Praise be to Allah edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62077917
soxl sub $10 soon
I’m naked from the waist down
>>62078892I hid eggs with t bonds for my nieces
i want to be soothemaxxed by babe
I for one am looking forward to the golden age of chinese european cooperation once the yankee empire inevitably self destructs. inb4 social credit inb4 communism inb4 no freedom
>>62078916personally im gonna buy a comfy cheap electric car
Actually now that I think harder why is naphtha and lack of new plastics a bad thing when we have a fucking plastic island in the pacific we can mine for recyclables? Am I missing something? Why are we throwing all this shit away if it's the secret sauce AND we can reuse it? Is society just fucking stupid?
>>62078920You clearly know nothing about recycling.
>>62078920Recycling costs more than producing it new, it's usually the case for most things
predict futa colorwill monday gap on open?
>>62078927The market's so fake and retarded that it's going to be green
ATTENTION PANICANSI HAVE RECEIVED THE SCRIPT FOR MONDAY>GAP DOWN BIGLY SPY 640>RETARD IN CHIEF TWEETS THAT DUE TO FEAR OF HIS THREATS TALKS ARE COMMENCING IN ISLAMABAD>RETARD PUMP TO FILL THE GAP AND SPY CLOSES 666THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER!
>>62078926>>62078923but if the cost is going up because there is no source of naphtha to make new, then obviously recycling would be the cheaper option? So what am I missing, oh great overnight experts on plastics?
>>62078916if china needs plastics to make their cheap shit for export and have no sources of it then china's economy immediately implodes and they all starve.
>>62078927>>62078935I got big oil money so I hope so, bullish for me.>>62078931Probably this
>>62078941Because companies aren't going to spend billions to create an expansive recycling system for the plastics in the ocean which would take longer to create than the war and supply shock will last
> futures
>get off work>open the fukken strait>praise be to allahtop kek
>open the fuckin' strait
>>62078952ignore the fucking islandIs it a problem or not that plastic prices will be 'temporarily' higher?
>TRUMP TELLS "FOX NEWS" THAT HE BELIEVES HE WILL BE ABLE TO REACH AN AGREEMENT WITH IRAN BY TOMORROW
>>62078954>Working on the holiest day of the yearRepent sinner. Financially speaking.
>>62078958The expectation is that this will be a temporary situation so companies aren't going to spend money to ship more plastic to Asia where they just end up dumping large amounts in the ocean and rivers anyway
>>62078959lmao
>>62078892> Praise be to Allah
>>62078959Already positioning to TACO
May Allah the Almighty (swit) smite all slurpers, inshallah
Impeachment now
>>62078964I'm about to get heemed by short-term capital gains tax
>>62078959no way
>>62078976Anon I fucked up and reset the counter on the soxl I bought last April, this week. Oh well.
>>62078981How many "deals" are we on at this point? Hes just saying this shit so algos retard pump the market
>>62078981Gonna do the same shit for the 4th time and it will work again
taco for Hormussy
>>62078911>Helium literally had a massive reserve in the 1990s.That was that communist Newt Gingrich penny pinching in the 90s "hurr-durr what is this massive strategic reserve in Texas everyone is paying for. It's just air lmao".
>>62078992This crisis is like pulling up an old rug and seeing an army of bugs crawling out
>>62078959High speed shitposting.
>>62078992I know. I hate boomers. They saw the shit my great-grandparents built and thought "this is a cool thing for me to sell, thanks grandad" and totally fucked the future.
>>62078927+0% MondayTuesday depends on the new deadline's TACO.
>>62078999Also hypothetically we could solve all the problems of millennials and zoomers not being able to make money in good careers by simply rebuilding all the factories and mines that boomers closed to save a few bucks plus when we get power maybe telling those generational *iggers that one pension is enough and taking away anything they have beyond that. You know, so we can SAVE A FEW BUCKS HAHAHA
>>62079010Idk how America is going to solve the entitlement issue, the amount of money required is astronomicalGoing to have to means test the big programs I suppose. Huge boomgroid rugpull last minute on their comfy retirement plans.
>>62078935he needs a Jude star on his chest
>>62079021>Idk how America is going to solve the entitlement issue, the amount of money required is astronomicalYou do it by not letting them bullshit you about having 5 pensions like they normally do. One is enough, they're 70 years old what are they gonna do fight you? Hahaha. Then you have actual industries like helium storage, semiconductor production, dead *igger storage and other such.
>>62078992>In 1961, Gingrich graduated from Baker High School in Columbus, Georgia, where he met, and later married, his math teacher.The culture tells you to sit down, shut up, and be normal.>Gingrich received a Bachelor of Arts degree in history from Emory University in Atlanta in 1965. He went on to graduate study at Tulane University, earning an M.A. (1968) and a PhD in European history (1971).>He spent six months in Brussels in 1969–1970 working on his dissertation, Belgian Education Policy in the Congo 1945–1960.Literally the system as created is designed to destroy young people. Helium? Yeah, put this fine Republican scholar in charge of that, too
>>62078916gib Xiaomi SU7 President Xi
>>62079010Why has nobody ever thought of that before?!
I am feeling really thankful that I sold my positions last week, and that means that the market is going to pump really hard on Monday because nothing is more bullish than the US President yelling “Praise Allah” after threatening to kill civilians
>>62079043damn look at all those europoors with their collapsing economies due to insolvent welfare states to prop up old people and lack of resources, especially germany having no power after shutting coal and nuclear down. Sure am glad we're moving in the correct direction and not listening to european faggots crying.
>>62079044the only regretable part of this is that he gave these infidels a warning
>>62078892Is the nuke guy going completely insane bullish or bearish for US stocks?
>>62079047>American think being like India is the right direction.lol, lmao even
>>62079054Holy based
>>62079056America with a developed industrial complex is the right direction, you imbecile, but enjoy your boomers since your age structure is more topheavy than ours and your entitlements are even more insolvent.
>>62079056Atleast those indians look like they are respectful unlike the street shitting kind invading Europe.
>>62079010>eat the richsure. the only problem is: the rich make the rules. do you think there will be a time when they will finally make the long awaited rule to rob themselves?
Did he really say 'praise be to Allah' on Easter? Am I still dreaming?
>Trump says deal with Iran possible by Monday - report>In an interview with Fox News, the US president, Donald Trump, said he believes he can reach a deal with Iran by Monday.TACO TACO TACO
>>62079084He says this literally every single sunday
>>62079067Bro we both know you are a retard, struggled in highschool, never got into post secondary. You are poor, uneducated, abd maidenless. You cope by blaming boomers while believing everything Trump tells you.I dont care about your pitiful life but your economic theories have a shit track record. You can blatantly see free trade countries have a much higher HDI than the protectionists. Argentina is your dream, along with Australia it was the wealthiest country per person in the 1900s. They pursued "Argentina first" policies to be as poor as they are today. Most of South America did in the 80s, it was a disaster.Whatever you need to screech though, I know despite having no tangible wins you are actually always right snd can never be wrong. Must be what women like the most about you, lol.
>>62079092please dow don’t crash on me you’re so sexy
>>62079071>"the rich">boomers on 5 pensionsThis is the SECOND time now I've had this conversation on this dumb website. A fat old man living off MY tax dollars that he borrowed in the 1980s through the magic of financing and debt printing is not 'rich'. He's a fat old cunt who can be downed with a swift kick to the ribs. The billionaires might even be happy that we skullfuck the pension system to nothing.And most importantly, assuming you aren't too retarded to understand this, we can't afford all these boomer pensions/ There will be nothing for us in 50 years. There is no reason to destroy ourselves becuase "but the boomers, what about the boomers". They had the last 50 years and they failed to make anything except borrow lightening from the gods. Fuck them.
>>62079084He meant the first Monday of December 27'
>>62079084
>>62079071there are historical precedents desu, several nobles voted against themselves during the french revolution
>>62079084There is not gonna be a TACO tomorrowthat is why he praises Allah. He doesn't want to do this but he knows he will have to and he is already thinking about how is this gonna look afterwards.
happy fucking easter i guess. praise allah, thank you for your attention to this matter
> He really did say FUCK and praised Allah on easter Sunday morning right before church startsBased and dedicated artful shitposter
>>62079056Poo in the loo
>>62079078Muslims at least don’t call the Virgin Mary a whore. I’m ok with it
>>62079127he really trolled the libs
>>62078976I paid six figures tax on Good Friday and it felt fitting as someone dealing in the real world
>>62079056Wance family reunion
boots on the ground are imminent. enormous things are occurring. and im here for it.
>>62078953lmao what a silly pigeon
>>62079021>Huge boomgroid rugpull last minute on their comfy retirement plans.they're working on it
>>62079141>BMW>Euro>driving like a complete faggotChecks out
Can we load up the Q1 2024 savepoint? I miss demented Joe.
>>62079161no savescumming in the casino
>BREAKING: IRAN IS NEGOTIATING NOW>BREAKING: IRAN IS NEGOTIATING NOW>BREAKING: IRAN IS NEGOTIATING NOW
I feel bullish. Maybe its just the good weather but I feel like everything is going to be okey. Do with that information what you will, its pretty much financial advice.
it is confirmed hes gonna taco at this point
>>62079176that was me I was bored
>>62079176I'm kidding cia
>>62079141Kek the cucked europeans act like the perfect goys and wait as if it was a holy act and based arabs and muslims just drive by in the free lane.Thats why europeans are losing.Based lad.
Monday is going to be so fucking green. bers are going to be RAPED again!
>TACO!TACO!TACO!TACO!TACO!TACO!
>>62079179the hips are so obviously photoshop it makes the whole picture look retarded af
>>62079186>Thats why europeans are losing.我们根本不想你
>>62078935>where is Donald with my BEADS delivery!?>where are my BEADS!>I don’t care if the real economy is totally destroyed as long as my BEADS supply increases by 2%!Mumus deserves to be driven by the biting lash of reality into the wasteland for their cucked faggotry and reliance on PPT gibs.May the trail of tears to the SPY $350 mesa be long.
what happen
i just realized there will be no trading on monday either, oof.
>>62079176>>62079180Based
>>62079021the solution they tried to implement was covidother solutions were ageism (anti-boomer rhetoric) and deeply cutting social spending
short MCDhttps://youtube.com/shorts/6dGDQuG2Eqs?si=h3tZtY5S1EFqWGXC
Why are bulls celebrating. There seems to be an even mix of good news and bad news. Maybe he will reach a deal tomorrow but I don't believe him.
>>62079218someone set us up the bomb
I know its shitcoin but still... something big is about to happen.
>>62079219Idk where you are but American exchanges will be open
>>62079219ai is strange sometimes
>>62079230line could go up (this is good)
Financial opportunity: sell the phone numbers of every person who still believes anything Trump says to Serbian scammers.
>>62079230thrusday proved that oil going sideways is just as good as oil going downthat 2 out of 3 scenarios that work for the bull case on monday
>>62079230We have been mercilessly raping bobo assholes forever and we are getting horny after this long weekend
>>62079230oil above 110 is bullish
lmao this jsut happeneddoesnt really mean much right now but i thought id post it anyway
i bought some ExxonMobil at $172. how can i cope /smg/? looks like i bought the ultimate top
>>62079231
>>62079084We're mooning Monday, its over for panicans.
>>62079258rape rape rape
>>62079261>how can i cope /smg/?since it is going to zero anyway it actually doesn't matter when you bought
Trump is about to rinse my financials isn't he?
>>62079279this is so obvious AI spam
Why did the janny-fanny delete OP image if it was just a tweet from Trump?
I'm thankful he does this retarded shit on market close because at least then by market open people will be desensitized again.
>trump: deal on monday TACO is in!!!!!!
>>62079258jokes over
EASY slvrps today. BVLL FVCKING SVRGE!
>>62079281someone decided to start enforcing no /pol/ / off-topic but not really to much effect
>>62079291right on schedule to save the scrum masters
>FUTURESWE EATIN' BROS
>>62079310>the nigga just going "wtf"
Are we not allowed to post Trump tweets? They keep getting deleted.Kinda IMPORTANT FOR STOCKS when we are at WAR.HELLO?
>>62079320That question was already asked ITT do you feel embarassed now at all?
>>62079320It would be better if Trump wasn't allowed to post Trump tweets. Can jannies inforce that?
Hormussy status?
>>62079329what you should inforce is a good look in the mirror hahaha
>>62079294SPY is gonna have a sweet pump TTP
We got the wizzo back!usa usainshallah!praise be to the lordoil prices dump... 0.00001% on the newsAmerica numbah wan
>>62079348>inshallah!Inshallah.
Trump can't even do market manipulation right any more. What a fucking embarrassment. Did the think it was Monday already?
>>62079331Open tomorrow, negotiations are going well according to U.S. Gov
>>62079352>>inshallah!>Inshallah.praise be to allah brothaWe will win this war against the shia hereticsUS SA 4evaA new golden age in the arab world, economic revivalI'd be buying the UAE etf right now. shame most of saudi isn't public
Happy easter babes
>>62079320bearish for Trump Media & Technology Group (DJT)
When will the nannies rangeban the "babes" tranny? Its not a funny gimmick, you are probably an 60 IQ nigger that doesn't understand humour and thinks spamming one word is the peak of being an avatarfag, fucking subhuman tranny.
>>62079409So true. Where do you think the markets going on Monday, boss?
>>62079409babe, I know we had a rough falling out but I still love you
>>62079417babe, it's going to zero, boss
>>62079409You must be losing a lot of money to be this ass blasted over nothing
>>62079428Almost everyone here is a terrible investor, with deep emotional problems, sad i can only save one of them
>>62079409Open up those gates to your heart, babe.
>>62079291>>62079356>GIVE ME A DEAL BY MONDAY! GIVE ME A DEAL BY MONDAY! GIVE ME A DEAL BY MONDAY!hell of a poker play, this guy
>>62079436more like open the fuckin' strait to your heart, or you'll be living in hell, babe
>>62079409lol nannytranny had a full blown melty last night and banned 85% of posters. As you can see, weekend smg is now a ghost town.
>>62079433I'm not. I'm bestest.
What will he post Monday at 9:00am to fuck with algos?
>>62079442you couldn't handle the gush
>>62079409Baggler? He was temp banned yesterday, he'll be back in a few days.
alright memes over nowlooks like we are getting quite close to the bottom hereif the full drop is 20%, then 10% is halfway there. and it might be closer to 15% than 20% for the totaland also:USA USA USAWe got him hahahah
>>62079446I said almost
>>62079448He should just post this webm
Babes I love you so much
>Trump: "Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!"I think I'll order pizza. No, TACO, the biggest ever, believe me.
>>62079462I love you & miss you babe.
>>62079464poggers
>>62079473And you don't want to miss a thing?
>>62079242>tfw I miss the generational dip because my AI agent thinks it has the day off
iran position is unchangedhttps://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2040823145251090462
I do love you babe, with all my heart.
>ultimatum postponedbased
My europoor broker won't let me trade tomorrow. I'm not even mad because I have no fucking clue how to trade any of this.
>>62079195she just has a big butt
>>62078926This hasn't been true in the last 10 years atleast.
>>62079501
>>62079516deliver her to me I will clear this up
>>62079528lol
This fat fuck is losing it
>>62079515>how to trade any of this1.be in the circle of "those that know"2. buy crazy options you don't even understand3. make an inspiring speech about how the stock market is for everyone while you wait for the news
>>62079195not everyone is flat like taylor sis
>>62079540This can't be real
>>62079548Yet it is.
>>62079550no way post it again I still don't believe it after 3 times
>>62079548I know right. How does it feel to know that it's not fake?
>>62079516I have 0 desire to get a whiff of her butt. Keep this in mind when futures open.
I want to buy SOXL calls, maybe $10k worth? Or just keep building TQQQ until I reach $1m?
>>62079556>Tuesday, 8:00 PM Eastern Time in 2 more weeks!
>>62079552ok beaner one spicy soft tacoand one black bean chalupa supremeandalé
>>62079562Now that you said it, he didn't mention the week, month or year!
>>62079540>Praise be to allahhe fuckin said it hahahawhat a troll
>>62079566You are becoming fluent in lying orange migger language
>>62079559FUCK i just bought BOIL calls
So, can we address the elephant in the room? What are the non tech stocks worth buying? I'm waiting.
>>62079571they airbrush those out
>>62079574TKR APH ATI but not yet though (i said this 9 months ago)
>>62079574>So, can we address the elephant in the room? What are the non tech stocks worth buying? I'm waiting.good questionI think small cap value will make a comeback finally after large cap growth has been dominatingso AVUV and AVDV are interesting to meespecially if the "sell america" trade continues, then intl small cap value will be big.
TRICKED
>>62079568Thats how mike tyson ended one of his famous rants and i think he was channeling that. I would link it but i am on my phone. Cheer up babe, sending my love
>>62079552TACO bell is lowering their prices and bringing back deals so trump unironically made TACO great again.
>>62079224>ageismBoomers aren't implementing this, this results from people hating boomer cunts.
>>62079556he’s really leaning into the taco tuesday bit
>>62079099You still don't get "eat the rich" it doesn't mean get rid of pensions, they wish to GET pensions. If there was a scheme to take the pension system and turn it into UBI or welfare, these fags would be all over it. >>62079110 had it right, nobles who supported the Revolutionary army and voted for Louis XVI's death ended up becoming high ranking aristocrats in Napoleon's reign.
>>62079556He's setting up a TACO clearly. "I did it all with my words, I'm the greatest dealmaker".He will then sell whatever Iran does or doesn't do, as a sucess and compliance with his demands."They spared the pilot and let us get him out, they weren't even shooting at us at all. We had asked the Iranians we were negotiating with to do this and they kept their word."
WTFWT
>>62079540Oh nooooooo!>DEADLINE EXTENSIONWho would've guessed!?!Oh nooooo!>HORMUSSY PASSTHROUGH SLOWLY INCREASINGWho would've guessed!?!Oh nooooo!>NEWS OF NEGOTIATIONS BETWEEN COUNTRIES THAT COULD LEAD TO A MORE ORDERLY HORMUSSY PASSAGE AND MORE THROUGHPUTWho would've guessed!?![on either Monday or tuesday]Oh nooooooo!>NEGOTIATIONS WITH NEW, BIGLY REASONABLE IRAN REGIME GOING FORWARD IN TREMENDOUS FASHION>DEADLINE EXTENSION EXTENDED FOR ANOTHER FORTNIGHTWho would've guessed!?![on Thursday]Oh noooooo!>HORMUSSY THROUGHPUT NOW AT 35% OF BEFORE-WAR-LEVELSWho would've guessed!?![on Friday]Oh noooooo!>WALL STREET SEES BIGGEST WEEKLY GAINS SINCE COVID RECOVERYWho would've guessed!?![some time during the coming 10 trading days]Oh nooooooo!>SPX BLASTS THROUGH 7000ptsWho would've guessed!?![in mere moments]Oh noooooooo!>YOU SPERGING OUT SMUGLY TO MY POST BUT LATER CRYING YOURSELF TO SLEEP BECAUSE THE MARKET TORE YOU A NEW ONE ON MONDAYWho would've guessed!?!
>>62079601your parents are boomers why havent you killed them yet
>>62079622Psychos use politics to normalize their selfish desires and cloak them as collective benefits
>>62079622I think you're literally not understanding they're fucking 75 and will die in the next 10 years. There's no 'future' for them to 'become aristocrats in'. In fact I'm confused why you're not understanding this is an issue of old people sucking up resources that aren't theirs to use, by leveraging debt from the future, not 'rich people'. It's like you're retarded or something.
BREAKING: A SECOND FALLING SHRAPNEL HAS STRUCK THE TOWERS
>>62079630Because we (probably not you, old fuck) are going to implement it on a mass industrial scale like in your pic.
>>62079626it really do be like this
>>62079455
>>62079638intercepted debry damged a third tower please god
>>62079639ah i seeget someone else to do itlast thing you want is a guilty conscience but even then youd need a soul to have a conscience in the first place
>>62079626i think this is unlikely
>>62079624lmao are you the anon who was analyzing his body language the first week of the war
>>62079658halfway there already.don't be a spergian.
>>62079651I maded this bear glad you like him :3Shame we're entering the most retarded bull market ever and you won't get to use him muchly
Fantasy: Trump can leave this warReality: If the US leaves this war Iran will have dominion of the gulf and the petrodollar will be history. Trump will not be able to make any real change after midterms. Israel will slowly be dismantled. US bases in the gulf will be abandoned and the US will lose any leverage with other nations for the gulf oil resources.This is only a very small part of the reasons why this war will carry onto next year.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Just trying to pick out a suitably fancy made it garden trowel so I can get the riz up on the neighbours and people know I'm rich.
>>62079662>funds and corpos dumping trillions into low interest demand deposit cash>in inflationary environment>bullish
4 HOURS BREAK IT ALL BREAKS LOOSE AHHHHH
>>62079409babe, please eat something you’re not you when you don’t eat
>>62079677this is not ai btw. its real, it happened in africa last week.
>>62079677Very Indian, saar
>>62079671>Reality: If the US leaves this war Iran will have dominion of the gulf and the petrodollar will be history.the petrodollar exists because saudi wants protection, and america wants oil and to sell treasuriesif iran "wins" in the persian gulf, it will only strengthen the petro dollarWhy do you think saudi has been bombing the fuck out of the houthis, and caused 500,000 casualties in the yemen civil war over the last decade? this shit doesn't exist in a vacuum. The petrodollar isn't going anywhere, and iran won't be able to charge tolls for passage through hormuz even if america retreats from the war after finishing the devastating strategic bombing campaign and assassination campaign.in other news, trump has announced negotiations have been going well. he has agreed to convert to islam, and iran will be renamed to Trumpistan. Overall I think it's a good trade.PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!
>>62079677@grok is this realAre you prepared for the face ripping rally? Bears are about to get wrecked in anus
oy vey! this board is officially worse than reddit, pic related.
>>62079729dude you cant be like that. its 2026 its time to move on. being r*cist isnt kewl anymore, unc.
>Iran flies drones into desalination plants>no one cares>DRUMPF threatens to hit desalination plants>THAT'S A WAR CRIME
>The president said he would act on the threat if the country’s leaders don’t agree to reopen the Strait of Hormuz by Tuesday evening, ratcheting up pressure on Tehran.I have a bunch of buy orders for Monday morning. But maybe I should cancel them and wait for later in the week... It's obvious we're in a quagmire now. Wonder if investors realize it yet.
>>62079744(((iran)))
>>62079751The very latest that there will be a serious downturn is Q3 2026, because material shortages present in Q2 might not be on the books yet.We'll have to see how forward thinking the market is.
>>62079744iran's been consistently doing tit for tatit's in their best interest to be as restrained as possible and orange negro's advisors know this which is why he acts like one and tries to goad them
>>62079744>Iran flies drones into desalination plantsOnly in retaliation of israel doing it...
>>62079729Those trannies gave me one for something even more benign than that.
>>62079744When you have to compare yourselves to Iran its a massive L
The Taco trade has become overcrowded. Is now the time to be contrarian and say he won't taco this time? Its basically open the strait or get bombed there's no way a deal is made by then, but he could still stall like always.
>>62079760So you're saying I should just sit on cash?
>>62078892At this point I don’t even care anymore, just pick one or the other already. Just don’t drop this “I’m going to blow them, actually I’m giving them another week” What if this going on for the rest of his presidency?
>>62079781I hope he blows them all up bossPraying for Israel this Easter
Does anyone have more pics of the whore niece trump deported? One got dropped in the last thread and she was pretty hot.
>>62079781>a peace deal is very close>or I’ll nuke them in 2 business days
>>62079310The average bobo smigger watching stocks moon on monday in spite of every reason on earth not to
>>62079781We’ve been blowing them up for weeks bro
>>62079781He can't keep the TACO going forever, as much as he would want to. The longer the strait is closed, and Iran is still a functional state, the more states will make deals for strait access and strengthen the Iranian regime and weaken American influence. Israel and the Gulf states are also likely to become impatient, namely Saudi Arabia and UAE.
>>62079794That's why Trump is still sharting himself in the gulf, because if he leaves everyone will make a deal and just get their oil.That's the last thing he wants, well the last thing Israel wants.
You idiots loaded up on PRGO yet?
>>62079784Im intrigued
>>62079637>>62079622You both made goid points. Interesting conversation.
>>62079779>the "sun rising from the east" trade has become overcrowded. Is now the time to be contrarian and say the rapture is in 2 more weeks?
>>62079798>dividend 10.69%what in the fuck is this garbage?
>>62079784I only have this of her just before being deported.
>>62079796Exactly. And most people don't seem to understand how difficult it is at this point to make every involved party happy at this point. Someone must be the loser and nobody is weak enough to be willing to take that role yet.
>>62079809Why would we deport someone like her? I could get her a greencard
>>62079574Rddt unironically. Software-ish name that got thrown out with the claudecodepocalypse bathwater but actually is an insanely profitable social network with a deep moat and sticky users. Think of it like a mini META that sticks to its lane and doesn't randomly gank itself trying to reinvent its core value prop for no reason (metaverse shit)
>tfw used to ape into stocks like a retard>liquidated multiple times because I kept swing tradingLearned my lesson hard, bros. Gonna DCA into ETFs like VOO and VXF and VXUS.
>Israeli pundit talking about Iran blackmailing the world over the strait
>>62079809not her, nigger.
>>62079816only israel is allowed to black male the world
>>62079811Ficc focus is a bond podcast. Most boring shit in the world but boring tends to be where reality is. Guy gave 50% odds of boots on the ground, 20% Iran leadership doesn't want to die and kneels, and 30% of this stalemate.Part I thought was intresting is Iran has only hit 12 ships which is a fraction of a fraction of what goes through there but thats enough to shut everything down and scare the US navy from going.Its just so asymmetrical as these drones are so cheap that even though 99.9% are worthless all it takes is the 0.1% threat on a billion dollar warship to scare them off and close down the straight. Not just being cheap you can build them in a 12x12 room so you cant even bomb production.
>>62079814also insane AI monetization potential but the niggers running it probably know how fragile their user base is to activist bullshitand also probably >10% bot posting or something to that extent
>>62079815Welcome home ETF buy&hold bro. It's a comfy place to be, not caring about the daily movements of the markets and reaping gains in the long run.
>>62079677bullish for gayhorse
>>62079824
>>62079815>>tfw used to ape into stocks like a retard>>liquidated multiple times because I kept swing trading>Learned my lesson hard, bros. Gonna DCA into ETFs like VOO and VXF and VXUS.indexing is good. my current strat is this. notice I am avoiding emerging markets, which is a choice you may or may not like.stuff like VOO/VTI. in this case SCHBand the intl version, which is SCHFand also value, which is AVUV, AVLV for american, and AVDV and AVIV for intland then growth because even if it underperforms over the next 5 years, if it drops more and only recovers to normal then goes on after that, it will still outperform based on that recovery.and if growth continues beating value, then buying the dip on growth will be the omega winning moveso SCHGit's actually better than QQQ, since nasdaq underweights the top companies now, so QQQ underperformed SCHG which is a more realistic index, and now SCHG is dropping more than QQQ because they didn't tinker with shit. so it will recover more.
>>62079806we're entering a global recession due to demolishing iranian oil industry. Generic OTC market-softening is going to end much more swiftly than anticipated. This shit is going to quadruple by Q3 2027, and dividend will be maintained all the while. New fed chair won't be hiking rates. Easy money.
>>62079824We dining big on divvies while no holders scrabble for their nutrient crumbs. Man I hate scrabblers.
>>6207982310%...>>62079817No I was there, its her.>>62079815>>62079824Almost there, just 2x it to perfection in SSO and you will have arived. 2 chick's sucking your dick is better than one, 3 chick's is a dramatic crowd.
Is CENTCOM adopting IDF doctrine bullish?> Spokesperson of the Khatam al-Anbiya Central Headquarters: US aircraft were shot down by Iranian air defense fire, and the Americans bombed their own soldiers.>The disgrace of the trapped president and the defeated US army cannot be remedied by rhetoric, war media, or psychological operations.
>>62079815biz will try to fud you with doom and gloom to get you to change your strategy>le Iran ww3>the dollar will cease to exist>short valuable stocks >america is deadmeanwhile in the real world the opposite of biz. anytime there's a downturn they use this as leverage to promote the sky is falling fud.
>Marines still haven't landedBoo womp.
>>62079761>>62079771Iran being the most sane belligerent feels like I've switched timelines at some point
>>62079811>Someone must be the loserBut the beauty of war is all belligerents can be losers, with no winner. Happens quite often, actually.
>>62079857>War: first, one hopes to win;>then one expects the enemy to lose;>then, one is satisfied that he too is suffering;>in the end, one is surprised that everyone has lost.>t. Karl Kraus
>eggy eggy eggy!>OI OI OI.
>>62079847>>62079651Oh buddy, you got no idea just how harshly the real world is about to deal with you.
>>62079877Your views are self defeating. If it gets that bad none of this matters. Nobody will have money. In the real world we have over 100 years of knowledge including the great depression. All a nothingburger if you just invest and forget about it. You need people to believe the sky is falling. I need nothing.
>>62079021easy. boomers die comfy. rugpull everyone else.
>>62079882You're right, the world won't collapse. But that doesn't mean that the bullish trend will be maintained. In fact, there has been a reversal in the past month. And there is no guarantee that it improves within months, or even a year.
>>62079815enjoy getting raped again
>>62079891I don't care. Line go up long term. You lose money long term trading on trends. Time in market > timing market.
>>62079882>If they don’t jump in and save me from me own retardation, if Donny doesn’t come clean my dipey, then LITERALLY EVERYONE DIESThe same wellfare queen argument as always, we should destroy the country to give you gibs. Sorry commiefaggot, the benefits center is closed.People will survive, you will just be poor, as you deserve.
>>62079897schizo
>>62079895>Time in market > timing market.
>>62079895That's one way to do it. But YTD I'm sitting at +26.88%, while NASDAQ sits at -5.84%. So I'm not going to cuck myself out of better gains.
>>62079900>OH, IM A FILTHY MUMUTRANNY AND I NEED QE, HAIL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN PPT!
>>62079895>if I hold for 30 years to break even, line go up
>>62079916We're way overdue for something like this. There's too many people that have blind faith in endless investments into index funds, regardless of the underlying. Imagine how people felt about stocks before the 60s.
>>62079932Buffet Indicator is at 230%You'd be a fool to still be buying right now
>>62079932ok why dont you short the market then?
>>62079934bullish for fatties
>>62079940kek
>>62079916>if I hold for 30 yearsIn 4chan terms holding is more like hours to days.
>>62079651>>62079911I guess I won't have to take this post seriously and look up (probably random) charts on some shitty government website that would never post anything that could cause a crisis anyway
>>62079936Why do you assume I'm not?
>>62079916and thats just official CPI, plot that against gold we are BELOW spx/gold from 1929 today despite gold no longer being an official currency and all the gains in tehnology towards its extraction and the relatively few productive uses for it. Or try this against previous ways of calculating CPI>>62079936dont have to, just invest in litetally anything not denominated in dollars like international value.
I hate orange.
>>62079949>international will save me
>>62079948>I'm shorting stocks because it's the 60s all over again>10 years early
>>62079540He's a better shit poster than anybody here. I now understand why he makes everyone here seethe
>>62079907How do I make gains in this market?
>>62079916Some stocks can outperform the index, the index is just the median.
>>62079955that guy looks like he had alot of milkshakes
dubs and the market redeems tomorrow
>>62079954how about banana
>>62079960You need to think of something which has steady demand, is liquid, will rise in line with coming hyperinflation, but that no one else will think to pile into as a protection against inflation which they will subsequently need to intervene in and manipulate.If I knew what this was, I certainly would t tell you.
>>62079903yeah it's a fact gayjak>>62079907even a broken clock is right twice a day you lose long term>>62079916delusional
>>62079932>Imagine how people felt about stocks before the 60spretty great I'd imagine my grandpa made a killing
>>62079964SAAR DO NOT REDEEM!
>>62079968>I certainly would t tell you.What if I gave you this cute pepe?
>>62079964Not today
>>62079960You look for opportunity. There's no rule to make money except don't buy something that will likely decrease in value.
>>62079961>Just because most people lose when playing Roulette and the EV of playing Roulette is negative does not mean that I (the protagonist) will lose while playing or that playing Roulette is a dumb idea.
>>62079987>>62079987>>62079987
>>62079984>There's no rule to make money except don't buy something that will likely decrease in valueWoh. Woh.Slow down.
>>62079932lol check the time scale on that chartyou'll wait another decade before nothing happens again and you're STILL banking on past performance predicting power, you're just too in love with contrarianism like every dumb smigger
>>62079985you are retardedevery choice at the roulette wheel is provably -EVif your investment strategy is 'line goes up', then it's no strategy at all you're just hoping for eternal growth
>>62079992So stocks go up forever but I'm the one saying past performance is predictive? Okay.
>>62080001no dumdum the point is both rely on past datayou're just looking at downside which is retarded you could easily flip the chart and go off about the same retarded shit
>>62079991Yeah well, there are still geniuses that bought MSFT top at 500 for no reason.
>>62080008Yes I am just looking at a chart to predict a downturn. You got it bud.
So what's the scoop for futes open? Do they open same time as always today? This weekend was kind of a nothingburger so far, right?
>>62080012besides the chart things are obviously structurally differentyou are not michael burry even michael burry was only michael burry once out of a goriliion times...contrarianism is stupid, betting against the market loses money more often than not for obvious reasons
>>62079677i was waiting for the part where it jumps back in
