERS SHOULD BE SHOT
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Nigger thread, nigger market
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F15 s
just shot down over the golf
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>US has successfully air stuck its 600th Iranian school today.
bullish or bearish for the US economy?
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BLOOD FOR JOOJOOCUM
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GIGA RAPIST OIL DAILY CANDLE
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>>62071133
News headlines about Iran drafting plans to control traffic through the Strait of Hormuz with Oman, what the market is ignoring is that this doesn't take effect until after the war and is just Iran taking formal steps to toll shipping through the strait, market is fully delusional at this point
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>>62071133
rumors oman made a deal with iran to let tankers traverse the strait
the uk forming a thirty country coalition to work towards opening the strait diplomatically
france's macron publicly stating the strait can only be opened through diplomatic means
take your pic, none of it has the group responsible for keeping the strait closed, the irgc, who is acting independently from tehran
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>>62071143
whats the exchange ratio?
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>>62071158
100 children for an ounce
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>>62071140
>source:
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At some point, someone is going to need to go into iran and kill the irgc who's operating independently from the iranian army and the govt in tehran
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>>62071161
fugg. how much once per average in an average 5'4" oz jew load?
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>>62071133
they put this statement across all the news tickers/wires but left the last 5 words off
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>Patel and Bondi gone
Bullish?
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>>62071125
bump limit is 310 in /biz/, you retarded newfag shill
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So what's it mean that WTI is higher than brent? Also isn't $110+ really bad long term?
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>>62071173
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>>62071167
.25
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>>62071170
It's more than headlines, many western news articles make 0 mention of it being post-war and make it sound like Iran is about to set it up soon
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That’s so gay the market is closed tomorrow. I might actually do my job
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Trump isn't actually an idiot. He thinks that liberals can't be trusted with this planet so he's gonna collapse the entire system and turn it into a russianlike war economy.
Continuing the war with Iran accelerates the collapse. People have to remember, he's not just an old man, there's many backers. Peter Thiel sees this entire thing as profitable.
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>>62071173
Bearish.

Hegseth is the one that needs to go.
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>>62071164
Not my problem
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>>62071170
>>62071157
Good shit, was scratching my head after seeing WTI at $112 and a green dildo in equities. I will be buying more SOXS before close lmao, good luck me
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>>62071173
Army Chief of Staff getting ousted is the real concerning one.
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>>62071133
no news just computer algorithms working as intended
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To be fair, a lot of top level Iranian staff were ousted recently too.
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>>62071173
>source: hindustan times
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>>62071164
But it's gonna be to send oil to 300 bucks, not to save the world economy. Remember, they want the world to collapse, american red state voters will benefit from it by being the ones least hurt by it.
There's gonna be a civil war eventually and the blue states will lose.

If you hate israel and you're a blue stater, you will lose eventually.
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>>62071196
While I am extremely pissed at Trump and think this whole thing is a colossal fuck up, this is actually not that unusual.

Lincoln had to do the same in the Civil War and there are thousands of examples of leaders needing to do this prior to a war.
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>>62071188
An example is CNBC, zero mention that this is all post-war

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/02/iran-war-oman-hormuz-strait.html
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>>62071154
I do business with none of these companies.
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>>62071190
It all makes sense now. he made his speech yesterday to butter us up for a ground invasion while the market is closed.
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>>62071173
Hegseth just fired an old guard general, probably because he was calling hegseth a retard, so I'm saying bearish
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>>62071204
>american red state voters will benefit from it by being the ones least hurt by it
???
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>>62071205
Hegseth is doing a pretty good job though. He's collapsing the world's economy pretty fast.
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>people invest in chip companies when airplanes will stop being built

tech companies are going to zero and 4chan will finally die
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>>62071173
Not really. They really want boots on the ground despite how suicidal it is
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>>62071204
killing the one's responsible for funding red state welfare and their gun collecting funko pop addiction, yea...
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R8 my 5-d chess cope: Trump teams up with Israel and chokes a war to make Israel look weak so someone nukes them.
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>>62071191
>Trump isn't actually an idiot.
Source?
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>>62071210
They're militarily savvy, they love war, they're violent and want to conquer Canada and Mexico. They'll also he supported by Israel the next superpower in the middle east.
Big tech might go down temporarily but it'll win in the end because they want all this. Nvidia is the winning move, it won't dump too far.
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>>62071173
Iran is achieving regime change in America.
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>>62071205
>cival war
>prior to wars
The civil war was a bit more serious then middle east war #27 and also this is during not prior.

Sidelining him shows that he wasn't willing to do what they wanted or they are deeply unhappy with how things are going currently
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>>62071217
If the goal is to make oil go down, then trump is an idiot.
If the goal is to send oil to 300 bucks and collapse europe and east asia then trump is a genius.
The sea trading routes are about to become extremely unsafe and america benefits from export restrictions. The world doesn't.
Trump wants Korea, China and Japan to fail.
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>>62071204
>Remember, they want the world to collapse
knower
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>>62071225
>collapse europe and east asia
Genius. This won't have any repurcussions for America whatsoever.
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>futures
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>>62070598
How do I activate my latent djinn genes? ...Djenes?
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>>62071191
i think trump is quite retarded. that's why he was the chosen one. extremely easy to nudge with flattery, money, power
>>62071232
if you think about things going forward in terms of nation states, you'll be increasingly confused
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Hey, looks like that regime changed happened after all
In the US
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>>62071223
Like I said I am no longer a Trump supporter Reddit-kun.

But it is normal to purge unbelievers during a military operation.
It would be a major, major stretch to call guys at that level "very important" in the kind of warfare fought today. In Napoleonic warfare where people are marching around a field it does but Stalinist purge accusations are unjustified.

What really matters are mid level officers etc, and so far as I know Hegseth only has his sights set on fattys.

He's not shit because he's bad at war, he's shit because he's shit at his main job, public relations and selling the war.
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>100k sharties storming the shores of Iran and getting blown to bits in the iranian mountains
It's gonna be so kino bros
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jerome jerome jerome!
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Kek
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>>62071237
Retard
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The market has war fatigue
>>62071173
Insanely
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>AMZN
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>>62071251
market does not care. up.and.to.the.right.retard.
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>>62071184
so 25 kids/load. alright. Might look into jewjew cum futures. have a feeling they are going up.
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Remember that trump said there was a ceasefire coming a few days ago you guys believed him and started buying the bottom?
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>>62071248
Reddit ass reply.
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>>62071260
Correcting Americans on history and geography is not platform specific.
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>>62071248
same energy
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>>62071261
Except The Achaemenid Empire was during the Iron Age, the "stone age" refers to before written history during 'caveman' times
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>>62071248
>500BC
>stone age
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Didn’t get a chance to shit post at all today. WTI is now trading above BRENT. You’re telling me OIL pumped and all its derivatives tanked?

This is some serious clown world shit.
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>>62071271
It's BCE sweatie
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>>62071272
Market is still delusional that this will end soon. Won't be able to deny it when oil is 200 a barrel
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>>62071275
>Era is still defined by the birth of Jesus
What a retarded and useless change
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>>62071275
Nah stay butthurt over Jesus
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>>62071279

>BCE

before common era
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>>62071235
>town in middle of Saudi Arabia
>everyone speak English
most Bedouin people of Arabia
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>>62071282
Are you retarded? The dates for BCE are identical to BC as are CE to AD they just changed the names you fucking mongoloid, the eras are still defined around the Birth of Jesus you dumb niggering cunt
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>renewed strikes this weekend
>hegseth is going to say something psychotic about the return of christ and how it relates to this war on easter sunday
>iran begins activating its terror cells in the US next week
>oil above 200 by end of April
Keep buying the dip, /biz/
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>>62071283
anon...
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>>62071248
>access to the internet
>access to AI
>can learn anything
>calls 2500 years ago “le Stone Age”
Oh god
If I had Twitter I would have have replied with ilam destruction
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>>62071282
>>62071286
>Common Era (CE) and Before the Common Era (BCE) are year notations for the Gregorian or Julian calendar, and are exactly equivalent to the Anno Domini (AD) and Before Christ (BC) notations
I mean where do you live to not know this? How old are you? I am curious how someone as stupid as you exists
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>>62071282
>>62071286
>>62071295
>Common Era (CE) and Before Common Era (BCE) are calendar neutral terms for the same time division as AD (
Anno Domini) and BC (Before Christ), with 1 CE officially beginning with the traditional estimated birth of Jesus. CE replaces AD (the year of the Lord) to provide a secular, inclusive standard, though both share the same starting point.
Honestly how are mongoloids like you even able to find your way here
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>>62071235
why do jinns need school?
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>>62071282
Answer me you dense nigger, what country creates people as stupid as you? How old are you?
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Do women really?
How do I profit from this?
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>>62071245
bismallah
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>>62071310
Forgot pic
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>>62071306
>>62071298
>>62071295
>>62071286
Calm down, Neil!
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>>62071282
Craven dog cunt
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>>62071277
Believe it or not, but the last few days proved that the market is actually stupid enough to ignore 200$ a barrel.
Screenshot this post, because it's how much of a clown market it is.
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>>62071173
>I appointed people to cabinet positions without knowing if they would be good or not
Trump is the real problem and that hasn't changed
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>>62071315
what do zoomers not get wisdom teeth?
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Wait a minute, the timetable works wonderfully, or so it seems, but is it using future prices or spot prices
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Is this bullish?
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>>62071323
I think the market is retarded but not cohesive, it'll take a few speculators to trigger a chain reaction
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I'm telling my entire family that I'm short the us stock market on Easter Sunday
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>>62071328
Shortages of fuel at pumps in the UK are hitting the news now.
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A reminder that the gap between wti and brent is because the wti front month is may while brent's is june
and both are lower than spot because the war will end before the expiry of both front month contracts
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>market closed tomorrow
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i want Pam to subpenis me
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>>62071344
>the war will end before the expiry of both
Source?
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>>62071329
dunno who that is
also I totally would Pam, I can't believe she is 60, not even nancy's botox is that good
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Australia has reportedly sent E-7 Wedgetail AWACS plames (probably to replace lost E-3s) and SASR special forces to the ME
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What’s the deal with trump firing the top Army general today, and what does this mean for the markets?
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>>62071347
common sense
do you think the war will last until fucking may?
It will end soon to save the midterms
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>>62071349
it's all fun and games til you fuck with Bruce's V8
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>>62071349
Annoying, but expected. Our government would never waste an opportunity to fight in somebody else's wars, especially when Israel wants it.
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>>62071345
Oh shit!
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>>62071353
Yes, I think it will last for years. Trump doesn't get to dictate when the war ends.
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>>62071345
OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS TRUMP
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>>62071361
>Trump doesn't get to dictate when the war ends.
well if he leaves the war "ends" anyway
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>>62071329
where did this dude come from. literal nobody is all of a sudden in every headline.
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>>62071366
Like Pete Hegseth he's a fox news anchor
that's it
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>>62071358
Do you think it's a reaction to your upcoming fuel shortage? Trump might be extorting Australia for assistance, especially since there were only 16 E-3s in the world before the 2 in the ME got destroyed, and the E-7 is more advanced.

Funnily the US was supposed to adopt it too but keep cutting funding for it while flying the E-3 built in the 80s lol
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>>62071353
Iran and Israel dictate when this ends. Strait is fucked until US wants to open it. IMO just Asia and europoors getting fucked, benefits US oil and LNG.
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>>62071365
Last 2 times he tried that neither Iran nor Israel stopped bombing lulz
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>>62071349
The SASR were sent to evacuate diplomats from Australian embassies, Australia will not get involved in fighting in the Iran War, the Prime Minister has already publicly asked why the US hasn't ended the war as it's "completed its objectives" which it clearly hasn't as the core objective of preventing Iran from achieving nuclear capability can't be achieved until their stockpile of enriched uranium is out of their hands
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>>62071369
The war can end with the strait closed anyways
like you said it's asians and europoors who suffer the most anyways so it's more a them problem
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>>62071205
>it's no big deal
>you know like the civil war

>>62071191
No. They are retarded, and they are trying to collapse the world economy, but they're doing it to enforce dependence on American oil and to try to stimulate autarchy. East and South Asia lose all their oil amd their manufacturing collapses, leaving America in a stronger position industrially given it's access to fossile fuels.

The retard part comes into play because none of this matters. Nobody is building sweat shops and factorys in the US, even if we induce a global recession. Foreigners buying our oil just benefits XOM, not any of us, and not the government. The seethe that we have induced is funny now, but it will not be funny when our EU and NATO vassals completely decouple from us (eventually). As we speak these niggers are meeting to discuss a "diplomatic solution," which could very well be establishing a prelude to an Iran controlled toll system. The entire rest of the world will pay tribute to Iran to let their oil flow out of the Strait, and they'll pay in YUAN and FARTCOINS to do it. It's the death of the petrol dollar, and with it a catastrophic acceleration to our debt crisis. Meanwhile our invasion of Iran will be such a massive fucking cluster fuck that it'll cause riots and regime change HERE, either chaotically or traditionally with the mid terms.
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>>62071329
B-but what will happen to the /LLLG/ - Life Liberty and Levin General?
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>>62071345
i know it's crazy
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>>62071369
Doesn't benefit the US at all, people are buying WTI instead of brent which is causing WTI to increase in price which is causing American petrol prices to increase in price, the US is also the world's largest importer and now the people they import from have higher production costs which means Americans will pay more for goods, the US also imports fertilister and 25% of American farmers have ZERO just as crops are about to be planted for spring
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>>62071353
looks like they're about to remove two more generals, on top of the fact sy hersh said we're invading. what does mr. sense have to say about that? this will go on for years and only expand until the people in power are overthrown or killed in office.
https://nitter.net/The_Real_Fly/status/2039843960345034811#m
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>>62071365
That's not how wars work.
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>>62071372
What is the E-7 gonna do then? Not disagreeing with the SASR assessment, there's no good sources and the existing ones say "only" 90 are going
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>>62071374
Ironically a US recession lowering the cost of labor might be the only way to revitalize the country
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>>62071353
Republicans have already guaranteed a loss at the midterms, the exact same Democrat candidates who lost the the last elections by double digits are now winning by double digits, Democrats are going to win a majority in the house and senate, probably a super majority
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>>62071385
What the other one already operating there is doing, assisting Gulf nations by tracking missiles and drones in their airspace and relaying to the Americans where the attacks came from
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>>62071367
so basically fox news built a trump echochamer and are controlling policy now?
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>>62071400
That's how the American political system works anon. If your party loses you work in the media. So if you're a repub, and you lose, you get a job at fox. If you're a dem, and you lose, you go to get a job at CNN/MSNBC. Then you wait for the next election and read a script and wait to try again. Or you start a podcast since it is 2026 after all.
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>>62071251
Oh no, muslims are getting their package delayed. How terrifying.
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>>62071298
>>62071295
>>62071286

Didn’t know this board had so many Christfags. lol,lmao
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>>62071405
So, with Iran achieving regime change in the US, how much time did they buy before the boots-on-ground operation? Surely they wouldn't trigger it this weekend after firing key personnel. Next week seems to quick as well.
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>>62071420
kek
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Reaper just shot down in iran
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Tariffs are back, 100% on imported drugas
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>>62071412
This entire war was started by Christianity
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>>62071420
USS Boxer doesn't arrive in the region until late April, so if there are ground forces deployed it won't be before it arrives, though the US may do a special forces operation to destroy/retrieve the enriched uranium before then
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25% tariffs on imported steel, aluminum and copper
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>>62071429
Fucking clownshow. Trump destroyed everything for Israel.
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>>62071412
You can just ask chatgpt before posting dumbshit like, how dense someone have to be to not search before posting?
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Tel Aviv just got hit !!
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>>62071381
Long term people who buy Lockheed Martin and US steel and shit will benefit. They want a country where it's not profitable to produce things in american factories locally because world shipping is now exposed to pirates.
People who import from outside america? Trump says screw those guys.
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>>62071436
It's a start
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How big a kick in the nuts would it be to gentiles for these herbs to kick shit off Easter weekend?
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Holy exit pump, I sold everything.

100% into SOXS
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>>62071420
No idea. Any invasion will be carnage for America. Hopefully they just go now and get it over with.
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>>62071437
You're either Judeo-Christian who loves Israel or you're gonna be thrown out with the trannies of San Francisco and new york in the civil war.
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>>62071425
American healthcare costs double. Why does trump hate Americans?
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>>62071448
grim
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>>62071448
Jesus was a tranny though.
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After many many days and games of reaching 1 game away from promotion to plat in league and losing, today on good friday the day of our lord I am pleased to announce that I have achieved the rank of platinum in league of legends. Just as my league mmr, the stock market too will hit new ATH's after periods of extensive crabbing and dips, because line must go up. Trust the plan and have a merry Easter. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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>not even Special Missile Operation is going well after spending the entirety of CENTCOM's stocks
>they're trying to expand the war's scope to Special Uranium Operation on top of all this
lmao
what the fuck are you doing Smegmaseth you goddamn clown
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>>62071434
The US also deployed another carrier strike group to the region yesterday, lead by the aircraft carrier the USS Theodore Roosevelt
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>>62071459
3 special guys coming together for a 3 day special operation. What could go wrong
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here's some clown world easter honking:
>Iran folds over the weekend
>news of full Humussy opening
>SPX blasts through 6700pts like butter early next week (one candle)
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>>62071425
liberation day 2: electric boogaloo
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israel won
america won
yahweh won
jesus christ won
capitalism won
islam lost
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>>62071466
Nope, trump is gonna send some special forces somewhere. Iran is gonna capture them. They will send another team only to get blown up by fpv drones. Then the wat secretary is gonna get fired.
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How many of you are investing in emergent markets? I know some here have pbr and some chineses stocks.
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>>62071450
he cycles through the same things, just like a propaganda bot on /gif/, same type of brainwashing
abby shapiro, taylor swift, emma watson, aoc etc etc
tariffs, radical leftists, israel, nato, canada/greenland etc etc
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Is there any reason to think at this point regime change won't require boots on the ground going door to door across the entire country?
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>>62071472
That's even more retarded than my prediction.
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>>62071477
It was never a possibility without, did you think the Iranian people would welcome Americans with flowers and hugs after they fucked their country continuously since 1979?
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>>62071473
You ask the same question every week, and cry about your bags every week.
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>>62071471
But Islam believes in Jesus, unlike Judaism
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>>62071458
until this and the enriched uranium are dealt with the administration and israel have a rock solid reason to keep this war going and to a lesser extent the funding of iranian proxy groups
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bros i ate the dino nuggets
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>>62071477
I don't think the intention is regime change in so much as the continuous assassination of leaders until someone who doesn't actually have a suicidal deathwish steps up to the plate. Basically like the Maduro situation, how his replacement just kind of rolled over.
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>>62071484
I never cried about my bags lol. And I never sell btw.
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>>62071488
I dont care what they believe in. Its a backwards weird religion
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>>62071491
soon they will become natural gas and complete the lifecycle of the dinosaur
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>>62071492
It doesn't seem to be going that way though, it seems like the Iranians planned for this exact situation in ways that Venezuela did not, and that there is no way to actually govern the area without boots not the ground blocksweeps to root out terrorists. So basically trump fucked everyone and locked us in another decade war lol
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>>62071488
No they fucking don't. The stories of 'Prophet Isa' in the Quran are recycled Arab fairy tales -- turning clay pigeons into real ones and all that shit. Oh, and He doesn't die on the cross, just goes straight up to heaven, thereby conveniently invalidating Christianity. Fuck that satanic cult and all who practice it.
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>>62071225
>Trump wants ... China ... to fail.
anon, I...
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i got some bad news for anyone who bought puts at close.... the markets gonna be green on monday. why? because its a technical bounce
kek baggies
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>>62071500
Yeah they consider him a holy man rather than a God. Still way better than what Jews think of him though
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>>62071491
I cracked open a freddo Easter egg and ate the freddo faces inside.
Nothing can taint my current level of pleasure.
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>>62071492
>how his replacement just kind of rolled over.
That is not what happened at all, it's amazing how people are so willfully ignorant, Delcy Rodriguez engineered the Maduro coup, she contributed $500,000 to the Trump campaign back in 2016 and was even in Washington attempting to get an audience with him
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>>62071492
>lower trust country that was economically destroyed by an incompetent regime and a disloyal military
>higher trust country with common religion that has been harassed by foreign power for decades that's now trying to finish the job which is an existential threat to everyone
yeah, same thing basically
>>62071500
stay tuned for will this ID stick around
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>>62071509
Why the fook did Maduro keep a plant like that around
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>>62071488
Nice digits too bad you're fucking retarded
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But Whitey's on the moon
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>>62071225
the plan is to bomb Iran until netanyahu tells trump it's ok to stop, any geopolitical success the US gains will come simply from a forthy mix of our superiority and Trump's retard magic
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>>62071135
or drafted
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>>62071517
Dats rawwcist mannnn.
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>>62071515
You guys seem really offended by that truthful post. I should mention that more often
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They're desperately clearing house of all military leadership that opposes ground force incursions into iran, till they find someone dumb enough to take the bait, meanwhile israel flat out publicly denied to help with any ground offensive days ago
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>NEW: U.S. intelligence assessments indicate that roughly half of Iran’s missile launchers remain intact, along with thousands of one-way attack drones and a significant portion of its coastal cruise missile capabilities, despite weeks of U.S. and Israeli strikes, according to CNN.
>Iran still retains the ability to threaten the region, particularly shipping in the Strait of Hormuz, as many assets may be hidden or not directly targeted.
>While the strikes have degraded Iran’s military and eliminated key leaders, intelligence suggests its capabilities are far from fully neutralized.
>Many of Iran’s coastal cruise missile systems remain intact because they were not a primary target of the campaign and may now be hidden underground, making them harder to strike.
>Iran’s regular navy has largely been destroyed, but the IRGC’s naval forces still retain about half their capabilities, including “hundreds, if not thousands, of small boats and unmanned surface vessels.”
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>>62071527
No, likely they've already found someone willing to invade Iran and that's why they're confident firing chief of staff. At least I hope so, my SPY puts need to print
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>>62071405
Before you regime change in Iran, start with regime change at home
t. Pete "Stone Age" Hegseth
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>>62071514
party politics, she was backed by one of factions that run the Venezuelan regime and along with her brother they amassed power and favour before she knifed him, but she doesn't rule Venezuela, it's ruled by various factions within the regime
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>>62071527
Yeah, I am sus that slick hair anchor is getting rid of decades experience white dude generals
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>>62071532
Apparently hegseth's former aid will be taking the position.
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>>62071533
A 11% OIL PUMP IS ENOUGH TO TRIGGER AN US REGIME CHANGE
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>>62071517
no he isn't
bunch of mutts just doin a drive by
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Trump supposedly announcing tomorrow that defence budget will increase to $1.5tn.
With all these radars, tomohawks and patriots wasted I can't wait to see how much is allocated to RTX.
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Can anyone explain why the fuck Israel is bombing Lebanon? What does that have to do with anything?
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>>62071544
Congress is in charge of spending, doesn’t mean shit.
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>>62071549
Greater Israel.
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>>62071550
Nothing means anything in current America. It's a fucking madhouse.
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>>62071549
hezbollah has a parallel state in lebanon and it is funded by and allied with iran. when this kicked off they started firing into israel
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>>62071557
Ok thanks I forgot about that. Fuck kikes anyway.
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>>62071549
They are taking a chunk of the south of Lebanon by force, demolishing all infrastructure. They want a 'buffer zone' but there will be settlers there almost immediately.
Permanently.
The USA is backing this.
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>>62071558
>>62071557
Why hasn't Hamas done anything yet? Or are the jew news just not covering them?
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>>62071560
Have you seen Gaza currently? It's just a field of rubble.
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>>62071549
Hezbollah chimped out two weeks ago and launched some shit at israel, that's being used as a justification to annex southern lebanon, they're alleging they destroyed a hundred israeli tanks with no after action video
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>>62071365
>well if he leaves
It means Iran wins, and US loses the petrodollar and the gulf arabs become Irans bitches. American world hegemony is done at that very moment, and the Chinese don't seem to be as welcoming to the international jew as they were back in the days of Mao. You honestly think jews will let USA to back down now, when the existence of pissrael and jewish dominance in the west is at stake.
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On the subject of hezbollah

>i24NEWS: The IDF assesses that Hezbollah had built its firepower for four months of continuous fighting.

>Damage to rocket arrays, command centres and launchers has not yet translated into a decline in fire due to the decentralisation of launchers, but a security source said the degradation will shorten the war’s duration.

>The rocket fire rate at northern communities has dropped from 120‑130 per day to 50‑60, and accuracy is also decreasing due to pressure on operators and fear of being hunted.

I'm suspecting that like Iran they're waiting for a signal or for Trump to escalate before launching a huge strike
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hooties been pretty quiet too doe



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