America first edition!>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smg thread>>62083999
Rape pajeets
>he didn't go all in on oil the second US/Israel started striking Iranretards lol
Who else is beginning to actually buy the collapse fears and thinking about hoarding shit soon
>>62084659You're late to the party bro
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT WWIII BEGINS
> futures
>>62084662Costco still seems like their shelves are stocked
I got a prosciutto sandwich to go today and the faggot wagie didn't actually put prosciutto so it was just cheese. I sent the place a picture but they haven't replied yet.
>fund money moving in my bank accounts at 3.35am UK time, 8am India timeConcerning.
>>62084657I'm 150% oil. Considering it's Israel (psychopathic baby murderers) vs Iran (martyr lovers) I sleep soundly at night having my whole portfolio be oil.
>>62084665is he okay
>>62084665Real
>>62084679Yes, he got up and climbed back into the truck after the clip ends and dances for the camera
>>62084662>>62084659He’s not too late and he doesn’t need to panic hoard either.5lb bag of store brand rice is 3-4$, this will feed you for a week under tough times. No one ever buys the stuff and it’s usually hidden away on the bottom shelf.You can buy yourself an insurance policy without freaking ppl out and without doing some heavens gate shit where you max out you credit cards only to wake up and find the world totally fine and yourself broke.Eventually over a few weeks you can stack your body weight in rice for 150-200$ if you feel that is necessary.
>GOOG
>>62084683Need fat oil to cook it in
>>62084671ah well i guess thats why hes stuck dealing in the real world
>AXIOS ON A US OFFICIAL: TRUMP MAY DELAY THE OPERATION AGAINST IRAN IF HE SEES A HORIZON FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF AN AGREEMENT
>>62084690You need water and a pinch or two of salt. I eat rice every god damn day.
>>62084693He is going to taco
>>62084694If you’re going weeks with nothing else, that’s why poor South Americans eat refried beans
>>62084683This. It's not even about a doomsday scenario either. I just see everyday goods exploding in price pretty damn soon. All it takes is 1 well lit match and the hordes of niggers will be raiding toilet paper dry again
>>62084698
>>62084693I tried searching for this and found nothing. Link or it’s fake
1992 sade owes me sex
>>62084685wtf does blackberry even do anymore? Do they still sell phones?
>>62084702Little known fact, Dave Ramsey was in lemonparty
>futures
>>62084711At least he had an emergency fund
>>62084704He is probably trolling, but I suspect his shitpost will prove prophetic
>>62084697He can't taco now. Iran just blew up Saudi arabias water plants lmao
>>62084719No they didn’t.
CRASHCRASHNOOOLET ME BACK IN
>trading
>>62084726They did
shit i was just about to go to bed and i just thought of somethingremember that whole stink over white house changing press core rules or some shit? just realized it's so they could control news flow/"leaks" during this war
>>62084712HOOLY kkek
shamelessLook at how hard they're trying to keep futures from crashing, it's almost a near numerical match compared to how they kept it green for most of the day on mondaysloppy job, sloppy jobthey're switching between keeping this fake market propped up and mass banning everyone who points it out
>>62084647i've come to the conclusion that the greens in the UK have the right of itthey may be communists and they may be stupid, but they're the only party attacking the root cause of every single problem in the west while everyone else kowtows to themit is, ironically, in your best financial interest to give political power to communists
>>62084737tim pool, while always a faggot, has become an even bigger faggots within the last month and half or at least i noticed it. Asmongold has also become insufferable since the very start of this war, in general the amount of people I know that are taking this war seriously and understanding how this affects them are like, 3 people and I go outside, touch grass, dont have sex before marriage and know a lot of people.
trump boutta finna taco yo. We negotiatin n shiet
>>62084755>taco tuesday
>>62084737Not during this war specifically, but during any wars or military actions whatsoever. Reminder we've got two and a half more years of this administration, and if you think Iran was the last of it, I've got a bridge to sell you.
> BREAKING: Negotiators are “pessimistic” Iran will bend to meet President Trump’s demand to reopen the Strait of Hormuz before his Tuesday-night deadline, per WSJ. This is “paving the way” for the US to target Iranian bridges and power plants in a fresh escalation of the war. Trump’s deadline is now less than 21 hours away.Tell you what, Trump and Iran definitely know how to make good tv
>>62084758>you have to take the ceasefire deal so Israel has 45 days to restock interceptors before we attack you again
henlo mister jeromewe need ur skillzplease lower the ratesthank u mister jerome
>>62084764Hello Mr. Powell. Ignore this retarded child and raise rates to help fight against the inflation that increased gas prices will cause. Thank you.
>>62084758The art of the deal
>>62084764Don't listen to this man Jerome, I am in cash and want more interest earnings, raise the rate my man
Double sleeving my kyack up pre-market open to try to delay it inevitably being blown off.
Just tossed a can of Diet Coke that was lying on my bed into the clean laundry basket.It violently exploded all over the laundry and my walls, the can is in shreds. There was nothing sharp or hard in the the bin and it is made of rubber, I didn’t want to wake the neighbors. There is no reason for this other than inflation and shit thinner cans.I will now sick all my Claude designed 5 of FUD bots on KO for the next 4 weeks. KO baggies you have been warned.
If rate cuts happen, it's not going to be done while Powell is still chairmenfix your bot
>>62084770>>62084773no mister jeromeplease ignore these bad postersthe rates are too damn highpeople are sufferingmy life is collapsingthe rates must go down
reminder: browns spamming the board with empty store shelves fud marked last year's bottom
>BREAKING: President Trump might delay his Tuesday 8 PM ET deadline on Iran “if he sees a deal is coming together,” per Axios.>This would mark the 5th time President Trump has delayed his ultimatum.
Trump can't stop moving his stop loss
>>62084773The rates will be lowered by September.Economy already slowing.Fed won't allow it.Fed will tolerate slightly higher inflation, but not recession.Market "predictions" are based on hedging positions, that's what gives you the "predicted rates". However the rates will be cut anyway. Even the fed admits that the market hedging risk is what those predicted rates are derived from, not the actual expectations, and they're not always correct.Fed will cut the rates.
You know it's bad when they're already signaling the delay this early
>>62084779garloid birth
>116
>>62084750What would you have everyone do babe? I think you let the headlines effect your mood too much and i am worried about you, dont think you have been yourself for a while 2bh. I still think it will end soon and i am hoping for the best. Love you and goodnight.
Friends I'm starting to worry that this conflict might actually affect me a little bit here in America.This is going to be a level of hardship I have never experienced before.
>>62084798Wtf where's Bussey?
>>62084807Whoever's on call is about to get paged
>>62084745Sometimes it do be that way
>$116
>>62084736You’re so gullible Kek
>>62084761You think the US and Israel are on the backfoot here somehow? Iran has yet to attack the US even once after over a month and they’re getting hit every day on their own soil and war hasn’t even been declared yet. What happens when their power grid is taken out tomorrow?
>>62084745KYS putinist green faggot
>>62084818you're retarded, Iran can tank this as we're seeing, Americans are going to be crying and voting Republitards out when their cost of living inevitably spikes
>>62084818this post is a good reminder that no matter how little I think of myself there are people like you that are far, far inferior by every single observable metric that exists
>>62084819jew
>>62084818Are you implying iran hasn't struck american military bases, equipment/aircraft and personnel across the region
What’s your /makeit/ pet?
>>62084671Did you forget to tip 30%?
>>62084823Babygirl...How were your dreams last night?
>>62084805panda express started charging 5 cents for a bagMR AYOTAOLLAOH OPEN UP THIS HORMUSSY
erm so is he just makin shit up
You would think they would explain how making life worse for the average iranian by blowing up power plants and water infrastructure during a water crisis is going to make the fanatical irgc stop oppressing the people and targeting shipping in the strait of hormuzUnless their intention is to galvanize public support behind the irgc by presenting america and israel as greater threats
>>62084833I dreamed my car got stolen and I didnt even care, I think I have developed an acute sense of apathy and misanthropy
>>62084836art of the deal
>>62084829i already have a golden retriever, so i guess i made it
>>62084745>price controls>ending global free trade>massive military budget increases>doublespeak>newly announced housing controls and programs>builds giant walls on border>all companies slowly merging into a handful of giant companies>market interventions no less than 6 times in one year>regularly meets with bankers to set prices in the marketYou’ve already got a communist leading the free world buckoh.You just haven’t realized it yet.And it won’t be much longer until its mask off time.
>>62084839Apathy no, you care too much. Not misanthropy either but i know what you mean there and you are close but i cant find the right word either. But i tgink that was a good dream for you and i am glad you had it. Letting go of things that make you mad is big, even if it was just a dream. I am praying you have giid dreams and i consider that a nice start.
>be me>be recommending autotrader for the last month as safe growth option alternative to over pumped tech, exploiting consumer confusion and regulatory updates re: ice, hybrid and evs>be ignoredOh well. No biggy.I guess I'll just take this pumpereeno all to myself.
>>62084838what we're seeing is a total intelligence failure, the fruit of systematically gutting the systems intended to inform their decision-making process. they genuinely just don't know what they're doing
>>62084838just bomb them until they apologize what's so hard to understand
>>62084838Or they scare the public into submission and the irgc loses support because people want to surrender. Usually the public submits to the strongest force.
YOU’RE GONNA WAIT TOO FAT BOYFAT BOY WAIT TIL TOMORROW
>>62084857Good thing women's opinions do not matter in Iran.Men will fight on.
>>62084854america doesn't have the public or political will for a total war campaign that targets civilians like world war ll, maybe trump does but not the politicians who've enabled him so far and definitely not the diversified military they have now>>62084857the public can surrender their lives as they've been doing since the regime started killing them en-mass at the start of the year when protests first broke out and were violently put down
>>62084795>Babe I delayed it again>Please respond
>>62084864nah it's fine as long as no americans die. There isn't an american alive that's against bombing Iran until they legalize buttsex. It's what this country was founded on
>>62084823It's truly grim aye, people don't even have the common sense to do a 5-second google of a claim they hear/parrot.
>>62084877Americans have already died, you made sure everyone was painfully aware of that
>>62084864Sure we do. Iran has the Internet turned off. Us Americans are so fucking retarded that we don't even think anyone landed on the moon anymore because no one has made a podcast or filmed a tiktok on it. Trump could vaporize 30m people and as long as nobody filmed it we'd still say he TACO'd and that nothing actually happened and thirdies would claim that Iran wanted to be nuked anyway and that they won. Reality doesn't matter anymore.
>>62084882me? All our downed airmen were successfully rescued and are living the rest of their days peacefully butt sexing on a farm somewhere please don't spread false misinformation
>>62084886It's actually pretty amazing to me that people want to be this demoralized. Their life sucks because they are glued onto their phones so everything has to suck. Meanwhile cool shit is happening all around them.>>62084864That's retarded, the politicians are definitely overwhelmingly pro war. The US forces are raining hell on their opposition and people are in denial of this because some content creator told them what to think because it feeds an algorithm for their income.
>>62084889And the trailer that got blown to pieces in Kuwait? The tanker that crashed?
>>62084886Finally!We have another man who understands Don Trumpdong thought!The rest of you should more closely study your little gold books.
Who needs medicine anyway
Insider here, 4-5 am tweet moving the bombing up to Friday
>>62084693>he doubted TACO Tuesday Bears never fucking learn kek
>>62084895>crab decadeI just shidded my panties
>>62084886The American political landscape has dramatically changed because of gaza and that was a police action crassly labeled a genocide as their population increased, you're not arguing for positive outcomes for anyone just larping as you twist your metaphorically comically evil vatstache seething
>>620848957 whole percent waow i'm sure this will affect the richest country on the planet more than anyone else>>62084891maybe if those arabs were having gay buttsex they wouldn't have gotten blowed up
>>62084889America lost an entire crew compliment of a strato tanker, early on six servicemen and women lost their lives when a base was hit
>>62084890Republican politicians are retiring at a rate not seen since the great deptession
>>62084851>what we're seeing is a total intelligence failureYou're absolutely right! A swift decapitation strike is a genius idea. An epic display of force is all that's needed to put them on their knees. As you've cleverly noticed, AI can monitor every square inch of their mountains, preventing any attempts at retaliation. There's nothing they can do when our drones and mighty planes have total control over their skies. Victory will be swift and glorious. Projection analysis corrected: we will win in 2 weeks.
I just sold $44K worth of DAL stock am I fucked?
>>62084922Claude wouldn't have let this happen.
>>62084916doesn't count until a blonde white woman dies
>>62084707I only recently learned that her name is pronounced Sha-dey.
>>62084925they didn't notice they ran out of max plan tokens and it switched to sonnet
>>62084927The only country you give more reverence and and attention toward their dead is israel, while treating your own citizenry as expendable cattle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVuQp14fy20
>>62084857No they don't they rally behind their own government, even if authoritarian. History has shown this countless times, including mutt history.
the mods are banning for discussing the war in smg the war is literally the only topic relevant to smg rn lmao biz mod is a literal cuck
>>62084945based mods
One of my favorite hobbies is ordering heavy shit from amazon that I don't need and then returning it unopened for no reason. Ocassionally I get to keep the item and also get a refund. When that happens I sell the loot on fb marketplace and invest the proceeds in AMZN puts leaps
>>62084836Iran was given repeated chances to reach and agreement and we're openly defiant each time I hope we blow them up and wait for a response then blow them up again
>me when I make it
Why is Tesla suddenly so weak? It's fundamentals have always been shit, yet stock has been good
>>62084946what you want to talk about why your stocks are all crashing while ignoring the only reason why? rope yourself retard
>>62084950random number generators. tesla is the only American car company.
>>62084934that's crazy bro i literally dont care at all
>>62084950Because of the SpaceX IPO. Tesla was the Elon Musk ETF, now its going to be SpaceX.
>>62084945It's been going on for weeks, wish they would fuck off or get removed as a mod, especially since their censorship is so heavily politically biased and one sided, you know it's someone playing both sides too, can't criticize the orange geriatric but leaves the template corrupted with the pro-iran shit at the top and bottom, you're not clever sasha from tel aviv oblast
>>62084963yes I've noticed they're just fine with anti American sentiment spammed on smg round the clock
>>62084890you literally failed your main objective of regime change and now can't open a waterway which was open before the war, learn to be humble already, LMAO. America won't be the same power it was pre-Iran war
>>62084966nothing makes them madder than the OP pic not being tranime pedoshit, sends them into a shidding fardding rage, which is funny since their one of the first ones to call out degen shit as a gotcha
This one feels different. I don't think he's gonna taco
This one feels different. *pffrrt* I just sharded.
>>62084970US could easily and handedly take Hormuz, no problem whatsoever. The issue is there will be both a human and political cost to this endeavor. Do not think for a second that the issue is firepower or military might/force projection
>>62084977He very publicly called them crazy bastards and praised allah in the same breath, on easter
