TACO tuesday edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62086058
We are going to end green, aren't we?
billions must die
CAR is the next big thing
LONG PEACE
NIGGER TUESDAY
SOXL GREEN
> nows
BREAKING: IRAN HAS AGREED TO BECOME A US PUPPET STATE — AXIOS
>BREAKING per anonymous White House sources as reported by Axios, Trump: "I shidded and perhaps even farded"
HEYHEYHEYI GOTTA BE A TACO TACO MAN..IVE GOT TO BE...A TACO MANIVE GOT BE A TACOTACOMAN
>>62087042KMBgods won
>He thinks he's buying the dip>He's about to get bull trapped>He thinks Blumpf is bluffing about destroying a civilisation tonight
>>62087045I FUCKING KNEEL
short oil
Panicans and doomers in /smg/ are going to have egg on their face tomorrowI trust the plan every day. I love Trump. I am MAGA and have been since the Miracle at Butler.
>>62087053You're clearly insane. I will do the exact opposite of you.
BREAKING: TRUMP AND AYATOLLA TO GO OUT FOR MEXICAN AND MARGARITAS. BUY BEANS!
>>62087058Possessing insanity within an insane world is to be sane.SHORT OILLONG TECH
>Deadline extended to 3:59:59pm friday
>>62087062Heyyy you just said that this was a bulltrap....
>>62087058Only fools think intelligent people are insane
ummmm bros look at socks computer
I swear to god if this bear flag on QQQ doesn't result in a huge dump I'm gonna fuck someone in the ass
buy tech short oil
there's a third option, he might not just hit the power plants but instead strike other targetsand say "power plants are next if you don't do a deal by xxx date"
>>62087072Not me doe
I should've bought some heroin just incase the orange nigger does do it tbqhdesune. Go out in style with a fat nigger overdose
>>62087065I'm playing both sides so I always come out on top
How many hours until taco ?
>>62087083>LongandShortGOD
>>62087050why would that be bearish tho
>>62087044>taco taco manmore like COCK-O COCK-O man am i right fellas?
>>62087078kikes are having a countdown till TID there’s no tacoing
>>62087083The victorious ones have saidThat emptiness is the relinquishing of all views.For whomever emptiness is a view,That one has achieved nothing
I’m eating sum carrots right now.
>market doesn’t care Man this is going to be exactly like liberation day if there is no deal tonight. Entire market really expects a TACO
everyone is expecting a taco so there is no upside here, the only way is downthe taco is priced in
He isn't gonna taco, but the strikes will be less severe then everyone thinks. Slight dip so bulls get raped and bears don't make money because their puts were too OTM
>>62087097BUT WHAT IF THE HORMUSSY CONSENTS THO
I don't understand, if we blow up all of Iran's shit, why would our economy suffer? We don't do shit for business with the country and all our shit will stay safe boss.
>>62087053>>62087066>>62087074MIGA!!!! Go max long on jewish owned companies like META, GOOG, and ORCL!!!
>Another 0% dayThe market is FROZEN
>>62087090TID?
>US President: “An entire civilization will be vaporized tonight” >Market: crabs and then pumps Ok I throw in the towel, I give up.
How ya goin today lads
>>62087111tehran icecream day
>>62087104Sustained 200 oil?
>>62087097Not priced in, a lot of panicans around still. Only concepts of a deal are priced in.
>>62087115Kayyy, kayyy....how about you?
>>62087104>>62087105They’re talking about you boss
>>62087114hope is a powerful feeling
>>62087105>new
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62087104We can't MIGA without massive international sanctions against the United States, goy. I need you to bless Israel by shorting oil and longing tech.
>>62087079Looks like your ass is safe, thanks for your service
>>62087114If you make gains, cash them out immediately. This market is retarded and won't come to its senses until actual things happen...so if it's not a taco tonight it will be an obscene bloodbath tommorrow I'm not even kidding. Maybe a circuit breaker. He taco's the market will just crab along up or down a few percent The real money to be made is guessing when the action actually happens and I am bettering the negotiations will magically stop at 3:59:59pm friday
>>62087108
>>62087122Bought 1dte SPY puts at the open then sold and bought calls at pretty much the bottom but then I sold those too early
>(REUTERS) New: Pakistani diplomats close to the negotiations have said that "significant progress is being made" at satisfying both parties before the 8pm EST deadline
This is so insane just fucking DUMP.
>>62087149>everyone on the market manipulation lol
>>62087141>I am bettering the negotiations will magically stop at 3:59:59pm fridaymeaning you think it'll be a bloodbath or a TACO?
Tonight will be the final test of this disgusting market
Bears have become huge pussies that can’t even make the indices go down 2% in a day even when Trump starts a huge energy war, it’s pathetic
>>62087104Our economy is sustained by AI company's now, that's why we are suffering.
some definite truth nukes here. wait until he hears about BRICS and what a joke their economies are though kek. https://nitter.poast.org/johnkonrad/status/2041286443021066651#m
I mean look at this shit kek
>>62087156the pussies are the slurpers who are too afraid to look reality in the eye and hope for a taco, but they will get theirs dont you worry young padawan
>>62087163i hate them so much....
>>62087149Crazy how they will be like:>Eww, you can’t trust what iran says, they’re a brown terrorist country .>But this different brown terrorist country that lives next door to them tho, Buy Buy Buy!
>>62087161We can give it a tester run and just close all of Europe to US planes to see how it goes.This evening would be a convenient time to do that.
>>62087168They are fighting alongside American Warfighters. Maybe show some fucking respect?
oh wow so this is why the market is pumpinghttps://x.com/BillClinton/status/2041496200877150223
Iran is going to surrender soon, goy! Two more weeks, trust Bibi! MIGA!!!! You should bless Israel by shorting oil during an energy crisis!!!
>>62087161>>62087171stocks?
Ok so im reading both that Iran has cut off all negotiations after trumps tweet, and also that the talks are going better than ever. Which one is it
>>62087179both, trust the process
>>62087156Bears shorting doesn't dump the market dumboIt's the lemmings selling that does it but they're being stubborn as hell
>>62087163Just imagine the absolute seethe from the muzzies and leftist if regime change happens and Iran becomes friendly to the US and Israel.
>>62087175kek I knew that you were Israeli, and now you've just confirmed it
>>62087179Talks must have been doing really bad if ceasing them altogether is an improvementHope they trick Vance into going to Islamabad and then kidnap him
>>62087186MIGA!!!! Short oil!!!!
>>62087176Clinton might be a senile pedophile, but at least he never nuked anyone.
>talks
>>62087186Just imagine if amerimutts could take 1 minute to proofread their own posts so that they would understand how retarded they sound
>>62087153Meaning it will happen over the weekend and talks will magically restart Monday morning.So it's almost as if the administration is not gonna let the market fall much. But on the flip side, Iran holds escalation cards and I don't see how they can escalate anymore but now Israel is just doing what it wants. The whole thing is retarded and Trump is a fucking moron who sucks Jewish cock and threw it all away. Things were moving in the right direction until this shit. I literally went from a 3 time Trump voter to hoping he goes to jail. I specifically voted against no new fucking gay wars especially with the final boss in the middle east
>>62087187I’m American, you bitchass
The market is ending flat with oil red mark my words
>>62087059This nigga buyin beans
>>62087195>but at least he never nuked anyone.That we know of
Will TSLA go under $200 this year?
BULL SIGNAL
>>62087210Only if Tesla truck fail
War over, kek panicans.
Nah that's it I'm so done with these fucking retardpumps I'm out no more trading today
art of the kneel (to Israel)
>>62087053>Oh I’m a filthy mumutranny and I need QE, hail to the motherfucking P P T>bobos runnin round wants to get me Down, gotta remind him that in fact he’s brown!>don’t care about the numbers or reyal aaaa teeee, just go ahead and don and pump my bags for free!>yeah the mumutranny life that’s the life for me, just go ahead and hollow out the real econ o meeeeee!
markets are moving aggressively.... whats axios said now?
>>62087202>Meaning it will happen over the weekend and talks will magically restart Monday morning.What are you saying here? A bloodbath will happen over the weekend, but markets will open up to a TACO? Major green candles on the SPY chart right now BTW
>>62087212kek
>>62087203Shalom, brother! There's no reason to be ashamed of our proud Jewish heritage, especially when Trump is president! We're going to MIGA by shorting oil and longing Jewish tech companies!
>>62087212jesus fucking christ what the hell
>>62087212I love him so much boss.
>>62087210Shorting Tesla is sure thing because Democrats are gonna break it up into a million pieces and get their nigger social media narrative machine back
>>62087212So sick of retards here posting fake tweets that aren't even funny
Wtfwt bros what the fuck was that
>>62087212>market reaction: fully erect
>>62087214The cybertruck already failed
>>62087212had to check, praise be to allah
This ad, kek
HE SHORTED THE FUCKING BOTTOM PWAHAAHHAHAHA
@grok how to filter retarded tripfags forever
>>62087236what are the odds?
All thousand of my migpede legs are strumming.
>>62087236Why use just one? We needed two for Japan, and they had an even smaller population than Iran has boss.
In case you missed it:- Japanese PM convinced the US to relax paperwork requirements to let Japanese tankers load US crude, lowering the days needed to get a COFR from 30 days to 3 days- Subsequently they bought any US crude they could find and have secured enough oil to last to 2027- They are already talking about a 20 day extension of their 45-day oil reserve release. They had a total of ~250 days so plenty of buffer.- They are using their energy security (not even a producer) for diplomacy, and sending fuel cargoes to the unwashed masses of the Philippines and Australia, to score good boy pointsThis is what a serious country looks like.Compare that to the EU which is getting outbid on cargoes and is considering setting up a "committee" to discuss fuel tax cuts (demand subsidies) and mandatory work from home (performative fascism).This is why Japan has the #2 stock market in the world after the US.
>market already recovered before my paycheck hitfug
Careful. You might just be HOOKED
I have to admit that I find the latest developments fairly entertaining. I'm not sure we'll ever see anything like this ever again. A world leader threatening to wipe out entire nation in social media posts.
Please taco trump, don’t do it. I had plans with my stock returns
OMEGALUL
>>62087246The entire continent of Europe has TDS, while the Japanese people understand they have an opportunity to make something special happen.
>>62087234I mean the semi truck
>>62087247Well...not exactly...
Where the fuck is Bussyant?When was the last time he appeared in public?We need him in the room right fucking now
>>62087212>map making companies.My immediate thought was Esri but it's private. There's Google I guess.
It you aren't buying right now then you're a fucking retard.
>>62087246dank effortposting
AMC calls and SPY calls
>>62087255From Japan's perspective, WW2 was largely an oil resource conflict so they are very proactive with managing oil inventories and deeply understand the importance
>>62087212how bad will it get this week?
>>62087264I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't think anybody who was managing oil in WW2 is alive right now
>>62087252>Trump gets exactly what he wants tonight, doing what every President since Carter failed to do>retards in /smg/ are going to claim TACOI’m tired of TDS trannies
>>62087263>androidcel>$700Got us a new Warren Buffett
>>62087267It's almost like we could have just bombed the Viet Cong in 1 night and won
>>62087221I'm saying it doesn't matter. The markets are being fucked with and don't be surprised we circuit breakers for no reason at all one day. Timing the action is impossible with these niggers
>>62087267Not this week. Later.Long term.Damage.To.Confidence InMarkets.
>>62087267That depends on what your definition of the word how is.
>>62087268thank you for your honesty
Updated chart
>>62087267he won't do shitI wish he would but he won't
>>62087246TotalEnergies secured 80 tankers from Oman on day 0 not believing the WH lies, making and winning the biggest oil bet in History, with an instant 1B$ profit, wtf are you on, nigger. And that's just one company. Look at what the big bois oil trading firms in London and Geneva did. Retard.
just came back from wageslaving. did i just miss the ultimate bottom? tf happened /smg/? why are we so back all of a sudden?
>>62087261>>62087269MIGA!!!! Let the goyim deal in the real world. We'll just use their tax dollars to pump the stock market. We don't need things like "oil" or "petrochemicals" or "food".
>>62087236I clicked one and it brought me to this
>>62087290sign up bro
>>62087290>loose
we will creep back up to snp highs / oil lows in the next few hours, then reverse violently when the nukes fly
There are no words to express how much I hate this clown market. Fuck every single bull out there. I hope you die a painful death.
>>62087302:( I don't hate you anony
>>62087290Imagine the amount of money Trump boomers get scammed out every day with things like this.
>>62087289You are either bagholding oil or you have shorts somewhere in tech, lol
>>62087285>Look at what the big bois oil trading firms in London and Geneva did.They lost billions.https://www.ft.com/content/22e7678b-e7ec-4bf0-8258-906eaa2d7a42?syn-25a6b1a6=1Total didn't buy the cargoes for Europe. They can do whatever they want with them, and will probably sell them to Asia.
>>62087285then why xom just can't pump enough? my xom calls are slowly getting heemed by theta . TRUMP SAMA DO SOMETHING
>>62087302lmao dont use stop orders
> feel a little crazy holding my leveraged shorts into tonight> realize there are ppl buying right now
AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH OIL BAGGIESAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BLACK GOO BAGGOTSAHAAHHHAHAHAHAH 2ND MOST PLENTIFUL LIQUID ON EARTH TRADING LIKE ITS GOING EXTINCTPANICANS BTFOGREASY OILERS BTFOBIZRAELIS BTFO
cam on close green you sunofabitch
>>62087302>>62087302>Fuck every single bull out there. I hope you die a painful death.But I didn't do anything except buy assets that were trading at a value lower than I believed them to be worth and just never sell. What did I do to you?
>>62087317Now is a good time to buy.
>someone calls>leaves a message for once since 90% of calls don't leave messages now>"oh you applied to -garbled words- and call us about the position"WHAT POSITION YOU FUCKING MORONWHY IS EVERY HIRING MANAGER LITERALLY RETARDEDCLEARLY STATE WHAT YOU'RE HIRING FOR SO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A SCAM
>>62087246thanks anon but what's the play rn? what should i buy?
Sandisk you little mangy twat
I fucking hate myself for listening to people online who told me not to buy when the market was low last year. I would have made so much money and not have to deal with this horseshit anymore.
>>62087326KMB. It lags the bull so if you need a pick up its always there. Not to mention they're comfy as hell.
>>62087310Is that a hint of antisemitism I detect in your keystrokes? I'm just here to celebrate MIGA's genocidal victory over Amalek along with my fellow Israelis. Remember: it's literally antisemitic to be long oil or short tech. We only allow the goyim to exist so they can pump the share prices of Jewish-owned businesses.
>KUWAIT URGES RESIDENTS TO STAY INDOORS FROM MIDNIGHT TO 6 AM LOCAL TIME WEDNESDAY
>2 hours to close>another nigger crab day ends flatit's so tiresome
>>62087289Oh buddy.This has been going on since April.You wish you could pin this on Jews/zionists. Then we could avoid the coming apocalypse by simply opening the straight.But the reality is so much worse than you can possibly imagine. You have no idea what’s coming for mumu.
>>62087338How are the Djinn supposed to get to school if you can't leave at night?
>>62087267Isn't this the definition of a genocide? Like a real one not the fake holocaust shit
>>62087212Honestly, after that "Fucking strait" and "Bless Allah" I can never tell which tweet is fake or not.
>>62087345no, a genocide is ukraine/palestine the past 4 years. if they were genociding they wouldn't talk about it much.
>>62087345Doesn't count. Persians aren't people boss.
>>62087272I just need AMC to 5 dollars anon that would be a huge windfall to my poorfag ass Don't care about 200 dollars or 500 dollars whatever gamestop was
>>62087345Genocide sounds pretty harsh. A regime change sounds much nicer.
>>62087329yeah man if only you could look into the future, then all your problems would go away
The kikes are pumping the market before Iran is annihilated. Sardonic
>>62087345>muh Iranian genocide>holocaust is fake!We see you ahmed…
>>62087329Embrace DCA and buy every dip.
>>62087367I have to work either way, genius, if I gamble and win I don't have to work. That's the point of investing and trading and selling shit on my ebay store.>>62087375Yes
>>62087381Well you're not going to have a chance with your money out of the market, now are ya?
>Before talks broke down, Iranian officials told Pakistan that they believed Iran was winning the war. -WSJWILL HE CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME?
>>62087252>>62087269don't listen to this fag, nuke the iranians and send this market down 50%.
>>62087372It's okay, brother. The goyim won't be able to laugh at us anymore after we summon the Moshiach to enslave them. Then we can finally MIGA after we've annexed all the land between the Nile and Euphrates. In the meantime I'm going to keep shorting oil and longing Jewish-owned tech companies.
lel
>>62087391I don't think...I believe this...
>>62087391>If your enemies kill you, you win.No wonder all the leaf faggots love this regime boss.
just fucking buy PINS so I can get out ffs
Can the Ding Ding Ding post please come. I wanna quit for today. Lame crab days.
>>62087387The suicidal confidence of the shia is almost admirable.
>>62087387Holy fuck they're actually gonna get nuked rip sandnegros.
getting real tired of these 25th amendment motherfuckers'uooh uhh oaaah 25th amendment uoooh it's being pushed hoooaah he's being removed!!!'needs super majority of 66% house, and senate, and he can still just decide 'nah' and then the supreme court has to rule on it after house and senate get an even BIGGER vote.If anything, you'd think this would teach people a bit about our political system.
>>62087141Its gonna be bright green no matter what.
>>62087409these are the posts I'm here for
I'm making crispy beef tacos tonight with some Doritos cheesy nacho flavored shells I just bought
When it comes to my uranium stocks what will happen if Iran gets nuked can they retaliate with 60-100 enriched uranium nukes?
>>62087412>Doritos cheesy nacho flavored shellsThey sell those separately? Damn, I'm jelly. I'd totally make bean tacos with those
>>62087186How is regime change gonna happen when you kill lots of Iranians?They promised regime change in a 2 weeks or so, now they wanna destroy the country fully (if they still do)Also it’s funny that twice cia paid Iraq Kurds to bring starlink satellites and weapons to bring to Iranian dissidents and twice they stole themLmaoMy belief is that shit wasn’t ready yet for revolution, Israel LIED to USA, told trump it’s all good and two more weeks of bombing and it will happenThey lied and now we stuck between running away (bad) or destroying an entire country (bad again)
>>62087212As a "feint" reminder....
>>62087413every time the word nuke gets mentioned in a headline we push nuclear adoption a year furtherif a real one goes off you can expect uranium miners to tank for years or decades evennon proliferation already kills a large chunk of demand and higher energy costs is a double whammy
>>62087407Let people dream anonlife is hell under his boot
>>62087413I think nuclear power demand might drop a lot
>>62087413I hope you're holding physical plutonium(futures). Tritium exposure would also be beneficial, to your portfolio
>>62087400yeah this market sucks
Sold it all. Bad feeling about the next few weeks. Trump has gone nuts. It seems the vice president and the chiefs have tried to brief him. Buts completely cut himself off from our own intel briefings and the DNI assessments. He’s getting stove piped briefings through Whitkoff and Kushner. Neither of which are actual state employees or have any official job. Just his gold buddy and son in law. Both who are being openly called Israeli agents openly now even by MI6. The VP and Ratcliffe and DNI are struggling to even get access to him through Susan Wiles. All these briefings are being composed by Israeli intel. Trump apparently is oblivious according to Barnes (Vance’s buddy).
>>62087391While the regime is alive (the main US mil objective) Iran is winningend of story
>>62087421Given their economy was already completely fucked and they had to put down massive protests it's safe to assume the regime isn't too popular among most Iranians.
I posted this as a joke yesterday but I can’t believe trump actually said some crazy shit after
>xe sold
>>62087415My bad, they're just generic nacho cheese but whatever
>>62087387Based Iran finally putting their foot down against the aggressive and unjust US empire
>>62087398this isn't call of duty retard, US has failed it's main objective of regime change and now can't open a waterway which was open before the war, lmao
>>62087203You are just cattle and a slave to Zionists
>>62087382cute
>>62087443I will die happy if Trump says "YOLO"
>>62087443>I can’t believe trump actually said some crazy shityou need to go back bro
people literally loading up on taco trades rn
>>62087450>Regime change failed>Current leader is a 1-legged gay guy in a coma the last 2 weeksSure Jan.
>>62087371Iran won't be annihilated
>>62087443>>62087267>>62087212Where does this nigga even get the time to tweet all this stuff he's literally the busiest man on earth
Why is oil tanking? Im not gonna buy it smiggers. Its a trap.
kek theyre making japan commit seppuku to short oil
>>62087441Rally around the flag effect. Civilians are currently creating human shields around bridges and power plants
What a tard
>>62087438all valid pointsall sadly priced in>Trump has gone nuts.the smart money is betting on this just being a strategy. I doube trump has much say in any of this himself he's just the face of this retarded campaign being waged by the "deep state" which is basically whoever coordinates military action after the fuck up by israel which dragged the entire planet into this stupid conflict.sad state of affairs to say the least
>>62087387this is good. bad = good. thats how the market works. higher oil prices = bullish
>>62087372holocaust is fake kike
>>62087450>US has failed it's main objective of regime changeI dunno, that dude died, and now it's a new regime. The US achieved that goal in like 20 seconds. However the real goal is TID, and that is still in progress boss.
>>62087338yeah no shit shaheds and ballistic missiles are flying all over the place
>85th fake rumour about the war being over and Iran begging for a deal>oil dumps, market pumps>targeting powerplants, civilian infrastructure, boots on the ground imminent, Iran saying no restraints anymore and "I'm going to genocide them">everything crabsThis is the fakest faky fake market ever. The entire thing is a scam.
>>62087466trump gets jewed again lmao
>>62087329>now that I know Y I should have done Xok
Just bought a shitton of 0DTE SPY CALLS
>>62087471Gobbler. You’ve literally got to be a bot at this stage.
>>62087465If that was happening they wouldn't need checkpoints along roads and in cities while bringing in arabs to try to keep people in line. The regime is clearly afraid of its people.
>>62087319not happening chuddie
>>62087457>>62087471>killing a few dozen guys in a regime which were replaced by guys in the same regime is regime changewow, the amerishart cope is fucking beautiful to watch in real time, lmao
>>62087477the important thing is no one is talking about the epstein files anymore
>>62087482yeah goy just let in all the mossad agents, stop restricting our spies. No shit retard they have checkpoints they're at war and last time a mossad cell took over part of the IRGC to launch false flag attacks
>>62087468Do you want to ride this dragon? Especially with leverage? I don’t think chaos like this can be priced in. Very unexpected things could be coming. Some potentially very unpleasant
>>62087302holy based
Why is oil shitting the bed
>>62087489Mossad must be pretty baller if they are so afraid of them they have to bring in foreigners to deal with them.
>>62087481not a bot, just extremely obvious baitdon't be a retard and just ignore him
>>62087493i solded
Uhbros we're pumping in the wrong direction
>>62087466>the israelis told trump they could loosen the hormussy but instead it snapped shut
>>62087478It's literally buy the dip, you absolute fag.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lWu2fw6APM4Your god warren says it's possible to make it with only 20 decisions.
>>62087491>Especially with leverage?lol fuck noI'm sitting in low double digit % cash but this could easily go either way. the mad man rhetoric could just be a strategy or we could all wake up tomorrow to threads irl. them's the breaks.
CAR will hit 300 tomorrow, free 20%.
The job that just called me back.... I applied 10 months ago. Whqat the fuck is wrong with HR managers in this country.
>>62087493It’s being massively naked shorted. To get cash oil right now off a tanker. You have to pay 160 to 170 dollars. Those being short at 90 dollars have a decision to make very soon. Walk away and take the losses before the contracts roll in 2-3 weeks as the April contract ends. Or face extreme open ended pain. Or deliver the actual oil.
>>62087479Kino, but retarded moves
#ResistAmericanImperialismno matter the cost
>>62087466dude violent kurdish horde lmaogood guys btw
>>62087513I would love to see nothing more than getting paper oil jews getting squeezed to hell.
>>62087499Bit bait can be interesting. It’s like someone just made a bot to regurgitate the mast banal and retarded takes for MSM and trumps tweets. I’m amazed if this tard actually has a bag.
>>62087516they yearn for the bombs!>>62087479thanks for the sacrifice
>>62087516Israelis should try this tactic out
>>62087514The TACO literally has a 100% probability, this cant fail
>>62087487We're about to kill a whole lot more in about 5 and a half hours. In less than 10 hours time the regime will have been changed, and the civilization no more boss.
>>62087506It’s so idiotic. I grew up in the 70s. I remember politicians of actual substance. It’s hard to describe how shallow and glib things have become. Yet everything is all on the line. It’s comical.
>>62087530what will your cope be when that inevitably doesn't happen?
>>62087497that's why they're holed up in a bunker and you're being raped by "missile debris"
>>62087532whats with the name
>>62087527dude... please dont be like that. you sound rather problematic
Do you really think the stock market will correct before big name IPOs like OpenAI, SpaceX and Anthropic?Listen to this 6'10 gigachadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOyFja87uyw
>>62087516>operation meatshield
>>62087508>80% in 5 daysWut?
>>62087537There's no cope anon, they'll just keep asking to kill more civilians like it's a cod match and believe they'll win if they kill enough. Same shit happened in 'nam
>>62087537will eat my dick boss
>>62087541Dunno. I made a post about the moon mission last night. The shot cameras. Now it appears in every post. I’m too lazy right now to delete every time or empty the cache.
>>62087538So why do they need the checkpoints and to bring in their arab militias then?
miniature dumpling incoming
How do I long nuclear holocaust
Free money alert.This company has agreed a buyout at $35 months ago, expected to close later in the year.
>>62087556Metals and land.
>>62087463Takaichi is really a dumb fucking niggeress.Never elect women.
>>62087553>why are they acting like they're at war?this is why iran is winning lmao
>>62087556buy canned food
America's real president (Netanyahu) has said multiple times that he wants to literally kill every last Iranian civilian by comparing them to biblical "Amalek", and you retards still think there's going to be a TACO kek. Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
It's go time, baby! buy your puts before closehttps://x.com/stellarman22/status/2041563448937525592
>>62087557there's reason it's down at 26 bro
>>62087508Dammit! Late again
>>62087568Yes obviouslyBut the upside potential is hugeI personally think the sale is happening. Even the employee union blessed it.
>>62087561You didn't answer the question. Why do they need them?
what the fuck is up with this random spike of volume in RTI? It's like 3 times higher than the rest of the day and like no news dropped at the time.Couldn't have a faker market if you tried.
ITS A PLANNED TACTICAL NUKETHE DEMONRATS LEAKED ITITS HAPPENING
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>>62086994$7?! That's supposed to be a deal?!
>>62087574cause they're at war and trying to maintain opsec internally and reaching out to their allies retard. Why does the US need to use romanian air force bases?
Is it better to short SPY or long oil right now?>>62087578fuguuu should've bought that dip..>>62087573Sale of what? I've been monitoring ZIM loosely lately, surprised it hasn't mooned more.
>>62087387They are betting on TACO.
I used to avoid messing with oil because it's so politically controlled and manipulated, but at this point SPY/SPX is too..
>>62087557
1dte spy puts here we go, I hope we see lots of wojaks tomorrow
>>62087567ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!! I LOVE MY DEAR LEADER!!!! >BOMB BOMB BOMB >BOMB BOMB IRAN!!!!!
>>62087583Again. What are they doing? If mossad is in their bunkers and the US doesn't have any troops on the ground why do they have arab militas roaming the cities?
>>62087584it's time to oil up anon
>>62087599Yeah I regret not simply longing oil. I've been shorting SPY instead, but lately oil and SPY have shown they're willing to go up together. Oil is the more direct play so I should've just longed it. I'm watching for dips now, hoping to get in below $110.
>>62087567Should I invest in iodine pills?
>>62087604I don't blame you, it could've gone either way with this manipulation, if TACO oil would still be fucked but calls expiring shortly would be too. It's not an easy bet
>>62087595he got the bloodlust
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>>62087610It’s inverse to neuron count
>>62087611still a lil life left in this one
>>62087530>the civilization no moreUnlikely. US efforts against Iran don't come even remotely close to our effort against the Jews, and we failed to end their civilization.We have to ask ourselves what the bluster is meant to achieve. Is it an attempt to negotiate "arab-style" with tough words and they are actually talking? Is it delusional? What does it say about the real situation and can we interpret the meaning of this choice of words for the markets? t. german
Hey frens!!...my mom just handed me a phone...I just woke up from a coma. I've been asleep since December 2019. Man I'm hungry. Last thing I ate was a $4 crave box from Taco Bell with 3 Beefy burritos. Was trump impeached? How do you guys feel about Bitcoin being at $300. Is it worth it? Anything else happen while I was gone?
>>62087557yea bro remind me in december, the sale isn't happening anytime soon. Obviously the market is sceptical
