hydro thunder edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62088635
where's the anon who predicted the ceasefire would be announced then framed as Iran breaking it, justifying further escalation
> futures
>>62089087hell yeah hydro thunderwatching my SOXS crater as fidelity reps give me the fucking run around on the phone
>USOIL 97>-11.5%
Well Anons? SpaceX at $2T?Keep in mind, it's the future
I get that he TACO'd, and I knew he would, but nothing has changed. The strait is closed. Why is oil rugging? Why are futures pumping? Why is BTC also going up?Surely him chickening out means the strait is staying closed. Surely that's bad for the economy. What is this bullshit?
KEK OIL BAGGIES
>>62089104they would be wrong because iran never even agreed to it, kek oil baggies
Possible Trump uses this as his off ramp for good. 2 weeks pass and he forgets about it all and moves on.
so can trump tell us who exactly he negotiated with in iran to make this ceasefire?
Oh god it’s gonna be another crab day isn’t it I can’t fucking take it anymore
Tells you how fragile the financial system in the west is that this fiasco of a day went the way it did.
I'm glad that tweets produce oil now, I was worried for the last month.
>>62089087
NIGGER liquid
>>62089120me :)
>>62089122>crab dayNo its going to be +3%.
>>62089104Or it’s a fake out and trump bombs them anyways.
>>62089112Basically Israel isn't part of the peace deal
>volumes
>>62089112its literal market manipulation. its on no volume. anyone falling for this is gonna probably get some wild whiplash in the following days
>>62089117No. The war will continue until Iranian demands are met.
>>62089112Short term reactions, could be different tomorrow or in a few hours Kek, who knows
>Iranian television (IRIB) is framing Trump's announcement tonight as an achievement, saying: "With the acceptance of Iran's conditions for ending the war, Trump announced that a two-week ceasefire will take place."It's actually over.
The media can no longer claim Trump is insane after we nuke Iran. We literally handed them peace and they kept attacking. Iran brought it on themselves. They owe us the right to obliterate them and take over their oil
>>62089112Markets dont live in reality until it hits them in the face
>he’s gonna taco alreadySo glad i bought the dips in the stonks i wanted today. Big surge tomorrow!
SPY at SIX SEVEEEEEN (ty)
>>62089111Elon desperately wants to be the world's first trilionaire.
>>62089117>BREAKING: IRAN SAYS STRAIGHT OPEN TO FRIENDLY NATIONS, SENDS GOODWILL PRESENT TO ISRAEL
spy 700 eom
LONG NASDAQ>DONELONG SOX>DONELONG MOTHERUCKING MAG-7>DONECA$$$$H PRINTING MACHINE?>ON
thank you for riding the extremely destabilizing upside volatilityplease keep your hands and feet inside at all times & remember to have fun
>>62089114what does SpaceX even do besides attracting fractional reserve banking funny money?
>>62089134thanks doc
>>62089134
Just posted this on the other thread >>62089136Not trying to look for sympathy. But I don't talk about my trades to anybody in the real world and I need to let my feelings out.
>>62089139Iran's conditions are total sanction removal, guaranteed peace (not ceasefire) and American withdrawal from ME.
BY THE POWER OF PAKISTAN, I COMMAND THE TO STOP THE REDEEMING!oh shit, it worked
>>62089122I just know that when I have finally had enough and cash out something will start pumping.
I feel physically sickNiot only are Qs back to fucking 600 so i basically missed the dip in its entirety, but i lost so much fucking money this last month that it'll take me a year to recover, and I'm losing even more as we speak because i was short to the balls into tomorrow
OH OIL BAGGIES
damn they let me relong oil even more? thank you bussyant!
>>62089153Me on the background.
>>62089120a new regimebetter than the old regime>can you tell us their names?no
>EWY
The 47th president ended a 47 year old conflict on 4/7
OIL PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM HELP US OUTYou stupid niggers don't understand that 120 is the hard limit- will not pass it. Silver will not pass this either. This is a hardcoded number backed into the mind of everyone
damn bobo is such a retarded bitch holy shit
>>62089140I will go bankrupt if you end this war now. Fight as hard as you can and keep it running.
>>62089147I think he'll get it for like eight femtoseconds before TSLA holders sell off and then buy SPCXSuch a tiny portion of those shares are held by people who are actively trading them that the price is pure fiction. There's no liquidity to sell fifty billion dollars of TSLA because no organization who could buy it wouldHis net worth is so fraudulent that it requires a complete overhaul of how net worth is even measured
>>62089170lmao dont worry its just trump negotiating with himself again, probably to lure out iranian leadership to get bombed again
>>62089120There was a back channel over the last week through Pakistan. The Israelis killed the Iranian negotiator and his wife yesterday. Iran cut all ties with Pakistan regarding talks. Now magically we have a deal mediated by Pakistan. It’s horseshit. Something spooked the US today in the markets very badly. The response to trumps idiotic tweet probably shocked them internationally also. Some sense got knocked into Trumps head for a few days.
>VOOG and VGT do decent consistently>SPMO does even better with only a .13% expense ratio compared to VOOG's .03% expense ratiolong term, why shouldn't i just keep using SPMO? even the charts from 2016 onward look great>inb4 le past results don't indicate future returns
>IRAN ACCEPTED PAKISTAN’S TWO-WEEK CEASE-FIRE PROPOSAL; CEASE-FIRE WAS APPROVED BY THE NEW SUPREME LEADER
>>62089125>>62089139Wars over.>5 to 6 weeksHe did give you a timeline. No crying if you missed out.
Oil bros…..not like this..
>>62089153This video is suicide fuel to me.I fucking concede that I'm too stupid to live life on this planet.I know that I'm the retard.
>>62089181after 47 consecutive victories no less.
>>62089191I guess they are getting kind of sick of dying all the time lol
>>62089183Price memory is a thing, but the inherent value is pegged to USD and global GDP ratios
>>62089153I find these kinds of sluts disgusting. Don't post this crap right now, many of us are in pain. The manipulation is so blatant. The morals, the values. The human race is degenerating. What the hell is this moral decay? Lies lies lies more lies. I hate this world
BVLL FVCKING SVRGE MVMV ON PATROL! HE THOVGHT HE COVLD BEAT THE ALMIGHTY BVLL COCK! KNEEL, BOBO! KNEEL AND WORSHIP THE ALTAR OF MVMV'S GREEN RODS!
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYY
This has legit become more stressful than my wagie job.
So the strait will be toll based? It's in Iran's 10 point deal.
1. Guarantee that Iran will not be attacked again2. Permanent end to the war, not just a ceasefire3. End to Israeli strikes in Lebanon4. Lifting of all US sanctions on Iran5. End to all regional fighting against Iranian allies6. In return, Iran would open the Strait of Hormuz7. Iran would impose a Hormuz fee of $2 million per ship8. Iran would split these fees with Oman9. Iran to provide rules for safe passage through Hormuz10. Iran to use Hormuz fees for reconstruction instead of reparations
Liquid nigger baggiesOH NO NO NO NO
I hope you didn't short anything anons.
>tfw half-in half-outThis is ok
>>62089207>not buying every panic Friday for the last 3 Fridaysmy port has rocket boosters right now.
>>62089203turn that frown upside down mcbaggie, you've gotta be up bright and early tomorrow for your new mcjob
dear god spy 673 it keeps going up...
>>62089159they got reusable moon rockets or something
>>62089211At this point just nuke them
>>62089189>I think he'll get it for like eight femtosecondsThat's probably all he needs to feel good about himself. But the IPO valuation turns space X from a good buy for me to a let's slurp after it it rugs.
>>62089203he's literally tounged my anus before.
>>62089197(addendum)I've got another confession to make if/when SPX hits 7000pts.
>>62089225Trump just surrendered
>>62089189spacex is gonna corner the delivery market on the moon's untapped population you got to be forward looking if you want to make it in stocks
>>62089191Those b52's had nukes.
>$94
>>62089237;-;
>>62089224That truly is what this world needs.
>>62089088So if Iran does NOT agree to open up the strait (and I don't think that they will), then that means this is an EXTREMELY good USO buying opportunity right now, right?I am able to trade oil still using thinkorswim on schwab. Should I go all in right now...? 1/3rd of my net worth.
There are no men of values left in this fucking world. I just hate this. I just hope the idea of reincarnation is false. Either pure materialism or just living in heaven. I don't need a second life in this world. LIES LIES LIES.
LMAO at oil baggies
>>62089211>Hormuz feesIt's over.
>>62089211Agreeing to this will send the markets up but also means cheeto man will be another president that lost a war.Hard to say what he cares more about.
>>62089219good i just tanked a thousand dollar loss on soxs my one spy call has a lot of work to do to heal my port
IRAN SAYS NEGOTIATIONS WITH U.S. WILL BE HELD IN ISLAMABAD TO FINALIZE DETAILS, WITH THE AIM OF CONFIRMING IRAN’S BATTLEFIELD ACHIEVEMENTS POLITICALLY WITHIN MAXIMUM OF 15 DAYS
>>62089231it's a bit more nuanced than that. it seems like a riff is between Trump and Israel because he made this deal without them. Israel isn't part of the peace deal at allhence why Iran threw a ton of cluster munitions at Iran the literal moment Trump announced the peace deal. Israel isn't part of the agreement so they can bomb the jews all they want
>brent down 17%
Uhhh Schwab thinks I had 7 times the gains I actually did...this had better no rape my taxes
>>62089246>Bratty and Bottomlesscute...
BONDS BONDS BONDS BONDS
so now that the war is over and everythings fine again, whats the bull case
>>62089253you are lying>>62089125
Been asleep for the past 7 hours and after a tl;dr.TACO or happening?
>>62089246Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
STATEMENT BY IRAN’S SUPREME NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL:‘The United States has accepted a humiliating defeat and agreed to all of Iran’s ceasefire conditions:1. Commitment to non-aggression.2. Continued Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz.3. Acceptance of uranium enrichment.4. Lifting of all primary and secondary sanctions.5. Termination of all resolutions of the UN Security Council and the IEAE Board of Governors.6. Payments of compensation for Iran.7. Withdrawal of American combat forces from the region.8. Cessation of war on all fronts.
>>62089253Huh. This is interesting. So I guess we will just sell (give) Israel weapons now?
So will Israel release whatever leverage they have over Trump now?
i filled up on gas this afternoon
>BREAKING: Iran’s Supreme National Security Council claims Tehran achieved a “historic victory” over the U.S. and allies, says Washington agreed in principle to a 10-point plan including sanctions relief, non-aggression, and regional military withdrawal — statement via Fars News Agency
>>62089124kek
When will Space X enter the S&P 500?
>>62089268Bro I filled up on DIESEL this afternoonDon't worry too much though, it will take a solid week to see it at the pumps
cool
-17%AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THAT FUCKING JUMP HELLO?
XOMsisters....
Do we think this is real?
>>62089132inshallah
they will let some oil flow into the markets and start bombing again in 2 weeks
>>62089125>lying>breaking newsThat's not lying dude this is literally happening moment by moment. Also the fuck time zone is that
>>62089240think of all the amazon packages they'll deliver to the mooninites>>62089252it would be incredibly badass if they talked Vance into showing up to negotiate and then murdered him and his entire extended street shitting family>>62089267israel? trump needs to worry about his evangelical fanbase that just got cucked out of the second coming of the lord
>>62089237You were warned.And now he shall have his terrible swollen fingered revenge.
Paging AntiSemetic oil schizo of "its going to 200 fame"
>>>/pol/532667228>after marketi hate these insider jews so much
>>62089210No, it isn’t.>>62089211No, this is not Iran’s 10 point deal. Nobody knows what it is.
Lost over $200 thanks to Trump, thanks a lot fatfuck. But at least I still made a nice profit and was able to sell...I swear that I was going to get a fucking HEART ATTACK thinking I was about to lose thousands of dollars, but thankfully I was able to sell.
>>62089213HAHAHAHA I'M SO FUCKING LEERAGED RIGHT NOW IN THIS
>>62089280That's what's being reported. Apparently Trump is going to use this to completely leave the middle east permanently
>>62089280Yes i think Iran really said all that
>>62089280yes, 100%if its to manipulate the stock market, they would agree to all of those thingstaxpayers pay to fix iran after all
>>62089280Trump surrenderedThe US lost another war
and what did we learn from this?
From the IRGC telegram channelSo the points aren't even the same between sources, and Iran expects to be paod about 1 trillion cash as compensation
>>62089280USA completely surrendered?
>>62089306Nothing ever happens. Cultists won.
>>62089211>3. End to Israeli strikes in Lebanonyeah I don't think so
Should have played both sides long and short instead of putting a small yolo short
>Trump won't be able to pump and dump anymorekek. Baggies left holding once again.
TACO TACO MANI WANT TO BE A TACO MAN
>US government caught telling Pakistan what to say in run-up to ceasefireMasterful gambit from the migapede
>NEW: The two-week ceasefire will take effect once Iran opens the Strait of Hormuz, a White House official says - Axios
>Iran said US agreed to all of thisYeah, US didn't agree to any of that shit, just stirring the water so retarded turd worlders can say the US lost or some shit
>>62089307They will meet later during these two weeks to discuss the terms of surrender. So it's fairly common for both sides to have conflicting demands
>Oilfags were circling jerking about it hitting 200$
>>62089306Sell in December, wait for whatever March/April insider bullshit happens next year and buy anything when VIX is above 30.
>>62089323BUT THE TIMELINE TABLE ANON THE TIMELINE
>>62089253you fucking dumb nigger, you're usign AI for news that was posted 30 minutes ago?KILL YOURSELF
>>62089252>IRAN SAYS NEGOTIATIONS WITH U.S. WILL BE HELD IN ISLAMABAD TO FINALIZE DETAILS, WITH THE AIM OF CONFIRMING IRAN’S BATTLEFIELD ACHIEVEMENTS POLITICALLY WITHIN MAXIMUM OF 15 DAYSthis is fake, right
>>62089309yes
Asian market open is going to be gloriousI'm balls deep in SK Hynix, I'm moist just thinking about the big red candle that's about to penetrate my gaping red portfolio.
So uhhm peace is cool but are we just going to forget that market was down trending BEFORE the war situation happened? Like we just rally back to highs all willy nilly now?
>>62089280>Do we think this is real?trump agreed to "a basis" of a planmeaning yes, but also no.
More from the IRGC telegram, bruhI assume "March 21" is a translation error and it's actually "the 21st of this month" or smtinin any case>it is emphasized that this does not mean the end of the war
>>62089280"You're on your own, Israel"Please let this be real.
ABSOLUTE CENTCOMDESTRUCTION
>$92
>>62089320you lost migatranny
>>62089336Yes anon, the market needed an accumulation/selloff period before it could begin the next Elliot Wave, this whole thing has been textbook. Good news, oil baggots get the rope and SPY will close over 8,000 this year :)
but really, whats the bull case now for stocks? kinda feels like this was it
>>62089336>So uhhm peace is cool but are we just going to forget that market was down trending BEFORE the war situation happened? Like we just rally back to highs all willy nilly now?yes it is a fake pump, since the problem which was causing it to drop more is now removed (theoretically)but that original dip will keep dippingthen again, the oil freakout did shake out a lot of people, so that might have done enough to flush out much of the shockSo the -20% drop I was predicting might only get down to -15%, from the 10 it was
Wait is the war completely over?
>>62089345>Bussy>Penetrated Thanks for playing chump, I mean champ :3
>>62089280Very obviously not you brown ass tards
>>62089338>[two more weeks]>with the possibility of extending them by mutual agreement
He all told us this was coming when he Taco'd on tariffs in April. You did buy calls at close, right anon?
HAHA BIG BULL COCK
>>62089353historical performance trends during mid term years - line goes up cus fuck you that's why
>>62089355lmao for two weeks yeah sure.
I am completely fucked if nukes don't drop by Thursdays close at this point I did not anticipate a complete unconditional US surrender and leaving Israel to fend for itself
>>62089336Yes anon that was BEFORE and now this is AFTER. Things change.
>>62089353The AI bubble continues now that the oil will flow and hit 40 dollars a barrel by tomorrow?
I'm going to get margin called and then have to sell out and oils just going to go right back up
>>62089345>End of OILvangelionRIP OIL schizos.
>>62089170short on not oil? why? the whole object of trump tweets has been to invert the obvious for some time now and tech has not been negotiable while oil would have been ""solvable"" by comparison to no new future tech or infrastructure
>>62089353x7 Samsung earnings. x3 EPS for Micron. Fuck you
I'm gonna lose over a thousand dollars at open....
>>620893071. Hormuz toll remains2. Not allowed to hit Houthis, Hezbollah, Hamas or any other terror groups in the region3. Collapse of all US / GCC mutual investment4. Just point 1 in different words5. 1 Trillion dollars cheque6. No more sanctions7. More of the above8. Pinky promise9. No take backsThis is obviously them trying to sell you a 5000 dollar car but starting at 50,000 then going okay for you my friend 30,000 very good price and just working it down like that. These points would be impossible for them achieve even if the US mainland was being bombed.
>>62089346>20 gorillion iranians dead>le invincible muslim pope dead and 90% of his administration>no navy, no air force, limited to a handful of manpads>industry shitter-shattered>W-WE WONDo axis of resistance LARPers REALLY?
>>62089363he didnt expect a taco... brother man
>>62089353lol watch it trickle down slowly sub $600 on fundementals after this Iran shit blows over. I would be so mad
Holy FUCK LMAOWHAT A SHITCOIN
>>62089363I had no idea everything would reverse itself this fast. I thought 20% of the world's oil was gone and couldn't come back in years even if they did open the strait.
>>62089367Why you shouldn’t play in a low volume market.
>>62089376I didn't expect SPY to gap up nearly $20 in minutes, no
>>62089363See:>>62089331Israel agreed to the ceasefire.
>>62089379Buying opportunity if you're not retarded
>>62089366yeah but like oil is still all jacked up from a production standpoint, and the strait isnt flowing freely yet, its going to show up in the next round of economic data, and the economy is at a standstillmeta and microsoft are still very far from ath, nvda still in its year long rangedatacenters being canceled i think this pump is bait bros, be careful in the next days and weeks
So I got three grand on BP, will likely open -5% tomorrow, that's a £150 loss. Add that to the £200 loss when he first crashed the market with this bullshit war and the £400 lost when I panic bought a 3x oil ETF the day before he rugged it
>>62089373why wait til open? i lost a thousand bucks in post market
>>62089280Trump said he is willing to work with Iran's 10 point plan in the same post he announced the ceasefire, so yes it is real, the 60 days allowed under the War Powers Resolution will run out at the end of April this effectively marks the end of the war, Iran won, the US lost, quickest loss in American history
>>62089387Is there someone maybe they forgot to ask?
>>62089379I guess it'll be 59 bucks by tomorrow morning at this rate
>Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi: Safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz will be guaranteed for two weeks; forces will halt operations if attacks stop
>>62089381same. seems logic truly does not apply at this point
>>62089376Haha funny cat
>>62089357See >>62089394Dumb migger
Redeeming some hot cross buns for dessert
>>62089375they learned the art of war from trudeau "if you kill your enemies, they win">>62089381lmao it was like 7% of the worlds oil tops dipshit
Plan Trusters remain undefeated Enjoy your oil bags, panicans
>>62089376People forgot what the a in taco means
>>62089394Might be a retarded question but couldn't he start it up again and claim it's a "new" conflict, resetting the 60 days?
>>62089387but ins't Iran launching missiles at Israel right this second?
>>62089381that is still the case, but markets rarely care about reality, you should know this by now
Iran had enough leverage from the straight to extract concessions.It wasn't my basecase but I sure as shit wasn't short over the night.
>>62089391He told you not to be a panician. Why did you panic?
You just KNOW that Israel is going to shell Iran and lie about it when Iran retaliates. Goddamn just call me Cassandra
NIGGER LIQUID BaggiesNOT LIKE THIS BAGGIES
SPX RIPPING THROUGH 6800 HAHAHAHHAHA
>>62089397You mean Iran:>>62089400
>>62089412No
YOU FUCKING DOOMERS, YOU FUCKING COLLAPSE FAGS, YOU PESSIMISTS WE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU
>>62089392I don't know. USO stopped moving after 4. So I guess it'll tank at open to match the new price? That's what it did when it was making me bux
NOTHINGEVERHAPPENSCHUD WAS RIGHT IS RIGHT WILL ALWAYS BE RIGHT
>>62089422Why'd they shoot Israel then? Schizophrenia?
>>62089420It's literally EGG futures all over again lmao
>>62089394>Iran's 10 point planit's a basis of a plan, much like a concept of a plan
>>62089413They are? Why? Because an AI twitter account said so?
>>62089356nice pröötthankssaved
>>62089421we need to hit 6850 by friday or else i'm personally restarting the war
THIS IS BULLSHIT. ABSOLUTELY NO MORALS. BLATANT MANIPULATION.So what the hell was the point of everything? Now begging to open the strait. But it was open before the war. WHAT THE HELL.I WAS SET UP. I'VE BEEN PLAYED. THEY FUCKING PLAYED WITH MY MONEY. GODAMMIT. AND NOW I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP
>>62089291Yes it is, it was released several days ago. https://x.com/clashreport/status/2041276363139670354
soooooo do we buy oil now for cheap?
>>62089442>I'VE BEEN HAD AND THIS IS MY WHITE FLAAAAAG
OILJEET WON
>>62089442How bad? You can tell us.
BUDDY CHECK SILVER COMPUTER
>>62089442I know right? I can't believe this. Feels like a bad dream.
>>62089431No, it was Iran's counter to the American 15 point plan and Trump has said he's willing to work with it, the US has achieved NONE of its objectives, the same regime is in power, Iran still has enriched uranium, Iran still has its missile and drone industry but now they control the Strait of Hormuz, as I said the 60 days end this month and two weeks will leave Trump with a 8 days left after that, the war is effectively over, the US lost
>>62089420Kek, oilies!
BTC is uuuuuup
>>62089442Out come of the war is dead americas, billions in munitions wasted, and Iran controlling the strait. What a joke.
dammit these niggers should have announced this half an hour before market close so i could have bought more calls
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>62089452I am personally annoyed that my beloved precious metals are moving with fucking STOCKS and now I can’t STACK MORE
>>62089426
>>62089277Brainlets are dumping oil and you're celebrating with them. Why?Even if petroleum shipping restarted RIGHT THIS SECOND at MAX CAPACITY, none of the product would arrive for at least a month, maybe longer. This is on top of the existing back-orders for all the missing shipments. There's going to be a HARD shortage in some countries for a full month at the very least where they have to wait out the missing shipments gap. And then a long time after that of degraded petroleum availability as shipping ramps up slowly while the back-orders are fulfilled gradually. This is a crisis in slow motion, like watching a gigantic cruise ship approaching port at a perpendicular angle.
HAHAHA LAUGH AT OIL BAGGOTS BEARS ARE FAILURES AT LIFE.
Ever get tired diamonte hodlers?Me neither.>Certificate du verification, nil poi
Im gonna be up more than 5% tomorrow, blessed TACO man
>>62089449Fuck you Yukino. Shin was terrible and the author whores you out in all the merch. Iroha will rise again.
>my bags literally just blew up over an obvious completely fabricated lie for the 5th time in 2 weeks>when it becomes obvious that it was complete bullshit the price won't move upwards to compensate the downward scamwick that just completely blew up my portfolio
haha I bought 100 SOXL at 3:30 as soon as there were whispers of a ceasefirealways fake and gay, always, the aggressive tweet was my bottom signal
>>62089432Where else am I supposed to get this information retard?
>>62089445No, it isn’t. Twitter is not a source. Twitter is a shithole run by Elon Musk.https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/7/whats-irans-10-point-peace-plan-that-trump-says-is-not-good-enough
>>62089442Please post your exact positions, I need more sauce with all of this whine
How long until the US backstabs and bombs the shit out of Iran?
>>62089446Only buy if it dips below $78 tbqh
Hehe>Nothing Ever Happens>Trump ALWAYS Chickens Out>Maniac Monday>TACO Tuesday>Panicans BTFO>Oil Baggots BTFO>Iranians BTFOThe man has the mandate of heaven and you doubted him, even for a moment?Plan trusters and chuds vindicated yet once again.
>>62089468Eh, sounds like arguments I heard after the COVID pullback. Didn’t matter. Stocks mooned anyway
i guess we'll never get another chance at single digit soxl
>>62089468You answered your own question. No refunds.
Anyone work at an oil and gas company. I work at xom, afraid to go back to work if morale is going to be down
>>62089446Not gonna lie I am tempted but I am so tired of this. I buy 90 tomorrow and it somehow goes to 80. Then of course when I sell and use what's left to plan my suicide he announces the war's restarted.
YOU LOW IQ BEARS CLEAR YOUR MIND
>>62089487I don't think the workers will uh care about the price of oil
>>62089465they're not moving with stocks, they're moving against oil dumbfuck
>>6208948130 minutes because they never agreed to a ceasefire to begin with
LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. THE MANIPULATION IS SO BLATANT. LIES LIES LIES AND LIES. SO NOW PEOPLE CELEBRATE WHEN THEY LOSE A WAR? YOU WIN, GOOD! YOU LOSE? EVEN BETTER. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT.THE ENTIRE WORLD HAS SEEN THAT IN ORDER TO DEFEAT AMERICA YOU JUST NEED A SHITTON OF CHEAP DRONES AND MISSILES.SO NOW USA AND ISRAEL ARE NEGOCIATING SO THAT THEY CAN GO BACK TO HOW THINGS WERE BEFORE THE WAR? THAT IS CALLED LOSINGI WAS SET UP I WAS SET UP AND I FUCKING LOST A SHITTON OF MONEY. GOD DAMN YOU, LIARS
He doesn’t consult the charts >pic related
>>62089476Anywhere where the user doesn’t have a monetary reason for getting you to click on AI videos.
>>62089487i'm suprised there's a single oil wageslave smart enough to buy stocks to be quite desu with you
>>62089493>>62089488no crying in the casino
>futures
Anti-Americans just can't stop losing
>>62089488What part of short oil and long tech do you not understand?Are you mentally deficient or just too far gone on sunk cost fallacy?Dump that paltry £3,000 into GRRR and watch it rise to £20,000 by June.
>OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT!>Yes I surrender unconditionally
I'm glad to know nears are im the minority cause /biz/ is gonna be entertaining when trump inevitably restarts this war
>>62089504can't believe you are still shilling your heavy fucking bags
>>62089498WOW nice examples there bud
>>62089493cope loser and have some hope for the future.
israel isn't gonna like this
>>6208947910 point plan with 9 points from the WSJ. Why the fuck would they agree to this? lmao
TACO TRUCKTrump RoUtinely CucKs
>>62089468>Even if petroleum shipping restarted RIGHT THIS SECOND at MAX CAPACITY, none of the product would arrive for at least a month, maybe longercan you quickly ask AI to explain the meaning of a "futures contract" to you
>>62089504Not shilling DAVE anymore?
>>62089520>>62089504Or GRRR....grrr.....
lmao yemen is still launching at israel and iran just launched against the uae
>>62089491Well it’s actually moving against inflation and expectations of higher interest rates.
itt: some american fell for his own propaganda
>>62089514will this cause circuit breakers to the upside?
>>62089522literally who
>>62089513they already agreed retard
>$89
>oil down, gas up
Well I sold my MUU to early LOL go on without me bros
Haha always inverse /pol/
i dunno bros, i think a sudden 3% move in markets is pretty ripe for a short scalpmake some money bobros, these are the times you wish for
so SPY opens at 690 tomorrow or what?
>DRILL BABY DRILL>OH NO NO NO NOT LIKE THAT!
So did Iran actually agree to anything Will trump lie and say they did anyways so he doesn't have to attack in half an hour
I'm down 16% after hours, thanks Donald
>>62089455>the war is effectively over, the US lostWe got iran to do what we wanted, for free, in exchange for talking about a concept of a planIran was already backpedaling so hard out of the hormuz blockade that they finally just let the whole thing go
>>62089508I'll never leave my smigga, not till I'm a bonafide gorillionaire. >>62089520I love DAVE still but more upside with GRRRGAMB ain't looking so hot.
apparently Iran is still gonna control the strait and they didn't change any of their original 10 demands. So no more US bases in the region, they can enrich, etc. Trump just got his bluff called and was desperate to back down. Unironically buying oil
>literally 2 more weeksThis market just dropped the tiny amount of seriousness it had left. You are fucking retarded if you are making money right now.
Are you ready to fill up your car or truck?
oil baggies... how much did you lose?
>>62089514Iran said if they coordinate with the Iranian military. The only thing that happened today is that trump backed out from bombing them, nothing else has changed. The only thing trump accomplished over the past 2 months is killing Americans, giving Iran control of the strait, and depleting billions of dollars in munitions stockpiles.
>>62089545are you not reading the treath, retard?
jews deploying their strongest shills to gloat, when nothing has changed>bu bu but fake number go down on fake paper exchange
>>62089551But we didn't want bases in the Middle Ease in the first place
>>62089543nah, the taco trade got majorly frontrun and then retail just chased the fuck out of it at the end heresometimes the sell the news is a bit delayed, but i dont think this ones coming all the way back by tomorrowmaybe in 2 weeks kekkek oil baggies
>>62089555that hip to waist ratio is absurd
>>62089468>Even if petroleum shipping restarted RIGHT THIS SECOND at MAX CAPACITYsounds exactly like what the silver fags were saying right before and right after it topped
>>62089510Your fault for beliving garbage posted on twitter and telegram. Might as well believe a 4chin post.
>>62089553>Only intelligent people lose moneyEveryone laugh at the midwit goyim
>>62089545Iran said that if the US agrees to it's maximalist demands it will end the war and cease fire for the 2 week period where negotiations are ongoing.In the meantime ships can pass with IRGC coordination which means on their terms.
>>62089551irans literally confirmed they are going to escort ships. i think that means they have to let everyone know where the mines are so they can go through safely... that probably means theres gonna be a bit of a traffic jam since ships cant go through like they used to
>>62089554oh about that...gas prices aren't coming down lol sorry
>>62089530Only because they had no choice since they would lose alone
>>62089560>we just put them there as a jokePetrodollar is dead
>>62089553haha cope clown. Being a contrarian doesn’t make you smart. The market is wrong not me. Lose your ego before you lose your money lil nigga
>>62089493Losing a war is very profitable sometimes. Many nations have "won" wars and had it ruin them
>>62089571How can you agree to all demands and then negotiate
>>62089087I like how the market doesn't even react anymore to anything it just fluctuates a bit up or down and that's it. This last year and half has taught me I'm too much of a faggot to do day trading. I'm now focusing on companies that grow slightly/moderately and also churn dividends.
So... what did this accomplish?
Uhhh guys???Israel is... concerned
Screaming fuck on social media wins wars, major W for Mr. President the streamer
>>62089581>>62089581>>62089581>>62089581>>62089581
>>62089476financial juice is the new hotness, google or bing it if you hate google and if you hate both i dunno use duckduckgo or some shit nigga idk
uhh isn't Bibi fucking furious? Trump literally abandoning the greater Israel plan and now everyone hates Jews including the GOP.
>>62089576>we only let them win because they were going to loseWe're reaching levels of cope hitherto undreamed of.
>>62089580>many people have died drinking water, therefore you can live longer by not drinking it
>>62089559Iran just went from: “No US or US allies ships through the strait” to “You can go through. We’ll just be there”. That’s a pretty big change.
>>62089592i never drink water and have never died
>GGG (not to be confused with "German Goo Girls")$GAUZ looks like a buy here.$GRRR needs to confirm having found an anchor more$GSI looks about to gaan if earnings surprise
>>62089597were you born yesterday?
>>62089592Oh shut the fuck up you assclown
>>62089584antarctica
>>62089610no i only drink diet coke
>>62089564>>>62089581 it was phrased as a question not a statement of fact, learn2read
>>62089442We have entered the mutt century of humiliation KEK
>>62089531>>62089544Based
