bring our young boys home edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62086994
Is this bullish for AI?
>>62087585>editionIn a casket or alive?
he's fucking lost it. how do I capitalize on this
First for Amalek blood sacrifice
my fellow indians, do not come to canada. in india i could poop when and where i want as a free man but since moving to canada i have had to learn how to poop in something called a tim hortons, it is awful. you sit on the tim horton and it is like a white bowl of water and you put poop in water and then it is washed away. so i think maybe its ok if i poop in water, they yell at me and close the beach and tell me to poop in the time hortons but they are greedy and tell me to pay the time hortons to poop and drink coffee which makes more poop and all my money goes to the place with the tim hortons. very bad
First for Jewish tricks
>>62087598HE LEARNED NOTHING FROM VIETNAM
>>62087588Horseshit>>62087598 WTF is he talking about. All ties have been cut.
>>62087598Seems reasonable to me. 5 hours is plenty of time to pickup the phone and make a deal, even a kid knows that.
WHY ARE WE DUMPINGWHERE IS THE V TEAM!!JEROME!
buy tech short oil
>>62087609Yeah and I'm mostly doing options, IDK anything the liquidity on the oil options chains but SPY is the gold standard there. Looks like XLE has the best liquidity for oil related options. Would it be better to long an oil company instead?
What physiognomy is this?
>USO green>XLE red
Where do I buy iodine pills?
>>62087625who needs oiljust send it in an email and I'll 3d print it
WE ARE THE MUMUS AND WE ARE NEVER SELLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62087631Every pharmacy has them
KEK tech baggies!
>>62087588That's just every investor buzzword since covid, it makes no sense technically
AQQQAAA ITS FUCKING RUGGING
oh shit its gonna be a taco, long long long!
>>62087588AI is always just some form of statistical inference. So this headline is saying they can use sensors + statistical inference to detect heartbeats. Not particularly mind blowing.
>>62087628I got no idea. They might go up cause oil profits, but the fuel price might also cut into their margins. Hard to tell, personally I'll long plastic manufacturers like DOW or BFSA
AAAAAAA ITS DUMPING WHYYNEWS???
>>62087637I can’t find anyone with potassium iodide in stock.Just normal potassium. Doesn’t it need to be the salt to protect against radiation?If they are nuking their way ground burst through a quarter mile of granite it going to be a lot of radioactive particles in the air and a lot of fallout. I don’t want a retard baby 5 years from now.
It's going to go back down as reality sets in that Trump has no last minute speech to stop what he's doing. The pump earlier today was robots inversing wti futes.He's already doing the infrastructure bombing the ship's sailing.
just a little taste of the sour hour to come
>>62087554upgrading this to major dumpling >>62087650I'll have to do some research and find out how I wanna be positioned there. I'd expect companies not reliant not he strait to be sitting in a pretty good spot right now..
>>62087648is it a soft shell or hard shell?pic related norwegisn "taco"
Iran preparing to detonate it's own Bushehr Nuclear Powerplant if struck tonight, poisoning the entire Persian Gulf!
nigga why do you want to live through an apocalypse
feels like even the markets have given up the TACO hopes bros....
>>62087616We never nuked vietnam you retard. I hope he keeps nuking Iran until it's flat desert that is uninhabitable forever.
>>62087655Definitely since the ones in the strait are flying up with the clouds rn
At some point in the future, they will figure out how to check who people voted for, and Trump voters will be rounded up and put into forced labor camps.
Holy shit you guys panic about any movement up or down. Really cringe behaviour.
>>62087631Make sure its potassium iodide
>The Pentagon has prepared options for Trump that include targets used for both military and civilian purposes.
I get the feeling that Iranians are ready to die as long as "the world talks about it for centuries" (forgtten in 2 years)
>>62087651no news, the awaited taco just isnt on the menu
>>62087666I voted for him and I'll do it again
POWER HOUR PLEASEWHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKMAKE THE LINE GO BACK UPNO MORE DUMPINGWE DEMAND TACOSBIG BEEFY TACOSJEROME
Today is global gamblers day!Buy or sell?
>>62087656the biggest one, scott bussy announced that 2026 will "be a banquet for americans"
Tonight it beginsTomorrow we're going to see circuit breakers
I guess the hopium wore off and the market is coming to terms with the firework show we are getting tonight.
>>62087652Can’t be that bad being a retarded baby. Gobbler still finds a way to post on the regular.
>>62087680and cool videos with big explosions
what bullshit did i miss today? didnt check onces
Need professional advice before close.. Flatten my 4/10 puts or hold through? Mostly worried about IV crush tonight.
wow that dump lasted a whole 5 minutesso scared oh no
Why do people want china to be a superpower so bad? They have a shitload of bad policies it just never gets aired.People will be back to sucking america dick in 3 years when Gavin becomes president.
>>62087668the 1 minute candle watching has gotten very tight since the iran bombing and volatility has fucked everything dry so what's the point
Happy doomsday to those who celebrate
>>62087680If anything it'll be down a percent and a half, oil up two percent, and the batshit insane backwardation that thinks this whole thing ended in March will get even more record setting.
The fuck is WMT down 4% today? Only news I can find is some lead contamination scare from a few months ago turned out to be a false positive
COME ON PICK UP THE PENNIES NIGGERS HERE IT COMES
>>62087689No we won'tEurope has learned its lesson
>>62087598no way this jew dog said muslim shitholefucking subhuman lowlife goyim dog
>>62087652They’re distributed here for free by the government. You want Potassium Iodate. About 100mg
>>62087689>1pbtid>p-pick a side!!so tired of you fags
>b52 bombers took offUhh guys I ordered a TACO supreme but they mixed up the order and gave me a nuclear Baja Blast instead.
>Iranian state media says that if the US targets Iran's power plants, Iran will target oil infrastructure across the Gulf, including the Saudi port of Yanbu, ARAMCO oil facilities, and the Fujairah oil pipeline.>"Iran will not hesitate to impose heavy costs on the United States."
>>62087629>my etf portfolio actually keeps droppingwhat did he say?
>>62087689>Why do people want china to be a superpower so bad?The modern left hates liberalism and capitalism. Also America bad.
>>62087675I'd come over and slit your throat if I knew your address.
>xom dipdo i buy za dip?into a parabolic movement?
nobody is thinking of the ezpz moneySOXS or SOXL overnightall of the movement for this (((announcement))) is going to happen after market close, nothing is going to happen in front of usthey will not let you make safe money, only the lucky and bold will be rewarded from this messand the bold is those who will flip a coin and just go with itthis is financial advice
Today is Taco Tuesday. Where's my goddamn taco?
What if our leader was playing a fast one, and instead of bombing all the power plants and bridges, we actually just went in tonight and took all the oil and supplied it to the world at market rate boss?
who the fuck wants this
>>62087676I forgot jerome still existed. he's about to retire. the new guy will probably cut rates.
>>62087711migger fatigue
>>62087706You just have to start doing this.
gambatte oil-chan you can do it!!!
>>62087598Is this bullish for Uranium?
>>62087668>>62087690Not academic.I was profit hunting in a handful of otm calls and the minute candle blew up on a TACO. Order filled for a couple thousand. It would have filled for 35,000 if I had been simply done nothing for the next 20 seconds.
>>62087717jews
>Magaturd meltdownI guess he really is bombing them tonight.
>>62087717IsraelTrump wants to TACO but he can't this time. His master commands against it.
>>62087668shut up nigger
>>62087705what happened to the threat and drama about desalination plants? the fact none are getting hit or threatened is an indicator, no nukes for sure until then. its also certainly a bargaining chip for Iran, something they have agreed with israel and US not to hit
3:45 taco imminent
>>62087598this is really funny
>>62087709
>>62087598>but wait there's more! Call within 5 hours and we'll double your peace deal, that's 2 straits for the price of one! Don't miss out on this flash fire ceasefire sale!!!
>Israel believes a ceasefire is premature and expects military operations to continue for at least another month, according to Politicojust one more month goy lmao
always wrong guy made another post
I mean at this point it's either happening or it's notI don't think fake pump news and it still going ahead is going to matter anymore
>Violent aerial strikes targets Kish Island in Iran
VIX is paaaaahmpin'
>>62087732Iran hit one in kuwait but it's still running.
>>62087748it's dumping though?
>>62087717mefuck it lets hit the reset button
>>62087756kek
>>62087718CAN HE DO IT RIGHT NOW?!
>>62087756lmao
>>62087743nothing ever happens. trump always cucks out. hes just pumping and dumping shit with his tweets to raise funds for a black budget warchest for his intel team
>>62087748how do i invest in the vix
>>62087755Nigger you blind vix has been a drag on my fucking life all day. Shit's walking up a cliff linearly while I'm selling 0day options.
>>62087717i want it so bad babeby it you mean your pussy right
>>62087588>secret
>>62087756DO NOT REDEEEEEM BLADDYYYY
>>62087756Would this be bullish or bearish for big tech?
>>62087756
>>62087767buy vix futanaris
televangelist preachers hade convinced Trump that Christ will return if he destroys Iran, and your portfolios
>>62087748haha yeah shorting the vix is free money until it isn't i have been finding out. Totally unforeseeable event
>>62087767UVIX now have fun losing money
>>62087767VIX and IXIC etc are indexesthey only catch "vibes" you don't "invest" in them
>>62087768it was just an odd time to say it I guess, since it's been dumping for the last ~10m. but overall yeah
>pump fake
Tonight.The birth of a new sun.
HE TACOD HE TACODHE TACODCHECK THE NEWSIT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
Is this fully priced in?
wtfwt
flat days during peak global economic volatility is so fucking gay. it's gonna close the day flat AGAIN. this shit should be falling through the floor hourly
whats occuring
damn just when i thought my SOXS was making a comeback
>>62087656soft shell all the way. I hate how hard shells crumble.
long long long OOOOOIIIILLL
Wouldn’t be surprised if the Mandaab strait is closed tonight. The crisis will spread acutely this week.
>>62087717I think we should have already nuked Iran several times over by now. If anything it's not happening quick enough.
HE FUCKING TACOD
>>62087786seems like the algos just buy whenever he posts. probably just assume it's a pump and reason about it later
Trump announced a 90 day extension to negotiations
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Trump is typing the TACO speech now as we speak, insiders got the news and are loading calls and selling puts. Position yourself accordingly smigger.
Kek oil baggies
weeeeeeeeeeee
>>62087798Genius. How does this help is make money Einstein
AND WE ARE BACK
>>62087254qrd?>>62087450>now can't open a waterway which was open before the warThis, how could they not plan for this, and why is the most powerful military in the world on paper unable to open the strait?
best chips to go with oil based dips?
>>62087804Hes on the phone, just posted some bs
>>62087803war officially over now. america won, jesus won, allah lost. that happened
>>62087698You guys said this shit last time then you sucked Biden dick.
There has to be one nigga in here with intel at some level. If YOU ARE THAT NIGGA, fill us in man.
LMFAO TRUMP ALWAYS WINS NOW WE PUMP
>>62087809We rebuild Iran and nuke it again, rinse and repeat.
>>62087809marshall plan for iran invest in halliburton and lululemon for a whole new country sized market of oily sluts
>>62087786Love the way he pimps every R candidate in every state, literally just rapid fires off tweets. Biden never endorsed any house/senate candidate with a tweet, and look at him now, not president. Maybe if he worked harder to ensure full D house and senate control he'd still be president.
>>62087821>>62087822We need to make the captchas harder.
I caught that swing. 2X profit on the otm dice roll calls. Despite my general doomerism if that chart says up I don't argue with it.
are the algos now just wired to any post trump makes regardless of content?the swing literally correlated to this posthttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116365028482706995
2 WEEK OPEN STRAIGHT RUMORS TRUE?
>>62087819i tried once and you guys call me a stupid retard double faggot nigger butt licker>>62087825i have never failed a captcha, this is what i'm doin with my 164 iq seethe more
>>62087827>are the algos now just wired to any post trump makes regardless of content?that's what I'm thinking >>62087800. if it works most of the time, why not. he's usually pumping
APOLOGISE TO PAKISTANRIGHT NOW
>>62087598>>62087735I'm fucking dying laughing, I'll never hate Trump's tweets that is absolutely hilarious
>>62087588Of coarse they did.
>>62087831>just open the strait for 2 weeks and lose all your leverage bro pls we really need the oilwhy the fuck would iran do this?
Sudden massive synthetic pump and oil short before market closes and fake negotiations progress. Before the fireworks. Let’s get the fell for it again awards ready. We need another 30 boxes.
>>62087831no way fag
>>62087829stupid retard double faggot nigger butt licker, prove youre not a stupid retard double faggot nigger butt licker
Thoughts?and prayers?
>>62087837pakistani diplomats are working hard to save the world from religious zealots on all sides (shia Iran, jewish Israel and evangelical America)
OK just bought the oil dip>>62087842I'm an MSTR/BTC bull long term but now is not the time lmao
>>62087831bit late to beg for this
Name one instance where bombing won a war.
DO I BUY CALLS OR PUTS FOR TOMORROWS EXPIRATION GAMBLE
>>62087836We're going to blow up all of Irans oil too if there is no unconditional surrender within the next 4 and a half hours boss.
>>62087849Lybia
>two weeks kek
>>62087849WWII
Kuwait might be at war with Iraq now, apparently they tried to hit a PMF (Iran allies) base but it missed and now Iraqis are swarming the embassy
>>62087796Kek baggie
>>62087849NAGASAKI
>>62087849Serbia
>>62087851Going forward. Let’s just assume I don’t want you to read it reply to me. Oxygen thieves and time bandits are haram.
>>62087849Nazi Germany got England to surrender after a swift bombing campaign.
>>62087849It worked against the Gazans in Gaza boss.
>7:59pm>Talks with Iran are going great! It looks like I won't have to wipe out their country after all. Thank you for your attention to this matter!>next day>iran denies that they spoke to anyone>trump makes a new threat>repeat until 2029
>>62087852Decent example, but bombing only helped finish the already raging civil war.
>>62087840i both am and am not depending upon the individual observing me
Iraq is going to invade Kuwait and you’re blackpilled?
>>62087858>>62087854you both know fuckall about history if you believe that's how ww2 was won, in fact the US almost lost its' entire bomber force cause they thought bombing was all that's needed lmao, the P-51's "reputation" was a psyop to cover up that fact
This is what caused the pump
just took some profitenjoy the rest of the week bros
>>62087862those who use the word haram aren't even people boss
>slip down gradually over 1 hour HAHA GOTCHA RETARDPUMP ALL THE WAY BACK UP IN 10 MINUTES >slip down gradually over 2 hours HAHA GOTCHA AGAIN
>>62087849Tokyo firebombingA horrendous war crime, but nobody talks about it for some reason
Trump is doing this to screw over Europa and Asia.Buy american
I'm holding oil overnight.
If the strait reopens briefly- Laden tankers rush to exit, leading to congestion at discharge ports- Production that has been shut down cannot restart until empty tankers go in to pick up cargo from onshore storage- Empty tankers will have to be tempted with insanely high rates to go in- Empty tankers have already made a decision to seek cargoes elsewhere, either at Yanbu or ballasting to AtlanticTLDR: You will want to own tanker stocks. They are already expensive because rates are insanely high.
>>62087861Probably the only correct example.
>>62087869again?didn't they already do this decades ago?
>>62087871Seriously? A request was enough to pump the market? The Pakistan faggot has literally zero power. This has to be bots trading.
>>62087871Don’t assume the Pakistanis even said it. All media is controller now bar independent sources
>>62087849literally the entirety of Portuguese expansion in the Indian ocean
>>62087877I'm making an effort to buy anything but American/Russian/Chinese.
>>62087879would be kino if the first thing that happens during the opening of the hormuz is a fat ass tanker accidentally jams it sideways
>>62087879>if
>>62087876Just ignore that the US navy and marines destroyed their whole air force, their whole navy, conquered all their territory gains and were ready to invade Japan with an army 1 million strong
>world about to end>vix chilling at 27
>>62087886the hormussy is too loose for that, can't touch the walls even going in sideways
>>62087889Pakistan already requested for the deadline to be delayed
>>62087876Island hopping demonstrating American competence for amphibious assaults, blockade, Manchuria getting utterly blown the fuck out by the Soviets, and TWO NUKES WHICH WERE NOT ENOUGH ended WWII in the Pacific.Firebombing doesn't even rate. The real conventional damage the US did to Japan was naval supremacy choking them out.
>>62087886Yeah. The 90km wide tanker. How fucking stupid are you.
If things keep going like this I'll have to pick up my amphetamine habbit again for a second job.
Dumb ass fucking bobo bears think cash on the sidelines exists holy kek. Don't they know someone has to buy every time someone sells
>that pump Nothing is ever free mumu.Longterm destructionOf Confidence inMarkets
>>62087869Gulf War 3 baby
>>62087871well i request that he doesn't
>>62087892Who the fuck gives a fuck what Pakistan wants. We're getting TID tonight!
>>62087863they actually would have if kikes controlling america hadnt stepped in to help the bongkikes
>>62087849Bombing is just a setup for ground invasion, it doesn't win shit on its own
>>62087878based yolo
>>62087892and?
>>62087879None of that would happen. Insurance companies would still say no. The crews are all having a blast getting to fish and suntan all day away from their nagging wives and bosses and have no interest in leaving, and even then there'd have to be the first brave few ships to hopefully not hit any mines or unexploded ordnance. The status quo is too good to change.
>>62087902which I?
>>62087894damn it I thought it was tight like the suez
>>62087898And confidence. Is a rarer commodity than oil or gold. Trust once broken. Stays broken a long time.
>>62087902>>62087908The market clearly doesPakistan is the main neutral party in the Iran-Trump war
>>62087879tickers?
>>62087893Even better counter-example, despite being bombed to shit and invaded on both sides, Germany managed to somehow INCREASE PRODUCTION from 1943 onwards, and we're talking about everything from guns to tanks to planes. They must've been outnumbered at least 5 to 1 and it still took 2 armies and 3-4 years to finish them, and even then surviving Nazi officers controlled the Bundeswehr after the war
Which tankers? Crude or product?
>>62087898yes bobo everyone in the US is going to abandon their 401ks and the match you're a genius
That's it i bought SQQQ and SOXS calls no stop eyes closed broker closed trading view closed smg closed gg see you tomorrow
>>62087904I concur... Iraq invasion required like a million soldiers. we need to pump those troop numbers in the region first and soften them up
>>62087871Two more weeks trust the 9lan5
>>62087916>despite being bombed to shit and invaded on both sides, Germany managed to somehow INCREASE PRODUCTION from 1943no shit retard, the mass bombing of germany was mostly done in 1944 and their industrial capacity was severely degraded after that. >muh nazi magic increased industrial output
Based on recent reports from Pornhub's 2025 Pride insights and Google Trends data, Pakistan ranks highest in per capita searches for gay porn, followed by countries like Saudi Arabia and Kenya. just wanted to point that out. might come in handy with the negotiations and all. gives you some perspective on who you are dealing with.
>>62087918They are :)
>>62087917i'm watching DHT FRO ECO ZIM SBLK BWET TRMDsold my TRMD calls today and am holding SBLK for a dry bulk play
Hey frens!!...my mom just handed me a phone...I just woke up from a coma. I've been asleep since December 2019.Man I'm hungry. Last thing I ate was a $4 crave box from Taco Bell with 3 Beefy burritos. Was trump impeached? How do you guys feel about Bitcoin being at $300. Is it worth it?Anything else happen while I was gone?
>>62087919Anon i....
>>62087911No the suez is a canal. But they will probably close that tonight anyway. Because like Hormussy. The Yemen can slide suez south at the Al-Mandab strait. And the Saudi pipeline that was allowing oil to flow west to the Red Sea will probably be hit too. Which means the gulf is 100% locked up.
>>62087917>>62087915The king is $ECO but $DHT and $FRO are also high quality companies of larger size.That's for crude.I don't know if products would benefit as much
>>62087914
>>62087920We weren't doing shit in Iraq, now, we are pissed and want to kill. Before, they lied and wanted oil.
>>62087926yea bro that's totally individuals and their checking accounts
>people think that pakistan has any influence over negotiations when the PM is desperately @ing every person in a position of power on twitter
>>62087928Bitcoin was not $300 in 2019...............
>>62087933I PEGGED DHT AT THE START OF FEB OR WHATEVER THIS SHIT STARTED!NOTHING HAPPENED!
>>62087939TWO WEEKS!
>>62087933>$ECOWhy is it eating shit today and flat since mid march? Either a good entry or faulty thesis imo
>>62087939I find that funny>man I hope Trump sees this before the deadline
>>62087924yes it even went up during 1944 and 45 despite the bombing, retard. This isn't a judgement on Nazis' effrctiveness, just proof that bombing alone doesn't do shit
>>62087941That's because they were already very expensiveTankers were eating good even before the war.
>>62087925find these webms a little unsettlingnot sure why
literally glued to the 1m candles for news
NBC: In a phone call, President Trump said he had no update on talks with Iran but criticized Iran’s call for people to act as human shields around power plants, calling it “totally illegal.”
>>62087941you pegged the whole company? all at the same time or did the employees all line up in a row for you
>pakistan tacoThis can't be real
>>62087953kek
>>62087952the strait is still closed, everything else is just noise
>>62087939Pakistan needs that oil too. They are in trouble. Genuine panic is going to set in very soon in developing nations in Asia and South Asia. There is zero safety net for these regimes. Who knows where the chaos will lead. Another nuclear power. With potentially an existential anger at where this is going. They have a lot of warheads. They share a border with Iran.
>>62087939holy shit. reeks of desperation.. Israel will never agee. bombing its is. escalation it is. prove me wrong
Dated brent (i.e. actual oil) hit $144.46 today which is a new all time high, beating the previous high of $144.22 in 2008 on a nominal basis.Inflation-adjusted, it would need to hit around $220 to be a new all time high.
>>62087939PLS RESPOND @WORLDLEADERS ……..
>>62087953does this nigger think he's playing calvinball
dinner will be ready in 3 hours chuds
>>62087914The market gets shit like this wrong all the fucking time. What is it your first day trading boss?
>>62087963Why doesn't this correlate with WTI or USO?
i'm up 25% on my SPY calls leaps and I'm gonna keep holding. position yourself's accordingly....you know what position i like
>>62087969but i'm hungry now
>Explosions are being heard in Doha, Qatar. Locals confirm hearing multiple booms.>There may be increased firing towards the territory of the State of Israel in the coming hours, IDF Spokesperson says>Kuwait closes all "shops and commercial activities" from 12:00 AM until 6:00 AM on Wednesday.>Spain's embassy in Qatar calls on citizens to have "water, food, and medicine on hand so that you can remain safely in your homes for several days if necessary"They all know it's coming.
>>62087953IT'S NOT FAIR
SAR STOP OF THE ESCALATIONS, OPENINGS THE HORMUZ NOW. WE ARE BLOODY!!
>>62087963don'y worry, demand will be destroyed tomorrow and oil will be back at 60$ as people stop buying it. that simple. if there's less oil you can't buy it to pump prices kek oil baggies
>>62087648kek
WTFWT
HE BOUGHTED ZE OIL?
>Senior Iranian Official: Tehran positively reviewing Pakistan’s request for a two-week ceasefire.
>>62087941because Hormuz isn't actually that great for tankersThey need to load up somewhere and then the ideal thing for them is if freight rates increase, and the easiest way to do that is if they take a longer route to their destination. So if Hormuz is open but the Red Sea is closed the tankers can load up and take much longer to arrive and you can see this on the stock charts for tanker companies throughout the whole Houthi thing, when they mooned because they had to go around the Cape of Good HopeHere, nobody's loading shit and nobody is going anywhere and thats bad for business
wtf
scamwicks
TACO TUESDAY CAME THROUGH
>>62087976Kuwait embassy in Iraq overrun. Seems like a state of war between Iraq and kuwait maybe in the cards(US troops fired himars form kuwait this morning and it killed a bunch of civilians in Basra)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSEETHING PANICANS
>A senior Gulf official tells Politico they have “no idea what Trump is thinking.”
aaaaaaaaa
>>62087961>Pakistan needs that oil too
IS THE TACO IN THE ROOM WITH US LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I bought SPY puts rate
>>62087972Some people think oil futures have been manipulated.I don't think it's possible to manipulate such a huge market. The feeling I have is that people are running head first towards a wall and they all collectively bet that the wall is going to disappear before they reach it.
Even if trump agrees with 2 weeks, Israel will sneak in an attack and fuck it all up. You dont hate them enough
is the war over again?
>>62087994Because Trump is not running this war. The IDF is
>Senior Iranian Official: Tehran dismisses Pakistan’s request for a two-week ceasefire after realizing negotiator was just a jam boy wearing a turban
Dayum.Dat Oil looking kinda cheap doh.Can i get uhhhhhh one market close slurpie to go?
WTF why tho, the paki extension proposal?
BREAKING NEWS WORLD PEACE ACHIEVED>BREAKING NEWS WORLD PEACE ACHIEVED HORMUZ OPEN IRGC CAPITULATED OIL IS AT 55$BREAKING NEWS WORLD PEACE ACHIEVED>BREAKING NEWS WORLD PEACE ACHIEVED HORMUZ OPEN IRGC CAPITULATED OIL IS AT 55$BREAKING NEWS WORLD PEACE ACHIEVED>BREAKING NEWS WORLD PEACE ACHIEVED HORMUZ OPEN IRGC CAPITULATED OIL IS AT 55$BREAKING NEWS WORLD PEACE ACHIEVED>BREAKING NEWS WORLD PEACE ACHIEVED HORMUZ OPEN IRGC CAPITULATED OIL IS AT 55$
WHAT HAPPEND???
>>62087999smartIran hasn't even activated its sleeper cells yet
OIL CRASHING! TACOOOOOOOOOOOI knew it! My oil shorts printing money, baby
AXIOS PLEASE TELL US WHAT HAPPENED
>oilITS A SHORT LADDER ATTACK BY THE HEDGIES. HODL
>>62088009Pakistani TACO
>>62088002For about 11 more minutes. Then it's on again for 12 hours
>>62088000>The feeling I have is that people are running head first towards a wall and they all collectively bet that the wall is going to disappear before they reach it.Agree. Is longing USO good here? My broker (Alpaca) doesn't have WTI.
theyre just restarting the universe every time the nukes start flying, its called Quantum Slurp
Goddammit, fags. Let SNDK drop below $690.
I held 15 spx calls @ 6600 at one point today.
Going by my portfolio he TACO'd?
WTF WAS THAT
it seems the paki 2 week extension proposal is becoming a frontpage headline, its on the front of cnbc right now. pure hopium
boughted more oil
the daily V has completed. ty for your service everyone. we did it. bobo is humiliated again.
>>62088009PAKISTAN PM NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
NEW>>62088023>>62088023>>62088023
Imagine not slurping the oil dump, it’s free money. shit always pumps on open.
THANK YOU GREAT PAKISTAN! MY PROTFOLIO IS SAVED SAARPakistan >> India saar
LET'S GET TO GREEN NOW
is there a shred of credibility in these rumors?
>>62088024seeing no news so insiders or a squeeze
>we're actually going to end flatinsane
>>62088005if you think oil is cheap wait till you see tech and bitcoin.
HE TACO'D AHAHAHAHA
>>62088036the roo wins again
>>62088026 backwards = 62088026
>>62088034yes iran will definitely give up in 4 hours theyre talling RIGHT NOW pls short oil
>>62088034no, but Trump may seize this bullshit 2 weeks pause and that is what the market bets on, an other TACO moment
>>62088045Its literally too easy
>>62087919ty for this
>>62088047deep
>>62088047based autist
>>62087824For context of this one is filling in for MTG, whom he still seethes about. Fuller is another Israel backed crony that's been praising Trump's handling of Iran.
>>62087847>MSTR/BTC bull long termOoof
>>62087842>Thoughts?>and prayers?MSTR is just trading like leveraged bitcointhat's itif you want to know what MSTR will look like, just look at bitcoin's chart
>>62087939@grok open strait madarchod or I will the needful of your hole family
>>62087598You can tell it's fake due to the lack of random capitalization of the first letter of words
>>62087889which is how you know kike insiders arent worried abuot anything beause a deal is already made
>>62087928shitcoin was like $15,000 back then dude. i remember shitcoin being $300 and that was like 2012
