Guess i'll bake edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62075094
You guys think he means it this time?
> futures
c'mon make some noise
>>62076763everything goes to shit on market open????
>>62076763>iran humiliated me bigly so now i'm going to crash global economy with no survivorsKek
>>62076777checked
>>62076764I want a hairless ratwoman so bad.
>>62076763>48hrs later>"TALKS WITH IRAN ARE GOING FANTASTIC! I AM DELAYING NUKING IRAN FOR 2 MORE WEEKS AT THEIR REQUEST! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
>>62076760
>>62076771Except the stock market will be up.
>>62076763It's just a matter of time until boots are on the ground. Can't wait for the yearly generational bottom. I wonder what next year will bring.
>>62076760Stop shitting up the template with your faggot pol shit tranny
>>62076763It's open to some peopleAnd the number will probably grow with time, I doubt France is the only European country that's interested
>>62076780>WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BOATS!?!!!!
>>62076763so if he doesn't taco, we're getting circuit breakers right?
Are the yurosissies still being gay in /smg/?
any markets open today aside from crypto >>62076789??
>>62076822Faggot janny, keep your pol shit off the template and shoved directly up your faggot ass where it belongs
>>62076832umm, excuse me? I'm just trying to figure out what's trans about the OP?
>>62076832>>62076789i just copypastaed the previous bread mb
>>62076827>>62076832can we keep it fucking market related please, this is a stock forumkek i literally got an off-topic warning as i posted this. somebody is fucking assmad; faggot janny
>>62076827I got a fucking warning for posting a news about ships being in fire in the strait. Like, what the fuck stupid ass jannies.
>>62076837My post WAS market related, I was posting how retarded this war was for the market. 80IQ jannie got mad because his AI slop defaulted to calling me a Jew and I pointed out how retarded that statement was. Totally fine when it's mass astroturfing how great trump will be for the mods crypto bags and how horrible Kamala's tax plan is, suddenly it's off topic politics once the market and FX starts tanking due to orange retards policies.
>>62076835>>62076836>>62076837Keep your faggot pol shit out of the template along with your faggot tranny lingo, janny
>Futures crashing on thursday>Market opens and instantly starts pumping to last days value>Crabs from there all dayWas probably already discussed on Thursday, but the market is in full fake and gay mode right? >>62076763Think he is buying time, for what I don't know, and I doubt he does either. I guess more troops for ground invasion or hoping some blackswan event saves his ass. Clown market, so I dont expect a big crash unless people panic sell more than manipulators can prop it up. Would take Iran just blowing up oil infrastructure across middle east or a nuke dropping?
>>62076788>>62076854This is the janny.You do know you are econ illiterate, right? How old are you? Are you indian?
>>62076860desu you sound like a newfag
>>62076832They never ban me, even though I riz on them 360°. You must have been doing something particularly annoying.
>>62076861What's Ben "the terror of tel aviv" Garrison up to these days?
>>62076763what a fucking nut, we need impeachment immediately and an end to his illegal zionist war
>>62076892no point, it'd be his third and senate wouldn't vote to remove him after
>>62076886>panican having a melty on a saturday morningpost positions, snowflake
>>62076760I want a 30% crash so bad but its not going to happen boys.
>rich people want stocks to go up>poor people want stocks to go downi wonder whos gonna win guys
>>62076903Keep your faggot tranny pol seethe and cringe lingo off the template, faggot janny
>>62076915>rich people see their savings melt away>cope by calling shorters poorlearn to hedge
>>62076915I actually think its the inverse which is the problem. Im doing 6 digit sports gambling on polymarket and slippage is the ultimate equalizer.
The fuck is going on ITT
>>62076926Keep your faggot tranny pol seethe and cringe lingo off the template, faggot janny
>>62076926non-market hours sharting
OPEN THE MARKET
>no ground invasionI was hoping for oil spike
>>62076937Weekend is not over yet
>>62076763>2 more days and the gloves are off
>>62076925imagine betting in anything other than index options. fuck paying those faggots when options have peak liquidity and a penny wide spreadcasinos would be bankrupt if normies knew
>>62076945Its only the NBA but when the top seed team is down, their odds normally stay steady. So you litterally can play heads I win, tails I chicken out and break even. Liquidity is the hard part.
>>62076777isn't this kai trump's stepfather kek
>>62076886why are you calling me a janny migger? just throwing out every word you've picked up?
>>62076763there will be a "new regime" in 48 hours and 1 minute from that tweetthey change regimes faster than I change my toilet paper at this point
>>62076915hedge funds been shorting since this shit started lul
Regarding the poolside/coreweave news. Keep an eye on riot platforms. Assuming markets don't shit the bed on open. Could be a possibility to gap up.
>>62076763mars is entering aries
>>62076974No. Hedgefunds have taken out record hedges becuase they are no dummies, but they very are much long and ultimately believe in their positions. Goldman Sachs went into the numbers that they have a lot of shorts but are absolutely net long. Which doesnt bode well for those of us wanting to buy the dip.
>>62077013Kinky
>>62076974when the institutions tell you what they are 'doing,' you are always supposed to do the opposite retard. holy shit smg is newfag central
>>62076763Shart of the Mart, Tacobros.
>>62077024lol dumb nigger>muh rich people want line go up guise nothing bad can happen also shorts don't exist it's all a trickthe only time you see rich people is when my address pop up on your doordasher app
>>62077040youre so rich that on the day before easter you come on 4chan to tell everyone how you know what the "hedgefunds" are doing
Hedge funds are notoriously wrong in times of destructive change.
>>62077045>the who idhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfrUQA2tb6M
>>62077050Maybe the Iranians will make a deal before the market opens on Monday?
>>62077050They are bullish, Im bullish, but I do think if things push over a certain hump this does have the opportunity to be very bad becuase of this. Doubt it, but despite owning tqqq Im more open to the low chance opportunity of a -54% year than I have ever been before.
>>62077059Higher chance they show up a video of the capture dude 30 minutes before the open or right after an orange rant speech, and ask to exchange his life for some palestinians or other prisoners held in Israel instead, lmaoThis has the potential to trigger many funny things at home
>>62076764You just know...
>can't wait to meet you, so join the animatronic family!>we open real soon, try your best to hold on to sanity!
>>62076899>>62076892The same senate that is mostly bought by Israel too isn't going to impeach him over a war for Israel. Lmao
>>62077050i feel like alice in wonderland. everybody is anchored to what's already happened
I changed my 401k to short term treasuries
>it's another night playing depressing jazz, popping opiates and posting about being an incel on /pol/am i gonna be doing this another 50 years? my last hope in life is for my oil stocks to print but i'm so disillusioned that i don't even know what i'd do with the money. travel? the world is fucked. new car? bigger house? it's all jewish bullshit
>>62076763Luigi shouldn't have killed that CEO.
>>62077103What is the point in treasuries for the average joe? Don't they pay out no more than a high-interest savings account i.e fuck all?
>>62076763Fuck this fat asshole, he will TACO when markets reopen.
>>62077103Same, just gonna hold SGOV till its closer to midterms. I don't see how we make ATHs this year through this, but then again I'm retarded
new persian bogdanoff just dropped
>>620767632 more weeks, uh I mean days. 2 more days
>>62076763>reign down
>>62077103Good call. I'm mostly in O
>>62077136Middle-Eastern women like plastic surgery.
>>62077112>i don't even know what i'd do with the money. travel? the world is fucked. new car? bigger house?More opiates mebe.>>62077059It not going anywhere because they haven't called us in yet. Think about. What's the one thing they've not tried yet.
>>62076801A stands for Always, anon.
>>62077163Thought about it. they're hard to find though. Normies like stimulants.
>>62076801Boots on the ground = giga crash (except for LMT & friends). The question is whether the generals will allow it, and whether that retard Hegseth will fire enough of them to get his way because he clearly wants to go to real war just for the clout.
Also Jews
Also if Iran captures the jet pilot we're in for a fun ride
Guys I'm not so sure about Monday.Israel is in full control, which was always true, but they're brazen about it now.
>>62077185I think this guy is onto something
>>62077170People used to pass tramadol round all the time when I was full on waging it at Tesco, one guy turned up with literally a shopping bag full of blister packs his nan had given him because she was proscribed them for chronic leg pain but didn't like taking them.Quite a few of the staff take them because if you're loading and unloading the really heavy stuff day in day out it genuinely starts to mess your wrists, elbows, ankles, knees and back up.I ended up eating 5-7 per shift with it still being painful to stand up and walk. I resented taking them because ultimately you shouldn't really need to continually take turbo strength painkillers daily just to satisfy the wagie master.One funny thing was they put in my performance report from "excellent - exceeds metrics" from one manager earlier to "could work faster" from another. I was also doing bumps of cocaine and speed towards the end before I work. The only way to speed up anymore would be to literally jab up on smack and coke simultaneously. But even I have limits.Tramadol is pretty decent as a painkiller but I wouldn't recommend getting into opiates as a hobby. I've lived around genuine smack addicts enough to know it's very definitely not for moi.
>>62077185What does that have to do with the price of oil right now? (Wink Wink) Stay on topic you chud.
SDNK gods, brace yourselves for the mandatory dump.
>>62077183Is the Market Open on monday in murrica?
>look up Garfield because Jon's grandmother is alive in one stripe, even though his age is supposedly around 29ish in the comic, probably because people didn't wait until 40 to have kids back in the 70s>Jim Davis' father was James William Davis, named for his dad>his father died in 2016, on June 11thWhy is it always June 11thFucking glownigger occultic date. A lot of market shit happens around the 11th of June too. Gemini of Gemini.
>>62077013Not from the rear I hope. It would be bad for my oil dividends
>>62077188And they wonder why people rather live on 15k benefits than do this for 20k. I only ever have 1 or 2 a night, don't want to get addicted but life is so dull and empty without it. I've tried the smack 8 years ago. was amazing but as you say, not good to keep doing. Problem is smack is actually easier to find than pills. As you say you have to find someone who is getting them for pain and they may not want to hand them over. There's guys on every street corner selling smack on the other hand.
>>62077194**SNDK oops
You guys know if this happens and they’ve planned to do it efficiently, it’ll be an unironic limit down day for markets? Crude would go to 150 overnight
>>62077204
>futures
>>62077204nuh uh
>>62077204Expect the unexpected as the saying goes.
>>62077209I love whatever that is like you wouldnt believe.
>>62077195Why wouldn't it be?
I have absolutely no fucking clue what the market will do when it opens. Zero. Can't even guess.
>>62077206i'll just say one last time; the epstein releases were to test and make sure the populace was docile and complacent enough to go ahead with the next manufactured crisis. they're full bore global banker war 3 now and they will kill as many people as they can possibly get away with this time if not stopped
>>62077214It's a viscacha, a type of chinchilla that lives in the Andes mountains of Chile. You can get a pet chinchilla, we had one when I was a kid.
>>62076763Surely there are mechanisms for cooler heads to prevail before this retard does actually insane shit. This will not be the end no way no how. Surely and certainly. Right on time for the Iranians to say fuck it and let go some retarded terrorist shit on mainland as an entree into the stone age.
>>62077194>>62077203Lol I dumped that shit a week ago, let it fall until earnings.
>>62077204Glad I put a bunch of money into GUSH on thursday and didn't shit myself and panic sell then.
>>62077227samir can always redeem the spiced rocks.
>>62076763Kek
>>62077227>Surely there are mechanisms for cooler heads to prevail before this retard does actually insane shit.Lol lmao even. These morons are clearly out of options after the entire "regime change" shit didn't work out. Now they want to turn Iran into Syria 2.0. Obviously they don't give a fuck about consequences. Let them goyim deal in the real world and all that.
>>62076771Would be the only based thing he's done in 10 years.>>62077114What's a matter chuddie, are things HAPPENING a litttle too fast for you?
>>62077204Nothing will happen
nothing will happen, green day on Monday
Guys, hear me out. What if it isn't market manipulation to do all the military shit on a weekend and it's just opsec. If they did it during the week people in the know could place their bets and it would signal to the enemy the happening is going to happen.
>>62077245>our leaders are so corrupt it effects our operationslmao, poggers.
>>6207725783% by april 30th on polymarket
>>62077233Yep, study the chart, anons.
>>62077215Easter MondayMost stock exchanges will be closed
>>62077257Boots on the ground and my portfolio turns around
let the goyim deal in the virtual world
>stock market general>you can't discuss events that heavily influence the stock market
>>62077272>50k stationed there already>82nd + 2 meu already there>3rd aircraft carrier on the way.There's plenty to do something retarded for glory of god or some shit.
Stop deleting posts you gosh darned niggers
>>62077273but they were already closed on easter friday what the fuck is this shit
wouldn't wanna let me near a bloomberg terminali'd just be babeposting Cathie 24/7
>>62077233I feel like this was a forced meme that has become 100% accurate.
>>62076979shouldnt riot by design go to 0? Like, they cant mine bitcoin forever and selling bitcoin is their only revenue. What, they're going to become a hedge fund or something?>>62077112You realize you were sold a lie. I was too.
>>62077293Dunno what to tell youAround here Easter Monday is way more important than Friday (even though our stock exchange was also closed on Friday)
>>62077320trump says this then ends mass deportations because he didnt like the media railing him. Quite possibly the worst outcome. All the bad press for mass deporations and no actual mass deportations.
>>62077273>>62077293Anyone counting down the days until Easter is over? Niggers are starving down here, open the market!
can we make a private /smg/ for chads who knew all the talk of peace deals was fake kike bullshit? i need to filter out the retards who are so dumb they believe what kikes tell them
1 post forward 2 posts back.Israel hit a petrochemical plant earlier. I don't think a TACO will keep the market green. Especially with the pilot still missing.
janny having a fucking melty again?
>>62077342>He said having never having fucked a woman betting 2k on silver mineslol, lmao even.
>>62077334They were right about AI videos getting too realistic to where you can't discern reality from fiction. We have no chance against Iranian science.
If trump can keep pump and dumping the market every weekend then he has no incentive to end the war or escalate the warHe can make billions keeping things exactly as they are
>>62077352Kek. Fuck tyrants but those camel fuckers know how to meme.
>>62077352>>62077358that wasnt made by an iranian you retards
We are at this very moment, just sayin'
>futuresMY GIRL WANTS TOPARTY ALL THE TIMEPARTY ALL THE TIMEPARTY ALL THE TIIIIIMEhttps://youtu.be/dZkJ_AbrfpM
>>62077351???? i made like 200k on silver miner calls alone that i bought end of 2024 early 2025 and was ignored when i shilled them here as the best value in the market. gold miners got me even more profits. i was buying LEAPs on FNV for like $80 a call most of them went at least $3,000+ in value when i sold in january
>>62077211He'd spark you out without a second thought. That's why they're filming from so far away.
futures posting has just become a way for people to plug their terrible music and shitty webms
>>62077361Then Iranian psyops is more powerful than I thought if they can make other countries do their psyops for them. We seriously messed with forces here we are simply too ignorant to even begin to grasp. We should have never bombed those school girls. Now we have unleashed hell's fury.
>>62077354Yeah, let's see how long the economy will hold up with oil at that price range, interesting experiment, we should do it
>>62077377ok muhamed
>>62077227>Surely there are mechanisms for cooler heads to prevail before this retard does actually insane shit.Pete fired them all yesterday.
>>62077376heres your future bro
>>62077361>Types and talks like a 16yrold girl.>Expert on where AI slop is made.You poverty phone posters need to go.
>>62077376Always has been. The best future posts are webms where you can't even figure out what it is indicative of when it comes to futures. Just total schizophrenic futures.
>>62077376>futures
>>62077339thanks doc
>>62077386>Apple pumps up 10%>>62077396>oil futures go up >babe posting stops
>>62077273you europoors and your constant days off
>>62077396So expect fed cuts and green dildos?
>>62077392>futures
>>62077414Very grim for Britannia
>>62077376its hard work always hunting down webms of the rarest most majestic, and most importantly on-topic, 'mals thoughever
Trump in hospital??
>>62077424Why? What did he look like last on camera? Was he too orange or not orange enough?
>>62076763isn't it open? as long as you don't pay in dollars?
>>62077428French went through with non-iranian oil presumably paid in dollars. Trump said the strait is open and it is
>>62077121capital preservation. my 401k has gotten absolutely heemed beyond the market because bonds are eating shit. I'd rather just collect my 3.5% until the markets done taking a massive shit. I'm doing the same thing in my individual brokerage with SGOV, but I'm also gambling with 10% of my account in various option plays.
>>62077424nope
>>62077424bullish!
>>62077424oh god hopefully he doesnt die!!!!!!!hehehewould be terrible!
>>62077233The art of the deal
>>62077422lil baby sonichu
if trump dies is that better or worse?
>>62077369so what are your positions right now?
>>62077424markets will unironically be green on monday if he dies
>>62077469Is this a joke?>>62077466People don't want to admit this but this is what peak cognitive performance looks like.
>>62077432>>62077469what the fuck is this shit?
>>62077469do you think hes trumps vice president cause they're really good friends or something?
Don't semiconductors also rely on the strait for helium supply? Why do people only care about oil?
>>62077424oh my GOD please don't tell me he's gonna die this weekend and negate my puts
>>62077485oil is the main proxy for everything
i forgot how financially prudent and delicious the shrimp flavored ramen packs are
>>62077479He's thiel's petHe sure doesn't seem happy about the Iran war>>62077478It's reality nigger
>>62077457>Speculation is risingLink to the kalshi market?
Can I get QRD on the big updates since last night? Sounds like desalination plants targeted, Amazon facility struck and Trumbo in hospital?
>>62077059yeah probably but we don’t know which Monday
>>62077498What do you even need a quick rundown on? You just said it.
>>62077424holy fuck
I feel like they want to announce invasion on Easter for egotistical reasons >>62077503not sure if I missed anything im on my lunch break rn
Trump will die and rise again on Easter
>>62077424>>62077507Copium huffing so hard that you are now living in an alternate reality. Now I understand the previous posts this month.
what's going on with thisBab el-Mandeb Strait
>>62077507>>62077517kek
I don't know how many "we are so back" and "it's so over" I have left for this market....
>>62077507>its realHoly fuck
>>62077287I kind of get it, just not on a long weekend Saturday...
>>62077510>weekend>lunch breakngmi
https://www.aol.com/articles/white-house-denies-trump-hospital-191826707.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADjyYVBMYCo16DIPwlZOjnE1Fcgl0JGFEN9eLQTQdjKC8aRacwAtacEyO2EtBb-OObYa0inwS80PmTf5sp4l5ICO0aizF9-kA95SkO1xH6VJyQaYTOuxIVmVp4yDnAojGPfU9bnZAEpKb4iF5Xcar5yHhCxA0zluOQcNH8Ap1vAHAOL says it's a rumor Trump is in the hospital. I forgot AOL was even a thing.
>>62077530KekI just want 577 VOO but we are now 4.5% away after hitting 578. Just hit 577 you dumb nagger!
>>62077536i cant believe he actually got assasinated
>>62077536my nigga got nerve gassed
So what would have to happen for a proper crash if a war doesn't do it?
>>62077545If AI says it's true then it must be true. AI isn't programmed to get things wrong.
>>62077550Trump getting gender reassignment surgery
>>62077550Bond vigilantes would fuck the market up beyond belief, and Im just blown away how inactive they are after putting Trump in his place on liberation day.A recession with unemployment.Debt Crises.Also second to bond vigilantes slowing corporate earnings. Right now valuations actually make sence (though its a hard concept for most) but if corporate earnings stop growing at record levels things would crash hard and fast.
>>62077573Yea, it be pretty bearish for every hetro man to cum themselves to death.
When is the last generation that was heemed financially by macro events as hard as millennials?
>>62077550something that actually affects the world outside bridges in central asian plateaus
>>62077589greatest generation
>having the supreme tard in chief """hospitalized"'"" conveniently right before le 48h ultimatum>thus delaying it and saving the markets for a bit more time>all while the ballet of C130 from the US to Europe continues to build up the invasion forceOkay, I'll admit, I didn't see that *trump* card coming. This is smart. Very very smart. But don't think I didn't notice what you were doing.
>>62077589
>>62077598What is this supposed to mean
Kek short oil baggies
I am going all in on oil calls I will see you on the moon.>>62077471sucking 200,000 dicks for 1 dollar each.
>>62077469he already fucked a couch and a jeet.
>>62077589I just wish I knew beforehand somehow because there were a bunch of chicks I would have tried to fuck if I knew the 'good times' were never going to come back.
>>62077613the oil short potential is gonna be HEUUUGG
so is Trump dying bullish?
>>62077636And the downside potential?
>>62077637see >>62077596So yes in the short term for the dumb markets, absolutely no by mid/end of April.
TRUMP CONFIRMED TO HAVE LIGMA
>>62077598How can a 70 y.o. boomer have more income than 30 y.o. millenial?
>>62077519dont worry about it kitten
>>62077653Don't ask and please stop noticing
>>62077653Transfers. America is surprisingly socialist nation in both absolute and percentage terms. If you look at the budget 4/5 of the biggest expenses is old people. Everyone says its welfare queens or corporate bailouts but the actual true masters and expenses are the gerentocracy. Its wild to me how few people know this.
>>62077471im half cash in t bills and half holding and DCAing back into miners. i expect miners to have another big pullback as oil spikes and keeps going higher when people panic after they realize this iran war is not going to be a quick 5 day operation. i have some small gambling positions with puts on NVDA because i suspect theres gonna be more tech sell offs as people realize momentum for the market has run out and we are accepting our recession. miners will skyrocket in the end and go into a multi year bull market but i dont know how to time the bottom so im just buying small positions every time theres a sell off. you literally cant go wrong stacking any commodity for the next decade. timing shorts is hard for me so i dont do it with any serious money i just buy puts instead of short shares and i only do a small amount and view it as literal gambling. but so far i keep hitting it my shorts on adobe and nvda have panned out im gonna get some long puts on intuit next since that seems more certain than nvda which has too many vested parties interested in proppping it up. im thinking of buying some 2 or 3 month out puts on microstrategy too since i think we are getting close to a shitcoin selloff
>>62077666We can't do that anymore get ready for another war in the middle east https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV5cQ9tNkm8
>>62077519nothing. houthis are mostly all talk and being directed what to say by china and iran. houthis dont have hidden stockpiles of long range missiles that iran has and they could easly be wiped out in an air campaign unlike iran
>>62077550the war doesnt cause the crash the war is synthesized to be the scapegoat for the planned rugpull
>>62077589the ww2 generation. they had 10 years of great depression followed by getting sent to die in war
>>62077533I only work weekends
>>62077598that needs to be adjusted for purhasing power thats a misleading graph. >>62077653who do you think is funding all the boomer pensions and social security? not to mention most 70yo boomers are still working hogging up all the upper management high paid positions in the workforce. the fuckers refuse to leave so nobody younger can advance
>>62077690I saw this and he is right. Hes wrong becuase old people are a shit investment and a horrible use of dollars. We dont use Healthcare on the young when they can contribute, we save it for the old so we can keep them healthy to take more social security. As long as they vote 6-1 compared to 25 and under though, he is correct from a realpolitik position.
>>62077709It is, thats what 2019 prices means.
>>62077689>if you need megood one
>>62077716We don't need people like you in /bant/. We built a big beautiful wall to keep chuds out.
>>62077596any proof he's actually properly unwell this time? Seems like he goes in monthly for whatever the fuck they inject through the veins in his hands
>>62077720>7 days 21 hours agosure thing sweety. no video no bussy, simple as
>>62077689are you rich yet fat hands?
>>62077742Quite the opposite, the slots have been rather cruel to me lately.
>>62077598>>62077715its not and anyone can tell easily by looking at it. this was either kike propaganda or made by a literal retard. purchasing power is the ratio of income to cost of goods and services. i suspect whatever 3rd world ESL govt employee that made that graph wrote "2019 prices" but meant "adjusted income for inflation in 2019 dollars"do the math yourself dummy. average yearly wage was like 3 or 4 thousand dollars in the 1950s for boomers. the average home cost was like 7 thousand. that means 2 years of wages bought you a house. does 2 years of average wages buy you a house today? same with car, gasoline, food. it takes 1 minute on google to debunk that graph
>>62076763kek what a kike puppet. Keep invoking God for a gifted nation with a literal demonic Remphan Star on it.I will not die for Israel little donny.
>>62077715youre gonna have to start learning to think for yourself zoomer if you want to succeed in life instead of taking everything posted by "authority sources" at face value.
>>62077725If I had to speculate I would guess that he has an unruptured brain aneurysm that they're keeping a very close eye on with regular appointments to see if it's growing.He's not "properly unwell" but it is something they're watching.
>>62077743Sorry to hear that. I've been treading water myself recently.
So horny
>>62077594>greatest generationNamed that because they died en masse killing their own kin to eventually create Israel. In reality the worst generation, even moreso than the boomers. At least the boomers didn't actively kill their own people, they just did it through generational retardation and inaction against the AIPAC State.
>>62077746>The EconomistKek, again some poorfag who types like a 16yrold girl phone posting going full poltard is the funniest thing ever. Im sorry reality doesn't line up with your retard expectations.Yes a shitty 1200 square foot house with one bathroom in a rural place with 8% morgage is around 2-3x the average home price. As thats what the average house was in 1950, except a higher morgage rate.Also the phone in your pocket cost 600 instead of 10 million dollars so we are way ahead. Same for every electronic you use. Anyways you are clearly uneducated trash, Im sorry you are learning you are just a poor fag and everyone else is doing much better. Maybe if you hustled half as hard as you hated a woman would actually fuck you, lol.
>>62077763boomers opened our gates to the 3rd world hordes. the greatest generation were like innocent lambs who were taken advantage of. they were too nice and trusting and too naive for this world because they grew up in close knit religious communities through massive hardship with victorian era parents who were the children of civil war veterans
>>62077750Did you just double respond to me pointing out your retardation. This naggers mad! LOL
>>62077760Have sex
>>62077769don't listen to him anon that's how you gets kids
>>62077766>boomers opened our gates to the 3rd world hordeseven this isn't true. Ted Kennedy is the faggot that supported Hart-Celler and shoved further nigger-loving Immigration Acts through Congress in the 1990s. And he's a Silent Generation
>>62077536>AOLtake me back bros
>>62077777what wa wastenot even a prediction
>>62077777That is some real sexual tension, mmmmmm.
>>62077779Claude is just rebranded SmarterChild
>>62077777and all those years of republican control and they did nothing about it? Hmmm
>>62077765literal jew. take your leftist faggotry back to redit and stop shitting up our board with your kikeposting
>>62077780I already told you. Its dropping 8% over the next 2 weeks, new ATH in 5 weeks.Everytime VOO and QQQ drops 10% Im selling 16.5%% of my portfolio to buy TQQQ and UPRO (Still working on the split %). Hopefully it comes off 30% so I can be 100% 3x leveraged with 4m. It wont though, as EVERYONE wants a crash.
>pricing in has been priced inThoughts?
>>62077687What miner stocks do you recommend? I've been eyeing some junior miners but some are too risky and too far from being profitable right now
>>62076763>invoking godyeahThe corrupt Trump administration is absolutely going to put boots on the ground lmao
>>62077787Yes there has been a shit ton of inflation. What does that have to do with you being an uneducated poltard loser retard that women refuse to touch, and the fact society is more productive and wealthier today?
>>62076764that's fucking hot holy shit
>>62077781physiognomy doesn't lie
>>62077786Quints and you post this?
>>62077798You meant this right? >>62077781
>>62076781Is this dated Brent on tradingview?
>>62077797>societyare you a child?
>>62077808No, I meant the rat lady
>>62076789mad migger lmao
>>62076805keep being obsessed with Europe you poor fucking fat retard
>>62076822hyperliquid I guessand polymarket
>>62076914oil shocks have historically done the job thoughand the corrupt Trump administration is causing an oil shock
>>62076915actually the other way aroundrich people want to buy cheap assets and poor people don't have a choice, they have to sell assets at the bottom to pay for rent
>>62076937a ground invasion will happen soonif not this weekend then the next
>>62077785I was wondering why claude remembered me
>>62077826Thats the one thing getting me hard and keeping my intrest. Im not sure as Trump can either walk away or invade, plus fracking, so the people in the know have $73 futures for Nov.For those reasons I dont think it will happen, but they have been wrong a lot before, and Trump might be dumb enough to keep us in this purgatory so I hope you and your thesis are correct. I would not bet on it but its very plausible and definitely exciting for profit making.
>>62077050market participants have still failed to realise that this is a literal holy warapplying logic and reason is retarded when we're talking about grand spiritual battles>but muh midtermslmaoevangelical christians believe this is a fucking profecy about the end of the world, they're going to keep pushing regardless of how high gasoline prices go
>>62077842financial markets keep pricing in that the crisis will be over in just two more weekssupply shocks take time to solve because new supply production takes a while to go onlineusually demand destruction have happened in the meanwhile anyways so it's pointless to start producing more when future demand will be low
>>62077103good call anonMMFs are about to pay bigly
>>62077158kek
>>62077849But if the market is forward pricing how much will it really care for 3 months of pain, especially when they have reason to believe it will be over after (Due to nov oil pricing)?Anyways you have a good point I had not thought of. Im legitimately asking the above as Im thinking about it.
>>62077179and miggers
>>62077860My guess is that the oil market is pricing in higher rates and weaker economies so less demand for oil in the medium term futurekind of like how VIX futures price in a crash when the front month is too high
>>62077834Just make sure I'm long oil before it happens. Thanks
>>62077860>>62077864everybody was trying to arb backwardation out and got heemed thursday. it was just working off positioning. i'm thinking nov/dec's will fly next week
>>62076763Nuke? No. Expect more bombing in the Monday when the 10 days expires. Maybe the others Arab country will join too.
>>62077864I mean thats possible (Especially the rates but who fucking knows), but I'd say its WAY more likely they just think this will be over soon than decreased demand will match pre war prices and the market doesn't know about it...Again, they could be wrong. I just doubt there are supply shocks that only we know about and the actual traders who talk daily to suppliers dont. Thats the thesis Im trying to kill.That said minds change, Nov futures could hit 130 tommorow and well get that crash we are all hoping for! But its a hope, far from a sure thing, or even a likely thing.
>>62077870I was debating as I was arguing against everyone if I should buy some contracts. I agree its weird they are so cheap, its just that they are so somebody must know something right... If those jump it will be a whole new ballgame. Definitely somthing to watch.
>>62077875>its WAY more likely they just think this will be over soon than decreased demand will match pre war prices and the market doesn't know about it...Yes I agree that's what the oil futures market is pricing inI just think they're wrong lmaoIt's not that the traders don't know it's that their delusional, there are no negotiations happening and this isn't going to end in 2 weeks
>>62077881what's cheap?
>>62077843>this is a literal holy waragree, for this reason I see something going down on easter. bigly
>>62077777noted
>>62077889Nov oil future contracts. You can buy them in Chicago, cost 50$ a trade, and they let you get pretty stupid with margin and leverage, though if things turn on you they will margin call and destroy your position at the drop of a hat. Least thats how lumber is.
I’m telling you right now. Panicans will be SEETHING on Monday.
>>62077889>what's cheap?oil futures contracts that expire later in the year>>62077881I think the market is pricing that high oil prices are unsustainable and governments across the world might impose restrictions on its use (plus the big oil buyers getting roasted by the crazy prices + less people willing to buy at such prices). So there might be some sort of demand collapse until the situation goes back to normality? Who knows
>>62077908Yea, fracking is a force most Anons dont grasp.
>>62077311They're pivoting away from mining. Ceo said they'd lease out their entire 1.7 gigawatt portfolio if the price was right. Currently they have 25megawatts leased out to AMD.
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>>62077920why the early bake?now the bump limit ritual must be observed
>>62077777lets see what this one said
>>62077928he just wanted to post SOXL to 10 dollars with that cheeseburger pepe
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>>62077792i would only put money you can afford to lose on the junior miners as gambles. personally i divested from mexico because of the upcoming war there. mexico has some of the best silver projects in the world but now is not the time to invest there i would wait for the chaos to settle down. its actually a good thing beause you might get some mexican miners really cheap if any of the companies are still around by the time the dust settles. personally im sticking to north america. i woudl also look into royalty streams too they are still undervalued. so to give you some of the best tickers for a guaranteed 5x minimum in 2 years pretty much the top miners like AEM, FNV, B, NEM. juniors always have risks like dilution or buyouts or going bankrupt from high costs so they require a lot more close study to vet the management teams. if you are a noobie i would stick to midcap juniors who are already pretty established successful winners. my biggest holdings in those are HL, CDE, EQX, FSM, OR. those tickers are all on the NYSE so easy to pick up. for some of highest risk juniors your only option will be to buy OTC with low liquidity or find brokers tothat allow yout o buy in that market. most of these mining companies are canadian so the TSV is where youll want to focus on getting access to. if you want to talk high risk high reward juniors let me know ive spent a lot of time readind and researching but i dont have much money invested in them at the moment, only like $5,000 but i plan to deploy more its just that juniors small caps sell off so hard compared to the big names when the markets dip so im waiting for more dips to DCA into some of them. im down like 30% still on some from the big sell off on gold silver end of january.
>>62076760people keep saying stuff's about to pump, but I don't see it
>>62079388you gotta feel it, manifest it
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happy easter /smg/
>>62079956y-you too
