beautiful old jaffa edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62097176
Oil still not flowing
TRIPSWEFUCKINGRIPS
Bobo status?>>62097667Nigga we already rippin
Israel is going to blow up a ship in the strait, say it was Iran, and plunge the world back into chaos.If you can't see this falseflag coming, then you are truly blind.
>paid shill bakingReact accordingly.
LONG HIGH SHORT LOW
> nows
This year's opportunity to get generational wealth before summer is officially over. See you next year and thank you for your attention to this matter.
that's what I love about this SOXL stockit keeps going up and i just keep selling naked callsits some kind of findom rape fetish
>>62097674sadly thats literally whats going to happen. at this point everyone no matter who left or right just wants this shit show to end but israel wont let us have a good time.
>>62097664Actually they haven't changed anything about the McFishBurger in over 20 years. In 2006 it was 380 calories, and today it is still 380 calories.
I closed all my shorts so mumu can’t hurt me anymore
Evropean defence companies might be a good investment? Surely the Europeans are gonna try to rely less on American equipment and production now that USA threatens them a few times a week? Or is it all fake?
>>62097674false flags are so 2025
Remember everything's going to shit the economy, unemployment, the dollar, job growth, but since they can inflate the indices to distract you like a retard seeing a bright color, you'll happily seal clap and bark for your own destruction
>>62097691why would europe need defense when they can just spread their legs?
I have a joke for everybody.So this guy goes to a $10 hooker, and she gives him the crabs. So he goes back to her and he's like, "Hey what the fuck, you gave me crabs." and she replies, "Well what do you expect for $10, lobsters?"
>>62097693OK SO BUY CALLS RETARD BECAUSE THE CHART IS UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62097697What blew up in russia this time, broom handle ass faggot
>>62097693>no ticker mentioned>retarded politics take>net worth under 10kthird world board confirmed
>mossad bake>no offer to join 50shekel gangI’m willing to work!
bobo's return
>>62097697Kaja is so fucking hot i love her so fucking much
>>62097701your mom blew up my dick hans
>>62097702Retarded green text head cannon, predatorYou have to go back
>it's climbing back ups-strait status?
>>62097697female leaders are amazing and bring prosperitythink catherine of russia, isabella of castille, elizabeth of england and golda meir of Israel
Who pushed the sell button
>>62097708No, a drone did that
cope posting xshitter nobodies
WTFWT
>>62097715i wish i did!!!!!
>>62097701Cope and seethe hohol
We’re heading for VWAP on daily SPY
I’m short
Here we go. War back on. Oil to 120. See you Friday for some pink wojaks.
>>62097697>Annalena Barbedcockkek
AND JSUT LIKE THAT THAT WAS THE LAST CHANCE TO EVER BUY THE DIP. THAT WAS A MULTI DECADE LOW
>>62097718this time it'll be different
>>62097721Why aren't you at the front
OH NO NO NO PEACEBROS NOT LIKE THIS
>>62097715The whole trump administration. Truth social post incoming. Sell everything
>>62097718this is very very concerning
>>62097705MORE LIKE BAGGIE RETARD DESPERATION. I BOUGHT MORE CALLS BECAUSE I KNOW THIS MARKET IS 100% SUPPORTED. KEK BAGGIE
>>62097714>thinkno fuck you i will not
>>62097722>VWAP on dailywhat? VWAP is an intraday/session indicator typically no?
Don't check the dollar.
>>62097718>CARTOON CHARACTER PFP>FINANCIAL ANALYSISYEAH NO. RETARD BAGGIE COPE. UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62097731The northern resident jews are back in new york city.
>>62097739DXY IS INSTITUTIONALLY SHORTED AT 100 ALWAYS AND FOREVER
If you only knew how bad it is
>>62097731We're not at war with Lebanon, we're at war with Hezbollah retardThe lebanese government is too divided to disarm hezb so we have to do it ourselvesand we shouldn't trust Trump anyways, he chickens out way too easily, he straight up abandoned us
>>62097739huh? one usd is worth one usd retard, it can never go lower. we exoect that economic growth will eventually lead to 1 USD = 2 USD
>>62097731>Israel is stronger than ever>Iran is weaker than everIsrael just lost a bunch of tanks and is out of interceptor missiles for its Iron Dome.
Historically speaking Israel likes to resume military activity on the last day of Jewish calander holidays.I expect they will resume full force attacks tonight after the sun is down.
עם ישראל חיGROUND INVASION THEME SONG: WE DYING FOR ISRAEL BOYShttps://open.spotify.com/track/7uGrdyEErKPSA3oiJQHxQ6?si=4512718e06294cc6
>>62097748Iran keeps tweeting that they won't even attend the ceasefire if Lebanon isn't included
THE DAILY 2 PM DIP THAT BARELY GOES DOWN AND THEN IS HELD SOLID SIDEWAYS FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS. IMAGINE BEING A BOBO LMAO THEY ARE REKTING YOU RETARDS
>>62097754What's with the runes
>>62097755I don't get it, are Lebanon and Iran friends or something?
>>62097753And Iran was celebrating the 40 day funeral of the previous Ayatollah today. I expect them to act tomorrow too, which is about 2 hours from now (Midnight Tehran time)
>>62097731Yep, there it is.
>>62097757JEWISH NIGGAS ARE UP IN THIS BITCH NOW
>>62097755good, we don't want a ceasefirewe want an end to the iranian regime once and for all, it's now or never
>>62097763Eighty year deadline looming
>>62097759The lebanese government is too divided amongst religious sects, the shias are pro hezb and if lebanon does literally anything it risks collapsing into a civil war
>>62097718What does it mean for mumu?>>62097677Pajeet stock market?
Jews are fucking done for. I might see kikes hanging from lampposts on some 1860 Ukraine shit before I die. Thanks for playing Yahweh!
>>62097757IDK i saw it last thread and desu hebrew (aramaic) gos hard
>>62097674That means I can get cheap SOXL again!!!
I just did a soxs. am dumb or good?
Looks like nigger SOXL is finally showing some max froth levels
>>62097769>What does it mean for mumu?I'd start the grill now so the steaks are ready by Fridays close
>>62097769THE ORIGINAL NIFTY 50, THE JEETS STOLE THE NAME BECAUSE THEY ARE 40 IQ BROWNOID STREET SHITTERSIT WAS AMERICAN MARKETS
>>62097714>female leaders are amazing and bring prosperity>thinkhistorically queens bring more war than kingswomen are incompetent and men should be in chargestop being a retarded feminist
>>62097772thats a really funny cat ngl
>>62097776>SAAAR WE DID NOT STEEL DA NIFFTI FIFTY WE INVENTED IT IN DE ORIGINAL AYURVEDA MEDICINE PRODUCT
GAUZ
>>62097718It's a small sample and one of those 50/200 blow through's he mentions is the GFC.
>>62097766Why don't they just pass a law that calls the shias terrorists, put them into prisons, has a part that is a peace deal with their neighbors to the south, and it could also recognize Israel's sovereignty over the Golan Heights. They could do so much with just one signature on a piece of paper.
>>62097779that's a strait up liefemale rulers cause far less wars than male onesyes there are exceptions but they usually lean more towards reform and consolidation, inherent female risk aversion and all of that
>>62097773I was considering this, but I'm chicken
>>62097785just let me have my copium man I'm down so much rn
>>62097787because they're a third of lebanon's population retard
>>62097759Iran is eternally anti israel, so is hez in leb, and houthi in yeman, iran has the most consistent oil revenue and fund its niggas. could be mistaken but they are all the same shia minority in the mid east which is more militant than the majority sunni i.e. saudi arabians
>>62097783We’re too late. The gauz train have left the station
>>62097775What does it mean for bobo?
>>62097792funnily enough the shias in saudia arabia all live near the actual oil fields lmaoI don't trust saudi arabia, they still haven't normalised relations with us and they're too cozy with piece of shit erdogan
>>62097791Sunnis and Christians aren’t real Lebanese. They’re just goycattle
WOOOOOOWThis is bullshit! I make a truce and Israel attacks? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! Thanks Kojima!
>>62097783>
Yeah im buying SPY puts for this retard ass pump. Ceasefire won't last 2 weeks and Israel bloodthirst will never be quenched.
>>62097788>that's a strait up lie>female rulers cause far less wars than male oneslook it up brothafurthermore, just remember that 99% of civilizations were built by patriarchy. Women have never built anything. but they have ruined many civilizations. women are children and should not be allowed to make decisionsyou put a woman in charge and she'll either do what her dad or husband says anyway, or do a bunch of dumb shit then flee from responsibility when it goes wrongWomen cannot be leaders. They never take responsibility. Trying to hold a woman accountable is like trying to catch a fish with your bare hands. it just slips away every time
>>62097800it's the other way aroundlebanon was majority maronite christian before palirats flooded lebanon
>>62097805that's a good thing about female leadersthey don't do anything at all (including retarded imperialist wars) and just allow their populations (workers and merchants) to create wealth in peaceImagine how great the USA would be if someone like kaja kallas was POTUS
welp looks like I'm buying 100 shares of PLTR at $130 and likely another 100 at $125
>>62097785gfc you mean the 1929 one?
>>62097806Maronite Christians is a natural slave race to jews. Shias will drag them kicking and screaming to freedom if necessary.
>>62097806Yeah but they let the shit-e muslims take control and impose poll taxes on all the non-shit-e muslims to give them the power to enact laws further cementing their terroristic regime in power.
physical wheat
>>62097814>natural slave race to jewsjust go to pol you antisemitic faggot
>>62097812Just make sure to sell before Trump leaves office
>>62097815technically all sects are "in power" (the president is christian the pm is sunni etc)
>>62097805>>62097809You are both correct and wrong. Trump and many male leaders act like literal toddlers, so your argument is invalid in this regard. Many men act like children.Having said that, women should never lead anything. We need good, wise men. Maybe a return to some sort of decentralized Monarchy.
>>62097819why are israelis so anti-semitic
>>62097819>kike thought he was safe just because he’s on a finance boardOh how the tables have turned. You’re the one who started talking Lebanese and kike politics.I’m just here to invest in defence funds
>>62097826you don't know what that word means
The oil price crashes might be doing moee harm than good as more traders load up on calls
up 50% on INTC. this looks like a sell window
>>62097831y-you too
>>62097829the market driver right now is the status of the ceasefire that the americans imposed on usLebanon is the most disputed piece of said ceasefire
Today or tomorrow we'll see an oil retardcandle. Going to be interesting to see when.
>Solded oil earlier today because I felt like I was going to get bogged>Turns out it did get bogged later onDamn feels good to be a pussy with weak hands.
>>62097823Nobody is in power, if someone was actually in power they wouldn't have Hellz Army running around completely unchecked, and they could do a peace deal or something boss.
>>62097817oh shitBut in all seriousness. My portfolio is back to the level before the "war". Who ever sold out of fear is a little faggot. This was a nothingburger
>>62097832Yeah, i am not touching an oil stock even with a stick, kek.
niggers
>>62097839which is why we have to neutralize hezb since lebanon won't do shit about themyou american faggots knew this and imposed the ceasefire on us anywaysthank god our government told you to pound sand
>>62097840If you think the war is over, you are a complete retard, kek. Israel won't allow this to stop.
I haven't traded in 2 weeks and watched my calls dip. What buy? Is it time to get back into HGRAF? KRKNF?
Financial implications of passover ending tonight?
>>62097850unironically a good time to jump into oil calls and puts if that's your guess
>>62097849israel has achieved all their objectives. the war is over... for now.
>>62097814Before nationalism minority religions were pretty normal in general. Most of what's happened to the Christians has happened during the last century and some change. When Turks/Arabs caught the nationalism virus.On the other hand the Persians started wiping out minority religions before it was cool.>>6209781308May 2nd was the last big fake rally and it went up and through the 50/200.
AND THAAAATS ALL FOLKSTHE LAST DIP EVER IN THE STOCK MARKET
You want to know what I think boss?
>>62097868THAT YOU LIKE MEN?
>>62097862we didn't achieve all of them in lebanon and arguably still Irandestroying the ability of the Iranian regime to project power abroad was pretty cool
UP AND TO THE RIGHT THE STOCK MARKET GOES BUY CALLS
>>62097873Yeah it totally happened
>IGV down 5%>NQ green
im still red on almost everything, wtfi bought back 100k shares of ai dashvams too early now at like 1.8 and then more at 1.3 before it dipped to 1, now im locked in and gotta baghold until october 2027 for fra deadlinei have to diversify better but u have to admit this is pretty diversified considering i was 100% ai dashcams in my tfsa last year, i keep reducing volatility in my tfsa gradually until my 2027 exit strategy completes
>>62097881i am bagholding ai dashcams with you in solidarity brother san>>62097856pullback so my 71 naked soxl calls dont rape me because i can never lose
Long oil retards
>TRUMP SAYS NETANYAHU TOLD HIM HE’D ‘LOW-KEY IT’haha what
>>62097881need to leave African-American Brokers ASAP, nigga. just invest in the index the fuck is you doin'!
>>62097880The only thing nearly as powerful as Trump's bullshit coming out of his mouth is the marketing fud Anthropic spouts.>our model is tooo powerful>we can't release it we're sooooo woried>it's so strongThen semis moon and software dumps.ps I'm really long MU and no saas-stuff so I should be happy but it still annoys me it's nonsense.
>>62097893skibidi
>THATS CALLED A HAPPYTRUMP
>>62097893he meant loki not low-keybibi be watching too much marvel
>>62097893Source?
>>62097903what am i lookin at did he spill melted cheese on his shirt collar
>>62097881Bob Loblaw doing ya solid atleast.
>>62097908https://x.com/NewsWire_US/status/2042292118912159917
>>62097653How much do I need to live comfortably for 10 years in picrel
>Israeli Military: Have began striking Hezbollah launch sites in Lebanon.get fucked Trump, treachourous piece of shitkys and fuck your cuck ceasefire
>>62097881i thought you were going to build a position in CTXXF??
I'm no longer range banned
>>62097914https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_cities.jsp?country1=Israel&city1=Tel+Aviv-Yafo&country2=United+States&city2=New+York%2C+NY
>>62097892i've been saying this with a rational explanation even before this stupid reveal but smg is an echo chamber that self-selects for insufferability and panican-posting.
lol the HUI and XAU are flat
>>62097908>buy BPretard
>>62097922Yeah honestly I think I'm a better investor/trader when I'm completely cutoff from any investment related social media.
>>62097920at least throw a "stocks for this feel" or a "financially speaking, of course" in there buddy>>62097923hawwt
>>62097889>i am bagholding ai dashcams with you in solidarity brother sani mean it was always volatile, before i revenge traded last year's april it had just gone from 80 cents to 40 centsthe current dip made me ignore risk management because it went under both oversubscribed warrantless capital raises that were done to improve balance sheet for upcoming contracts ($45m+ in pipeline now when the company used to be <$50m valuation and didnt have to dilute to survive for 5 years prior to those raises because they kept bottom line profitable during covid)granted, i'd sleep better if i had kept it cut down to a more reasonable <10% position, this is the last time i will do this.. although lmao i just made IZEA as 25% portfolio position again but that's a bit different (no debt and it has $3 cash per share so actual company is only valued at like $10 million market cap, obviously thats value trap mentality that reduces risk AND gain potential since it basically underleveraging the position but in this case IZEA should be able to hit close to $10 since it's a high margin advertising business)if it all works out, ill finally buy a house in 2028 so i can protect most of my gains that wayi dont even wanna go on vacation anymore, traveling to japan etc was tiring, id never travel again unless i had the time to learn foreign language to actually fit in without having to awkwardly use google translate
>>62097921>Tel-aviv-YafoNvm not into getting bombed
>>62097920remember 'tits or GTFO'? my oh my how the turns have tabled.
>ultra bearish miniscule retracements from intraday highs
>>62097925?
>>62097920Is vt vtubers?That's why, vtubers are like camgirl lite, all the slut of an anime girl with a voice that usually doesn't match and they don't have to nude EVER. Those losers can say things about them IRL because vtubers are "accepted" and not villains.
redditspacing
>BREAKING: Kuwait’s Defense Ministry says air defenses are intercepting hostile drones that breached national airspace and targeted multiple vital facilities
>>62097934yep it's over bears are in full celebration mode rn
>>62097920Buy OnlyFans stock
sorry migaturdsno ceasefire for you cowards
>Its another Israel rapes my portfolio episodeGET SOME NEW MATERIAL YOU FUCKING GAY MARKET FFS
>>62097937Vtubing was invented by gen X to get the gen Z youth to become acclimated to cuckholdry and other degenerate shit so when they're older they're just complete beta simps and shit boss.
POWER HOUR PLEASEKEEP IT PUMPING RIGHT NOWGET THAT OIL FLOWING TODAYWE NEED TO GO EVEN HIGHERWE ALL DEMAND A CEASEFIREEND THE WAR SAVE THE MARKETJEROME
thank god i down own any software stocks >bro ADBE is cheap, look at the PE>bro trust me no one is leaving ADBE >bro what do you mean markets are forward looking? look at ADBE right nowsame for CRM and others
>>62097927Financially speaking how can we create a business capturing fat bald simps and hunting them for sport?
>>62097951The fuck?Japan invented that shit, asshole.Fat cows in America cooped it years later.
>>62097881Your story over the last year was interesting. You were the Chosen One who turned 5k into 200k but you Got Too Cocky. That sucks.
Every time it looks like SOXL is gonna dump for real the retard horde steps inBet it's that SOXL calls nigger making so much bank that he can move the market on his own while I sit here like a chuck watching him symbolically screw my non-existent wife
>>62097942Wouldn't it be quicker and more helpful to just post the fucking link?
>>62097948sorry about your puts
Why is SAP dumping so much?It's the largest European tech giant
>>62097952There's not much holding it back if it can get through 6815/6820 but it needs to get through first.
>>62097943oh no no no not like thisthe perfect catalyst to nothing happeningdevastating
>>62097957i think theres already a bunch of pedo hunter youtube channels if you wanna rp as a little girl and spend six months sexting them
>>62097896webull is giving me 2% cashback (around $10K cash over a year) which doesnt sound like a lot but it is really helpful since im pretty cash tight outside my TFSA/FHSA etcjust to save enough to max out my TFSA/FHSA and start adding a bit to my RRSP, i have to live like a pauper coz my rent is $2k a month it'd feel like a loss if i had to withdraw my TFSA just to max out my FHSA or whatever>>62097911wish i also bought back into oil, it's been pretty obvious for several months that portfolios need to increase their defensive positions, it was too late for gold but groceries and oil etc were still relatively flat a while backowning oil through 2023 ukraine made it so comfy, this time i was not comfy>>62097917i did lmao thats actually doing well but i cut down cematrix, biorem, crexendo, IDN etc because i was getting too overwhelmed having to look over 5+ companiesprobably the one thats most painful was cutting IDN for another small profit under $6 a few weeks agodiversifying is still better obviously, no position should be bigger than 10% to keep volatility sane and risk-reward better, but man i cant do that shit with a 9 to 5 jobeventually im going to hold only 2-3 companies at a time and the rest in an index fund when the macro becomes cheaper
>>62097892Which oil!?There are like 50!XOM is not middle east oil!!!!
>>62097967see >>62097955
>>62097967Claude has solved SAP.I just pulled that out of my ass crack but it's probably pretty accurate (albeit smelly)
Why is Asia weak today?
>>62097960>implying there are no gen x-ers in Japan.Whatever you say faggot jr.
>>62097974Oil is fungible.
Why is Palantir and Cloudflare dropping just because of faggot Claude.
>>62097878Mr Bobos on his way, all mumus come out to play.Mr Bobos games aren’t fun. But there’s no place left to run.Could have sold the top yet greed, now it’s mumus time to bleed.
>>62097980The heat of the rice didn't boil the egg.
You know what really funny? last year the market was down 26% on the tariff dipperino, it was only 14% down this time kek. This wans't even pain, we coulda gone lower Boring.
>>62097970that second part seems kinda gay.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwXyC2dw65I
SNDK is up like 3000% in one year
>>62097653AMD green again
>>62097983faggot claude is just a glimpse and reality check for kybersecurity meme. they will be raped into death by 12 year olds up to hyper experts within 1 year once mythos and other similar models are released.
alright lads, look at the daily snp. they cant paint it any greener, its time to short
>>62097892WHY? AMERICA HAS MORE THAN ENOUGH AND WILL ONLY INCREASE PRODUCTION, WAY MORE THAN THAT
>>62097987>why is US fighting China worse than US fighting Iranretard
>>62097992I sold early and wish I was dead, I was betting on a further dip down to the gap but it reversed course and kept going up
>>62097980The real question is why US is not down
>>62097999KEK RETARD. ITS TIME TO BUY CALLS. WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO ME. ITS FREE MONEY
>>62097967I'd say it's priced right. I don't see much growth in SAP, but it's not going away either. They could fuck themselves if they do retarded stuff with AI, which is worrysome.
>>62097992Which is annoying, there is ZERO way to get in on this shit unless it drops a ton or you have insider info. It's stupid expensive, calls n puts are too and too far out to get anything respectable
THEY ARE GONNA RUN THE MARKET STRAIGHT UP TO SCARE ALL YOU RETARDS OUT AND THEN IF THERES A DUMP OVERNIGHT YOU MISS ITTHATS HOW THESE THINGS WORK RETARDS. BUY CALLS
>>62098001we just put 50% tariffs on china plus imports of manufacturing equipment has doubled in the last year as businesses are repositioning to produce necessary components onshroe instead of in vietnamese sweat shops.
does anyone have the copypasta about the rigged casino and the guy tells the anon it's rigged and to bet on black, but he doesn't listen and continually bets on red?
>>62098012TARIFFS DONT MATTER AND ARENT REAL
>robinhood launches brand new AI feature to “explain today market moves”He aheh muh heh… muh hehehehe…. Muhaahhahaha. AH HA HA HA HA HAaaaaah!!!!!!!! Ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!Does irae! Dies irae! Dies irae! Ahahahahahahahaha!
>>62097903Why can't russians go a hot minute without gargling trump's shit is it because you're trying to extract as much jewish semen as possible to reach acceptable levels to be admitted into israel with the other two million of your faggot countrymen
KEK OIL BAGGOTS
>>62098014LITERALLY EVERY RETARD IN HERE WITH PUTS THAT ARE GETTING BTFO DAY AFTER DAY
>>62097984I see you.Remember me?>>62094711>>62094782
>>62097961i dont deserve these gains in the first place since it was never reasonable to go all in and hold almost 400K shares last year, if i had treated it reasonably the first time i would be much poorer, my max position should have been 50K shares the whole timei took my cost basis out even now as you can see, max TFSA contribution room is only like $95K definitely underestimated the pain of "letting the rest ride" though, because house money is still cash you havefrankly, ai dashcams had no business hitting $3 in 2025 in the first place so i wasnt sure how to handle it since i was committed to hold until 2027, again with all the FRA stuff, things are just taking longer to execute than whatr the market was getting ahead with, or well no the slow pace is what should have been expected in the first place, the rest of New York is not gonna start equipping their fleet with ai dashcams until like late 2026 or early 2027, even the Long Island contract signed in early 2025 is being spread out across 2 years until end of 2027and true while im still riding ai dashcams, ive been building up IZEA, thats really going to be my main play going forward while i slowly average out of ai dashcams through 2027as peter lynch would say, see what kids like in a mall and buy those companies, IZEA is an advertising firm based on absolutely shit concept but it will print money
>>62098018SHUT UP RETARD YOU MAKE NO MONEY
>SNDK finally facing a slight correction.Great. I was about to just get into SNDU right now. That's a whole dollar.
>>62098018>why is bitcoin up todayUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
>>62098027ONE WHOLE DOLLA
>>62098028Mr bobo doesn’t like your tone. Mr mumu check your phone.Are you sure your calls will print?Mr mumu take a hint.
>PLTRi did the first partwhen does the second part happen?
NIGGER MARKET
>Putin announces orthodox easter ceasefire in Ukraine from 1600 Moscow time on April 11th until the end of the day on April 12th - Kremlin.
>>62098024speaking of IZEA, wallstreet "thinks" it will go to $10 lmaoill be happy with taking most of my profits at $6im investing in an advertising firm that manages fucking influencers, it's an absolutely shit concept but it makes sense since advertising has shifting from TV-based to ADHD video platforms that kids will endlessly scroll through, and they already have big customers, they were hired for Formula 1 move as well and started shifting to profitabilitythey could juist acquire a profitable company and use their tax benefits whatever from the past decade of being a shit cashburning company and win, thats how low the bar is right now with their valuation since they stopped burning cash
>>62098046no one cares about 3rd worldies bombing each other desu. their war is irrelevant at this point.
>>62098042ywnbaw boss
>>62098043Soon, you just gotta eat some of this first.
>wti $99mister president would you please dilate the strait
>INTCGod damn they're doing well
Bears getting psychotic, makes me think neon green tomorrow.
shipping boomer update on aya-toll-ah booth https://youtu.be/E9rslGBcEZQ >strait might be mined>no way to tell for certain unless someone actually hits a mine or USN clears it (lol) >un-mined passage runs straight through iranian waters for hundreds of miles, leaving them vulnerable to droning or hijacking >toll booth is open for select nations, but only if ship has explicit permissions to pass >toll both obviously sets a crippling precedent, similar future fuckery by bad actors very likely >ship insurance rates are all over the fucking place, if you can even find anyone who's willing to insure your passage >industry insiders are operating with the assumption that conflict will restart any time soon >a lot of crude carriers already moved to the atlantic, have to spend another month relocating back to the strait area even if the conflict miraculously ended immediately >tanker contract hits 17-year high (FUCK)
>>62098061Damn, could have bought the fuck out of the dip at 20.
Games Workshop about to 10x frfr
>>62098060Is the>15 vessel per day through the hormussyannouncement legit legit?
Bobos deserve a win tooIt's only fairJust a tiny 70% pullback.
>>62098056No one’s talking to you faggot. Resume your blogposting.
>>62098071You had a whole month of wins
>NOW
whats even the point of being a bobo tard when the market ALWAYS recovers. at the end of the day line always goes up even if its just because of money printing alone.
>>62098063My guess:>tomorrow mild day, down or perhaps the usual mandated daily +0.2% SPX>Monday "no war escalation" relief rally. gap up & rip style.
>>62098046Ahh that explains it. I know this Polish guy who pays me £200 to fuck his ass every Sunday (not gay, just need to do this till my stocks print) but he said he wasn't coming on Easter because he's Orthodox and felt bad about it. Easter came yet he turned up so I was confused.
>>62098068I did at 19, but just a bit. Feels bad man.
>>62098078Permabears are just people angry at the world and want to see it burn. They're too blackpilled to understand that the market wants to make money and will adjust to do so.
@62098072talk about the pot calling the kettle black boss
>>62098069Did you see my post about their valuation? I think you missed the boat.
>>62098078some people think they are smart but they are actually idiots or gambling addicts.
>>62098084the thing about permabears is they dont even short the market. they do nothing. all they do is being angry and bitter.
>>62098084They're usually people like Burry who are autistic enough that the divergence between reality and the market offends them at a spiritual level.
Micron chuds we're so back it's like we never left
>>62098076>ADBE>CRWD>ORCL>PLTR>SAP>WDAY
>>62098084I'm not a bear, I'm an oil bull.
>>62098078Doomfags think they are some majestic creatures swooping in with "i told you so" "you have been warned" and other phrases which carry the same sentiment. They think they are fighting tje good cause of bringing down the system. How noble. However they are the worst scoundrels. They make money on the suffering of others. A true abhorance on society
>>62098089LMAO that pic
>>62098092Buddy, check out FIGMA computer
>>62098078At some point, the market probably will collapse and never recover. But when that happens, the whole economy will be completely fucked and nonfunctional anyway. Good luck trying to close your shorts or even get paid out on your put options. The entire plumbing of the financial system will seize up.But I bet most of them are just making short term bets and getting pissy because they get greedy and hold on too long.
Is $350k-$400K NW a decent score at 30? I need to get a wife soon bros. Do you think I break $1M by 35?
>>62098107You break 100k with a wife tbhfam.
>>62098083Gains is gains
>>62098091Rapid fire triple peakers always fall the hardest.
>>62098102Jesus Christ
>>62098084>>62098088>>62098096>>62098106bulls are getting euphoric, tops in. bear squad ROLL OUT!
Why do I feel like a bear buying USO calls?
>>62098078Stay the course.
>>62098088>half normal volume Yeah.I’m sure you got nothing to worry about boss.
>>62098107That will get you a 35 year old 250lbs roastie with tattoos in the USA. Move to SEA.
>CAT casually making a new ATH amidst oil shortages and recession fears.how do they do it? Fuck me for not buying
>>62098089>that pic
>>62098117
>>62098124Have you read their fundamentals?
>>62098096Basically, delusions of grandeur. They so desparately want to be right that they spend all of their time doomsaying so when something inevitably goes bad they come out. "Look", they say, "I was so right and all you had to do was listen to me!"As if they're some sort of authority figure prophets. Its pathetic.
>>62098068it was expensive at 20. today's price is insane.
>>62098116I also feel like a war profiteer with my oil.And god damn it feels so fucking good.
>>62098110We've got a few more peaks left before the bull thesis is played out on Micron
My paper oil went from +0% to +50% to +30% today and I sold because I can't sleep holding that shit over night.
>>62098132This nigga reading fundamentals lmao
Seriously, how is SPY back to only -2,4% from it's ATH? I feel like I should hedge to cover the downside risk but I'm a greedy jew and seeing missed gains will hurt more than seeing losses kek
Now SOXL is up 80% from last week
>>62098133You’re afraid. You should be.
OnlyFans is an important pillar of western society like alcohol and adultery.
>>62098133You would be right except that there is almost never a case made for anything in here. It's just endless bobo/mumuposting with mumus being invariably stupid and ending up correct most of the time because a rising market is the mean.Almost never is a case made for a certain proposition, it's just brainless gambling. And when shit does rugpull, it's quickly forgotten and the wrong mumus go right back to pretending the market is permabullish.If you don't back up your position then you're the same idiot as everyone else.
>>62098144Is it time to buy SOXS or not? It SHOULD be but if I do I’m sure I’ll lose money.
>>62098143BECAUSE THE STOCK MARKET IS RIGGED. ALL MOVES ARE DONE BETWEEN MANY COLLUDING PARTIES. IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION THIS WEEK, YOU NOW KNOW THE TRUTHTHE SCRIPT WAS A CEASEFIRE AND EVERYTHING GETTING BETTER. THE SCRIPT WAS TO PUMP THE MARKET. RETAIL WAGIES WILL GET LONG THE MARKET SOME MORE AND THEN AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE, ITLL GET RUGGED.THATS HOW THE STOCK MARKET WORKS
>>62098144I am waiting for 100 before selling and shorting the shit out of it. Inshallah.
>>62098144It's all so fucking insane
>>62098078there isn't one they just like to lose. money stresses them out so they lose it asap.
>>62098126As much as I hate this smug neckbeard meme it's generally true. Honestly the only genuine happening since 9/11 has been the Ukraine War. The GFC was softened by the bailouts and as soon as everyone decided to forget about covid it went away. Ukraine however, a WW1-style fight between two conventional armies in Europe is worse than what anyone expected. Even when it began, no-one thought it would end up like this.
Not enough momentum to get away from the gamma pins.I thought we'd pin to the 6820ish strikes but I was too pussy to buy in the morning before the swing. What a waste.
Software stocks are really gonna dump across the board every time a new LLM is released?
>>62098144it's up less than that on 5 year chart
>>62098146The problem with OF is not the whores making more than you make in a lifetime but that it's all controlled by big tech as usual. It's even worse than a pimp because there is only one option.
Why is BNO just fucking around why isn't it SPIKING I NEED TO MAKE SOME FUCKING MONEY GODDAMIT
>>62098146not nearly as important as gay buttsex thoughdesuestly
>>62098000America doesn’t have the necessary infrastructure to fill in with demand
>>62098146>>62098171what's the point of OF when physical Thailand exists
>>62098172oil is going to $0
dayum KODK is nifty like that??
>>62098181OF is for money launderers and poor niggers that cant afford to blow 2k on a good time
>>62097892fuckers will declare force majeure on retail tickers like BNO or USO wont they
>>62098181Not everyone can afford to go to Thailand.
>>62098163This anon already forgot about the plandemic entirely LMAO
>>62098168Looks like it. Slurping opportunities will be good for entrenched software companies that are valuable not because there software is so great but because of regulatory or lock in reasons. SAP is a good example. Below 130 I might consider that shit. No publicly listed company will risk ripping out that SAP ERP cancer to replace it with something vibecoded.
Another attempt to get some volume going.Another deranged panic scam pump then almost no volume.Things are unraveling. Things are falling apart.A long term, destruction in market confidence.
Oh my my my, Oil is going back to 100.And they HATE the 100 threshold. What kind of hammer Axios headline will they use this time?Oh, and it WILL work again.
>could have bought SNDK and been up BIGLY>instead holding PLTR and taking a massive shitI'm never gonna make it
They are afraid.Look at them pump.They’re terrified. Terrified. Terrified.
>>62098193If they hammer it back to around 90 tomorrow with ceasefire hopium I'll risk it again, even if I have to hold it over the weekend.
>>62098195why dont you just ...you know... ...sell?
>>62098192
somebody gots to bake before the ding man dont leave us hanging
mentally ill perma bulls want to convince everyone that the market mooning is the correct response to the world going to hell, almost like they're being paid to gaslight gullible retardsThe longer they can drag out the inevitable crash the more horrific it will be, one might as who are they working for that would want such a thing
BUY TECH BEFORE EARNINGS OR THIEL WILL FUCK YOU WITH HIS DEMON DICK
>>62098010Yet it's still going up. Who the fuck buys this shit at $850 after a $300 move in 4 days... it seems so fucking fake.
>>62098212Oh just shut the fuck up.Your life sucks.
>>62098066>industry insiders are operating with the asusumption that the conflict will restartlmao don't these retards watch the news? time to start shorting boats, what are some boat stocks?
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62098218shill
>>62098221I am barely solvent and down 90% since start of the month. I really hope to get it back. I went full retard.
>>62098211 Let it go to page 9 like a normal generalholy fuckonly /biz/ or should I say blatant shills and tripfags feel the need to bake at bump limit
>>62098221i have a fat black cock
>>62098221I'M NOT FUCKING BUYING TO CLOSEFUCK THE JEWS I'M THE REALEST NIGGER TO EVER PLAY THE GAME
>>62098226greentext? I lost 100k yesterday btw
>>62098221Today: +0.89%This Week: +5.52%This Month: +7.64%This Year: -4.56%
>>62098227It made sense when /biz/ was actually fast 3000 years ago
>>62098221+4.18%
>>62098202If I sell it will immediately recover, so I will instead watch it fall down to 70>>62098221-0.44%
>>62098221+2.5%
A nice head you have formed on those shoulders mumu.Looks like somebody doesn’t have your back anymore.
-0.58%. Mostly from aftermarket spread calculations being gay. And NTR pissed the bed a bit.
>>62098231not very eventful desu, just foolishly doubled down on this insane pump from last weeks lows. began playing with condors and got steam rolled, tried to get it back with bear spreads.if we get a crash to $630 before EOM I can make it back still so I'm holding, may as well imo.
>>62098231while I did oversize my trades I don't even really blame myself desu this market has been peak insanity lately.
>>62098238>YOU HAVE BEEN WARNEDyes yes, very nice bobo..*pats head* what did you and momy do today? Did you play make believe again?
holy shit THE IRANIANS JUST ADMITTED THEY ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!!! WTF!??!! IRAN BTFO THE WAR IS OVER!!!
MRVL
>>62098257Time is running out, for everyone. Do you understand?
>>62098257turdies posturing on an American platform will never stop being hilarious
>>62098257How is this bullish? He's saying that they aren't going to abandon Lebanon.
>>62098257time is running out for the US they meanIranian boots on US soil imminent
>>62098266Behind every golden arch.. -some nip general
>>62098266>I'm looking at shaheed drones over I-95
>>62098273Could happen. They fit into commercial vessels.
>>62098221Four.
>>62098266I'd love to see the before and after photos of Detroit.
>>62098259RLML?
>>62098278Nobody wants go open the can of worms of arming container vessels, but if you did it anyways you could fit thousands or even tens of thousands depending on the size, and still have space left for anti-air and ciws
>>62098273>HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH
>spread busted but only lost 25 dollars a contract on a good fillI'll take it, it was a full 65 bucks per contract better than the limit order.
So what’s gonna happen tomorrow on funny Friday?
>>62098301biggest dump of all time hopefully
there's just no way this doesn't dump and we just fly away to $700 from here
>>62098301This >>62098303
>>62098301Max pain for spy is still 10$ below current price.Good luck.
