clown Trump edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62070486
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Was there any news for the market erasing all of yesterday's after-hours losses? Or was it dip buying? Was away all day
sugar
EARLY BAKERS SHOULD BE SHOT
Nigger thread, nigger market
F15 sjust shot down over the golf
>US has successfully air stuck its 600th Iranian school today.bullish or bearish for the US economy?
BLOOD FOR JOOJOOCUM
GIGA RAPIST OIL DAILY CANDLE
>>62071133News headlines about Iran drafting plans to control traffic through the Strait of Hormuz with Oman, what the market is ignoring is that this doesn't take effect until after the war and is just Iran taking formal steps to toll shipping through the strait, market is fully delusional at this point
>>62071133rumors oman made a deal with iran to let tankers traverse the strait the uk forming a thirty country coalition to work towards opening the strait diplomaticallyfrance's macron publicly stating the strait can only be opened through diplomatic meanstake your pic, none of it has the group responsible for keeping the strait closed, the irgc, who is acting independently from tehran
>>62071143whats the exchange ratio?
>>62071158100 children for an ounce
>>62071140>source:
At some point, someone is going to need to go into iran and kill the irgc who's operating independently from the iranian army and the govt in tehran
>>62071161fugg. how much once per average in an average 5'4" oz jew load?
>>62071133they put this statement across all the news tickers/wires but left the last 5 words off
>Patel and Bondi goneBullish?
>>62071125bump limit is 310 in /biz/, you retarded newfag shill
So what's it mean that WTI is higher than brent? Also isn't $110+ really bad long term?
>>62071173
>>62071167.25
>>62071170It's more than headlines, many western news articles make 0 mention of it being post-war and make it sound like Iran is about to set it up soon
That’s so gay the market is closed tomorrow. I might actually do my job
Trump isn't actually an idiot. He thinks that liberals can't be trusted with this planet so he's gonna collapse the entire system and turn it into a russianlike war economy.Continuing the war with Iran accelerates the collapse. People have to remember, he's not just an old man, there's many backers. Peter Thiel sees this entire thing as profitable.
>>62071173Bearish.Hegseth is the one that needs to go.
>>62071164Not my problem
>>62071170>>62071157Good shit, was scratching my head after seeing WTI at $112 and a green dildo in equities. I will be buying more SOXS before close lmao, good luck me
>>62071173Army Chief of Staff getting ousted is the real concerning one.
>>62071133no news just computer algorithms working as intended
To be fair, a lot of top level Iranian staff were ousted recently too.
>>62071173>source: hindustan times
>>62071164But it's gonna be to send oil to 300 bucks, not to save the world economy. Remember, they want the world to collapse, american red state voters will benefit from it by being the ones least hurt by it.There's gonna be a civil war eventually and the blue states will lose.If you hate israel and you're a blue stater, you will lose eventually.
>>62071196While I am extremely pissed at Trump and think this whole thing is a colossal fuck up, this is actually not that unusual. Lincoln had to do the same in the Civil War and there are thousands of examples of leaders needing to do this prior to a war.
>>62071188An example is CNBC, zero mention that this is all post-warhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/02/iran-war-oman-hormuz-strait.html
>>62071154I do business with none of these companies.
>>62071190It all makes sense now. he made his speech yesterday to butter us up for a ground invasion while the market is closed.
>>62071173Hegseth just fired an old guard general, probably because he was calling hegseth a retard, so I'm saying bearish
>>62071204>american red state voters will benefit from it by being the ones least hurt by it???
>>62071205Hegseth is doing a pretty good job though. He's collapsing the world's economy pretty fast.
>people invest in chip companies when airplanes will stop being builttech companies are going to zero and 4chan will finally die
>>62071173Not really. They really want boots on the ground despite how suicidal it is
>>62071204killing the one's responsible for funding red state welfare and their gun collecting funko pop addiction, yea...
R8 my 5-d chess cope: Trump teams up with Israel and chokes a war to make Israel look weak so someone nukes them.
>>62071191>Trump isn't actually an idiot.Source?
>>62071210They're militarily savvy, they love war, they're violent and want to conquer Canada and Mexico. They'll also he supported by Israel the next superpower in the middle east. Big tech might go down temporarily but it'll win in the end because they want all this. Nvidia is the winning move, it won't dump too far.
>>62071173Iran is achieving regime change in America.
>>62071205>cival war >prior to wars The civil war was a bit more serious then middle east war #27 and also this is during not prior. Sidelining him shows that he wasn't willing to do what they wanted or they are deeply unhappy with how things are going currently
>>62071217If the goal is to make oil go down, then trump is an idiot.If the goal is to send oil to 300 bucks and collapse europe and east asia then trump is a genius. The sea trading routes are about to become extremely unsafe and america benefits from export restrictions. The world doesn't. Trump wants Korea, China and Japan to fail.
>>62071204>Remember, they want the world to collapseknower
>>62071225>collapse europe and east asiaGenius. This won't have any repurcussions for America whatsoever.
>futures
>>62070598How do I activate my latent djinn genes? ...Djenes?
>>62071191i think trump is quite retarded. that's why he was the chosen one. extremely easy to nudge with flattery, money, power>>62071232if you think about things going forward in terms of nation states, you'll be increasingly confused
Hey, looks like that regime changed happened after allIn the US
>>62071223Like I said I am no longer a Trump supporter Reddit-kun.But it is normal to purge unbelievers during a military operation. It would be a major, major stretch to call guys at that level "very important" in the kind of warfare fought today. In Napoleonic warfare where people are marching around a field it does but Stalinist purge accusations are unjustified. What really matters are mid level officers etc, and so far as I know Hegseth only has his sights set on fattys. He's not shit because he's bad at war, he's shit because he's shit at his main job, public relations and selling the war.
>100k sharties storming the shores of Iran and getting blown to bits in the iranian mountainsIt's gonna be so kino bros
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Kek
>>62071237Retard
The market has war fatigue>>62071173Insanely
>AMZN
>>62071251market does not care. up.and.to.the.right.retard.
>>62071184so 25 kids/load. alright. Might look into jewjew cum futures. have a feeling they are going up.
Remember that trump said there was a ceasefire coming a few days ago you guys believed him and started buying the bottom?
>>62071248Reddit ass reply.
>>62071260Correcting Americans on history and geography is not platform specific.
>>62071248same energy
>>62071261Except The Achaemenid Empire was during the Iron Age, the "stone age" refers to before written history during 'caveman' times
>>62071248>500BC>stone age
Didn’t get a chance to shit post at all today. WTI is now trading above BRENT. You’re telling me OIL pumped and all its derivatives tanked?This is some serious clown world shit.
>>62071271It's BCE sweatie
>>62071272Market is still delusional that this will end soon. Won't be able to deny it when oil is 200 a barrel
>>62071275>Era is still defined by the birth of JesusWhat a retarded and useless change
>>62071275Nah stay butthurt over Jesus
>>62071279>BCEbefore common era
>>62071235>town in middle of Saudi Arabia >everyone speak Englishmost Bedouin people of Arabia
>>62071282Are you retarded? The dates for BCE are identical to BC as are CE to AD they just changed the names you fucking mongoloid, the eras are still defined around the Birth of Jesus you dumb niggering cunt
>renewed strikes this weekend>hegseth is going to say something psychotic about the return of christ and how it relates to this war on easter sunday>iran begins activating its terror cells in the US next week>oil above 200 by end of AprilKeep buying the dip, /biz/
>>62071283anon...
>>62071248>access to the internet >access to AI>can learn anything>calls 2500 years ago “le Stone Age”Oh godIf I had Twitter I would have have replied with ilam destruction
>>62071282>>62071286>Common Era (CE) and Before the Common Era (BCE) are year notations for the Gregorian or Julian calendar, and are exactly equivalent to the Anno Domini (AD) and Before Christ (BC) notationsI mean where do you live to not know this? How old are you? I am curious how someone as stupid as you exists
>>62071282>>62071286>>62071295>Common Era (CE) and Before Common Era (BCE) are calendar neutral terms for the same time division as AD (Anno Domini) and BC (Before Christ), with 1 CE officially beginning with the traditional estimated birth of Jesus. CE replaces AD (the year of the Lord) to provide a secular, inclusive standard, though both share the same starting point.Honestly how are mongoloids like you even able to find your way here
>>62071235why do jinns need school?
>>62071282Answer me you dense nigger, what country creates people as stupid as you? How old are you?
Do women really?How do I profit from this?
>>62071245bismallah
>>62071310Forgot pic
>>62071306>>62071298>>62071295>>62071286Calm down, Neil!
>>62071282Craven dog cunt
>>62071277Believe it or not, but the last few days proved that the market is actually stupid enough to ignore 200$ a barrel.Screenshot this post, because it's how much of a clown market it is.
>>62071173>I appointed people to cabinet positions without knowing if they would be good or notTrump is the real problem and that hasn't changed
>>62071315what do zoomers not get wisdom teeth?
Wait a minute, the timetable works wonderfully, or so it seems, but is it using future prices or spot prices
Is this bullish?
>>62071323I think the market is retarded but not cohesive, it'll take a few speculators to trigger a chain reaction
I'm telling my entire family that I'm short the us stock market on Easter Sunday
>>62071328Shortages of fuel at pumps in the UK are hitting the news now.
A reminder that the gap between wti and brent is because the wti front month is may while brent's is juneand both are lower than spot because the war will end before the expiry of both front month contracts
>market closed tomorrow
i want Pam to subpenis me
>>62071344>the war will end before the expiry of bothSource?
>>62071329dunno who that isalso I totally would Pam, I can't believe she is 60, not even nancy's botox is that good
Australia has reportedly sent E-7 Wedgetail AWACS plames (probably to replace lost E-3s) and SASR special forces to the ME
What’s the deal with trump firing the top Army general today, and what does this mean for the markets?
>>62071347common sensedo you think the war will last until fucking may?It will end soon to save the midterms
>>62071349it's all fun and games til you fuck with Bruce's V8
>>62071349Annoying, but expected. Our government would never waste an opportunity to fight in somebody else's wars, especially when Israel wants it.
>>62071345Oh shit!
>>62071353Yes, I think it will last for years. Trump doesn't get to dictate when the war ends.
>>62071345OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS TRUMP
>>62071361>Trump doesn't get to dictate when the war ends.well if he leaves the war "ends" anyway
>>62071329where did this dude come from. literal nobody is all of a sudden in every headline.
>>62071366Like Pete Hegseth he's a fox news anchorthat's it
>>62071358Do you think it's a reaction to your upcoming fuel shortage? Trump might be extorting Australia for assistance, especially since there were only 16 E-3s in the world before the 2 in the ME got destroyed, and the E-7 is more advanced.Funnily the US was supposed to adopt it too but keep cutting funding for it while flying the E-3 built in the 80s lol
>>62071353Iran and Israel dictate when this ends. Strait is fucked until US wants to open it. IMO just Asia and europoors getting fucked, benefits US oil and LNG.
>>62071365Last 2 times he tried that neither Iran nor Israel stopped bombing lulz
>>62071349The SASR were sent to evacuate diplomats from Australian embassies, Australia will not get involved in fighting in the Iran War, the Prime Minister has already publicly asked why the US hasn't ended the war as it's "completed its objectives" which it clearly hasn't as the core objective of preventing Iran from achieving nuclear capability can't be achieved until their stockpile of enriched uranium is out of their hands
>>62071369The war can end with the strait closed anywayslike you said it's asians and europoors who suffer the most anyways so it's more a them problem
>>62071205>it's no big deal>you know like the civil war>>62071191No. They are retarded, and they are trying to collapse the world economy, but they're doing it to enforce dependence on American oil and to try to stimulate autarchy. East and South Asia lose all their oil amd their manufacturing collapses, leaving America in a stronger position industrially given it's access to fossile fuels. The retard part comes into play because none of this matters. Nobody is building sweat shops and factorys in the US, even if we induce a global recession. Foreigners buying our oil just benefits XOM, not any of us, and not the government. The seethe that we have induced is funny now, but it will not be funny when our EU and NATO vassals completely decouple from us (eventually). As we speak these niggers are meeting to discuss a "diplomatic solution," which could very well be establishing a prelude to an Iran controlled toll system. The entire rest of the world will pay tribute to Iran to let their oil flow out of the Strait, and they'll pay in YUAN and FARTCOINS to do it. It's the death of the petrol dollar, and with it a catastrophic acceleration to our debt crisis. Meanwhile our invasion of Iran will be such a massive fucking cluster fuck that it'll cause riots and regime change HERE, either chaotically or traditionally with the mid terms.
>>62071329B-but what will happen to the /LLLG/ - Life Liberty and Levin General?
>>62071345i know it's crazy
>>62071369Doesn't benefit the US at all, people are buying WTI instead of brent which is causing WTI to increase in price which is causing American petrol prices to increase in price, the US is also the world's largest importer and now the people they import from have higher production costs which means Americans will pay more for goods, the US also imports fertilister and 25% of American farmers have ZERO just as crops are about to be planted for spring
>>62071353looks like they're about to remove two more generals, on top of the fact sy hersh said we're invading. what does mr. sense have to say about that? this will go on for years and only expand until the people in power are overthrown or killed in office.https://nitter.net/The_Real_Fly/status/2039843960345034811#m
>>62071365That's not how wars work.
>>62071372What is the E-7 gonna do then? Not disagreeing with the SASR assessment, there's no good sources and the existing ones say "only" 90 are going
>>62071374Ironically a US recession lowering the cost of labor might be the only way to revitalize the country
>>62071353Republicans have already guaranteed a loss at the midterms, the exact same Democrat candidates who lost the the last elections by double digits are now winning by double digits, Democrats are going to win a majority in the house and senate, probably a super majority
>>62071385What the other one already operating there is doing, assisting Gulf nations by tracking missiles and drones in their airspace and relaying to the Americans where the attacks came from
>>62071367so basically fox news built a trump echochamer and are controlling policy now?
>>62071400That's how the American political system works anon. If your party loses you work in the media. So if you're a repub, and you lose, you get a job at fox. If you're a dem, and you lose, you go to get a job at CNN/MSNBC. Then you wait for the next election and read a script and wait to try again. Or you start a podcast since it is 2026 after all.
>>62071251Oh no, muslims are getting their package delayed. How terrifying.
>>62071318>>62071298>>62071295>>62071286Didn’t know this board had so many Christfags. lol,lmao
>>62071405So, with Iran achieving regime change in the US, how much time did they buy before the boots-on-ground operation? Surely they wouldn't trigger it this weekend after firing key personnel. Next week seems to quick as well.
>>62071420kek
Reaper just shot down in iran
Tariffs are back, 100% on imported drugas
>>62071412This entire war was started by Christianity
>>62071420USS Boxer doesn't arrive in the region until late April, so if there are ground forces deployed it won't be before it arrives, though the US may do a special forces operation to destroy/retrieve the enriched uranium before then
>>62071420
25% tariffs on imported steel, aluminum and copper
>>62071429Fucking clownshow. Trump destroyed everything for Israel.
>>62071412You can just ask chatgpt before posting dumbshit like, how dense someone have to be to not search before posting?
Tel Aviv just got hit !!
>>62071427
>>62071381Long term people who buy Lockheed Martin and US steel and shit will benefit. They want a country where it's not profitable to produce things in american factories locally because world shipping is now exposed to pirates. People who import from outside america? Trump says screw those guys.
>>62071436It's a start
How big a kick in the nuts would it be to gentiles for these herbs to kick shit off Easter weekend?
Holy exit pump, I sold everything. 100% into SOXS
>>62071420No idea. Any invasion will be carnage for America. Hopefully they just go now and get it over with.
>>62071437You're either Judeo-Christian who loves Israel or you're gonna be thrown out with the trannies of San Francisco and new york in the civil war.
>>62071425American healthcare costs double. Why does trump hate Americans?
>>62071448grim
>>62071448Jesus was a tranny though.
After many many days and games of reaching 1 game away from promotion to plat in league and losing, today on good friday the day of our lord I am pleased to announce that I have achieved the rank of platinum in league of legends. Just as my league mmr, the stock market too will hit new ATH's after periods of extensive crabbing and dips, because line must go up. Trust the plan and have a merry Easter. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>not even Special Missile Operation is going well after spending the entirety of CENTCOM's stocks >they're trying to expand the war's scope to Special Uranium Operation on top of all thislmao what the fuck are you doing Smegmaseth you goddamn clown
>>62071434The US also deployed another carrier strike group to the region yesterday, lead by the aircraft carrier the USS Theodore Roosevelt
>>620714593 special guys coming together for a 3 day special operation. What could go wrong
here's some clown world easter honking:>Iran folds over the weekend>news of full Humussy opening>SPX blasts through 6700pts like butter early next week (one candle)
>>62071425liberation day 2: electric boogaloo
israel wonamerica wonyahweh wonjesus christ woncapitalism wonislam lost
>>62071466Nope, trump is gonna send some special forces somewhere. Iran is gonna capture them. They will send another team only to get blown up by fpv drones. Then the wat secretary is gonna get fired.
How many of you are investing in emergent markets? I know some here have pbr and some chineses stocks.
>>62071450he cycles through the same things, just like a propaganda bot on /gif/, same type of brainwashingabby shapiro, taylor swift, emma watson, aoc etc etctariffs, radical leftists, israel, nato, canada/greenland etc etc
Is there any reason to think at this point regime change won't require boots on the ground going door to door across the entire country?
>>62071472That's even more retarded than my prediction.
>>62071477It was never a possibility without, did you think the Iranian people would welcome Americans with flowers and hugs after they fucked their country continuously since 1979?
>>62071473You ask the same question every week, and cry about your bags every week.
>>62071471But Islam believes in Jesus, unlike Judaism
>>62071458until this and the enriched uranium are dealt with the administration and israel have a rock solid reason to keep this war going and to a lesser extent the funding of iranian proxy groups
bros i ate the dino nuggets
>>62071477I don't think the intention is regime change in so much as the continuous assassination of leaders until someone who doesn't actually have a suicidal deathwish steps up to the plate. Basically like the Maduro situation, how his replacement just kind of rolled over.
>>62071484I never cried about my bags lol. And I never sell btw.
>>62071488I dont care what they believe in. Its a backwards weird religion
>>62071491soon they will become natural gas and complete the lifecycle of the dinosaur
>>62071492It doesn't seem to be going that way though, it seems like the Iranians planned for this exact situation in ways that Venezuela did not, and that there is no way to actually govern the area without boots not the ground blocksweeps to root out terrorists. So basically trump fucked everyone and locked us in another decade war lol
>>62071488No they fucking don't. The stories of 'Prophet Isa' in the Quran are recycled Arab fairy tales -- turning clay pigeons into real ones and all that shit. Oh, and He doesn't die on the cross, just goes straight up to heaven, thereby conveniently invalidating Christianity. Fuck that satanic cult and all who practice it.
>>62071225>Trump wants ... China ... to fail.anon, I...
i got some bad news for anyone who bought puts at close.... the markets gonna be green on monday. why? because its a technical bouncekek baggies
>>62071500Yeah they consider him a holy man rather than a God. Still way better than what Jews think of him though
>>62071491I cracked open a freddo Easter egg and ate the freddo faces inside.Nothing can taint my current level of pleasure.
>>62071492>how his replacement just kind of rolled over.That is not what happened at all, it's amazing how people are so willfully ignorant, Delcy Rodriguez engineered the Maduro coup, she contributed $500,000 to the Trump campaign back in 2016 and was even in Washington attempting to get an audience with him
>>62071492>lower trust country that was economically destroyed by an incompetent regime and a disloyal military>higher trust country with common religion that has been harassed by foreign power for decades that's now trying to finish the job which is an existential threat to everyoneyeah, same thing basically>>62071500stay tuned for will this ID stick around
>>62071509Why the fook did Maduro keep a plant like that around
>>62071488Nice digits too bad you're fucking retarded
But Whitey's on the moon
>>62071225the plan is to bomb Iran until netanyahu tells trump it's ok to stop, any geopolitical success the US gains will come simply from a forthy mix of our superiority and Trump's retard magic
>>62071135or drafted
>>62071517Dats rawwcist mannnn.
>>62071515You guys seem really offended by that truthful post. I should mention that more often
They're desperately clearing house of all military leadership that opposes ground force incursions into iran, till they find someone dumb enough to take the bait, meanwhile israel flat out publicly denied to help with any ground offensive days ago
>NEW: U.S. intelligence assessments indicate that roughly half of Iran’s missile launchers remain intact, along with thousands of one-way attack drones and a significant portion of its coastal cruise missile capabilities, despite weeks of U.S. and Israeli strikes, according to CNN.>Iran still retains the ability to threaten the region, particularly shipping in the Strait of Hormuz, as many assets may be hidden or not directly targeted. >While the strikes have degraded Iran’s military and eliminated key leaders, intelligence suggests its capabilities are far from fully neutralized.>Many of Iran’s coastal cruise missile systems remain intact because they were not a primary target of the campaign and may now be hidden underground, making them harder to strike.>Iran’s regular navy has largely been destroyed, but the IRGC’s naval forces still retain about half their capabilities, including “hundreds, if not thousands, of small boats and unmanned surface vessels.”
>>62071527No, likely they've already found someone willing to invade Iran and that's why they're confident firing chief of staff. At least I hope so, my SPY puts need to print
>>62071405Before you regime change in Iran, start with regime change at homet. Pete "Stone Age" Hegseth
>>62071514party politics, she was backed by one of factions that run the Venezuelan regime and along with her brother they amassed power and favour before she knifed him, but she doesn't rule Venezuela, it's ruled by various factions within the regime
>>62071527Yeah, I am sus that slick hair anchor is getting rid of decades experience white dude generals
>>62071532Apparently hegseth's former aid will be taking the position.
>>62071533A 11% OIL PUMP IS ENOUGH TO TRIGGER AN US REGIME CHANGE
>>62071517no he isn'tbunch of mutts just doin a drive by
Trump supposedly announcing tomorrow that defence budget will increase to $1.5tn. With all these radars, tomohawks and patriots wasted I can't wait to see how much is allocated to RTX.
Can anyone explain why the fuck Israel is bombing Lebanon? What does that have to do with anything?
>>62071544Congress is in charge of spending, doesn’t mean shit.
>>62071549Greater Israel.
>>62071550Nothing means anything in current America. It's a fucking madhouse.
>>62071549hezbollah has a parallel state in lebanon and it is funded by and allied with iran. when this kicked off they started firing into israel
>>62071557Ok thanks I forgot about that. Fuck kikes anyway.
>>62071549They are taking a chunk of the south of Lebanon by force, demolishing all infrastructure. They want a 'buffer zone' but there will be settlers there almost immediately. Permanently. The USA is backing this.
>>62071558>>62071557Why hasn't Hamas done anything yet? Or are the jew news just not covering them?
>>62071560Have you seen Gaza currently? It's just a field of rubble.
>>62071549Hezbollah chimped out two weeks ago and launched some shit at israel, that's being used as a justification to annex southern lebanon, they're alleging they destroyed a hundred israeli tanks with no after action video
>>62071365>well if he leavesIt means Iran wins, and US loses the petrodollar and the gulf arabs become Irans bitches. American world hegemony is done at that very moment, and the Chinese don't seem to be as welcoming to the international jew as they were back in the days of Mao. You honestly think jews will let USA to back down now, when the existence of pissrael and jewish dominance in the west is at stake.
On the subject of hezbollah>i24NEWS: The IDF assesses that Hezbollah had built its firepower for four months of continuous fighting. >Damage to rocket arrays, command centres and launchers has not yet translated into a decline in fire due to the decentralisation of launchers, but a security source said the degradation will shorten the war’s duration. >The rocket fire rate at northern communities has dropped from 120‑130 per day to 50‑60, and accuracy is also decreasing due to pressure on operators and fear of being hunted. I'm suspecting that like Iran they're waiting for a signal or for Trump to escalate before launching a huge strike
hooties been pretty quiet too doe
>>62071345It's Friday today.
TWO WEEKS BROS WW@?????TWO MORE = WEEKSKRAKEN = RELEASEDPLAN = TRUSTED
I like how there's barely any media coverage of how war has already escalated with the Iraqi Shi'ite militias involvement who themselves have been launching missile and drone attacks at the Gulf States on top of their filmed attacks using FPV drones on American assets, they even forced the US to abandon the Victoria Base Complex in Baghdad and retreat to Turkey, the US asked for a ceasefire and the Iraqi government mediated it
>>62071532>>62071535There was no plan other than trying to degrade the iranian armed forces ability to launch strikes against israel like during the 12 day war in 2025, trump fucked it up by being a part of a decapitation strike which has thrown the country into chaos and splintered the irgc away from an absent iranian leadership caste, they're spitballing and planning what comes next in real time publicly and nothing of the upcoming plan involves de-escalation
>>62071567the hooters near me closed down
Guys, what do you think of gold miners? If there's a rate hike they get fucked temporary but outside that scenario, should they not just print money for the next few years? Stop me from Buying aem
>>62071572>the US asked for a ceasefire and the Iraqi government mediated itThen the US breached it and all hell broke loose. Erbil has been getting bombarded since.
>>62071578hoes are losing their jobs and youre laughing
>>62071572You like that?
>>62071582Fuel costs. Minings main cost is diesel.
>>62071582What do you think mining machinery runs on?
>>62071578>hooters>average hooters customer
>>62071585Just today the US also called for all Americans to leave Iraq as it's become too dangerous there
>>62071589Fuel cost goes up. Inflation goes up, gold goes up, no? Unless there's rate hikes and fiscal responsibility
>>62071582I think you should buy physical gold for 10%-15-% of your port
>https://files.catbox.moe/y80p3w.mp4
>>62071590Dollars?
>>62071448Where in NYC are the tranny bars? Asking for a friend who my go on holiday there next year.
>>62071596Everyone is dumping gold to get dollars to buy fuel.
>>62071598But if gold crab i get nothing. But if i have aem and gold crabs at 4.5k they'll print money I can buy gold for
>>62071596Are you retarded? A gold miner's value is more than just the cost of gold, they have production costs and those are soaring with the increase in the price of diesel, why wouldn't you just buy a gold etf or physical gold? Also gold is not a hedge against inflation, it's a hedge against currency debasement, gold falls during near and medium term inflation
>>62071582I think they are a trap. Unless you wish to hold for 40+ years and pass to your son.
>>62071561>Have you seen Gaza currently? It's just a field of rubble.Posts that could be from any time
>>62071582Overvalued. Fresnillo is trading at like 70 P/E right now. Glencore, wow 250 P/E according to Google. Makes sense, gold has been skyrocketing for years, why would it not be priced in?
jerome jerome jeromelower the rates!
>>62071604Only non dollar countries. And if I was in Turkey i rather have gold i can sell for dollar/oil than Turkish dollar
>>62071605Miners are going to get slaughtered on profit margins by the cost of diesel you spasticated nigger
>>62071596Gold is weird because it doesn't actually perform well when there's actual inflation, it does well when there are futures expectations of inflation
>>62071607I haven't had a date since 1998, and unless hugs can cause pregnancy I think I won't have a son
>>62071616It performs well against currency debasement, such as a weak currency or against long term inflation
>>62071610What about aem?>>62071613Check the math. If diesel is so expensive then fiat lose value more than gold>>62071616Agree, but are you saying there's not a future expectation of inflation? I say there is
Donald Nigger
Stop whining Cheapies soonWe will all make it (in 5 years)
>>62071624Donald Bigger
>>62071623>Check the math. If diesel is so expensive then fiat lose value more than goldA MINING COMPANY'S VALUE IS MORE THAN JUST WHAT GOLD IS VALUED AT YOU ILLITERATE NIGGERHoly fuck how stupid are you
>>62071627In 5 years you will work for your AI boss.
>>62071590>>62071589that isn't enough to destroy demand for gold
this has got inside my head, maybe I should be bullish too
>>62071631And 10 trillion dollar companies
>>62071630You didn't even try to answer. I could shout:GOLD MOVES WITH INFLATION EXPECTATIONS WHILE SALARIES ARE PAID IN FIATBut i won't
>>62071627just tweet me when it's time to buy so I don't miss it sweetheart
>>62071633Do you understand profit margins? Do you understand the huge amount of inflation which is on its way is going to destroy the price of gold?
>>62071635maybe you should stop being a despairing collapse fag and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior
Australia getting dicey.
>>62071635you should never ever take investment advice from angry or resentful people.
>>62071637GOLD MOVES DOWN WITH SHORT AND MEDIUM TERM INFLATION YOU ESL RETARDThe cost of everything is about to rise massively due to closure of the Strait of Hormuz
>>62071623Agnico Eagle Mines? I had a look at their financials and it looks good. However I think their profits are already priced in since it trades at 23x earnings. It also seems overvalued trading at 4x book value. It's not a tech company remember.
>>62071635This will happen, but not yet. Just when it looks like it can't get any worse, it won't. V recovery happens after that.Right now? It definitely still looks like it can get worse. Be patient.
>>62071635You should always be bullish, with a little bearish hedge when things get nosebleed high like the ATH in September, you'd be happy the last 6 months of bleeding crab.This will unironically be over with in 2 more weeks. Then we hit S&P 7,500 and bears capitulate, then 8,000.
>>62071642they can just put vegemite in their tanks its fine fucking kangaroo blokes
>>62071635reddit spacing
>>62071635that's a retarded post and thinking it means anything makes you double retarded
>>62071651I've never tried Vegemite. I assume it's just a shit marmite?
>>62071642Australian government already said it's going to underwrite private companies costs to import fuel, so the government will use taxpayer money to bid the highest amount to secure fuel and the profits will go to the private companies selling it, Australians will then be taxed twice when buying that fuel they already paid for
>>62071657hurray!
>>62071424>Tel Aviv just got hit>Reaper just shot down in iranwhat's a reaper
>>62071645What gold price did they use?
>>62071150it was also week old stale news, and the implications are bearish regardless - Iran is stating they wish to continue exerting control over the strait.
>>62071660Australia is also giving out $1 billion in interest free loans to business to offset fuel costs, starting to remind you of COVID?
>>62071657Funny that they're a desert country with no oil production.>>62071661American drone.When has Tel Aviv not been hit?
Outside of pandemic levels hiring has fell to it's lowest levels since 2011bullish for global financial crisis levels
>>62071665niall, you're a historian. surely you have a more ancient parallel than covid. tell me a story i am bored.
>>62071175everything is really bad long term
When are (((they))) going to admit we're in a global economic depression
>>62071657I know but surely that fuel should have started arriving by now? 14 days of fuel is when you start rationing for emergency service use only.
Pres. wouldn't send in ground troops on easter weekend right that just wouldn't be right
>>62071669Are you suggesting I am Niall Ferguson?
>>62071673there are nuclear easter eggs in iran that need finding
>>62071673but would he after Passover?
>>62071674i would take the bet given good odds.
>>62071663Their last earnings was FY2025. Their stock price has already gone up 23% since then. It's priced in.
>>62071673Don't think of it as Easter, think of it as (((passover)))
VET, VIST, and SEPLFRate my picks /biz/.
>>62071672Australia has recently ordered the most fuel from the US than we have in 30 years, Australia has secured fuel imports until May, there's rumours that after the Easter long weekend that price caps will be introduced
Bears watching the market close green
>>62071681>passoverwhat is it? gonna take a pass on iran
>>62071684why does he get his hands cuffed in front that's not how it works
man, chinese EV manufacturers must be making bank rn lmao
>>62071684I closed some puts when the market opened, and I opened some more when the market closed. It's not that difficult.
>>62071689https://www.reddit.com/r/CarTalkUK/comments/1san925/jaecoo_j7_dead_two_weeks_inavoid/
>>62071689wouldn't know we have no access
>>62071639nah that's above my paygradewhatever was driving the price of gold will keep miners in good profit
>>62071693>random chink brank>hybridretard (you and the OP of that thread)ever heard pf BYD?
>>62071133Wasted digits.
>>62071665Did australie do covid easy money loans?did they go before or after the US?this is what i voted for
>>62071699>admits ignorance>continues with baseless assertionsIncredible
>>62071702Yes, after US
this whole iran debacle has got this administration sinking hard in record time.top military and cabinet members are jumping ship
>>62071704awww I think you're really neat too babe <3
>>62071289kys
>>62071699Do you understand what P/E ratio means? It will take 20 years for your overvalued mining company to make back the money that you invested in it. Now if it was a tech company or something it could just double earnings every year by releasing new AI slop and make investors their money back in a year but mining is not tech. Gold is not crypto. It isn't going to just keep doubling every year. It's already had a strong run and all signs point to the price deflating in the near term.
>>62071710>>62071710>>62071710
>>62071683When does it arrive?
>>62071700https://www.reddit.com/r/electricvehicles/comments/1ro78xt/byd_catches_fire_main_battery_remains_intact/
>>62071713around late April, early May
>>62071711>P/E ratiostopped reading right therenot interestedi bought hymc and vslalike no one's dumb enough to buy a mine that is currently producing, right? thinking bout a lil bayhorse now that i mention it
>>62071712>page 1>1pbtidwe hit the bump limit but there's still a lil life let in this one
>>62071720What happens in the meantime?
>>62071722Good luck.
yea fuck that 1pbtid bake i'm not done shitposting in this one
>>62071708solid babepost
This is bullish for HGRAF.
>>62071748>HGRIFTED
>>62071728There's still fuel in the "stockpile" that can be released
>>62071715literally the first comment:>Fire caused by a portable charger on the passenger seat.and the article:>the blaze originated from an external power bank (portable charger) left on the passenger seat, which suffered a short circuit or thermal runawaymeanwhile, the title says>Main battery remains intact.how do you not realize this is really good fucking news for BYD after all the >EV batteries explode and burn for long time!comments from ignorant retards like you?
>>62071712>>62071725>>1pbtidisn't that really weird? it's like someone wants to control this general...
>>62071771we might need to do an investigation
>>62071704expected since there'd not have been lack of knowledge ignored in first places
>>62071635it's over. the usa unironically topped in 02.04.2026 at 14:48:18.??? anon time
>>62071604>>62071612only those who need cash in the west
>>62071329HAHAHAHAHA
>>62071532bump
>>62071781I just did. the previous 2 generals (this one and the were most probably started by the same person. that person did not even comment in those threads. oddly, the OP of this thread did comment a lot here, and then someone else posted a new one (maybe?).some posters of earlier /smg/s did comment.OPs image in the previous generals have kept the same 2-3 different styles: the "trump monkey" style (like this one), and the "strait face" one (like in the newest one). no idea where these come from, twitter/reddit? ai-generated?not sure what to make of this, though I suspect a single guy has been making generals (not all of them, mind you) all day long.. maybe some indian from fiverr?
>>62071831it happens occasionally, i've seen it before. A while back, or like a week straight, some anon would bake a thread with a stupid image, way too early, and then not post again until linking to the next thread. I suspect its just someone who really likes baking for whatever stupid reason and gets a kick out of us telling him to stop baking early
>>62071477>regime changedoesn't exist, iranian weapons tech are not centrally operated. you've been fed those ideas leaders and choices exist since birth and jews have profited from it via multiple propagandas with current ones against iran having been one of them. either individuals think for themselves and operate by themselves or don't, pretenses at "who" would have done what are irrelevant. you can be fed how new leaders would have been killed to no end while the us military couldn't have stayed in iran forever
>>62071831coffee an smg op real quick anon
