jeetoid edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62072893
NIGGER
War status?Hormussy status?Oil price status?Banan status?
>>62073664can we please not do that anymore? its not the early 2000s anymore. can we just please move past "this"... I am so sick and tired.
>>62073650good morning sir
I'm watching youtube vids about baseball and shit
how fucked are my oil longs if the tolled hormussy starts gushing?
>>62073670You got fatigue
Reminder that the guy who landed in Iran from his F35 is a sucker and a loser.
Happy good Friday
>>62073677You would literally never get your money back. But it's a big if.
>>62073680ACKSHUALLY it's F-15
When will the real market crash happen?
>>620736892 more weeks
>>62073689Probably when OpenAI goes public and implodes
>>62073689late 2020's or early 2030's probably. we just had a crash in 2022 and another slight crash in 25 and 26.
>>620736892 more weeks. at most 3 but not more than that.
>>62073684France and Japan going through is making me nervous
>>62073692will the admin intervene to prop up openai for "security concerns"?
>me>needing to inhale the ass of a beautiful zoomer girl
>>62073670I can't tell whether I want to be her or if I want to go ham on her more
>>62073701Ah, fellow natural (female) gas investor
>>62073689Monday
>>62073700I hope so because the backlash would be hilrious
>Iranian outlets have said a reward of 10 billion tomans (around £50,000) has been set by traders of the province for anyone who finds the American “intruder”.
>>62073689We just had our crash for the year, we go on to ATHs from here
>>62073697The "French" ship was a Maltese ship whose' holding company is french or smtin. Even if Iran implements the toll, the required check takea so long we can expect 10% of pre-war traffic at most, and all this is ignoring the destroyed oil fields. Even if Hormuz was wide open this instant we're looking at a supply problem for months
>>62073729>The "French" ship was a Maltese ship whose' holding company is french or smtin.It was CMA CGM ship, which is one of the big dick shipping companies, definitely not some randos
>>62073726>The toman (Persian: تومان) is the unofficial, yet dominant, unit of currency used in daily transactions within Iran. While the official currency is the Iranian Rial (IRR), nearly all prices in shops, restaurants, and on the street are quoted in Tomans.had to google that shit because I thought iral was their official currency. they are basically like in the middle ages where they have to trade with gold coins or straight up goods vs other goods (chickens vs pigs etc.). thats what america is fighting against. very funny if you ask me
>>620736892028Shemita year.
>>62073670That’s a manCan confirm
>>62073741Big (my dick) if true
>>62073726>Breaking: Local search team uncovered a djinn hovel during ongoing search for downed F15 pilot
>>62073729Nov futures are 73. Its a very easy way to make lots of money if you think thry are retarded but we both know you dont actually believe the shit you spout.I bought 400k in tqqq Wednesday. People who actually put there money where their mouth is are not that concerned.
Should I sell my mining stocks on Monday and just hold cash?
>>62073749yes, sell low
>>62073747What, just short spot until november?
>>62073749Never hold cash, hold voo if you want to go defensive.AI electrical needs are exploding. Copper and nickle will be in very high demand.
NIGGERS
>>62073747spread traders were getting ass reemed yesterday, that's probably over those november contracts are going to fucking fly next week.>400k TQQQ there's no way you're that stupid
>>62073751fuck this faggotall he does is bitch about america on xitter
did they invade yet niggers
>>62073670Sorry brother but we use that word here
>>62073689Bottom signal
>>62073755M
>>62073747Thank you for your sevice. Keep adding to the pyre.
>market's closed!
>>62073757But he’s only making fun of trump in that tweet, not America?
>>62073752Uhh, buddy was a oil bull, market bear. So he would buy the 72 contract and ride it to peakoil 420. Being futures he could margin it a ton too. Nobody is arguing 72$ oil is too expensive?
>>62073746What did they wish for?
>>62073741isn't that the point?
>>62073760There are boots on the ground but not intentionally.
I still can't wrap my head around whatever the fuck went on yesterday Like oil jumped up 10 fucking percent, the conflict de-escalation signals that supposedly drove the previous rally turned out to be complete utter bullshit, strait still closed, war still in >2 more weeks status and SOMEHOW we went from 2% gapdown to fucking green in 1 hour?Like sure i didn't really expect a down 5% day like a dumb bear but really what the fuck is this shit??
>>62073747what does this have to do with the post you're replying to? fucking llms
>>62073757this tweet is arguably a bit weak, he should have stated something on the line "don't worry we got your pilot and treating him with respect" or something
>>62073751well you can't open the strait if it isn't closed. just like you can't rescue pilots if they don't get shot down.
>>62073756Kek. When some neet 22yrold with the grammar of a 16yrold girl thinks its a bad idea, I know I did good. Regardless, we both know you don't own any SQQQ or oil futures so you just like to hear yourself talk. Even you are smart enough not to believe in you, lol.
>>62073670fuck you I haven't had sex in 2 years and I wasn't expecting soft porn at this time of the day. now I'll have to fap.
>>62073778it was a short squeeze, the entire market was super short, this was a technical move nothing based on the actual war
>>62073760No but there will be and everyone knows this.Hegseth must go. There must be boots.
>>62073779>Even if Iran implements the toll, the required check takea so long we can expect 10% of pre-war traffic at most, and all this is ignoring the destroyed oil fields.>Calls others llm, has the reading comprehension of a retard.Pottery
>>62073785>personal insultsgive me your money, retard
>>62073788Is Hegseth opposing boots?
>>62073773What exchange can you even buy that on?
Attacking bridges and power plants sure sounds like a war crime to me boss
>>62073778same and thank you for harping on this. I'm so FUCKING mad about yesterday.
>>62073800there are no war crimes if you are bombing browns in the middle east boss, even schools don't matter
>french and japanese ships already allowed to pass the straighthappening and market crash cancelled
>>62073680>the atlantic reported
>>62073787Then why didn't it drop again later in the day? you'd expect people who woke up down 2% to sell when we gap filled and then again at the end of the day lock the gains from the April fools rally in before long weekend shenanigans It just makes no sense even if we assume short squeeze
>>62073787put/call parity was like 1.3 or something. majority being short doesn't necessitate a squeeze, especially a bizzaro world one like we had yesterday that occurs in tandem with oil mooning.
Guys, idgaf if you think I'm retarded, or if you're bullish or bearish. Just post your gains and losses when it happens or stfu
>>62073800the bridge was built out of enriched uranium and it was two weeks away from being launched at israel
>>62073813Bitch. Don't tell me what to do.
>>62073795He is actively harming the Israeli and American cause, he has completely failed to sell the war to the American people, he has idiotic adventurer ideas as a self styled Churchill, he is high on cocaine most of the time and is literally the worst person imaginable for the job.You can’t fight a (now unfortunately necessary) ground war when at the very outset when morale should be at an all time high, less than 1/10 people support it.Donald is covering for him and firing everyone else in an attempt to save him.He has to go, and someone who can sell the war needs to be put in his place.There will be boots. Even if every KG of uranium is accounted for there will always be lingering doubts that there was more, and Israel is getting slammed daily with missiles. That is not something which can continue. There must be boots. For boots you need support. For support you need Hegseth out.Any sort of false flag nonsense is already anticipated and will be seen as such whether it is or not, the only option is a good salesman.
>>62073751ok but literally who
>>62073800you don't understand. they hid all the children there after all the schools were blown up.
>>62073798Chicago commodity futures. There might be a stock that indexes it, you should ask gemini. Its easy to open an account and start trading through a broker though.
>>62073833He's the speaker of the Iranian parliament. Pretty much the main man after the new ayatollah. He's also a bit of a lad.
>having a 10/10 escort with the perfect ass blow farts into your face
>>62073833he's the speaker of iranian parliament
>>62073737Ahhh no?Tooman is like 1000 rials or so.It’s like if we had dollars, and then we had a thing called trumpd for every 1000 dollars.And now people just trade in trumpd while official is rialsRials in actuality been near zero since at least 60 years ago anyway
>>62073844>>62073846itll be funny when the troops find him and take selfies with him after uh whatever they do to him i guess
Guys, idgaf if you want me to post your gains and losses when it happens. Just tell me if you think I'm retarded, or if you're bullish or bearish or stfu.
>>62073795From the news I hear about him, he sounds like a redpill retard, do you think he opposes boots? He probably thinks the US won Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, if it wasn't for those pussy politicians who pulled out
>>62073849kinda barbaric Tbh
>>62073852No, this anon laid it out and it's what I thought he was getting at:>>62073830I've never heard him talk though so idk, but public sentiment is clearly against the war which is enough to require a change.
>>62073746Let’s analyze the retardedness of it all Ok so allegedly jinns can go invisible but one is sitting there, wjth a mask and etc, getting filmedAlright, now get this. Jinns are solitary, and leave in area no person gonna even visit.They go into a crumbling god knows where “house” find a jinn, then proceed to recite prayer to kicker it out lmaoFor some reason! Lol
>>62073830>Israel is getting slammed daily with missiles. That is not something which can continue.it can and it will
>>62073830>He is actively harming the IsraeliBased>and American causeSlightly based
>>620736892 weeks
>>62073806Not so fast, Bessy
Is it bullish that America's closest allies are now ignoring them to strike deals with Iran
>>62073778/smg/ is almost always wrong. just do the opposite and you're golden
> futures
just got a job for the first time. any German bros here who can recommend a broker? Scalable Capital, ING, Trade Republic. What's the meta?
>>62073883IBKR seems pretty trusted in NA, not sure about Europe. No fees and pretty good market selection
>>62073806That means the petrodollar is kill.
>>62073883Now put 10% of your income in SSO and retire in 15 years. Can't panic though.
guys. is it literally 2006 again? are we stuck in some sort of political/market loop?
>>62073897Are they also paying the toll in yuan? because that is definitely a kill shot to the petro dollar. If I was China after this war I'd make a massive military base in Iran to guard the straight
>>62073883I'm on Trade Republic, it's alright. Mostly there for the perks like cash back and decent interest on cash by german standards. Can't really say anything about the other ones.
>>62073883neobrokers are all a bunch of scammersi personally use dkb
>BREAKING: JPMorgan publishes countdown to when each continent could run out of fuel amid a Strait of Hormuz blockade:>Europe: April 10th>North America: April 15th>Australia: April 20th
>>62073901Thing is China doesn't give a fuck about international control past having buffer states, it's been the same since their empires started. They call themselves "Middle Country" for a reason
>>62073900I wish. I'd be so happy if we crashed 56%. Thats why it wont happen.>>62073901>>62073897As long is 95% of oil trades in USD its not going anywhere. If anything will kill the petrodollar its the 40 trillion debt which is the whole reason the US cares about the petrodollar in the first place. Who the fuck is buying 30 year US bonds?
>>62073883as a kraut myself I have been trade republic. it works not much I can tell you. they have a broad offer of stocks and etfs, every buy/sell order is like 1€ and they cost nothing per month. you also get 2% or whatever the current ecb rate is for your tagesgeld, so you generate money without having to do anything if you sit on cash. the catch is there is NO customer service like literally none. you cant phone someone and you literally cant even email support because there is no email support to begin with. everything support related is done through ai or a bot. I had a einkommensnachweis a few months ago which they refused to accept for months but it somehow went true after reuploading the same files every few weeks. I also use it as my main account for shit like my salary. They have these fancy looking "platinum" looking girocards, more like a meme but fun non the less.
>>62073880For me it's more like>smg tells me to do X, my own opinion agreesDo the opposite of what smg says>smg tells me to do X, my own opinion disagrees Do what smg saysThere's nothing more aggravating in third world than losing money just to come here and see a bunch of happy smug frogs celebrating because they did the most stupid thing possible and made bank
>>62073900Yes, the Democratic party is being taking over by communists and Republicans are victims of their own choices and policies. All that is different is HGRAF is here to save us, buy the dip.
>>62073924>Who the fuck is buying 30 year US bonds?Apparently it's >29% foreign holders>29% private institutions (banks, mutual funds, pensions, insurance, etc)>19% US government (pensions and social security)>13% Federal Reserve>9% normie investors directly or through retirement
>>62073926>>62073902>>62073893I pay 10$ a trade and 1.5% on Chinese stocks. Ive litterally paid 5k this year for the luxury to lose 600k. Fuck TD, I need to get a Swiss bank account.
>>62073931>Giving a shitSee, this is what happens when you don't have to go out and hunt for your food anymore.
>>62073924politically and financially there are so many parallels.
>>62073913No way lol. I should've bought that bicycle I've been eyeing.
>>62073935Thats cool, thanks! I know private institutions have to own a bunch as insurance. I always figured that was 80% of it. Knowing its 29% is wild and even more confusing. Really makes me wonder why we haven't seen more bond vigilantes if only 29+13 are forced to buy.
Jesus died for dollar fifty hotdogs
>>62073948Fun fact long term corporate bonds are heavily purchased by pensions and this type of funding doesn't exist in Europe. Same with them not having BDCs
Schwab/thinkorswim won't give me uncovered options permissions!
>>62073955>Fun fact.How is that a fun fact?
>>62073963Jesus, lighten up, man.
kojima predicted this war in mgs4 we didnt listen
>>62073935>who's buying 30 year>checks notesit says here "Small Speculators"
>>62073963I think it's fun
I voted for this, seethe more libcucks.Israel is more important than the average joe
>>62073967He was wrong though. Shahed was the weapon to surpass metal Gear...*Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
>>62073974ID control ... proxy wars within proxy wars ... algorithm controlled death... Guns of the abrahmists ...
>>62073955I thought the 401k was a government pension or smtin, is the US really using its' tax payers' retirement funds to prop up corporate liquidity? I must be misunderstanding cause that's insane
>>62073680is this parody?
>>62073974Not even close.Just wait until the IRGC deploys their mechs.
>>62073979We have 401k's too where I live, we just don't call them that.
>>62073979>he doesn't know We used to have pensions only. Then we created social security that just taxes young people and gives the money directly to boomers. Then we created 401k's to supplement pensions, but all the corporations quickly dropped pensions to ONLY do 401ks. And then dropped the amount they invest in them to something insanely small. my last company only gave me 2% of my salary into my 401k as a max. So the pensions you see are usually mostly government jobs
>>62073980No
>>62073982omg
kek
what markets are open today? crazy the commodity futures aren't 24/7 yet
Is there an actual good reason why we aren’t using these to defend against unmanned drones flying in a straight line?Why not just hang a bunch of netting or razor wire between them like ww2?Other than to save RTX and LMT baggies of course?
>>62073993well if you shoot them, they fall down
>>62073993RETURN OF THE BLIMPS!
>>62073982Fucking kek!
>>62073992It's good to have a break from the casino.
>>62073991what a waste, i'd take it
>>62073982war... war never changes...
>BREAKING: U.S. is doubling its reinsurance guarantee to ships willing to travel through the Strait of Hormuz to $40 billion.
>>62073986That explains the drastic drop in American employee welfare, holy shit. Quebec also has stocks for pensions, but the portfolio is managed by the government and has a lot of provincial holdings so it's incentivized to grow those companies responsibly. Handing those reins to uncoordinated companies is insanity
>>62073993Is there an actual good reason why we don't have Rocketeers?
>>62074000yea but it'd be funnier to watch some dipshits kill themselves trying to stay awake 24/7 chasing those midnight pumps.
>>62073993Surprisingly incredibly expensive. There is something like only 10 blimpse left in the world which is unfortunate as I want my final fantasy airship.
>>62073993I hate blimptards cause they always fail to mention how inefficient at lifting they are. The huge graf Zeppelin was over 100 ft tall and 776 ft long, yet could only carry 20 passengers. Any other platform including a drone would be more cost efficient while not being a huge shoot me target
>Iran's Foreign Ministry denies agreeing to allow all French-interest vessels to pass through the Strait of Hormuz and clarified that it permitted only 1 to pass on 2/4, as a "gesture of goodwill" for France's positive stance toward Iran at the UN.Let's take it further then
>>62074000seriously is it only crypto today?
>>62074012yarp
>>62073680>Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy.>- Henry Kissinger
>>62073996That was true when the prop planes had guns and were maneuverable, and they got used everywhere in WWII.Shaheed aren’t maneuverable and don’t have guns…Military men are huge Tony soprano tier wwii historybuffags. I can’t think of a good reason not to used them other than that it would kill RTX shares if the great massive problem of modern warfare could be solved with a couple balloons and some netting from the driving range and fishing line.
>NFP +178kand everybody believed it, the end
>>62074011Headlines monday:>Iran [...] agreeing to allow all French-interest vessels [...] as a gesture of goodwill [...] toward the UN
>IRAN HAS OFFICIALLY TOLD MEDIATORS IT ISN'T WILLING TO MEET US OFFICIALS IN ISLAMABAD IN THE COMING DAYS, AND THAT US DEMANDS ARE UNACCEPTABLE>THE CURRENT ROUND OF EFFORTS BY REGIONAL COUNTRIES LED BY PAKISTAN TO REACH A CEASE-FIRE BETWEEN THE US AND IRAN HAS REACHED A DEAD END - WSJ
>>62074020kek, so much this
>>62074021MARKETS: THANK YOU FOR INATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>62074017The Russians are strapping AA missiles on their shaheds
>>62074021Was anyone really expecting a cease fire anytime soon? Even the orange potato said 2 or 3 weeks. which may as well be read as 2 or 3 months.
>>62074021>jocko_good.jpg
>>62074005Yea but pensions are the reason every country goes bankrupt and most places dont have an Alberta to bail them out yearly... Quebec: Projected in equalization 14B Ontario: Projected in equalization 500M Alberta: Projected in no equalization payments 0Hot Quebec women owe me sex!
>>62074021just kill every iranian official until you find that one person who is filling to accept americas terms. is that the current play?
>>62073991Challenging wank but I'm up for it
uuuh bros, this is really bad news, you really don't want a Naquadah explosion.
>>62074030Yes, which is why I urge you to support Quebec's independence so we can stop sucking those poor Albertans of their equalization.Btw the earners below 500k already pay more in federal taxes than all Quebec gets back in equalization
>>62073924>not knowing primary dealers use ultra bonds for RRP of which they are the largest section of the largest percentage being the three party transactionsNGMI
>>62074035Remember some fucker bought MUU on thursday.
>>62074039wait this gonna fuck MU?
>>62074005That's literally no different than the different target dated funds that we have in 401ks. Pensions in America have always sucked dick. Whether it was the 80s and 90s when companies would just blatantly steal them from the employees to paper over losses, or the pension implosions after 9/11 when people saw their pension checks go from 150k a year to 35k a year, and now the gutting of most states pension plans (but only for new employees) since they over promised to the boomers but can't break the contract, they've just generally not worked. I still max out my 401k even without an employee match just because it drops my taxable income and you can just buy a VOO equivalent fund with it with pretty cheap management fees. Feel bad for the retards that don't understand how they work, don't allocate properly, or even worse think they'll live off social security lmao.
>>62074040All AI shit is pretty tied together. Sure, you could contrive some scenario where datacenters being blown the fuck up is good for memory, but the market isn't that sophisticated.
>>62074046wasn't sure if it was property owned by MU or something
>>62074031that seems like it.
>>62074039I bought Wednesday, got heemed yesterday, but mostly recovered by the end of the day
>>62074021probably bullish
>>62074054that says barqs
>>62074026kek, do they even need to do this in iran? planes are falling out of the sky on their own at this point
>>62074021Honestly, this doesn't really matter, I don't think anyone's expecting a ceasefire anytime soon. The question is whether more ship will be allowed to enter through Hormussy and what will USA do next.
>>62073692Why would OpenAI implode, Tesla also hasnt imploded yet
>>62074039>>62074040That was me...ruh roh
holy fuck we are hitting 150 next week
>>62074095>Oil broswell hot damn.
>>62074095comfy
>>62074081Let's not do this again please
>>62074099>>62074100>The Kuwait Petroleum company on Friday said that drones had struck the Mina al-Ahmadi refinery, without saying where the attack came from. In a separate incident, the Kuwaiti government said Iran had damaged a power and water desalination plant in the country. In Abu Dhabi, the Emirati capital, the authorities said falling debris from an air defense interception started a fire at a major gas field, halting operations there.
>>62074101>>62074081To be fair you'd have Barq's with MUG, which is kind of cool, but yes it's Bang's
>>62074101but... .... the can says Barq's ... :(
>>62073956which level? I went straight for the moderate risk one and got approved. First time asking and 0 prior options experience
>>62074037>Largest section of the largest percentage being three party transactionsI can't tell if AI or non-english
>>62074105Dad's Rootbeer is the only rootbeer worth drinking, so it's a moot point
>>62074101Using AI to gaslight people is certainly one of the things to do of all time.
>>62074114Nah it's cool. this faggot just made me google shit and realize they used AI bullshido. Got me bro. Got me so.. so good. No. Really. So good. Quite right. So good.
>>62074115it's not gaslighting, it's always been bang's
>>62074119Sounds good bro. Thanks, me too.
barq sampson
falling debris seems to damage alot more infrastructure than i thought
>>62074112you cant tell how the financial system works. the 25 year bonds are very important for the backbone of collateral/debt deals despite the fact they are the most issues they are actually used for important shit
>>62074123Stock only go up.
>>62074115>AIHuh what you mean
>>62074124They should load the bombers with debris instead of bombs. Would be more effective and cheaper.
Gonna love this
>>62074115unironically pre LLM.
just realized that because of ai even after all the original voice actors are dead they can still make more simpsons episodes and well never even really know except they will never be funny again (and havent been for a while but nevertheless)i hate this timeline
This is the most humiliation a country ever went through in the hands of USA >f-15 gets shot down>yeah man we got him!!>next day usa come in with hawks and literal flying gas station, looking for their lost pilot, flying so low goat fuckers can film them>there is literally nothing to shoot at them>found them>leavesIs there anything more humiliating?iran sits their like a cuck as American big dick fucks it’s airspace and can’t do anything about it lmao
>>62074123Eat Pant
>>62074133Monday better be a bloodbath
>>62074124Iranians are so smart they fire a missile in just the right place that the interception deflects it into just the right place to cause significant damage to critical infrastructure
>>62074128I don't understand why your attacking me, I'm aware how maturity transformation assets work. I'm just not aware if you know triparty repo is the correct term or if AI doesn't know triparty repo is the correct term. Three party transaction sounds like something a non-english speaker would say
>>62074140Iran has the funniest card on their end for Monday before the open. Or just right after Trump's daily rant of lies.>Shows video of the captured F15 crew member
>>62074138dont worry brownoids will still talk about it a year later and gaslight you to believe various things that never happened
What is root beer? An American came into an off-licence asking for this once. Nobody had a clue. I suggested ginger beer but she said that wasn't it.
>>62074134Fair enough. I can at least respect the effort if that's the case. Thanks.
>>62074147>pretend they haven't found the troop to make the US waste resources looking or himHonestly wouldn't even be mad
>>62074151Don't tell me bongs have never heard of root beer. The hell is an "off-licence"?
>>62074146no ones attacking you lady the market is closed and your post didnt specify if you thought you denied the comment but i didnt realize you were just nitpicking because i didnt use the proper noun of the type of deals which are a majority of the use case for long term bonds. get raped
>>62074151yer got a loicense fer that off-loicense mate?
>>62074158I live in Europe and have never seen or tasted this mythical root beer. Here we just drink beer.
I'm guessing Iran doesn't have a Rothschild central bank
>>62074151Take a coca cola and put toothpaste in it, thats root beer
>>62074169As someone who likes root beer. This is accurate.
Did China trade oil last night? The numbers are still the same when the US market closed yesterday. I know it's a US holiday, but it should have just been a Friday in China.
>>62074163>NitpickingAnd yet if you actually bothered to read literature on the topic one would know the correct term, so completely justified to wonder if your foreign or uneducated.
>>62074158"liquor store"
>>62074133I hope my VG pumps off this news...
Reminder that:>Benner Cycles predict 2026 as a sell year>Seasonality predicts midterm years to have a sell off after April>The next Jewish holiday is Apr 9th and May 1st
>>62074166>>62074175I see. Well It's a soda made with sassafras and spices. Most people either love it or hate it.
>>62074179It's over.
They fired 12 generals overnight for opposing this disaster of a war. Oil is going over $200 a barrel this month.
>>62074186We must liberate the gay Iranians from the despotic rule of nuclear weapons, so sayeth the monkey in chief
Honestly the retrieval of the pilot and air ops might just have convinced Trump who already gets his news through 30 second bombing tiktoks that an invasion is a good idea.
>>62074186Sounds fake.I’m pretty sure they fired 3 which is normal in a war and Lincoln did similar things as have many presidents.If they fired 12 please list them as that would be extremely extremely bearish.
deep
>>62074206>Iran is our margin call
The margin call never comes lubed.
>>62074206>simping for Maduro and IranI'll never not laugh at this.
>>62074203https://www.cnbc.com/2025/01/25/trump-uses-mass-firing-to-remove-more-than-a-dozen-independent-inspectors-general-at-a-series-of-agencies.htmlit's over dude
>>62074186Oil doomers keep saying that since the start of the war but it hasn't even touch the $150 mark. Y'all a bunch of losers.
>>62074220>Y'allBuy oil.
>>62073901morning babe. wow this is so wrong, as are other things you've said. but i've decided i don't care what you think, just that you do. wanted to say hello and tell you i loved you this morning, it's still not quite noon here.
>>62074231>Redneck>Driving a clapped-out nigger truckHmmm.
>>62074203Lmao you're back?>this is totally normal>you know, like the civil war
Europe needs to blockade israel's ports and deny passage of their aircraft until they stop this madness. They're the only ones keeping this conflict going by eliminating all offramps. This is financial advice.
what kind of fish are we eating this Good Friday, brothers?
>>62074256Only Spain and Egypt can do that
SPY will open at $634 Monday.
>>62074258>gefilte fishDuh?
>>62074219>inspectors general>trump fired 12 generalsHoly fuck oh my god this has to be bait I’m crying laughing.INSPECTORS GENERAL you literal retarded monkey ape.I am crying laughing in my cubicle.If this is bait waiting for me to ask for proof it is some of the best bait of all time.If not I… ahahah holy fuck
>>62074258I ate sole for lunch
>>62074256Europe by not acting is responsible for the current escalationThe EU needs to start acting like adults and open the strait of herpussy already
>>62074258No fish for me. A box of chocolate coins instead
>>62074258I had some snushis unironically
>>62074231america is such a trashy shithole lmaoproof that money can't buy culture and sophistication like the Europeans have
>>62074206and the whole world will suffer because of itthe fact that we still have wars in the 21st century bogggles my mindhumans never learn
>>62074041You dumb Kool aid drinking motherfucker. Pensions had a healthcare component to them. Enough giving away all your untaxed income to a longterm care facility you fucking chud.
>>62074273>culture and sophistication like the Europeans haveLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OOOH FUCKING GOD MY SIDES!!!!!!!!!
>>62074262Cool, a nothingburger. SPY 670 Monday
>>62074262ummm layoffs are bullish sweaty
>>62074186Unbelievable
>>62074280I'm sorry your uneducated brain isn't able to understand the European way of life
Can you not shit up the thread for 5 fucking minutes?
>>62074202That corrupt retard doesn't care, he just wants to see more dead working class people
>>62074186yeah that's not a good signThe corrupt Trump administration wants more yesmen
>>62074290>Not enough brown peopleYou're going to get arrested for posting this m8.
>>62073670Im not even racist. Its just the fact that nigger and cunt are the only 2 words that make me feel anything any more.>>62073689It will come off 8% over the next two weeks. That will be bottom, than ATHs by mid May.
>>62074293>3 day weekendMy brother in whatever. Who cares on an off day?
>>62074179The corrupt Trump administration doesn't care about the midterms so they're a non factor
>>62074231dangerously based
>>62074172low volume markets don't counteven though the corrupt Trump administration is making sure financial market volume moves to other regions
>>62074167It doesn'tBut the corrupt Trump administration wants to make sure they have one
>>62074299Yea, idk. I think the only way we get the big drop the 0dte (I hope these 1000 10c puts, turn my 10k into several million) bros are hoping for is if Iran surprises the world with a nuke.
I'm getting scared anons. have we had a "trump won" tweet today!?!?!
>>62074151wtf is an off-license?
proposal for a ceasefire by the US rejected by Iransomeone is really desperate. though I'm not even sure I'd trust this info...>>62074021yet Israel keeps killing the negotiators. curious.
>>62074312You don't think oil hitting $200+ during a ground invasion would drop SPY sub $600?
>>62074138Iran is winning the war retardThe corrupt Trump administration unironically thought this was going to be like Venezuela
These fucking headlines lmao
>>62074314Monday. Its always on Monday. Friday is death to Iran. Which I mean is fair, death to the IIRG.
>>62074137AI voices need to be banned in the entertainment industryToo bad the oligarchs that make up the corrupt Trump administration would never allow that
>>62074322LOLThis is your brain on binary. Why are brown people like this?
>>62074323i liked this one a few days agoany expecters itt?
>biggest and sole beneficiary of the war >can't be bothered to help, not even just a tiny bit
>>62074206Do people still not realize Maduro surrendered? Lmao why do you think nothing else changed in the Venezuelan government? Venezuela gets sanction relief and money flowing in from foreign investment while Maduro eventually retires to Moscow unless he has no friends then he's kinda fucked but will retire semi comfortably.
>>62074133I thought Iran's missile and drone arsenal was "obliterated"?Did the corrupt Trump administration lie to me?
>>62073800Lots of bridges got blown up during wars. Why is it an issue now?
>>62074319Will we see SPY go sub 600? Sure, why not.Will we see it go sub 600, from 640ish in a day? Not unless it's some earth-shattering shit. You need to realize that most of the fuckers that actually move SPY don't want to turn random 0dte dumbfucks into millionaires if they can help it.
shipping boomer is incredibly annoyed
>>62074322Correct
>>62074328Did the corrupt Trump administration open the strait?Was the "regime change" objective accomplished?
>>62073741Even better
>>62074124The interception locations were calculated by IranToo bad the corrupt Trump administration was too incompetent to ever think of thisso much for 4d chess
>>62074337>You need to realize that most of the fuckers that actually move SPY don't want to turn random 0dte dumbfucks into millionaires if they can help it.Don't tell me what I need to realize. But yeah, I don't think it's going to be some huge intraday drop either unless there's domestic terrorism or a nuke during market hours.
>>62074332I hope this is the lesson from decades of forever wars. Just let the old guard retire in wealth and they will gladly disappear in the face of the US army. Especially if they are allowed to democratically run after.
it's not been a great day for air superiority
>>62074095Didn't the corrupt Trump administration campaign on affordability?lmao
>>62074351damn that thing looks cool too
>>62074353It's a small price to pay for Israel's safety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g03b4U_aPk
>>62074342>Oh you laughed at me for saying its white, that MUST mean you think its black!Why are brown people like this?
>>62074355I thought the corrupt Trump administration campaigned on "America First"
>>62074322And online retards thought Venezuela was fighting back and winning. Sound familiar?
>we have complete air superiority over their skiesOH NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS AMERITARDS
>>62073670Where did you get the video , share source or related material
this was posted yesterday:https://xcancel.com/SprinterPress/status/2039734373873045971>A very unusual anomaly. American unmanned aerial vehicles of the Northrop Grumman MQ-4C Triton type for high altitudes (which, by the way, have not been seen near the coast of Crimea or the Black Sea coast of the Krasnodar region for a very long time) have reduced their combat patrol time near the coast of Iran. Previously, the drones would hover over Hormuz almost all day; now they only perform a short reconnaissance flight and then return straight home.>>62074350> 18 posts by this ZOGbotcompletely desperate
>>62074358lol calm down muttyEurope is way whiter than america
>>62074364aren't those propeller aircraft?>twin turbofaneven so. not exactly a feat.
>>62074359Well, Trump also campaigned on building a wall and making Mexico pay for it, draining the swamp and locking her up.
>>62074374>>62074374>>62074374
>>62074206>Calvin FroedgeHuh I've met that guy before. Cool cat, he taught me that coding was possible to do without a degree and is a big reason I'm as successful as I am. Huh, small world.Also salient point.
>>62074366Yea to make money you poorfag.>>62074368Yes, I said that retard. >>62073936
>>62074362Venezuela is not Iran retardIran is a 80 million person fortress designed specifically to withstand attemps at regime change
>>62074364wtf are they flying A-10's around? Those things would have been retired a long time ago if they weren't useful for strafing goatherders in Afghanistan.
>>62074379>he keeps seethingfucking kek
>>62074372Their main problem is they have to go low and strafe. Not useful against most enemies today other than some insurgents, which is why it stuck around in Afghanistan.
>>62074387>No u!You must be poor and uneducated. This is why women wont fuck you, lol.
>>62074393ya it's a 50 year old plane that was not built for speed
>>62074386chairforce pilots love these death traps for some reasonspoiler: the reason is nostalgia
>>62074397>>No u!your argument is literally "no u" and "poorfag" kekyou are really fucking mad. my sides
>>62074151It's just a kind of soda.
>>62074002It’s like the market though. Once you learn to profit from it, it becomes a lot more fun.
>>62074380And yet, fearless leader taken out first day.
>>62074322>air space is so open that planes fly low enough for goat fuckeds to hit them with rocksLmao yeah yeah “winning” Just like how a cuck “wins” as he watched his wife get penetrated fullyFor all the “we are winning” talks, they couldn’t hit one of these easy moving targetsIt’s because they have lost.Like USA could LITERALLY fly all the way to Tehran, land 50 soldiers and take over their parliament and their media, and they can’t do Jack shit about itTruly embarrassing But I mean, if the cope keeps you warm, then keep going lolToda we witness the most humiliation a country can go through.
>>62074342Sure. True. But objectively and demonstrably, Iran can have been toppled today and today video proved it.Iran can’t do ANYTHING to stop a bunch of this poaches come to Tehran and dismantle their entire parliament Today it was shown to the world, that USA is just like a cat playing with its prey. It can end Iran at any second>>62074380>80 million people fortress 1- extreme majority hate this regime and want it gone2- its clear the “80 million strong fortress” can’t do shit against a low flying 130 lmao
