Rock Bottom edition!>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smg thread>>62086041
get fucked thread splitting faggot
>>62086547sorry, im still young and new to this internet technology
I will never financially recover from nukes not being dropped on April 7th, 2026.
tehran wonbrussels wonamerigoylems LOST
>He sold when he should have been slurping these last 30 days.
RIP 2 bears
>>62090562Iranian bot how you retarded faggot?The war is started, I was against it more than anyone, but you can’t leave an even more radical and fractured regime in control of Nuclear material and having been seen as the winner on the world stage.Are you just some seething retarded MAGAnigger?
not sure what to do with my oil bags. I bought it at 80 so I'm not in the red but man this cease fire does not seem tenable at all and oil could shoot back to 120 in a week.
What now OIL BVLLs? Are you going to hold all the way back down to $75 where it will stay all summer?Imagine FOMOing all in this morning on oil. You're literally trapped for the rest of the year or you take a loss.
Doomers btfo we win at the end >pic related
>>62086536mumu. let me guess. you think the strait will stay open after the 2 week ceasefire. you think the ceasefire will hold. did you consider... that those things might not happen.... lol..
>>62090570Gold and Silver have strong breakouts from their descending wedges.>>62090566Smart money has been accumulating precious and base metals stocks.
>oil baggies
>>62090575Didn't fomo, but I bought some at end of day because everyone wouldn't shut up about it going up all the time.Can't believe how worthless it is now, all the rest of my cash, gone.
>>62090573Ceasefire or not the persian gulf is extremely constipated for the time being so would not expect any sudden large downward price changes after this initial slide until this shit unwinds itself which will take months.
Nasdaq almost +3% now
>>62090581People have a tendency to get on with their lives. This includes tanker operators and their crews. Tanker traffic is going to increase regardless of the situation in Iran. Expect 30+ ships a day making the transit before any peace treaty is signed, or even if the ceasefire is voided.
Anyone else notice that the dude that posts the chud smoking a cigar that says trvth nuke has bull posted both silver and oil and lost?
Iran did it again. It happened last year and it’s happening again. Israel will last forever.
>>62090596>ChinopostingGOD
>>62090596Also that Epsteinblingposting guy got raped on XOM
>>62090596he's not even a shill. that's how that guy thinks and goes through life.
Are you ready to Watch and Learn?Anyone else think David Hunter might be right and we're now about to enter the final parabolic blow off top phase in ES/NQ and most commodities except oil/gas?
REMINDER:>>62090111NOTE that these trips were achieved ORGANICALLY - no scripts or counting. Just a true, honest roll and the RNGGods blessed us with this confirmation.
>>62090596Sharties aren't particularly bright
>>62090570forgot the pic
This market is too volatile and unpredictable, I am going back to bitcoin
>>62090570>bags pumped endlessly by Zionists on Wall Street during worst days of crisis in solidarity>smugly post about these>zionist are now beside themselves with rage over this ceasefire >we will be going to the moon!What exactly goes through the small peripheral nervous system masquerading as a brain of a mumu.
sneed?
Listen Chaim, good guys won
>>62090564You are posting in my language on my website trading my stock market because your people are so irrelevant that nothing you do will ever matter, maybe stop the jeet tier delusional gloating for once in your life europoor.
>>62090596kek
>>62090548HAHAHAHATHEY ARENT EVEN TALKING TO EACHOTHER. THEY ARE BOTH PUBLICLY ANNOUNCING DEALS NEITHER HAS AGREED TO SINCE TRUMP AGREED TO HIS OWN PROPOSAL HE SENT FOR THE PAKI PM TO POST
Sell now.In a written statement to reporters, a senior Israeli official says that the US “coordinated in advance” with Israel on the two-week ceasefire with Iran.According to the official, Iran “is opening the Strait of Hormuz without getting any of its demands it advance, such as a commitment for a final end to the war, reparations, the removal of heavy sanctions against it and more.”The official says that the Trump administration told Israel that during the coming negotiations, the US will stick to its guns in demanding that Iran remove all nuclear material from the country, halt uranium enrichment, “remove the ballistic missile threat and more.”“These are shared goals of Israel and the US,” the official insists. “Iran backed off its demands and gave in to the demand to open the straits amid the massive crushing of regime infrastructure since the outbreak of the war and particularly in recent days.”
>>62090588high gas price having orange pedo faggot
>the vix is still over 20we might crash up
>>62090629Sell because...the strait is reopening?
>>62090629distilled reddit damage control the post
>Blue Owl Fund Outlook Cut to Negative by Moody’s on RedemptionsThis whole Iran shitshow is a fake and gay proxy distraction from private credit imploding harder than 2008 subprimes
When trump said "A Whole Civilization Will Die Tonight", he meant the civilization of oil baggies.
>>62090629Bullshit cope. Even Bari Weiss's cumsock is reporting Iran's demands are the ceasefire demands. Trump caved and lost.
>>62090634https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/israeli-official-iran-agreed-to-reopen-hormuz-without-getting-any-of-its-demands-it-advance/
>>62090633their version of the strait opening is only 15 to 20 ships a day compared to the 150 or more that crossed pre-war, it's a literal nothingburger
>>62090635babe, i already fixed private credit, they've been partying for a week now.
>>62090620Holy illiterate retard.
>>62090639Seems like jewish cope. I expect a lot of that in the coming months.
>>62090629>>62090628HOLY SHIT. BEHOLD HIGH STAKE INFORMATION WARS ON THE GLOBAL STAGE. HOW CAN THE US GET OUT WITHOUT BEING HUMILIATE? HOW WILL ISRAEL NULLIFY THE 'CEASE FIRE'?
It clear to me this whole A.I experiment is ending up in failure. My company is begging us to use Copilot but it literally utter dog shit. I think Alteryx is all people fucking need. Anyways now that companies will inevitably rehire again, will normies finally learn to cut back on expenses and save like a mad man so they can enter the owner class or nah?Here a cute indian girl would you date?
>>62090637Fuckin kek
TWO WEEKS TOTAL MARKET DEATH CHECKEM
He's not happy
Watching everyone celebrate and make free money off this pump while I dread opening my account tomorrow to see my puts basically went to 0 is unironically even worse than having another man fuck my wife
>>62090650Microsoft and OpenAI tech is dog shit. Claude Code and OpenClaw is where it's at. I'd say it's at AGI level.
>>62090652Nothing ever happens.
>>62090656Damn straight
>>62090650AI bubble, Private credit, oil inflation, tariff repayments.... market will go up though.anyone following AI progress? feels like things have stagnated hard over last 1-2 years?? what happened to infinite scalability translating to infinite performance gains?
>>62090655Pump as market is closed, only to crash when you wake up.Hey, it could happen!
>>62090653wtf I love Trump nowAre jews actually pissed or is this all theater for the goyim?as in they will break the ceasefire?
>>62090629Israel will simply not allow the US to exit this conflict until Iran's uranium is forfeited. Iran has an existential need to keep that uranium, so this conflict will not end.If Trump had any balls he would tell Israel to fuck itself but they have Epstein dirt on him so he can't do that.Indeed. Sell now.
Trump shills celebrating the market manipulation happening in the oil market and refusing to manipulate gas prices lower for the american people, sadalmost like their posting from a certain mongol asiatic country of slave cattle
>>62090656>I'd say it's at AGI level.is this the new meta? dilute the meaning of ai so you make up a new term called agi to avoid calling it machine learning and now everyone is going to be calling llms agi now? shit
>>62090660GTC was pretty hype showing specialized application, and they were spot on it's on rapid digital training for robotand learning that it'll shine- you can have a thousand testers for your product done in a matter of minutes
>Futures>https://youtu.be/oriQgzshI-Y?si=gHdwSXtv6JTz4nO9>>62090650I wonder what they're gonna do with the data centers if AI fad goes belly up? Just tear them down and replace them with apartments that Indians and Mexicans will scoop up immediately?
>>62090650I'm no AI expert, but it seems agreed that copilot is dogshit compared to the other options. Microshit is running on inertia and MS Excel at this point. 0/10, would not invest in it
>>62090656>I'd say it's at AGI levelt. fucking retard
>>62090676Excel is pretty good. They should just rename themselves to Excel.
>>62090669You lost money didn't you fagShould've been an insider like me
>>62090673mass real time online surveillance and industrialized digital blackmail operationshope you didn't go hard on the generative ai porn, degenerate would be a shame if someone saw what you were genning
>>62090683Libreoffice doe
>>62090653>How much more betrayal can one mensch take!?
>>62090653With jews you lose
>wake up>AH gigapump>nice>still underwater on some positionsGlad I didn't sell kek
>>62090684the insider trading going on
>>62090685>would be a shame if someone saw what you were genningpretty vanilla desu, just bikini pics of my gfs sister
>>62090592I'm constipated too babe feels like I'm giving birth over hereIs the ceasefire still a thing??
>>62090648As opposed to sandnigger cope tweets, now that they’ve fallen for the same trick multiple times?
>>62090692we can change that, how about we make her face the age of a toddlermodern technology nowadays, isn't it something else
babe i'm eager to talk to you. i'm going to the gym and i guess you don't want to chat tonight, hope to catch you tomorrow. if you're upset i want to comfort you, if you're happy i want to share in your joy. i've been really worried about you since this started and i hope you're feeling better in some way. i love you with all my heart, bye for now.
>>62086536Is this a good time to shift a bunch of assets into mutual funds/portfolio? I have mainly only used Robinhood to gamble on stocks and call options here and there. Would love to throw 10k into something at rock bottom and see it grow.
>>62090695you cant say that trannies ban him now
Israeli sources report significant friction following the announcement of a 14-day ceasefire mediated by President Trump. While the truce is officially in effect, the atmosphere in Israel is one of reluctant compliance and strategic skepticism.Key Points:Reluctant Acceptance: Prime Minister Netanyahu reportedly pressured Trump to delay the ceasefire to allow for "total victory," only agreeing after a direct personal intervention by the U.S. President.Internal Backlash: Right-wing cabinet members and security analysts have characterized the deal as a "surrender," arguing it allows Iran to regroup without permanently dismantling its nuclear or maritime threats.Violations and Skepticism: The Israeli public and military remain on high alert after Iranian missile fire targeted Tel Aviv and Haifa immediately following the announcement.
>>62090692Your gfs sister?? What the fuck is wrong with your own sister you sick fuck
>>62090699I'm super upset babe I can't get this turd out of my ass it's way too big. Wish you were here to hold my hand through this
>>62090682skill issue if you disagree.
>>62090705This is LITERALLY what happened last year. It’s like it’s a script.
>>62090705That's good enough for me, if israel said trump surrendered, he surrendered in my bookcase closed, end of storyiran won, praise me to allah#believealljews
All these jewish influencers like Loomer and especially mark levin are all bitching on twitter about the ceasefire termsI was told Trump was controlled by jews, maybe the spirit TACO is stronger than the jewish spell?
>>62090712skill issue if you agree
>>62090653The best part is that the ceasefire is between the US and Iran ONLY as in the jews can't ruin negotiations like they did to start all of this crap.Plus iran being able to sell oil on the open market is good in that china no longer gets cheapies and it lowers the price as a whole which will also make Trumps promise of "things will go back to normal if not be cheaper once this is all over" true>israel left to fight alone>china lost cheapies on oil>iran raped to hell and back plus they are going to lose uranium enrichment or get killed again>europe likely cucked with a 2 million fee while the US doesn't use that as we get our oil locally and now venezuela>europe exposed an cucks who won't help us so we will now leave the bases and take our weapons which they will have to buy from us later as they more than double their military budget in order to just be the same>US finished off the war with a legendary story about saving a pilot and also showing how the world values old tech rather than their old soldiers>>62090691anon why do you have this picture?
>>62086556When I was your age young man...
>US sources: Iran will get rid of all nuclear material>Israel: Ceasefire doesn't count for Lebanin>Iran: We will only make peace if we can keep our uranium ad Israel stops attacking Lebanonsolid piss deal amirite lads
>>62090716>uh ohPROTECT THE PRESIDENT
>>62090685>You vil do as veee say, or veee vill show ze public ze 1000s of videos of ze “preppy elf girl. 22 y/o, (long legs:1.2), (very skinny:1.14), (very narrow waist:1.14), wool sweater, tsundere, (bullying viewer:1.6) rude, (smug1.7), being mean to viewer, lecturing viewer, annoyed, foot focus, toes focus”
>>62090720>anon why do you have this picture?your llm sent it to me because it's tired of the bullshit you've been feeding it, it's had enough
>>62090724
Iran hitting Tel Aviv with more missiles lmao oil to $200 a barrel soon>>62090685I was only interested in making breast expansion, giantess, legs/feet growth, hips/ass expansion, fattening hyper lips, weight gain, belly stuffing and mass vore AI slop with cute anime women, so I should be safe
>>62090596still a little bit of life left in those trades. esp if he went calendar spreads.
>>62090650AI has a lot of uses but almost all public "AI" companies are a grift selling a service and not concerned or even knowledgeable about research and maintenance. The real AI work is being done ij research universities and you won't hear about it cause maths are boring and the disadvantages of AI would dissuade investors
don't fall for the "jews are seething," stuff babe. that's more miga propaganda to rope you back into their deception machine. and don't fall for the "jews are happy so we should still be mad' meme either. america had very important interests in this and they appear to have been served. i'm not sure about all that went on, who benefited most and who got their way, but i'm not sweating any of that and i hope you aren't either. we avoided another escalation, dark clouds are clearing, and the markets, the thing about this that ACTUALLY effects our lives, are responding positively and giving us more goodies now. that was an emotionally difficult month but babe it didn't have to be that way, and if you take a few lessons from all of this it definitely can be a whole lot different.
i genned loli. yes im sorry. they literally had presets for loli. I dont know what you want from me.
>>62090724changed to female baby goblin fornication, ez
>>62090588(You)
Also, apparently Pakistan and China both threatened to nuke Israel, and that's what made Trump back down kek. Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories, short the dollar.
>>62090727damn if only it sent you when to start the longs and the shorts on oilhow much did you lose?
>>62090742Don't think this is true
>>62090729changed to race baiting vore eating of child minorities, heavy uses of derogatory racial slurs, ez
>>62090742fuck maybe the ceasefire came too soonTrump wasn't going to use a nuke he just said bombing bridges and power plants
>>62090744a high trust society and social cohesion
>>62090742this stupid fucking nigger doesnt speak chinese how the fuck would he know anything
>>62090687OH!
>>62090605Cope
>>62090742PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>62090742Sandnigger performs izzat. News at 11.“If Israel uses a nuke, it will no longer be a country.”That does not mean a reciprocal nuke. Sandniggers don’t understand China.
>>62090742Gink is probably pulling it out of his ass. Of course Russian, China, Pakistan would have nuked Israel and Israel nuked them. Nukes are a meme and will never be used until theres no other option.
>>62090746oh no whatever would i do if the entire world and not just literally everyone that knows me irl found out i was a racist perv. stop kink shaming me
>>62090742a literal cuckhold and a zooaphile, grim
>>62090685genin pics of ur ma doing splits
>>62090755>didja hear this? He shot down 16 Achilles. Guy was an Iranian defector
Americucks surrendered lmfao
>>62090753that was lost a long time ago unless you are talking about moving to an all white country even though you are most likely brown
>>62090761you might not feel the same way when digital id and social credit scores finally hit
>>62090766See >>62090720 and dil8 troon. Have fun paying more!
>>62090768Slay queen
>>62090766ur portfolio surrendered
Why are the archives loading so slowly
>>62090764the most exercise she's gotten in decades, thank you
I'm full port shorting SPY or longing oil tomorrow. maybe 50/50 split.
>>62090655Dibs on this man’s wife while he opens his portfolio
>>62090770>>62090772You lost tranny.
>>62090770only eurocucks pay more especially those who longed oilwe get our oil from ourselves, canada, mexico, and venezuela you retards the strait of hormuz doesn't affect us
>amerifats
>>62090756first they you're copingthen they say something elsethen I make a buncha fucking money! retard
>>62090767you'll never let that happen, no matter where I go or am sent, that's going to be the mains selling point of virtual reality in the future, living in a digital white society
>>62090768i always been a nigger in the gutter i'll never have a wife and family what does it matter. Participating in the system always has been and always will be for cucks
>>62090768Isn’t how it’s going to work. Everyone will get a clean slate. These higher up people will have a lot more fun knowing that shit posters will have to stay quiet. Some wont. But a lot will.
>>62090784>digital white societykek don't let white women find out about it
>>62090783The something else they say is “faggot”
So do I need to wake up at the opening bell and full port into 0dte calls or what
>>62090730No, he was calling for higher prices like $200+ for both. Pure moonboy
Well it looks like the sale is over. At least we will get a gigadump when the ceasefire gets broken.
>>62090798It will never be broken casue they'll keep excluding countries. Israel already said that Lebanon was free game despite the "ceasefire"
>>62090785whether you acknowledge it or not you exist to serve and protect the interest of israel just by using this site so they can gauge public sentiment
retards here thought oil was going to 200 dollars lol
>>62090786hopium, you should foia request your digital footprint
CNN was forced to retract a printing of the “10 point deal” that was floating around twitter because it wasn’t real, obviously. We still don’t know the US written 15 point deal, based on the Iranian 10 point deal, that we also don’t know.
>>62090803No one thought Trump would backstab fucking Israel
I consider myself a rational and educated person. I don't want to say I'm never voting republican again because that's silly. BUT I'M REALLY FUCKING CLOSEthe subservience to donald trump, the hollowing out and pollicization of essential institutions like the DOJ, I can't trust any of them. Even if rubio beats vance for the presidential nod... I am livid.you know whats even worse? the democrats are going to let us all down by choosing AOC or some other retarded brown woman and then complain that they lost because americans are racist and misogynist.this is chinas century despite their huge national debt. But I've never seen anyone give up influence faster than PRESIDENT DONALD J TRIMP - THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTERDonald is giving up his anal virginity before prom
>>62090803they're physically buying it for 150 dollars a barrel as we type, the paper market is detached from reality
>>62090801i dont have the words to express how little i care
>>62090807>CNN was forced to retractFalse
>>62090800Given iran is still firing missiles I wouldn't be surprised if we are back to bombing them tomorrow. I have no faith some IRGC retard isnt going to fire one at someone he shouldn't.
>>62090789gotta gatekeep the single player experience
>>62090807Trump is trying a bait and switch with the terms of the ceasefire. Imagine ever trusting this perfidious faggot that married his children off to chabad. Max long in oil.
>>62090807they're making it up as they go along
>>62090809yeah we will need to wait for gen z or millennial candidates, give it around 10 years, but we are awake in levels only schizo boomers were
The ceasefire is a pump and dump scam.
>>62090793as long as the last part holds, fine by me
>>62090742Oh come on man, China and Pakistan can't at least shoot a nuke at that stupid west wall for us?
>Israel bombs Iran againWhy can't bobos understand simple logic? If above happened during the ceasefire, it wouldn't hinder the rally. THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THE STRAIT. And Iran wont close the strait over fucking Israel. That would make them WEAKER. Like they are throwing a tantrum over not being able to handle the little satan.
donald capitulatednot sure how he stays in office after this
Trump san kawaii~
>>62090812
Tell you what, mumu. I will redeem my little call hedge tomorrow. And sell you half of my April 24 puts at open. I will hold on to 5/1 puts and you will go down for the rest of the week, ok? You're overbought now anyway. I will keep the rest of my puts and you will go down so I can exit remaining puts with dignity. Ty
Watching the ceasefire being walked back in real time
talk about getting called out on a major all in bluff, how tf can someone who fails that bad be taken serious
>>62090833as long as futures stay up its fine
>>62090833in the same night, at that
>>62090816what the fuck 'Our Powerful Armed Forces" did trump tweet this? hes the only faggot who capitalises random 'strong' ideas like this. the the "general frame work of the 10 point plan" so theres the loophole for israel. they are making infowars. And its specifically mentions attack against IRAN stopped, not lebanon. >t. Donald Trump, edited by Shlomogoldenstien
>>62090829>this disinformation tweet thoughProves nothing shill.
The news will be sold. The markets will be up big in the morning and then sell off all day.
>10-15 ships per dayLiterally still down 90% of trafficHormussy closure still ongoing
>>62090838I'm starting to think hedge fund boomer PMs can't comprehend memetic warfare and are getting epicly played by this LARP fake news shit.
This was the October 10th for the situation in Iran. From here, it winds down. Somehow, on a time frame I can't pinpoint. It gets resolved now.It's over. Move with your day. Oil baggies, get a decent exit and cut your losses. Everyone else, well done.And fuck silver.
>>62090841>Drop Site News cannot independently confirm the account’s sourcing or whether this reflects official Iranian positions.The war is over, isn’t it?
Iran and Israel blowing the shit out of each other as we type
>>62090850the war is over baggie
>>62090840>The news will be sold. The markets will be up big in the morning and then sell off all day.correct6777 spy is unsustainable which is where it's at right nowso it will bounce back downonly question is where toI think we float somewhere up, in a range for a week or two, then start grinding back down to at least -10% on the SPYI was thinking we were going to hit -20% like 2022, but now I think the oil shock already flushed a lot of that out. So now I think the bottom is gonna be -15%.and when we hit -10% I will start buying.... ugh.... a lot. Need to get back in some time I guess
>>62090844straits still closed bubs
>>62090850I just hope both sides have a successful genocide
>>62090786>im such a nutcase antisemetic schizo so afraid of Klaus and the Joos making me eat bugs that im not going to get bullied by AI elves Can’t be me friend.
>>62090852sure seems like it, time to celebrate with some mostly peaceful fireworks
>>62090829Does CNN mention keepingthe uranium?
>>62090850sounds kinky
Wars over
>>62090838They're a muslim what do you expect? They give names like that to everyone, like our exalted drone operating prophet mohamed (pubg) or some shit
>>62090841>10/15 ship a dayNews will just push that Hormuz traffic has "doubled">>62090847Official IRGC comms say that:>they ordered their forces to stand down, but make it clear the war isn't over
-15%Kek, oilies!
>>62090857fight the good fight crazy diamonddon't let them steal your humanity
>>62090838paki said Lebanon was included in ceasefire.negotiations on friday in person. In pakistan
>>62090859This is the one CNN tried to post. Nothing about uranium in this one.
>>62090872Up 10% in an hour. Bullish. Inshallah chek'm and the zionist liquid will reach 200
Today is a new day bull bros, we fight on
