confusion edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62093736
>>62094226>U.S. violation over Israel's attackskek this is never going to work
AAAAH
>israel violates ceasefire like 28 minutes after it starts>"ohhhh im so confused how could this happppen"I feel like I'm going insane bros.
The market being like "sorry this wasn't in the plan, we're not swinging immediately back" is so fucking funny. Shows you how rigged the market is.
The bear seethe today was hilarious, thinking of going back through the threads and making a compilation.Now they are all grasping at every single Tweet that might justify a new dump to save their options.
> futures
>>62094245Just watch the oil prices.Already back to $97. Easy pz.
Israel Is the devil
Whatcha thinking about babe?
>>62094246I'm enjoying it as well but as a boomer I just want my indexes to be stable and this constant bellyaching over oil shock is tiring.
>>62094248lmao animals are so dumb
Okay, but where is God in all of this shit? Surely he sees his bravest soldier (Donald) struggle to stay afloat and on mission because he is fucking retarded now is the time to pull back the veil.
I made 5k today in the stock market while playing Yakuza 0, how was your day /smg/?
I was saying in the other thread that I didn't expect Israel to blow up Beirut. I now feel bad about wanting the ceasefire to fail. What is Israel's aim here? I thought Hezbollah was in the south?
THE IRAN WAR IS OVER, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT
>>62094245It was literally a short cover dead cat. You can't seriously think everything is fine and we are so back with 25% of the world's energy still fucking blockadedTraders know it's bullshit. They covered and went short again. You can delude yourself into thinking it doesn't matter..but if it didn't matter we would still be at 50,000See you at 9:30 fren. May your candles be long and green regardless of your opinion. I. The end, the market does what it wants
>>62094263no
>>62094261I tried that flavor of buzzball and it smelled like a rotting corpse, disgusting.
long dated XLF puts over the next two weeks>CLZ26hell of a ceasefire you got there>>62094246i'll never do it again i'm sorrytoo many april opex puts on the board now i reckon, 6800 positive gamma first time in two fucking months so probably 6700-6800 until then. hard ceiling at 6900
>Iranian Foreign Ministry Spokesperson: The White House's claim that Lebanon is not part of the ceasefire is a prime example of reneging on the agreement.
>>62094264*In the end the market is gonna do what it wants and the stories and reasoning about why it did this or why it did that are entirely fabricated by humans and formed around how it moved that dayAnyone alive who remembers "greenshoots" and recovery.org can tell you logic isn't a reason for a line to move
>>62094261my day was great, spent most of the day reading and fishing, I made about $3k.That's a neat image, always thought they built those tanks inside the ship, didn't realize they would build them separately.
The insider trading before trump drop the oil price was the Iranians. Trump said "ay yo, here's a tip quaseem. We cool now?"
2 weeks from now, SPY will be back at $630
>>62094261imagine the reserve buoyancy
>>62094260The why doesn't God do X reddit atheist arguments are so tiring. If you read the Bible you'll see that God lets some asshole Persian king crush his Chosen People (TM) because reasons. Makes sense logically, if you're favourite civ starts bugging out maybe you'd introduce a rival civ to nerf them in the game.
>>62094278It would be hilarious but I doubt Trump didn't benefit from this short too
Holy shit bros, I just watched jiang xuejins latest video and he was not predicting a TACO. Anyone listening to him is bankrupt
>>62094253not just the big gaps, not just the obvious gaps, *EVERY* gap
>>62094263Based
>>62094278makes way more sense than i'm comfortable with
>>62094286haha, there was some guy saying he blew up his account because of Jiang this morning, was it you?
>>62094284I believe you. I just wanted an opportunity to style on Don. Heh, goober.
bears are just bad investors. simple as.
>>62094295No but I am down about 20% because I didn't think the POTUS would surrender.
>>62094263>THE IRAN WARThe what now?
>>62094253>>62094289sorry didn't mean to reply to you, but it was a good response to the post
I can't read arab but I think he's telling us to buy more SPY
Pool's closed
It's like the market legit waits for me to buy my puts to retardpump
>>62094309forogt pic
So this ceasefire is basically in flamesWhy shouldn't I buy oil calls now?
>>62094300Chuds in Control.Rings are worn.Flags are flown.Economy is dead.You chose your fate. It didn't have to be this way.
>>62094286>I just watched jiang xuejins latest video and he was not predicting a TACO.Rockniggers made the literal same mistake two months ago and here you areWhere the fuck are you people coming from?
>>62094314flames? you dare insinuate the oil fields are in flames? Comrade, there are no flames because there is no fire. Nothing is too great to be rebuilt by the might of the USA
>>62094314I was too stupid to set up options on my account otherwise I would have been in options
>>62094302destroying iran (more) would have been bullish also. more proof bears are just idiots.
what do you call this pattern?
How many new baggies did they distribute to today?
Fox news is just constant Zionist gas lighting
>>62094324>Trade SPY on CoinbaseKys you fucking casual
>>62094324Just finishing this round of liquidations off.
>>62094324a preview
>>62094333I have 100k in SPYcoin. If SPY pumps it goes up, if crypto pumps it goes up, it's liyerally free money
War is over chuds
>>62094339>>62094313IRAN CONFIRMS STOCKS WILL ROCKET TO THE MOON!!!!! WAR OVER WHORE MOUSE OPEN
Can someone explain how is it possible it's already 5th working day of brent futures vs dated brent having brutal spread and neither adjusting yet
D I V I D E N D S
>>62094344People are rushing to buy brent at cheap prices, in fact it's so cheap that everyone is buying and driving up the value. A sign of a healthy economy
>>62094345D E V E L O P E R S
>>62094226the civ that got destroyed was reddit bears
>>62094348Yes that's it...or the straight of hormuz is still infact...closed
>>62094314Trump will just say its a great ceasefire some are saying its the greatest ceasefire ever.
Why has BYND performed so badly?EVs are the future and BYND is going to become the market leader
>>62094356nonsense, we agreed on the 14 point plan and opened the strait. It was hard, but we got Iran to agree to 10 points that they submitted. It's a great victory and a crippling defeat blow to Iran that only 5 points got through. We can safely discard the one demand of Iranians, they have nothing on us
>>62094344Speculators fucking with the market most likely
>>62094314You should
>>62094362anon...
>>62094344One is telling the truthThe other is a jewish mirage
>>62094370I can't believe how long it took navies to realize that sealing up that gaping hole was a good idea
>>62094366
Note to bears: I boughted puts.
>>62094263
how do we organize everyone to revolt on paying taxes? if everyone revolts at the same time theres nothing the kiked govt can do to and we can break these shackles of tax slavery
>>62094344THE MARKET IS GOING TO CRASH
>>62094387this but working in general. if we cant have anything, we shouldnt work
>>62094380Messibros...
>>62094324Being first
>>62094390the market is going to trash
>>62094387>>62094392Relax chuds. Very few people are actually being productive in America. All the productive groups are being replaced by cheap labor that do a shitty job. Then that cheap labor will be replaced by ai.The system is shitting itself. No group other than East Asians and Whites are overall "tax positive".Just milk what you can and leave in the next 10 years. Then come back and buy up shit for cheap. Jews oversqueezed the golden cow.Also:>buy the oil dip
2 HOURS TILL THE FIRST 24 HOURS OF PEACE IM THE MIDDLE EAST SINCE FOREVER!!!!!! THIS IS YOUR LAST OPPORTUNITY TO BUY IN!!!!! THE MOON ROCKET IS WAITING FOR NOBODY, IT'S NOW OR NEVER BUY BUY BUY
>>62094339
>>62094387
>>62094286took me about 20 seconds of listening to that pansy faggot to figure that out god everyone is so stupid except me. I sold so many naked SOXL calls today, it's free money
If the ceasefire was fake, then oil would be 115
>>62094403kek
>>62094406your assuming the markets are effecient and/or rational. in reality they are neither, but infact a casino.
>>62094400 = 7880 * 7880
>>62094400Even jeets and chinks man. I'm a grad student here and our lab is doing dogshit despite all pf us being paid a stipent, and the grants given to us totalling hundreds of millions (the school keeps 50% of all that money). Even what little projects we do are inane things that a highschooler could code, and it still ends up in peer reviewed papers. Hate the boomers all you want but all the smart professors who aren't foreign faculty are all about to retire, they're the last smart people left
>Iran’s IRGC claims all ship traffic through the Strait of Hormuz is halted following Israel’s attack on Lebanon -CNN
>>62094405He's been wrong a few times, like he expected Nicky halay to be something
>>62094406...soon..
>>62094414back to square oneand markets will somehow ignore this completely
>>62094413My plan has me comfortably out of the country in 3 years.You won't want to be here after 10. Get the FUCK out in the next decade. Or at LEAST have some comfy homestead in the country as a backup.
>>62094414Not official unless Trump threatens genocide.
>>62094414so all three ships can't go through
>>62094405His points about geopolitics make sense, but he has no clue about tech (thinks live streaming Apollo 11 camera footage was impossible) and is pushing stereotypical conspiracy theories. He's a CCP plant meant to garner sympathy from boomers>look at us we believe in your secret societies!!! you're totally right bro!!!>if you wanna destroy the new world ordee you should support based china
>>62094421Which country do you want to move to in order to trade stocks?
>>62094415as i said, it took me twenty seconds to figure out he's not someone worth listening to at alljust as bad as the AI chink talking head guyThe only youtuber worth listening to is Sal Mercagliano
>>62094421I visited China recently and my prediction was 10 years till the USA loses its' edge definitively (including in popular opinion). This war has pushed my exit deadline way closer, exactly how close depends on how badly the US loses
[SAD NEWS] https://abc7.com/post/employee-arrested-arson-kimberly-clark-distribition-center-destroyed-massive-fire-ontario/18851549/>Kimberly-Clark Warehouse Fire: Arsonist Says ‘All You Had to Do Was Pay Us Enough to Live’>A massive fire, allegedly set by a disgruntled employee citing wage disputes, obliterated a 1.2-million-square-foot Kimberly-Clark (NASDAQ: KMB) distribution center in Ontario>Investigators have yet to determine a definitive motive, though community tips and social media activity pointed them to Abdulkarim. The exact method used to ignite the fire remains under review. The incident has already disrupted local operations, with the loss of inventory and infrastructure posing immediate challenges to the supply chain for household paper goods in the region.>Compounding the situation, Wells Fargo decreased its price objective for KMB to $100 from $110 on Tuesday, while retaining an Equal Weight classification.DIAPERBRO CHECKIN. Y'all stocked up before this vicious act of anti-diapism was perpetrated?
>>62094427I lost silver profits because of that asian ai guy
I also backed the truck up and bought round 2 of a whole boatload of PBR calls today
>>62094426I'm pretty sure the speculatory American stock market will die soon, and regulated markets like those in Asia with much more breakers in place will take over. It's impossible to tell what'll be up then
>>62094430hilarious>>62094438stupid
>>62094433how big is your animal vid folder anon?
>>62094406because the market is waiting for the peace talks in pakistan, why would you go long today if it could crash again on monday?even when jd vance and kushner get off the plane the market will reactoil has been desensitized to air strikes for the past week
>>62094444if there are any lol. It looks like the IRGC is preparing anudah shoah
>>62094403ExcellentI think the future of war is probably memes, and Israel stands no chance
>>62094444I am praying to every god i know of that the Iranis take revenge and murder all the american officials at the peace talks. Allah would smile down upon his little warlords from the heavens so hard. Please join me in my prayers
>>62094430thoughts and prayers to the KMBfag, may his working conditions improve
>>62094426I'm an American citizen. I can trade stocks wherever I fucking want.>>62094428For sure. China will win. Russia will win. Etc.They've got an insane combo going.But realistically, you can't integrate into those locations. Foreign citizenships, visas, etc.There are better locations to wait things out. Just, anons...don't plan on staying here. You can feel it. You don't want to retire here.
>>62094444time is on our side for now
>>62094451Good thing I was born in China and fluently speak it lol. Do feel bad for other anons, hey you can marry me into citizenship (no homo)
>>62094446i think iran is curious about the talksthey want the war to end and Trump doesn't like that he is in it, and neither do most americansa real face to face treaty will insure a ceasefire/end much more than some back and forth trough intermediaries
>>62094458Happy for you anon.As a white westerner, it is an insanely depressing feeling knowing that you are being erased every day. That the best is behind you (or at least, the good days will be after your generation has passed away).I think it clouds everyone's mood here.
>>62094459Trump is now saying that america and iran will both operate the hormuz toll together and share the profits. There is no actual real serious plan from america's side.
>>62094459Trump claims he threw the plan in the paper, Israel has been violating it all day and the IRGC guy (foreign minister?) tweeted "Our rockets are coming oh Lebanon"yeah no lol
>>62094461Keep close to your families, but stay curious too. Just cause globohomo tries to make us hate minorities doesn't mean genuine integration isn't possible. The best way to preserve your culture is spreading it instead of staying cloistered..The best is yet to come, don't let the propaganda convince you that only the past was worthy. If your founding fathers believed that crap you'd still be using pounds. For all the shit the USA is doing it's had a good run
>>62094442I started collecting probably mid-late January. As of present I actively search out about a half dozen to ten or so new animals per day from various financial sources
kekhttps://x.com/thetnholler/status/2041908529129259476?s=46
>>62094470discussing ending civilizations while an Apple ad takes up 1/4th of the screen really screams America
>>62094465well, its still just a last minute ceasefirea real treaty or whatever would include countermeasures and sanctions against whoever breaks it
i made $43 dollars trading oil today (USO), was fun
>>62094313>"our missiles are coming, oh Lebanon"
>>62094470wew lad
lmao
>>62094472The ceasefire was dependent on Lebanon being included. There's not even wiggling room for a ceasefire, there was never a ceasefire
>>62094465Staying in cash is the safest bet for now. There's so much chaos and it's clear that the burger government isn't even functional, it is impossible to predict what's going to happen when the white house contradicts itself several times a day. If that means I miss out on a pump i'll accept the opportunity loss and blame the jews.
More bear copium fellow bagholders
>>62094476jews loved that
>>62094433now you listen here bub
>>62094482As bad as all this shit is, they've completely lost the optics war. They're so fucked in the longterm it isn't even funny.>goodHahaha, retards.>>62094479
>>62094476The 10-point bullshit was never considered for the ceasefire. Anyone who believed it is a panican or tranny
>>62094485>panicanyou have to go back
>>62094485huh anon?
>>62094481Put aside made-up indicators from idiots on twitter for a moment and look at the state of things:Iran's demands are unrealisticIsrael actually WANTS to escalateThe AI bubble is running out of steam as it becomes clear that these products exclusively lose moneyEvery jobs report is fakeChina is gearing up to invade TaiwanEpstein will see the light of day eventuallyThe house of cards is being held up by vibes alone. Bears need not worry.
>>62094485This is goyim behavior. Denying reality and playing politics while trading is guaranteed to blow up in your face eventually, if you cannot take a 100% neutral no bullshit look at things then you are prime goycattle that should exit all markets for your own safety. Enjoy dealing in the real world after you lose everything.
>>62094493We literally just had a terrorist attack on an adult diaper warehouse and you're still talking about AI? We should be in a state of emergency right now.
>>62094264>>62094245The whole western system is so corrupt at this point no one will even do anything to stop it
New Shipping boomer videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Lanu_I9AY
>>62094497I'm literally shitting myself rn and the one company that could save me is going up in flames and you're laughing?
>>62094477well, Trump wants there to be oneyou can say this one was just to buy time, but they ve had a month+ for planning, there is no other solution than a long ceasefire or global energy crisisin case of Lebanon something tells me Israel will occupy the south and be happy with that and iran will accept
>>62094497I thought it was toilet paper.
>>62094502and why would Iran will accept that?
i just shid and pisd myselfbearish for tomorrow?
>>62094512bullish for KMB if they can unburn their factussy
>>62094497This is a terrible blow to the IDF.
>>62094493You should buy some diapers. Your brain is leaking.
only retards actually believe this was a real ceasefire. expect more escalation this weekend after market closes.
>>62094324The beginning... of a decade long loss in market confidence.The kind of crash no one now living remembers.
>>62094530jesus christ nigger get a grip shit barcodes in AH every day you fucking clown
>>62094528America and Israel need time to resupply to destroy the terrorist iranian regime
>>62094528iran seemed to briefly fall for itmarkets still falling for it
>>62094533>Ceasefire declared>America and Israel need time to resupply>1.2 million SQ ft KMB center burns down that same dayI'm not going to say it was Iran... But...
>>62094528>I know the man, I know the family. The only thing better than blowing up 100 billion dollars worth of gold is making people think you did.
>>62094538We still haven't watched that in /smg/ movie nite...
>>62094536>The warehouse held more than 3% of US's toilet paper supply.it's over
>>62094499he makes a good point about how allowing any country to charge tolls for passage opens up the justification for all countries around the world to toll their waterways which would effectively end global free trade. That's kind of the backbone of American imperialism and I wouldn't trust any ceasefire that includes such stipulations
>>62094541I remember during covid everyone panic bought toilet paper not realizing that the toilet paper supply chain is extremely short and it's produced as locally as possible and at zero risk of shortages.
>>62094545>>62094545>at zero risk of shortages.Then explain why I had to wash my ass in the sink after shitting my depends all night for 6 months? It took months before I could get a steady supply of Charmin again. 0 risk of shortages my ass.
Uhh I need it to go down more than this bros
>>62094545People should really do extensive research on supply chains before panic buying
>>62094549that's not what I heard
>>62094532Things are not okay...You can feel it, in the back of your mind. You know it.
woah mama i gotta oil up wooh
>>62094548>he doesn’t just spray all the shit off his asshole in showerngmi
>I'VE GOT ANOTHER RECESSION TO WAGE
>>62094555Digits bros…
How do I become more like the guy on the other side of all my trades?
>>62094564That guy will also be loosing money just precisely 180 degrees out of phase with you.
>>62094564start by getting a job and a girlfriendodds are he has both of those
>>62094564trade while looking in the mirror
>>62094564Don't panic when your position goes down unless it went down for a real reason. If it goes down for a reason that doesn't matter, double down if possible.
>>62094564invert just one more or less times in your head as you take progressively contrarian positions on your own prior held beliefs
>>62094564just do the opposite of what you think you should do duh
>>62094489Hormuz is still not open btw
>>62094555yes something seems wrong but the answer is an even more improbable disaster which makes me think things are more likely to be reverting. at some point playing the disaster side is self defeating.
>>62094564>How do I become more like the guy on the other side of all my trades?protip:Certainly not by trying to inverse "the decision you'd usually make/the position you'd usually take" simply because - with almost 100% certainty - (You)'d discover the sheer motivation, "no expenses or efforts spared" kind of attitude by the universe to simply, perpetually, wanting, desiring, bending, twisting, turning, willing, ready and able to FUCK (You) OVER seemingly exclusively.Don't ask me how I know.
>>62094564theres no guy on the other side of your trades most likelyeverything is just a game of hot potato
>>62094579by definition there is another guy at the other end of your tradesomone is filling your limit orders
>>62094226>Unconstitutional strikesJesus sniff your own ass much?
>>62094586A market maker who sells you risky shit then hedges that position with a series of slightly less risky trades doesn't count
>>62094528why would we be sending delegates to the middle east then?
>>62094245If the markets rigged everytime it dosen't go your way then why participate?
Orangeman, who art in heaven,hallowed be thy name.Thy mar a lago come.Thy will be doneon earth, as it is in spaceX.Give us this day our daily tweet,and forgive us our tariffs,as we forgive those who tariff against us,and lead us not into CHYNA,but deliver us from bears.Amen.
>>62094600amen
>>62094578haha yeah good one anonanyways why does saturn have a hexagon on it bros?
>>62094589the MM is buying those hedges from someone
>>62094596>If the markets rigged everytime it dosen't go your way then why participate?DO YOU WISH TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE I WOULD STOP SELLING A COVERED CALL ON SPY EVERY FUCKING TRADING DAY?NO. YOU. FUCKING. DON'T.
Markets red tomorrow?
>>62094609tech
>be god>select jews as chosen people>really just trolling them with the promised land thing and never actually give them it>israel never gets around to building third temple>send programmer to build it, but virtually>you did my job son, now delete yourself pajeet style>few years later all shit hits fan and israel doesn't get promised landThere is no economy its just god playing sid meirs civilization. Probably has a copy of RCT to throw people into lakes to drown too (and respawn them back into the park for shits and giggles).
>>62094596They will be forced to capitulate because of reality. They will plan a major haircut and make money off of a planned drawdown like during Covid.Usually I do not take hard positions like this but this month major players in Asia and Europe will start declaring force majure and we will start seeing the disruptions ripple through the supply chain. Each day this goes on means higher energy prices for longer, more backlogged supply chains, less earnings, higher interest rates.They can fuck around for now while companies are tight lipped and holding rank but they will start feeling the real pressure soon.
>>62094593you mean that israeli shill jared kushner? come on now.
>GMi know there was some news awhile ago about automakers being allowed to repackage originated auto loans themselves or some shit but it's not that big and holy fuck is this delusional. GM needs cut in half
>>62094596do you really expect the market to be coherent and humble enough not to speculate on oil?
>>62094624if kushner and witkoff are involved in any way you know it's not a serious negotiation. it will just be the exact same shit that got the war started in the first place
>>62094564just sell straddles so you make your play and also inverse yourself with theta decay on your side
>>62094612>Probably has a copy of RCT to throw people into lakes to drown toomorbid memory time.this came to my mind when I read your post:in the aftermath of the 2004 (yes, that long ago) tsunami catastrophe,where google video was a niche and (a few months later) YT was in its infancy,i remember seeing "gore" footage of a lone, fat, obese man standing right there on the beach, not moving, as the wave approaches, being filmed by others from a (presumably) safe distance and height.to this day - whenever i remember it - I wonder if this was suicide or sheer lack of mental capacity.>"oh well. finally."or>"i can take it."
>>62094624JD Vance too. Come on now isn't an argument. If this was a ploy then the trust lost by the public will be an even worse outcome for them. There's no scenario where the ceasefire being a fake out works in their favor.
>>62094635what about the bit where trump gets to not do the war crimes he threatened?
>>62094613>fuck around>start feeling the real pressure >soon.
>>62094637Those will be back on the table. There would be no point in the ceasefire to begin with. They'll blow up Iran and take over their oil.
Bullish or bearish?
>>62094511because that land is already pretty much conquered by israel and would consolidate even more if the war continuesits literally impossible for hezbollah and iran to win it back since its a land war
>>62094629Kushner is fucking mossad. How this man is allowed near government is beyond me. The fact he fucks trumps daughter blows my mind lmaoI am in fucking disbelief at the stupidity of all this
Supposedly this is the route for ships through Hormuz currently, anons were right about it passing behind that island. The strait is indeed mined according to Iran, this is reported to be a new route that's closer to them than the previous one but no idea what that one looked like
>>62094642the real ceasefire will allow give Iran control of the strait in exchange for the US taking Greenland.God I hope the madman pulls off the greenland/cuba acquisition. It would literally make him the greatest president since that piece of shit FDR
>>62094647>mined according to IranWhat does mean chat
>>62094653schrodinger's mines
>>62094653It means ship owners will not even try to gun it through omani waters
>>62094653Buy mojang stock
>>62094642referencing solo ground invasion and probably leafing natovich agreement
>>62094613Anon, you are right.Absolutely.100%.Completely and utterly correct.Yet it seem to completely elude you that we live in clown world which FUCKING ONCE AGAIN has reminded us (not you, apparently) of just how fucking firmly it sits in place and reigns supreme.Still. What you wrote is 100%, 1000%, 100000000000000000000% correct.But I'm sorry to inform you, you being this much correct is also the reason why it simply will not happen.It just won't. I know... ugh...Remember the plandemic? When everybody was once again, or maybe even perhaps for the first time since it was a novel experience/happening in our generation, 10000000000000% fucking correct in any reasonable doomsday scenario?>shortages>supply chain breakdowns>panic>riots>empty shelves>economic breakdowns>mass deaths>depopulation>vaxx killshot>georgia guidestones>WEF>you will own nothing and be happy>stock market meltdownsAll were 100% correct and real and reasonable to assume.Yet none of it happened.None of it lasted.Picrelated is what happened.Why?We live in clown world.You, too.Whether you realize it or not.So none of what you wrote will come to fruition.
>>62094609I think that'd be too easy
>>62094642If he so much as attempts that the US will go down the shitter quicker than you can say reheated rice.
>>62094653I'm guessing the dark circle surrounded by "ABCD" is the mined area
>>62094658No retard, buy KRKNF for their autonomous anti mine naval craft.
iran has no right to exist. we should get rid of them once and for all.
>>62094647>>62094653>>62094664Yep seems like it
>>62094642global war is profitable
Fuck I just remembered I'm out of toilet paper
>>62094624>>62094629Its wittkof and JD this time so slightly better
some /x/ stuff happening next week. Once in lifetime Aries stellium April 14-18 where all indications point to major WAR escalations. Shill some great options calls/plays to make using this upcoming transit.
>>62094670>>62094664Ah I see. I didn't realize 'mined' could mean an area has had mines placed over it. Is that an adverb?
>>62094451Russia is not going to survive its failure in Ukraine and the CCP will never be able to answer the fundamental question of why it deserves to rule instead of the Chinese people
>>62094596More and more people every day are deciding not to.
I could have made 2k easy but I walked away this morning because I was scared. Fuck!!!!
>>62094676i mean if that happens correlation goes to one anyways. high beta single stock OTM May putsyeah, i'm a jenus. what about it
>>62094642Real
>>62094485>there's an IDF employee whose full time job is to spam copium on /smg/(You)
>>62094647kekek there's only a few ships in the world built for minesweeping, and the US retired all their ships. Uk must be called to save the day
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>>62094672Almost happened.
put 5k into 14DTE USOY calls around 2pm EST, did I do something stupid or smart?
