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I bet....that you're cute...
TQQQ is free money right now
> futures
if tomorrow is a massive green dildo, I am done.
>>62088640ngl I thought little mumu was about to get shit on
He's not gonna do shit
This war is all Europe's faultEuropean leaders like Hadrian and Hitler did not finish their job and it's because of them that we're in this situation
what are the odds Trump actually does this fucking thing and Iran blows up saudi's pipelines and the houthi's close the al-mandeb strait just for the markets to pump?
I hold lots of BNO and getting heemed. Any copium please?
I lost 2k in the last 2 hours. Wanted to watch the Champions league and I simply couldn't. Another day, another failure. It hurts.I know I will get mocked but I don't have anybody to talk about my trades and just needed to let it all out. I will go to sleep now. Goodnight, frens.
>>62088641If your entire portfolio can be heemed by both sides of the conflict putting aside their differences and making peace for 2 weeks to comfort a very sad Pakistani official tired of all the killing then you never had a good portfolio to begin with.
AHH I GET ITTrump didn't want to end the war too quickly because it wouldn't be interesting. He wants to make a story of this- being a tough negotiator, causing a little bloodshed and heartbreak. I'll give him that these three weeks of this tug-of-war have been fun
>>62088639Got a few thousand at 43 last time. Should have bought a few thousand more when it dipped below 40.
>VOOG and VGT do decent consistently>SPMO does even better with only a .13% expense ratio compared to VOOG's .03% expense ratiolong term, why shouldn't i just keep using SPMO? even the charts from 2016 onward look great>inb4 le past results don't indicate future returns
>Under the proposal, a ceasefire would take effect immediately, reopening the Strait of Hormuz, with 15 to 20 days given to finalise a broader settlement
>>62088649yeah there's been no progress made the opposite rather and everything is worse than before. the market is doing a pump and dump obviously so. we're not done until end of month
I do think theres negotiations because there's no harm in hearing the other side out and peace benefits all, but theres literally zero chance Iran or US agree to each others demands
>>62088652what does this have to do with my portfolio? this shit just isn't tradable atm. If it's green tomorrow, it just confirms the insanity, and I'm done.
Every day I say I'm just going set it and forget it and every day I stay up until 4am watching the oil price because of some big announcement from the orange nigger.
>>62088654The greatest negotiator
>>62088660you are thinking like a goy. big mistake
LOVE WONJEWS LOST
>>62088641why are you betting against the stock market when its going up?
>>62088663Whoever was on the other side of your trades is making money. It's extremely tradable, ask yourself next time why your the loser and the other player on the opposite of your trades won.
>>62088664Oil's high is at the peak of the asian markets dumping out of fear. You don't hold it until 4AM in the US no matter what time zone you're in
>>62088659why is it at $104 when dated is sitting near $140why it went down 4% just on some rumorsI need it to fucking go up what is this shit
>he still hasn't said thank you even once
>>62088650dont worry, most of this thread is going to be losing money when the news hits overnight and the market pumps 3%. everyone is still too bearish and retarded. morale must improve
>>62088664maybe this thrill is part of the game, maybe we enjoy the cortisol spike
I can't even waste energy trying to imagine what would happen if TACO actually ended the Iranian civilization because I know this will never ever happen.
>>62088675i did my taxes. this was a lie
>>62088680You can't glean an average from a sample size of one doe
>>62088681>LEVIFUCKINGGODSI should've swung that shit mememagic won again
>lasting damage to market confidenceAnon… Anon… Do you smell that…Something is rotting…It stinks… it stinks…
>>62088680>>62088682What about a sample size of 2?I got fucked (not in a good way) on taxes this year
>>62088679i think his base is going to be pretty upset if he pussies out of iran tbqh. hes talked way too much shit for the conflict to just end peacefully. theres been real damage done to the global economy, france is voting against the us at the un, shit is getting real
>>62088681>Blackberry
>>62088679Imagine if america ran Iran like an apple product and we now have a middle east resource hub with a golden trump statue in theruns
Just saw an ad on FOX asking for $25 for elderly Jews in Ukraine...
American foreign policy believes that foreign nations will just bend over and act against their self-interest just because the US is the "richest" country, that's why they bitch about spying but then expect everyone else to be spied on without complaining. Think about it for a minute, what does Iran have to gain from a cease fire?>war is no longer the biggest issue so they go back to suppressing protests>their infrastructure was damaged making the recovery even harder>during the last "cease fires", Israel kept bombing anyways, and the Americans are bombing right now when they declared a stop to strikesWhat do their enemies gain?>huge economical relief on the USA>Trump can declare he won the war, increasing his chances of winning midterms>israel who ran out of interceptors can rebuild themThere's no upsides to an end of the war yet traders expect Iran to follow through cause it would be convenient for themselves
>>62088686How do you all handle all the stcg every year? Just pay once a quarter or something? Increase wagie witholding?
>>62088685yeah I'm sure this is the first the goyim are thinking that markets are rigged
>>62088682I did my taxes too, it was a lie.
>>62088683it was an obvious layup, i didnt look at it but the chart already clearly priced in bad news by being down considerably already, and the market is looking for places to shove money so this wouldve been an easy trade
>>62088650What did you lose money on? Bongs can't even do options trading.
>futas markets gone crazy lmao
>futures
WTF WTF WT
peace pump has arrived
Allegedly, Israel is firing interceptors manufactured this year. This seems like a sign that a ceasefire deal might be imminent
>Trump: A whole civilization will die>stocks: +1%
>>62088705we invading australia now too?
FIRST PAKISTAN NOW EGYPT
>futuresThanks for playing everyone
WHAT THE NIGGERSHIT JUST HAPPENED
bobo tranny status?
>>62088696Yeah, the Iranians can't quit before they have caused meaningful pain to the US, either by getting a major reparations payment or by keeping the strait closed for months. Otherwise they make themselves vulnerable to salami slicing
>>62088712they always pump it hard before it dumps hardtheres been no volume the last 3 days, so all market action currently is extremely suspect. dont really see how markets go back to ath with meta and msft down as much as they are, and nvda isnt even at highs. everything smells fake and gay atm, but this is what rip your face off rallies do and i warned you retards last week of this
buy front VIX
>>62088719>bobo tranny status?Wasted and wounded.
>>62088712A whole civilization of bobos
>He bought the oil top
SPY $700 by friday
>>62088715Notice how they never post a link to the government site with the statement
>>62088721i would think iran knows they are in a unique position to finally play a big part in helping to end american superiority or whatever by making them look stupid all the time, and its suspicious theres no talk of israel at all today
You did buy 1dte tech calls at close, right boys?
>>62088728>Record high oil >"Time to buy"
holy shit, the market really needed to bust a nut. I imagine they had been gooning for the past hour when market was closed
>No clear reporting from GCC because the dubai tourism board doesn’t want to lose izzat.>No reporting from from Iran because duh.>”Reporting” from israel is just some asshole sitting in a condo who can’t film anything important or get arrest for leaking military secrets.>Even the satellite providers are getting muzzled.>Instead we just get Trump tweets.It’s all so tiring bros.
>>62088675He did get me about $2000 back on my overtime and a refund overallI bet tip based workers made a killing
>>62088639And markets are closed......
Silver bros..the shackles are starting to come off.
>>62088709If you look on FIRMS one of their desalination plants is on fire too
>>62088652That means two weeks of Iran and america doing nothing so Israel can continue blowing up powerplants and bridges because naturally they're exempt from any ceasefire.Iran deserves extinction if they allow that.
NO CRYING IN THE CASINOLMAO
>>62088742pic rel>>62088737>no reporting from Iranthe telegram channels are biased but pretty punctual and accurate, I'm in everything from American osint to the irgc's official channel
>>62088741silver is basically inverse oiloil dumps buy agq imo
>>62088741>SilverGODS
Oil 107????Why is it dumping????wtfffffff
NUKES CONFIRMED!
I can't belive i shorted the bottom for like the 10th time this last month Haha at this rate I'm really gonna lose all my savings unironically, no matter what the market does every day is a -3 to -5% day
>>62088749Is Iran agreeing to standing down so it can get pummeled as everyone else replenishes their defenses?That must be why oil is falling.
>>62088696hits different when everyone around you in leadership gets killed and ur family doesnt have electricity or drinking water
>>62088750Yes, and once peace is made, we go to the moon.
He actually managed to do it. Trump TACOs have now transcended the 4th dimension. I'm actually convinced he could TACO out of a physical nuke in the air. This is his world, Trump is the anime protag. I kneel
>Its real
>>62088749I’m sure you’re doing great but institutions 99% of traders are not going to be using telegram channels.
>>62088733Imagine that they're subhumans who could never get a bachelor's unlike the superior americans, and that their highest goal in life is to serve the american empire cause anything else they do is useless, then you'll understand how mutts think
>>62088698AnonThe smellIt smells like deathIt’s so awfulMake it stopIt stinks
https://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2041634797685006411#m>oil about to tank>markets about to rip
>>62088754>>62088762>"I am sorry I am cucking my country out. I must commit seppuku"
little advice bobos, before i take my 2nd nap. besides money, the best thing to bring with you to the market is hope.
>>62088756I had a great weekend, my winnings were massive and I lost it all in 2 hours. I really have to work on my impulsive issues.
>>62088753We won anon, love won the day yet again.You weren't long the second most abundant liquid on earth at record highs with leverage, were you my smigga?
>>62088761Pakistan tacod for himIt's a proxy TACO
>>62088696>yet traders expect Iran to follow through cause it would be convenient for themselvesThese are just goyim waiting to get fleeced.
WARNING WARNING: This general is on cloud nine. This has marked a top numerous other times. I am holding but will not be surprised if we crater
>>62088758Yeah, CNN and the like are reporting that "a peace deal is expected within the hour". How tf do you concile these 2 headlines and genuinely believe peace is coming???
>>62088766stocks have inherent value retardwether normie cattle are intrested in buying them or not is irrelevanttheir goysumption is what gives stocks their value
>>62088769You're just a goy being let out to pasture like sheep. Sheep always get sheared.
>>62088777i boughted 20k worth of sqqq just now tbqh. imagine not taking the other side after the market pumps 2% in a couple hours on literally nothing, kek
>>62088773So his ultimate move is now spammable and has literally infinite variants to it. Yea I'm thinking orange man won
>>62088756Shorted what?
>>62088762>>62088754>cuck out>beg Allah for forgivenessReddit religion.
>>62088672>Whoever was on the other side of your trades is making money.maybe, maybe not. I'd need to see their whole port to know, and how long they held these positions. post your PnL for the last month wise guy
> next leg up in the dip buyer's race to bounce right back down off the 200ma comes a lil bit earlyneat
A NUKE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
lmaono comment
>>62088767Feels like Groundhog Day.
>bond futures>oil futures>VIX futures
>>62088798lmao, this is why there has been no volume in markets. the big boys know shit is getting extremely fake and gay and are just sitting on the sidelines
>>62088798see what I meant?a literal proxy TACO
>oil futures in freefallOne thing you can't say, is that you weren't told.
>>62088798Lol I can just imagine the Bogandoffs handing him a statement and ordering him to tweet it.
last chance to slurp oil I guess?
what's with the giant futes moon
>>62088798I knew the second the announcement involved pakistan it was just some whore given a script.Pakistan is giga broke.
>>62088773>TACO by proxy
>>62088798KWAJ I guess it's to be expected given these jeets are the most affected by the oil shock
>>62088811Bogs never dieBears lost the battle, but will win the war
>>62088810Is he still making movies?
>>62088813market liquidity is very low, shits extremely fake and gay atm, most of the upside potential today couldve had has already happenedyou know what that means....
so the strait is definitely opening
>>62088750sick bro can't wait to get rid of these 312$ agq bags
>>62088790Bought SQQQAnd also didn't get out of SOXL puts when I was up like 40%, this morning I guess tomorrow they'll be down 70% or something
Finally time to move this tab - the last one opened - before the 20 or so others I had still open from today simply because they all now belong to a timeline that collapsed.
>>62088798he's gonna get a lot of good boy points by Trump for this
>>62088767Literally who
>>62088834The image captioned "the one dude with $700 in crypto overseeing how the war in Iran will affect his portfolio"
>samsung drops earnings guidance last night>profits +700%
>>62088807Bingo RingoIt’s both the big guys and retail sitting it out.
>>62088782Are you afraid mumu?You sound scaredDon’t be afraidIt won’t hurtJust close your eyesBefore you know itIt will all be over
It's Wednesday now in the EU. Who eats tacos on a Wednesday... doesn't make sense
>>62088834Literally me
>>62088841I fucking kneel
>>62088842so the real question ishow big is the overnight reversal gonna be
>>62088843If the goyim are looking for alternative investments then it's a good time to buy the stock market. I don't make the rules.
>>62088798This guy is basically a jackal. He has no guts.
>B-52s are turning backit's over trump wonhormussy is going to openenjoy being an oilbaggie for 5 years
>>62088820they're everywhere
>Multiple EU diplomats in the Middle East have received text messages instructing them to stay close to shelters throughout the night as President Trump's deadline approaches
90 minutes to DOOM!
>>62088830Just hold it, tech is overvalued anyway and will soon feel the squeeze from higher energy costs. Too bad about the SOXL puts though.
>>62088852yeah im not listening to literal whos on twitter telling me what the military is doing or not doingthats ridiculous
>>62088830long thermofisher and cisco and buy puts on oil for after august 1st and before december
At least 2 KC-35 tankers that were flying over the med are turning back. If they were refueling strike planes, those would take about an hour to get to Iran's bordersI think they're gonna fake some attack to claim Iran stabbed the US in the back as they were finishing a "ceasefire", and that'll be used as justification for the bombing
Mumus really think a ceasefire is going to be announced within the next hour and a half lolIt's not happening, we're about to enter the point of no return
>>62088852This will destroy my portfolio and ruin my life. It will also cause the extinction of Iran because Israel and america will replenish their weapons and end Iran by June.
>>62088834To be fair losses hurt more if you are poor or just starting out.
>>62088861coping baggie
>>62088864Can I bite your nails from how nervous I am? Mine are already gone
>>62088852
>>62088852You can't track military planes.
>>62088850basedased
>>62088869i have straddles. i win either way
>>62088852retard do you think the USAF is gonna let everyone track their strike packages?
If there's a peace deal I'm probably going to lose my house.
>>62088872>because..welll...BECAUSE YOU CAN'T
>>62088863Makes sense, I do not believe anything has fundamentally changedWhether the US bombs the infrastructure or not tonight, I do not believe Iran has agreed to any temporary ceasefire that would involve open the the strait
>>62088872Why even respond to the B8?
>>62088880Tired of winning yet, bub?
>>62088888trump nukes iran tonight
>>62088864I'm bearish but I'm totally prepared to be a rugpull of a crab tomorrow>trump bombs and escalation continues>SPY -1.5% tomorrow>WTI back to 118
>>62088880Same, got rent money on BP.
>>62088852Also why is the plane's info not included? These could be literally any 2 planes at any time from 2000 to now
>>62088880good, bers deserve the rope
>>62088880Peace means no bombs will fall, your house is safe.
>>62088812my elliott meme lines have the next target for crude oil at around $130.how it would get there, idkalso, my elliott meme lines target PLTR for ~$180 to ~$168 to ~$220.how it would get there, idkon lumber i scribbled on a bearish "market bobo volatility funnel strudel" that would see lumber future front month prices eventually arrive at ~$450 and below.how it would get there, idkmake of that what you will.
>oilbaggies already in gigacope mode
>>62088880...don't you feel bad hoping for mass death and war? Doesn't that seem unethical?
Reminder that we live in the imperfect light of the demiurge and as commanded in his old testament he wants us to destroy his imperfect creation hence the knowledge of ethereal magic given to humans.>economywe literally aren't supposed to be here. We gotta encourage trump to use nukes and accelerate the war until humanity all dies and our souls can escape samsara. We gotta unite back with the pleroma our source light as jesus made us aware of.
>>62088890his post this morning practically gave away that there will be some last minute deal, despite threatening war crimes and civilian massacre and whatnot
>>62088850absolutely kosherbasedlet them keep on dealing
>>62088869>believe ((screens)) goy>>62088872it's useless. anons wouldn't have thought planes would or wouldn't show up precisely because who owns them would want them to and that china and russia have own satellites. they would literally rather think the pentagon and the kremlin watch the screens they do
>>62088735DCAchads......
Ooooooffffffff
THERE GOES THE MARKET
>>62088891I think the bombing will happen but Trump will announce that Iran has been destroyed and is begging for a deal, the usual. >SPY +2%
WTF WHERE
>>62088863israel is going to spazz out again watch
>>62088913where is it going do i need to abandon my SOXS??
>airstrike>airstrike>airstrike>airstrikehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcdlMBvMCjs
>>62088901It's based I just don't think it'll pan out here
What is this pattern called?
>>62088902I wonder who's more doomer between russian and israel
>>62088915>>62088918it goed sideways..... crazy 2% wide candle lmao
Bloomberg confirms Trump 2 week ceasefire
trump agreed
There will be a last minute TACO regarding something like "good faith" and having "made progress in negotiations"
OOOoooOOOooo
>>62088922bessent turning on the short machinealso known as fake and gay
>>62088922>What is this pattern called?WinningIt's called winning anon brogod damnit that son of a gun did ithe really fucking did it!peace in the middle east
PRESS X TO LAUGH AT OILBAGGIESAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
bobos... it's over...
>>62088928before 8 pm Iran is gonna "attack" the US and break the ceaaefire check em
LADIES AND GENTLEMENTHE TACO IS OFFICIAL
DOW 50K TOMORROW!
CEASEFIRE
it just hurts so much. I knew he would taco out. But I still went short. I really have a problem. I really need to work on my issues.
NO FUCKING WAY WHAT THE NIGGER SHIT
>>62088939we got a taco gf!
Oil trubo dumping
Now we wait for Iran to respondThis is all still US-based narratives
the taco trade got insanely front run, theres literally nothing left to buy lmao
I gotta stop giving a shit about all of this. Its all so fake and gay, incredibly cringe and a huge waste of time.
>>62088942TWO MORE WEEKSWOMOREWEEKS
I'm really curious if there's enough bag holders out there to justify space x being valued at two trillionYes, they raised it again
>>62088942>subject to Iran agreeingSo Iran hasn't agreed yetliterally nothingburger
>>62088635Taco Tuesday for the whole family!
it's okaythis is to get some oil flowing and stabilise the market for a week or twohe will be bombing again before the month is up
>>62088933>it's real
>>62088933>>62088939>>62088942You can always bet on him to chicken out. Doubters get fucked.
holy fake and gayno wonder the guy posted apology to allah
>>62088939>>62088942Tacho confirmed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFLW7aEdHFg
>>62088933Thank you Pakistan, very cool
STRAIT OF HORMUSSY STATUS>OPENINGSTRAIT OF HORMUSSY STATUS>OPENINGSTRAIT OF HORMUSSY STATUS>OPENINGSTRAIT OF HORMUSSY STATUS>OPENINGSTRAIT OF HORMUSSY STATUS>OPENINGSTRAIT OF HORMUSSY STATUS>OPENINGSTRAIT OF HORMUSSY STATUS>OPENINGSTRAIT OF HORMUSSY STATUS>OPENINGSTRAIT OF HORMUSSY STATUS>OPENING
Holy shit 2 weeks is insane right.
And just like that i lost like 20% of my net worth in a day
Isn't Iran's 10 point total American withdrawal from ME?
>>62088635
>>62088933it's real2 week ceasefirethe man really did it. the 2 more weeks meme stays alive, eternally
pool's closed
Bobo seething lmao
KEK OIL BAGGIES
>>62088978donald tusk looks like THAT?
>>62088939>TLDR: 2 more weeks, concept of a deallmao, this is so tiresome.
>>62088944>it just hurts so much. I knew he would taco out. But I still went short. I really have a problem. I really need to work on my issues.stock market will still crash laterbut yesfor now we see the big big pump
You're laughing. A man lost his house and a man lost 20% of his NW in a day and you're laughing
Best part... He apparently negotiated this ceasefire with Pakistan.
>subject to Iran agreeingWhy the fuck would they agree to let US and Israel reload and take pressure off the strait?
Brent -20% tomorrow>Brent -20% tomorrowBrent -20% tomorrow>Brent -20% tomorrowBrent -20% tomorrow>Brent -20% tomorrowBrent -20% tomorrow>Brent -20% tomorrow
>>62088942Iran didn't even agree to anything, lmao, this is purely Pakistan generals promising they'll super duper do their best to broker a deal.
>>62088864We shall overcomeWe shall overcomeWe shall overcome, some day
>>62088973That'll be part of the negotiations. I'm sure Marco Rubio will work something out while Trump does a victory lap as the oil market recovers and the stock market melts up.
Oh goodness TWO MORE WEEKS. Completely unforeseen turn of events.
>2 more weeksAnd in the next hour we are gonna see iran saying "nope strait closed"
alright mein faggots, i will be going on a victory lap whether you like it or not.feast on picrelated and UP YOURS to the retards mocking me in the replies
>>62088986This whole narrative was orchestrated in conjunction with Pakistan, there's no word on Iran actually agreeing
fidelity niggers wont let me dump my SOXS in ah goddamit
faive menuts later:
I'm not even sure the global economy will last 2 more weeks with oil at these prices, lmao
>>62088986literally the no ceasefire ceasefire lmaothis is a genius pump. that first candle when the tweet came out showed what the market really thinks of it. this is all going to get given backiran hasnt agreed to shit lmao
>>62088972Same, brother. I feel sick. And I'm not joking. I feel like throwing up. It just hurts. I can't properly type or organize my thoughts. I just can't
>oil futures in freefall
>>62088933>there are fools here who thought anything would actually happenCan I bet on Polymarket that nothing will ever happen?I'd love to get rich taking money from you retards.
Iran denying the ceasefire would be kino.
uh oh... stinky
STOP BELIEVING EVERYTHING YOI READ ON THE INTERNET FUCMING RETARDS
>>62089007>>62089007celebratory missiles to mark the historic peace deal
>>62089000>>62089007TWOSIDED CEASEFIRE IRAN AGREED FRFR
>>62088933Iran suicidal
IT WAS JUST MARKET MANIPULATION ALL ALONG AHHHH SELLL SELLL SELLL
What the fuck is this really? >can't say Iran agreed a deal because they cut communication>so just said that they agreed a deal with pakistanPAKISTAN IS NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING WAR
>>62088984No, I don't start laughing until he's forced to sell me his daughter
wow it's really over
OIL IS RUGGING!!!!
You DID buy agq on limit AH right anon?
>>62089009No matter how much people call taco or not taco. Oil will remain around 100 a barrel and the strait closed.
>>62089011exit pump of the century
>>62089011>>62089000LoL
>>62089000This doesn't break the ceasefire anyway, those missiles were promised to them 6 million years ago
>>62089017>can't say Iran agreed a deal because they cut communicationFake story from a woman at Reuters. Axios disbunked this.
>>62089017ART OF THE DEAL
>>62089017you lost tranny
>>62088922"The Dorito Crunchwrap Supreme"
>>62089023ALL INnow it needs to hit 200 so i can breakeven
OIL FUTURES DOWN -10%>OIL FUTURES DOWN -10%OIL FUTURES DOWN -10%>OIL FUTURES DOWN -10%OIL FUTURES DOWN -10%>OIL FUTURES DOWN -10%OIL FUTURES DOWN -10%>OIL FUTURES DOWN -10%
>>62088986>Iran keeps hormussy closed>everyone keeps bombing>two more weeks for the markets to be retarded>Iran broke the ceasefire so we bombed them, this time we really mean two weeks, millions will die!
>>62088972>>62089005I was assured by an anon earlier today that's it's basically mathematically impossible to lose money leverage trading.>I realise that's total bullshit and actually the opposite of reality. But still.
>>62089028>axios
>>62088984Why did you gamble your house? What are you going to say to your wife?
>>62088972>>62089005why are you guys betting so hard directionally on binary events that are likely to result in big green candlesi just dont understand you foolsi have straddles and now im super concerned they are just gonna drop the market back to where it was a few hours ago by tomorrow and we all lose together
>>62089035Let the goyim deal in the real world
Is this 100% true?Iran will say NO, WE DID NOT OPEN OUR HORMUSSY TO TRUMP BIG DICK!
>>62089027kek
nice open strait if i do say so myself
>discover binance has oil futures with leverage >transfer 1k there to be an epic day trader oil baron>go long at 110 a few hours ago because it already dumped a lot>this shit happensOnly got 10x leverage so still not liquidated, but I get why 90% of traders lose money, shit's way too brutal.Back to holding eth for another decade.
>>62089041It wasn't me it was another anon.I just sold my long desu because I am buying this FUD about it being contengient and Iran still firing and all
>>62088942It's good to have an adult back in the WH who does something besides virtual signal and fuck with the nicotine in cigarettes.
>Subject to Iran agreement to open straitWhy is everyone ignoring this bit?
>>62088942>based on the conversations with (pakistani dude) and (pakistani dude).He literally struck a deal out of thin air with iran without a deal with iran
>biggest TACO in the history of all TACOS>oil still above 100
The strait will remain closed
>>62089057Sheet
>>62089055Because the Algobots don't care
>>62089041If oil actually dumps I will lose everything. Luckily the market is closed so I can't see what's happening.
>>62089055That bit made me sell
>>62089038>>62089042I've already talked about my issues but I'm addicted to shorting. Not kidding or being ironic. Most people buy assets so the whole world panics when price fall. I enjoy being happy when the entire world suffers. So I just short all the time. Everyday. I feel sick to my stomach.I KNOW I HAVE ISSUES AND I HAVE TO WORK ON THEM. I AM ADDICTED TO SHORTING
>>62089000>Mumus fell for the pakistani tech support scam version of a ceasefire.
So is it fair to assume that le global financial system in current year can only handle as much as a -10% downturn in the SPX from all-time-highs before every imaginable and yet to imagined lever needs to, AND WILL be pulled so number go up again?
>>62089061the algobots cared, but plunge protection team cared more. look at that insane 2% wide candle on the indicestomorrow will be interesting
>>62089057>UpdateIt will likely dump for a while. If iran agrees it will but there will still be shortages for a while. Part of the 10 point plan is complete removal of all sanctions. Iran could really make a ton of money if he agrees to that which I doubt.
>>62089066>>62089066>I KNOW I HAVE ISSUES AND I HAVE TO WORK ON THEM. I AM ADDICTED TO SHORTINGBuy yourself some KMB shares and a big ole pack of Depends and get addicted to sharting instead. It's healthier for you.
>>62089067futas are stil rising, chud
>>62089063Oil just dumped into a black hole m8. It's beyond over. It's at fucking $96 now. I'm just gonna clap. He played us, he played us good. Bravo.
What part of Trump ALWAYS chickens out did you panican oil baggots not understand?
>>62089059It is literally the only card Iran has left which has ... well ... is believed to have any effect against the great satan at all.If they agree to open it, they might as well fold, pack shit up and sell their country on eBay.
>>62088933>1 retruth>13 likes>le very quickWe have LITERAL glowniggers posting in this thread. Not the first time I notice this.
>>62089066if you have to trade puts at least do it when the markets have a negative feel to them. look back over the last few weeks and remember what those days look liketaking a short position when markets are going up is dumb. daytrade calls when markets have an upward bias, daytrade puts when they have a downward biasits really easy to make easy 10-20% trades multiple times a day when you stop telling the market what it should do and just go with what it is doing
USOIL BREACHED $100
>>62089079that picture is so fucking gay.saved
>>62089081>ywn have a glownigger friend giving you the inside scoop as he sells your info over to MossadWhy live
>>62089080It’s a royal flush. They know it too. This lame attempt to manufacture a ceasefire via Twitter is embarrassing
>>62089083LMFAO
>>62089082How many suicides before you stop telling people to gamble?
>trump claims ceasefire>iran fires missiles at israel immediatelyhowling
>>62089087>>62089087>>62089087
yooo my neggros I looked away for a minute and spy is back at 670? please what?
rip oilbaggies
HOLY FUCK
>Saar this is Khomeini of Tehran. Please redeem the ceasefire. I need $300,000 in google play cards to confirm the ceasefire saar.
>>62089090the world runs on 0dte now, you either are playing in it or youre a cuck. people do dumb shit. i do in and out trades, like i go in and out of your mom nigga
WTF is this shitwhy is market mooning?is market ignoring openai circular jerk financing, private credit scams, and AI = commodity repricing?why is market being niggerfaggot and always going up at the slightest news of recovery?You can't possibly say trump is gonna hold seats in midterm despite doge fail, pam bondi fail, epstein file fail, and iran fail
>>62089118nigga who cares? Current thing is oil, my negro
>>62089075>>62089082I just hate this world and I'm addicted to shorting it. Shorting is like my vengeance to this world that has only brought me suffering except for that short period when I dated a really good girl. I know I have some issues and I keep losing money.
So let me get this straight, this dude:>nuked the stock market>created a global shortage of oil, plastics, helium and fertiliser >lit the fuse on an inflation bomb that will hit us late 2026-2027>used all the munitions and interceptors that some buyers had even paid for already>pulled US forces and equipment out of East AsiaTo achieve nothing?
Be honest, now. Who is bagholding oil?
>>62089165It was supposed to be another quickie like Venezuela to begin with. Everything else is Unforseen Consequences™.
>>62089097Name
>>62089199I have oil but I am doubling down if its still down on market open tomorrow
>>62089208It was *not* planned to be a quickie. People a lot smarter than you know how this will end. Trump will receive the Nobel peace prize for ending the Islamic Republic’s nonsense.
>BREAKING: Iran has accepted the 2-week ceasefire proposal and it has been approved by the country's new Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, per NYT.Will he come out of his hidey hole?
oil shorter reporting in
>>62089118markets work for the rich
