SW Asia ethnic, religious, political tensions edition. >Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smg thread>>62072210
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ORANGE NIGGER FRIDAY
>>62072898Pools closed.
VTI/thread
> futures
A french ship has left through the strait of Hormuz.
i use interactive brokers
>>62072922who are they interacting with? The hedgies?
>>62072927i dunno. probably my money lol
>>62072908is this ai??
>>62072918>CMA CGM ship>passed through iranian waters while broadcasting its locationYep, cheeto not gonna like this
>>62072935He's gonna have a melty for sure.
>>62072935He'll need a lot of restraint to not threaten Europe or demand a toll himself or whatever bullshit he's gonna come up with or else he'll make the US look like the bad guys
>>62072939>He'll need a lot of restraintit's over
>>62072939On the other hand, if he was to ask Europe to pay a toll to the US for passage after crossing the strait his MAGAniggers would cheer on it. So he might do it.
>>62072935Probably gonna cry something about working with and helping terrorists, endangering the world peace and threatening to not help others when they will need it/pulling out of NATO.
I pay $500 a week to get to ass worship a hot dominatrix
why cant the markets be open everyday
F35 shot down over iran
>>62072948So we can relax, have a drink, call your parents, get comfy
>>62072948I wanted to watch line go up and down too.
>>62072948>>62072957let's talk about an f35 being shot down over iran, there is search and rescue ongoing
V8 makes me have to dump hard
>2 smg thread open when market is closedYou guys are all addicted to gambling.
>>62072963maybe tell mods to make the bump limit 500 not 300, until than STFU
>>62072963It's just our smiggies QE measures.
>>62072893I feel like 'arabs' should actually be divided by tribes like the Banu fuck you and the banu shitstain, because otherwise you have this big "Pan arab" zone that doesn't make sense when considering divergent dialectical differences and other shit.
kek baggies
>>62072947I hope you get sh¡T on
>>62072976Divergent dialectical differences seem not easily addressable when ultimately the whole group believes 5m tall demons work at the local pharmacy
>>62072984pretty sure that'd be extra>sh¡Tfor what fucking purpose?
>>62072918This works until the US imposes a secondary tariff at the other end of the strait.
>>62072939>make the us look like the bad guys for demanding a tollYou are european. I can tell because instead of reasoning things out in realpolitik (europoors are not cooperating and instead enabling a nuke armed military dictatorship to hold oil hostage) you go "heh but then the US would also be bad guys" but somehow iran isn't. This is why punishment of europeans by russia and america must be constant and unending, because you feminine retards never seem to learn.
>>62072989there are many arab beliefs but I don't think this is one of them.
now it appears iran has shit down the search and rescue helicopters looking for the F - THIRTY-FIVE pilot !!!
>>62072918>"Get your oil and shit yourself">OK.
>>62072995Nobody is nuking anybody else really. If you nuke, you'll get nuked, so what's the point. Nukes are good if you want to attack somebody without nukes. If both have nukes, both will just fight conventionally. Have you seen a country nuke somebody else with nukes? I only know of the US nuking Japan which didn't have nukes, heh checkmate americunt
>>62072999JVPITER, I KNEEL
looks like ground forces/special ops are in to some extent bros....
>>62073000if anyone would launch nuke in this day and age it'd be israelmaybe north korea
>>62073000>If both have nukes, both will just fight conventionally.this also has never happened. one side has to hire a proxy country to do the fighting if both have nukes (see: Vietnam, Ukraine)basically have to hire mercenaries
desperate bobos the lot of ya
>>62072997Just let me know where I can find the ones that don't believe it I'd be happy to distinguish and honor that subgroup
>>62072995>week 6 of the 2 week conflict>iran is now a nuclear armed stateAre we winning Amerisisters?
>>62073006TROOPS ON THE GROUNDIRAN EASTER EGG HUNT IS AGO
>>62072918>bomb Iran into the stone age>they suddenly feel like negotiating really gets the noggin joggin
>>62073017nigger
>>62073016>easter hunt in Iran for the enriched uraniumHonestly sounds like fun.
>>62072893I like south asians more
BLACK HAWK DOWN NOW: wtf is smg even doing news is coming in fast. sell sell sell
oh, no, ships are burning
>>62073022go sign up I'm sure they will fast track you
>>62073006>search an rescue missionBootsbros... this is not the boots-on-the-ground mission we envisioned...
SHIPS ARE BURNING NOW: ships burning off OMAN
Trump is literally kefka at this point. Guy just needs a jester outfit and launch nukes at middle east. Just turn it into world of ruin. Oil is mana.
>>62072934The shadow of the camera man is way too big.
don is probably sitting at desk yelling and shitting right about now
Fucking WHORES I just realized the market is closed for easter or some shit. Why didn't I go all in on MUU in december. Fuck me.
think the bond market opens for a bit because theres a jobs report this morning, but everything else is closed
>>62073006They're looking for the pilot from that downed F-15
>>62073035
>>62073088The ghost of Kuwait
>>62073084Be glad you were stupid enough not to do that.
>markets closed>alternative opportunity to make money appears
>>62073101Easter goy hunt! Grab your basket and manacles!
>>62073086Wtf it's the NFP report,>jobs report on easter friday>Sunday futures open in the USCHRISTIAN NATION EVERYBODY
>>62073101I wouldn't even get up from my bed for this amount
>>62073099I bought at 55 if I went all in I would still be up more than 2x.
>>62072939>he'll make the US look like the bad guysMy dude, everyone who has paid attention in the last 30 years don't have any illusions about that. The US is a country distilled into the being of a corporate CEO; sociopathic, self-centered greed.
wtf man, unemployment rate too. Do I short futures? Futures are trading AAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62073109Yeah, and they'll pay in worthless rials too, should be something significant like at least 100k USD. I mean a zogbot pilot is worth much more than that.
>>62073127i assume we would gladly pay 10m right now no questions
This retarded site forces me to phone post. The news is out is it good or bad?
>Total nonfarm payroll employment increased by 178,000 in March, following a decrease inFebruary (-133,000). In March, job gains occurred in health care, in construction, and intransportation and warehousing. Federal government employment continued to decline. Payrollemployment had changed little on net over the prior 12 months. (See table B-1.)Health care added 76,000 jobs in March. Employment in ambulatory health care services rose by54,000, reflecting an increase of 35,000 in offices of physicians as workers returned from astrike. Employment also increased in hospitals (+15,000). Over the prior 12 months, healthcare had added an average of 29,000 jobs per month. Employment in construction grew by 26,000 in March but had shown little net change over theprior 12 months.In March, transportation and warehousing added 21,000 jobs, reflecting a gain in couriers andmessengers (+20,000). Employment in transportation and warehousing is down by 139,000 sincereaching a peak in February 2025.Employment in social assistance continued its upward trend in March (+14,000), primarily inindividual and family services (+11,000).Federal government employment continued to decline in March (-18,000). Since reaching a peakin October 2024, federal government employment is down by 355,000, or 11.8 percent. Federalemployees on furlough during the partial government shutdown were counted as employed in theestablishment survey because they worked or received (or will receive) pay for the pay periodthat included the 12th of the month.>The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for January was revised up by 34,000, from+126,000 to +160,000, and the change for February was revised down by 41,000, from -92,000 to-133,000. With these revisions, employment in January and February combined is 7,000 lowerthan previously reported.
>>62073044>With a little more time, we can easily OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT, TAKE THE OIL, & MAKE A FORTUNE. IT WOULD BE A “GUSHER” FOR THE WORLD??? President DONALD J. TRUMP
>>62073141>a little more timeHow many weeks is that
>>62073142I'm thinking at least 2 more weeks
>>62073135>27% and 45% change in prior numbersthose revisions in percentage terms are horrendouswhat the fuck do they do to get it so fucking wrong?
>>62073141This nigger can't go 1 day without shitting everywhere. Truly impressive.
>>62073017When they say "make a deal" they mean "pay a tax." lolA tax that wasn't there before orange nigger decided to invade
it doesn't look like the invasion is happening so we're going to pump a lot on monday
>>62073147no biggie, standard error
>>62073147Must have had something to do with the healthcare strike that was mentioned.
>>62073154What makes you say that? They're bombing road infrastructure and from tonight onwards it looks like they'll start targeting power and desalination plants.Plus they're firing top generals for no apparent reason, makes it look even more like they're gearing up to go in.
>>62073151EUROKEK STATUS - Toll Paidall they had to do was send one token vessel to support the US but noooo. Enjoy getting fleeced by goat fuckers
Another morning where I am angry because I am poor.
Paying taxes this year feels like a bigger humiliation ritual than usual
>>62073180Very antisemitic post
>>62073167Sounds better than being a lapdog to Israel.
>>62073101Mossad agents on the ground will jump on the opportunity to make a quick buck.
>>62073101How can they down the f35?
>>62073180so dontjust file and dont pay, they wont do shit to you for years, do you think the world will even exist in 10 years? i dont
>>62073154It looks like there's an American pilot downed in Iran. Crazy fuckers have sent two choppers and a fucking c130 over hostiles to find him. Low flying, over cities in Iran. This is fucking nuts.
>>62073193It's an f-15e.
Now he wants it again.
New trump. It's real.
>>62073196If a jet got shot down isn't it considerably dangerous to fly around like that? Shouldn't these be even more susceptible?
>>62073202Yes. It's fucking crazy. The were throwing flares so maybe targeted.
This is some seriously fucked up shit.
>>62073198>>62073201Why can't he shut the fuck up for a single day?
>>62073201Is he asking me??
>>62073201>three question marks, a sure-fire sign of an insane mind
wondering if this is real? https://dev.core5.pl/
>>62073206SHOOTITDOWNSHOOTITDOWN
More and more tankers transiting the StraitThey aren't making "deals" with Iran, it means Iran's control of the Strait is slipping. They are being hammered every day and no longer have the capability to reliably hit ships in the strait. It's over. Brace for the Monday bull run
>>62073228Why did you just make that up?
>>62073228ground invasion ordered by trump you mean??
>>62073233There will never be a ground invasion because he promised not to do that and now there is also no reason. What it means is the air war is working, and the US is winning.
>>62073201>make a fortuneIs he referring to inside traders making a bank or is he trying to imply that any seized valuables would offset the price of the conflict?
>>62073202pilot is a women
>>62073235If they have indeed captured the downed pilot then Trump has every reason to invade, hell, he can't back away if that is the case.
>>62073198heh.....my boy D. Miggz just needs.....heh........
>>62073235>There will never be a ground invasion because he promised not to do that>because he promised not to do that
>>62073235>he promised not to do thatahh!!! i rest assured now!!!
>>62073238>If they have indeed captured the downed pilot then Trump has every reason to invadeThat's no reason for him to invade, he has publicly called captured US pilots in Vietnam losers that suck at flying
>>62073235Didn't bro originally promise no wars at all kek. Walk those goalposts down the field migatard, like the way you work boy
>>62073236I have no idea. You need a schizo to translate this level of madness.
>>62073238There is a bounty on the pilot transmitted on Iranian TV so it seems for now he is in the wind.
>>62073186yeah bending the knee to goat fuckers without a military is definitely the power move here
>>62073235>he promisedputs on the ground confirmed
He's actually asked for it.>Urgent | Reuters on White House budget document: Trump requests allocation of 1.5 trillion dollars from budget resources for defense in 2027Bullish for my RTX.
>>62073245This never happened. You faggots will never make money because you're not capable of thinking straight. TDS is a very accurate term.
>>62073201>Gusher
Reports of a blackhawk down. Likely not this one as this lads using a bolt action rifle but there's a few about. This is some cowboy fucked up nonsense.
>>62073252Yep, another government shutdown incoming
>>62073250Because bending the knee to foreskin slurping jews is so much better. Not fighting their wars for them is the power move.
>>62073256
With sound. He's taking potshots at a military helicopter with a bolt action rifle and his kids next to him......What the actual fuck? >https://files.catbox.moe/48mu3m.MP4
>>62073266Am I missing something or has Iran not been a constant source of problems for America since the 80's?
is this bullish or bearish for Monday if they find the burger?
Financially speaking, how many sandpeople will die if all the desalinization plants get hit in retaliatory escalation? Is it safe to say billions must dieI get the feeling this will be very profitable for equities due to sacrifice of souls
>>62073272Such as?
this will be the year where I finally get to smell a hot woman's ass
Kek
>>62073275Not that many, there will be a big humanitarian effort to get them out of the desert and into the designated shitting street somewhere in Germany
>>62073272america was actually a constant source of problems for iran. they were a major player in backing Iraq in the Iraq Iran war.
>>62073279muttville is (unironically) finished
>>62073279imagine being that pilot and having to deal with the fact that you are in this predicament because of israel, and neither israel nor americas leadership cares 1 iota about you
>>62073279Luddite zoomer PR team in US lost the spin war. Iran makes kino AIsloppa and they're doing "funny" Wii Sports edits. Sad
bang bang bang bang....
why doesn't the downed pilot find an f14 at a near by airfield and fly it the heck out of the danger zone
>>62073280>somewhere in Germanydu machst mir angst bruder. stfu stfu stfu stfu
>>62073271>>62073261The one shooting is a kid. They’re armed.
>>62073293
>>62073276r u serious my nigga?https://youtu.be/zBGPw_LBiRA>>62073282you mean the Iran that just had a radical Muslim regime takeover that hated all Western values? That Iran? Yes we certainly did cause them some trouble
>>62073295>They’re armed.They're fucking stupid.
>>62073293Kikes blew them all up, that's what you get for supporting israel
>>62073299>just had a radical Muslim regime takeoverWhat do you mean just, that regime took over decades ago as a result of US backed regime change
>>62073299the US backed the takeover though.
>>62073288Iran seems to be handling the propaganda war better than anyone in the recent conflicts. >first to drone warfare>first to ai war meme propagandaBullish for AI? Unless the west just kills all Ai out of frustration lol
>>62073299>r u serious my nigga?Yes. Please list some non-self inflicted problems that Iran caused to the USA you ebonics using retard.
>>62073307>Unless the west just kills all Ai out of frustration lolThey can just use chink AI?
Smg not talking about this
ONE. Nothing wrong with me.
>>62073303Yes keep up, the Iranian revolution which immediately proceeded the Iran Iraq War we're talking about>>62073305Wrong revolution. You're thinking of the Shah whom the US supported>>62073309fucking zoomers. embarrassing lack of awareness.Just start at the top lil manhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%80%93United_States_relations
>>62073319JEROME
>>62073320backed might not be the right word. the point is the US has been fucking with them so much, what do they expect?
>>62073319Thankfully a bunch of new die for Israel jobs just got created
>>62073319You need to look at jobs numbers like 6 months in arrears. The new recent numbers are pure propaganda
>>62073320>he Iranian revolutionYeah that was half a century ago, and you said it "just" happened dumbass.
>>62073331I was alive when it happened. Wasn't that long ago.
I'm beginning to think radical Muslims might inhabit /smg/
Open the market for Christ’s sake!
>>62073318Aren’t all markets closed Good Friday. In the west anyway.
We love Jesus so much
>>62073319It’s almost comical at this point
>>62073344Currency futures are still open right now.
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
>>62073331Read the reply chain you dumb fuck. That was in context to the Iran-Iraq War, not the present day. >>62073327>NOOOOO you can't just fight your ideological enemies
>>62073356whose ideological enemies?
>>62073363Israel's, apparently
>>62073363mine, ours, the United States. US involvement began to quash a communist regime there.
Another refinery.
>>62073196This shit is fucking crazy, they are lucky there's seemingly no random MANPAD somewhere, it would have been downed 5 times already in Ukraine
>>62073320>Just start at the top lil manOkay.>Relations between Iran and the United States in modern-day are unsettled and have a troubled history. .... Iran being one of the US's closest allies during the Cold War,[2][3][4] which was in turn followed by a dramatic reversal and disagreement between the two countries after the 1979 Iranian Revolution.[1][5]>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_Revolution>The Iranian Revolution,[Note 1] also known as the Islamic Revolution,[3] culminated in the overthrow of the Pahlavi dynasty in 1979. The revolution led to the replacement of the Imperial State of Iran by the Islamic Republic of Iran, as the monarchical government of Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi was superseded by Ruhollah Khomeini, an Islamist cleric who had headed one of the rebel factions. The ousting of Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, the last Shah of Iran, formally marked the end of Iran's historical monarchy.[4]>In 1953, the CIA- and MI6-backed 1953 Iranian coup d'état overthrew Iran's prime minister, Mohammad Mossadegh, who had nationalized the Anglo-Persian Oil Company.[5][6][7] The coup reinstated Mohammad Reza Pahlavi as an absolute monarch and significantly increased the level of influence of the United States over Iran.[8]Oh, so the USA meddled in Iranian politics, staging a coup against elected prime minister that tried to nationalize Iran's oil company, reinstating a monarch that got overthrown later on. Of course, USA dindu nuffin, except overthrowing elected leader to reinstate an absolute monarch over..........OIL. Damn, really makes me wonder why Iran and Iranians may have something against USA?
>>62073379It's odd that they don't desu, Iran makes their own chinese clone manpads
>>62073379Looks like they might have got a rescue black hawk. Unconfirmed as yet. Could be fake idk.
>>62073386So true sister. If you kill your enemies, you lose
>>62073394It's a rural area near the border. Probably lightly defended.
>>62073401Looks fake tbqh
>>62073403>So true sisterI accept your concession.
>>62073167>all they had to do was send one token vessel to support the USFrogs already sent a carrier iirc, and the britbongs were going to before Trump told them to fuck off. As a matter of fact, he's been alternating between that and begging for help since this shit kicked-off, it's bizarre.
>>62073319The Oracle situation is insane>double digit growth in both revenue and earnings>but they can't find any bank or investor (getting sued by their bond holders) or private credit to fund more data center AI stuff>just keeps being told this is a terrible idea and they don't want to give them money>so they fired 20% of their workforce and let go 30,000 people to get just $10 billion extra funding from no longer having to pay their salaries>leaked manager MO's and posts from engineers that stayed showed they just asked everyone left behind to "work harder" and make up for the valuable employees they lost>Oracle also immediately got flak for asking for more H1B1 cheap labor Call me crazy but if no one, not even private credit or junk bond investors, is willing to give you money for more AI related data centers, maybe it's a bad idea?
>>62073408Idk. There's images of supposed manpad usage on helicopters. So easy to fake shit these days though.
>>62073403care to offer anything constructive? this mindset genuinely makes me curious.
>>62073256You sound like a loser and a sucker
>>62073417We (bong) are sending air defence to UAE. Announced today.
>>62073419If there's no video or a bunch of photos of wreckage always assume it's fake and gay
>>62073418What is oracle even planning to do with them? Rent them out? To who?
>>62073279The pilot is there because he wanted to kill them all though. But Iran will probably give him back. Stuff like that always happens.
THESE SONS OF BITCHES ARE MAKING FUN OF US
>>62073422>The Atlantic reported>report by editor Jeffrey GoldbergYou are a dumb nigger. Post your positions.
>>62072943I wouldn't be surprised if he floated the idea of a toll or another tariff only to walk it back in a week, and then walk back the walk back in another week, and so-on and so-forth.Ultimately, I don't think it will amount to much in the end either way. Iran can't let too many ships through, even if they belong to friendly countries (i.e. China) since the extra supply of oil would degrade their leverage. If they can't hold all of the gulf oil hostage, they won't be able to get anything they're demanding.
>>62073434Its almost all for OpenAI. But they didn't get paid by OpenAI. So they went into debt to pay for the data centers with an IOU from OpenAI that they will pay them later. Over half of all of Oracle's future revenue is dependent on OpenAI becoming profitableAnd on top of that Oracle is one grade above junk bond. And they are already getting warnings from some rating agencies. And if they get downgraded they are internet bubble level fucked
>>62073422wait, I remember this
>>62073441>Over half of all of Oracle's future revenue is dependent on OpenAI becoming profitable
>>62073438Which US company makes helicopters?
>>62073420Yeah nationalism seems to confuse a lot of brainless people.>constructivenigger we are talking about historical Iran US relations on a Burmese snake charming forum. >>62073417>>62073423BAKA it's not like i'm doing what you asked, I just wanted to do that anyway
>>62073198>>62073201did he have a stroke while writing this? It's incoherent.
>>62073447Lockheed Martin
>>62073445Personally I think all AI companies are profitable now. Every guy I know at work has a subscription. Some have chatgpt, others have gemini or claude. If they are willing to pay for it, then it means the public is getting squeezed. If you pay for AI you are in the trap and cannot live without it.
>>62073201the hormussy is a squirter!
>>62073422the fakest kikeslop from the lugenpresse ever. even when the kikes were peddling that slop at the time everyone knew it was fake af
>>62073447us helicopters are kinda meh
>>62073445To put it into perspective, 10% of Oracle's revenue comes down to interest on its debt. This is compared to 1.6% for Microsoft, 0.36% for Amazon, and 0.27% for Google
>>62073454i dont knwo anyone who pays for that shit besides youtubers and i refuse to give those kikes my money. the free acounts and options like dolphin are good enough for messing around with. kikes arent going to give you access to anything actually useful you can trade with in markets even with a paid subscription.
>>62073454The only one that's definitely profitable is Google, and that's because they make money off other shit and their approach is cheaper. There's absolutely no way OpenAI is profitable considering that they blew shitton of money on datacenters and other shit and that they're getting mogged by competition. I'd also like to take a look at their interest payments.
>>62073449foreign intervention is essentially the antithesis of nationalism. the US is uninvadable and extremely hard to attack. instead of being isolated and neutral it's spend the last century at least pissing everyone off undermining its position.
>>62073449>BAKA it's not like i'm doing what you asked, I just wanted to do that anywayThat's unironically true. Even if these countries are pissed at Trump right now (and they definitely are), the gulf oil is too important to give-up on because Orange man bad. There in a situation we're they're going to have to do some unpopular things in order to unfuck the situation, and Trump being a jack-ass isn't making it easier on any of them.
Boomers are really going to sell out America one last time to foreign labor before they die
>>62073464The entire Earth is rightful property of America.
>>62073475America is British clay. If it wasn't for the french it still would be paying taxes. The way you are acting we might have to come and take it back.
>>62073454>f they are willing to pay for it, then it means the public is getting squeezedYou are a legitimate retardIt's been proven Anthropic is losing money on their subscription, if you use your $20 Claude plan to the max limit you can cost Anthropic $200 in inference costs. All major AI companies are subsidizing their subscriptions at this point. Anthropic has again slashed Claude rate limits but the more they do that, the less useful the subscription. NONE of those companies are making money
>>62073476you cant do shit dude. you have no oil to even get here
>>62073470why pay people when you can get labor for nothing from slaves?
STOCK MARKET DOOD WAT NAU??
anything new? did they invade?
Yep, here's an official confirmation
>>62073476lmao. please do. It's fucking grim what they've done to the UK. the bongs wouldn't be able to even get to the Falklands in present year
Stock market is going to be interesting on Monday
>>62073484>a jet was not shot down>there is no pow>okay the jet was shot downWonder what comes next
>>62073454They are very much in the "grow user base at any cost" stage of tech startups and are probably losing money per customer. The usual plan is that economies of scale kick in eventually and they become profitable. The problem with AI is that scaling doesn't work the same way as traditional tech. These models are very expensive to run, so you need to dedicate a lot more hardware per user. The only way this becomes profitable is, if some performance miracle occurs, but hen people caan just run them locally, so I don't know. The massive datacentre build out is probably just a means to keep growing the user base and kick problems down the road but I don't believe it will solve profitability.
>>62073487>Wonder what comes next>we CAN save this pilot at any moment we want, but we WON'T because he is a LOSER. NATO should help us SAVE this pilot
>>62073484>we have full control over their airspace
>>62073494There's reports Iran have launched jets to confront the rescue helicopters. Can't be true.
>>62073201Based retard
>>62073454got to talk with a buddy of mine who started his own business a few years ago and he is also paying for a sub. says he wouldnt be able to work like he does without ai. got to ask him a few things and it genuinely felt like this business (not his) can work in a realistic way.
Surely this blunder operation counts as boots on the ground, right? A pilot had its boots on the ground. Bullish, the worst is now over and priced in.
>>62073486We shall see. I've seen quite a few predictions of a market crash in 1-2 weeks. Either way something's got to give fairly soon.
>>62073487who are you quoting?>>62073496may we see them?
>>62073441>>62073418Oh my would you look at that, based Ed Zitron was right again.
>>62073493Literally Trump>"stated in 2015 that he prefers "people who weren't captured""
Can't believe people fell for the CANE meme when the fattest country in the world looks like this. We have to smuggle sugar products past our free market captains of industry into this country. >>62073470Any MIGA cope on this yet? The rugpull on foreigners was the major thing holding the majority together.
>>62073498I was talking to an electrician that uses it for his business. He said it's really useful. My sister is just integrating it into her business to take a secretarial role. I still use excel for mine. I'm a stubborn cunt. I won't use it.
>>62073291damn this crab market
>>62073501>may we see them?My thoughts too. The fog of war is thick rn.
>>62073494it was engine failure
>r*dickI know, but "bear" with me, read the comments if you wanna have a good laughhttps://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1sb8fbx/the_question_is_are_you_all_buying_into_this/
>>62073510What does a frog market entail?
>ledditYou have to go back.
>>62073508Bro wtf are you even talking about?
>>62073499i like this way of thinking
>>62073518
>>62073518Imagine if we get a dot com level crab for index investors ala 2000-2012
>>62073498>>62073509how are there people who still don't believe in AI. in a decade it'll be bigger than the internet. not that it'll be able to pay off the loans they took to build it out lmao, classic.>>62073508it ain't over yet, still a lot of shorts to cover. the ag hype has been pretty widespread though which makes me nervous
>>62073509How does an electrician use AI?
>>62073489This, the hypothetical performance upgrade won't come from any of the AI companies cause they're in bed with nvidia to sell shit tons of GPUs, so it's likely it will be published in a public paper. If it's enough to make AI profitable, it's also enough to revolutionize the whole field of computing and likely make local models competitive
>>62073518Hell of a top signal.
>>62073527He was using it as a timeslot booking system and to make invoices and inventory lists.
>>62073518I pity these guys more than /biz/tards. The latter know consciously or not that they're taking big risk for big gains while the good goy thinks now is a safe time to buy
>>62073499it's troops on the ground not pilot on the ground dip shit
>>62073531You can do all of that yourself with an excel or paper sheet and save on the subscription lmao. There's no guarantee the AI is being "truthful" (lol fine print) so good luck when he realizes he's charged all his clients 0$ cause the temperatyre setting felt like it
>>62073535I wonder if it still counts for that polymarket bet
>>62073534
>>62073534Do investors never learn about history? Unsupported parachute drops have been tried and accepted as suicidal by both sides in WW2, and they didn't have anywhere near the same anti-air accuracy or volume
>>62073534T_T
>>62073252KekImagine if he put that to high speed rail from Boston to Miami and from Philadelphia to Chicago, nuclear power plants, insane asylums like I mentioned some days ago to get rid of druggies and crazies and homeless How nicer things would beInstead it goes to suburbs in Virginia around DC and Israel.
>>62073319I predict D+20 for the midterms, maybe even D+25. Blue Texas will become a reality.
>>62073553Isn't Texas jeeted now? It will be like nova
>>62073517https://youtu.be/5zZW_GTFW7g?si=xrrLcRvI0vZyBHAo&t=181
guys will my stocks go up or down on monday
>>62073518Screencapping all of em to laugh at open
>>62073563Yes !
i NEED a gusher hormussy gf
>>62073537Time is what he's paying for. He says it frees him up about 5hrs a week. I still put my stock in spreadsheets but it is time consuming.
TQQQ is looking slurpable
>>62073534Yakovleff is so fucking good. And his takes on the russian army were perfectly on point, even years later. And he knows his bant, but in a serious military way. It somehow just fucking works.>>62073545You're just reading the headline, it's not dropping sacrifices that's the problem, it's excavating shit deep burried in the mountain for weeks if not months with heavy machinery. Which to anyone having an IQ above room temperature is obviously not a shit you do in hostile enemy territory unless you control everything.
>>62073563maybe
>>62073548I don't care as long as it pumps my RTX bags.
So if I scuff my work truck's mirror, I get a disciplinary interview but this guy crashes a $100million jet and probably gets a purple heart? I'm joking. God bless our troops.
>>62073578Bros trying his Seinfeld routine on /smg/
>>62073568If he was smart he'd pay a programmer to setup a sheet or website that does it automatically and deterministically. I don't think he's dumb, just unaware of how little guarantees exist in "AI". Safety guarantees are a major research sector after all, for good reason
>>62073581needs work
I was promised zoomer deaths
>>62073575>You're just reading the headline, it's not dropping sacrifices that's the problem, it's excavating shit deep burried in the mountain for weeks if not months with heavy machinery. Imagine you actually excavate all that shit and realize there's no uranium in there
>>62073575Just dropping in troops unsupported is enough to know this plan won't work is my point, ubless the goal is literal sacrifice which would escalate the war
>>62073583>bro what if he forgets to proof read an invoice. AI is worthless i tells ya!really?
Gonna need another retard pump so I can sell everything and be 100% cash. There will be a pump after Easter, right?
>>62073533they need to be going balls deep. we have 10 years until boomers are gone and the great rug happens.
>>62073589Also this. There are satellite images of trains leaving that compound with what looks like nuclear material. The US has satellites that can detect enrichment, but idk if they can detect existing enriched uranium. I'd wager not otherwise the USSR would've made a fuss as locating all warheads undermines MAD
>>62073531Interesting, that does sound like something the technology is good at. The most productive uses will be smart querying of unstructured data. We just need to slim down the models and focus the use cases.
>>62073584>>62073581I have poor taste
There’s virtually no chance this year ends in the green. The U.S. stock market is historically overinflated. Even without the Iran conflict, we’d likely be in the red. And the war, combined with rising oil prices, only reinforces the downturn.
My nesmax hasn't mentioned downed aircraft once this morning
markets will 100% be green on monday. you guys are beyond desperate lmao
ok, can we open the market?
>gas station I used just rugged gas prices from 4.23 to 4.18it's over, I'm selling my oil bags
Last one for today I swear lol
>>62073618usa has succesfully parachuted a single guy into iran
I paid taxes. On Good Friday
>>62073620dont see whats so bad about it. he bought fucking spy in the correction territory. he WILL make his money back long term.
>>62073621
>>62073621>POLICEMEN SWEAR TO GOD
>>62073620Unironically based. If I could stomach being on reddit to use it for sentiment analysis I would do it too. I only went from 10% cash to 8% during that dip when I should've just done the whole thing. You're making me think the bears on here are dumber than redditors now.
>>62073625>gugugaga in fucking /smg/ of all placesKek
>>62073201He is so proud of being president
>>62073632>>62073625She is cute though. I don't understand this video though because if she made a litlte money she made a little money, or is she sad everybody else lost money?
>>62073198>>62073201Make my hormussy gush, Mister President
>>62073635she was lying to save face but was called out which made her angry. anon... are you maybe autistic?
inb4 early bakewait for it. the poster will be this same OP, a 3pbtid rando.
>>62073201He´s so retarded. We take the oil, what fucking oil? Its like he can only repeat 8 talking points and everything he says is just that lol.
>>62073648mfw i have no face
>>62073648Maybe I am, but that makes me sad because I wouldn't think a child would lie :(Maybe that's just in chink culture. We'll teach our little girls not to lie
>>62073650>>62073650>>62073650
>>62073662I am going to rip off your face
>meteor hurtling towards earth>everyone freaking out>"Heh, yeah everyone panican. Time to buy."there's still so many suckers left. mumus carried out on stretchers then placed on life support for a decade
Confirmed by ZOG press.https://www.politico.com/news/2026/04/03/us-military-launches-rescue-mission-for-pilots-who-crashed-in-iran-00857479?utm_medium=bluesky&utm_source=dlvr.it
>>62073013They are not a smart people but you do know that that particular picture is a joke. Jinn are demons to them, you dont just casually talk about how cool they are unless you are being funny/edgy.
>>62073109I want to buy some. Where do I go long?
>>62073251You posted the one faggot I hate more than Trump.
>>62073288Wii sports is a millennial meme thobeit.
>>62073590Robot dogs!
>>62073608theyre doing you a favor. you dont have to lose any more money until monday
>>62073620didnt realize /smg/ was into posting social media posts of people making winning decisions
>>62073449Nigger he literally gave you the reason that Iran don’t like USA, that they ACTUALLY meddled in Iran, staged a coup, and reinstated the shah.Hell, Iran Islamic Revolution wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t for that.When you were unable to respond to that, everyone realized you are just arguing for sakes of arguing
>>62073486I don’t get the first one and also the “electrification thought me this” one
>>62073796what? My argument has absolutely nothing to do with how much iran likes us. I could not give less of a fuck
