Post your 1dte calls and how much you will make tomorrow at open Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62089087
First for laughing at bears
>nigger liquid
>>62089581Jewish tricks are still on the menu, boys
Enjoy your reprieve mumu's, the chance of the Jews agreeing to an historic humiliation like this is 0%.
>your bearish
Israel doesn't like the ceasefire
uhh isn't Bibi fucking furious? Trump literally abandoning the greater Israel plan and now everyone hates Jews including the GOP?!
How much did you lose today Oil Baggots?How much did you make today Plan Trusting Patriots?
>>62089595im short the fuck out of this pump. imagine not getting short after being given such a gift to be able to short the top
>no sticky on polit's an exit pump jesus christ
In a weird way I kind of enjoy losing money. I don't but I do. I just feel exhilaration when my folio moves rapidly. Anyone else?
So crisis dealt with for now we feel like a bull run is possible for rest of the year? I feel like even prior to this whole Iran thing jobs werent getting created.
>>62089600I only care what they do in the next 14 hours anon which will be exactly nothing. I'm selling at market open.
the oil market can be manipulated to such a large degree that it refuses to take into account it would take more than a month for shipping if it was resumed to pre war levels to reach it's ports of destination not very subtle and not taking into account all the damaged and destroyed oil infrastructure
>>62089607it's actually so over for me it's insane
>>62089600>>62089604>>62089606>>62089609
>>62089614plenty of jobs as long as you're not an actual US citizen (ick)
>>62089594They'll probably still be upholding that, so what does "opening the strait" do?
> futures
I am surprised.Trump full-cucked out and likely because China intervened.
>>62089601>your bearishMy bearish?No, my love. Yore bearish.
I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I don't really give a shit what Trump says even if it rugged oil, What matters is has Iran actually agreed to this. So far there is no proof. Proof = a statement from the IRGC or Araghchi.
>>62089614ONE MORE THING. BIBI LOST ALL GOODWILL WITH TRUMP. IT might be unironically over for the JEWS.
>>62089618Confess anon my child, what did you do?You didn't long the second most plentiful liquid on earth at its literal all time historical highs, did you?
don't worry, in two weeks the bears will be back in control.
>>62089611Lotta euphoria, little substance.All that’s happened is trump called off his bombers for today.There’s still plenty of explosions going off in the region.
Israel typically "agrees" with trump and go on to quckly, completely ignore those comittments. I wouldn't be surprised if they start bombing again soon.
>CeasefireBears always lose.
>>62089611There was no sticky for the last 2 week ceasefire and that lasted until this year. If Iran is actually willing to let US and allies through the strait now, the war is as good as over.
>>62089629its obvious bullshit market manipulation dude trump admin is unironically looting the country
>>62089629you got a whole 3k in the market shut the fuck up brokie
>>62089601this hoe has been smg's flag for a while
the finest and fakest deals
>>62089629https://x.com/araghchi/status/2041655156215799821unsure of legitimacy
Please, you can make fun of me. But I've been watching professor Jiang's videos so much that I ended up swallowing up everything he said and I thought this was the beginning of the end. I blew up my account today. 30k. I have no savings now. Next month I'll have to move back with my parents. Jesuschrist, man...Well. I'll try to relax. I have some candles, those that different smells, like strawberry and stuff. I'll lighten them and just relax. Stay away from the computer. Goodbye.
>>62089631We've heard that dozens of times already. Trump's jewish. Face reality.
I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD
>>62089629Trump says he'll start the cease fire when they open the strait, foreign minister says it's open with Iranian discretion, I'm hoping they just block the GCC tankers anyways and Trump uses that as justification
my ta says we pump for a hot minute > pic related
Right now would be an ideal time for China to invade Taiwan>US munitions stockpiles depleted>US assets out of position>US citizens goodwill toward foreign wars depletedPlease China. I need you.
>>62089621The deal is escorted passage for all ships. They have made no demands for exclusion.
>>62089652You won't.
i wonder what this taco means for future tacosi mean hes definitely never going to do anything ever and instead just chicken out
>>62089604Cool they can keep eating missiles, not America's problem
>>62089649Stawbee
>>62089649why would you do that lmao
Just in time for memory earnings season :D
>>62089649The only mistake you made was to gamble with money you could not afford to lose.
>>62089604Uh yeah, Israel historically has an issue with ceasefires.. It doesn’t really mean anything to them
>>62089649>playing with money you can't losesee that's... that's bad. that's where it went bad
>I didn't enter that way out the money both ends strangleI didn't do it because vix was already 25ish.
This might not look like a lot to you but on a 3rd world salary that was like a year of savingsI wanna die I wanna die I wanna die
>>62089665Errm but Micron, Samsung, and Sandisk already had earnings doe
>>62089648Ok it's confirmed over. I'm selling BP tomorrow.
I'm upset about selling a third of my bullish positions before close. I didn't expect this.
>>62089667this time, it is...different!
I'm down -12% or so, EQNR & PBRI hate this orange nigger so much holy shit, the only thing that makes me somewhat happy is that I bought lower than this.
israel seething being left out of negotiations trump is having with himself
>with consideration for technical limitationsTraffic will be better but still slow so oil is oversold
>>62089672https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/sustainable-finance-reporting/samsung-flags-eight-fold-jump-q1-profit-ai-chip-demand-drives-up-prices-2026-04-06/
>>62089674Poor Takagi-san poster. We were melting up though you should've sold
>>62089681
>>62089655We are way closer to Taiwan now though.
>>62089655>now>during the ceasefirecome on now
>>62089671My plan is to retire in SEA, i'm projected to have like $5 million - $10 million bruh. My Heirs will love a comfy life and i'm gonna live a comfy retirement
>>62089655imagine wanting china to start WW3 because you're a retard and lost a couple of bucks on puts
>>62089683WTFWTF that was just a preview? FUCK I should've held my MUU oh well
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
There are 12 (twelve) smgs in the 'log
>>62089652dont do it nigga or imma finna gonna bix nood bussin your cracka ass face
>this time, the jews lose and won't get 100% of what they want from trump>no greater israel for trump, who's their little pet usuallyI'm actually shocked.
>>62089649Sorry to hear that man. I'm freaking out over worst case scenario BP -10%. And as this faggot >>62089644 was so nice to point out I will "only" lose £300. Still. It's all I have and it hurts.Can't imagine what it must feel like to lose 30k. Godspeed man. I hope that orange fuck dies painfully soon.
>>62089697We own this board now
>>62089648War is over. Stait’s open. Remember, Trump said 5 to 6 weeks. You should have listened.
>>62089691why do incels hate women in their 30s so much?
>>62089701It's genuinely earth-shattering.
>>62089663>>62089664>>62089666>>62089669I really thought professor Jiang was the highest IQ individual in the world. He was talking about the draft, the prophecies and how the world was gonna change. But in the end, the fucking Chudda meme was right. NOTHING LITERALLY HAPPENED. Well, something happened. I blew up my account. I have 0 now. I'll just lighten my candles up and do some aromatherapy. I like candles and I need to relax. The different smells really soothes your nervous system. And I feel like I'm about to have a mental breakdown. Good night.
>>62089671What are you fucking retarded? If you can't afford that loss why risk? Holy fuck you're stupid no wonder you can only invest 3k
>>62089681>>62089686this pump is probably fake and gay, and it was majorly frontrunvery possible all of this gets given back tomorrow after market openor just some of itbut otherwise markets are uninvestible for a few weeks if this holds
9/11 for the brownoids infesting this thread for the last few weeks.
>>62089701You are celebrating to early They could easily start shit in Lebanon to get the war going again
>People love Micron againUh... What?
>>62089702>I will "only" lose £300. Still. It's all I have and it hurts.WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ITT
you bears are too pessimistic, never underestimate indomitable will of the human spirit!
If you would please refer to the chart for your daily reminder.
>>62089667Israel likes: long walks on the beach, pina coladas, young ladiesHates: ceasefires, brown kids
ISRAEL PLEASE SAVE MY PORTFOLIO>>62089673My only hope is that Israel goes scorched earth tonight in a spergy attempt to draw the US back in. Trump fleeced every bear so hard today, baiting us into global nuclear war only to pivot to unconditional surrender at the last minute. This was the mother of all TACOs.
>>62089719I've been a Micron cultist this whole time
>>62089707because they are gross skanks
>>62089671I opened this position 1 hour ago, how does that feel?
>>62089649Fucking lmao I hope those candles are RED LIKE YOUR PORT
>>62089718PLEASE fucking tell me it time America abandons the fucking Jew, i'm so sick of those faggots messing up the region.
>>62089713I had another 5k (which will have become ~3.5k by tomorrow) in another account
5 more minutes of pm market what do i buy?
>>62089719baggies love a good pump, they cant resist>>62089721i would just like things to not be so obviously manipulated like the good old days when it was covertly manipulated and ignorance was bliss
Question now is, what happens tomorrow.
>>62089601Need incestuous twin sister
>>62089725I gave up and cut my losses at $1200 last month.
>>62089710why the fuck you believe anything a chinaman says you stupid fuck. I hope this taught you to be racist
>>62089733sqqq
>>62089713It's amazing just how close I was born to being able to have hot sex with mall rat goth girls and yet just how utterly far away I was at the same time. Dogshit fucking reality
>>62089719My average is like $4 with all the calls I've sold
>>62089720Believe it or not, some of us are actually poor and not just LARPing as Gordon Gekko with daddy's money.
>>62089735dump at open unless theres wild overnight action, oil is already bouncing fairly hard
>>62089739the west's ban against human cloning is holding us back sisterbabe bros>>62089746get a job
>negotiations are going nowhere for weeks>all of a sudden the US comes and says they'll agree to all of Iran's points so a ceasefire can be calledEh. Short term rally and relief before war is back on in a week or two.
!!!!!!!! FOUR FUCKING MINUTES !!!!!!!!!
>>62089728uhh how many contracts is this?
>>62089748>>62089746REMEMBER patriots are on a high but asians are feeling the squeeze on oil limitations...they will not be so kind...
>>62089730America will never abandon Israel so long as AIPAC exists
>>62089720/smg/ got infested by europoors and assorted brown third worlders when the war started, who had more of a vested interest in the destruction of Trump, instead of making money.
>>62089707Because they're dumb whores who cope about not being able to settle down because guys don't want a run through divorced chick who thinks she's settling for you, the six figure wagie, because she deserves a doctor or some shit.
>>62089724I'm out, sorry. Can't do this anymore. Just praying that I can sell tomorrow morning before BP crashes completely. I know it will be minimum -5% tomorrow, I am just hoping it won't be at open at this point.
As oil is abiotic,infinitely created from the Earth,a gift from God, the father of Jesus to all of mankind, its real price should be closer to $1 per barrel.
>>62089761i've never set foot outside the US and i have way more vested interest in the destruction of trump than euroshits
>>62089767Anchor baby innit
>>620897552, apparently, shit idk
lmao amerigoylems woniran and europe won
about 20 secs til i get raped
>>62089649>he fell for the /pol/ meme Well deserved and you even did it incorrectly since if you were just 100% long energy you wouldn't be ruined and would probably still be green
>>62089752it's only banned to goyim though
>>62089776hawt
A nuke just flew over my house
>>62089697twenty xrp threads up at any given time, getting jealous the board has an active thread after you cratered board activity with that type of heavy shillingbetter start range banning the thread again, can't have other interests besides the one you're allowed to spam
>>62089770cope cultist. he's leaving office as the most hated president in history. we've been here talking about a war started explicity for the benefit of israel for six fucking weeks now
>he's not buying this insanely generous oil dip right now>he didn't read Irans demands which Trump apparently accepted>he doesn't realize Trump got his bluff called hard as fuck and he had no choice but to do this cope "ceasefire"ngmi
>>62089604Let the Arab deal in the sand world.
>>62089776>>62089780
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO OIL KEKKIES
>>62089778i dont believe you, goyim just do whatever jews do. Ezekiel 23:20
>>62089767Ya but, europoors are poor. It’s in the name. You spend money you have, while wishing death on Trump. They spend everything they have, while wishing death on Trump.
I just realized, if the "rogue cells" of the IRGC had the powerplant retaliation strike ready, shouldn't they still be executing it by now?
I remember a few weeks ago a poster said that when people start fantasising about what they're going to buy it's a top signal. It really is true. Every single time I I get confident I'm going to make it it all comes crashing down. The only times I do make money is when I wasn't expecting it.
Only long oil right now if you believe traffic will be low through the strait during the cease fire or you think the cease fire will be short lived.In any other situation you will get murdered
>>62089649It could be worse. Me and my buddy listened to Jiang's lecture on the Greeks and started having gay sex as an experiment to see if he was right about anal sex being a pathway to reading each other's minds. We thought we could use our powers to make picking up women at the bar easier. After a month, neither of us were closer to being able to read each other's minds and now I'm incontinent and have to wear disposable adult underwear to bed. But at least I didn't blow up my portfolio I guess, thanks Jiang.
GET TACO'D BABY
>>62089791? not really
its the same as it always ismy entire feed on X was bearish, my TG groups were bearish, every normie faglord was bearishits the same story every time
holy shit can amerigoylems stop seething about the EU for 1 minute?we get it, your dream of living in Paris will never happen
>>62089793That's it, I'm buying rn
Why did trump suddenly abandon his people? It doesn't make sense. For an entire year, all he's cared about has been jewry. He was, at least, wholly owned by them.
>>62089795>"rogue cells"rogue cells, sleeper cells, suitcase nukes etc. are all invention by fiction novelists just like dinosaurs and vikings
>>62089786It's over >>62089648
>>62089796Yeah that was me. You faggots start talking about the cars you will buy it's over guaranteed and I will personally hire every bear on planet earth to ruin your life. pride comes before the fall or spring whatever
>oil
>>62089805
>>62089802yes really. Tel Aviv is the homosex capital of the world and their women have been fucking niggers for 5000 years
>>62089649I'm going to tell you something I've never told /smg/ before.I did something similar and blew 40k on a really fucking stupid pharmaceutical play. It was literally everything I saved and earned and lost it all over the weekend when reports on its efficiency came out negative. I spent three years slowly accumulating and playing it safe but the monkey in my brain took control for one week and I lost everything.I wasn't even depressed when it happened. More like emotionally shocked and stoicism throughout my surroundings, then the anger set in and I only had myself to blame.It ended up being the best thing that ever happened to me. Because I was so fucking angry it gave me the drive and motivation to actually put in effort into finding a better career. I literally make more than double compared to my old job and I enjoy what I do. I made the 40k back in one year, as opposed to all the years it took prior to save and earn it.I promise this isn't the end for you, use this as a sort of wakeup call to build your life up after this moment. Don't get sad or depressed, get fucking angry and fix it.
How can Iran tell its forces to stand down if they their command and control has been BTFO?
what does Jim Cramer say
>>62089795keep believing screens and guessing classified capabilities and operations anon, to the moon>>62089804the goyim know about lyon as well now
none of you faggots sold le dip right?
lmaoShould've sold yesterday but I guess that's hindsight, I'm still up from this.You have to admit Trump paying the humiliation ritual toll is shocking.
>>62089813are these from an actual anime or ai slop?in case it's the former, sauce?
>mfw Walter Bloomberg is sleepinghonestly Financialjuice gives the same news but those 3 or 5 minutes difference makes a huge advantage
>>62089806
>>62089807you thought 5D Chess was a fucking meme??>>62089802webm related
>>62089817and the island my moshigga?
>>62089793kek>pic relatedMany such cases!
>>62089823about to sell at open and long oil. everyone just got 48 hours to exit before Thursday obliteration talk.
>>62089831sauce?
>>62089807most logical explanation is A) they have literal videos of him fucking kids and B) his daughter is married to a jew and they are infested throughout his personal life basically, threats and bribery. he's too much of an egotistical faggot for it to be anything else. he is entirely driven by selfish reasons
>>62089826FX Senshi Kurumi-chan
Imagine believing that this is a lasting ceasfire when the US is still moving equipment in place for a ground invasion, especially after Trump committed perfidy (a literal war crime) three times in a row on Iranian negotiators. This is just stalling for time, and you would be an idiot not to buy the oil dip right now.
>>62089823I wish I had more money to buy, but I also put some in puts expiring tomorrow. That'll teach me to try timing the top
>>62089839thanks
Remember it's not a ceasefire, it's a surrender, trump surrendered because he lost too many aircraft, too much equipment, too much ammunition wasted and spent too much money in too quick a time for literally nothingZOG IS EXHAUSTED
>>62089710>believing a man that thinks germany would emerge from a US power vaccuum as a significant power because they "lost the last world war" with no further justification (not an exaggeration)you deserve to lose everything for listening to that chanuck grifter
>>62089776>didn't get margin called (yet)praise be to allah
hot damn look at HYMC go
>>62089841consult the picture of the B52s changing course
>>62089845wait there are people bullish on germany?lmao
>>62089847what markets are you trading?
>>62089837I honestly think he's hiding his conversion to judaism. Not how he didn't want to put his hand on the bible when he became president a year ago and, of course, his total obsession with the tribe and israel. I think he's just a jewish conman. This hypothesis explains everything, except this recent turnaround.
>>62089844Whatever helps you sleep tonight brownoid
>>62089844He also failed the op to recover the uranium.It's incredible how the US got zero wins and all failures from this.
whoever shorted oil made bank
>>6208983348 hours until what?
>>62089702Here is a protip from me to you Mohammad: NEVER, EVER FUCKING BET AGAINST AMERICA, ESPECIALLY IF OUR LIL' BRO ISRAEL IS BEHIND US HYPING US UP.
nice pumpblasted through like 100 technical levelslet's see if those prices hold til close tomorrow
>>62089861bet that schizoid poster who tells everyone to post their oil shorts is feeling real baggie like atm
Green Wed-Fri, then back to today's prices on Monday after weekend surprise.
The US has given Iran control over the Strait of Hormuz, the 60 day limit under the War Powers Resolution is the 29th of April, the war is effectively over, the US has failed to achieve any of its objectives
market closes flat, lies pump dow futures by almost a thousand points and other indices follow suit, they sure aren't being subtle, fakest market ever
do oil tankers run on oil?
>>62089872now countries can just copy IranAmerica won't do shit to you if you have any of the following>a nuke>thousands and thousands of cheap drones
>>62089872Well they achieved regime change haha
>>62089844Posts like these are proof that the United States needs to create its own internet, to keep all the third worlders and eurotrash out. If China can do it so can we
>>62089878no they are all green energy
>>62089872I bet that's the one Truth that Trump didn't have the energy to post lol.
>>62089872The US had ONE single objective: no uranium enrichmentWord going around right now is that the US has agreed to allowing uranium enrichment.If you fall for any of this there is no hope for you.
babe i'm making so much money let's elope and buy a minivan
>>62089844I'd argue that the political and diplomatic damage to america is even greater. Their president kept screaming on social media about how iranian "animals" should do what he says or get genocided. They also started the war by double-tapping an elementary school.
>>62089869I hope the baggies who shorted oil before this week and the long oil baggies this week have to grind the same shifts at wendys
>>62089880Oh really?what structural governing institution got removed?the shia clergy?the supreme leader?exactly, the regime didn't change retard
>>62089872Imagine the coming oil surge through that sonsabyitch.
>>62089763Please pray Israel nukes Iran before market open
>https://youtu.be/n2Mf3OotGrQI'm not even 7 minutes in and I had to pause to recover.I believe I haven't heard such a condensed amount of passive aggressive, condescending smugness in a long time, if ever.Listen to this guy, and expect him to be more naturally reaffirmed and rewarded by life than you being a contrarian will be.
>>62089880>IRGC still in control>Regime changeA regime isn't defined solely by the people running it by also the ideology of the regime, you don't say there's been regime change when the US elects a new President because it still operates under the same framework
>>62089807You believed the lies, that's why.>Abraham accordsThey didn't like that>Gaza ceasefire that's already been going on for monthsThey didn't like that.He's ended a couple of their middle eastern land grab conflicts. Stop emotionally reacting and believing spammers, it's always looked like this and he's gonna end yet another middle eastern conflict. Every other "conflict" has also lased this long or less, Venezuela, Greenland, I expect some Cuba aggression, yup it's gonna happen again to another country and this whole cycle will repeat, and then 2 weeks later it's over and we forget about how Venezuela got their guy yoinked.So now we've forgotten how Israel got their war ended and we enter a "forever war" that lasts like 2 months, so now that's over and now we enter a "nuclear conflict" with cuba where it becomes Cuban Rico and that's over in 2 weeks and then we'll move on to like, something else.
>>62089861I had USO 130 puts from last week which i got laughed at ITT and proceeded to sell them today after i got bored of watching them dropI wanna die so bad,legit feel like I'm gonna throw up, already thinking of just pulling the rest of my money out of my trading account and dumping it in a savings account to end the suffering
>>62089886babe lets do it i already bought a 99 toyota sienna from a family of squatemalens all I need is you >>62089897>listen to this guyno
>>62089706Wasn't his last timetable-comment about wanting it to end "in a few weeks" a week ago?
Panicans LOST
well america got one mil strategic objective, destroying Iran's navyfair that it was the least important objective lmao
what the fuck orange man>literally two more weeksgoddamn
>>62089900He's going to make a move on Cuba February next year. Mark the yearly dip on your calendars
>>62089903fuck you bloody blinati bitch
>>62089872>US 15 point proposal based on the general framework of our 10 point proposalIran blinked. If this doesn’t include them collecting tolls, they lost everything.
>>62089890It will be interesting to see how the power vacuum plays out between the different internal Iranian players since the old respected Ayatollah has been replaced with a gay, 1-legged one who is currently in a coma. Who actually ends up leading the country after this is anyone's guess.
>>62089859I know what doesn't help you sleep, but you keep tryingmass censorship and turning /k/ into an impenetrable hugbox saespace in defense of an orange conman running the american military to rhyme and ruin, many american generals are saying this publicly now too
>>62089900>Gaza ceasefire that's already been going on for monthsWhat? According to ai, israel has 30k troops in gaza. They're also auctioning off the land to its citizens. They intend to stay. There's not much about their presence there in the news since they own all of it and have mostly destroyed every building.
i filled my spare room and basement with barrels of crude wtf do i do now
>>62089902If every decision you make is wrong, have you considered just inversing yourself?
i didn't sell my oil stocks like a retard. -5% AH. i'm still up ytd but i'm seething so hard rn cuz i just missed the generational bottom yet again. I DIDN'T TRUST TRUMP I DESERVE TO GET HEEMED. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKK HOW SHOULD I FCKING COPE AT THIS POINT?
>>62089915idk fucking drink it
>>62089909>blinatiwaht
>>62089915panic sell it to your neighor
>>62089900>netanyahu respects trump and his wishes, broExtremely low iq take.
>>62089833try not to kill yourself later
>>62089898>you don't say there's been regime change when the US elects a new President because it still operates under the same frameworkUh... have you been paying attention over the last few years?
>>62089910Their 10 point plan does include them collecting tolls
>>62089914They wanted all of it + Lebanon, look at their historical holdings of Palestine, their plan is these constant little wars and that acquisition is significantly less than the total and complete genocide they were fishing for.
I was cash gang but it feels like I lost money.
>>62089905(You)
>>62089915pay the neighbor kid to light it on fire while you're out of town and collect the insurance
>>62089910It includes much more than that. Muh reperations and shit nigga
>oil still reboundingeverything was fake and gay, big overnight reversal incoming
>>62089907Screencap this,because in two weeks you will not be able to remember that the Iran thing has ever happened in the first place.
>>62089881I'd still be here lol
>>62089917WMT was down 4% for no reason (it should be relatively unaffected by oil prices - either we get more on sales, or people tighten their belts and shop discount), and apparently due to a lead contamination on chicken from a few months ago, and it was announced the lab had a contamination, not the product. So ???I bought two sept calls at 65 delta
>>62089922Well see I get another emotional reaction from you, the man shocked at the recent thing that happened, and now you do what I tell you not to do and you'll be shocked at the next thing.>StrawmanNothing related to what I posted.
bulls acting like all the damaged oil infrastructure is gonna magically get repaired by a ceasefire lmao. Even if this somehow stays the GCC isn't sending out any oil but that already in tankers for a year
>>62089925Adults are talking, go back to the kids table hopefully when you're older you'll understand
>>62089927And they're getting it. they're currently ethnically cleansing southern lebanon and killing all the civilians, destroying all the churches they can find.
>>62089887Now this is a third world responseI'd argue people die and all war is a crimeAnd you ruined the ability to moralfag during gaza
>>62089940umm do you know how much more itll cost to truck goods to the storesid say thats pretty affected by oil pricesoil affects everything my guy
>>62089904His last timetable comment was a few days.
Just breathing the smell of my candles. Aromatherapy is the only thing that can relax my nervous system right now. I was about to have a mental breakdown. Leverage trading is the only chance I have of not having to deal with my family. I need to make it or I will never be free. Tomorrow, I will keep trying.
>>62089944See this is the emotional reaction again, I just keep getting more of them>They're getting itThey wanted to bomb for the next decade and now they're not doing that.
>>62089949When was this?
>>62089944>churchesNigga they blasting bridges and demolishing residential areas.Get outta here with churches.
>>62089942Oil which a few months ago was $65 now settling to $90 is a huge win. Pls understand.
>>62089950why didnt you just gamble callsit works almost always
>>62089936there's a good 1-5% of traders who are utterly clueless about current events and think they're buying a dip and hey it could be right within 2 weeks
>>62089600the humiliation was this monthlong charade that persians actually control the markets. other than that total jewish victory babe.
>>62089950If you're emotional about trading, no offense but you should quit trading until you can come back and practice it rationally
>>62089916Half of my loses were from doing what i felt was right The other half was from doing the opposite of what i felt was right
i didn't buy the big dip. tell me i will get another chance in two weeks? no way Israel is going to let this happen.
The most important thing is that those protestors are now safe thanks to America.
>>62089879drones are stronger than nukes and more effectivenukes are fake and gay
>>62089702hahaha 300 dollars I wipe my ass with 300 dollars broke nigga. I play the spy lotto every day with 300 >>62089702
>>62089951>emotionalism or somethingI'm telling you that israel is currently very much carving out their greater israel both in the north and southwest. This'll go on for a while, and there's no way they'll be satisfied with anything less than goyim blood being spilled for regime change in iran.
is the babeposter jewish?
I've never been rooting so hard for Jews. COME ON GUYS, FIGHT!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!
>>62089965You'll still have the cuba dip coming up and the midterm dip after that. There's always more buying opportunities.
>>62089967nukes are the reason the US won't mess with best korea
I'm gaining like 5% tomorrow if these gains hold up.
>>62089960>there's a good 1-5% of traders who are utterly clueless about current eventsSomeone call me?
There's ready reports of airstrikes in Iran lmao
>>62089963then full send the opposite of what had been thought "right" bozo. on other ends though read some book about value at risk metrics and you'll be set, getting the puts right is harder than holding so long as time would have passed for free
The Israeli's are actively bombing Tehran.
>>62089926No, it doesn’t. There’s 3 different 10 point plans going around (none of them are real) and even they say nothing about tolls.
I've realised how dangerous twitter is. You don't even need to like a post, if you just read it, they know you spent more time on that kind of content. So they keep feeding you with the same shit. I hate this world so I have a natural tendency to doomerism and I fell into the trap. I really thought there was no way to get out of this. AND I BLEW UP MY ACCOUNT. I feel sick. I can't even express what I am feeling right now.
>people and bears were seriously doubting the taco fiesta
>>62089969>Currently very muchYeah and you're still emotionally reacting, like I say the words but somehow you reply to something completely different. Yet again ZERO actual response to anything I posted>They wanted no ceasefire / peace deals, US support for their further military action, leveling of cities, consistent bombing>Ceasefire happens and they have to slow-walk it like you describeOh wait you won't respond to this you'll just say that they're still expanding.
>>62089868>picLooks like kino ngl.
>>62089966safely bombed to deathanother job well done>>62089971are you not?who let you in here?
>>62089980Thankfully that's not our problem now
>>62089971Literally yes. He's a sperm bank baby that never knew his jewish dad kek.
>Trump's tariff announcements last year>Threatening to nuke Iran in X hours this yearWhat can 2027 possibly do to match it?Also, which had the more fun posting?
>>62089963buy cheap otm calls on anything if it came to fomo alone
>>62089974no, industrialized poverty and an extremely low iq population is the reason, no one wants to tackle that mess and that burden, not even china
I think tomorrow is going to be a historic green day smiggers.I'm talking reverse circuit breakers.Nosebleed gains and dizzying highs.But expect one final shakeout before we ascend 7,000 for good.
>>62089980Iran is bombing Israel right now too.
>>62089981Iran has been public about enacting a toll, has been currently charging a toll and is legislating a toll in law
>>62089982>AND I BLEW UP MY ACCOUNTstop doing that
>>62089995i'm gonna say the iran war was more fun but that's only because i can't remember anything beyond two weeks ago
>>62089995we're going to build that wall
>>62089974>nukes are the reason the US won't mess with best koreaNah, they showed their true colors with this little sandbox slap fight. North Korea is spiritually an American colony.
>>62089962Shut the FUCK up you stupid fucking NIGGER the best fucking move this WHOLE DOGSHIT month was just RETARDBUYING WHAT FUCKING RATIONALITY THE STUPID JEET WHO RETARDBOUGHT SOXL AT 40 AND RETARDHELD EVEN WHEN OIL WAS GOING UP THE ASS AND BOOTS ON THE GROUND WERE INEVITABLE LAST WEEK IS UP 50 FUCKING PERCENT 50PERCENTAnd me????? Hours of looki g at charts and technical analysis and researching about oil supply lines and looking at the screen for hours waiting to see what king orsnge monkey wouldsay next????? FINANCIALLY FUCKING RUINEDFUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUUU
>>62090000US already said it expects time for the ceasefire announcement to reach all the Iranian forces
>>62090000It goes both ways. Heh.Like a bisexual.
>>62089931>NEW
>>62089999spy needs to break 700 tomorrow so my one spy call offsets the 1400 bucks i lost on soxs today
>>62090006:)
you are not bullish enougheli is a always-wronger when it comes to macro and le markets
I am mostly in cash. What should I buy tomorrow?
>>62089974No, the thousands of artillery pieces in range and aimed at Seoul stops the US messing with North Korea. That and China being next door.
>>62089999FUCKING CHECKED GREAT GOLDEN BULL RUN CONFIRMED
>>62090006yeah you should cool down budy
>oil almost back over $100Imagine falling for this shakeout kek
>>62090013oil
>lads, overnight I’m up 30%
>>62089935Good for them honestly.
>>62090000its a US-Iran ceasefire>>62090012what a fucking retarded headline fuck you for posting this faggot idiot bullshit in my sister mating general
>>62090014You do know North Korean artillery is able to fire its nukes, right?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_artillery
>>62089982literally become autistic. autistic paranoid doomers are actually accurate
>>62090008Israel doesn't care and is bombing Iran rn lol. Plus if bombs are being reported now, their planes had to be in the air an hour prior.
>>62090020dead cat bounce
>>62089982Samuel Johnson had a natural tendency to doomerism. You're just a carping midwit who enjoys the sensation of feeling he can take the pulse of the world because it adds a faux-texture to your life. In reality, the fat boomers who get drunk and watch sports are less foolish than you
>>62090004and iran is gonna pay for it!
>>62090011>>62090018>be tranime niggertroon>fall for obivous larp
>>62090027well if the planes were already in the air they haven't heard the news of the ceasefire yet
>>62090025it's a llm made to shill for the us gov
>>62090028Post your short or shut the fuck up
>>62090024Several sources reporting that Israel is "included too"
>>62089940i will fomo at eu premarket. gonna long nasdaq with a x20 leverage i dont care anymore i will retardbuy every fcking dip with a high leverage
>>62089988the one emotionally reacting is youjust because israel isn't getting the perfect situation doesn't mean they aren't still getting what they want, which is expansionnothing you've said has refuted that, and you're probably a jew
The polcel correctly calls it a clown world but doesn’t realize he’s supposed to laugh
>>62090042>>62090042>>62090042
>>62090001>currently charging a tollNobody has been going through the strait for weeks.
guys what do you call this pattern?
>>62090028Just like the last several shakeouts before it pushed higher? kek retard
>>62090030I understand your insults. This is 4chan. I don't mind. In the end, we don't know each other and never will. But my post had an effect on you. Interesting.
>>62090046the venezuelan memory hole
>>62090025Let's assume that is that is true. Okay, and?Their ability to destroy Seoul in the first hour of any attack with conventional 60 year old artillery means they didn't get attacked back then and they don't get attacked now.Unless South Korea is willing to abandon its capital then the whole talk of nukes is flashy window dressing.
You tried to time the market despite being told numerous times not to. You thought you were smarter, you are not. Now you get left behind if you didn't already blow up your account gambling on oil and americas ruin. You get what you deserve
>>62090046The liquidiser
>>62090041>The perfect situationWhat they want vs what they didn't want.>They're doing the same thing they were doing for 40 yearsYeah they're still doing that.Another emotional reaction.
>>62090059But fortunately the error margin for timing grows larger as the event is further in time. Or I'll get margin called lol
ISRAEL PLEASE NUKE IRAN!!!GREATER ISRAEL LFG!!!!
>>62090059But America is ruined. Well, politically at least. I don't see how the US recovers from that.
>>62089999Checked, Unfathomably based
>>62090046dafuq? it completely recovered? Why is CL still down so much then?
>>62090066no, what they want is expansionyou've created a weak strawman in your head that you think that if they don't get the perfect result out of every situation that they aren't still getting what they wantnobody argued that, and repeating "emotional reaction" isn't an argument btw, it's another fallacy
>>62090081>Iran keeping the war goingAllahu Akbar!!?>Israel keeping the war goingOy Vey death to Goyim!!!We're really no better than trump lol
>>62090002damn is that some kamikaze watermelon?I haven't thought about that video in a few days
>>62090089Probably a bug desu
>>62090093>What they want is expansionThey've been doing that for literally decades with zero effort. You're taking it as a "lose condition" and proof of something for them to do... exactly what they've been doing for decades.Here is where the emotional reaction part is, you've ignored this for every single post with no addressing it. Nobody's replied to this at all and it's always some strawman>OK they didn't REALLY want the thing they were trying to do the whole time they wanted some scaled back version of it>They still win though and we lose because they're doing the exact same thing they've done for 40 yearsYou're completely unable to do anything but react emotionally.
I hereby claim as reparations that every American anon must sign their posts with 'retard' or 'burgerbrain'.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Congress will need to vote on the peace deal ofc, and they're not agreeing on the nuclear material
>>62090117and the thing they want for the past 40 years they've been able to do? again, you think because they don't get the perfect result out of every situation means they still aren't getting what they want, which is expansion you created that strawman, nobody else
>>62089701For some reason, the most powerful military in the world (on paper) couldn't secure control of a 30 mile wide strait. The effect of this will be disastrous. I'm not sure the US will be taken seriously as a world superpower any longer. Isn't this like the 5th war the US has lost and has yet to take any lessons from? China may just as well take Taiwan at this rate because it looks like they could BTFO the US from where I'm standing.
>>62090144Yeah zero response once again, like actually zero.Every single time.
>>62090151because you have no argumentyour only argument is a strawman and repeating "emotional reaction" regardless of the fact that jews have been expanding which is the whole point and goal of a "greater israel"you think it's a loss because they've been doing it for 40 years or something lmao
>>62090163The conditions are different for what's a "loss" or "win" if one just happens all the time repeatedly. This is the emotional reaction here, you're in some excited state of being where you can't understand something extremely simple like this>Want certain effect>Get something else>No but that doesn't count because the same thing that's been going on for 40 years still happenedHere's the reaction, there, respond to any of this at all.
>>62090175the conditions for a win are if they are ultimately achieving what they want. so yes, for them to continue gaining land is a win, not a lossyou think having things not turn out perfectly every time is a loss, and that gaining land is simply the default stateexcept it's not a default state, because they are actively trying to do it and invest huge resources in buying political favor and controlling the media precisely to do thatthat is their goal, so yes that is a win for themyou can get trying to deflect to it being about the status quo and throwing out fallacies but it doesn't change anything
>>62090021Can you tell me where we are on a scale of "it's over" to "we're so fucking back"
>>62090203>Doesn't count because I said soEmotional reaction.What they had before was a full-scale war justified by live hostages they claimed their enemy had, now they don't have that.That's a loss for them. Their condition became worse and isn't what they want, so that's a loss.
>>62090222>doesn't count because I said sothat's literally your argument lolyou think gaining land doesn't count as a win "because it's happened for 40 years"just cringe behavior>>62090222a full scale war where they essentially destroyed gaza, and are now moving in on and are in control of?palestinians can't even go back to their homeswhat did israel lose out of that? not completely genociding the place? not having complete control with nothing left of hamas?again, jews not getting literally everything they want on a silver plate doesn't count as a loss, that's such retarded logic they lost almost nothing and gained huge control over gaza while destroying and relocating huge parts of the local population
member the hamas ceasefire where they kept bombing and nobody actually ceased fire?i'm thinking the asinine headline cannons won't stop firing until friday close
>>62090270>Not complete genocide of the placeYeah they lost this. That's a loss, they had something and now they don't have it.
>>62090216consult this chart
>>62090000CHECKED
>>62090296not being able to genocide the place is a loss lolabsolutely jewish rat behavior glad your people are being exposed for who they are
>>62090306Emotional Reaction.
>>62090316you're jewish + no argument
>>62090304I was going to post the same thing. Are we vibing for real? Or is it what it is
>>62090319Cry about it, zero arguments ever addressed and all emotional reaction.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRnzTTYk7_Q
>>62090329all arguments destroyed + you're jewish and I exposed you, cry about it
