JD edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62074374
kek obsessed baggies
SOXL under $10 soon
>>62075115SOXS over $100 soon
so what happened to all the retards shorting oil in the middle of the most serious oil crisis since 2008?i really hope it was just trolls and that this board isnt that retarded
natural hogs
> futures
>futures
>>62075123>It hasn't happened, so it won't happenGood goy
>>62075122higher oil climbs bigger short shall be fren
>>62075122They're literally working for the israeli government. I'm not joking. You don't understand how hard israel tries to control social media narratives.
>>62075094thank you
>>62075143Kek you’re overly online if you think this
Requesting a high IQ take on whether gold & silver will go up or down when the market opens
>>62075162here are my predictionsit will either go up, down, or maybe sidewaysi say this cause it has happened literally every single day the market has opened. If you don't believe me kys
>>62075160Go look at >>>/pol/ptg and tell me those aren't israeli government shills. Buy every oil dip.
>>62075162down. credentials are picrel
Hope you had a Good Friday frensPray for Iran
>>62075162I don't see a bullish case for it either speculative or by virtue of demand. To me it's a complete gamble.
>>62075138giwtwm
>February 28th: This will be over in 2 days>March 9th: This will be over in a week>April 1st: This will be over in 2 to 3 weeks.Why the fuck does the market still trust whatever bullshit the orange nigger says. It's obvious this will go on through summer.
>>62075162
>>62075169>go look at /pol/lmao you just proved his point retard. have sex incel
>>62075190whats up with you jews, do you have to work overtime or what
Bearish for the world?
>the stench between a hot woman's ass cheeks after working for 6 hours in the office
I'm going to be reasonable here.The experts where --- guess what! --- once again nearly entirely wrong.Just as they were about muh lockdowns during the plandemic and their supposed destructive forces upon the global economy.>About what this time, anon?About the importance of the Hormussy to le world economy.>Why you say that? Oi--STOP right there! Enough! You said all that and similar during the plandemic and you were soooo sure about it back then also.Let's look at what's happened so far.>the Hormussy strait has been at a fraction (about one tenth or less) of its average throughput for at least a full 30 days>this has lead the S&P 500 to retreat a mere 6 to 7 percent of which nearly half has already been V'eed in the part few trading days>crude Oil has moved marginally higher, yet not nearly as high as anybody would've expectedThreadly reminder that YOU were throwing insults at people not agreeing with you "$200 crude oil any day now" sperging just days ago.>all "nowcasting" economical metrics have remained stable and virtually unaffected during this crisis. NOT REFLECTING A ACTUAL HAPPENING OF A CRISIS AT ALL.>all the outstanding debt and currency remains>debt markets remaining stable as wellWhat you can see here clearly:>NOTHING IS IN CRISIS MODEB-B-But in the coming da--->NOTHING. IS. IN. CRISIS. MODE.Here's what's actually going to happen in a few days:>Hormussy throughput having found its bottom, starting to retrace back to long term averagesAlready verifiably happening. Circumstances of why how and who are wholly irrelevant to this fact.>Hormussy throughput ain't gonna go back to lows againHow do you know?Simple! Because every expert, and all the experts Iran has listened to were fucking wrong and a closed Hormussy does FUCK ALL and HURTS NOBODY-E-X-C-E-P-T-Iran itself which gets pummeled by bombs and slowly gets their shit kicked in.(tbc)
I'm thinking futures peak at -2% and go less than 1% down on open
>>62075162If it’s miners, down. If it’s the price itself, could go either way. The theory is that a lot of funds made a bad bet on interest rates being cut and needed to trim volatile assets when their bets went belly up, hence the liquidation of gold in a time where, otherwise, things would be pushing it upwards (uncertainty and inflation). Also behaving more speculatively because a lot of retail hopped on the hype train this year and they’re still being shaken out. Very hard to predict gold right now. Silver moves with tech stocks more broadly since its value is partially derived from industry, so it depends on market open. Right now gold and silver are moving the same way but I don’t see that being the case in the long term. I would bet anything on either moving in any direction because the market as a whole is trading headlines.
>>62075203 (continued)Let's face it: Iran is confronted with the most dick-shrinking, butthole-clenching, bullet-sweating sort of circumstances.>They though they held an ace.>They played it.>Nothing happened.>They got their shit kicked in.>They thought ANY DAY NOW IT'LL HAPPEN TRUST ALLAH>It didn't start happening.>Every additional day will cost them dearly FOR NO GAIN.FOR NO GAIN.FOR NO GAIN.They literally didn't have any cards at all.They thought they had one, but they thought wrong.Iran can and will not eat shit for much longer just to keep the Hormussy closed in hope that the HAPPENING will truly HAPPEN in>X more YThey're out of Xes and Ys might be infinite.Whatever they thought that would happen, didn't.They've got nothing else.SPX 7000 late April '26.
>>62075204they are gonna be completely unchanged or even on open and all you retards are gonna be like THIS ISNT POSSIBLE FUCK THIS NI**ER MARKET etc and then proceed to spend all of sunday night obsessively watching futures instead of sleeping
>>62075203>>62075207>t. Paul KrugnmanDidn't read all that btw.
>>62075203>>62075207Take note, children. This is what delusion looks like.
>>62075203>>62075207>tl;drYou talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>>62075212Sounds like a fun way to spend my day desu
So what exactly is the goal of the war?When will it end?
>>62075202>>the stench between a hot woman's ass cheeks after working for 6 hours in the officeSOXL under $10
>>62075122To be fair it isn't such a silly strategy considering that they always find some way to dump it back under $100 whenever it gets near $120
>>62075203>all "nowcasting" economical metrics have remained stable and virtually unaffected during this crisis.lol not true at all, cpi nowcasting shot up
Trump is not being coherent at all
>>62075212it was down a bunch after trumboner's speech Wednesday night.. it's gonna be back to those levels at least. if not then yes I will be dropping some hard R's in this very thread
>>62075229you guys are trying to catch the falling knife in the opposite direction. its just not gonna work frens. too soon, too soon
>>62075228Sometimes I wonder if I died around 2015 and woke up in a simulation.
>>62075223>So what exactly is the goal of the war?Literally, unironically, pic related.>When will it end?When either when either Netanyahu tells us to stop or we collapse as a country. Israel's goal is #2 so that we can't oppose their expansion in the middle east. Buy every oil dip.
at what point do stock perps become more attractive than 2x etfs or options? in time, i see the funding rate dropping to 1–3% annualized for lower leverage. then it becomes worth it for bigger bets over longer horizons.
>>62075223When Trump feels it in his bones
>>62075169In fact Israel has not been doing nearly enough shilling. They are still in rage mode and feel above the need to explain themselves after Oct 7. We get Israeli shills at 4am who basically just say the repeat the same lines as were espoused by Danny Dannon at the UN>not a war, a special military operation>the are the people who chanted "death to America">do you want to get nuked?None of these lines are successful as can be seen from the abysmal polling. But we in actuality we need Iran to lose.Persians are not freedom fighters, they are cultural and racial supremacists similar in many ways to Serbs.Letting them continue on or to be a major emboldened power is bad for everyone. Israel needs to market the war better, they too live in the world with the rest of us, though anyone who lived through America just after 9/11 will understand their current emotional state after Oct. 7th which I would argue was probably much worse from a national psychology POV.They have many things going for them that they could use but they are not capitalizing on them at all and seem to be refusing to adjust to a much more agile Iranian shill campaign.
>>62075234you place your bets, I'll place mine. the relief rally was a bull trap imo
>>62075086Ah yes, Iran has no government yet it's still functioning, Iran is now completely broken down into decentralised cells yet it can notify the West of targets in advance and successfully coordinate attacks on those targets, Iran is so dencentralised that it's supposedly being run by unknown mid level officers yet according to the US, China is able to give these people information on US assets for Iran to attack, China is also apparently able to identify who they are and where they're located to give them intelYou're a fucking retard who just mindlessly believes the stupidest things that fall apart when you apply even the slightest level of critical thinking
>>62075248The regime was already on the way out before the war. All the war has done is given legitimacy and prevented what was going to be a natural collapse.
>>62075227>CPIThat’s because diesel prices are starting to heem the freight trucking rates.
>>62075243>ICYMI>perps
>>62075243why not futures or bull/bear spreads? I've never messed with leveraged ETFs so don't really 'get' them. I know futures aren't available for every stock though and wish instead of these leveraged ETFs, we'd have futes available
>>62075203>>62075207>>62075248Gay israeli samefag. Fuck off.
This fighter jet pilot rescue mission is definitely getting turned into a film. Bullish for hollywood
>>62075173i don't think jesus would like this
>>62075265Was the second pilot rescued yet?
>>62075250its probably a bull trap, i just dont see the point of trying to call it when the weekly candle closed at the very top of its range. statistically, thats a losing bet, especially right after bouncing from a key inflection point (10% drawdown in spy, oversold daily rsi)the market doesnt care about a couple planes getting shot down, and war spending is bullish for the economybeyond the war and geopolitical events, the fed is printing money again, so you can expect that to continue to pull the dollar down and push stocks up this year as well
>>62075250>Monday after a 3-day weekendIt's just going to be awfully sensitive to everything like every Monday after a long booze weekend. The Jews can pump basalt stocks if they want.
>>62075259>I've never messed with leveraged ETFs so don't really 'get' them. I know futures aren't available for every stock though and wish instead of these leveraged ETFs, we'd have futes availablethese are futures on single stocks. if you have a phantom wallet you have perp futures on a bunch of stocks now.with crypto shitting the bed i guess ppl will want to trade stock pa instead. perps are great and all but you can't hold them for long. that needs to change if they want more adoption
>>62075270>statistically, thats a losing bet, especially right after bouncing from a key inflection point (10% drawdown in spy, oversold daily rsi)the payout is greater though. you can have a strategy or style that loses most of the time, but is still profitable overall (positive skew). also, if you're only basing the statistical odds on the price action alone, that's limited context. but do you have a source on the statistics you're referencing here? >the market doesnt care about a couple planes getting shot down, and war spending is bullish for the economy>beyond the war and geopolitical events, the fed is printing money again, so you can expect that to continue to pull the dollar down and push stocks up this year as wellOk you're going off the deep end a bit here imo and extrapolating into macro patterns etc. The market has demonstrated it does care a lot about the war status and is sensitive to its updates, and rising oil prices are not bullish.>>62075271sure, not denying that. but you can only stop the dam from breaking for so long.
>>62075277oh, gotcha. yeah I didn't realize this was via crypto. how's the liquidity? that'd be my major concern. These are cool though, is delivery guaranteed? I was trying to setup an arbitrage bot for platforms like this that would trade the price differences between these and tradfi exchanges or within other DEXes.
>>62075267it's ok he'll forgive
>>62075277>perps are great and all but you can't hold them for long.Why not? I know there's a funding rate cost, but that changes depending on the short/long book balance and should net out to zero..
>>62075268Doesn’t seem like it
>>62075287rising oil is bearish but its had a month to price this all in, thats why the market didnt crashfed money printing 100% of the time has an upward effect on stocks. name one time it doesnt. ill waitanyway you didnt post any stats and are just handwaving all the same so ill just leave you with a kek baggie and ill be back to laugh at you sunday night after having a grrrreat easter
So, what will congress do about this $1.5tn for the war budget?
>>62075301Approve it. Why would they do anything else? Their buddies will be receiving that money
He wants a trill point five now btw. Need it. Got to have it. Defense spending. No bigy.Pete's just fire a bunch the of generals as well. No correlation. Just happens. No bigy.
>>62075301Trump is a genius, cutting government services to increase the defence budget by 40%, if anyone thinks the Republicans aren't going to get slaughtered in the midterms then you're delusional
alright, it's fucking dead. bitty is gonna collapse this weekend if it gets some volume>>62075300yo he said the line>>62075305for FY27. which starts in october. definitely gonna be over before than yknow. very complete pretty much
>>62075301Also that $1.5 trillion is separate from the $200 billion that the Trump admin has also requested for the Iran War, what's that $200 billion for? Why are they massing more troops and assets in the region? I thought Trump isn't going to do put boots on the ground
>>62075300>rising oil is bearish but its had a month to price this all in, thats why the market didnt crashright, and the market behaved so well while it had 3-4 months to price in COVID. >fed money printing 100% of the time has an upward effect on stocks. name one time it doesnt. ill waitThey're constantly printing, and recessions/dips still happen.. >anyway you didnt post any stats? I didn't make any statistical claims, you did. I'm allowed to handwave, because all I said was I think it'll go down Monday.
/omg/ wen frens?
Lads, I’m having a whiskey and reading the economist next to an open window and I know it’s all going to shit but wagmi anyway.
LAST NIGHTI DREAMT OFSAN PEDRO
Iran claiming another jet shot down showing pictures of the the wreckage like they did with the F-15, it's either an F-16 or F-35
>>62075316>what's that $200 billion for?The pentagon asked for that I think. I think it may be the bill for the current goings on.The one dot five trilly must be for the celebration blowout he's planning for cuba. Burgers and cigars for everyone.
>>62075310>bitty is FINISHEDI've been surprised it's not pumping on a 'death of petrodollar' narrative. I know rising energy cost isn't great for it but that's just temporary pain and only narratives matter for BTC
>>62075143Go to the front page of X or tiktok. It's mostly thirdworlders bashing against Israel and America.
>>62075337Trump's losing the worst war of them all: the meme war.
>>62075330I'm doing tramadol and listening to Dee Dee Bridgewater vinyl. I liked whiskey but quit because of the hangovers>>62075337Grim if true. USA lost Afghanistan but not like this, was more of a "they gave up" than they actually got blown out of the sky.
>>62075346>tramadolLovely.
>>62075302I hope so as a fair chunk of it will go to RTX. I a war profiteer now.
>>62075345I served with your father in the meme war
No...
>>62075355Surprised they allow goyslop in Israel.
>>62075355Doesn't this authorise a nuclear response?
>>62075355that's the last straw.....
>germans requiring men aged 17-46 to tell the army if they're leaving the country, and register, in case there is a war and a draftYikes ww3 imminentIf I never listened to people fudding on this board and only myself, I would have /madeit/ 5 years ago.
>>62075355trump has deployed forces for reassurance
>>62075143Unlike Iran and Russia... Its ubiquitous now. Though those 2 want you harmed, unlike the CIA and mossad just want you productive, dumb, and happy.
>>62075343liquidity crisis, same reason gold stocks bonds are down. when i say collapse i mean like 1500 or something but beyond this weekend it is rolling over. when the vol comes out retail gets tired of getting dumped into after awhile.>>62075355holy shit my two favorite things. i'm volunteering tomorrow they can't get away with this
>>62075258Why would you cut the Ghostbusters out?
MU and SNDK affected by the same things, like the ram shortage being driven by modules that Openai was never going to actually buy, but only MU falls while SNDK makes higher lows. What the fuck gives?
it's overhttps://x.com/MarketMike/status/2040185709613744290
>sorcerer mode enabled
>>62075370
>>62075370who the fuck is market mike?
>>62075364Really hate draft laws. First and foremost it is plain slavery but it is also plainly discrimination.
>>62075370omg
>>62075355Good fuck MCD. They stole my money and didn’t give me any food.
>>62075295>Why not? I know there's a funding rate cost, but that changes depending on the short/long book balance and should net out to zero..not sure about that .its very path dependent of course but you could be paying 10-40% annualized. this isn't uncommonlong story short if you were pay 1-5% dependent on the leverage and subsequent volatility thats not bad but anything more is unworkable for year plus holds
>>62075370Line go up.But this time...it's the bad line.
>>62075380Imagining swapping all the guys out for girls mid trench warfare and them all just furiously dildoing each other in the mud and dig outs now.
>>62075393Why didn't we always solve conflicts with dildo fights?
>>62075393I'd vote for you, or buy your Bulgarian porno.
>>62075370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTbYuIKibk4
>>62075160>>62075190do the following exercise: go post a pic of dead US military men in >>>/k/ and wait a few seconds to get your post be deleted and yourself get banned. SECONDS. that shit isn't normal.then come back and tell us that the internet is not controlled...
>>62075398
>>62075396
>>62075399I got banned from pol for insulting Russia, banned from v for 6 months for writing legend on a teen tits gif. 4chan has definitely fallen, but 77 IQ brown Brazilian mods are not the same as controlled.
>>62075173Im sorry jesus, but what about my portfolio!
Yeah, the war is getting more jewish by the day but how will any of this be good news for my mining stocks?
>>62075400kek
>>62075410Gold or copper? Electric grid is going to need a big update.
>>62075228He's been like this for years, everyone's just pretended otherwise. A movement that prides itself on lies and deception will eventually collapse
>>62075398Imagine rolling the fetish dice and this is what you got.You now have to live your life like this.
>>62075223goal was to kill the ayatollah, then consequences happened. Now the goal is to save the US economy from permanent stagnation by saving the petrodollar.
>>62075418>You now have to live your life like this.
>>62075410Give it up already. Mining stocks are way overpriced.>>62075398I used to be into this.
>>62075418Would you rather be him or the most normal Trans person in the world?
>>62075416>A movement that prides itself on lies and deception will eventually collapseSweet!
>>62075423Well him, obviously. But come on.
>>62075426I was just curios. Had a trans person make 5 coffees for me just now. She was not very good at her job though they had her doing 90% of the work.
>>62075420kek saved
>>62075429>she
>>62075125what kind of rat is this?
>>62075399Lol I posted an analysis comparing the new chink prototype to the b-2 and got banned for being off-topic. /k/ has been finished since the Ukraine war started though, the traffic spiked 100% that day and it's likely the same bots are ruling the board
>>62075429Was she cute?
Why is the thread dead? I'm so bored. Markets closed and I have nothing else to live for.
>>62075407>>62075440well, here's some background regarding my post:I did exactly what I told you to do, but I did it like 10+ years ago, when the ISIS shit started. remember when they beheaded those US soldiers (or journalists, can't remember)? about that time.I got banned in about 10 seconds. not even joking.I also remember finding 2 VERY SIMILAR MILITARY CONSCRIPTION PROPAGANDA THREADS in /pol/ and /k/. I posted a comment saying exactly that... and then I got banned from /k/, and both threads disappeared.4chan has always been controlled by glowies.>>62075448I guess narrative twisting (aka brainwashing) bots don't work on weekends. or maybe the bot farm in tel-aviv got hit by a ballistic missile.
>>62075448We're all bored bro. I'm going to see the dinosaur museum in Manhattan tomorrow, some people were talking about healthcare last thread, I don't fucking know. Half the posts here are about commodities anyway these days (not stocks) because oil is the word of the day. Which is also made out of dinosaurs. Man, I should have been a paleontologist. All cash btw probably gonna start DCAing into TQQQ soon.
>>62075448>Why is the thread dead?>Markets closed
>>62075451The Epstein files show he's shown up shortly before /pol/ was created, so likely influence started then. Why the fuck would an "anonymous" site like 4chan create and host a board that was a honey pot? Plus there was already news for actuality.At least this board is still decent and the bots are obvious
Hahaha. He's not so cocky now. Salt mines are open.
>>62075464The US has no bases in Franceare miggers retarded?
>>62075464I want that to happen though. Just like I'm happy the US is getting pushed out of the middle east finally and israel is getting BTFO.
>>62075399kek i got banned from /k/ for posting an aircraft wreck in the iran war recently.but it doesnt really mean its US glowniggers, people are just deeply defensive about their countries or political movements. there was a russian mod on /int/ way back that did the same thing but obviously in defense of russia, and i remember a german mod too at one point.they do it for free so their only reward is power abuse, there is no professionalism in 4chan.
you all need to stop being so hateful and divisive on this holiest of holidays, Easter weekend, for the lord is arisen and he will see you 4chan posts. Let us all now give a prayer for Israel, may it survive this trying time by killing as many muslim children as possible, amen.
>>62075448I'm working angles. I just can not disclose which ones precisely.Pieces. Falling into alignment.
Imagine the bloodbath if the US does put boots on the ground
kinda crazy nobody knows how the market will perform since its all riggedthursday should have been red but been rigged to close green. even if the war "ends" spy could end up red anywayor a nuke blows 30 american states but spy ends up green anyway
>>62075482>airdrop them onto that island>can't get ships in there to get them out
>>62075461>Why the fuck would an "anonymous" site like 4chan create and host a board that was a honey pot?idk, you tell my why they would post military propaganda in one of the most popular and influential sites at the time...have you looked at twitter these days? it's not different to 4chan. guess why? even at the time, this site was the source of memes and shit.
>>62075471>glowniggers4chan is microscopic compared to boomerbook, tikkitytok, x, YouTube, insta etc.
>>62075482Considering every local was taking potshots at their helicopters, it doesn't bode well.
I guess I'll give my 2 cents here. During previous recent market crashes, the price of wheat followed the price of oil almost exactly. Currently, this isn't exactly the case.So if wheat doesn't follow oil in the coming weeks, that might be a delayed opportunity.
>>62075494>4chan is microscopicthen why did Mr Epstein tell moot to make /pol/?
>>62075492It's time.
>>62075498No idea. I'm not even entirely sure he did since there's so much ai / shopped stuff around. Have you got a link to an actual government / DOJ site with those emails on?
>>62075441No, it could of also been enby.
>>62075420kek
>>62075355
https://www.lockheedmartin.com/refunds
>>62075503I want to impregnate her mouth.
Uh oh.
>>62075516Kek, you just know.
>>62075497Possibly. It's worth keeping an eye on. Wheat is different in that it's a cyclical crop harvesting process and they store vast amounts of it I'm grain silos for drying and also pricing reasons, so it wouldn't surprise me if it's delayed.It has immense price rise qwelling pressures on stuff like that though with it being food; e.g. if the price started rising too much the government would tend to just drop taxes and increase grants related to it.
>>62075514>acting though shooting down the 50 year old F-15 is somehow the US air superiority fighter lmao, maybe if they shot down an F35 or F22, but the F15 was supposed to be retired years ago and is barely limping on
>>62075523They've already shot down two F-35s so far, and the F-15 had previously never been shot down before. Keep coping. Max long on oil, max short on tech
>>62075515She was always rGirl
>jamie dimon is logged onto his bloomberg terminal on a friday nightis this bearish?https://x.com/nequalonetrader/status/2040207721673175204
>>62075503I tried looking for it on the DOJ's site but I think it got taken down with a bunch of other stuff, just search Moot's name and it'll pop uphttps://www.justice.gov/epstein
>>62075528>They've already shot down two F-35s so far, and the F-15 had previously never been shot down before. Keep coping. Max long on oil, max short on techlol so we are believing Iranians now when they say they shot down F35s? Like we all know the F15 got shot down, but the F35s are obvious BS
>>62075523>We didn't need that f-15 anyway.
>>62075531I'm logged onto /smg/ on a Friday night with the market closed and I'm nobody. It doesn't mean shit. The guy is probably just autistic and loves markets.
>>62075536>strawmanningI didn't say that, I was disputing that this somehow calls into question US air superiority when a 50 year old fighter jet gets shot down
>>62075534America admits one F-35 was hit at least. Forced into emergency landing. Pilot suffered shrapnel wounds.
>>62075530i always thought the older daughter from the bogan family went alright
>>62075541sure, but thats a big difference than 2 being shot down
>>62075541Someone had a gif of a father shooting at a US plane with a Lee Enfeild. Guy must of hit...Hilariously he was doing it 5m away from his wife and kids becuase why not.
>>62075545>big difference1.
>>62075547Aye. That was me.
>>62075534Kill yourself shill retard. Here's the one from last week, and they shot down another more recently:https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/19/politics/f-35-damage-iran-warBuy oil.
>>62075550>ywn go on a helicopter hunting trip with the boysWhy live?
>>62075547>Blasting at evil empire with old school rifle infront of wife>straight to damp mode He knows what he's doing
>>62075531Anyone remember that time someone had a bloomberg terminal in /smg/ and we got him to message famous people like Dr. Michael Burry M.D.? Must have been around '22 or '23. Dr. Burry ignored him.
>>62075563>Plough in place furrow hydration system
>>62075516Reminder that journalists friendly with Trump confirmed this was the guy the US was supposedly "negotiating" with, the same guy who recently rejected America's terms(Same terms as before the war) and cancelled the planned meeting with US officials in Islamabad
>>62075541Just a laundry fire, nothing to see here
>>62075173Iran regime is fucking hypocrite Their religion don’t even believe that Jesus was crucified on a cross, they belive someone else (the one who snitched) did.So wtf are they even talking about trying to fool Christians?I swear to god, USA Christians can’t be pro their own, they either end up slurping Jewish cock or muslim cock and they BOTH try to exploit them
As a USO holder I plan to hang around gas stations and watch for desperate looking wagies. I will lowball them with cash offers for their clothes, shit in their cars, and blowjobs.
>>62075514Oh ok they used “magic tech” that USA can’t detect (but somehow these guys detected it) to shoot an f15 down, but were able to shoot down a c 130 (a flying gas station for gods sake) and two hawks that were flying so low goat fuckers could hit them with rocks.They been going all over southern Iran looking for their lost pilots but Iran “Magic tech” couldn’t target them?Lmao ok
>>62075585Yeah, I'm thinkin' based.
>>62075593Both of those helicopters got shot, you coping 1PBTID samefag shill. Buy oil.
>>62075596Aha? Today? Nope they found their guy and left
>>62075418Haha yeah imagine...
>>62075585As a (((Canadian))), I found out that holding USO and CPER in my TFSA was not an ideal plan, because they're public traded partnerships, and while the CRA is happy with my gains, the IRS needs me to declare foreign business income (against $130)
Why do all the headlines happen at once and then nothing? We've been looking at the same four headlines all day. They shot down a couple planes and then they just took a break from all the war? This is so boring.
>>62075593there are videos explaining how that shit works. something about loitering devices that are half missiles and half drones.not sure if I'd believe the explanation, but I guess if it's true, they most probably work at high altitudes. you can see the helos flying low, here >>62075550 >>62075563
>>62075359MCD is a real estate company with strong internal logistics. The restaurant burden falls on franchisees.That said, Israeli and EU stores will have different products on offer than what we have in the US and Canada. Probably not sloppish, or at least, not filled with cancer
>>62075593Iran has various infra red anti air systems. This is common knowledge. No, planes can't detect it like radar. It doesn't cover the whole country. Same as any nation. You protect the assets. Planes that are shot down don't tend to land where they were hit. The search is happening far away from the air defence region that took down the initial target. It's also at low altitude so is difficult to target.
>>62075599They found one guy. F-15s take two guys. Black hawks were forced to retreat from search areas with unconfirmed reports one was shot down.America confirms crew were injured in the successful rescue helicopter after it came under fire.
>>62075550He gottem!
America has lost a billion quids worth of aircraft so far. (There's a Chinook helicopter to be added to this yet, just hit by drone in Iraq)
>>62075609Yeah the stores have nothing to do with McDonald’s. Do you really think that?
>>62075514Stealth does not mean invisible.The serbs found a wavelength exploit to shoot down F-117s.In any case, the F-35 was the most retarded government project in world history. 1.3 TRILLION DOLLARS (underestimate) for cold war junk when zerg spam meta has already made it irrelevant. This is why you don't go Maginot-pilled and dump huge portions of your GDP into new technologies during peace time to fight wars that ended 20 years prior.
WHEN DOES THE LINE GO DOWN!!!!
>>62075570What is a Bloomberg terminal? Some kind of screen that gives you secret access to Wall Street? How do you get one?
IUs DNALD TRUMP HITELRT IN DISGUISE?
>>62075094I've been away all day is JD finally taking over? What else happened
>>62075635Costs like 25k a year to have one. I used to work at an algo trading firm and we had 1 that the whole ops department shared.
>>62075635dont worry about ityou can't afford it
How do I profit from this?
>>62075647is pilot safe? No one cares about a10 loss if pilot safe those things are expendable
>>62075570I didn't realize you could chat with others on them
>>62075601Options of USO shouldn't be a problem for that right?
>>62075647You buy puts yesterday. Get in your time machine and do it.
>>62075647These are unconfirmed as yet. I'm seeing a lot of chatter but nothing concrete. There's a lot of fake shit doing the rounds.
>>62075608You better believe ithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/358_missileThey use a jet engine instead of a rocket, the former which burns colder and longer but has less thrust. They have a relatively light warhead (10lg, supposedly) which explains why the F-35 didn't get vaporized like a Buk (60kg) would
>>62075647Man we are winning so much
>>62075627>The serbs found a wavelength exploit to shoot down F-117sthey were being flown on regular (like to the minute) sorties with literally identical flight paths, and one guy tracked it over a couple of days and shot down ONE (1) F-117 that he effectively already knew would be there (and when)not unimpressive at all but acting like it was a defeat of the radar stealth makes people posting this meme look retarded. even knowing where it was and when the guy still had a very difficult time getting a lock on the plane
>>62075659The 358 can be launched from anywhere too and is extremely portable.
>>62075659Pic related. This is seriously one of the most innovative AA missiles fielded by anyone right now. The US, Russia or China don't have anything comparable. Of course its' main novelty is the loitering, as an anti-air missile it's too slow to catch most jets if it's seen, but the colder jet engine helps it avoid that
>>62075642what did you do there and how did you land the job
>>62075656You mean TQQQ, than done!
>>62075665gdi forgot pic >>62075659>>62075608
>>62075666I was on the IT side. My friend worked there.
>>62075654Yeah if I remember correctly he asked Burry what his favorite anime was lol. Some hedge fund guy was a sport and bantered a bit.
>>62075570i wasnt here for that. i saved some because they are gemmy
Oh god. Someone mentioned the f-117?
>>62075367>$1500excuse me, you seriously see bitcoin going that low? that's like total bitcoin death levels.
>>62075671
>>62075662And yet even after that lesson the propaganda has been that stealth jets are literally invincible. Everywhere in comment sections you can see people confidently stating the F-22 has 0.000000 whatever 0001 m^2 rcs, when the source for that figure was a magazine interview where a pilot compared the F-22 to a ball bearing and the journalist guessed its' RCS from that. Leaving aside that RCS is not a single value but varies depending on where you look at the plane from, people have now come up with confident RCS figures for any stealth plane based on that retarded guess. Sure, what normies think doesn't matter, until your government and army are filled with these normies and nobody can get the truth cause it's top secret hurr dur
>>62075675ahh memories
>>62075647WHOS THAT (unknown party behind the sudden and dramatic increase in Iranian AA capability) !?
>>62075675kek
>>62075675
This isn't a good look.She shouldn't say that either.
>>62075531I just called him. He said it's over.
>>62075669was your boss hot?
>>62075688The Iranians struck another desalintion plant recently, forgot which country. It's already started
>>62075684I like it becuase the 50 cent posters here probably dont get it, kek.
>>62075692>De-salt and hydrate the land
>>62075673well yes but i meant -$1500 at most this weekendultimately it will trade with no more than novelty premium, it's absolutely pointless. there's some stuff in crypto that shows promise though. hyperliquid. someone mentioned monero the other day and when i checked the chart my jaw hit the floor, just technically it looks crazy bullish. not that i'll ever touch either, i hate keeping up with opsec shit and what's the point of crypto if the IRS can see it
>>62075688>ghoulish bimbo unc tryna rizz us into leveling another country what exactly is her significance, why does anyone listen to her
>>62075688>this goblina unironically gets to set foreign policy because the president think she's hotis the US economy cooked?
>>62075702whether the IRS can see it or not depends on how it was acquired. in general I disagree with your take on bitbutt's utility and long term value but I'll spare the spread from that.
>>62075675one of the best days in /smg/ history of /smg/
>>62075708Other than that trader not responding what else happened?>inb4 newfagyeah but to be on /biz/ you needed to be early AND old enough to have money. There's surely age retired /biz/nessmen who joined as the board was founded
>>62075691no but we had a ton of hot women in useless positions
OH MY GOD ITS STILL ONLY FRIDAY NIGHT. I HAVE TO WAIT FOREVER
>>62075642>>62075635>>62075570>Costs $32,000 per year for one>Discounts for multiple users>350,000 active terminals>Bloomberg makes $11.2 bn a year just from data subscriptions
>>62075689Is he sure it's over? Over.
>>62075714Tony Dwyer is an /smg/ memehave you ever cold messaged a meme?i'm glad i was here to witness it
>>62075684All the A-10s that have been shot down/attacked around the strait, they're being used to clear the missile batteries and facilities in the mountains on the coast as well as on the islands
We wouldn't be in this mess if all the world leaders looked at the man in the mirror. Michael jackson just wanted us to change our ways but they can't. Jesus is never gonna come back if we keep ignoring his prophets.
>>62075714After being a btard for a decade I finally browsed here in 2017, though that was enough to allow me to retire 5 years ago. Unlike other boards where its easy to meet 2003-2006 oldfags Ive only ever met two 2014 OGs. You can test them with the beecat meme. Its weird how many trip fags disappeared from smg.
if you don't think war is awesome you are not my friend
Also>kept working on my shitty quant project (dont want to learn python or R)>learned how to implement expression trees>statement in "r2" is the same as "r1" now>basically trying to emulate PinescriptHopefully I'll have deep backtesting done by the eom
>>62075723If the US hadn't run out of stand-off munitions it wouldn't be sortying the A-10. Worse, it means they've run out of JDAMs too lmao, since the F-35/F-15 aren't dropping them from far up
>>62075727I remember when /g/ was guro and /z/ redirected to a picture of a dick with bees on itBut I was a bigger faggot then
>>62075729I like the math side of quant, what's a good noob project? I got experience with Python and I can probably re-learn R. What other languages uses a literal arrow "<-" to assign values lmao
>>62075727I was on /biz/ the day it was made but have no clue what tf a beecat is
>>62075733KekNever knew that about /z/
>>62075729>basically trying to emulate PinescriptWhy? Lol. Pinescript sucks balls.
>>62075728It is awesome in the 15th century sense of the term
>>62075727Anyone who pays for 4chan has ulterior motives, they don't even paying thr website nowadays
> a10 warthogI can’t believe America is using a kill stream from black ops 2
>>62075735Ok newfag!Fuck its on my other tablet. Heard it was the first meme here in 2014, it was a bumblebee with a black cats head. Hope someone else posts it.
>>62075724if the average person looked in the mirror these "people" wouldn't be our "leaders">Observe good faith and justice towards all nations; cultivate peace and harmony with all religion and morality enjoin this conduct; and can it be that good policy does not equally enjoin it? It will be worthy of a free, enlightened, and, at no distant period, a great nation, to give to mankind the magnanimous and too novel example of a people always guided by an exalted justice and benevolence. Who can doubt that in the course of time and things the fruits of such a plan would richly repay any temporary advantages which might be lost by a steady adherence to it? Can it be, that Providence has not connected the permanent felicity of a nation with its virtue? The experiment, at least, is recommended by every sentiment which ennobles human nature. Alas! is it rendered impossible by its vices?
>>62075729>>62075734>Giving yourself a headache only to realise quantities is still tea leaf swirling blown at the water by single Donny tweetJust spot buy and hold m80s
>>62075734volatility surface modeling and dynamics has a lot of math and new experimental frameworks if you like that
>>62075747Thanks anon i'll give it a read
Sell in May and go away
How much oil is used when I pay Hans to ship 4 individual lego bricks to me stateside? My latest market I'm gaming in is the individual lego piece resale market
>>62075742The day humans abandon greed this will.come true, alas it's what allowed us to survive on earth long enough to realize its' harm.Also don't you ever dare suggest to do research to improve humanity, that's inhuman and le evil
>>62075749I haven't read that book, it was just an example of some newer stuff. I did REALLY like this book though and has a lot of stuff you could spin right up in R probably, if you have the data.if you need data sign up for databento and you get like $125 in free credits
>>62075737I've implemented a few indicators there and don't mind it. Some ATR/volatility bands and forecasting stuff. One thing I really like is how "Series" is a list of float values. Pic shows how silver is possibly going to trend up (blue into yellow line), especially if it closes above, then has a retracement and finds support above that gray line (at 74)... it suggests that by July, it'll range between 56 to 66, based on mean reversionBut I don't like paying for subscriptions, despite how good tview, is in general, as a platform. My main goal is to port over mine and other classic indicators and do deep backtesting on it in various market regimes, not quite ML, but enough to get a rough idea on what strategies suck (eg a classic 20>50 sma cross, that sorta shit). Eventually I might try to move into ML, and I'm trying to structure it all as series of floats from 0..1 stuff as wellHonestly I don't expect any of it to be fruitful but at least I'm not smoking weed and collecting funkos
>>62075724Micheal Jackson also said it don't matter if your black or white.Which was handy since he was both.
>>62075753"Improve humanity" is too vague, genetic/cybernetic augmentation is what I mean
>>62075727On other boards you exist. Here, you either make it or kys.
>>62075755>But I don't like paying for subscriptions, despite how good tview, is in general, as a platform.FYI their open source free thing is called Lightweight Charts. So if you wanted to you could write your indicators in your framework and plot them on there. There's a /quant/ thread on the catalogue too>>62043450
>>62075753>The day humans abandon greedU wot m80?
>>62075765Maybe I'll lurk there at some point. The entire reason I'm using C# is because I didn't want to learn Python because I didn't like the way they did some things. Very contrarian and sisyphean
jerome please halppppp
>>62075755ML has many theoretical advantages, including that it's as greedy and dumb as the average investor. I swear training a neural network is the same as training a rabid hungry dog. Probably by the time you'll implement it the field will have advanced, but guaranteeing neural networks' behavior in all scenarios is still a major research direciton.Oh yeah, also training it on live data since you don't want a boomer to be trading down the line. Neural networks tend to forget everything they've learned before a certain point if the data gets too different.
>>62075766See >>62075760, the day we breed or download it out of us
>>62075767I can't stand python so understand that completely. >>62075771ML sucks in high noise datasets, I think the secret sauce for applying it to finance is in reducing noise
>>62075761Kek true. Also it was bizz bee. Pissed I cant find a pic of simpler times.
>>62075765I have no idea what these lines are but this being the first thing I see fills me with confidence. Probabilities don't lie
>>62075755>Honestly I don't expect any of it to be fruitful but at least I'm not smoking weed and collecting funkosI'd rather be doing the latter personally, minus the funkopops and plus having a baked music listening sesh.>T. Have published AI journal work in the run up to normie'islation if ai>>62075754>RRstudio has a seriously tedious problem with not releasing memory for use even after clearing it. Over time it'll just use more and more of it up until it crashes. SAD. :(Even sadder I spent several months of my life stressing over rapid learning it.Sign and recline mon fere. Just buy those L'Oréal shares and forgeddaboutit.
>>62075773It's actually better if there's just enough noise, adding a bit of noisiness during training makes the model more resilient. That the market has too much noise even for that says a lot, ML can burn through a fair bunch of noise with a large enough dataset
>>62075724>>62075742>>62075756anons...
my calls are so cooked bros
How am I supposed to know what the price of oil is during the weekend?
>>62075774
>>62075775Actually on further reading that anon is retarded. He's deploying a model trained from January 2026 to now IN THESE FUCKING CONDITIONS. Someone else already told him this, I really hope he doesn't lose money
>>62075778>Sunk costshe really is a businessman isnt he
>>62075786Correction, trained from Jan2025 till now
>>62075765uhhhh i thinki think i'll just stay here
>>62075162Isn't every country affected by the oil shock panic liquidating their gold to offset?
>>62075795good time to buy, yessir mr hirohito i'll take thosr coins off your hands
>>62075795i like to think were past that now
Anyone else think Wednesday's announcement was supposed to be something else and Trump TACO'd or ad libbed and we got that verbal diarrhea instead? I feel like it was originally supposed to be a declaration of war or something.
God I wish I sold Thursday it feels like we’re hurtling towards a bloodbath when it opens again
>>62075795believe so. the correlation may have moved from cash oil to further out futures contracts as of yesterday though, we'll have to see. buying into forced selling works wonders just a question of when it ends
>>62075805cheapies
>>62075800>No signs of de-eggskillationEggsplain
>>62075803covfefe
>>62075803Trump wanted to reach the boomer crowd with no phones who only watch TV, or even those who only listen to the radio
>>62075812luv me covfefe>>62075814just to poop on them with his mouth?
>>62075816No, he genuinely thinks his tweets are threatening or good for his image. Or he's trolling like he often does
>>62075479Happy passover>captcha was a 6 sided star kek
>>62075803He was pretty clearly reading something (as limited as his reading ability is).
>>62075162Down. Oil is going up to the point where there will be more sell off from central banks. This and a demand for dollar will push it down but weirdly push it up on peace
>Bridges can be rebuilt, but the opportunity to discipline America will not be repeated.Damn.
>>62075781Visit the petroleum distillate 24h refilling station and ask Rankesh.
jerome pleasehyper mode mark ii please
>>62075786>He's deploying a model trained from January 2026 to now IN THESE FUCKING CONDITIONS.Because a model trained today will definitely be able to predict what happens 6 months from now. E.g. if trump gets impeached and replaced, war with china, etc.It's a chicken and egg circular problem mon fere.
>>62075805>feels like we’re hurtling towards a bloodbath when it opens againGiven that nothing major has happened so far, if nothing else happens (as per the baseline), it should be reasonably flat or moderately up I'm guessing.It's trenched down as a result of the conflict starting show if it shows any signs of calming down it should subside a bit.
>>62075834escalation before Monday seems likely with so many aircrafts being shot down and trombone having a big ego
>>62075824Didn't know he watched Sopranos. The arab music edits with Chris are funny lol
>>62075832The smart decision is not to automate trade at all ij this volatility, you've got a better chance with a random number generator
>>62075834More oil facilities have been struck, the US is now officially targetting civilian infrastructure, Iran jas struck a desalination plant in retaliation, and the US has just lost at least 3 planes and a helicopter in the last 24 hours.
https://archive.is/1sJFUTech bros uuuhhh TECH BROS
>>62075824He is so hot. I hope Mossad doesn't get him.
>>62075846Thank god>>62075845Oh also one of the largest aluminium plants in the world is now offline for 12 months, Iran officially rejected a cease fire. Who the fuck knows what will happen over the weekend or what Trump will do to make up for his speech, and his tweets are sounding more agressive too
>>62075845It's crazy that the USA are now openly doing war crimes.
>>62075779Yes. Impeachment now.
>>62075850It was always open, there was just no social media to report on it.
>>62075849I started riding steel bikes, don't give a fuck.
your average SOXS holder be like
>>62075846Also I'm glad I bought puts on MU, lmao. Saw that coming from a mile after openai pussied out
>>62075836>Toooooooooooot
>>62075846erm this is 4 days old
>>62075855I think you are absolutely nuts but I wish you luck. Godspeed.
>>62075688kek why do these people come of as plain cartoon villains?
>>62075803After 70 your brain starts slowing down noticeably, I think he is just senile
>NO NO NO IM OVERSTIMULATED AAAAAA *cries*This was an actual question on Jeopardy today. The answer was AutismIt has to be a mental illness, people today just cannot fucking cope with their surroundings. Also this implies that all autism can be distilled into fidget spinners, and that wearing your illness as your sole identity is okay. Like christ, get some personality. Learn to socialize
I'm not fucking baking
>>62075867Cmon, the thread is slow but this off topic
>>62075858those lips... so sexual. do one for his wife next
>>62075868calm down. we are still on page 1, fag. there are 8 /smg/s in the catalog.
>>62075868Good, lets get to 400. Fuck we are page 1. 300 is overkill.
>>62075869And that's where you're wrong buckoshorts on MAT LET IT RIDE
>>62075724Based
>>62075873I said I'm not baking retard
let's have a contest to see what page we can make it to
>>62075867wtf are you talking about? your kid or something?they grew up with phones and tables, cuz their parents wanted them to stay quiet. their brains are fried.>>62075879yeah, and I assume you are probably the same fag that has been baking previous threads.
What's sex like with black women?
>>62075885Purple
Gold and silver peaked. I cannot imagine a scenario where it goes up from here. I say this with heavy bags. Will just have to wait another five-ten years for another leg up.
what are weed stocks doing
>>62075895>>62075895>>62075895
>>62075896ayyy i forgot about that lmaolet me guess: down>checks TLRYayyyyy
>>62075894if it ends up like dumping hard it's a crazy buying opportunity like 2008 or 2020
>>62075910Everyone wants a dump, thats why I don't think it will happen. Supposedly record hedging out there.
>>62075898Nigger
>>62075918possible. hedging is one thing but forced liquidations are another, which is exactly what those scenarios were.
>>62075688>attack cultural heritages of Iran Yeah turn the entire Iran population pro regime over night.Literally the only thing that reigns wants is to get people back on track and they don’t want ANYTHING beside removal of all those “cultural heritage sites” (which people been against so far.Just give the regime everything they want, just put hormooz on it too, who cares>people beg for aidLmao imagine the 80 million or so ANGRY fucking population that you have to deal with nowWorst than Iraq, worst than Afghanistan Holy shit this bimbo is braindead
>>62075380nigga they going after the 25+ crowd. I thought I was safe 6 years ago. I'm gonna get chewed up by Russian drones.Actually I wanna be deployed to the east asian theater. Maybe I'll go to japan and enlist at okinawa when the war starts, that way I can bang jap and gook sluts before a chinese drone or nork drone annihilates me.I really shouldn't have listened to you guys talk me out of full porting MUU and SNDK in September.
>>62075684will smith?
Obama may have been the first black president, but Trump is the first NIGGER president. put that in your pipe and smoke it, holmes.
If anyone posts about this, they're trying to mislead you. This has been in effect since January.https://www.berliner-zeitung.de/news/neue-wehrpflicht-regel-kaum-beachtete-aenderung-hat-weitreichende-folgen-li.10028539
>>62076004ok, but what does it mean exactly? conscripts can't leave the country? reservists? or literally no one in that age range?
>>62076018They can leave, they just have to notify the army. The article's there you can just translate and read it
Dubs predicts the next retarded escalation that crashes the stock market.
>>62076029He's going to threaten a nuke.
>>62076029the same response to the russian intelligence reveals? lmao
>>62076029USA and all of EU does the same for Ukraine, everyone's doing this it's just for show
>>62076036>threaten a nuke after starting a war because Iran might eventually, after 25 of years of telling us they are going to have a nuke in 2 weeks, get a nuke in two weeks that they'd certainly use, against their religious doctrine, on Israel
CH-47 destroyed by Iranian drones. Their strikes are pretty precise or this was an FPV, hitting the cockpit is the leasy damage you need to do to junk the rest of the helicopter
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S REALhttps://youtu.be/zud-EfsmLvA?si=nto2346povsUruAW
Is a lame duck presidency bullish or bearish for stocks?
>>62076085correctly predicted.
What are the financial implications?
>>62076118we're on robinhood general, cause SMG is retarded
>>62076118it means trump is losing his mind and everyone around him feels threatened
>>62075369Looks like a good short actually.
>>62076118what is signalgate. Watergate happened 50 years ago find a new fucking adjective to describe controversies you stupid fags.
>>62075355They're attacking the US embassy?!
posted yesterday:https://x.com/AsifAli_Haider/status/2040170980614476053>Breaking>US troops are quietly evacuating bases at this time of night. The footage clearly shows that US troops are slowly leaving the bases in dozens of groups.https://x.com/MENA_Puls/status/2040261493170880879posted a couple of hours ago, probably made up bs, but who knows:>Preliminary reports: Iran has successfully shot down a U.S. B-2 stealth bomber.
The absolute imbeciles might be invading for good. lmaohttps://xcancel.com/HormuzLetter/status/2040256730785804792#m>>62076118That drunk rapist has bigger problems than losing his job, but he's too stupid to realise it.
>>62076210>UK, the only European country still actively supporting US combat operationsIs the UK doing anything other than letting the Americans use the air bases? Afaik, the UK is not doing any bombing/attacking.
