nothing ever happens edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62087585
spx looks like it wants to fly
it was her turn...
JUST 2 MORE WEEKS
First for Fake News pump
trying not to let this ridiculous close get me down. this shit is so tiresome. just fucking DROP already.
FRONT PAGE OF CNBCPAKISTAN SAVED THE WORLD
TACO TUESDAY CAME JUST IN TIME
THANK YOU, PAKISAAARS, FOR SAVING ME TODAY!
Hey frens!!...my mom just handed me a phone...I just woke up from a coma. I've been asleep since December 2019.Man I'm hungry. Last thing I ate was a $4 crave box from Taco Bell with 3 Beefy burritos. Was trump impeached? How do you guys feel about Bitcoin being at $3000. Is it worth it?Anything happen while I was gone?
>>62088023Sigh... And just as I boughted more oil this morning :(
aaaaaaaaaaa
>nigger liquid baggies
Mad volatility
slurped more nigger liquid
Trump always TACOs out
>>62088041literally any form of hopium is enough to pump the entire market
PAKISTAN > INDIA
>markets swinging like shitcoins all of a sudden>mfw
those fucking scamwicks on oilits getting dragged all over the place
THE CAR'S ON FIRE AND THERE'S NO DRIVER AT THE WHEELAND THE SEWER'S ARE ALL MUDDIED WITH A THOUSAND LONELY SUICIDESAND A DARK WIND BLOWSTHE GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPTAND WE'RE ON SO MANY DRUGSWITH THE RADIO ON AND THE CURTAINS DRAWNWE'RE TRAPPED IN THE BELLY OF THIS HORRIBLE MACHINEAND THE MACHINE IS BLEEDING TO DEATH
>>62088034 the market doesn't give a shit
>>62088055aaaa
> nows
New ATH for oil today.
>>62088066I bought this vinyl today
I PROPOSE IRAN AND ISRAEL JUST BECOMES FRIENDS (PLEASE PUMP MY STOCK)
ANOTHER TACO INCOMING
>>62088062what the bloody
we already gave them two weeks if two weeks again I'm checking out of this fake and gay market
But I assume that they are seeing this as Iran telling Pakistan to ask Trump for a ceasefire, right? Because who the hell cares about Pakistan?
TSLA to $2000
N market
>>62088066>066▶>>62088073>THE CAR'S ON FIRE AND THERE'S NO DRIVER AT THE WHEEL>AND THE SEWER'S ARE ALL MUDDIED WITH A THOUSAND LONELY SUICIDES>AND A DARK WIND BLOWS>THE GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT>AND WE'RE ON SO MANY DRUGS>WITH THE RADIO ON AND THE CURTAINS DRAWN>WE'RE TRAPPED IN THE BELLY OF THIS HORRIBLE MACHINE>AND THE MACHINE IS BLEEDING TO DEATHclassical
Fucking stupid orange nigger fake pumping bullshit
I don't even know what is even happening anymore like lol what the hell are these bars am i looking at spy or fucking chainlink
>>62088079That's the magic with modern news, the headline can mean whatever you want it to mean cause nobody reads the article
>>62088072But my brent futures….My BZ=F….
>>62088038There's a big call wall at 6600~6610 to get through. I'm surprised it's into 6600 at all.
> SPY ending in the green today
>paying over $700 for a company that makes cheap SD cards
3 minutes
WERE BACK IN THE GREEN BOYS FUCKING KEK
>>62088089I mean, who the hell cares about Pakistan's wishes? It's like if Macron said something. So I guess the insiders know it's Iran asking for those 2 weeks
>oil dumping>crypto pumpingits not fair
the oil market is completely insane
Nobody actually cares about pakistan, this is just the market manipulation team doing its job.
>>62088090Futures markets are manipulatedBessent will need a solution by the end of April or there will be the mother of all short squeezesThey will make some bullshit up to push prices lower so they can unwind the trade. I bet they will threaten a US crude export ban to crash WTI.
TOTAL PAKISTANI VICTORYWORLD PEACE
>>62088089I'm curious how the algo trading works on the backend. Surely they have some sort of logic to determine the reliability of a source?
>two weeksI don't understand how markets are so pliable with these headlines. It just can't go down, yet in the past went down on fake&gay narratives, shit makes no sense.
Fuck this shit I'm going to play baldurs gate 3
MARKET IS MORE RETARDED THAN DURING COVID
>>62088106nah, they just scan key words
oil niggers... the lannisters sent their regards... im so sorry..
>>62088073It's fucking great on vinyl.
>the oil market situation is crazy
Green Supreme
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
what are we doing?calls on oil?tho i have never seen murica announce 1000 times something and actually doing it. didnt to that when they attacked irak. sounds like taco to me
>>62088106That would require using an LLM to process the whole article, which costs a lot of money, so they just trust the headlines are accurate. Keep in mind these algorithms are scanning thousands of tweets and articles a minute, any cost increase is unacceptable
-0,09%. Theta killer days.
>>62088104Well they at least they are as predictable as a clock, oil pumps on open and then the market jannies come at the end to make it dump.Free alpha farm as far as i care.
>>62088121i am redeemed
>>62088105HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA retarded nigger market, short more (and long more oil)
>>62088100The algorithm has moved on random Trump tweets, much more than it's doing today. Thw traders have no idea what decisions "ai" actually makes from those news
Buying calls was never this easy
The market is so desperate for not mising the pump.Is gonna crash tomorrow and going back up again on bullshit headlines.Easy money
>>62088121>+0.42%>the absolute state of this market
4 hours remaining! Will Pakistan's request for a 2 WEEK ceasefire be redeemed?
>last few minutes>Close greenAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOW DO BEARS EVEN EXIST???LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHAHAHAHHAAAAA
>>62088121-.02%
>>62088132on what
>>62088121Today: -0.08%This Week: +0.67%This Month: +2.28%This Year: -11.15%bretty flat
>>62088121Today: +0.08%Quiet day
Who knew after all it was going to be the Pakistanis? I will go out to the local paki later to buy a beer and personally thank him.Blessings to Pakistan, our greatest ally!
Breaching into 6610 is genuinely impressive.You can also see where the gex died out because as soon as it got through it green dildo'd a little more.I thought we were topping 5595 ish and I took profit accordingly. >>62088121+3.65% Fucking finally first good day I've had in like a month. Sold bear verticals on the way down near open, took profits, raw dogged calls on the way up, took profits.
>>62088142One man's loss is another man's gain >>62088143Sorry I took your money anon
i buyed spy puts just now
>>62088141Spy
>>62088148it's ok you'll probably do better with it than me
>>62088050Is WD 40 the anti AI post apocalyptic buy?
Clown world knows no bounds.
Nice trap for the gap down in the morning sprung.
I honestly believe Trump forgot about the Straight of Hormuz.
>>62088145qrd?
That is fucking amazing. What a ride.
>When Mr. Trump joined the meeting, Mr. Ratcliffe briefed him on the assessment. The C.I.A. director used one word to describe the Israeli prime minister’s regime change scenarios: “farcical.”>At that point, Mr. Rubio cut in. “In other words, it’s bullshit,” he said.>Several others jumped in, including Mr. Vance, just back from Azerbaijan, who also expressed strong skepticism about the prospect of regime change.>The president then turned to General Caine. “General, what do you think?”>General Caine replied: “Sir, this is, in my experience, standard operating procedure for the Israelis. They oversell, and their plans are not always well-developed. They know they need us, and that’s why they’re hard-selling.”>He also flagged the enormous difficulty of securing the Strait of Hormuz and the risks of Iran blocking it. Mr. Trump had dismissed that possibility on the assumption that the regime would capitulate before it came to that. The president appeared to think it would be a very quick war — an impression that had been reinforced by the tepid response to the U.S. bombing of Iran’s nuclear facilities in June.https://archive.is/pffb3
I bought FDLXX, bros. Will I be okay?
I don't see how tomorrow isn't green. If TACO - instant green. If Trump orders bombing, the US will show its utter incompetence and the markets will skyrocket because it will become obvious the war can't continue. There is a small chance the bombing is successful and the market starts pricing in a prolonged war, but I wouldn't bet on it.
>>62088147just a little extra clownery cause this is the big one
>>62088121locked in 16% MTD on my trading account right before closeI don't look at the other one lol
Anons, I'm scared, there's a huge storm right now, lightning and thunder, what if the lights go out and I get liquidated?? I'm considering closing my positions. The thunders are really scary o_O
>>62088151>>62088149duality of men
>>62088142>>62088148this man has the pajeet touch, everything he touches turns to shit
HOLY SHIT WE TURNED GREEN WTF
>>62088106>Create momentum with bullshit runor>Dump on retail>Start shorting as rumor debunks itselfIt's that easy.
deal's donetotal economic collapse delayed by 2 weeks
so when is the taco?
>>62088156It's absolutely retarded but you have to roll with it.Trump's literally already bombing the infrastructure already and the market's got its thumb up it's ass like we're returning to normal.
It's crazy how in this day and age we barely have any videos of this war. I remember being a little kid and seeing the destruction of Serbia on prime tv
>>62088181ask yer mum when dinner is ready
I TOLD ALL OF YOU BAGGIE RETARDS NOT TO GET ALL BEARED UP AND SHORT THIS THING SINCE LAST WEEKARE YOU GOING TO STOP BLOWING YOUR MONEY ON PUTS YET BOBO? LMAO KEK BAGGIES
>>62088167Kek it's so over. There's no plan
>>62088161Nonsense. Pakistan tried to mediate earlier (strange given the negotiator was killed yesterday in that process by Israel). Iran informed Pakistan all mediation was ended a couple hours ago. But that headline wasn’t punted.
>>62088044this shit is going to go on for years isn't it.
>>62088180every week that goes by without the strait being opened only confirms economic collapse. idk why the market is so hype about extensions, it's bearish
Trump is considering the Pakistani proposalTACO INCOMING
>>62088189the plan is outright genocide at this rate
>>62088167kek, And the biggest "fell for it again" award goes to.... Trump himself!
>>62088181> senior Iranian official told Reuters that Tehran is positively reviewing Pakistan’s last minute proposal for a two-week ceasefire>White House press secretary Karoline Leavit tells me: The President has been made been aware of the proposal, and a response will come" It's loading.
>>62088181Probably already happened.
>>62088180THANKS PAKISTAN
>>62088193deal opens strait for 2 weeks
>>62088194There it is LMAO.What's that website again, please?
the B52’s left Britain an hour ago there’s no taco they’re going in
>avgo +6% what the absolute fuck??
>>62088194There is NO proposal. Iran cut off all contact earlier. Israeli murdered the Iranian negotiator that was dealing with Pakistan yesterday.
>>62088057>orange retard pussied out for the 20th time this war so that means everything is normal nowthe strait is still closed retard, i'm buying more oil as i type
>>62088192Look on the brightside, Americans that aren't even born yet will have the opportunity to be boots on the ground in Iran if this plays out like Iraq/Afghanistan. Think of the >futures
>>62088202source?
>>62088205bullish for rock lobsters
BOBO ALWAYS GETS BTFOALWAYSBOBO ALWAYS LOSESBOBO IS THE MENTALITY OF THE THIRD WORLD, THE LOSER, THE NEGATIVE NIGGER
>>62088194Doesnt matter what trump thinks. He would love to take the cease fire, a taco that he doesnt come directly from him.. Doesnt matter, because israel will not agree to ceasing its invasion of lebanon
>>62088203financialjuice.com
Seriously, there used to be war journalists. This is not a mandela effect. I remember being a kid and watching tv shows late at night and all of a sudden they would cut it off and show how Serbia was being bombardedWhat the hell is going on
>>62088211this is the deal. it's done. the tweet and delay till announcing it is all for show.
>>62088182This, the planes are already in route to deliver their payloads. They can't turn around now boss.
i dont know what to buy
i bet you the "senior iranian official positively reviewing pakistans request" doesnt event exist. they just told pakistan to tweet that and then let some bloomberg desk goof come up with that squawk
I don't believe anything anyone is saying right now
I really did end the day flat WTF WTF WTF WTF
>>62088214*burps*
>>62088220Why not
I have retvrned.
>>62088219>saars pls do not bomb. do not bombBULLISH!
The raids on Iran are already underway as we speak. B-52s took off 5 hours ago. Tomorrow will be brutal.
>>62088220Uhm, why not?
>>62088222He exists as a charred corpse lel
>>62088234Haven't you heard war is bullish?
>>62088236not as charred as gcc and western industry/infra kek
i didnt get scared out of my puts, this has liberation day pump and dump vibes all over it
>>62088234Brent is down 2%. No-one cares.
>>62088205>>62088218Reminder any news org could have reported on this.But instead they want report on a bunch of pakistani heresay.When people get heemed by the end of this they’re going to internalize that the media can’t be trusted when it comes to their money.
>>62088218There are no journalists in Iran because of muh allah and shit boss.
what
>>62088243Oh yeah well I didn't get scared out of my longs because this has November written all over it. HRAAAAHHHH
>>62088229based buy bp anon
>U.S. and Arab officials say talks are now focused on securing a deadline extension rather than a deal, though that could shift with hours left for a potential breakthrough, per The Wall Street Journal.>A senior Iranian official tells Reuters that Iran is ready for both peace and war.
TOTAL BOBO DEATH
>>62088226>>62088235That would involve deviating from the mission that they're already on, no take backs boss.
>>62088249what are they doing in Brazil
>>62088249Is Brazil computer going out of business? Should we buy them out?
>>62088253I am ready for both pump and dump.
>>62088253>15 aircraft have left Tel Aviv over the last few minuteshttps://x.com/i/status/2041595403712278962Israel will not let taco happen
>>62088217Thank you, anon
WHAT DO I BUY AAAAAAAAAAA
>>62088243If a +0.08% day scares you as a bear then you’re not really a bear.Sorry not sorry it’s just the facts.
>>62088249nothing burgerusually 100% of them are late actually this is bullish as fuck for favela monke
>>62088219Why didn't he mention anyone from Israel?
Trump is gonna take any offramp he gets. Genuinely 0 reasons to escalate things tonight. He's gonna claim the pakis broke trough with a supernatural 2 more weeks deal he just couldnt refuse
>>62088268a bible
>>62088084Am I dumb? I always heard the line as:>We're all so many drunks
>>62088273i believe pakistan doesn't recognise the state of israel so it would be impossible todo lel
>>62088181Pakistan giving him a taco dinner.
>>62088274I don't consent to this 2 week extension, and therefor we will be doing the bridges and power plants tonight boss.
>>62088257Fuel and food make up a far higher percentage of cost of living. This thing that’s happening. That’s gonna cause a lot of pain in advanced economies. Is going to cause nothing short of collapse in many places. They will default. Everyone will default. And finally the US will default. It’s only natural. You have to eat before you pay the rent seekers.
>>62088275bibles are free
>>62088243>this has liberation day pump and dump vibes all over itAgreed, which is why I'm fucking long lmao.Everybody forgets bobo *always* gets rekt in the end lol.lmafo
>>62088121+1%
>>62088219Iran has zero reason to agree to this nor will Israel actually honor any sort of ceasefire.
>>62088181It's in the oven
>>62088274and next weekend he will re-escalateit's like having a girl over and knowing you can't get hard because you're gay but you still need to go through that charade
>>62088268IRENNBISRDDTHOODASTSDAVEGRRR
>>62088167>The war-planning group had been kept so tight that the two key officials who would need to manage the largest supply disruption in the history of the global oil market, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Energy Secretary Chris Wright, were excluded, as was Tulsi Gabbard, the director of national intelligenceImagine waking up one day and suddenly you're at war with Iran, the strait of hormuz is closed, and oil fields and tankers across the ME are exploding and you're told you have to keep the price of the most important resource in the world suppressed
Guys, you can pump SNDK to $800 out of nowhere AFTER I enter at ~$560. Alright?
>>62088121-1.57%was up around 15% there for a little bit
>>62088121-0.34% not too bad but I didn't see nothing close to a recovery some of you seem to be having
>>62088297Why did you drop GAMB again?>>62088299Sure thing man SNDK to $800 MU to $550
>>62088207No shit. Theyre just playing a game
>>62088218>every rocket, drone and hand grenade has a camera on it these days>constant HDPI footage from 3-world-tier Russia/Ukraine shitfest>not a fucking thing from any side in Iran/Israel war, not even at 320pc'mon anon, you know exactly what's going on, you just don't want to admit it...
>>62088268Guns, ammo and food (physical wheat)You can't buy forgiveness for your sins, but it's best you start praying now
>>62088257Lula economics. Nothing new, huehue retards get what they voted for.
>>62088289why would you be long if you agree with the liberation day vibe? did you forget the market dumped over 10% over three days from the moment the tariff board came out?its ok to be long because you are all about tacos or whatever but dont reply to me and say you agree and then say thats why im not doing the thing that worked on the thing you are agreeing with retard. holy shit /smg/ is the worst the last couple weeks
>>62087019Called it.
>>62088312>it happened once so it'll happen againThis is why people get raped
I know it gets asked all the time but why is oil dumping? Inside knowledge of a TACO?
>>62088317this isnt about tariffs though, so theres no similarity other than price action, which, yes, before every major selloff there is a pump into it every time on the chart for as many years as the chart goes back
>>62088316you 'called it' after market close, retard..
>>62088318Pakistan saved the world.
>>62088306It turns out Ukraine and Russia are less authoritarian than Iran and Israel.
>>62088320Okay....you're right...
>>62088318All the refineries are going to get blown up, so nobody is buying the oil because they can't do anything with it boss. It's like during covid when oil went negative because nobody wanted the fucking stuff.
dubs and I die in iran war and respawn in WTC on 911
>>62088318Pakistani backed 2 week delay
>>62088330pakistan is pathetic for begging both sides to stop like this, not even yuropoors have resorted to this level of groveling on their knees yet
>BREAKING: President Trump speaks to Fox News just minutes after Pakistan's request for a two-week extension on the US' 8 PM ET deadline.>Details include:>1. Trump refuses to comment on ongoing negotiations saying, “I can’t tell you, we’re in heated negotiations">2. Trump declines to address Pakistan’s request for a 2-week extension>3. The White House confirmed Trump is aware of the proposal and said a response is coming soon>4. Trump: "I have once again shidded my pans and perhaps even farded"
>>62088329Would be a kino movie...
>>62088268tech/bitcoin
>>62088318i think people are pricing in a tacono real news behind it other than that, just the usual rumours we had all day
I cant even imagine what were in for if we dont actually get a taco within the next 4 hours. Iran is gonna blow the entire middle east to shit and make sure the entire middle east cant export any oil for YEARS.
>>62088338You can't price in a TACO being flat
>>62088341Does this hurt the US oil producers or the Arabs boss?
>>62088341Good. I'm all in on oil.
>>62088338the world is pretty desperate for oil prices to go down. look at back month oil futures, the spread is huge from front month. the markets have to basically walk down the plank believing that the plank will keep going and when reality sets in theres no more plank, its straight into the drink
>>62088248Fredererik Pleitgen was a US journo who was there for about two weeks after the war had started
>>62088318Oil is being shorted nakedly. The idea being. The war will be won and the shorts can be unwound in a manageable fashion after control of the entire gulf oil system is solidified. The TLDR. Is that because oil is traded on futures markets. Which are leveraged paper markets (not physical but for good reason). You can sell “promises” of delivering oil later (next month). At a price lower than the spot price (the cost of getting it right now, about $150 dollars). So you can DRIVE the price down with all this paper oil. By selling it short. But. If the war doesn’t end. And you’ve promised to deliver a couple million barrels next month at $90 dollars. And the contract enters delivery. You either have to deliver the oil. Which may be 160. Or pay the difference. Now if oil is 160. And there’s millions of barrels that don’t exist promised at 90. You now have all those counter parties going out and bidding up the 160 oil to crazy prices like 200+ because they have to deliver. This is a short squeeze. Some tard like gobbler will ie reply with some convoluted bollox telling you why black is now white. And night is suddenly day. And there’s a new law of physics or economics. But it’s just cope and their shaky bag speaking. Far more oil has been promised to be sold for around half the current physical price than physically exists. The rest is just patience.
>>62088121+0.6% todayBeating the S&P by 7% YTDCan't complain.
>>62088328Spectacularly wrong. Orgasmically retarded. You’ve once again. Outdone yourself.
jerome please
So is journalism dead? There must be someone who remembers war journalists? Serbia being bombarded was the first war I remember. But then I also saw many images of the Irak war. I always thought thouse war journalists were some tough motherfuckers. Just choosing to go to a war zone. Where are the morals? Why does nobody show anything? Is QATAR really dying? Did all the whores left? I need to know the truth
>>62088351Will this be good for oil companies? BP aren't the ones doing the shorting r-right?
so what news caused the oil volatility near closeand what's the chance futures providers just declare "whoopsie" and fuck over holders of USO or BNO
>>62088345"or"?
>>62088356You only send journalists to places where you're winning. So obviously there won't be any western journalists in or around Iran.
>>62088355>jerome pleaseemergency rate rise + no QE
>>62088360a random headline about pakis negociating, while both sides habe escalated to striking desal plants lol
>>62088351Mmmm cool story bro so uhhhhhh how much time is that in "2 more weeks" multiples?
>>62088121+0,57% on this fake pump, after all day deep in negative.Total clown market. I don't even know what am I still doing here.
>>62088360doesnt look like there was a whoopsie, baggies got fucked
>>62088356Iran-backed terrorists recently abducted a US female journalist in Baghdad.I saw photos of the islamists raising their flag in the city the other day. Iraq is probably a failed state by the end of the month.Anyway, this stopped happening because the US is not at war with humans but with animals and so journalists do not go.
>>62088367but i did a lil dance
>>62088356I mean, objectively this is a pretty boring war. There isn't a front line, there are no ground forces to embed with, and communications in Iran are basically shut down. Other than waiting around near a Gulf oil refinery and hoping you catch it getting droned, there's basically nothing to be "on the ground" near.
>>62088359In the short term yes. But once demand destruction begins in a few months. Oil will just be the last equity to collapse. So buy and hold. Then when you see everything rolling down. Sell it all. Wait for the bottom around November. And buy hard assets like a mother fucker. I’m waiting for my Exxon and oil services to rise another 25%. Then I’m out till the smash. Then it’s all metals. Commodities. And energy after that
>>62088341I think taco or not Iran will strike those facilities cause it's not the first time Trump has made those threats. Israeli planes are still bombing bridges in Iran anyways
>>62088369You know nothin, Jon Snow
>>62088368lol thats it?>>62088371not today necessarily but whenever is it it will just massively unwindlike aluminum in 2022
Went for a walk past the BP headquarters. Looked pretty comfy inside. They have a coffee machine and a tabletop model of an oil rig. Have you ever actually visited the companies that you hold?
>>62088376I'm pretty sure demand destruction is just a cope for future prices to remain around 100. In 1974 the price of oil rose 3-4x in months and demand destruction didn't happen, we're now even more reliant on it but somehow people will stop driving cars and all freight trains and plastic factories will stop and drive the price down now
Ok Euros its time to go to bed. Guess we'll find out whether the world is ending when we wake up!
>>62088386Work for XOM. Standard office stuff
>>62088384Look in last thread, someone posted the tweet and the paki is desperately pinging anyone related to the war hoping he gets through lmao.
>>62088372>Iraq is probably a failed state by the end of the month.My nigga in Christ, where have you been since 2008?
>>62088386I drove past the MVIS office once
>>62088386They don't have any Micorn facilities in my state...
>>62088388SeX id and dubs this cant be good
>>62088386I walked past my garden and saw oil seeping through between the flowers
>>62088398did you start drilling?
>>62088398Are you sure your garden isn't directly over your septic? You might have a leak
>>62088326>Iran wouldn't LOVE to show Israel getting leveled every hour on the hournaw dawg we gotta slap dis
>>62088372El, Irak is a failed state since 2007, there are entire regions controlled by militias (backed by Iran) with basically no tax collection nor state laws applied since the American invasion.
Just 2 more weeks
IT JUST KEEPS GOING DOWN WHAT THE FUCK
kek, rejected again
>A deal is expected to be reached tonight, a regional source tells CNN
Is there a press conference scheduled for 8 pm when the ultimatum ends? or will the bombing start directly without ceremony?
>>62088420Fake and gay
Oilgods?
>>62088420Artificial & homo
It really is just a series of "two more weeks" for ever and ever and ever. Mr. Bones, i want off!
>>62088420kys bullfag
>>62088420Misleading & fruity.
>>62088121Pretty good
>boss calls me at 23:00>"Saeed has called in sick, you need to come in for the graveyard shift">mfw I'm a supervisor at an Iranian power plant
>>62088420Fabricated and queer
>>62088023>US/Israeli airstrikes targeted Iran’s Amirkabir Petrochemical Plant in Mahshahr, according to Mehr News Agency.
>>62088417To be fair it dumped 8% before his last speech. Notice how it always dumps after market closes? So Barron can buy before his dad makes the announcement.
>Orange clown tacoes again, Israel will bomb Iran this night, more fireworks over Tel Aviv...So tiresome
Uhhh guys… what the actual fuck?
>>62088438What is really mean is that only retail is buying oil...the real selling pressure is showing...
>>62088437Allegedly airstrikes also struck Iranian Aluminium Company (IRALCO), Iran's largest aluminum producer.
Sigh I should have sold oil intraday. He's going to taco and crash my positions even though nothing will have changed
didn't think it would happen but this is a vol event for the ages if i've ever seen one
>Trump sets new deadline-faggot shit
it's gonna giga pump overnight isn't it
>he's still holding oil after the great TACOing is about to droplmao
Some hippies are making noise over BP's climate policy. Why now? Can't they just shut the fuck up and let the stock rip? The world has bigger problems right now.
I think we need to lay down a little truth nuke and accept that we are all in played-out plays. Oil, Memory, wheat futures. We need to pick something else that's not a big name right now
>>62088451The market is controlled by the goyim while the real players are frontrunning with the actual trades.
>Bitcoinlol
>oil dumpingAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
why is oil dumping?when everything closed an no one can buy
why is oil getting heemed so hard bros wtf
BRENT 105>BRENT 105
It's fine because they will figure it out before storage buffers run out.
Anyone else getting absolutely fucked
>>62088186Damn unc
>>62088462only retail can't buy.you just became an oil baggie
>>62088462Xi for forced Pakistan to beg and grovel at the feet of the Americans to save face.
>>62088465I think they're deploying surplus oil
>>62088446I'd pet the shit out of that kitty.
Wti futures open is gonna be...ouch. oil baggies on suicide watch
>>62088465it's fine they can just print more oilcoin
>>62088469I'm 35. Am I the oldest one? /tv/ is full alcoholic and depressed millennials
INTCGODS are making fools of us today..I kneel
I really feel like silver wants to breakout soon.
OILBAGGY ARE YOU OK?OILBAGGY ARE YOU OK?ARE YOU OK, BAGGY?
>>62088476where are you retards when oil is pumping? never see you around those times
>PEACE DEAL!>airstrike>TACO!>aluminum facility explodes>BUY THE DIP!>refinery explodes>BIG NEGOTIATIONS!>bridges explode>TACO TACO TACO!>more airlifts, more troopsare you fucks demented? retarded?
>>62088486It will. As soon as oil has settled. Im waiting to buy AGQ and become a billionaire.
>>62088491PEACE DEAL??? WHERE??? BUYBUY BUY>BREAKING NEWS PEACE ACHIEVED IN MIDDLE EAST SAYS CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS INSIDER
>>62088489We are silent because we never interrupt our enemies when they are making mistakes.
>>62088496The name of the confidential business insider?Dollar Turnip
BRENT 103>BRENT 103
>futures
>>62088491buy the announcementsell the newsshould have bought more SOXL and exited the rest of my XOM because it's getting fucked, at this point I know how this gay market works but I still got a lil
>>62088456Quantum magnetometry seems to be the new hot shit. >navigate in GPS-denied environments>locate moving vehicles and single persons >map underground geology and minerals>find uxo and landmines
>Iranian official tells Reuters: We are positively considering the proposal for a two-week ceasefire
>>62088503every dip under $110 is a gift
>>62088491Yes the market is retarded. When your up 10-20% sell immediately I'm so glad I sold my SOXL puts when I did because I knew this taco faggot from orange nigger was coming and then Friday we will be back at war again
>>62088249I love Lula for having balls but a retarded commie is a retarded commie
>>62088509don't fall for th fomoe trap, timing the top/bottom is impossible. I've been in this since the start and have positions well into 2027, idgaf if oil dumps now and then
Starting to reconsider BP. Not because of the fake oil dumps and I stand by everything I said about the value of the company. it's just that that little AEP palm oil company seems to be doing better. Up 6% today. To be honest I've never liked blue chips. Their Mcaps are already so high and they're usually strangled by regulation. I feel like they're just one climate law or tax away from crashing.
>>62088514that's what I mean like I should have known the outcome was pump into friday, with whatever god knows what happening over the weekend while nobody can do anything
>>62088451never doubted it babe
>>62088511Classic optics management>we are seriously considering the peace deal>oops we got bombed, our hand is forced to retaliate
>>62088498>enemiesso you're some gind of glowinigger huh
>>62088456Plastic, it's very underappreciated and it's a miracle we've had something so cheap.and versatile for 100 years.
>>62088186It's out there, it's just hard to get to. The truly good, hi-res stuff without watermarks and propaganda angles is just hard to find.
>>62088522Ayatollah Khameni spotted wearing 'war ring'!
WHYFUCKING WHY AFTER I SOLD MY USO PUTS AT A 70% LOSS THIS MORNING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERrrrRRRRRRRR
>>62088186>on TVAll that was footage doctored by the pentagon cause they thought they were winning. It doesn't help that they revoked all press passes last december, remember that?
>>62088532NO CRYING IN THE CASINO!
>>62088532>he tried timing the market
>>62088532Play silly games.
bullish for Oil
>>62088523Of course. A glowie, kike, nig, and finally, a miga. I live inside your computer, watching you trade. Then I signal the bussy operator to dump crude. I watch you through a camera you cannot detect. When my sensors show your anger levels spiking I post "kek, Oil baggies".
>>62088533>It doesn't help that they revoked all press passes last december, remember that?exactly. that was in preperation for this. real time media is entirely captured by the white house
>>62088491The answer is always "Buy"
>>62088481>Am I the oldest one?There are literal boomers posting here
>>62088542pretty long post to say youre a fag
Also, the price of palm oil isn't manipulated unlike crude oil.
BRENT 102>BRENT 102
>>62088550old people are really interested in politics and stocks. its a trademark of being an oldfag. take this guy for example, >>62088542 hes easily 45-50 years old, fat and chronically unemployed
Why would Iran accept that proposal if it's basically the same as all the other proposals that they get every single day?
>>62088355Realistically what could he even do?
>>62088023It’s over.
>>62088562the only possible proposal is some kind of illicit business deal that they will not tell the public about at all in the news
>>62088420Sauce?
>>62088566We are reaching levels of over that Iran did not yet know of
>>62088555>palm oilThat's so 2025. You should be investing in olive oil. >USA secures large shipment of spanish olive oil >Sales at gas stations in Malaga are up 60%
>ToS allows 24/5 trading on XOM
>>62088420>No all praise be to allahFake&pederast
>>62088566this means we're getting a deal tonight right?
>>62088550If you just post fast enough they can't keep up with the conversation.
>>62088567Iran has publically stated that they don't want thid war to end in any other way than US humiliation lol. Their peace terms include removal of all US bases in the ME, good luck agreeing on that
what are the odds a fake deal is announced tonight and iran says we didnt agree to this and america just pretends like they did and withdraw lmao
>>62088587They'll just keep bombing Israel and vice versa, nothing changes
>>62088587>pretends like they did and withdraw lmaoEventually thats what will happen lol.
>>62088587Iran already announced in advance that they cut all contact. How would he even come back from "we will destroy your civilization" anyway?
>>62088595>Iran already announced in advance that they cut all contact.That was a bad report from Reuters. You should've read Axios instead.
>>62088595What Trump said in the past is always irrelevant to him. The only thing that matters is what he’s saying next.
>>62088587if oil isn't flowing through the strait nothing is resolved, and Israel is the real decider here
>BREAKING NEWS PEACE ACHIEVED SAYS CONFIDENTIAL SOURCE -MTVBREAKING NEWS PEACE ACHIEVED SAYS CONFIDENTIAL SOURCE -MTV>BREAKING NEWS PEACE ACHIEVED SAYS CONFIDENTIAL SOURCE -MTVBREAKING NEWS PEACE ACHIEVED SAYS CONFIDENTIAL SOURCE -MTV>BREAKING NEWS PEACE ACHIEVED SAYS CONFIDENTIAL SOURCE -MTVBREAKING NEWS PEACE ACHIEVED SAYS CONFIDENTIAL SOURCE -MTV
>buy the rumor phasecan't stand this meme economy
>>62088618GROK IS THIS REAL GROK IS THIS REAL GROK IS THIS REAL GROK IS THIS REAL
>>62088607>Look up Axios>"Progress has been made on a ceasefire deal according to the U.S and Israel"Lol, lmao even.
>18 pbtidI trust this guy
>>62088618RIP MTV
>>62088635>>62088635>>62088635
