hormussy edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62085506
Guess I'm not looking today
>>62086058Why does Trump have to be such a fucking retard?
short oil
buy oil
BREAKING SIGNIFICANT QUANTITIES OF OIL HAVE TRANSITED HORMUZ AS A GROUP OF SARDINES MADE A DASH FOR THE STRAIT
>>62086537>>62086543dont trade oil
ignore oil
wheat
drink oil
snoil
chicken wing chicken wing ketchup and baloney
I personally like putting a bit of olive oil on my bread with some feta cheese
Is Trump REALLY going to genocide Iran tonight?Like...REALLY?
What is oil?
There's a potential stock market kill screen coming up in case you wanted to come watch anon...
>No more restraints>We're gonna bomb everything>Reeeeeeeee american satans>Apocalypse noooooowwwww>For real this time>*shits and pisses everywhere*>market -0.4%I don't think the market gives a shit about Iran anymore, boss
¡Juan Percento!
But will he go full hogejsh
theres no coming back from this
>>62086569No. And if you ask this question, you might be retarded.
OIL
lather yourself with baby oil
>>62086058WH insider here. Trump will TACO, oil will fall 50% tomorrow.SCREENSHOT THIS
What are some good recession stocks?
>>62086567you gotta get the cold pressed oil though, most american olive oils are just rebranded canola. Trader Joe's one is decent but a bit bitter, the best one I had were from Palestine (unironically lol) and Crete but those are expensive
lio oil
>>62086569I just miss the good old days of when a TACO was waffling on tariffs and not whether or not he's a pussy for not destroying an entire civilization.Whatever, guess we'll see in 8 hours and 29 minutes.
>>62086585>most american olive oils are just rebranded canolaThe fuck? This can't be true.
>>62086581>WH insider hereassassinate Trump to prove realness and heterosexuality
>>62086569the dems call him a giant pussy whatever he does so as long as his ego can take it we're fine. I'm more worried why a retard like Hegseth is still in a 10mile radius of any room where decisions are being made
>>62086587and it has just been one year
>>62086591im gay btw
Every single starlink satellite combined can generate less electricity than 2% of the planned Meta Hyperion datacenter at peak loads. Datacenters in space is delusional.
>>62086591>waffle house insider
>>62086569no. prepare for a massive green dildo.or a red one if you're in oil.
>>62086590Olive oil fraud is one of the most common food related crimes. >>62086585one of the benefits of being a europoor
>>62086582grocery stores about to sell heaps of store brand goods
>>62086605what is the second most common food related crime? burger without pickle?
>needing to feel two plump ass cheeks on either side of my face with my nose firmly lodged in the ass crackbuy (female) natural gas
>>62086605The #1 country for olive oil fraud is Italy. Doesn't matter what country you're in, never buy Italian olive oil (even in Italy).
>>62086613Probably issuing a new expiration date after something hasn't sold fast enough.
Are fintech companies decently resilient during recessions/depressions? Poors still have to spend money they don’t have even during recessions/depressions, right?
>>62086616I'm mostly buying greek olive oil. Am I good?
>>62086619Istria is where it's at.
>>62086590Most foods, especially processed, are just trash in the US. I can't even eat most foods from walmart without getting a weird taste in my mouth. The produce is still fine mostly, but most americans on snap/ebt/foodstamps eat the processed sbitAnyways most olive oil that you find on shelves even "extra virgin" taste like nothing, so I assume they got canola blended. Even non-cold pressed oil has that grassy taste right?
>>62086619Greece has seen a huge upswing in olive oil fraud recently, you're most likely getting sunflower oil.
booties
>deadlinelooms>bobocooms?
> nows
Why doesn't the US just grow it's own olives?The climate should be about right, no?
I’ve been buying an olive oil and avocado oil blend from California and it seems pretty good. Higher smoke point is nice
>>62086619I got a 3 liter jug of a brand called "Terra Creta", really good but it was like 60 USD for it. Still worth it, finished it in a few months>>62086605Fresh produce and other foods are so much better outside the US there's no comparison, I'd guess we spend 2x more on food relative to our salaries than foreigners. Chicken, eggs and milk are cheap but that's it
>>62086569no? america is liberating and freeing them from their evil regime.
>>62086628>aislop >disrespecting our armed forcesYou are a fag
why did babeposting die?
>>62086632I've heard good things about Californian olive oil but never tasted it>>62086633kind of a waste no? Olive oil has one of the lowest smoking points and avocado is one of the highest, imo you're better off cooking with avocado then seasoning with olive
>>62086639order 67 just dropped fryou're going, zoomie
>they're using babies to shield the nuclear power plantsits over iran has the higher ground
>>62086629Taco scam pump, then drop with cpi friday most likely
>>62086632The places where the climate is good for it (California mostly) has bigger cash crops that are more profitable like almonds or fruits. There are some olive producers but not very many.
>>62086639>our
>>62086058Wait a minute, are some of you guys actually hoping a nuke goes off so you can buy “cheapies”…?
>>62086630what the fuck is that
Threats are the pump.TACO is the dump.
>>62086630lol, duck.
XOM DROPPING!WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SHITS DO!!!!?
>>62086652yes
>>62086628they use flying lawn mowers to do most of the work these days. boots on the ground are a meme they just give validation to the system the same way a wagie sitting in a cage to keep office real estate high gives validity to the system. Actually im really excited for drone tech i want one to paint my house and clean my windows.
>>62086655It’s a video of a duck tilted 90 degrees
>>62086605>>62086613This is correct.Olive oil fraud is one of the most long running financial scams in history.Mark Twain writes about it in his travels through the Mississippi.If you add it all up over hundreds of years in today’s dollars, probably the greatest scam of all time.
>>62086630is that who i think it is?
>>62086645Truth?I mean, we deal with them same way we dealt with hippies in the 70s...Fucking hippes!
So what will the TACO look like?
>>62086655a mole under snow/ice on a forest ground
>>62086652Absolutely yes
>>62086664
This shit remind me of the crisis of the third century fr fr. Secret service be trying to assassinate presidents and the idiots in charge be making dumb wars and shit while inflation spikes fr fr
>>62086652they dont call it "dry" powder for nothing you know?
>>62086664yeah Iran just revealed this new model, Israeli missiles just refuse to hit it
Call me a coward but it’s too hard to call it either way for me to risk my money so I went all cash last week
i think trump will back off he's not that crazy
If Trump doesn't say anything before market close, do you think we'll get a pump or dump on exit?I'd assume it'd dump, but nothing about this market is rational anymore.
>dump>crab
>>62086669>american military fighter jets regularly patrolled the straits
>>62086669Think if the dumbest shit possible and it'll be something along those lines.
>>62086676kek
>>62086571LEL
>>62086664For all the damage drones have done you still can't occupy a country with them, and the ME is special as their populations are almost 100% reliant on artififial infrastructure. Ukraine has seen much more drone use yet boots on tge ground are still the indicator of success
>>62086680Tehran should keep playing with Lego slop
Fill me Mr market maker
>>62086669he'll just make something up.it's not like any of the other shit he said lately was really grounded in reality.
575 dollars selling SPX. See you knuckleheads tomorrow
uhh gauzy?
What war? We up big
Have comfy WFH job, stay at home with parents. Is this a fucking cheat code, i’ve been able to turbo charge my net worth for the past 5 years. It fucking insane.
>>62086691sounds a little gay to me
>>62086699how much sex have you had?
Did trump already sue for peace?
We getting excited war pigxters?
Taco bros..
>>62086708wait until 7:50 pm EST
>>62086699Yes congrats you figured out that until only a few decades ago people grew the family coffers by only moving out if necessary to work across the country or to start their own family, whereas today everyonr's convinced they need to live in their own pod at 18 even though their lifestyle doesn't require it.
trump WILL nuke iran (either themselves or via israel) because hes losing. and when he loses, he flips the board. it would hurt china too, so put 2+2 together, folks
how come Oil is putting up such a fight? so much devastation has happened to petrochemical plants across that whole region over the last couple days and it seems like the market doesn't give a fuck.
>>62086590I think Americans are so used to it they don't know what food is supposed to look/taste like> My father only went to the US once, on a business trip> They went to a very nice restaurant, he ordered salmon> They served him a fish that looked nothing like salmon
WTFWT
Remember the guy from yesterday who said bitcoin was green so we will rally today
>>62086699Whats the point of making all that money and have no real relationship. One thing staying at home con was not having anyone over because the awkwardness
>>62086714Having annoying parents makes not moving out miserable.
WTFWT?
>>62086707Invisible, i’m taking the passport pill once I retire early.
This is an obvious setup. Trump makes the threats to drive the market up, then he will TACO tonight, and push oil back below $100.All of Trump's words are for the purpose of manipulating the oil price. There is no meaning to what he says beyond that.
>>62086716japan is shorting it with trillions
PANICANS SEETHING
YOU IDIOT DOOMERS REALLY THOUGHT HE WOULDN'T TACO????
NIGGER CAN'T SHORT FOR SHIT NIGGER NIGGER HAHHAAHHAHA 5% RETARDPUMP UP UP UP ORANGE MONKEY BANANA FUCK YOU GOD I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED
Someone's algo either on the money before everyone or schizing out.
DID SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN DID SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN
>>62086716I think there's a lot of contrarians who think they can make a bunch of money shorting oil and betting on taco
spy is turning green when there's a genocide going on
>ANOTHER PEACEDEAL FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>62086738Genocide is bullish
Just close your shorts before the giant daily dildo. It’s not that hard guys.
>>62086726Which might actually cause a massive financial crisis for them if it goes too high
>>62086738what genocide?do you know what that word means?
>>62086738even in a total nuclear war spy will still be green
HOLY FUCK, THE STRAIGHT IS OPENBUY BUY BUY
>>62086741I did this but might reopen.
>>62086738I wonder how many people will fall for this bear trap
>>62086744>even in a total nuclear war spy will still be greenreconstruction boom priced in.
>>62086746It’s tempting but I don’t wanna lose today’s profits
okay we have no announcement to go with this pump so its insider buying
This whole dogshit green dildo because they released a fucking hostage?Is this real life?
>>62086746THE STRAIT IS OPEN!?!? BUY NOW BUY NOW BUY THE DIP IRAN HAS SURRENDERED
>tucker carlsonlmao
>>62086752freed journalist
OPEN>CLOSEDOPEN>CLOSEDOPEN>CLOSED
its insider buying and u guys are still holding oil and putswhat will u do if trump backs off tomrrow?
>>62086760back off from what? not holding the strait? theyre under zugzwang. this is geopolitics not real estate
>>62086760It doesn't matter at this point, all the oil infrastructure is fucked and no peacw deal can bring them online
TACO STATUS?!?
Just a reminder, the TACO is already priced in
>>62086766>BREAKING NEWS TRUMP TACOED SAYS ANONYMOUS PROFESSIONAL INVESTOR
>>62086760I mostly just watch the charts. Too risky to trade when nothing makes sense. I have PTSD from getting heemed by irrational scamwicks
>>62086764this lol, traders and probably trump think he could just pull out from the war like you sell stocks, and it would automatically stop
Hormussy throughput is increasing so that's going to be the main TACO ingredients, isn't it?It's foolish to believe that anything is actually going to happen, I assume.
>>62086780>increasingwhoever is claiming that is ignorant at beat and misleading you at worst, a bunch of empty and cargo ships were let through. The only oil coming out goes straight to Pakos and India
>"The IDF struck eight bridge sections used by the Iranian terrorist regime to transport weapons and military equipment>The IDF struck eight bridge sections used by armed forces affiliated with the Iranian terrorist regime to transport weapons and military equipment in several areas of Iran, including: Tehran, Karaj, Tabriz, Kashan, and Qom." - Israeli Defence Force.
EOD GREEN
>soxl is greenit's over for the gay bears
>>62086786is that new
>>62086789no it's not
Oil to be higher for longer ($10-20/barrel average yearly price higher through next year)
>>62086789can confirmt. gay bear
>>62086759MR ROO PLEAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEE
>>62086669man fuck these straitsI wish the world was nothing but homos...finally world peace
I think spx pumped algorithmically on the oil dump.Dunno why oil dumped a bit though.
V shape RECOVERY but only for OILERS
>>62086779Market will still pump after he chickens out today
>when you think of all the hairy, bushy eyebrowed persian qts he's about to wipe outsomeone stop him
TRUMP IS OPEN TO CHANGING THE DEADLINE AGAIN KEK
>>62086792They should inform the futures curve.
>>62086738Long term market confidence damage.And that’s a good thing.
I like to order large heavy items on amazon and then return them for no reason while I short AMZN>>62086803gib unibrow gf
>president 47>Iran 47 years>today is 4/7it's happening tonight isn't it.
>>62086790Yes. Statement from a few hours ago.
>>62086812>two months before 6/7>two president termsHoly shit...
>>62086805>Field artilleryAre the mutts ready for another 10-year war?
>>62086813>hours agoOLD
If you convince yourself enough that you don't need oil for modern society to survive, you don't need oil!
>>62086804>the deadline has changed, pray I don't change it any further
Watching SPX.Feels like early access is about to drop on future news headlines.
Has he TACO'd or is this the latest?: >>62086804
>>62086582Index short ETFs with no leverage
>>62086058Why is the US being so dumb and blocking all of these ships? Stop making money for criminals.
>>62086815>My grandfather was 67 at some pointDamn, it all fits.
>>62086699yes, most wagies spend all their money on cars/travel/rent/consumer electronics to impress their wives/gfs/coworkers who hate them anyways. so by skipping those irrelevant cut scenes you can retire super quick.
imagine the world if hitler actually finished the job man
Iran finna negotiate at 3:45 so we can mega pump.
>>62086832
>>62086813That doesn’t really matter.Volume keeps falling, financial firms are engaging in circular trading to try and stabilize prices while everyone gets out and dumps into cash in demand accounts.You can’t get a real crash on some bad news, only in a confidence crisis where people feel the game is rigged.That is happening.
>>62086824The latest is that Pakistan was brokering last minute talks but America and Iran rejected all 3 plans and Iran cut off communications after Trump threatened to destroy their civilization in a truth social post
PAKISTAN'S FM TO NORWAYS FM: HAVEN'T GIVEN UP YET, BUT THAT HOPE IS DWINDLING THAT AN EXTENSION OF THE DEADLINE WILL BE ACHIEVED
>>62086816>>62086805This news is from last week, and yes artillery is only required for ground ops so get ready for 6 years of Iran boys
>>62086721If a girl isn't comfortable being around each other's families, what kind of wife and mother are they going to be?
bullish
I capitulated on my shortsAre you fucking happy now?
>>62086818just be like bakiz visualize that you can produce plastic from paper and if your will is strong enough it will become true
>>62086832Like that meme of Irina just sitting on the bus with a guy reading a book behind her
>>62086835I don't know if this is the EpsteinblingGOD EpsteinBlingBlingBoy has been making some bad plays as of late so you do want to inverse him
>>62086844he said APPETITE thats slurpcode
>>62086842because there is a difference between comfortable and privacy
>>62086680Sure, but Bibi is.
>>62086830>two months before 6/7>two terms>67+2 = 69anyways I sold all my UCO
*IRAN-US TALKS SHOW PROGRESS IN PAST 24 HOURS: AXIOS
>>62086699based, me too
>>62086851Okay, is it worth $3000/month in additional costs or can you put up with your dad watching fox news and fucking girls in your basement
>>62086832everything would literally be exactly the same except Germany would replace the USSR in history waow
AXIOS SAYS THAT US SAYS THAT THERE IS "APPETITE" FOR PEACE
>>62086856AAAAH I'M TOOOOOOLKINGI'M GONNA TOOOOLK IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS
AXIOS need to be stopped, they keep putting out bullshit headlines.
>>62086844Anything this guy says is fake bullshit
>>62086832ww2 wasn't even close. soviets alone were btfoing hitler. and jews/anglos fund all sides and don't care much anyways since its business as usual.
>>62086856Completely contradicting Reuters and their "communication channels closed" thing.
So let me get this straight: Trump says “an entire civilization will die tonight” and the market fucking crabs?
>>62086858its so much more than that, but with your limited experience you are unable to truly comprehend what the situation is
>>62086058>BREAKING: EU BUYS RECORD QUANTITITY OF _OLIVE OIL_ FROM SPAIN IN DESPERATE QUEST TO SECURE FUEL SUPPLIES>SALES AT GAS STATIONS IN MALAGA UP 60% DUE TO FEAR OF FURTHER PRICE HIKES
>>62086869boy who cried wolf etc etc
>>62086865he's singlehandedly preventing the markets from exploding
>>62086862>Last week it was genevaNo, last week it was islamabad. This is so fucking gross and gay
>>62086862>(((axios)))
>>62086862Everyone in Iran is going to lose their appetite because of radiation poisoning boss.
>>62086832and Emperor Hadrianthis is all european's fault
i sold my PL for a whopping 30 dollar profit>>62086869shows how much the market values Iran lmao
Theres no way he doesnt taco bros hes just pumping up his chest to try and scare iran in to a ceasefire
>you have the night shift at an Iranian power plant
Trump only chimps out to benefit his inside trade buddies
>>62086882Don't worry, school children and football teams will gather around the power plant to protect it.
>>62086868>Diplomatic and indirect channels of talks with the US are not closed - Tehran Times NewspaperEveryone here needs to just remember, we're retarded little birds looking at our screens hoping in vain that our puny bird brains will figure this monolith of moving parts out. We won't, we never will. Sometimes we guess the right way. But if you slurp, true and hard then over time you will always prosper. That's all you can do little birdy, just keep tweeting. Fly, fly!
>>62086882>an impromptu national bring your kid to work day has been declared
>>62086889Cute
>>62086856Holy shit Axios, shut the FUCK UP, incredible how obvious these faggots are. Market manipulation at its finest.
>>62086862So this is how Vance gets his face turn? I can see them trying to put Vance over and Trump becoming the yelling at clouds heel.
>*UN PEACE MISSION TO REMOVE DONALD TRUMP FROM OFFICE UNDERWAY - REUTERS PER AXIOM PER CNN PER BREITBARTwew lads check the charts
>>62086877Be careful, I was banned for posting exactly this.
will SPY be at 680 by 4/17 y or n plz respon
>>62086905680? Well, sheesh little lady...you sell yourself too short
What's this about a civilization being wiped out? Haven't been following MAGA subhuman theater in a while
>>62086849It’s a FRED chart.You can examine the volume in your own broker.There is no cope.Capital is exiting the market into cash at exponential never before seen rates (covid it was printed).You have been warned.
>BREAKING. TALKS ARE SAID TO BE PRODUCTIVE ACCORDING TO PEOPLE CLOSE TO THE SITUATION. SEVERAL KEY POINTS HAVE BEEN AGREED UPON AND THEY ARE HOPEFUL TO HAVE THEM WRAPPED UP FRIDAY EVENING-AXIOS
The shitty part about this whole thing is that instead of growing numb to the constant stream of bullshit news now the market is moving on even the most inane nothingburger shit
>Brent negative
>>62086905I'm not clicking that.Thumbnail screams suicide fuel already.
>>62086904wouldn't be the first time, got banned wrongly myself because i posted some market affecting news which actually did affect the marketaxios is now the news wire of choice for fud in this war and it should be treated as such... jannies stopping people calling that out would be wrong... not that it seems to matter to them
>>62086894The "author" is a formwr mossad agent lol
>>62086915
A can of sardines in olive oil is 3€. Fuck you oil boys, you went too far.
Everything is pointing at a TACO.
>>62086924I shit you not they sell them for 10$ a can regularly here granted it's a retarded hippie brand
White House insider here, Iran has promised to become a US territory and to denominate all it's oil sales in 0DTE SOXL calls
>>62086928for lunch? not a bad idea
>>62086928There is no taco.Amirite gamers?
>>62086924trump did it
>>62086928Trumps whole second term has been a TACO buffet so far...Remember tariffs?(Nobody does, actually)
>>62086929>fishwifenothing like a lil beastiality to market a product
Nikocado will eat all of the tacos and save us
>>62086921that's anti-semitic
>>62086938anon...
>>62086929Holy shit. That's like 60$ a day if you want to live only of sardines.
what does it say about the market if negative news get basically ignored while vague, faulty news get slurped like there was no tomorrow? is that bullish or bearish?
>>62086928I'm so glad I sold my $50 soxl puts. At least I made a few hundred
knowing that eurocucks are seething, and Iranians are being genocided reaffirms my belief that I made the right choice in that election boss.
A little bird told me that a big government-adjacent organization is in talks to adopt IBM's BoB AI. Do with this info what you will.
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
SPX MOVING
>>62086942It means we are at some serious support levels.
>>62086905hnggg that is SO FUCKING HOT
>>62086934We’re crashing regardless of the Iran thing, thanks to the pumps in April and October that ruined market confidence.
>>62086831kek, agile is garbo>>62086699me too, expect I live in the guest house
>>62086933The taco is a lie!
>>62086938Anon...nikocado lost like 300lbs and got a smoking hot girlfriend
>>62086955>>62086940HE'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT
>>62086947sounds bullish for a second holocaust
>/smg/ still hasn’t figured out plan trustingYou are seriously ngmi
Can oil fucking shoot up already kthx
>>62086955>smoking hotlmao get your brain checked
>>62086958the persia one?
Boots on the ground - Axios, citing 4 bobos
>>62086959trust what plan? damage from fallout from this is already locked in, yet not priced inthe only factor is how much damage it does
>>62086955I still can't believe he was pretending to be fat and gay as some sort of big fucking JOKE. Some of us were born that way and he just used it for clicks.
Open the Fuckin' strait !!!
>>62086962>RE5 DLC where you play as Chris and Sheva's daughter
>>62086965i'm bobo!boots on the ground
>>62086964anything that requires tattooing numbers on prisoners, IBM did a great job in WW2
>>62086967Vito BTFOd
>>62086856>>62086894Just like when Trump admitted that all the signalling about how they had "already found" the weapons officer from the F15 was total glownigger fabrication.The press is in on it or just carrying their water. Trust what the prices (and the US armed forces kek) are doing not what they say.
>>62086965Bobos on the ground!
>>62086967yeah haha he really got me to believe he was a gay fat retatded degen by being a gay fat retarded degen for a decade. really had me there
>>62086966By this time tomorrow, WTI will be $70 and Brent will fall to $90 at least.You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about,
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>62086981Okay let's not get ahead of ourselves with top calling
>>62086981show us ur puts
>62086982Bear flag
aw fuck mate it appears i purchased the generational top of SOXS
DEAL BROS WE WON
>>62086977That David Barak guy is a (supposedly ex) mossad agent, why is anyone taking his shit with credibility?>>62086981Sure we just need to print some refineries and oil to put in those blowm tankers. You probably think it's plausible to do that with 3d printing lmao
There's so much pent up pressure to the upside.
>>62086989:( *kisses you and hands you a share of my MUU*
>>62086963I'm 42. My wife went from a hooters girl to an semintruck after just 2 kids. She would be acceptable to my tastes nonetheless.Tldr: beauty is in the eye of the beholder
BREAKING: STRAIT TO COME OUT AND OPEN UP IN JUNE FOR PRIDE MONTH
They are still talking? Looks Iran lost again today!
>>62086999ok get your eyes checked then YOU SICK FUCK
>>62086991Who is buying the oil if there are no refineries to turn it into shit people actually use boss?
>>62086989>SOXSI did something similar after liberation day and lost a couple thousand lol.
How do I get rich shorting oil
>>62087008Literally just short oil.
NEW>>62086994>>62086994>>62086994
>>62086905SEX
>>62087002I'm confused I thought Iran halted all talks with the US at this time.Is this another situation where the Trump admin is talking to some rando claiming to be the head of the current Iranian government?
>>62087008short deez nuts!*farts*
>>62087010sell the top buy the dip
The only way to make money in this market is to think about the niggerest thing possibleWhat was the niggerest thing possible when we opened today? Rip it up to shit on anyone who was short looking forward to a down dayThe what? Once you caught some mumus you dump it to hell and shit on anyone who was trying to go longAnd then? Suddenly stop dropping on a literal non-existent support level, denying the shorts of any release, then slowly creep it up, slowly, not too fast so no one gets suspicious, "just short covering" "it'll drop again anytime" while insider friends load up their boatAnd then? Suddenly the slow creep does not stop, it keeps going on and on, RSI and news don't matter, then by the time the shorts are trapped and the cashfags are getting worried you just retardpump it non-stopBy the time the cashfags start FOMOing in the friends are already selling to them and starting to prepare the next rugpull
>>62086981>By this time tomorrow, WTI will be $70 and Brent will fall to $90 at least.they only reason that happens is because theres nothing left to consume the oil after tonightthe damage is done
>>62087011We have the worst bakers, it's not even funny.
>>62087005You can lead an anti-semite to your miata but you can't make him suck your dick baggler. Don't try to explain anything to first time COMMODITY traders, they have to learn through PAIN.
>>62086999Literal bagholder.
>>62087014I found out the original news source deleted that bit of news about ending all talks.
>>62087022>nothing left to consume the oilOther than SABIC there weren't that many production plants struck, the factories are all in Asia and they've already seen the last tankers that left before the war. If 1974 couldn't cause demamd destruction I don't see it happening now, you can't "just" stop using oil
>>62086824birria tacos look so much better than they taste. bland as fuck imo and for being so soggy soaking wet, the shredded meat is actually quite dry. 3/10 goyslop.
Isn’t it amazing how weak the bears have been through this? Indexes are barely down from their highs
>>62086832>Hitler loses>the world is run by pedophile elite bankers named Stein that talk to the prime ministers of Israel in less than 100 years HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>62086835Dumb ass bobo doesn't realize cash on the sidelines doesn't exist kek, every seller has a buyer
