soxl under $10 edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious thread>>62076760
best /smg/ thread this year. also niggers tongue my anus
>>62077917Who cares about spot price on leveraged etfs?
So who told orange man this was a good idea? It seems like the military guys were deadset against it. I can't wait to read all the books that are gonna come out about this admin hopefully bob woodward writes another one.
> futures
That last thread was depressing and no fun. This one will be better.
>>62077936Yes!
I just want to see ONE circuit breaker. SPY can rocket to 1000 the next day, I just want to feel something for once.
The world is one year away from the worst economic collapse since the Great Depression if Iran doesn’t capitulate. A 30% unemployment rate will look like a blessing in comparison.
>>62077917biz is full of pepes with burgers and sandwiches on their heads. Stop posting them i'm on a diet and hungry
>weekend /smg/
>>62077932>futures>just eating the orange peel and not the orangeNot the kind of futures I want, yech! At least the monkey looks happy.
Jap bonds yields have gone upYou know what comes next smg
>>62077995Well if it's anything like the Japanese taught us in Super Mario growing up it means the princess is in another fucking castle.
>>62077995a lost century for the nikkei?
>>62077930He thought after Venezuela that Iran should be easy. Some Jew (*cough, cough* Jared Kushner *cough*) told him it would be easy and a good idea.
>>62077997>>62077999people moving to yen and dumping equities wala
>>62077923What SOXL price do we go all in at?
>>62078013Under 20
>>62078016If we crash, shit is going single digits again.
>>62077986>>just eating the orange peelI mean those monkeys primarily eat barks and lichen during the winter so its more used to eating the peel than the fruit, probably
>>62077961Inshalah Akmed, inshalah.
>>62078020Yea, Im not doing 20 but 12 would have me hmming and hawwing hard.
reminder that the nasdaq fast inclusion rule means they're going to loot the 401k's
>>62078013under $10 is the long term magic trendline
anons I'm scared. I think the US just got regime changed.
mining bros what's the plan
>>62078028Cool. :D
>>62077927What did he mean by this?
Trump is dead. How do we profit from this?
>>62078025Ya this is irresponsible. They are marketing it as a benefit to investors to get exposure sooner but it is a weaponized bagholding
>>62078035>>62078028Just like last time, right?>AHHHH HIS HAND BRUISING HE'S DEAD OWARI DA
>>62078028>I think the US just got regime changedHopefully the new regime implements the heavy use of jamboys
>>62078035I don't think you are making money if markets rise 10% hahaSerious answer Nike stock is a sick buy here if all tariffs get repealed, its a 3.6% dividend with easy 150% potential.
30+ gang how we dressing when we get drafted into iran war? Who is bringing the monster zeros?
>>62077961the depression was going to happen no matter what the iran shit was started to make a scapegoat so you dont blame the jew bankers dummy
Are we hitting circuit breakers on Monday?
>>62078029are you the guy that was asking me for my picks last thread i replied.
>>62078060soxl pumped 250% in the last year…burger anon is correct. msg used to be all about soxl what happened
>>62078063I figure by that point they will be pretty desperate so I'll be able to go full lobsterback and use a Lee Enfeild like God intended. I just hope I dont have to duel that madman who shot down a plane yesterday with his Lee Enfeild. That or Hitler.
>>62078063you cant get drafted if you own an ar15 so i have no plans to be kidnapped against my will and fight for israel
>>62078063>drafted into iran warNigger if I'm not drafted as KING you can FAGGOTABOUTIT.
>>62078066There are no circuit breakers on the way up
>>62078072You sure buddy? You will miss out on all the brown woman you can rape.
>>62078076it gongo up??
What are the US Marines who are about to invade Iran thinking right now?
>>62078084>my feet hurt>I could be home baneposting
>>62078084If it were me probably thinking about how much I hate people touching my stuff
>>62078053if it had happened the new regime is literal family with jamboys.
>>6207806330+ VIX?
>>62078084EPSTEIN GANG>EPSTEIN GANGEPSTEIN GANG>EPSTEIN GANG
>>62078036>>62078025Lines up with the benner cycle theory of 2026 being a sell year
Iran? More like AmericanRan
>>62077961Not even close to what’s necessary after a decade of mumu welfare.Even if you are a retard you must see this as the case.A 71 IQ /v/tard found himself on the other end of it. In the mumu-gibs economy, it was more profitable to make shit LITERALLY no one (<1000) wanted to play to get Monopoly money from Larry Fink (scamming Saudis and Asian) than it was to make things games for which there was demand.So extensive was the (scam foreign capital, pump the spy, the rest doesn’t matter) market that the entirety of the real American economy was hollowed out as if demand was totally irrelevant.-70% is the BEAR minimum
>>62078105priced in
>>62078063we can't get drafted
Panicans lost.Plan trusters won.
Boots status?
>>62078063>draftedI have a special skills that requires me to stay behind and repopulate America with zoomlets.
>>62078029Pray to god
>>62078121>plan
>>62078121well, not really, no
>>62078116When you see not a single mumu post not because of capitulation, but because they had to sell their rig to buy a bus ticket to get to the daily bread line, then it will be “priced in”.
>futures
>>62078139Kek
Call of Duty Black Ops sisters ... Caracassisters ... it seems like our plan didn't work out THIS time around.
still hodling out on yanbu and the east west pipeline. god i hope they do it during market hours
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>>62078163do what? If it’s bearish, I hope so too also what is the final solution to captchas? attaching an email or payment info to my posts?
>>62078152How would you describe someone's face with Down's Syndrome? It's immediately recognizeable but I just can't articulate it
>>62078171An adult baby
>>62078171What I want to know is that this is?
>>62078171retardedthat's how I would describe it but goddamn they make me laughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ8-ETHE9AI
>>62078175a baby's head on an adult body, opposite a midget
>>62078171Tolkienian
>>62077917I'm probably consuming way too much bearish investing content, but, index fund investors, what makes you confident that it's just going to trend up? What if a Nikkei 225 event happens and there's no growth for several decades?I keep a lot in cash for this reason. I'm convinced a black swan will erase all gains.
>>62078195a 50% sp500 drop is v rare. however a 50% drop brings us back to 2023 prices… hardly catastrophic
>>62078195Japan uses a lot of dividends. Once you throw in the dividends Nikkei is not nearly as depressing. Monitary policy has come a long way since 2007.You can always leverage up at the bottom, see tqqq 2010 price.I mean you can what if till the cows come home. Dow dropped 80% in 1970 and that one actually does bother me at times but overall humans are notorious risk averse and constantly make the wolf look bigger.Line goes up and the day it doesn't maybe you should gave had guns, gas, and hold. Never fucking bonds and cash though.
>>62078203>Japan uses a lot of dividendsI dont trust Japan because of the bond market and JPY.
>>62077917>liquid nigger baggies
>>62078195War in Iran will cause such a economic colapse that not a single company will be making any profit. Dozens milions lay offs. If strait is not opened and invasion happens within this month i fully expect SPY to crash bellow 300$. Spy can fall 90% by the end of this year. Imagine spy bellow 100, that would be very much likely if fullscale war in Iran were to happen.
/smg/ movie nite in <10 minMovie is Less than Zero (1987)
>>62078203we're set up for pretty much the same shit as '65-'85 thoughif bond yields go, kiss quite literally everything else goodbye except for agriculture and materials. i was a duration bull up until a couple weeks ago; bond vol looks fucking angry. imagine if bonds start to go, prices start to rise as pool closure starts to bite, and their response is to print money before midterms
>>62078206300% debt and the fact it doesnt matter is just wild. Recently learned its incredible cheap to move there and Korea to as long as you rural too. Gorgeous mountain villages with houses for 50k. No jobs or even young people, but cheap homes in beautiful country.
Are we ready for the massive futures dump in 19 hours.
>>62078221Hey that reminds me, my friends were going to watch movies with me as well, but we've been having troubles with catbox lately. What host are you using?
>>62078230no :(
>>62078218delusional seek help
>>62078226No. 70s was a President who made the decision to choose inflation over jobs. We did not know better at the time. (Side note that fed leader would personally go bankrupt).Dow lost 80% ignoring dividends and adding inflation. Business leaders will NEVER allow that again.You are right, bond rates going up would really kill this market, and its bizare they haven't. But people have been saying that for 15 years straight, missing out on 4x their money in that time. Also most importantly 7% is not 22%. Corporate groth shrinking would also kill these PE, and we are on the high end so its due.Im old though, I've heard this for decades. Nothing ever happens except Ive 10x my wealth my buddies who listen to Alex Jones have been in bonds. Even if it crashes 80% now Im still ahead. I know in 2 more werks I wont be so smug but Ive litterally been hearing that since 2007, and if it happens great. Ill buy tqqq at generational bottom again.
>>62078238don’t forget soxl, the real kingmaker
Predictions on oil opening price? I'm thinking 108 for no reason in particular, just seems like a good guess.
>>62078203>just baghold for 30 yrs to break even bro
>>620782382 more things. Being in bonds for a year doesn't matter. Who cares if you miss 3% or 8%. Decade though? And our monkey brains font grasp that compounding.Speaking of we dont see the world as it is. The accurate monkey who's wrong 1% of the time might be ahead for a bit but eventually that 1% caught up to him and he died. The pussy whos wrong 20% but being to safe, is behind but lives and gets to pass his genes on. Our brains are so risk averse. How many things have you worried about that never happened, and honestly never could?
>>62078236what do you suggest
>>62078243Good old 91 on Monday.
>>62078242I sold 125k shares at 18 last year and it fucking haunts me brother, it haunts me to this day!You are 100% correct. I wont make this mistake a 3rd time.
>>62078249www.bogleheads.org+soxl
>>62078247Does it take dividends into account?
>>62078251>125kwhoa
>>62078021>barkHahaha what idiots
>>62078254David SOXL 52 would have put me at 10m CDN. Thats why it hurts so bad!So I hope we do crash, I just doubt we will be so lucky.
>>62078252I think it is you who needs help
>bahrain, Kuwait, Iraq oil infrastructure all hit just today Damn crude is opening above 120
>>62078259And SPY will open above $660
Will the markets gravedance or tank when the CIA inevitably gives Trump the Epstein treatment mid-term?
>>62078259I don't get why Iran is sperging out on their neighbors. I get they host US airbases, but still.
>>62078259The one we got to watch it the Nov CME price. If it hits 90 thats more intresting to me than April at 140. Just bizare its at 73.
>>62078262Neighbour's already hate them over the shia / sunni divide. If they can cause pain for everyone else though. Most countries Presidents dont care, they just want to get reelected and 140 oil will kill them And their dreams. Hence why France, Spain and Italy are all playing ball with Iran.
>>62078262Because Iran is it's own civilization. They aren't even arabs like the rest, they are Persians. It's been a long history of Arabs trying to invade Persia/Iran too.
>>62078084"I just wanted to pay for college im really about to die for this organge fucktard jesus christ."
>>62078279https://x.com/JackMurphyRGR/status/2040631669850267662?s=20
>>62078279Incredibly bullish for US Futures
>>62078294>>62078279they're only reporting this so they can drop nukes without it being perceived as friendly fire. wake UP SHEEPLE!!!
So did Trump dieded?
>>62078298Yes but he is resurrecting in less than 3 days like Jesus. It's an easter holiday miracle! Once he is back he will be dropping holy hand grenades on Iran to celebrate. Isn't this all fantastic?
>>62078238>choose inflation over jobswe just did that for years now and yields are higher than they were and they're gonna have to do it again. but this time with the risk of repatriation out of the US. policy and business don't get a choice when you're fucking bankrupt and you have to accelerate private sector slaughter. i would say it's fine to go on indefinitely like japan but that's only if the world can hold hands and sing kumbaiyah. either way if they let the system get cleared, lay off the repression, and shrink then there's still an insanely turbulent period there with lots of job losses so there's your schlacking right at a time where there's a demographic concentration who's relying on that not happening and sure as fuck not positioned for it.i think everyone likes to think of history as a series of events where it's really a series of people layered on top of eachother that experience different things at different stages of life, and you started buying at the bottom. but i wasn't there for most of it so what do i know>>62078263very bizzare
>>62078262That’s what they do when you hear “stability in the Middle East” it means Iran and Israel not taking turns throwing tantrums blowing eachother and neighbors up
HE IS RISEN
Wow spec ops landed a Herc in the desert?
>>62078262Because they host US bases, if they weren't hostile towards Iran they wouldn't let US put bases on their lands that are specifically put there against Iran.
Futures have never been brighter
>>62078309>where it's really a series of people layered on top of eachother that experience different things at different stages of life, and you started buying at the bottomNo thats 100% accurate. Its just that everyone's ahead 20 years latter and 90% are ahead 2 years latter. Anything can happen but since you never know where you are might as well play the odds. And I know so many people that cried wolf at the actual generational bottom. Which was harmless short term but 19 years latter they are so far behind. There will ALWAYS be a million reasons not to invest.That said no harm waiting a year if your really concerned but if its been 3 years later, no dump becuase of jewish trick, but its 2 weeks away, give your fucking head a shake.
>>62078330futures are CLOSED!!!!
>they dont know about the cyclical cycleits over for semifags
>>62078333My heart is open
>>62078338
>>62078294why? Straits still closed
>>62078344Bored US public starts embracing a war we can win. Wars are bullish for the economy.
>>62078338The part that scares me is that first one Nvidia was 400 billion. Now its 4 trillion. It can't 10x again right?Yet I've fucked it up all 3 times so...
>>62078319Sopranos reference noted
>Sold everything Friday positive there would be a ground invastion this weekendFucking Drumpf it's going to be green as fuck Monday isn't it?
>>62078331worked up a pretty long list now. just try to find trades in the meantime
>>62078349I wonder if animals think that flies are angels
>>62078344It's already priced in. It will dump for a day or 2 once ground invastion starts but after this weekend with no invasion it will for sure be green Monday and this week
2nd pilot rescued
>>62078360oh boy we saved a shabbos goy the war is won l'chaim
iran warns of massive historic surprise tonite the world will remember for centuriesBest guesses???
Imagine being in israel right now lol
>>62078368Finishing what Hitler started.
>>62078368sriracha hummus
>Futures>https://youtu.be/aFdE__2OKc8?si=VyYG_55wRhfyMY8hNext week will be a huge fake and gay pump
holy shit turn on the tv
This was Trump's last major weekend to salvage the situation. It's over.
>>62078386??
>>62078368iranian ninjas assassinate bibi
>>62078368They've made anime girls real and will provide an anime wife for any male that takes up arms against the west.
>>62078386George Droid just hit the fentagon!?
>>62078368extending domino's $10 7 topping pizza deal beyond April 6th?
>>62078368Bringing back dine-in Pizza Huts
>>62078386>holy shit turn on the tvWhich channel, boss?
>>62078255its the only around
>>62078262>I don't get why Iran is sperging out on their neighborsto destabilize the region?
Calls on planet fitness (ticker plnt)
>>62078327sounds like kino
>>62078368they say this everytime before they send another wave at isreal. its a nothing burger
>>62078368they’re gonna leak all the content on only fans
Be real with me lads, are we getting a serious financial crisis this year? Private credit looks like a huge shitshow.
>>62078368OH FUCK IRAN’S GONNA SHORT THE MARKET. THEYRE GOING ALL IN.,THATS WHY THEY ARE TOLLING THE SHIPS. SELL FOR YOUR LIVEESSSSSS AHHHHHH
>>62078434Damn, hows your bench press doing now anon? My current 1RM stands at 120kg and can rep 100 for 5.Got quite better in the last few months.
You think these successful rescue operations will embolden Trump more? He will likely think "Iran can't even get a victory against a bunch of highly vulnerable, low flying, slow moving planes and helicopters within their own territory, what chance would they have against an actual invasion?"
>>62078461It will embolden him to use nuclear weapons and then put boots on the nuclear ground since the US military can handle anything including radiation poisoning.
>>62078426Why even be so stupid to settle in such a inhospitable region? Man this type of monkey sure is STUPID.
>>62078434You are going to attract more dudes than girls with such a physique and ratty pubic looking beard.
>>62078452I have repped 215 lbs for 3x and work at 195 - 205 4-6 rep range. Never tested 1rm and never will, thats for you youngsters.Planet fitness is the premier chain gymnasium within the united states. Their scale is unrivaled in the industry and it allows them to capture nearly the entire budget gymnasium market, and they are still far below saturation, it is difficult to plan a vacation around them ising the black card, a premium subscription which allows access to all their gyms, a win win for the company and customers, driving margins and brand loyalty. But as i said, they still have a lot of room to grow.Here is what i consider my peak a few mo ago, i am a little bigger but i was much leaner, gotta get back 2 cardio
>>62078473gay
>>62078473>I have repped 215 lbs for 3xtypical planet fitness weakling, please stop posting pictures of yourself in /smg/ too
>>62078447yesoil prices will remain high for a long time due to the strait shutdown + destruction of oil infrastructureif we're being optimistic the long term impact could be more people switching to electric vehicles
>>62078477>>62078473Yeah I know, that weight and rep isn't worth bragging about and just proves he is probably a skinny manlet. If he responds saying he isn't a manlet than those stats get worse. The only way to redeem himself is to stop being a clavicular faggot and post his hog if it's a respectable size. His twink body won't impress anyone right now.
Your market making news
>>62078475>>62078477Neither of these posts are topical or peetain to finance. As for my pics, they represent the product of the public company i am discussing in smg.Planet fitness is down nearly 33 pct from highs, probably as a result of growing activity on smg correlating with deccelerating new membership growth, but that will change when we make new highs and bobos admit defeat
>>62078482>Neither of these posts are topical or peetain to finance.neither does your faggot twink body, so stop posting it?
https://x.com/patientinvestor/status/2040107716887077193?s=20
>>62078489What is the current P/E ratio of the S&P 500?
>>62078481Quite a lot of inaccuracies, Iran shot down two planes an A-10C and an F-15E and the US blew up two C-130s as they were both stuck in sand and had to bring in three additional planes to get the troops out
>>62078493~23
>>62078493Doesnt matter, growth rate of earnings is 20 pct so line go up until profits stop growing.>>62078496Still a net win for usa because a hostage is a lot of leverage for iran, machines are replaceable, lives are not.
>>62078502I think Iran shooting down two planes after the President has repeatedly claimed that Iran is defeated and the US has free reign over the skies and that you can just go through the Strait Of Hormuz because the threat for Iran has been neutralised is not a win for the US at all
>>62078502>Getting shot down is a win>After having gone out and told the world that you have air supremacy and that Iran has nothing left at least 10 times.The mental gymnastics are impressive.
Is VanEck Uranium and Nuclear a good hold?
>>62078504threat from Iran*
>>62078504No babe, the rescuers got rescued too and thats something really beautiful to think about everyone helped each other and made it back safe. I hope it is true, if you are old enough you might remember this kind of propaganda early in the iraq war
>>62078417What? 7 toppings for $10!? Large size pizza right?
>>62077917>>62078338>its over for semifagshe doesn't understand...soxl is a monster
What's the deal with this moon landing shit? It's going to be staged I assume but why now?
>CEO of Pulsar Helium on Bloomberg talking about helium shortage black swan for 10 minutes>was also at White House throwing a pitchI've been holding that company for over a year, currently about 2x'd, still early.
>>62078481its unreal how everything the jews claim is a fucking lie
>>62078569They can't stage a moon landing. Have you seen any recent movies?
>>62078538it suffers from high oil pricein theory governments should invest in nuclear sooner rather than later, it depends if you trust politicians to do the right thing
>>62078582
>>62078555alright I've seen enough soxx to da moon
>>62077972Lent, Ramadan etc. is over anon, you can now eat what you want. If you're fasting for medical rasons just drink a glass of water and go for a walk, it will activate your muscles and make your body extract the stored fat and use it. Then you won't feel hungry anymore.
>>62078248>How many things have you worried about that never happened, and honestly never could?This. If you're approaching retirement you don't need to plan to be wealthy at 80 yers old. At that age you won't need the money anymore. Set your budget so that you spend the bulk of your fortune before that,. Live your 60s to the fullest, it's the last healthy years that you have. After that, plan to scale down, move to a smaller place, find an area that is nice for daily long walks and visits to the public library that will keep you healthy.
Microsoft investor, it seems like you're well diversified.
>>62078356You're just early. When the invasion plans for iran started being talked about and trump was telling everybody "the invasion is happening Saturday!" It ended up being the Saturday after next.
>>62078603Microsoft been trying since 1997 to make it easier for women to use its products. Melinda Gates came up with the idea, since then countless effort was wasted to make the products look "helpful" for women while men simply turn the annoying feature off and use it raw.
I thought the war was over bros….
>pilot rescuedAfter all the shit that went down this weekend, if this is the reason that gets Trump to pull out or oil to come down, I'm gonna rope.
>>62078605Clippy had soul though
>>62078607Fake news and fake wars. The real war hasn't even begun.
>>62078592Wow, based Ed Zitron was right, AGAIN.
>>62078592>alright I've seen enough soxx to da mooni already had its moon trip. we want it back on earth refuelling for another 500% ride to uranus
>>62078610I don't think anybody is gonna care about the rescue in two days
I wanted to put 10,000 bucks on SNXX before earnings but now that the market sucks for ram it seems like a bad idea. This sucks.
>>62077930bob woodward is a fat old jew, he should kill himself.>>62077961The world has been in a dperession for 15 years.
>>62078646HAG SEX!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAGSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX!
>>62078541It is beautiful, just look at the lossesF-15 Strike EagleA-10 Thunderbolt IIHC-130J Combat king IIMQ-9 Reaper 2xHermes 900UH-60 Black Hawk 2xMH-6 Little Bird 2xAll to rescue one guy. Imagine the losses if they start an actual operation down there>b-b-but zero deathsI don't think that's physically possible, how do you shoot down 4 helicopters without killing anyone.
>>62078029Rare earths to the moon
>>62078648She's only 28
>>62078647Nah, that was just a vibepression
>>62078646sick price action on SNXX you could have had a few bites of the cake. its on my watchlist
>>62078653>tenma is younger than medamn, I'm old
>>62078659To be fair she was 21 when she debuted as not-Tenma, it's just that everyone got old in the last 6 years.
>>62078657It feels like it's too early to be bullish. Anything can happen between now and 3 weeks from now at earnings. It was a lot easir to fuck around in january earnings and december with MU because nothing was going on. But ram prices might be tanking now because of openai fuckups so their guidance might be shit. Would not go in with a lot.
>>62078649Helicopters are surprisingly good at crashing without killing anyone if your pilot knows how to do autorotation which all Air Force pilots would
>>62078653Damn, too old for me.
>>62078667snxx iv is 183 so there is opportunity short or long but sndk has done a 21x since relisting... 21x at $100b aum... most of the money has already been made
>>62078671yeah, this company is like 10 billy at max trading at 100 billy nocap
>>62078667Yes, buying right now is less being the Wolf of Wall Street and more the Ape of Wall Street
Anyone else tired?
>>62078680I'm tired, boss.And the longest day is still oh so very young.I fear many of us will not see the good night's relief.Repent yee sinners, for he has risen!
>>62078680nah it's just.. nah
>>62078649What are you malding about? Do you have any financial interest in war tech or you just anti American propagandist? Either way it's just sad to sperg out on /biz/ about it.
should I sell my index funds before muskrat dumps his spaceX bags on me?
>>62078694you should have sold them weeks agoindexes are over
So is Marco Rubio deporting the alleged grand-niece of Qasem Soleimani bullish or bearish?
>>62078671luckily my friends at /smg/ didn't recommend this until around september of last year, after it was already up 5x :)
>>62078708>tatsDamn>ribsImagine rubbing your dick on them fuckin anorexic bitch>>62078693american website is full of seething foreigners who constantly cry about americans in english and actively seek us out to complain, even when we pull out all our troops and do literally nothing in urkaine they complain. Sad!
Now that I think of it, if the chinks decide to launch a cheeky attack on taiwan and blockade and the US fleet has to go bail them out, this entire website will be full of browns and 'totally not a chink in australia' posters crying that america is evil for intervening.
>>62078717If the chinks decide to attack Taiwan right now, the world economy is going to be fucked, fucked, fucked.I sort of want to see it happen, but on the other hand I'd like a new PC in the next 20 years.
For fucks sake, we're day 36 of the 60 days special military operation (extensible +30), and shit like this is still happening. Air defense should be an iron shield by now, there's no fucking excuse. This shit is utterly catastrophic, and yet the clown markets will still pump somehow tomorrow because muh memepilot retrieval. Complete fucktardation.
>>62078720thisand all it would take realisitically is giving up driving a gas powered carelectrification is really the only thing that can feasibly destroy and replace the oil economyi came across a stock that was basically either producing and or converting transport trucks into battery powered versionsanyone have a stock fitting that description that isnt tesla?
>>62078720bullish for semiconductors>a new pcMaybe our *ew and *oomer politicians shouldn't have sent all our critical factories to thirdworldistan to save a few bucks and fuck over the youth goys.
>>62078721Short term: max propaganda was deployed over the weekendLong term: escalation is happening and no end in sightThe new oil mean from last weeek is 110$, carried over from the weekend should average around 120$ this week.It's possible that the price rises above that, but probably not until shortages are realized in the consumer market.Interesting latest development: OPEC will decide on higher output. This is insignificant in the short term (less than 3 months), but a good sign that if they do decide on higher production that they expect a long-term price hike.
>>62078694When is the SpaceX IPO happening? I saw anons posting about a filling on April 1st, but, yeah, you know, the date, I don't take any "news" from, that day at face value
>>62078665I mean, at least we got older the same amount
I heard a rumour that Trump had a heart attack and died how can I profit from his death?
this is a real post from just now
>>62078720I'm literally weeks away from completing my savings plan and buying a new PC so expect them to attack in the next 14 days
>>62078750KINDLY FUCKIN' OPEN THE BOB AND VAGENE OR YOU'LL BE LIVING IN HELL BLOODY DEAR
>>62078731I think the opposite with regards to the OPEC thingI think their goal (once hormuz is open) is to drop the price and keep it there in order to staunch the bleeding of market share to renewables
>>62078750>its real
>>62078750So he's extended the deadline again? Was supposed to end Monday night
>>62078726Lmao. No one cares about EVs.US has enough oil to sustain itself. US can literally say fuck everyone else and domestically produce their own cars with V8s with minimal tech and run it on domestically produced oil.
>>62078754The production increase would not be profitable unless the price stays high for a significant amount of time. Yes, ultimately a price decrease is better for investment into fossil energy, but it's not as easy as producing more.The share of oil usage will go down in more countries as time goes on, especially Asia an Europe.
>>62078734June, the day of the some special galactic event or some shit i forget its all a big grift
>>62078750just like my animes
>>62078758The US imports 60% of its crude oil from Canada and over 52% of petroleum products
>>62078750Based, hopefully he uses nukes.
I bought an Israeli company thinking I'd profit before the war, but now I'm sitting on unrealized losses.
Markets are gonna pump tomorrow just on that hollywood-tier rescue because it proves USA can do whatever it wants to Iran, inside Iran, with impunity
>>62078768With Jews you gentiles lose :)Thanks for playing goyim we needed some exit liquidity.
I have to now rely on social media because English media is only giving us small bits and pieces of what's going on in East Asia at the minute. Japan is waking to just how bad the plastics shortage is looking with no alternatives existing for naphtha.>One month into the war in Iran, a growing shortage of crude oil is threatening to morph into something worse: a shortage of nearly everything.The conflict in the Middle East has crimped oil and natural gas flows through the Strait of Hormuz, reducing global supply by about one-fifth. The disruption has not only sent fuel prices soaring, but has squeezed supplies of petrochemicals needed to make everyday items like shoes, clothing and plastic bags.>That strain is now spreading into every corner of the consumer market as prices rise for materials like plastic, rubber and polyester. The impact is so far most evident in Asia, which accounts for more than half of the world’s manufacturing and is heavily reliant on imports for oil and other commodities.>In South Korea, where people have been panic-buying trash bags, the government has encouraged event organizers to minimize use of disposable items. Taiwan has started a hotline for manufacturers that have run out of plastic, while its rice farmers told local media they may hike prices because they can’t get vacuum-sealed bags.>In Japan, the oil crisis has sparked fears that patients with chronic kidney failure won’t be able to get treatment due to a lack of plastic medical tubes used in hemodialysis. Malaysian glove manufacturers say a dearth of a petroleum byproduct needed to make rubber latex is threatening global supplies of medical gloves.https://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/04/business/global-oil-crisis-shortage-everything-intl-hnk-dstWe're so fucked. We don't feel it now but we will very soon.
>>62078750aw man wish he had posted this 2 hours into the open
>>62078768the fate of all war profiteers
>>62078769with impunity? They had two fighter jets shot down and lost helicopters in the rescue
>>62078775>we lived long enough to see the death of cheap plastic shitThis has been a long time coming.
>>62078726i forgot that plastics comes from oil and that in itself is a huge part of the ecomony>>62078758are you perhaps.. pro-israel?
>>62077923racism is not allowed outside of /b/
durka durka maga jihad
>>62078799>they lost a couple planes!Yurotard detectedYou can’t comprehend moving Heaven and Earth to save your people.
>>62077927gamblers
>>62077930Bibi Netanyahu and Myriam Adelson in 2024This isn't some big secret
>>62077932cute
>>62078806American retard that doesn’t know the meaning of the word impunity detected
>>62078750>it's realnot even a jew would trade in this market man
>>62078806 “impunity” was the wrong term to use given the circumstances, you ESL retard
>>62078750Iran came through and delivered a historic surprise that would be talked about for centuries
>>62077956
So yeah bitcoin is doing its canary thing again. Market is going to dump.
>>62078750No part of me thought this was real when I read it. >Fuckin'>Praise be to Allah
>>62078801Good look taking the trash out without plastic bags.The biggest joke is that we do have bioplastic alternatives but they've all been developed around growing materials that won't work in a world of high fertiliser prices. I'm not even sure how you trade on this crisis.
>>62077961Iran is the scapegoatlook at the long term debt cyclethis would happen anyways, it happens every 100 years alongside a major war between the great powers
>>62077972be disciplined you fat fuckeat high quality protein and veggies
>>62078831pls no
>>62078025how?
>>62078028So before it was under jewish control, who controls it now?
>>62078029buy le dip
>>62078035buy some polymarket contracts as they've not priced that in at all
The West is foolish for making a big fuss over just running out of oil, even though they have been talking about ESG until now.
>>62078029if silj goes below 30 buy and hold for life
>>62078750no way this is r->it's real
>>62078063why would the government draft old rotting fucks like you?no one has the time to change your gross diapers grandpa
>>62078066I hope, but no
Is the POTUS showing impotent rage bullish or bearish?
>>62078858really? i remember ukraine did exactly that within the first year of the war, drafting all the old niggers firstly
>all of the sudden smg hates TrumpWhat the fuck happened
>>62078084They are on a noble mission to save America from an evil authoritarian anti-american islamic fundamentalist regime
>>62078863Hes a muslim now
>>62078863they bought the top and dip happened while they were still innow they are in holder's hell
>>62078862slavs are retarded and they're fighting an all out existential war which the US just isn'tthe US military doesn't need easily insured pot belly useless fucks in combat positions
>>62078863inshallah we will have our righteous vengeance against the insidious panicans
>>62078103kek
Lost my gf over SOXL
>>62078121what plan?
Hopefully this red monday isn't wasted.https://youtu.be/0oyqo6rNbTI?si=QvFjIyudZh81BjqE
>>62078868so theyll send their close to non-existent newer generations into the grinder?must be part of the whole great reset plani wonder how many young bloods will fall for it because picking up boxes and putting them down is more humiliating than getting blown up in a ditch and the whole world seeing it
>>62078126incoming
>>62078878>close strait>praise allah>?????>profit
>>62078880newer generations can just be imported from other countries
>>62078876get another one dumbo>>62078885until they find out the american dream no longer exists
>>62078878Open the strait that's not closed and win the war they won last month. In the end, negotiate a peace plan with the diplomats they're blowing up.
>>62078884kek
>>62078892>>62078892>>62078892
>>62078887people from the third world don't careeverywhere is better than where they're from
>>62078895true but will they fight?
>>620788884d chess
You know how there's all sorts of talk about an uptick in vessel traffic through the strait? Well the in-depth reporting shows that 60% of it is Iranian linked vessels and the only ships entering the Persian Gulf were carrying corn and basedbeans and their destination was Iran
>>62078897it doesn't take much to be fpv drone fodder
I hate processed carbs. Ate pancakes an hour ago and am fuckingstarving. Only eat chicken, vegetables and eggs when you're trying to diet boys.Incidentalyl I read a story in the paper today>at 39, he founded a company with 20,000 dollars only using AI now worth 1.8 billion>and access to cheap discounted weight loss drugs>AI didn't do anything except enable him to not learn how to use wordpress or CSS to design a fucking websiteI hate journalists and I hate how I'll randomly get questions from boomers like "why don't YOU do that". Nogga I can't do that because I'm not a former healthcare company manager with sweet deals on a massively in-demand drug. I would totally do that, if I had the insider j*w deals.And the AI plug pissed me off because it wasn't even useful except for idiots who can't do basic webdev.
>>62078836sounds like a business opportunity if I didn't live in a country where everythign is fake and gay.>Good look taking the trash out without plastic bags.Or rather, just pour the trash directly from your trash can into your garbage can? It can be the garbageman's problem.
>>62078836>but they've all been developed around growing materials that won't work in a world of high fertiliser prices. I'm not even sure how you trade on this crisis.Every single 'problem' came from liberal retards not allowing the development of similar industries in America using our own natural gas and oil reserves because it's racist to the environment or something. None of this ever had to happen, we didn't need to have a declining economy for wage workers either, we always had the resources to exploit but retards wanted to make a quick buck outsourcing everything.Helium literally had a massive reserve in the 1990s.
>>62078900Damn I guess we need to reclose the strait then since sandniers can't just listen.
It's not related to investing, but I tried mixing Coca-Cola and Pepsi, and it just tastes like cola.
>>62078863Praise be to Allah
>>62078750No way
>>62078554yes, it's an excellent deal that unfortunately ends tomorrow unless Iran intervenes. I recommend bbq sauce, 2x jalapeño, pineapple chicken, bacon, and some other stuff to go with that.
so now that the war is officially over what is next on the agenda?
>>62079434Making some gains by investing.
>>62079434Defeating the Quantum Menace once and for all. The Final Battlefield.
>>62079434ukraine los... err peace in ukraine.
>>62078635Seggs
>>62077972
>>62079711that's a man
