tight young hormussy edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62073650
you can just grab em by le hormussyif you're french, they let you do it
>>62074381Oh this is that good shit. kek
>>62074374Propaganda by the corrupt Trump administrationIran has full control over Hormuz and is making bank with toll fees
>>62074381Europeans opt for diplomacy and winamericans and the corrupt Trump adminsitration opted for another caveman war and got another forever warFunny how that goesThe Euro will become the world's reserve currency in my lifetime
I can't believe the market is closed. It's so boring! Maybe I'll take the train down to NYC tomorrow and look at the dinosaur museum.
>>62074374That’s a strange tan she’s got. Or is that makeup?
>>62074391comfy
>>62074374>>62074376>2 posts by this is>the 2 posts are literally the previous OP and links to this oneCLEAN IT UP, ZIOJANNY
>>62074395it's what jews think humans look like
>>62074374I like it but why does Iran look like Danny Devito. I dont remember this scene when the gang goes to New Jersey?
>>62074395It's propaganda created by the corrupt Trump administrationIt doesn't have to make sense for Trump's retarded followers to understand
>February non-farm payroll jobs numbers revised down from -92000 to -133000>March non-farm payroll jobs added 178000 jobsLOL
>>62074408It doesn't even make senseIranians and Americans have basically the same average heightThe corrupt Trump administration thinks Iranians are mexicans
> futures
>retard is trooothing again i have retard fatigue
>>62074412you know if they make too many jobs you might have to do one, right?
>>62074391lil jelly you live close enough to do that anon. good for you.
What did Trump and his corrupt administration mean by this?
House Pepsi is scattered and weak…A secret meeting in the Holy City of Crush between the three other factions is currently being held in hopes to capitalize on this opportunity. The Dominion of Dr. Pepper seeks an alliance with the unruly mountain vagabonds of the Descendants of Dew but without assurances from the Coca Confederacy negotiations are currently falling flat.
>>62074390>euro as reserve currencynigger the yuan has a better chance of becoming reserve than the euro
>>62074430kek brands are like religion in trashy USA
>>62074412the march estimate was 68k btw. statistics are literally useless now, tweets are now the only reliable metric we can use to trade.
>>62074426Based
>>62074429I don't know...
>>62074432For a currency to be the world's reserve it has to flow freely and China has capital controls, Europe doesn'tJust because America drifted away from based neoliberalism doesn't mean the rest of the world will, Europe will just take its place
>>62074435How dare you! Everyone knows Ford is superior to ChevRoGays and Dodge Rammed in the ass hooohoholol
>>62074390Why do the euros always huff their farts this hard. Euros got btfo'd having to buy Russian gas and oil you stupid niggers.
>>62074443brands do matter and this is case in point. dodge cars have the most accidents of any on the road. and it's not a design flaw with dodge, it's the way they market their "ram" truck brand to psychos.
>>62074442>Europe doesn'tLMAOgive it a minute.
>>62074443kek they really do be like thatpoor lil mutties
>>62074429given the absolute humiliation of todays losses, he'll be rattled enough to do something even more retarded than he was originally planning
>>62074442Pete will buttfug America back to the golden path.
>>62074391Why when you can schizo post? Time to lock yourself in a room, rail whatever hard drug of your choice, and fight with the voices in your head. It's way cheaper and safer than whatever the fuck you suggested. Never good ever happens on the New York metro.
>>62074444Europe sucessfully diverged away from russian natgas by increasing imports of US and Qatari LNGThe EU is also investing heavily in renewables
>>62074446Jokes aside it really has more to do with financing and the fact that Stellantis Financial Services will give out loans to nearly any dumb fuck with a pulse.
>>62074429He's fucking losing it, on top of that regime change I'm witnessing a collapse in real time
>>62074447>two more weeks until Europe becomes an autocratic shithole like america
It's been confirmed an F-15 was shot down yesterday by Iran and an A-10 also crashed
>>62074458Wow and only took you guys having Russia as a potential enemy in Ukraine to put two and two together. If you guys ever get invaded let's hope it won't be too late, oh wait look at the birth rates...
>>62074432There are two "yuan" currencies for a reason. Good luck making it the reserve currency out of that bullshit lmao.
>>62074457That why the world needs more Bizrailie's on the train.
>>62074470Iran is winning the war and the corrupt Trump administration has no fucking clue what to do next
>>62074460>checksHe really said this shit. I .. I just.. I can't.. How does any comedian come up with anything original with this kind of clown? You just can't. Whatever batshit insane thing you think you can come up with to make fun of this fuck. Nope.
>>62074461they both are you tone deaf faggot holy fuck. god you fucks are insufferable, continue pissing your pants for the rest of the thread
>>62074470why are they still using f-15s?
Imagine if Bush had said live on air in 2003 "WE CAN EASILY TAKE THE OIL AND MAKE A FORTUNE!". Feel like I'm living in a parody movie.
>>62074461buddy that happened a long time ago
>>62074461It already is. A bunch of European Union dickheads have already undermined every nations own hedgemony in the name of some gay liberal utopia. No one has forgetten the gay olympic ceromonies they keep putting together.
>>62074472>Wow and only took you guys having Russia as a potential enemy in Ukraine to put two and two together.Yeah mistakes were made and are actively being fixedEurope will never be this geopolitically naive ever again, we're surrounded by enemies from the east... and the west>oh wait look at the birth rates...That can be fixed via controlled immigration
>>62074473yeah the "yuan will be reserve" arguement is wild to me. they don't even want it
>>62074479If Europe was autocratic like America Hungary wouldn't be able to pull the bullshit they do
>>62074487Midwits don't know that china doesn't want it, and they don't even know there are two yuans.Forgive them for their ignorance. But never forget these retards give you "investment advices" on /smg/.
>>62074429Calling off work and getting fucking hammered the second this subhuman chokes on his last Big Mac
So Iran has shot down an F-35 which is the first time ever and an F-15, as well as multiple destroyed KC-135 Stratotankers by drone/missiles and an E-3 Sentry which also marks a first
>>62074457The peak for me was when someone was caught having sex with a dead body on the NYC metro.
>>62074481Because they're good planes and building newer planes costs a lot of money
>>62074485>That can be fixed via controlled immigrationgoddamn it you got me. good trolling
>>62074483European countries have some of the best public services in the world and the highest human development indexes in the world
>>62074492Are burgers aware that Europe isn't one country? Hungary and Holland have absolutely nothing in common.
>>62074485>ah mistakes were made and are actively being fixed>Europe will never be this geopolitically naive ever againAren't you guys buying all your solar panels from China after putting all your domestic builders out of business? It seems like you retards actually learned nothing and now you need the USA to even fuel your airplanes and the Chinese to get you your precious "renewables".
>>62074442>For a currency to be the world's reserve it has to flow freelyWe've never really had a world where the majority of reserves are a fiat currency. I fully expect the collapse of the unipolar American political order to trigger siloed economies with strict capital controls complemented by full surveillance for each major market.
>>62074485>Europe will never be this geopolitically naive ever again>That can be fixed via controlled immigrationYou know at least in America we are self aware enough to joke what a clownshow our country is. Europeans literally wear the full clown costume and refuse to acknowledge it even when standing infront of a mirror. Euros will unabashedly even argue with their own reflection about who the real clown is while standing in clown shoes.
>>62074506are you being ironic? if anything, the chinese solar panels are now helping them charge their chinese EVs kekthere is a reason Spain told the US to fuck oiff
>>62074509We've never had a world where the majority of reserves are fiat *prior to the US dollar
>>62074502>>62074481Damn, I thought the Underground still running trains from 1972 was bad.
>>62074505I always thought that Hungary and Turkey had something to do with one another, like one was the question and the other was the answer
>>62074504lmao you retards really deserve the hell you're about to go through
>>62074512What other realistic solution is there? Personally I'm happy to see the population collapse since I hate people but R.I.P the economy which is built on a Ponzi scheme.
>>62074522I wonder what people must have thought when the Ottoman Empire got renamed "Turkey". That's like renaming the Roman Empire "Chicken".
>>62074504>Welcome to Europe
>>62074532The Ottoman Empire didn't get renamed to Turkey though, the Ottoman Empire ceased to exist and what was once Anatolia was renamed Turkey
>yes i support israel how could you tell?
>>62074429He's asking for opinions whether he should still keep Iran's oil production / export capability undamaged, specifically the terminal on Kharg island.If nobody speaks up asap and helps the USA, he will bomb it.
I thought the last of Trump's TACO deadlines for bombing power plants ran out tonight. Forgot it's actually on Monday at 8pm ET. Thought for sure he'd be doing it this weekend while the market's closed, my puts might be fucked.Come on, ground invasion.
>>62074509it's baked into the cake at this point, but not markets. all that capital is gonna have to come home if the unipolar order falls, which it is. reindustrialization/militarization or really just debt servicing takes capital and it's currently all loaded in US treasuries. i can't believe i might actually have to dump AGNC & NLY for -15%. can make alot of money in forex if you can get the sequence right. yen/asian then euro/aussie then loonie/sterling/mexican peso then US dollar/swissie?every society ever has been about total control and boy do the powers that be like the chinese model.
>>62074482never looked at it this way. seems like we're reaching peak clownworld
>>62074543guess I'll make a lot of money but that is pretty grim
>>62074470BREAKING: A-10 STRUCK BY FALLING DEBRIS
It's not over until the US military starts sponsoring green card applicants.
>>62074544The extended 10 day deadline ends on Sunday, but he also threatened to destroy more infrastructure and the energy plants within 72 hours if no deal was reached yesterday in his post showing the US attack on Iran's largest bridge which would make the newest deadline Monday
>>62074485>That can be fixed via controlled immigrationShow nose
>>62074542Israel literally wouldn't exist without world war 1 and 2, Zionist Royals, European freemasons, and the balfour decleration where England stole land and secured it for the creation of the nation state of Israel. Europeans are so hardcore in denial of this when a lot of countries in Europe will punish antisemitism even harder than they do in the USA. Once again, Euros are clowns draped in the whole clown costume and shoes trying to play off that everyone else is the clown here...
>>62074543Ah, okay. So the planes getting shot down did piss him off. He's about to level Iran's oil production. I guess 150 oil is actually likely now? meh.
>>62074374>tight young hormussyused up roastie
ding ding ding...
>>62074538???
>>62074568
>>62074453Fucking perfect lmao
>>62074565Stop being so historically accurate! You are ruining my ficticious gooner fantasy involving geopolitical events so I can relieve stress from bag holding in this clownshow market.
>>62074568+0% today best day in a while
Reminder that /smg/ is pro-neoliberalism, globalism, and free-trade
>>62074568heh, wasn't sure if this was a bot or not yesterday with that perfect timing. Neat.
thank GOD the markets are forward looking and all this is already priced in.
>>62074429>let them eat oil
>>62074576Kek.
>>62074571Yeah congrats Europe is being turned into a 3rd world ghetto just like America
>>62074582>tits well those are nice.
>>62074568Feels bad man.
>>62074581I don't use a script or a bot, I do it manually. But I've explained my process for timing beforeCheck the archives
>>62074585Even as an American I don't think we ever kidded ourselves that we had a culture worth holding onto. Europeans act as if their culture is gold but then piss it away while shitting the bed as if it was nothing.
I killed babe poster
>>62074592It's because after the world wars most of their men were broken or dead so now you get effeminate retards that think some "human development index" means much. It's womanly thinking.
>>62074592The Sopranos was a great product of American culture
>>62074582I know a waittress with big tits like this that kind of looks like that as well and her screen saver on her phone is just her cleavage. When I first saw the screensaver I couldn't help but laugh at how narcissistic it is but at the same time it's pretty alpha how she blatantly mogs the other girls she works with. Total Stacey equivalent of a Chad I guess.
>>62074568weekend bitcoin is slightly red, -0.18% today
>>62074592we do though babe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQWTneirnPc
>>62074594Top
>>62074600Checked.
>world's greatest military
>>62074495By 2027, if Iran isn't destroyed they'll be the world's second largest military.
>>62074589huh. i didn't know lotus was tradeable.
>>62074608An A-10 was shot down too. Still, no other country could do this without suffering substantially more losses.
>>62074600Yes it was. We made up a word like gabagul while acting like mobsters and made it our culture.
>>62074615in this house, david chase is a hero. end of story.
>>62074593bullish for lean hogs
>>62074620Yes, this our thing of ours and what America is really about. Also lots of racial slurs like calling niggers shines.
>>62074606true, would sop up so much money that just doesn't exist right now. looks like they blew past the new inclusion rules to just get it over with while they have the chance. whole fucking thing is a grift now.looked it up just now - SIKE. they ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING DOING IT. may 1st. un fucking real. the great boomer redeem happens THIS YEAR. geeee whizzzz
>>62074608dire
>>62074628babe i'm like those party guests that think they're too good for everybody else, remember? i don't like that kind of behavior and my reputation and dignity matter a lot to me. i'm a libra rising, that stuff bothers me a lot.
>>62074593imagine being milked to save the mice race
this is fucking insane
>>62074637Post Iranian losses All this do is prove America's superiority to fake countries like Muscovy
>>62074637for not having any missiles and drones and after losing the war 8 times in the last month they are doing pretty well
>>62074637Every single retard on this website who told me they were voting trump because only democracts cause wars should be banned
>>62074639https://youtu.be/SF2h9031KvY?si=NQjA7rM9UA2XSexz
>>62074391Swing by the Bronx and tour Harlem for the real show tho.
>>62074641Based aryan mice. We must secure the future for the white mice race.
>>62074647Iranian losses don't matter bcs theyre not white
>>62074644transforming indexes into shitcoins?
>>62074653>he thinks Kamala wouldn't suck Israel's knoboh my sweet summer idiot
>>62074601I would like to have sex with her and raise children
>>62074654ya. fun. but what about our kids? i don't want them to have the same diseases as us.
>>62074635>>62074644if you don't understand what they're trying to do here and the implications it has, pull your head out of your assjanuary '27 TQQQ $10 puts traded at .60 yesterday. probably can get something similar alot cheaper closer to the listing.
>>62074644>>62074635And they said the 2017 ico craze was degenerate
>>62074663>let the goyim deal with the real world
>>62074665Trump had literally been talking about invading Iran since his first term. Not that we didn't all know magaots don't pay attention
>>62074667I do too but her ego isn't worth dealing with. At the same time damn does she have nice tits. I have seen her brush her hair and look down at her cleavage and brush her tits off just as a showful boast towards the other girls.
>>62074678>>62074637>>62074608I wonder why we're just now getting aircraft shot down. Did they try to get cute and begin incursions into Iran's airspace?
>>62074644>globohomo can now fasttrack to listings>meanwhile the plebs have waited YEARS for this wigger to change the PDT rules even after FINRA approved changesThere's not enough rope in the world for these faggots.
>>62074635I agree completely with the exception of it being this year.They’re going to let it play this year and the next.So they can say “see, it’s all fine”It might even crab or go down a bit, not a lot.Then in 2028 they’re going to hit the big one button. That’ll be the year it goes crazy.
>>62074644Very sus, I dont like it. Tbh I dont trust index funds in general. Too many nomries are now in a "just invest in index funds and make money over time" mindset and they will all panic fuck the market when a deep crash happens and they lose their jobs and need the money they invested. Maybe im being paranoid though
>>62074681Gross and jewish
>>62074678>magaotsGrind that shekel, Mr. Mohummad. You're doing well.
>>62074690The true index fund should be something like VT but most boomers just dump into SPY index funds which is only 50% of the market and heavily over exposes you to ai busts
How often do you guys do it with your left hand?
>>62074697More times than with my right which is weird cause I'm not left-handed.
>>62074697>>62074691
>>62074697Not a lot. I stopped watching porn and occasionally have an escort do it for me. Unironically things are better this way and have an easier time getting and maintaining an erection without a pill.
>>62074688possibly. if too many people know it'll just be dragged out more than likely. like 2022 or now where everybody shorts or gets fully hedged so you never get the vol event.
>>62074693>Jewish if you like fighting wars for Israel >Jewish if you don't support fighting wars for IsraelHmmmm wonder which voter base could be this dumb
>>62074694Well, that makes me feel a bit better at least. I mostly just DCA into VEQT (basically Canadian VT)
>>62074637all that and 1 person missing? bullish.
>>62074709>can't fucking readI don't wonder a fucking thing for some reason.
>>62074706Thats more a function of nuitrition than your choice of gooning.(Basically, the escort slows you down enough to recharge your nutrition rather than just cranking it on demand)
>>62074720Interesting. Still though this is having a net positive than burning out my neurorecepters and desensitizing myself watching porn and gooning.
>>62074680Send it if you can, make the world a better place. Just raise your children to be less vein.
>>62074716You should beg your orangutang in chief to fund education so you can learn where shekels come from kek.
I just read the news, it seems trump doubled tapped the bridge and village nearby after 40 minutes so that all the doctors, nurses and people who came to dig out their dead relatives were also killed.It's becoming a more common thing america does now, trump doesn't even pretend he's targeting the regime and that he's trying to get a rebellion by targeting civilians.Imagine the rapes and torture the marines will be doing and posting on TikTok once the ground operation starts.Oil will probably never come down under 100 dollars again.
>>62074732we are finally fighting wars like a real country
man i cant wait to buy calls on monday. this shouldnt even be named /smg/ anymore. just retarded doomer thread kek
>>62074697Only if I’ve got a WEG/VN open. Clicking with a lefty ain’t no fun.Can’t rly do with pron anymore. By the time you hit 30 and have had seggs, the unconvincing acting of some bartard ho looking to fund her fix is tiresome.
>>62074690the amount of cash locked in these by unaware normies and boomers makes a downturn pretty lethargic and slow to take off, especially with events like this war (if they are even aware of one)they check their funds see the bad news and the fact their bags have declined this year and the same price they were in september last yearthen when awareness meets critical mass it accelerates... we're getting close to this point with the war and all the lagging impacts oil prices will have, cost of food, gas, jobs etc.... then it snowballs
>>62074732It's amazing how well chatgtp translate your message from Ayatollahian to english.
>>62074730>plz says to OrangeMangBad for mo dem gubbermint pro grahams to mayk deez bruddas smartusTypical, Mr. Mohummad.
>>62074728I'm already dating another girl though. I was always an ass man before a tits man. But damn anon, I have come to understand why some guys really love big natural milkers on an in shape girl.
>>62074708The tell will be when they start having talks about solutions/ experimenting with solutions in the lead up to 27, while they have the right people in the right places to push the “solution” over the edge in the midst of the panic.Bernake was already experimenting with QE before ‘08 happened, for example.Figuring what the plan is going to be on the eve of the crash and schizo spamming it across 4chan would be a funny way to crash the party tho.
>>62074737please do and post gains
>>62074754i told you guys to buy calls all week. you didnt listen
>>62074747>I was always an ass man before a tits mansame, I've been coming around lately too. Used to be obsessed with PAWGs and big fat booties but now it's all about the milkers. IDK maybe it ebbs and flows over the years. Good luck with your girl.
>>62074744That's not even English but good try. Totally organic trump supporters who can't name the issuing state of a major global currency are defending him on a business and finance board, thanks for the laugh
>>62074758What are your positions?
>>62074752I think it’s pretty clear it will be bail ins at the least and cbdcs at the worst. So I will say a bit early that it’s been a pleasure gambling with you all
Breaking News: Iran rejects US offer of a 48 hour ceasefire
>>62074763none, i dont take 3day weekend risk directionally. i come in to trade it after you retards get heemed
>>62074761>That's not even English but good try.>Totally organic trump supporters who can't name the issuing state of a major global currency are defending him on a business and finance boardprotip: PROOFREAD that shit you get back from those LLM prompts before you try to sizzle someone on a Guam Needle Threading forum. And praise Allah and Snackbars or whatevershit.
>>62074768so stfu fag, if you're gonna shit with your mouth at least eat it
>>62074768see >>62074771
>>62074771>>62074774kek baggies, slaves to the news cycle for the next 3 days while the rest of us just chill and have a nice holiday weekend
>>62074593 Et vidi caelum novum et terram novam. Primum enim caelum et prima terra abiit
>>62074769Protip: you fucking said I was earning shekels to boudmouth trump who is fighting for Israel. Can you please explain for the class how that's not an uneducated retard take that I read wrong?
At what point does the system collapse?
oil futures trading on hyper liquid for anyone bored:https://app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade/xyz:CL
>>62074783OK, so you are just fucking stupid. Let me explain>shekels are Jewish, Mohummad is a bad spelling of a popular name used by the ragheads and who are the Jews current (eternal) enemy in the ongoing religious warCan you take it from there or do we need mo dem gubbermints pro grahams for you first?
>>62074736It always happened but it hasn't been done like this in hundreds of years
>>62074796Yes shekels are Israeli currency. Please go ahead keep explaining lmao I insist, how are you not implying I'm Israeli shilling against trump with that comment
>>62074778>goes to 4chan to project his seethe onto othersyknow i WAS having a nice time dooming over here
>futures
>>62074697last time was when i broke my right hand wrist 10 years ago
>>62074808How many f35s does Iran need to hit so america can't open the strait or defend taiwan anymore?
LmaoThe future is bright for the sino-European anti-ZOG alliance
>>62074720this. have been doing low carb high protein + workout for a month and my virility is through the roof
>>62074813America ALREADY can't open the strait. It is utterly hopeless with how asymmetrical the task is. With a pack of bubble gum and a roll of duct tape Iran can hold it closed against the entire US Navy.
>>62074803>90 IQ monkey sees 'shekel'>can't take the rest of it into context and starts chimping about someone mistaking his goatfucking tribe for the other goatfucking tribeThe markets are closed and I'm arguing with some silly shitskin 1000's of miles away. Fucking Jews.
>>62074826then why is SPY mooning
>>62074765I feel CBDCs aren’t really it in this case.Like yeah they’re creepy and the banks would certainly like to have them.But it isn’t the kind of solution you can pitch in a crisis.>Err ma god my 401k is shitting itself!>Just sign up for this digital dollar citizen.>What? Wtf is that? Just give me my dollars bankie.Can’t see how you could pitch that without people thinking you’re suspicious.I think the solution is going to be another (slightly self serving) adjustment of the existing system, not trying to astroturf a new one.
>Hey there, big guy. How are ya?>I'm your female broker's new friend. You can call me T.>Can I get you anything? OIL calls? SPY shorts?
>>62074842it happens every time. when this thread gets this bearish, its time to be buying 0dte calls every single day until morale improves. this week was a good example of that
insane how much I need to smell the entire ass of a beautiful woman right now
>>62074836You just called me a Jew, while defending that you didn't mean to call a Jew for going against Trump, holy shit is the RNC just that sure they're losing the mid terms theyve outsourced everything to Mumbai ahahahaha. Negative izzet for you retard ahaha
>>62074844Easy, you just expose the amount of illicit money and tax evasion that goes on and promise that CBDC's will let you clamp down on it. Retards voted this conman in with nothing but an strong handshake that illegals were taking their jobs.
>>62074856fact is, men like us need to smell a hot woman's ass once in while to remain sane
>>62074842Market isn't rational, it's why the best advice isn't to bet against the market but join the herd, you don't make money in the market by being right or smart
First we had the oil jeet now the miga mumus.Neither of them have any money, they just keep shitposting.
>*BRAAAAAAAAP*that was the sound of an incredibly hot woman farting straight into my mouth
>>62074870The oil jeet despite all the claims about shorting oil actually was only in the green by longing oil
>>62074781it is true God is making a new it takes time
>>62074865trend following wins
The good news is now I know Trump is gonna do stupid shit every march or April so I’m gonna sell before then and short the market and then go long right after.
Breaking News: Iran rejects all U.S. demands, and refuses to meet US officials in Islamabad per the WSJ, the article is paywalled
>>62074785Never. Nothing ever happens.
kill me
>>62074873So he didn't kill himself?
wow so true
>>62074881>breaking>news
>>62074856>hahahahHAHAHhaha>i totally OWNED this dude>hahahahhahHAHAH>CHOOCHOO DA DEM TRAIN!>WHOOTWHOOT FREEZ HELB CARES AND FREEZ BUS RIDEZ!bruh you destroyed me with your brilliance. I am so utterly proud of you right now that I can't even find the words.
>>62074886I heard that the federal minimum wage is a meme and no-one actually gets paid that in the USA. Is this true?
I am so excited for monday I can't stop humping my pillow >>62074850you are truly a low iq peasant, please stop responding to me >>62074865it's more rational than you're giving it credit for, and contrarian bets have the highest payout at the cost of a (perceived) lower probability of success. And yes, you do make money by being right and smart.
>The difference in Strait activity from when #3 first arrived / began observing the strait about 4-5 days ago to today is stark. Traffic has meaningfully picked up - there are still “dark” runs and ships transiting without AIS turned on, but there’s a lot more going along the coast of Oman. At least 15 ships have crossed, including at least 3 VLCCs.>When we arrived, virtually none were going through. Then a trickle through the Qeshm channel. It’s meaningful now, could be talking low double digit percent of pre-conflict volume. Meanwhile, expectations for a US operation involving “boots on the ground” within the next week or two are still high among locals. >When we first sent analyst #3 to the strait we were hopeful we’d get a clear cut answer - bullish or bearish, open or closed, war or deal. It soon became clear that was the wrong framework through which to view this trip. On the same day that we learned it was the broad expectation of nearly everyone in the region - from locals to informed parties - that US ground troops would be launching an operation (“boots on the ground!”), we also observed multiple ships beginning to cross the strait. Soon they weren’t just limited to the Qeshm channel.
>>62074785there you are babe. sorry about the misfires and stuff. hope you're doing well. >>62074886please stop saying that. of all the things you say that is the worst to hear.
>>62074886Lying about inflation like this brazenly for years is going to make selling the solution for the crash to the public ten times harder for them
>>62074891its true
>>62074891yes
>>62074891Minimum wage where I'm at is $7.25, same as federal. Gas station is hiring with starting wage at $13/hr and McDonald's is $15.25.
>>62074890>CHOOCHOO DA DEM TRAIN!>FREEZ HELB CARES AND FREEZ BUS RIDEZMaybe the niggers were right.
>>62074886switch to ground humans
>>62074894Probably the only accurate first-hand report anyone's gonna get on the Strait for a while
>>62074893>iqthen why did i make blisteringly great gains this week while you sit here seething? kek
>>62074894big if true. iran sissies arent hitting ships
>>62074894>get hired as quant research>explode in the middle east
>>62074893Contrarian bets rely on timing not just being correct
>>62074522They do. Language has the same roots.>>62074532Well they dont speak English soOh and in Croatia United States Of America sounds like "Junajted (yunayted) Stejts of Amerika which sounds like junica which means a heifer, and stejts a bit like stez which means to squeeze, So its like Cattle Squeeze of America
>>62074894Based on the ground reporting.Dude needs to tell us which direction the ships he’s seeing are heading. In, out, or both?
>female ass farts
>>62074894Forgot https://x.com/citrini/status/2040181536180650322The rest is his personal thoughts
>>62074898my local walmart has started putting the 50/50 pork/beef hamburger in front of the actual hamburger. i bet CPI considers it a valid substitute and doesnt track hamburger, just hamburger cut with 50% pork now.my solution, and something I know all real american patriots can get behind, is more tax cuts and money to israel.
>>62074926Pork is the food of white people anon, there is nothing wrong with pork.
>>62074911Any run of the mill retard can make 'great gains' in a single week, if you weren't retarded you wouldn't act like this precludes you from being bad. And I was long this week as well, but I'm shorting this relief rally as a bull trap. You don't even have positions open, so your opinions are worthless. Sometimes the trend is right, sometimes the contrarian bet is. >>62074914Any trade relies on timing
>>62074916Well Americans are squeezed cattle so it tracks.
>>62074886we don't eat ground beef anyways darling. you can have steak every night if you want. a lot of your concerns would melt away if you were taken care of properly. the one thing you're right about is deserving better treatment.
>>62074931>Any trade relies on timingThere's a big difference between going with the market as it goes up and placing a contrarian bet that something bad happens at a specific point in time in the future
>>62074919Probably both. It correlates with all the newswire accounts hinting that Iran has been making progress on fully tollboothing the strait.
>>62074929Pork is cheap. The elites get 100% beef hamburger.
>>62074926>money to israelNo I. I think we should divert all Israel spending to Ukraine at once. We must finally eliminate these Russian hackers before they rig another election!
>>62074886What are portage supposed to eat?
>>62074931not having a position open is a position frenclearly you are new to markets and making a lot of posts because youre excited and thats cool, but you should respect your betters who actually make money here
>>62074938The tolls are something Iran will enact after the war, something that the Western media completely left out their reporting which caused the market to rebound on Thursday, it serves no purpose for Iran to open the strait during the war, they lose their entire leverage
>>62074904Niggers haven't been on to anything for 2000 years, anon.
WINNING!>>62074936Correct. Point? And you can't reliably predict that it will continue to go up upon entry, unless you have real statistical edge. It's a complete spook that low IQ people like to parrot.>>62074946You're a complete retard we already went over this in the last thread. You're the 'smart money' poster and got spanked by everyone. Why don't you take your own advice?
>>62074922gross
