tehran edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62086536
buy oil right now, you're welcome
>>62091065Looks kino
The ceasefire is fucked. Hope you bought the oil dip kek.
oil tech long shorts
Are you going to hold your oil bags through this?
>>62091084Im resounding to everyone with good posts except for you, because with 33 posts in the thread i got a good grasp that responding in good faith to a schizophrenic like yourself would be an exercise in futility. Youre also emotionally reeling from losing a lot of money, so youre in an even worse mental condition to argue in good faith!
>>62091087That's korean
>>62091092I'm holding IEO and IEZ which at worst pay a modest dividend but grind higher with higher spot prices. I'm comfy there.My miners are getting beheemed, however, almost back to +0% for the year. I have $30k of cash reserves ready to deploy later towards August - I think we'll have a little rally later this month and then I'd like to take profit.
House status?
>>62091099Gold and silver just broke out if their descending wedges tonight. Tomorrow should be a good day for miners. I think the bottom is in.
forget about the hormussy SYSCO is acquiring a competitor, the goyslop grows
Imagine being a republican in congress on the phone with your aipac guy right now
>>62091092Why would oil go that low?
I should have never listened to professor Jiang. I drank so much of his semen that I ended up believing in so much shit that blew up my account. It's unreal how much money I lost today. I feel sick. I couldn't get any sleep and gotta go to work. Jesuschrist, I might have to pretend I'm sick because I can't work like this. Hours of hearing about skull and bones, the illuminati, how troops on the ground were coming, a draft, the end of the fucking world.Man... I fucked up.
smg is now the waiting room for deflationary spirals
So what are we thinking, is this the end of the war and the right time to buy, or should we wait two weeks?
>>62091114Exactly the right question to ask. And it's not hard to come up with an answer: a global recession. I expect that gap to be filled at some point.
>>62091117Two more weeks
>>62091117Kek you should build a fomo barrieee in your brain where you question your own hype
>>62091117imagine being so cerebrally fragile you get mindcucked by cheap chink psyops very entertaining
>>62091082I have no place to store it
>>62091122Okay, but I dont believe this I think too much oil is off the markets by bombed production sites and ports in the middle east
FUCK!!!
>>62091124>>62091126Hearing about the prophecies and how Israel wanted to build the third temple, I ended up watching youtube videos about that shit all the fucking time. The prophecies, the evangelicals, that blonde spiritual leader, I ended up believing demons were taking over the world and just wanted to short everything to make some money. And I blew up almost my entire account. Jesuschrist, man. I really fucked it up.
Not that it matters, but I do find it hilarious that gaps only fill because algos believe gaps must fill.
>>62091117larp used to be believable, not a shill's way of coping with it's forced biases and reality denying agitation propaganda
>>62091131Quantum immortality guarantees that nothing like that will happen in my timeline. I'm sure the same applies to you.
>>62091127Well, I am a very sensitive guy. When I traveled to a specific place in Europe, I literally got the Stendhal syndrom and shed a lot of tears when I stood in front of a specific cathedral. Of course, /biz/ is a materialistic board, full of nihilists, that don't believe in beauty, so I don't expect any of you to understand what a man feels when he stands in front of the sublime
>>62091131KeeeekThe psy op nearly worked on you, you were on the path to become a shizo for real
>>62091131I lost money but you gotta size positions appropriately. I don’t gamble with 90% of my account. It’s just off limits
>>62091136>if only you had bank enough to be a schizo
>>62091129Which is why the recession is baked in. And a recession will reduce demand for quarter or two or three. Shit doesn't go up in a straight line. The 1970s were volatile as fuck. We're in the same environment as then. The stimulus and money printing on the other side of the recession will drive prices of everything much higher. $200+ oil. $10k+ gold, etc.
>>62091135You have a deeply empathetic mind. That isn't a bad thing. But you must harden your heart to the words of others and discover your own beliefs and views.You know what you like in the physical. Now you must master your own beliefs in the social. Only then will you no longer be swayed during times of great stress.
>>62091117yeah this is low effortthe average person who posts the word illuminati unironically has no savings let alone an account they could "blow up"
>>62091135yea bro a european church totally the same as a chinese shill on youtube i'm sure you're just attuned to the godhead and not fucking stupid
>>62091143llm slop is sloppy
kek, oilbaggies
>>62091145shouldn't have mentioned europe either, always a mongol asiatic seething
>nasdaq up 8 hunned
Everything that professor Jiang said made so much sense...
So my holidays were cancelled for this clown shit?
>>62091129same and I hate when people talk about this stuff with a know it all attitude like that anon was
>>62091153professor buffet says never bet against america
It is I, Profoessor Jiang. Deh oil will be goin up, Trumpf mad genius
>>62091141Im prepared for that except for my wti 3x long that giga dumped now
Just think, they can manipulate the market at the drop of a hat by turning a proverbial dial, but have chosen not to in the past when it could have done the most good and are now using it to protect the most corrupt and shameless clowns in human historyvery psychotic, very cool
looking at energy charts and fantasizing about all the loss porncouldn't be me
All the retards that said he works for the Jews blown the fuck out as Jews on suicide watchHe's had your back all the time, enjoy the gigapump
If I all in now it will be rugged, if I don´t I´ll be sidelined for life.
>>62091165You want to manipulate the market to make money. They manipulate the market for the love of the game. You are not the same.
>>62091135>youtube videos are the same as real places
Jesuschrist, I didn't get any sleep, today I smoked 23 lucky strike cigarettes and I feel sick from blowing up my account. I can't even eat breakfast. Just drank a monster. And now, I gotta go to work
>>62091117>Listening to an online grifter sophist
>>62091117Sounds like quite a lot of confirmation bias. I guess you need to put your chips down and risk in order to win and happen to lose. Well, there's probably not much to do by now. Go through the grief process and try to learn/take something positive our of the whole ordeal.
>>62091168they will pull some shit at the actual peace summit no doubt about itbut it won't move the market as badly
>>62091147But I wrote that myself. What the fuck is your problem?
>>62091117lmaoI made so much money today.Remember, nothing ever happens.
>>62091168Well, it's not entirely over yet and apparently Israel was the one to convince Trump to commit to the operation, but it's probably not going the way they wanted to. Either way I'd say that the USA did way more for Israel that was reasonable and I don't think it's going to change. Hope these unnecessary economic upheavals won't be repeating or happening anytime soon.
you would not believe the stench of my farts right now
>>62091170they're basically tranny jannies range banning anyone that doesn't bake with a tranime avatar
I'm starting to think a good chunk of you are angry that a nuclear holocaust DIDN'T happen...>"I lost all my money because millions of people didn't die...this is SO UNFAIR"
>>62091172care to explain what you actually bought
>>62091188that would be preferable to the current gas prices
>>62091191Genuinely, how is gas still expensive for you goys?Just go to Taco Bell, grab a few burritos, and you'll have all the gas you could ever need.Fucking CHUDS.
Amazing stuff.A real life glowie joins the chat to shill against professor Jiang, who is himself a CCCP glowie.It’s glowie vs glowie these days kid, that’s just the name of the game, the way things are.I think if we could see the facts and figures on how much money the various intelligence agencies around the world poured into this one niche shitty basket website, we would be shocked.
This is gonna sell off all day and still be neon green
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
you did buy tech and shorted oil like I told you niggas right?
>>62091199The shilling on this website is so incredibly transparent that it's highly likely both the US gov and the CCCP are contracting out their work to the same Indian service center.
I just woke up and see Iran still exists. I was promised total nuclear destruction of Iran. What happened?
>>62091199>there are shills posting on an obscure failing internet site full of uninfluential incels Meds
>>62091209Taco Tuesday with extra taco sauce.
>>62091209Two more weeks unironically
>>62091209Aayyyy cabrone
>>62091209Taco tuesday
>>62091209still trying to figure it out, check back in two weeks
KEK OIL BAGGIES
>>62091117hope you were still early in your investment career and only lost a couple thousand or so.never listen to the doom prophets. everything they say is always based on the assumption that everyone makes the worst possible decision with full knowledge that it's the worst decision
>>62091199They are working for me??? So coool
it's like the only thing that matters to shills is the fake oil price, which doesn't reflect the reality of the 150 dollar a barrel for physical crude that's being paid right now as we type, get a new fucking script retards, your dialogue trees are out of date
>>62091209The most amazing taco dropped
RUGGED
>it's like the only thing that matters to shills is the fake oil price, which doesn't reflect the reality of the 150 dollar a barrel for physical crude that's being paid right now as we type, get a new fucking script retards, your dialogue trees are out of date
>>62091117Jiang is a low IQ retard.
>>62091114Panic.
>>62091211>just like we are experiencing in the USkek
Ok now what??? Im 100% cash
>>62091229Seriously though, what if he's genuinely retarded and realizes that he didn't agree to the greatest deal of the century, maybe ever.
>>62091117The real reason you lose is this:When you lose money, you wallow in depression.When the banks lose money, they call the president & threaten to destroy the country
>>62091229The ceasefire stands?
>>62091229chat is this real
>>62091239he agreed with himself that iran has accepted a peace deal and the entire internet has been thread locked and comments disabled. I think actual bombs are going to fly by friday.
>oil is starting to downtrend nowThis looks like a very green day, which makes me think it won't be all that green in the end. It just tend to work that way.
My portfolio is 9% cash, but I feel like it's not enough. My investing rule is, during crashes, I start deploying my cash to buy leveraged stocks, 25% cash at 10% downturn, 50% at 20% downturn, 75% at 30% downturn, and 100% at 40+% downturn. Then doing the inverse during recovery such that I'll be back to 9% cash when new ATHs are hit. I get my best gains following this rule. During this last correction I managed to spend 25% of my cash to buy some more. Doing it helps me mentally with coping during correcftions as well.My portfolio is 130% equity exposure, and 8% gold, 11% managed futures, 28% defensive in all. And I'm wondering if I should start adjusting my investment rule to sell managed futures as well during corrections greater than a 20% downturn and incrementing it like I do cash. Or just take on more leverage by incrementing it.
>>62091210>there is no glowie activity here!>(this will be my 1 contribution to 330 post thread, the one post that jumped out to me out of dozens, hundreds of posts, was that I should enter the conversation to make it expressly clear that there is absolutely no glowie activity, that’s the one thing I really had to stop lurking and post a reply to)
>>62091238It's basically a follow through day today even though the action happened after hours. That's an institutional buy signal
>>62091239he'll just ignore it. he wants out of that war
>>62091199its very important that world powers sway my opinion, i am the main character after all
>>62091248the draw down from this was way lower than expected. I had 100k in cash, but I only put in 15k more when I was around -10% because I expected it to get much much worse the market really didn't want to accept any downturn, it only did the bare minimum, kek
>>62091238Me too, I will start the day off by buying puts
If this place wasn't monitored and ran by foreign Intel shills then why are there such visceral reactions and banning abuse whenever it's pointed out how the orange bitch's actions actually hurt the country
If you were a glowie which board would you qhit up the most?
>>62091260That’s not true though.I have been shitting on him for weeks and been fine.The one time I did get banned and have my posts fail to print was when I made fun of the Columbia PhD in International Relations glowie handler assigned to biz.You can mock the orange man but not particular glowies, as they are very sensitive.
>>62091248I'm at 10-15% cash and I feel like that should be enough in case shit the fan againI just recently sold off some short term trades and now I wish I'd actually sized up those trades going into the giga pump but alasI do think the market is being overly optimistic here but I also wouldn't be surprised if it was green until we see Q2 numbers
>mu up 6.35%WTF?
>>62091260>If this place wasn't monitored and ran by foreign Intel shills then why are there such visceral reactions and banning abuse whenever it's pointed out how the orange bitch's actions actually hurt the countryBecause that's a very mainstream reddit-tier opinion and not only is 4chan very counterculture, I think most people here also just don't give a fuck as long as they make money. I'm a bit annoyed because I'm holding gold and silver and would have liked the oil shock to get worse than this. CLOSE THE HORMUSSY NOW
>>62091263>If you were a glowie which board would you qhit up the most?/x/ for sure. It would be fucking hilarious to leak just enough mundane but secret shit to lead those guys on
>>62091268Imagine no one believes your leaks kek
>>62091117Always do the contrary.It was a made up war.
>>62091266HY9H up 18%, 700 EOW.
minors acting crazythese after market moves are dumb who is buying lol
>>62091268Waste of time, you could leak real nuke codes and they would be totally uninterested unless it helped the. Summon a demon gf
>>62091269>Be glowie>Decide to leak just-true enough info to /x/ to fuck with them>0 replies, threads go off board>what the fuck?.jpg>Start leaking a bit more>Get called a faggot glowie who's trying to hide the evidence of interdimensional demons in the government>Leak progressively more and more info to try and get /x/tards to like posts>Just keep getting called a denier and a fag>Eventually get arrested by DHS for leaking shit>Still nobody on /x/ believes you>Feelsbadman.png>Get to spend the next 40 years in a cell next to Maduro
>>62091128oil is stored in the balls
>>62091264>>62091267I just think it's strange how protected from criticism a man is that takes actions that hurts the country he's supposedly sworn to protect, it's pretty blatant too, look at how the op pic is being deleted of the past fifty bakes of this very general if it depicts him, but anime avatar bakes don't, those have nothing to do with business and finance and should be auto delete on sight, it's just pedo signaling discord faggots
>>62091275oh yeah I completely forgot that the Maduro arrests happened 2 months ago lmao
Made 100% on Intel but now its time to buy putsThey got too cocky and will tank after earnings
>futuresWhat the fuck happened this time?Did the orange man chicken out from his "you have 24 hours" bullshit or is a ceasefire coming more likely?
everyone won, what a great war everyone, good job, now we can do business and finance
anyone buying oil today?
>futures>>62091269this has happened before. I believe the leaks were dismissed as "fake and gay".
>>62091287>tfw still poor but slightly less so
>>62091289Possibly, because>Okay, thank you for agreeing to open the strait. Now, how do we get the mines out?
>USO dropped $20 per share>gas still jacked like a tranny in the little girls room
>>62091289
>>62091260>whenever it's pointed out how the orange bitch's actions actually hurt the countrythis is the genre of opinion espoused by bots and pol minded people who come here in an organized why to drop low quality 1pbtid political jabs that have nothing to do with the markets. this is a stock trading thread. it's not /pol/. you want to /pol/ you go to /pol/ and argue there.
>>62091153>"prof" jiang
Jiang said a draft is coming soon.But he also told us of a scenario where America surrenders and leaves the middle east that would result in Iran and Israel splitting the middle east with each other.
>>62091262Oil is down so this must be fake? I am financially devastated and it must mean that there's a peace deal.
>>62091211He's talking like he's surrendered completely. When is he sending the reparations?I'm finished. I didn't think this would happen.
>futuresFOMO EVERYTHING AT OPEN IT'S HAPPENING
ART OF THE DEAL EVERYONE
>>62091250Seriously take some meds, fwiw schizo I was chuddha posting and now I’m tired
>>62091303>But he also told us of a scenario where America surrenders and leaves the middle east that would result in Iran and Israel splitting the middle east with each other.That's basically what happened
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAHT DO I FUCKING BUYIN IM FOMOIIING
at least I got a cool screencap of my folio today
>>62091266https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKt5swwchoM
>>62091260Everyone on /biz/ and /pol/ like to hate on Trump. Probably because this site has been taken over by shareblue.
>Iran says all sanctions will be cancelled>US says it's not going to do shitAnd you retards are buying into this pump? This is your final chance to dump the bags
>>62091266oh, i thought it said MOoopsmy mom owns a bunch of mu too though.
>>62091315In the end it's the same outcome except Iran is less destroyed and america doesn't lose ground forces in the invasion.I don't know the financial play connected to this move though. I guess the damaged middle eastern countries have to recover. Oil isn't done though. It will stay up for sure.
>>62091321my dead internet site is being brigaded. Are you schizophrenic? Are you retarded? Do you think the world revolves around you? Do you think 4chinz is some secret esoteric website with influence and institutions need to control its narrative? It would likely be /pol/ since you can clearly tell 90% of replies are bots.
I rabu Intel
>>62091299Or youre just protecting someone from criticism who's actions greatly effect the market day in and day out, to gaslight anyone still too stupid to realize it's having a negative effect to try and make sure they make decisions that lose them money
I’ve done the biggest deals in the world, the Hormussy is no different. You use the right amount of oil...and believe me, we have the BEST oil, nobody has OIL like we do. You gotta be gentle, and suddenly, it opens up like you wouldn't believe. It’s going to be a BEAUTIFUL opening. The greatest OPENING anyone has EVER SEEN. Praise be to Allah.DJT
>just sold my miners with a solid +10%I feel a bit sad though, ngltill next time mines, till next time
Toll and keep enriching, if both of these stay it's the worst deal ever made in the history of deal-making
>>62091321Is that the majority opinion of you glavset faggots, seems like you're stuck using old talking points
>>62091330same! (i had to look up what rabu meant)it's 44.5% of my port and tomorrow it will be more.
>>62091336Apparently they'll keep collecting 2mil per ship but they're going to let all ships pass, no matter what cunt they're from. So at least that's something I guess
>>62091322I am buying oil on open because this looks fake and gay to me + the futures are still not properly pricing the disruption
>Just hangin' around
>>62091339>made oil more expensive for everyone but the US (we use our own oil)kek
>>62091339I just meant for the optics, I think the toll and nukes are what would have the biggest impression on maga folk
>>62091342Funniest shit
>>62091338Gonna buy more today. I unironically think they'll reach 200 in a couple years
Oil barons...not like this...
>>62091117always bet on nothing retard
>Was promised WW3 and a nuclear holocaust>Loaded up shorts and calls in preparation>DeniedCome the fuck on, this just reeks of a fake and gay proxy war like Ukraine
My portfolio is green and Smg can go back to talking about AI and random South Korean RAM companies
>>62091359I've been bagholding 7k of kospi february, probably the first time I see it green
>>62091348They are pumping solely on the news of Musk's latest dream projectIntel will dump in 2 weeks after earnings when people sober up and realize its still a shit fucking company
>>62091335They bottomed you fool, why are you selling the bottom?
>>62091365>Intel will dump in 2 weeks after earningsCool, that means I can buy even more.
>>62091364i slurped some EWY recently
Good morning fellow Rolls chads
Someone was asking about language learning apps for Japanese in the other thread. Just found this:https://amadea.app/
There was no actual agreement to anything, the only thing that happened was an appointment scheduled for Friday and the market believing president little's liesThe snide desperatism abounding is quite revolting
>>62091366I love mines don't get me wrong, but gains are gainsI keep a little rotational portfolio in which I sell stuff when they reach +10%
>>62091379kek bear
NEW FINANCIAL NEWS SOURCE *Tyrone Bloomberg reported the ceasefire over 1 minute ahead of *Walter Bloomberg, even faster than TradFi News. If your news source is faster the this bloomberg nigga, please let me know
>>62091384this nigga only got 700 followers, so probably meme, do not recommend following until we see consistent nigga results. >>62091379the truth is, iranian leaders fear death, its impossible not to when we have killed probably a hundred of their leaders. the iranian people are surely worried too, despite the leverage they have. >>62091365which project this time? TSLA abandoning cars for robots is fucking hilarious. mergers wont save him if he doesn't produce any cash flow.
>>62091383reddit
>>62091387Its about TeraFab, which will likely never be built
That's why they marched people out to power plants to martyr themselves cause they feared death, sure sure
>>62091355Kek, shorties!
>>62091347>>62091342Beet
>wake up>2 months worth of salary richerworking feels like a scam and a waste of time once you get the ball rolling
So, the 18th fake ceasefire news liquidates me yet again.I give up.
the worst economic downturns happened during oil shocks. 2007 and 1973. when oil prices rise to a sustained period for a long time, it cuts demand. and when there's less demand for oil translates to less economic activity. economy coasts on fumes for a few months before the prices of everything go up to pay for high energy coasts and consumers empty their savings
NOTHINGEVERHAPPENS
>>62091403what are you trying to achieve here?
>>62091401Have you tried thinking "orange man....good?" It might help.
>>62091401Did you really think Israel would allow this to end so quickly?
So, how will Trump crash the market next spring?
Uhhh, why are my tech shorts down 25%??
>>62091416cuba or greenland
>>62091412For iran
Anons who got trapped, how are you gonna manage? Puke everything at open or keep holding and hoping?
>Bobos betting against MumuMumu ALWAYS wins, Bobo. Suck it.
>>62091426?we still down this year
>>62091295Hmph
>>62091430what do you mean "we" i'm up 41% ytd as of yesterdaymight breach 60% tomorrow
So bullish and greedy makes you wonder why the markets are still sitting in extreme fear, the 1pbtid vpn hopper must have forgot to turn the dial to greed, silly lil faggot
financially indifferent, emotionally ruined
>>62091434I'm up as well. Don't know what percentageBut the US market is down. Even Euros are mogging them
Tech is going back to the moon. :-)
>>62091442This but unironically
THANK YOU FOR THE TACOill be neon green today
>>62091442You mean minors
>>62091448 you must be at least 18 to penetrate outer spaceussy
I'm only up +20% on Silver, this ceasefire is a bit disappointing so far. I was expecting at least +50%
>only made a grand todayFeels bad.
I just read the Iranian 10 points and most of this shit is straight up unacceptable like "USA removes its military presence from the Middle East". Like nigger thats never going to fucking happen, they are literally giving up 50 years of policy if they even considered doing this so dont be so sure this is going to last.
>>62091065TRUMP>clap emojiALWAYS>clap emojiCHICKENS>clap emojiOUT>clap emoji
I bought the mu top and sold its bottomi shit in trumps and his whole family in its dogshit eating face fucking insect subhumanthat being said, what do i buy now?
>>62091457wait two weeks and you can buy the mu top again and pretend its trump's fault you're a double nigger retard
>wait two weeks and you can buy the mu top again and pretend its trump's fault you're a double nigger retard
>>62091454No, anon, it's a great deal, the best, most beautiful deal ever made. People keep asking me, 'Sir, how do you make all these beautiful deals?'. It's because I'm smart, you know? Those other people, they are not so smart, not like me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62091455but the iranians made a deal tho?
Israelis are having a massive clitty leakage on xitter
>TWO MORE WEEKS shitposter energy literally so powerful even Trump must KNEELWhere were you when you realized that TWO MORE WEEKS shitposters literally saved the world?TWO = MORE WEEKSKRAKEN = UNLEASHEDPLAN = TRUSTED
>>62091211Its revenge to europe for not bowing to the USA when neededNow europe will pay an additional tarrif for energy/oilUSA remains a net exporter
I genuinely believe Musk is a Reptilian or some shit. He gets away with such inflated valuations that keep growing and it never backfires... Long this african nigger until you die.Im reading up on the Space X - Xai merger and his financial 'engineering.' >Tesla's recent $2 billion investment into xAI, which quickly converted into a sub-1% stake in SpaceX>Q1 2026 estimates with only 358,023 vehicle deliveries. Compounding this automotive decline is a shocking 38% sequential drop in Q1 energy storage deployments>Tesla pumped $2 billion into xAI right before 10 of its 12 founders quit and Musk admitted the technology was fundamentally broken>Production for the Cybercab—a radical vehicle with zero steering wheels or pedals—officially started in Austin this April. Tesla is betting the entire company on cranking out millions of these cheap, driverless cabs.>A Florida jury slammed Tesla with a devastating $243 million penalty over a fatal Autopilot crash>The $1.8 Billion Spy Network: SpaceX is actively building a classified network of hundreds of spy satellites for the CIA and NRO. The "Starshield" program has essentially turned Musk's private company into an irreplaceable weapon for global intelligence and military operations.Yeah just long this nigger. Too big to fail
By the way people have acted today I doubt anyone made money because if you did you would have already sent it to trump begging him to take another shit in your mouth
Strait open now what? Some filled ships can pass through. All empty ships cant be filled up because all facilities are destroyed and cant ramp up production this quick. 2 weeks wont do anything
>>62091472He's a borg. His data center in space is really just a borg cube.
>>62091480I too hope I haven't missed the bottom
>>62091480No finalized deal yet just - concepts of a plan - so far. Iran said they would do it for around 10-15 ships a day, if they can charge the 2m tolls. Total humiliation and unacceptable for US, and still 10% of prewar shipping. Then you have Israel unhappy with conflicting reporting on whether they agreed with anything before Trump 'accepted' 'pakistans' 'proposal'No one fucking knows, but Trump is desperate to open the strait and end the war somehow.
>>62091485The bombings will start again. It's obvious they don't agree on anything.
>>62091460It's not orange man's fault you have weak hands
so much for a ceasefire
>>62091493Israel will false flag it and attribute it to the Iranians.
We will close red today btw
Just look at all the oil baggie cope in this thread >here's how Iran can still win!KEK
>>62091485keep it coming anon, I need me some good hopium
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT BETTING ON NOTHING
>>62091497Kek! Meds
Iran is gonna get scolded o-o
I keep switching teams
>>62091498Iran did win trump cucked outIran gets a billion dollar a week toll booth if they ever decide to let more than ten ships through a dayThey get to keep their enriched uranium, ballistic missiles and drone stockpilesAnd trump has stopped bombing themAt least you get to post roid tranny ai gens of trump in panties, that'll show em who's boss
Not feeling so well bros. I think I'll need two weeks to mentally recover from my XOM and CVX blunder.
HYMC up 10%
My Japan holidays were cancelled for this cuck clown show. I'm beyond fucking mad.
>>62091508If it makes you feel better I plan to slurp XOM once its under 120
>>62091188Leftards were gooning at the thought of the orange retard bombing the shit out of children and women and sending Iran back into the stone age. They are genuinely pissed this ended with a peace "deal" so fast.
>>62091503>>62091493stop spreading fud. accept your oil bags and move on with your life.
>>62091400on the other hand, that only worked because we first had the massive dumps due to uncertainty.you won't be able to replicate this frequently.
any tips/tricks to keep my eyes from spinning complete circles in my head while watching today's price action? can't be good for my health
>>62091517Maybe you'll get to buy me bags for cheap, maybe I'll just keep holding them forever.
>>62091518The left is filled with muslim subversives that support Iran, no way they were cheering on nuking Iran, that all came from the rightIs this bait or are you just retarded
>>62091518Nope, leftoids are reflexively anti US. The only pro Israelis I've encountered were posting muscley Trump pictures
Bought some Xom and Bp before Taco (only 5% of my portfolio at most). Do i sell or hodl?
Guy who bought NVDA with Euro here and got stuck with a bunch of FXConversion forex trades hereIt seems my IBKR used a part of my(6 cent dividend) to buy a forex trade on April 1stIs this shit normal? Is this just how its paying its conversion fee? One dividend at a time?Also didn't get a notification for recieving the div, but it does show up on the reportDoes NVDA automatically reuse it(compounding) or did it show up as buying power and I just didn't noticeIs there some kind of option on IBKR to select how dividends are received or reinvested?
>snxx already up 25%all in days work
>>62091117>I ended up believing in so much shiti still believe what he is sayingnothing changed since yesterdaythe war wont be over before israel allows it and that wont be until the usa is defeated (by civil war due to draft and losses)
Losses aren't real until I open the borker app
I get why a ceasefire is good for stocks but isn't this like the end of US hegemony? No goals achieved, Iran in a stronger position than ever.
>>62091549its over.
>>62091549It was over when the war started anon. There is a reason so many senators bray for Iranian blood without actually pulling the trigger on anything
>>62091549Nah its a win win, draw at best :3>Iran's leadership decimated>Iran's infrastructure obliterated>Iran gets some Hormussy reparations as a consolation prize>Trump gets to think he's the feared mad king>Iran gets to think they defeated the evil empire>Jews made money financing both sides>Only a handful of worthless Zogbots got ventilated>US had a daring rescue mission that Hollywood will milk, exaggerate and shit film after film to slowly alter public perceptions of the operation over the next decade.Everyone wins, apart from the dead!The wars are fake and gay but the suffering is real and widespread :D
>>62091549iran isn't a geopolitical contender, china is. a nuclear iran doesn't just magnify iran's power but china's as well. we don't care if iran is stronger, it may or may not be after this, we care very much about them having a nuclear weapon though. i think it shows us hegemony is still intact, it can bully it's way to an outcome without great power retaliation, but it's definitely not what it was in desert storm, and it's not so much the reach is shorter but the fire is hotter when we do try. that trend continues i guess but it hasn't reached criticality either, assuming we get the uranium.
So Oman literally didn't do anything and are now looking at a 30 billion $ a year windfall profit from the new tolls? How is this fair?
>>62091557Leaving the important stuff out and switching to both sides won, pathetic
>>62091560>assuming we get the uraniumUh huh
>>62091560If Iran keeps control of the strait and its toll booth they're a world powerThis is one of the greatest strategic blunders in all of human history
>>62091549Delusional post.
>>62091563if you wanna get into that hormussy you gotta pay the troll toll
I will wait for 2 weeks before doing anything. Dont care if i miss the bottom. This shit stinks
>>62091560Do you honestly think you have a base level of understanding of geopolitics, lmao
>>62091567de jure control doesn't matter. we can still shut it if we want or force it open if we need. they had the capacity to shut the strait before this as well, nothing has changed there. what has changed is their ability to retaliate with a nuclear weapon if we needed to shut the strait in a conflict with china, that's what this war is most about.
>>62091507HAHAHAH how fucking red are you right now?
>>62091572yes darling, they used to give me trophies for it in another life.
Don't know if I just want to see the world burn for fun, or money and my oil bags corrupted me and I want the world see to burn for profits.
Anyone? >>62091541
APOLOGIZE
>>62091549Not my problem.
>>62091564History is written by the victors my panican loser fren :3If you'd please consult the chart:
>>62091583Stocks reinvesting the dividends automatically is unusual. I've only seen it once where the stonk gave me the option to either get dividends or automatically buy more stonks. Don't know about IBKR but any broker I used it took quiet some time to actually get the dividends.
>>62091583Yes in my expert opinion you should leave your yuro commie block for the glorious freedom of the frewest desu senpai :3
>>62091573You made an on the brink of collapse Iran with a ground water shortage in their capital city and a currency that went to zero and just had mass civil protests against the regime in January a world powerAnd you still can't blame the orange traitor who just gifted it to them on a silver platter
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>>62091578Nice seethe
>>62091563There are no tolls. There have never been any tolls. Iran has never stated what their 10 point deal is.
>>62091557>its a win win but only one side gets a new +$100B revenue stream from hormuz
Bought the oil dip and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Israel ain't going to let this show stop.
>>62091586You belong on reddit
Someone just bombed Iran's Lavan oil refinery
>>62091601You belong exactly where you are pal :3
>>62091603Ceasefires are not what they used to be
>>62091606Go back
jews are so mad and this is good for my bags
>>62091603my bad
>>62091607The ceasefire only commences when the hormussy opens up gaping for the seamen to pass through.Until then (Monday I imagine) both sides will be keen to use up their remaining weapon stockpiles :3
>huge potential for spikes to the upside>at worst a slow slide downshould i load up on oil bros?
>>62091595From the official statement by Iran's Supreme National Security Council, as published by Tasnim:>United States is committed in principle to guaranteeing non-aggression>continuing Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz>accepting (unanium) enrichment>lifting all primary and secondary sanctions>terminating all resolutions of the UN Security Council and the IAEA Board of Governors>paying compensation to Iran>withdrawing American combat forces from the region>stopping the war on all fronts, including against the heroic Lebanese Islamic resistance.https://www.tasnimnews.ir/en/news/2026/04/08/3560026/snsc-issues-statement-about-iran-s-victory-over-enemiesI think the 2 points about sanctions and resolutions are considered to be 4 separate points
>>62091549how many "when you kill your enemies they win" niggers are going to saunter in here with their retard takes
Well this all seemed rather pointless
>>62091603IRIB:>After the attack on the Lavan refinery in Iran, missile and drone attacks were carried out on the UAE and Kuwait
>>62091620You would have to be retarded or a traitor to agree to any of these, lucky trump exists so no one can pin him down completely to either
>>62091624Question for (You): A few buddies and I blow up washington DC with all the congressmen, the president and the generals. Does this mean I can tell the US to do whatever I want? Will the officers and the grunts in the US military suddenly do what I say?
>>62091620>Details of Iran’s 10-point proposal is as follows:>1- The US should commit, in principle, to guarantee non-aggression>2- Iran's continued control of the Strait of Hormuz>3- Iran’s uranium enrichment right should be accepted>4- Lifting of all primary sanctions>5- Lifting of all secondary sanctions>6- Termination of all UN Security Council resolutions>7- Termination of all IAEA Board of Governors resolutions>8- Payment of compensation for damages inflicted on Iran>9- Withdrawal of US combat forces from the region>10- Cessation of the war on all fronts, including against the heroic Islamic resistance in Lebanonhttps://www.tasnimnews.ir/en/news/2026/04/08/3560010/what-is-iran-s-10-point-proposal-to-end-war
>>62091636Did China write all of those demands?
>>62091624Well, when you kill your enemies, it still leaves the strait of Hormuz closed.
wow, im so bullish guys. cant wait for market to open to go all in. peace again. oil flowing. love and sunshine everywhere.fuck, its too good to be true.PEACE AT LAST!
>>62091587Thanks anonBut I figured out what happened$0.06 is about €0.05They taxed me 1-2 centsI gained a mighty €0.04 on my Buying PowerEverything's gucciThough those conversion trades look like an eyesoreI wonder if I should switch to a margin account, but I don't have enough investments where I would feel the need to do so... so I'm good withe cash account for nowAt least NVDA is finally doing wellThough I think the whole NASDAQ seem to be doing well too
>>62091636Never ever happening In other news, I am up 5%!!
>>62091643Peace is such a retarded word when niggers exist
KIKES broke the cuckfire as usual. iran hitting back. bearbros, we back?
I'm so confused. None of this shit makes sense. Trump could nuke Iran tomorrow and it would be par for the course.
>>62091651Ceasefire is between usa and iran...not Iran and Israel...
>>62091636How the fuck can they accept continuing Uranium enrichment??? The US and Israel have been feuding with Iran for decades now to NOT let them get nukes and contest American influence in the region and they just signed a paper saying they'd give up decades of proxy wars just to open up the hormussy again? Ridiculous. This peace literally cannot last. Even if Trump/Bibi doesn't break the peace Iran will get far too strong to ignore and either they swallow up Iraq and rape the gulf or we'll have to invade again.Explain to me how the fuck this peace could ever hold>>62091619Lucky are those who loaded up when it was at its lowest dip. Legitimately cannot see how things can get better for oil
>>62091630This official statement is directed to the home audience, so it's probably exaggerated, but it wouldn't surprise me if there was some truth to it. The US might not like it, but the alternative would be that the strait stays closed for many months.I mean, it's just common sense that Iran needs to make the US feel pain in some way. Anything else would be to give the US a license to bomb Iran as much as it wants, as long as it takes a brief breather between each month of continuous bombing to let oil tankers pass through the strait. There's no point for Iran to rebuild if it will just get bombed again in the near future. Thus, Iran needs to either keep the strait closed for months, or it needs to receive painful concessions from the US. Obviously, the concessions that Iran would want are ones that let Iran make money.Iran needs to retain the ability to build nukes to ensure it won't get genocided. Hence point 3 is non-negotiable.Iran can't throw its allies under the bus or they won't have allies in the future. Hence point 10 is important.The US plan was apparently that the Iranian government would disintegrate, which it did not, or that the US navy could force open the strait, which it apparently could not, or that US special forces could disable Iran's missile bases and/or seize Iran's uranium, which they apparently could not.
>>62091651How does that matter for the strait
Look at the size of those >futasSurely nothing could go wrong!
>>62091518>Leftards were gooning at the thought of the orange retard bombing the shit out of children and women and sending Iran back into the stone age.Lol, what sort of MAGApede cope is this? Your own president was making posts threatening nukes on Iran lol. Christ, you people change on a dime.
>>62091549Yes, and Drumpf has accelerated the process himself by shit talking NATO / Europe and threatening Greenland, etc.
>>62091659>Explain to me how the fuck this peace could ever holdThe US simply gives up its maximalist ambition to control the entire Middle East?There can be stable deterrence. Israel and the Gulf states all have the weaponry that should be needed to deter Iran, even more so if they have US backing.
>>62091651If America isn't involved who gives a shit?You bears literally had your time for months nowLet us bagholding bulls enjoy some growth too
>>62091660It's not happening, those demands are not based in reality they mirror the delusional market reactions to this situation
AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED BOBO
>>62091673well maybe that was the point, to keep the fantasy going
I'm worried I'm making a bit too much money. This is not natural.
anyone elses stocks are green?
>>62091677Could trump remove military forces, could this all be a stall tactic as more forces are gathered in theatre, neither percipatates the market reacting like it has, but all that matters it seems is keeping the paper price of oil below 100 for some reason as it's physically being sold for 150 dollars a barrel right fucking now
>>62091679that's how all rallies workanyway i sold
hey bears, if you are short the market maybe don't check your accounts todayalso if you own oil, I suggest not looking
>>62091684That’s why I only stack physical oil, just like physical silver. Paper is people who want to make profits.
Having seen the starting point of these negotiations dont be surprised if it all just falls apart in a week, Iran will be playing all in here
>there's no ceasefire
>>62091684that just proves that the enemies of Europe and Asia are at home
>>62091687Or vast fortunes beyond our imaginations are caught in this quagmire and are not easily decoupled and heaven and earth are being moved to save the money our entire economies and financial systems depend on
>lockheed dumps when war starts>dumps when it ends>Q1 report releases the exact day the ceasefire ends
Remember the chart. 150-200 oil in couple of weeks.
>Silver and Gold have coupled with the overall marketWhat a fucking sham, I thought the whole point of these shiny gay rocks was that they weren't beholden to the overall market movement.
>>62091567Time for Spain, UK and Morocco to toll Gibraltar
>>62091670That is NOT how it works. We keep our influence there and spend trillions funding gulf states and our military bases and absurdly expensive equipment for a reason and have been doing so for literally decades now. A scenario where we just forfeit literally fucking all of it and let Iran get nukes and become a nuclear power that HATES us for fucking with them is just simply unfeasible and not something policy makers would ever stomach, and certainly not something Israel would stomach without nuking Tehran.Did i mention that MBS vowed to get nukes if Iran is allowed to have them and has already made a defensive treaty with Pakistan to have access to their nukes by proxy? A nuclear Middle East with the extended future of oil being uncertain is geopolitical suicide. This peace legitimately can not hold they'll inevitably have to go back to fighting. Iran cannot be allowed to have nukes period or US policy in ME literally evaporates instantly.
>still no plan for the strait opening again>ceasefire shaky at best Oil is oversold
>>62091712You sound scared, panican!
I'm tempted to double down on XOM. This deal won't hold until next week.
>>62091711No need to forfeit all. The US can just keep what it has, rather than try to reverse 1979 and take it all.The problem with the Middle East seems to have been that certain people did not believe Iran had the means to retaliate properly. So nukes would probably increase stability. Iran wasn't likely to build nukes because Iran doesn't want the diplomatic backlash from violating the NPT. After all, Iran's economy is highly dependent on trade with China. Continued attacks on Iran seem like they would only make it more likely that Iran gets nukes, because at some point Iran will say to hell with the NPT.
>>62091065I thought mumus were in control?He’s talking about China you know
>>62091737>no link He would never do that to Russia and he can't do it to China so this can be completely ignored
WTF Trump thinks Iran agreed to the 15 points!
>>62091737What? He literally removed some sanctions that were placed on Russia
he won.
>>62091742>>62091744Im betting it's Turkey
>>62091742Yeah, he felt the need to hide the name of turkey, the pillar of the world economy, for fear of mass panic
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>>62091725same with my BNO position
>>62091651KEK DESPERATE BAGGIE
>>62091737Funny how he even mentions this since russia has been moving equipment into iran through the Caspian sea and his own military has been striking the transports already, just another public humiliation ritual
Hehe, that's cute and all but I just, well I just don't care and the markets gonna pump regardless!
>>62091759What is this like the fifth vpn switch you've made to reply to the same post, you sure you're not the desperate one
>>62091754just realize and accept the loss, never bet against the establishment forcing stocks up. they will always do this the dollar is going to devalue a lot this year so indices will probably have another double digit gainbuy every dip from here and never think twice. staglation? who cares? bad economy? who cares? the rich are winning and thats all that matters. be grateful you can invest in their stock market and ride it with them peasants
>>62091764i just woke up retard. i dont blame you for being schizo after getting btfo by donald pump tho
>>62091766>>62091766>>62091766
>>62091767You're not as clever as you think you are, you faggot fucking retard
>>62091754This is how you lose all your money and hodl baba from 400 to 80.
